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Title: Sheriff: Woman sat on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years
Post by: Foxy Brown on March 13, 2008, 04:47:26 AM
A 35-year-old woman who apparently spent two years in her boyfriend's bathroom in Ness City had become stuck to the toilet seat, authorities said Wednesday.

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body. It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself," Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said in a telephone interview, adding that it appeared her body fat had grown attached to the seat. (http://www.kansas.com/news/updates/story/339011.html)
Title: Re: Sheriff: Woman sat on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years
Post by: chokkan 2 on March 13, 2008, 05:10:47 AM
holy cow !!!


LOL
Title: Re: Sheriff: Woman sat on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years
Post by: TydusArandor on March 13, 2008, 05:20:34 AM
Whoa. That's really freaky. The boyfriend seriously found that there's no problem with bringing his girlfriend food to to the washroom everyday until two years later? WTF?  :?
Title: Re: Sheriff: Woman sat on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years
Post by: mini*wheat on March 13, 2008, 05:39:25 AM
...There's no way.

 :doh:
Title: Re: Sheriff: Woman sat on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years
Post by: StreakInTheSky on March 13, 2008, 07:12:17 AM
LOL wth her fat grew onto the seat? o_O
Title: Re: Sheriff: Woman sat on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years
Post by: ferrar1 on March 13, 2008, 07:27:54 AM
wow so if i glued my MP3 player to my hands, they will stick forever?
Title: Re: Sheriff: Woman sat on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years
Post by: StreakInTheSky on March 13, 2008, 10:29:28 AM
probably only if you never let go of it for a few years and get fat :lol:

The glue itself would probaby be gone after a while because of your skin oils and stuff.
Title: Re: Sheriff: Woman sat on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years
Post by: Hakai on March 13, 2008, 01:47:51 PM
well...so...hmmm... this could make a good story for CSI, House or sumthing X__X
Title: Charges filed against boyfriend of woman stuck on toilet
Post by: Foxy Brown on March 22, 2008, 09:15:21 AM
A man whose girlfriend authorities say spent nearly two years in a bathroom in their house, sitting on the toilet so long that the seat adhered to her body, has been charged with mistreatment of a dependent adult. (http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/03/20/woman.bathroom.ap/index.html?iref=mpstoryview)
Title: Re: Sheriff: Woman sat on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years
Post by: JFC on March 22, 2008, 05:59:25 PM
WTF? :shocked:
Title: Re: Sheriff: Woman sat on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years
Post by: Tuffty on March 24, 2008, 01:06:07 AM
How did the boyfriend go to the toilet if she was on it? XD

Seriously though, awful business. I imagine having your skin attach to any inanimate object can't be pleasant.
Title: Re: Sheriff: Woman sat on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years
Post by: redux on March 24, 2008, 01:08:37 AM
^ If there's people in the world this happens to then I don't think it's too far-fetched to say there'd be people out there who'd enjoy it...

Some of these wacky news things really don't phase me anymore but this...this is ridiculous, to put it lightly.
Title: Re: Sheriff: Woman sat on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years
Post by: frblckstr1 on March 24, 2008, 08:37:07 AM
I think the title is slightly misleading if I read this correctly:

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stuck to the toilet, which they think she had sat on for about a month.

Its more she was 'in the bathroom' for two years, not 'on the toilet' for two years, still...
Title: Re: Sheriff: Woman sat on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years
Post by: Bleachhh on March 25, 2008, 03:15:24 AM
Man, she was probably too lazy to walk back n forth to the bathroom. Genius innovation.