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General => Sports => Topic started by: daigong on March 10, 2005, 11:24:32 PM

Title: Mike Tyson to take up...THAI BOXING!?
Post by: daigong on March 10, 2005, 11:24:32 PM
If you thought his facial tattoo was fucked up, everyone's favorite boxer Mike Tyson decides to go to Thailand and take up boxing...maybe he watched Tony Jaa (http://www.tonyjaa.org/) in Ong Bak (http://www.ongbak-lefilm.com/)!?

"He likes muaythai, and he's being encouraged to make the switch," a senior official involved in the talks with Tyson told the Nation.

"He'll need to spend some time here in Thailand, not only learning the sport, but also how to show the proper respect for the traditions and culture that go with it," the official said.

Title: Mike Tyson to take up...THAI BOXING!?
Post by: tamatron on March 11, 2005, 10:32:45 AM
I just saw this on a local newspaper.

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not only learning the sport, but also how to show the proper respect for the traditions and culture that go with it

Will he be able to do that? I hope someone beat this bitch up. Anyway, welcome to the most dangerous sport.
Title: Mike Tyson to take up...THAI BOXING!?
Post by: daigong on March 11, 2005, 11:10:05 AM
Tyson's such a fuckin idiot. Wasn't he supposed to have a match this summer? Loser stop acting so "Confuciously"!!

I dunno, didn't Andy Lau from Hong Kong Pop fame master Thai boxing? Or was it a fuckin stunt double haha.
Title: Mike Tyson to take up...THAI BOXING!?
Post by: tamatron on March 11, 2005, 11:25:27 AM
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I dunno, didn't Andy Lau from Hong Kong Pop fame master Thai boxing? Or was it a fuckin stunt double haha.

No idea. But these guys probably learnt everything from muaythai to karate to whatever anyway.
Title: Mike Tyson to take up...THAI BOXING!?
Post by: Ping on March 12, 2005, 09:07:31 AM
Hmm, I wonder how he would do. I don't know why, but I have a feeling hes gonna get owned...
Title: Re: Mike Tyson to take up...THAI BOXING!?
Post by: gaur on March 12, 2005, 09:17:16 AM
Quote from: daigong
If you thought his facial tattoo was fucked up, everyone's favorite boxer Mike Tyson decides to go to Thailand and take up boxing...maybe he watched Tony Jaa (http://www.tonyjaa.org/) in Ong Bak (http://www.ongbak-lefilm.com/)!?


I think he watched Beautiful Boxer, not Ong Bak.
Tyson's sex change operation will soon follow  :D
(wow I'm going to be in so much trouble if he ever reads this :cry: ...but what are the odds that he can read?  :D)
Title: Mike Tyson to take up...THAI BOXING!?
Post by: zidapi on April 19, 2005, 04:31:11 AM
hahaha he's gonna get fucked up, i can't wait to see this one pan out
Title: Mike Tyson to take up...THAI BOXING!?
Post by: TheQuickening on April 20, 2005, 03:06:04 AM
Agreed.  Those little Thai dudes are gonna eat him up faster than a bowl of hot noodles!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, hot noodles.  :lol:
Title: Mike Tyson to take up...THAI BOXING!?
Post by: ytl on April 20, 2005, 03:58:03 AM
Totallly agreee.  But...... those Thai boxer has to dodge Tyson's fist first...... I wonder how many of those thin Thai boxer can bear one full force punch from Tyson.

But if they are good enough to dodge all, they will own Tyson big time for sure.
Title: Mike Tyson to take up...THAI BOXING!?
Post by: TheQuickening on April 20, 2005, 05:48:46 AM
Dodging Tyson's fists won't be a problem.  The Thai guys will just naturally lean backwards out of his reach as they deliver an insanely wicked kick straight to his temple!!!   :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:
Title: Mike Tyson to take up...THAI BOXING!?
Post by: ctz on April 20, 2005, 09:20:16 AM
Tyson will not have a chance. He should try politics instead.
Title: Mike Tyson to take up...THAI BOXING!?
Post by: joey-longnails on May 19, 2005, 01:09:35 AM
i know sapp wanted to fight tyson in k1..but in my opinion muaytai to tyson is like fighing dirty..you can elbow and kick, and with no gloves on to soften the punch, i really feel sorry for the first person that has to fight him..you remember what he did to mitch green with no gloves on..
Title: Mike Tyson to take up...THAI BOXING!?
Post by: fustigant on May 22, 2005, 08:17:12 AM
Sapp would destroy Tyson, knock him down at least 3 more stages of retarded!  And Thai boxing, wait til he rushes someboby, and they put a knee right thru tha fuckin' gapped smile.
Title: Mike Tyson to take up...THAI BOXING!?
Post by: ctz on May 22, 2005, 09:40:33 AM
Isn't Sapp just a  some kind of wrestling guy? I doubt he would win anyone real boxer.
Title: Mike Tyson to take up...THAI BOXING!?
Post by: fustigant on May 23, 2005, 12:40:29 AM
No, the wrestler will almost always win over the boxer. In '76 Ali fought Antonio Inoki, and set so many ridiculous rules, that it ended up being a draw. But with no picking up, or slams allowed, Inoki's game was taken away, and it ended up being pretty much a dud.

And Sapp is 360 lbs. of muscle, has been fighting in Pride for a few years now, and has actually worked on his submission skills so as not to just be a pummelling monster, although he still is.
Title: Mike Tyson to take up...THAI BOXING!?
Post by: hot_lilAzn on August 01, 2005, 11:26:23 AM
Mike Tyson sucks the big 1 lol but damn Ong-Bak sounds like a cool movie i'm sure 2 watch it soon and i wanna learn Muay Thai boxing... :(