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MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!
Friday December 9, 2005
By Grace Green
MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!
"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.
"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "
But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.
"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."
The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.
"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.
"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.
"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.
"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.
"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."
When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.
"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.
"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.
"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."
Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.
"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.
http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn...3414040002.html
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Pwned.
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XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
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FACK! that is rocked.
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Modern day Oedipus.
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:lol:
Oedipus
But the kid didn't kill his father. :)
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Oedipus
But the kid didn't kill his father. :)
Nor did he rip out his eyes. :D
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I hope everyone see's the evils of picking up girls on the internet. As for me I'd never use that...I'm too shallow : P I have to see who I'm talking to first XD
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Man, where's Freud when you need him? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.
Couldn't the guy tell that it was obviously a fake picture? I mean if I met a girl online and sent a picture of herself as say, Kelly Brook, I'd instantly realise she was lying!
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Couldn't the guy tell that it was obviously a fake picture? I mean if I met a girl online and sent a picture of herself as say, Kelly Brook, I'd instantly realise she was lying!
That only works if he recognizes the picture, which, by the sound of it, he didn't.
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Couldn't the guy tell that it was obviously a fake picture? I mean if I met a girl online and sent a picture of herself as say, Kelly Brook, I'd instantly realise she was lying!
That only works if he recognizes the picture, which, by the sound of it, he didn't.
I'm just saying, there's obviously a difference in picture quality between say, one taken through a webcam, and that of a picture where the girl is given professional make-up and wardrobe treatment in specialist background settings. :D
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I'm just saying, there's obviously a difference in picture quality between say, one taken through a webcam, and that of a picture where the girl is given professional make-up and wardrobe treatment in specialist background settings. :D
True. It'd also be a lot easier to comment on if we could know/see the pic that he saw.
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Or see a picture comparison of the magazine girl and the actual mom. :P
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It's worth it ... once you tasted MILF, you ain't wanna go back.
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Well, there are some that say that our ideal other halves are very much like our dads/ moms. Whichever it may be. So...
*thinks about own boyfriend before shaking head*
Nope! Safe! V(^^)
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I know a bunch of girls that gave gotten pictures professionally done and if I do say so myself they look amazingly beautiful, and I know these girls in real life. Trust me if I posted the pics you'd prolly think it's from a magazine or some shit but I'm not sure if they want me spreading their pictures around.
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It's worth it ... once you tasted MILF, you ain't wanna go back.
thats so wrong lol
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It's worth it ... once you tasted MILF, you ain't wanna go back.
Maybe, but in THIS dude's case it was a case of "family-MILFage".
*shudders violently* :evil: :evil: :evil:
Well, there are some that say that our ideal other halves are very much like our dads/ moms. Whichever it may be.
*remembers song from early episode of Three's Company that Jack sang*
[mentally singing]"I want a girl, just like a girl, that married dear ol' Dad"[/mentally singing]
:o :o :o
*shudders violently again* :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Surely you guys have seen Men In Black? This is from Weekly World News, a satirical newspaper.
Basically that means this is a fake article. A very funny one.