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HiP Nation => Classic Threads => Classic Moments => Topic started by: shirenuファクトリー on December 11, 2005, 05:56:04 PM
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So Masa was an idiot and promised one of his friends not to wank until the New Year. Then I was stupid enough to promise to join his suffering. Since then also tenkei and Flyp have joined!! This is how we started The Pact - No wanking until January 1st!!!
I don't know what this thread is for cuz Masa just told me to start it, so blah blah.
But damn, this day 4 has been hard!!!
daigong sez
PLACE YOUR BETS!!
Who make it to January 1st, 2006 without wanking?
shirenu 3 to 1
Flyp 5 to 1
tenkei 20 to 1
Masa 100 to 1
Note: This lists each contestant corresponding odds to who will make it 1st without wanking. For example, if you place $10 on Flyp and he goes on to wank first, you collect $50 plus your $10 back for a total payoff of $60. For the purposes of future book betting, the player has to win this challenge.
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I'll say you guys won't last pass 2 weeks.
So Masa was an idiot
Couldn't agree more.
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It's been 4 days already?? Such discipline!! :o
Ganbatte!! 1st Jan is not too far away!! Just don't overindulge when you 'break fast'. ;)
I'll say you guys won't last pass 2 weeks.
LOL!! tama-chan!! XD
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Controversial documentary Super Size My Balls by Masa Spurlock coming soon :w00t:
We can use this thread as our diary. I have done some pretty stupid things in my life but this is the most retarded thing I have ever done. Cruel human experiments are just wrong. Anyways since all I got in this world is my word and my balls (no pun intended) I'm gonna do it and show that it really is possible. Every person who I have talked to about my little experiment has said that my chances are slim to none. But we'll see.
The 4th day is always the most difficult one. If you can get pass the day 4 the rest of the week will be a piece of cake. And like always Day 4 has been the most difficult day so far. Fortunately I'm getting sleepy and there's only few more hours left so right now it's looking good.
So Masa was an idiot
Couldn't agree more.
Word.
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I know Masa's technic
He will pin a Berryz Poster in front of his bed. :lol:
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He will pin a Berryz Poster in front of his bed. :lol:
Word. I may have to remove my Rika poster soon :lol:
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My technique is...
Wait...
I don't have one :o
Hrm...
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He will pin a Berryz Poster in front of his bed. :lol:
Word. I may have to remove my Rika poster soon :lol:
Hm, you might need to change your sig then also... 8)
Wait... is this why we suddenly have all the drama's ... :halo:
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Y'all won't make it. And I refuse to join. In the end, is there a reward for this? Sperm banks win?
My goal will be to make the next 3 weeks a living wankmare. :twisted:
(http://img323.imageshack.us/img323/1486/masawontlast4nt.jpg)
What are the odds for our contestants? hahaha our own Reality Show.
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Morgan Spurlock is my fucking hero and his legendary movie Super Size Me was powerful enough to make me stop eating junk food. So this is my fucked up way of paying homage to Mr. Spurlock. And in a true Super Size Me fashion I'll be posting random facts about masturbation and sexual abstinence. The main goal of this project is to prove that sexual abstinence is as harmful to your health as Big Macs and that people should wank and have as much sex as possible :D
Fact #1
Masturbation is the manual excitation of the sexual organs, most often to the point of orgasm. It can refer to excitation either by oneself or by another (see mutual masturbation), but commonly refers to such activities performed alone. It is part of a larger set of activities known as autoeroticism, which also includes the use of sex toys and non-genital stimulation. There are also masturbation machines used to simulate intercourse. Masturbation and sexual intercourse are the two most common sexual practices, but they are not mutually-exclusive (for example many people find the sight of their partner masturbating highly erotic). Some people are able to achieve orgasm only by masturbation and not by sexual intercourse. In the animal kingdom, masturbation has been observed in many mammalian species, both in the wild and in captivity.
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^^ see the sig has change already!! :D
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Good luck. :lol:
My friend had a new year's resolution like that... well, he owes us money now. :wink:
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Synonyms for Male masturbation:
* audition the finger puppets
* bang one off, bang one out
* bash the bishop
* beat off
* beat your beef
* beat the meat, beat one's meat
* chafe the yard (dated - this term is used in early colonial-era Puritan legal documents)
* choke the chicken (US)
* entertain oneself
* do the five finger shuffle
* flog the dolphin
* have a mastie
* have a pull
* have a wank (British)
* jack off (US)
* jerk off (US)
* mutilate your mutton
* paw off
* play with oneself
* pleasure oneself
* polish the pole/rocket/trumpet/rifle
* pull oneself, pull oneself off
* pull your pork
* pull your pud
* pulling a jered
* pump the Primus
* punch the clown
* rope the rat (US)
* rub one off
* shake hands with Benjamin Franklin
* shake hands with the cyclops
* shake hands with the unemployed
* spank the monkey
* spank your frank
* stay in with Patsy Palmer and her five sisters, or Rosy Palm and her five daughters
* stroke the spaff-stick
* strumming the one string banjo
* tickle the todger
* toss the caber
* toss off, toss oneself off
* tickle the trout,
* wank, wank off (British)
* whack off
* fap
* wanker
Synonyms for Female Masturbation:
* dildo oneself
* dj diddles
* finger oneself
* fingerfuck oneself
* flicking the bean
* jacking one's iceton
* jill off
* havesting lentil
* making soup (to make soup)
* three knuckle shuffle
* rubbin' the nubbin
* gusset typing
* flicking the bean
* strumming
* rock the little man in the boat
* flick the budgie (Aust.)
We need to add these to the HiP-tionary (http://www.miumu.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=1686&mforum=jpmx) :lol:
^^ see the sig has change already!! :D
The gif will be gone soon too :cry:
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PLACE YOUR BETS!!
Who make it to January 1st, 2006 without wanking?
shirenu 100 to 1
Flyp 50 to 1
tenkei 6 to 1
Masa 1 to 1
Note: This lists each contestant corresponding odds to who will wank first. For example, if you place $10 on Flyp and they go on to wank first, you collect $60 plus your $10 back for a total payoff of $70. For the purposes of future book betting, the player has to win this challenge.
EDIT had to change the odds. :P
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(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/nasus543/HandzOff.jpg)
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I could so win this. If I was stupid enough to even try. :lol:
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:lol:
You guys haven't got a chance.
Then again, you've already beat my record.
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hehe, I did that one time.
After watching 40 days and 40 nights, I wanted to see if I could do it
I lasted 28 days...though after the first week, my mind was on sex like 24/7.
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Pff, i've had no problems so far, and on top of that, I had already been 'abstaining' for a week when the contest started. Your day 4 is my day 11 xD
I will be the champion!
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Had to edit the odds/question so it makes sense. And put into mind that Flyp doesn't like sports. j/k :P (see first post!)
Masa doesn't stand a chance. he can change his sig, but he can't change mine. :lol:
(http://img270.imageshack.us/img270/6049/angels709nl.jpg)
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That is way too easy competition compared to the one I noticed somewhere -how long time can you be without taking a piss? I don't remember when they will choose a winner but it won't be easy to win.
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(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/nasus543/HandzOff.jpg)
Umm, where do you stick the gum? :D
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(http://img445.imageshack.us/img445/4157/rikaishikawahappy0474up.jpg)(http://img445.imageshack.us/img445/6217/rika74523ib19fo.jpg)
(http://img445.imageshack.us/img445/4013/5630153fa.jpg)(http://img445.imageshack.us/img445/4183/0126mf.jpg)
(http://img445.imageshack.us/img445/7942/hellohelloerikayui300ba.jpg)(http://img445.imageshack.us/img445/3694/hellohelloerikayui296ob.jpg)
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Dude, ebc, that's just wrong.
:jerk:
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rolf ebc. You'll all end up wanking before new years, I bet, and you just won't tell anyone. :P
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We'll need a third party to confirm results!
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Whoa, I go away for the weekend and come back to this??? How do ideas like this get started, anyway?
We'll need a third party to confirm results!
Or be like the infamous Seinfeld episode (the "honour" system). :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Day 5
Despite the hot Miki PB preview pics today has been pretty easy. I spent most of the day in school and now that I'm back home I'm too tired to even think about wanking. However the Seinfeld-symptoms (see Seinfeld episode "The Contest) have already started to kick in. Last night I had trouble falling asleep and today I have been feeling kinda annoyed. Another thing I have noticed is that all the chicks are starting to look better day by day so soon I won't be safe in school either :(
Fact #2
Abstinence
Lifelong (or at least long-term) abstinence, often associated with religious ascetism, is distinguished from chastity before marriage. Abstinence is often viewed as an admirable act of self-control over the natural desire to have sex. The display of the strength of character allows the abstainer to set an example for those not able to contain their "base urges." At other times abstinence has been seen as a great social ill practiced by those who refuse to engage with the material and physical world. Some groups that propose sexual abstinence consider it an essential means to reach a particular intellectual or spiritual condition, or that chastity allows one to achieve a required self-control or a self-consciousness.
In many religions chastity is imposed to the respective sacerdotal orders. In some religions, including some branches of Christianity such as Roman Catholicism, celibacy is required for priests and/or monks.
Critics of abstinence on moral or religious grounds generally say that restrictions on sexual activity are emotionally or spiritually harmful. Some psychological theories hold that sexual oppression leads to various behavioral problems. Additionally, as sexual skills are learned over time, there may be long term consequences to a practice that deprives people of experience they may need in order to form an understanding of their own feelings and their compatibility with others.
While there have been cultures which achieved total sexual abstinence, such as castration cults, it is unlikely that any of them survived for a substantial period of time due to their lack of reproduction. Regardless, the arrival of technology like in vitro fertilisation allows reproduction without sexual intercourse.
We'll need a third party to confirm results!
Or be like the infamous Seinfeld episode (the "honour" system). :lol: :lol: :lol:
That's a great system as long as nobody pulls a George :lol:
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Guys, there is a really easy way to stop wanking...
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just have sex every 60 minutes!!! :lol:
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Guys, there is a really easy way to stop wanking...
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just have sex every 60 minutes!!! :lol:
I was thinking that. Don't the participants with S.O.'s have a big advantage?
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I was thinking that. Don't the participants with S.O.'s have a big advantage?
not one of the 4 of us has a significant other though... :sweatdrop:
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not one of the 4 of us has a significant other though... :sweatdrop:
Shh, don't let boykun hear you. He might start crying. :roll:
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I gave up spanking it for Lent. Not fun. The statue of Jesus scared me.
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They could always whore themselves to a 1000 fat chicks for 500 a pop. That might increase the funds around here too.
Day 5
Despite the hot Miki PB preview pics today has been pretty easy. I spent most of the day in school and now that I'm back home I'm too tired to even think about wanking. However the Seinfeld-symptoms (see Seinfeld episode "The Contest) have already started to kick in. Last night I had trouble falling asleep and today I have been feeling kinda annoyed. Another thing I have noticed is that all the chicks are starting to look better day by day so soon I won't be safe in school either :(
YOU'LL BE FUCKING FAT CHICKS IN NO TIME!! You won't need to drink Samuel Jackson.
Fact #2a
If you don't use it! You lose it!
Don't be a stranger (http://www.miumu.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?p=59546&mforum=jpmx#59546)
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Day 6
The easiest day ever. School has been keeping me busy and I just finished watching the latest ep of 1 Litre Of Tears so I don't feel horny at all.
That show is seriously my savior :P
Fact #3
Health and psychological effects of masturbation
It is held in many mental health circles that masturbation can relieve depression and lead to a higher sense of self-worth. Masturbation can also be particularly useful in relationships where one partner wants more sex than the other—in which case masturbation provides a balancing effect and thus a more harmonious relationship.
Both from the standpoint of avoiding unwanted pregnancy and that of avoiding sexually transmitted diseases, masturbation is the safest of sexual practices. There is no credible scientific or medical evidence that manual masturbation is damaging to either one's mental or physical health.
A man whose penis has suffered "an invasive procedure, blunt trauma or injury during intercourse"[2] may suffer later in life from Peyronie's disease. Usually in the context of an abnormal tunica albuginea, the rare event of penile fracture[3] may occur. Phimosis is "a contracted foreskin (that) may cause trouble by hurting when an attempt is made to pull the foreskin back"[4]. In each of these cases, overly aggressive manipulation of the penis can be problematic.
Contrary to popular myth, masturbation does not cause blindness. There is some basis, however, to the myth: zinc is required both to transport vitamin A from the liver to the retina and is excreted in relatively high amount in semen. Thus, it is not inconceivable that in zinc-deficient or vitamin A-deficient environments excessive male masturbation could have caused night blindness (in which case sexual intercourse has an equal probability of causing blindness). Given a normal contemporary diet, however, this is extremely unlikely to happen. There is also the more modern issue of staring at a computer screen while watching pornography for extended periods of time as the pupils tend to dilate during arousal.
The only side-effects recorded are that repeated masturbation may result in tiredness or soreness, which tend to make repeated masturbation self-limiting in any case. For men, the volume of ejaculate is temporarily reduced after multiple ejaculations until normal seminal volume is regained in a day or so. Nevertheless, people may experience feelings of guilt during or after masturbation, especially if they come from a socially conservative or religious background.
Solitary masturbation carries no risk of pregnancy or sexually transmitted diseases. Masturbation involving both a man and a woman can result in pregnancy only if semen contacts the vulva. Any masturbation with a partner can theoretically result in transmission of sexually transmitted disease by contact with bodily fluids, and such contact should be avoided with any partner whose disease status is uncertain. Objects inserted into the vagina or anus should be clean and of a kind that will not scratch or break. Care should be taken not to fully insert anything into the anus—any object used should have a flared or flanged base; otherwise retrieval can require a visit to the emergency room. Most modern dildos and anal plugs are designed with this feature.
In 1994, when the first woman appointed Surgeon General of the United States, Dr. Joycelyn Elders, mentioned as an aside that perhaps it ought to be mentioned in school curricula that masturbation was safe and healthy, she was forced to resign, with opponents asserting that she was promoting the teaching of how to masturbate. Many believe this was the result of her long history of promoting controversial viewpoints and not due solely to her public mention of masturbation. Her case led to the coining of a new and humorous slang term for masturbation: Firing the surgeon general.
On July 16, 2003, an Australian research team led by Graham Giles of The Cancer Council published a medical study [5] which concluded that frequent masturbation by males may help prevent the development of prostate cancer. The study also indicated that this would be more helpful than ejaculation through sexual intercourse because intercourse can transmit diseases that may increase the risk of cancer instead. Another study came to similar conclusions in April 2004 [6].
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You need to publish that shit Masa :lol:
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I've tired doing this so many times. One year I tried almost every month, never lasting more than a week. Then one year I I almost went two weeks, because I was busy enough with school to not have it on my mind, but not so busy that I was stressed out.
YOU'LL BE FUCKING FAT CHICKS IN NO TIME!! You won't need to drink Samuel Jackson.
:lol: Yeah, you gotta be careful about those fat chicks. They may start lookin' real fine in a few days.
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Or be like the infamous Seinfeld episode (the "honour" system). :lol: :lol: :lol:
I wonder who in the list will prove to be "master of their domain" :lol: :lol:
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Yeah, the worst is ejaculating air. And the dick is all numb after multiple wanking.
How're are the other cats handling it?? Or are they out XDXD
I worry about you Masa. Soon your balls will be filled to the max that we can see em in this satellite image (http://maps.google.com/maps?q=finland&hl=en)
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I'm still in!
Not handling it well, but haven't given up yet!
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Not handling it well, but haven't given up yet!
I bet your not 'handling it well' ! :lol:
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
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Day 7 - still going strong
Day 7 has been all about boners. I have experienced more boners today than during the first 6 days combined :(
So naturally today's lesson is about boners. I also watched "40 days and 40 nights" today and man, I have a scary ass future ahead of me :lol:
I worry about you Masa. Soon your balls will be filled to the max that we can see em in this satellite image (http://maps.google.com/maps?q=finland&hl=en)
Word, I gotta start wearing baggy jeans again cause my ballsack is so huge.
Lesson #4 - Boners
An erection of the penis occurs when engorgement of venous blood in two tubular structures at the bottom of the penis, the corpora cavernosa, results from a variety of stimuli. The corpus spongiosum is a single tubular structure located just above the corpora carvernonosa, and contains the male urethra, through which urine and semen pass during urination and ejaculation, respectively. This may also become slightly engorged with blood, but less so than the corpora cavernosa. Penile erection usually results from sexual stimulation and/or arousal, but can also occur by such causes as a full urinary bladder or spontaneously, most commonly during erotic or wet dreams. An erection results in swelling and enlargement of the penis or the swelling of the female counterpart to the penis, clitoris. Erection enables sexual intercourse and other sexual activities, though it is not essential for all sexual activities.
In addition to sexual arousal, erection in males can be caused by mechanical stimulation, or by the pressure of the filled urinary bladder. Erections when waking up are common, most likely due to a full bladder. They sometimes already occur in infant boys, and in utero. Recently some scientists have begun to doubt this very much (sources: see below). The question why most men have erections when waking up is still not settled.
My secret weapon against all those hot Miki & Rika pics:
(http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/6705/9295sc.jpg)
:heart:
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I also watched "40 days and 40 nights" today and man, I have a scary ass future ahead of me :lol:
I was going to watch the movie today because of this thread, but I forgot! :| Stupid me. :P
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Someone told me its a sin for catholics to masturbate, doesnt that suck :roll:
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Someone told me its a sin for catholics to masturbate, doesnt that suck :roll:
Well it's also a sin to wear condoms, watch porn, have sex before marriage, and even think about sex in any way. :roll:
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Hmm... I'm thinking of joining in this... But I'm not sure if I can. Since I'll be moving in with my boyfriend, I don't know how fair that would be. XD
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hmmm....maybe I should join.
the whole thing would be easy peasy for me :lol:
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Lesson #4 - Boners
... but can also occur by such causes as a full urinary bladder or spontaneously, most commonly during erotic or wet dreams.
I also notice that when one's bladder is full, one is more horny. hence wanting to wank a lot. so you better refrain from drinking beer.
I don't think wearing baggy pants will be good to hide boners. You might need a wheelchair to get around. Or a good clipboard. In your case, an address book might do. :P
I just got an idea for a new sig. :halo:
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Day 8 - The Struggle Continues
This shit just keeps getting harder and harder every day. Last night I had my first sex dream....
YOU'LL BE FUCKING FAT CHICKS IN NO TIME!!
...where I screwed a fat danish chick, seriously A FAT DANISH CHICK. My limits are getting lower even in my dreams :evil:
Fortunately I woke up before finishing the job. So far this experiment has been harder mentally than physically.Today I started feeling shitty and depressed for no reason during the class and after I got home I've been fiending for alcohol/snuff/chocolate. At that point I realized that I needed some spiritual guidance so I decided to watch Super Size Me and thanks to Morgan Spurlock I feel great again :w00t:
But seriously, if I'm gonna fail because of a wet dream, please at least let it be a hot chick and not some fat danish broad :lol:
Lesson #5 - Wet Dreams
A nocturnal emission is an ejaculation of semen experienced by males during sleep. It is also called a "wet dream", an involuntary orgasm, or simply an orgasm during sleep.
Nocturnal emissions are most common during teenage and early adult years. However, nocturnal emissions may happen any time after puberty, not just adolescence and early adulthood. They may or may not be accompanied by erotic dreams. Some males will wake during the ejaculation, while others will sleep through the event.
The source of nocturnal emissions is not known. A common theory, tacitly assumed by many researchers, is that they are the direct result of the stimulation caused by either erotic dreams or memories of waking sexual activities.[1] For this reason the term wet dream (but not the others) is also used figuratively for something very pleasurable but often imagined or hoped for. However, there has been little experimental evidence to support this theory, and many men claim to have had nocturnal emissions without accompanying erotic dreams. Another common theory is that wet dreams are the way the body disposes of "built-up" semen, to make room for more. However, the body does not in fact need to do this, as is evident from the many men who ejaculate only on rare occasions.
The frequency of nocturnal emissions is highly variable. Some men have experienced large numbers of nocturnal emissions as teenagers, while some men have never experienced one in their lives. Men who experience wet dreams more (or less) frequently than others usually do not have any sort of disease or problem. Some have them only at a certain age, while others have them throughout their lives following puberty. Contrary to popular belief, the frequency that one has nocturnal emissions has not been conclusively linked to one's frequency of masturbation, although widely-known sex researcher Alfred Kinsey controversially claimed that a correlation exists. At least for women, Kinsey's own results seem to contradict this: "[A]ccording to Kinsey's findings, women who suddenly lost the opportunity for several coital orgasms per week had only a few more orgasms in their sleep per year." [2]
One factor that can affect the number of nocturnal emissions a person has is whether they take testosterone-based drugs. In a 1998 study, the number of boys reporting nocturnal emissions drastically increased as their testosterone doses were increased, from 17% of subjects with no treatment to 90% of subjects at a high dose.[3]
Whereas an ejaculation normally terminates an erection, in the case of nocturnal emission, the subject often still has a functional erection afterward.
Although purported treatments to help prevent or diminish nocturnal emissions are available in abundance, none are known to have undergone any kind of rigorous experimentation or approval process such as that required by the Food and Drug Administration. Like the hiccups, there are a huge variety of "home remedies" with no scientific basis. Moreover, because no physical harm is caused by the act and it is not symptomatic of any underlying problem, it is generally considered unadvisable to undergo any sort of treatment except in cases of severe psychological trauma.
Involuntary orgasms can, more rarely, occur during waking hours and in women as well as men. The German word Pollution (= Samenerguß), which does not have the same meaning as the English word "pollution", describes all these involuntary orgasms collectively.
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I got it! You gotta take some estrogen to decrease your testosterone so you won't be so horny.
Does having wet dreams really count as wanking? unless you sleep on your stomach I guess. :?
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That's nothing. Get those fakes, I'm sure they'll work better. :D
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Day 9 - The most boring day ever :yawn:
I'm still in the game despite ebc's attempts to make my life a living hell :P
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YO! Where's the wanking facts? You getting lazy. And laziness leads to horniness. And horniness leads to wanking!! WATCH OUT!! I got you cracking at Day 12!
(http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2896/miki0947554wy.jpg)
(http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/9862/miki0947568sd.jpg)
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I think he still has some strength yet.
But I have a secret plan codenamed: Weapon of Masa's Destruction
which, if all goes to schedule, I'll have ready by Christmas Eve :D
(http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/6913/0127vn.jpg)
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I think he still has some strength yet.
But I have a secret plan codenamed: Weapon of Masa's Destruction
which, if all goes to schedule, I'll have ready by Christmas Eve :D
We should have a countdown clock! XD :lmao:
(http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/7398/venus415254xb.jpg)
(http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/2578/minibikini264zp.jpg) (from Boxy lol)
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^ that last one reminds me off...
Yes found them, but had to rescan because I lost the origionals in a diskcrash long ago... so this is from a old 320dpi A4 print 8)
(http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/1910/scan54808qo.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/2400/scan0000061vt.th.jpg) (http://img221.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scan0000061vt.jpg)(http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/6479/scan0000081vd.th.jpg) (http://img208.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scan0000081vd.jpg)(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/7253/scan0000076dh.th.jpg) (http://img217.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scan0000076dh.jpg)
No idea who she is, but I did love Girls and milk from then on for sure :halo:
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Oh man, I remember that set....CLASSIC :thumbsup
And hey, we at JPH!P try to help - as a PSA. to stop wanking, try this pic (http://ste.loghman.online.fr/arian/ALA-WEB/FATTIES.JPG).
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Day 10 - I can finally see some light at the end of the tunnel
Today has been weird. I knew something was wrong when I woke up without morning wood. I haven't had a single boner today and I haven't been feeling horny at all. I sure hope daigong's "if you don't use it, you'll lose it" quote ain't true. But this day made me start thinking that maybe sexual abstinence isn't so bad after all.
I have been feeling great today physically and mentally. I'm not depressed or annoyed at all and I haven't even been thinking about sex all the time like usually. I felt so energetic that I didn't even need a nap :)
However I think this is just calm before the storm and I'm surprised if tomorrow will be as easy.
Lesson #6 - Benefits of Sexual Abstinence
Freedom from Pregnancy:
Worry of becoming pregnant or causing a pregnancy,
or birth control cost and possible complications,
or the consequences of making abortion/adoption decision,
or raising a child without the help of a supportive spouse.
Freedom from Sexually Transmitted Diseases:
Loss of normal sexual function and/or infertility.
Unsightly growth on, and disfiguring of, sexual organs.
Loss of sexual pleasure.
Reproductive pain and/or early death.
Freedom from Emotional Injury:
Uncertainty about partners motive and commitment.
Pain of feeling sexually used.
Depression associated with a broken sexual relationship.
Scars of past memories.
Popularity and effectiveness
The advent of AIDS helped restore the momentum of the favourable view of abstinence. But currently there are issues as to what abstinence means: is it an abstinence from sexual intercourse or from sexual behaviour? Movements such as True Love Waits in America which asks teenagers to refrain from sex before marriage are heavily subscribed but surveys of sexual behaviour indicate an increase in the popularity of oral sex. Oral sex is not perceived as being "real sex." Teenage girls are able to indulge in sexual practices while claiming the traditional virtues of the virgin in cultures that admire it.
The effectiveness of abstinence programs and movements remains debated. The study "Promising the Future: Virginity Pledges and First Intercourse" by Peter Bearman and Hanna Brückner examined the relationship between virginity pledges and first sexual intercourse. From the abstract [1]:
Since 1993, in response to a movement sponsored by the Southern Baptist Convention, over 2.5 million adolescents have taken public virginity pledges, in which they promise to abstain from sex until marriage. This paper explores the effect of those pledges on the transition to first intercourse. Adolescents who pledge are much less likely to have intercourse than adolescents who do not pledge. The delay effect is substantial. On the other hand, the pledge does not work for adolescents at all ages. Second, pledging delays intercourse only in contexts where there are some, but not too many, pledgers. The pledge works because it is embedded in an identity movement. Consequently, the pledge identity is meaningful only in contexts where it is at least partially nonnormative. Consequences of pledging are explored for those who break their promise. Promise breakers are less likely than others to use contraception at first intercourse.
The effects observed in this study (and a followup [2] study) could be explained as mere correlations: Adolescents who feel the desire to take part in the virginity movement are more likely to remain abstinent for a variety of reasons, and less likely to have knowledge about contraception. Critics of abstinence-only education point to studies that show that teens who take virginity pledges are just as likely to have sex, but are more likely to do it without protection. Some studies have found that school-based abstinence programs actually increase the incidence of pregnancies (see sex education).
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And hey, we at JPH!P try to help - as a PSA. to stop wanking, try this pic (http://ste.loghman.online.fr/arian/ALA-WEB/FATTIES.JPG).
MY EYES!!! :bleed eyes:
Shit man, that's just bad. I don't think I'll be havin' a boner anytime soon, all thanks to that pic.
Seems like Masa's doing alright, although I'm wondering how quickly that'll change, especially with ebc's "Weapon of Masa's Destruction". How's everyone else doing?
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Oh man, I remember that set....CLASSIC :thumbsup
And hey, we at JPH!P try to help - as a PSA. to stop wanking, try this pic (http://ste.loghman.online.fr/arian/ALA-WEB/FATTIES.JPG).
:bleed eyes: :bleed eyes: You should warn people when putting a pic like that. :x
Masa, keep hanging in there..you'll find it more enjoyable in the end...I think.
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EW.
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Oh man, I remember that set....CLASSIC :thumbsup
And hey, we at JPH!P try to help - as a PSA. to stop wanking, try this pic (http://ste.loghman.online.fr/arian/ALA-WEB/FATTIES.JPG).
:bleed eyes: :bleed eyes: You should warn people when putting a pic like that. :x
Masa, keep hanging in there..you'll find it more enjoyable in the end...I think.
I beg for forgiveness. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/tama-chan/Emoticons/catcry.jpg)
(http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/3468/pleaseforgivemeame5ni.jpg)
I didn't expect everyone wanted to stop wanking.
Wank all day. Wank all nite :jerk:
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I BRING TIDINGS OF BONER KILLING PROPORTIONS~!
(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/5070/6ddgora08138io.jpg)
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Is that supposed to make me feel less horny? :?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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SHIRENU!!!!
When will you scan Miki's PB for us, ebc? Masa's soooo gonna break the pact.
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LOL I WAS JOKING, HENCE THE " :lol: :lol: :lol: "
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You're always :lol:-ing no matter what you say.
AND WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING AT ME?
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YOU STARTED!!!!!!!
I only do it because I care :heart:
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THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/tama-chan/Emoticons/alien.gif)
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NOTHING MAKES SENSE
:blackeye :blackeye :blackeye
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I DO.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/tama-chan/Emoticons/catglare.gif)
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NO YOU DON'T, WEIRDO!!!!
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Guys and gals... thats starting to be post wanking, might that be a substitude... ?? :twisted:
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Masa's bid me to post about my struggle as part of this experiment. I have to say it's been hard (no pun intended), esp with everyone posting pics from miki's PB every 5 minutes :evil: Everyone is mostly trying to get to Masa for some reason though. I try to keep occupied with anime/dorama/pangya. Masa informs me its only been 11 days... it seems like longer.
and thanks to those like mal, who post the boner killing berryz pics. cheers~
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Day 11 - Rika is more effective than Viagra
Like I predicted, Day 11 has been anything but easy. I woke with a huge morning boner and I felt all shaky, like I was high on caffeine. Then I saw Rika in HM and things got even worse. I suddenly realized that Rika is more effective than Viagra. I had to take a walk in the freezing cold winter weather and when I got back, my Go 50 Vol.2 DVD (http://www.miumu.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=2588&mforum=jpmx) download was done. At that point my balls were so frozen that I assumed that I could easily watch it. Boy was I wrong :evil:
I had to stop watching it after 5 minutes, simply because I just couldn't take it anymore. I seriously couldn't even sleep because I was so fucking horny. Now I'm just trying to avoid anything that has Rika (who would have thought that I'd say something like that one day :lol: )
I already got rid of my Rika poster and I think I have to ban myself from The RIVE soon :lol:
Then the positive things. I survived the long weekend and tomorrow I will be busy with school so things look good despite the hard times I had to go through today.
Lesson #7 - Masturbation in history and society
There are depictions of male masturbation in prehistoric rock paintings around the world, though these are all entirely matters of interpretation. Most early people seem to have connected human sexuality with abundance in nature. A clay figurine of the 4th millennium BC from a temple site on the island of Malta, depicts a woman masturbating. However, in the ancient world depictions of male masturbation are far more common.
Male masturbation became an even more important image in ancient Egypt: when performed by a god it could be considered a creative or magical act: the god Atum was believed to have created the universe by masturbating to ejaculation. The ancient Greeks had a more natural attitude toward masturbation than the Egyptians did, regarding the act as a normal and healthy substitute for other forms of sexual pleasure. They considered masturbation a safety valve against destructive sexual frustration. The Greeks also dealt with female masturbation in both their art and writings.
Masturbation as fast-breaker in Islam
Masturbation is considered to be something that breaks a fast. For example, according to Sheikh Hamed Al-Ali "Masturbation during the daytime of Ramadan breaks the fast, based on the Hadith that a fasting Muslim gives up eating, drinking, and sexual desire for the sake of Allah. Since masturbation is a kind of sexual desire, a fasting Muslim must avoid it. The Prophet’s mention of 'sexual desire' after 'eating and drinking' is evidence that it breaks the fast if one does fulfill his or her sexual desire during the daytime of Ramadan. Therefore, masturbation does invalidate the fast, as it is one of the sins that if someone does it he or she would be violating the sanctity of this month."
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Quick Masa, saturate yourself with Berryz!
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Wow. Imagine if I could get a handjob by Rika. We could end all wars.
YAW. I'm just wanking at the catfight posts in this thread alone!
tenkei's going down!!
(http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/1156/jun5zx.jpg)
Masa, check out this Rika PIEHOLE action!!
(http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/834/maasa016kz.jpg)
And I changed the forum logo just for you bro!
(http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/7493/jphp222qb.gif)
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Daigong you bitch! You know Rika in Magic Restaurant is like the biggest turn on ever, those damn caps have been driving me crazy. Good thing I can't see the logo.
I think my firewall is blocking it :D
I think he still has some strength yet.
But I have a secret plan codenamed: Weapon of Masa's Destruction
which, if all goes to schedule, I'll have ready by Christmas Eve :D
Right now I'm scared as hell :cry:
I better stay offline on Christmas Eve.
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Daigong you bitch! You know Rika in Magic Restaurant is like the biggest turn on ever, those damn caps have been driving me crazy. Good thing I can't see the logo.
I think my firewall is blocking it :D
I know. That's why I am posting this. Cuz Rika in Magic Restaurant is like my biggest turn on too. I fantasize she rings the bell and goes "DAIGONG!"
(http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/8858/sea024ou.jpg)
You gotta clear your disk cache to see the new logo. :P
I got a lotta money riding on this so I needs you to lose man!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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I know. That's why I am posting this. Cuz Rika in Magic Restaurant is like my biggest turn on too.
Aaah shit, I forgot that you are the asian version of me. I hate this twilight zone shit :lol:
I got a lotta money riding on this so I needs you to lose man!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Ha! That gives me more strength. Bitch, I ain't gonna let you win shit :D
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Oddly enough, I haven't jumped on the Erika bandwagon. Loathe Ayaya...but get out of my HEAD!! I'm gonna watch this GO 50 Vol 2 and Singapore Viyuden DVD for the next few weeks.
I say we rename this emoticon :punchballs: :Masa:
EVERYONE!! I'm still taking bets. See the 1st post. Masa at 100 to 1. I think the odds need to be increased, dude is CRACKING CRACKING like his name was Tyrone Biggums at the 5'o clock Free Crack Giveaway. ROFL
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Damn, this is getting exciting. Props Masa and gang, sacrificing yourselves for our enjoyment! :lol:
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I just watched 40 Days and 40 Nights. The guy went pretty crazy... Hehe, good luck to you guys. As for me... :jerk: :jerk:
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Goddamn! This is not good, even Rika is consciously trying to make me do it:
(http://img467.imageshack.us/img467/1394/rika116676jk.jpg)
:shock:
I just watched 40 Days and 40 Nights. The guy went pretty crazy...
Yup, that's my future :cry:
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rofl!!!
you can do it masa!!!!!!!
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Day 12 - The Half-Way Point
We have finally passed the half-way point :w00t:
That's right. 12 down, 11 more to go. The last two days have been the most difficult days so far. Fortunately the episode 10 of 1 Litre is finally out and I hope that it's powerful enough to kill my Rika-boner. If it's not, then I'm fucking doomed. I wanna do it so badly :punchballs:
Save me Erika! :cry:
Lesson #8 - Masturbation and Religion
In many religions, such as Catholicism, Mormonism, Judaism and Islam, masturbation is regarded as a sinful practice. The Catechism of the Catholic Church lists masturbation as one of the "Offenses Against Chastity" and calls it "an intrinsically and gravely disordered action" because "use of the sexual faculty, for whatever reason, outside of marriage is essentially contrary to its purpose." It goes on to caution that extenuating factors could exist, such as immaturity, habitual, or psychological problems.
There is no unambiguous mention of masturbation in the Bible. The word "onanism" refers to the biblical story of Onan, who was obliged but refused to consummate a levirate marriage with his dead brother's wife:
"And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the Lord: wherefore he slew him also." (Genesis 38:7-9)
The interpretation of early Christianity is that Onan transgressed by shirking his duty in using coitus interruptus to avoid impregnating his brother's wife. Later Christian interpretation, however, appears to have changed considerably over the centuries to focus on the physical act of Onan spilling his seed. This is also the traditional Jewish interpretation.
The first divergence appears in the early doctrine put forth by Augustine of Hippo, who argued that sexual intercourse for pleasure was an exercise in the sin of lust. Normally a mere venial sin within the context of a marriage open to children, he argued that a contraceptive act rendered it grave and mortal, removing it from the extenuating context of marriage altogether (On Marriage and Concupiscence).
Thomas Aquinas, one of the greatest theologians of the Catholic Church, went further and taught that masturbation was a graver sin than rape. In his masterwork, the Summa Theologiae, he divides the sin of lust into six categories: simple fornication, incest, adultery, seduction and rape and "the unnatural vice", further subdivided into masturbation, zoophilia, homosexuality, pedophilia, and non-procreative heterosexual sex. He then explains that "the unnatural vice," including masturbation, is clearly worse than the other five types of lust-based sins, for it is a sin against both nature and reason, whereas rape is merely a sin against reason alone.
The "sin of Onan" – by way of Aquinas and those who followed him – became both synecdoche and euphemism for the many forms of non-procreational sex that were deemed sinful, an association that followed other attitudes toward sexuality across the Reformation and into the Protestant faiths.
Protestant theologians only began shunning these teachings toward the middle of the 20th century, with some today even taking pro-masturbation viewpoints. Masturbation, however, is still viewed in Catholic dogma and by many denominations as an act of self indulgence and a sin of the flesh, making it a contentious issue to this day.
Some scholars of Islam consider masturbation to be haraam (forbidden) in Islam, making its acceptability within Islamic societies uncertain.
It has been reported by Rolling Stone [7] that a small Christian-right group in America is encouraging people to wear a masturband to indicate a commitment to abstinence from
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YAY HALFWAY DONE!!! SOON I CAN WANK AGAIN :w00t:
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Yay!
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YAY HALFWAY DONE!!! SOON I CAN WANK AGAIN
But that's nothing, you're a girl. I fear for Masa's life.
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Haven't read all the posts but Aya from 1 Litre of Tears makes me horny as hell hahaha.
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Haven't read all the posts but Aya from 1 Litre of Tears makes me horny as hell hahaha.
o_o Why must you post something like that...
seriously...
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Not her CHARACTER, but the actress her self is very hot...so sue me (>___>)
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All of you in a couple of more days:
(http://images.contactmusic.com/images/reviews/40days.jpg)
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Lesson #8 - Masturbation and Religion
In many religions, such as Catholicism, Mormonism, Judaism and Islam, masturbation is regarded as a sinful practice.
That is why it is wise for you to join The CHURCH OF RIKA
(http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/5762/rika9816eh.jpg)
It has been reported by Rolling Stone [7] that a small Christian-right group in America is encouraging people to wear a masturband to indicate a commitment to abstinence from
WTF? That is LIVESTRONG bracelets gone all wrong. :evil:
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I bet $10 that they've all consulted the Professor Hans Jerkov in the last few days.
It's a shame I didn't join this forum earlier, as I've been holding out since December 5 and I reckon I could last the distance.
PROTIP: Don't underestimate the pressure that builds up, abstainers!
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Holy crap it's Kei!
:lol:
I don't wanna try abstaining, because that would be really hard for me, andI don't get anything ahha
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I probably couldn't even last until January 1st and I have a GF. Two completely different experiences.
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Day 13 - easier than a piece of cake
I have been busy all day so I had no problems today. I watched the episode 10 of 1 Litre Of Tears and I think I finally got over my Rika-boner :D
Lesson #9 - Religious views
Chastity is a virtue expected of the faithful of many religions, including Christians and Muslims. This usually includes abstinence from sex for the unmarried, and faithfulness to a marriage partner. In many religions some groups of people are expected to practice celibacy — to abstain from sex completely, and remain unmarried. These groups include most monks and nuns in Christianity, and priests in the Roman Catholic church. From the Roman Catholic perspective everyone is called to chastity be they married, single, or in a religious order. Chastity is a function of one's respect for the dignity of another especially in a sexual context. Sex with one's spouse is not against chastity so long as both remain open to the gift of children — contraceptives violate true chastity.
In Christianity, sexual intercourse is described as "becoming one flesh" (Ephesians 5:31, Genesis 2:23-24) and is meant to take place within the context of marriage; abstinence is therefore expected of unmarried people. But for married couples, the apostle Paul wrote that they should not deprive each other except for a time for devotion to prayer. However, it should be borne in mind that historically (until the 17th century) the Christian ideal was not marriage, but celibacy. In fact, many Christian anarchists (such as Leo Tolstoy) were and are pro-celibacy.
Judaism forbids intercourse outside marriage (which is termed zenuth or promiscuity), but has no ideal of abstinence for particular clerical groups. In fact, it is practically expected of men in religious functions (e.g. rabbis) to be married. Abstinence is practiced while a woman is menstruating (in Islam also) and the week after cessation of flow (the law of niddah), as well as a set period after childbirth.
The Hindu tradition of Brahmacharya places great emphasis on abstinence as a way of harnessing the energy of body and mind towards the goal of spiritual realisation. In males, the semen (Veerja) is considered sacred and its preservation (except when used for procreation) and conversion into higher life energy (Ojas) is considered essential for the development of enhanced intellectual and spiritual capacities.
In the Vedanta tradition of Hinduism, the Brahman (Infinite Being) is regarded as the true Self of all and the ego-personality is a lesser self. The belief that one is the ego rather than the Self is regarded as the root of ignorance which leads to the problems in the world and in one's own life. All desires which centre around the satisfaction of the ego are considered to have their basis in ignorance, because the true Self is all-pervading and therefore without desire for anything outside itself.
Most spiritual traditions share the view that humans are essentially spiritual beings and that excessive indulgence in physical sense pleasure takes one away from spiritual self-knowledge.
In Buddhism, attachment to impermanent things is regarded as one of the major causes of suffering. Sex is arguably the strongest attachment to impermanent things which human beings have. Therefore in Buddhism celibacy has been regarded as essential to obtaining Nirvana (liberation from suffering).
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^^ I'm a new-born wanker.... everybody join my church !!! :jerk: :halo:
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That is why it is wise for you to join The CHURCH OF RIKA
Amen, brother!!! Rika is GOD.
By the way, I want to contribute to this topic by saying that all participants should return to their regularly scheduled programming. You folks are looney tunes!
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You guys that aren't wanking are truly king among men.
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I'm a girl, does that make me a Queen? :D
AND DON'T SAY IT'S NOT HARD FOR ME AT ALL WTF
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and so the count down begins...
(http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/7071/mikiiiimasa0iq.jpg)
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^ :twisted: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :ROFL
Queen?
Mistress! :bounce: the silent/cute are always the best...
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Kill 'em, ebc!!!! :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:
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Day 14 - Same ol' bullshit
Only 9 days left!
I'm still master of my domain and I had no problems at all today :)
ebc: dude, you ain't gonna get me, just give up already :lol:
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Why don't you?
I just need to catch you at a weak time and POW!~!!
:D
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Day 15 - One big downhill
After every easy day comes a hard one and today was the hardest day so far. Shit has finally turned real serious. Day 15 has been one big downhill. I couldn't sleep well and due to that I got a migraine attack. Despite the headache I have been horny as hell and for the first time ever I felt like I was gonna get blueballs. Even though I've been feeling pain in my groin area, I've still been wanting to do it so badly. The sleeping problems are also getting more frequent and I can't sleep more than 6 hours a night anymore.
I just feel so fucking shitty right now :evil:
The long list of symptoms I experienced today:
- sleeping problems
- migraine
- groin pain
- pain in testicles after every erection
- depression
Seriously, I'd rather be hungover :(
Kids, NEVER try sexual abstinence. It will fuck you up way worse than wanking.
Lesson #10 - Disadvantages of sexual abstinence
Ill effects have not found to be associated with frequent ejaculation, and one study suggests that frequent ejaculation may lead to a lower risk of prostate cancer. Indeed, there have been numerous studies indicating that excessive repression of the sexual instinct leads to an increase in the overall level of aggression in a given society. For example, psychologist J.M. Prescott, in a cross-cultural investigation published in The Bulletin of Atomic Scientists (1975) found that societies forbidding premarital sex are plagued by acts of rage and tend to have higher rates of crime and violence. Prescott also found a link between sexual repression and aggression, insensitivity, criminal behavior, and a greater likelihood of killing and torturing enemies.
Proponents of abstinence often reply to this claim by stating that there is a difference between repression and transformation of the sex urge. They agree that repression, especially when involuntary, is not effective and may indeed lead to numerous psychological problems. They say that the sex energy should not be repressed but slowly transformed and purified. This must be a voluntary process and in order for it to be truly effective, must include abstinence from sexual thoughts as well as actions. Otherwise, the organism faces the stress of being excited by desire and at the same time prevented from fulfilling that desire. This is what may lead to an increase in aggression.
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Dude, if it's starting to affect your health, you should just wank o_O
If you still feel crappy tomorrow, W A N K!!!
And this is coming from the "ewww" girl!!!
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Day 15 - One big downhill...
As a newbie, I've got to ask, who's idea was this in the first place? Actually, nevermind. I don't want to know.
Out of curiosity, I've read articles were people have claimed to have had orgasms/discharges without having physically touched themselves. Hard to believe I know. Anyway, assuming that it's possible, if this should happen to the people participating in this "endeavour", would that count as "wanking", or would you still be "in the game" so to speak?
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Dude, I think you should just pull it out and wank it, I know how you feel, I tried that once, not a pleasent experience after a few weeks.
Trust me, you'll feel better after all that backed up semen is out of your system :lol:
Now, go grab a dirty magazine and just wank it already....unless there's money riding on this :twisted: :twisted: , but otherwise, just do it :lol: :lol: :jerk: :jerk: :jerk: :jerk:
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Day 15 - One big downhill
After every easy day comes a hard one and today was the hardest day so far. Shit has finally turned real serious. Day 15 has been one big downhill. I couldn't sleep well and due to that I got a migraine attack. Despite the headache I have been horny as hell and for the first time ever I felt like I was gonna get blueballs.
Oh man. You need to get a hobby. Trading cards? Go shoot some ball.
... Prescott also found a link between sexual repression and aggression, insensitivity, criminal behavior, and a greater likelihood of killing and torturing enemies.
Two weeks later, no bans but almost 100 new users. Hmm...the softer side of Masa may be a good thing after all. then again, I like the evil Masa :lmao:
(http://img451.imageshack.us/img451/3543/skssdholiday2005stacy0012zm.jpg)
(http://img451.imageshack.us/img451/5240/zizi24qf.jpg)
As a newbie, I've got to ask, who's idea was this in the first place? Actually, nevermind. I don't want to know.
There was increase in the cat population (http://www.miumu.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=165&mforum=jpmx). Bob Barker and friends were on to us.
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As a newbie, I've got to ask, who's idea was this in the first place? Actually, nevermind. I don't want to know.
There was increase in the cat population (http://www.miumu.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=165&mforum=jpmx). Bob Barker and friends were on to us.
:P You mean people weren't getting their pets spayed or nuetered? (shudders violently)
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masa seems to have it worst of us :shock: which is weird since flyp's been going for a week longer than the rest of us...
luckily, ive developed an ear infection or head cold of some sort and the pressure/pain in my ear is not really a big turn on. hurrah for physical disomfort and health ailments keeping me from playing with myself
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With masa's (almost) daily lessons, this has to be one of the most educational threads on the forum. :lol:
And I agree with Shi. If it's starting to affect your health, sod it and just do your thing. :(
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Day 16 - Rollercoaster Ride
Thanks for your concern guys but it's not like I'm dying or anything. So don't worry about me, I'll be fine. Besides this project wouldn't be nearly as interesting if there was no drama :lol:
Anyways today wasn't nearly as bad as yesterday. Sure I have been horny as hell but overall I have been feeling great and all the symptoms I had yesterday are gone. I have been busy with Chrismas stuff and I even spent one whole hour on decorating the Christmas tree :lol:
By the way, I fucking hate wrapping up presents, my packages look nothing like normal packages. Next year I'm gonna pay some school kids to do that shit for me :D
The good news: I can handle porn and all chicks.....
The bad news: .....except Rika, she's still driving me fucking nuts
Two weeks later, no bans but almost 100 new users. Hmm...the softer side of Masa may be a good thing after all. then again, I like the evil Masa :lmao:
Yeah seriously what the fuck is going on. I was supposed to become aggressive and annoyed but I'm more pussy than ever :?
Lesson #11 - Male masturbation techniques :jerk:
Male masturbation techniques are also influenced by a number of factors and personal preferences. Techniques may also differ between circumcised and uncircumcised males, as some techniques which may work for one can often be quite painful for the other.
The most common technique is to simply hold the penis with a loose fist and then to move the hand up and down the shaft until orgasm is achieved. When uncircumcised, stimulation of the penis comes from the pumping of the foreskin up and down the length of the shaft, which usually uncovers and covers the head in the process. This gliding motion of the foreskin reduces friction. When circumcised, on the other hand, the stimulation is sometimes from direct contact with the hand. Many massage (with some using a personal lubricant to reduce friction) the glans, the rim thereof and the notched indent left over from the removal of the frenulum.
Another technique is to place the index finger and thumb around the penis about halfway along the shaft and move the skin up and down to produce a pleasureable sensation. Another variation is to place fingers and thumbs on the penis as if playing a flute, and then shuttle them back and forth.
A less common technique is to lie face down on a comfortable surface such as a mattress or pillow and rub the penis against it until orgasm is achieved. However, some clinicians have claimed that this is potentially harmful. Some people claim such masturbation may result in pain, irritation, or abrasion if performed too roughly. Other techniques include the use of an artificial vagina or simulacrum for masturbation. Many fondle their testicles, nipples or other parts of their body while masturbating. Some may use vibrators and other sexual devices more commonly associated with female masturbation.
The prostate gland is one of the organs that contributes fluid to semen. As the prostate is touch-sensitive, some directly stimulate it using a well-lubricated finger or dildo inserted through the anus into the rectum. Stimulating the prostate from outside, via pressure on the perineum, can be pleasurable as well.
Ejaculation of semen is sometimes controlled by wearing a condom or by ejaculating onto a tissue or other item. A controversial ejaculation control technique is to put pressure on the perineum, about half way between the scrotum and the anus, just before ejaculating. This can, however, redirect semen into the bladder and the technique may cause long term damage due to the pressure put on the nerves and blood vessels in the perineum. A dry orgasm is one that is reached by withholding ejaculation. Proponents of tantric sex say that this is a learnable skill that can shorten the refractory period. Drugs, such as prolactin inhibitors, may also shorten the refractory period for a male. An example of this is the prescription drug Dostinex.
Female techniques coming tomorrow (http://img34.exs.cx/img34/4759/vibrator0tj.gif)
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Yeah, this project has showed Masa's feminine side. What's next dude? SMAPxSMAP forum? Helping old ladies build snowmen? Chronic wankers have it bad. 2006 can't cum soon enough.
A less common technique is to lie face down on a comfortable surface such as a mattress or pillow and rub the penis against it until orgasm is achieved.
That is wack. Fuck the technique, just grab it, stroke it, release it.
What's next dude, diagrams on how to build your own Cup-of-Noodle Wank machine?
(http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/8060/nissincup7bl.jpg)
The best method is to let the noodles sit for 15 minutes, then cut a hole the size of your dick and insert, enjoy :jerk: :jerk:
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Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?
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Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?
What about food that were made to be played with? :lol:
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Day 17 - Merry Christmas
My nutsack is bigger than Santa's gift bag but I am still master of my domain :)
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Only a few more days~!
Keep going, guys! =D
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I've had no trouble recently, being at home and around people helps :D
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Watch out for those moments in the toilet!
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Day 18 - Still H.O.R.N.Y.
Nothing new under the sun. I'm still horny and I'm starting to run out of shit to talk about :lol:
Lesson #12 - Female masturbation (http://img34.exs.cx/img34/4759/vibrator0tj.gif)
Female masturbation techniques are numerous and perhaps more varied than those of males. They are influenced by a number of factors and personal preferences.
Techniques include stroking or rubbing of the vulva, especially the clitoris with the middle, index and/or second fingers. This is pleasurable for most, especially when rubbing the breast and nipples concurrently. Sometimes one or more fingers may be inserted into the vagina to repeatedly stroke the frontal wall of the vagina where the g-spot is located. Masturbation aids such as a vibrator, dildo or Ben Wa balls can also be used to stimulate the vagina and clitoris. Anal stimulation is also enjoyed by some because of the thousands of sensitive nerves located in the anus. Lubrication is sometimes used to facilitate masturbation, especially when penetration is involved, but this is by no means universal and many women find their natural lubrication sufficient—some even produce more lubricant alone than with a partner, though the reasons for this seem to be primarily psychological.
Some prefer to masturbate in a bathtub, shower, or hot tub by using warm running water to stimulate the clitoris; or others may straddle a pillow, stimulating the clitoris through the labia and clothing in a manner similar to frottage. Some reach orgasm by crossing their legs tightly and clenching the muscles in their legs, which creates pressure on the genitals. It could potentially be done in public without observers noticing. Some prefer to use only pressure applied to the clitoris, without direct contact. This can be done by pressing the palm against underwear or other clothing. A very few women can orgasm spontaneously, after experiencing prior sexual arousal, due to intellectual stimulation, for instance listening to certain pieces of music. Often, these intellectual triggers have associations with previous instances of arousal and orgasm. Some women claim to be able to orgasm spontaneously by force of will alone, but that ability, if it exists at all, may not strictly qualify as masturbation as no physical stimulus is involved.
Those who have difficulty reaching orgasm through sexual intercourse may find it easier to achieve an orgasm through masturbation. Sometimes sex therapists will recommend that female patients take time to masturbate to orgasm, especially if they have not masturbated before.
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:lol:
Thanks for the thoroughly useful information, Masa!
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Hang in there!
(http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/5540/ist2404951blueballs3zt.jpg)
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That's comedy gold right there :lol:
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Day 19 - I wanna strangle somebody
Day 19 was one shitty day. Not that I was horny or anything, I just felt fucking frustrated and pissed off. And I still am.
So if you get banned it's probably not your fault, I just wanna see some fucking blood :twisted:
For example, psychologist J.M. Prescott, in a cross-cultural investigation published in The Bulletin of Atomic Scientists (1975) found that societies forbidding premarital sex are plagued by acts of rage and tend to have higher rates of crime and violence. Prescott also found a link between sexual repression and aggression, insensitivity, criminal behavior, and a greater likelihood of killing and torturing enemies.
Word the fuck up!
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I'm OUT :D
HA!! YOU DIDN'T EXPECT ME TO BE THE ONE TO QUIT, EH!!!
Thx to Rika for assistance!
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[12:04] less than 4 days masa!
[12:04] 3 days and 2 hours
[12:04] for you
[12:04] i have 3 days 12 hrs
[12:04] oh right
[12:05] i'm out
[12:05] sorry :D
[12:05] ROFL
[12:05] serious shi?
[12:05] yeah
[12:05] XDDDDD
[12:09] shirenu is out?
[12:09] XDDDDDDDDDD
[12:09] fo real?
[12:09] i had to do it because nobody expected me to be the one to do it
[12:09] ELAINE!
[12:10] and you should be happy cuz i used rika
[12:10] this is just too bizarre to be true
[12:10] ROFL
[12:10] shirenu became..... me
[12:10] i'm not bald o_O
[12:11] or are you??
[12:11] but seriously, Rika?
[12:11] masa, you cant be the only one who wanks to rika
[12:11] well, it was penis action and i don't want nacchi, maki or miki close to penises
[12:11] let shi have some rika wank time
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ZOMG, shi dropped on a bomb on us... she has pulled a masa and wanked to Rika... she's out :shock: how is the girl the first one out? and with only 3 days to go?! it just goes to show that shi is hornier than 3 male perverts....
akira SHOCK~!!
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poor Masa, the guy´s suffering like anything. lol!
*hugs*
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:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I'm OUT :D
HA!! YOU DIDN'T EXPECT ME TO BE THE ONE TO QUIT, EH!!!
Thx to Rika for assistance!
Oh my god, the queen is dead!
And what's more shocking, shirenu is out because of Rika, and not because of Miki, Maki or Nacchi. Seriously, because of R-I-K-A :shock:
I'm too shocked to even get horny :shock:
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why shirenu... WHY???
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why shirenu... WHY???
:lol: I planned it from yesterday!! It would've been boring if everyone had succeeded...
Besides, I like wanking :D
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lol... if you have planned to do so maybe you should of done it at the last day, maybe 24 hours before the deadline.
:D
and ya... I understand why you used Rika as your wanking target, because you didn't want to mess up Gocchi, Mikitty or Nacchi right?
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Yeah, it kinda is boring. Masa was meant to go down with the secret weapon (miki) but he stopped liking her in the last month.
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Alright, I just can't get over the fact that shirenu wanked to Rika :shock:
Days 20 & 21
Day 20 was pretty much like the Day 19. I was really annoyed all day long but once I got over it I felt good. I haven't even been that horny lately but I have experienced pain in my nutsack and moodswings. Despite all the pain and frustration it's gonna be weird to do it again for the first time in 24 days. This project has been harder mentally than physically and it would be way easier if I didn't tease myself with hot chicks every time I get bored. But damn, I just realized that SHIRENU IS OUT :shock:
Yeah, it kinda is boring. Masa was meant to go down with the secret weapon (miki) but he stopped liking her in the last month.
This project was strategically timed after Angels and before the new Viyuden PB cause I know Rika is the only girl who can make me fail :D
Besides Miki is hot in Cheri, I just can control myself :wink:
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:lol:
That was a shocker right there..
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:shock: Shi...?? :shock:
To be honest, I did think that Masa would give in first coz there's so much good Rika going around... :P
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:o :shock:
Oh What?! SHI?! TO RIKA?!
:shock:
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Nice.
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Shirenu out? That was a surprise. Keep it in control Masa!
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You're in the homestretch now Masa!!! HOLD ON!!!
Well, not literally, at least, not yet. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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someone should reward Masa once this is over, poor guy deserves it.
lol!
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Days 22 & 23 - I feel like a champion
Surprisingly I feel great and I have finally gotten over all the mental and physical bullshit. Except that my penis feels like it's gonna explode if I touch it :lol:
Anyways the most important thing is that there's ONLY ONE DAY LEFT! :w00t:
someone should reward Masa once this is over, poor guy deserves it.
Word.
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someone should reward Masa once this is over, poor guy deserves it.
lol!
I don't think Masa's looking for that sort of reward from me... :roll:
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I'd suggest a whole heap of Rika goodness in commemoration for Masa's efforts. :)
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SHIRENU IS MY HERO!! :bow: :bow:
Wank away BOYS! :jerk: :jerk: Y'ALL WILL SUCCUMB TO THE PRESSURES
Jan 1st ain't here yet!!
(http://img425.imageshack.us/img425/9425/hawaii023mz.jpg)
(http://img425.imageshack.us/img425/9987/miki0922183tg.jpg)
(http://img425.imageshack.us/img425/1562/rikaabs0067ls.jpg)
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(http://img425.imageshack.us/img425/3360/rikacrotch34270fw.jpg)
(http://img425.imageshack.us/img425/8180/rika10677546296yn.jpg)
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(http://img425.imageshack.us/img425/7328/rikapb3167hm.jpg)
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(http://img425.imageshack.us/img425/6342/rika16891pi.jpg)
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(http://img425.imageshack.us/img425/4112/rika401540fb.jpg)
(http://img425.imageshack.us/img425/5844/rika6440mq.jpg)
(http://img425.imageshack.us/img425/9528/rika67493in2pz.jpg)
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I feel sorry for the person who's gonna get a facial tonite. :lmao: :lmao:
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Still, due to timezone differences, how will we able to determine the winnar? :?
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Probably be a tie either way, no one would go THIS FAR and quit
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oh my god, all those Rika/Miki and Rika pics daigong posted are instant death
:lol:
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It's already time... so now we have 3 winners eh?
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me and flyp are still in '05
but we havent seen masa in a while... i think hes going to spend all of Jan 1st wanking :lol:
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(http://img425.imageshack.us/img425/8105/wankwinner2xx.jpg)
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(http://img490.imageshack.us/img490/2706/cum0cm7fz.gif)
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hehe, trust me, it'll be more then that when it's finally released. :wink: :wink:
It'll be more like a steady continous stream :jerk: :jerk:
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hehe, trust me, it'll be more then that when it's finally released. :wink: :wink:
It'll be more like a steady continous stream :jerk: :jerk:
Like Niagara Fall!!!
:ROFL
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Move over Peter North. :P
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:lol:
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So Masa, is the theory true? Don't wank for a month or two, and when you do, it's the best one ever? :lol:
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So Masa, is the theory true? Don't wank for a month or two, and when you do, it's the best one ever? :lol:
It was like the best self made orgasm ever, so good that I almost passed out :lol:
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hehe, trust me, it'll be more then that when it's finally released. :wink: :wink:
It'll be more like a steady continous stream :jerk: :jerk:
it may not be a continous stream, but that gif shows how many times it´s happened :lol:
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Godspeed, Masa.
You DO deserve some kind of award. If I have any spare Rika UFA photos, I'll send 'em to you.
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:lol:
Damn, I should do this too..this year!
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Gee, Mal aiming for a year?!
That'd be awesome. :roll:
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If by awesome you mean insanely stupid, yes.
:lol:
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Maybe this should be a monthly contest.
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Maybe this should be a monthly contest.
Some of use want to retain our sanity. :roll:
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Gee, Mal aiming for a year?!
That'd be awesome. :roll:
it sounds like something you´d only do on a dare for big money, lol.
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1st Jan came soon enough... :lol:
CONGRATULATIONS BOYS ON MAKING IT THROUGH!!! ^o^
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who did you guys first wank to?
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Miki. :jerk:
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You're always wanking to Miki.
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OH MOH GOD, how'd you know that? :roll:
:lol:
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That empty box on top of your cupboard? Not empty. :lol:
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:lol:
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:shock:
That's probably a stinky box.
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LOL.
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I got new found respect for Masa and anyone wankaholic who goes through this...I mean. His only motivation was not to lose to me! Now I'm in debt to start 2006! :lol:
So Masa ... did it get chunky? Like cheese? jello!?
I finally did see Seinfeld "The Abstience" episode. Where George gets so smart, he starts talking Portuguese, hitting home runs, and was gonna do science experiements for the kids.
Gee, Mal aiming for a year?!
That'd be awesome. :roll:
it sounds like something you´d only do on a dare for big money, lol.
We should only do this for money or beer or ... a date with arian !! XD XD
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Gee, Mal aiming for a year?!
That'd be awesome. :roll:
it sounds like something you´d only do on a dare for big money, lol.
We should only do this for money or beer or ... a date with arian !! XD XD
I wonder who´se crazy enough to actually do the last one :lol:
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daigong.
:lol:
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Or any other hetersexual male :lol:
...including me
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This thread is hilarious :lol:
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funniest thread ever