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Title: Teenager charged with trying to have sex with car
Post by: Tuffty on May 13, 2008, 02:59:52 PM

A TEENAGER has been charged with trying to have sex with a car.

Callum Ainsworth, 18, is accused of running along a street naked, bending over the vehicle and simulating sexual intercourse.

The offence allegedly happened near the teen's home in Crannog Way, Kilwinning, Ayrshire, in February.

Ainsworth denied public indecency at Kilmarnock Sheriff Court and faces trial in August. (http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/2008/05/13/teenager-charged-with-trying-to-have-sex-with-car-86908-20416396/)

lol 'trying to have sex'

"Look I'll do whatever you want! Would you like dinner, a gift? I must say your headlights looks absolutely lovely.."
"I'm not interested! Why don't you back off!?"

If you can't succeed in mating with a car, whenever you want to, for God's sake get some tips off a website.

I'm only kidding of course. Sounds to me like the teen was drunk or has some kind of mental issues. Still, it's more plausible having sex with a car cause there's different things you can do with it, rather than say, a table. God, this having sex with inanimate objects is becoming an epidemic! :lol:

Title: Re: Teenager charged with trying to have sex with car
Post by: tito on May 13, 2008, 03:19:46 PM

This is so FUNNY! :rofl: Things are going wrong in the minds of kids these days Tsk. And the car is so big. Might succeed with a hockey stick or something :lol:

Title: Re: Teenager charged with trying to have sex with car
Post by: Tyler_Wood_2005 on May 13, 2008, 10:10:22 PM

So was he sticking it in the exhaust pipe :lol: :lol: :lol: XD XD

Title: Re: Teenager charged with trying to have sex with car
Post by: aggressorproto on May 14, 2008, 12:37:26 AM

Wow... hopefully the rumours were wrong and auto CO/hydrocarbon emissions don't cause gonad atrophy like 'roids. For his sake.
Then again, the world might be better off if people like that weren't able to reproduce properly, I guess...

Title: Re: Teenager charged with trying to have sex with car
Post by: StreakInTheSky on May 17, 2008, 08:57:18 AM

Maybe he liked the junk in its trunk.

Title: Re: Teenager charged with trying to have sex with car
Post by: bokunosonzai on June 06, 2008, 07:43:56 AM

I'd say A+ for effort...at least he's putting himself out there :w00t:

Title: Re: Teenager charged with trying to have sex with car
Post by: Yukari on June 09, 2008, 09:11:33 AM

muajaajjajaja it's funny, poor boy, he couldn't do it  :rofl: