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Title: Sham...POW!!!
Post by: JFC on March 29, 2009, 08:15:20 AM

I never did like this guy. Every time I see that frakkin' commercial with his ugly mug I just want to shoot my TV.

http://gawker.com/5187540/shamwow-gu...annibal-hooker (http://gawker.com/5187540/shamwow-gu...annibal-hooker)

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Vince Shlomi, best known as television's ShamWow! guy, was arrested in Miami last month. For beating up a prostitute. Who allegedly tried to bite his tongue out. Did you know that? Now you do.

The Smoking Gun got hold of the police report and Mr. Shlomi's mug shot, and as you can see, he didn't escape unscathed. But neither did she. The facts of the case, briefly, according to the police report:

    * Shlomi meets Sasha Harris in a Miami club. They go back to his hotel.
    * She propositions him for "straight sex." He pays her a thousand bucks in cash.
    * He kisses her.
    * She "bit his tongue and would not let go."
    * He punches her in her face repeatedly until she lets go.
    * He runs down to the hotel lobby.
    * They both get arrested.

Sham. Wow.

(http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/5325/picture710.png)
(http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/1998/shamwow2.jpg)
(http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/3364/shamwow3.jpg)

http://gawker.com/5187540/shamwow-gu...annibal-hooker (http://gawker.com/5187540/shamwow-gu...annibal-hooker)

Title: Re: Sham...POW!!!
Post by: Ping on March 29, 2009, 08:33:24 AM

You'd think that being in the Sham Wow commercials, he'd be rolling all over the pussy. :lol:
I guess some things are right in the world.

Title: Re: Sham...POW!!!
Post by: mini*wheat on March 29, 2009, 04:17:16 PM

...Oh wow. I definitely laughed at this story.

You KNOW he yelled Shamwow when he punched her... he had to.

Title: Re: Sham...POW!!!
Post by: pikapikapika on March 30, 2009, 11:32:10 AM

maybe it was sham-ow! let go of my tounge!

Title: Re: Sham...POW!!!
Post by: Sev on March 30, 2009, 12:04:53 PM

I got one thing to say about this: lolcopter XD

Title: Re: Sham...POW!!!
Post by: shurastriker on March 30, 2009, 09:57:30 PM

^ i join with the ROFLCOPTER

this makes me wonder if is ok to kiss a prostitute... apparently can be too dangerous

Title: Re: Sham...POW!!!
Post by: ~Dan~ on March 31, 2009, 04:28:18 AM

Shamwow is real?? LOL
I assumed it was just a 4chan meme. :lol:

Title: Re: Sham...POW!!!
Post by: storyboard on March 31, 2009, 09:32:41 AM

Lol is all I can think of saying.

Title: Re: Sham...POW!!!
Post by: THUNDERDUCK on April 01, 2009, 12:06:20 AM

He should've went to Bangkok, like everyone else does.

Title: Re: Sham...POW!!!
Post by: kuno_thunder on April 08, 2009, 06:53:07 AM

http://i532.photobucket.com/albums/ee324/RobLang_2008/Shamfingwow.jpg (http://i532.photobucket.com/albums/ee324/RobLang_2008/Shamfingwow.jpg)

Title: Re: Sham...POW!!!
Post by: kuno_thunder on May 27, 2009, 11:36:34 PM

Bumpity bump, bitches.
"Jam Wow" featuring Vince Offer (Steve Porter's Sham Wow remix) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CztvSpKdCeY#lq-lq2-hq-vhq)

Title: Re: Sham...POW!!!
Post by: Sev on May 28, 2009, 09:03:41 AM

Both Steve Porter remixes are available for download on his website.

http://www.djsteveporter.com/ (http://www.djsteveporter.com/)