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The Hello! Project Fanfics => H!P Fanfics => Topic started by: AuburnChicken on May 01, 2009, 07:48:25 AM
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HELLO PROJECT HEADQUARTERS
The JMSDF wanted Hello Project to film a series of PV’s to encourage enlistement in the Japanese Maritime Self Defense Forces. The old recuitment ads had embarassed the service to no end. The top brass wanted something that would be inspirational and that their country could be proud of. Cute idols in battle gear operating a naval patrol boat would surely inspire the citizens of Japan they thought. However this would only work if the idols really knew what they were doing on the boat. So the JSDF High command arranged for a historic meeting with Hello Project Management.
JSDF Naval Commander “We have a proposal. Let’s have Morning Musume undergo a 90 day military training and video shoot at our secret base at Balikpapan. Your company could use the video footage to create a reality show as well. We would use clips of the footage to create recruiting commercials. This would entice Japanese women to enlist in the military and unleash their ferocious nature on our seaborne enemies.”
Tsunku: “Morning Musume has a busy schedule. 90 days is a lot to ask. They have concert tours to prepare for and songs to record”
Naval Command: “You need to review how much the JSDF is prepared to pay Hello Project if they commit to this project. It’s enough to fund an entire another large idol group for two years.”
Tsunku: “Really. Go on.”
Naval Command: “You sign the girls over to us for 90 days. They will train during the day. JSDF will provide meals, logistics, transporation, and educational awards. Your company staff will receive free transport, housing, recording facilities and food as well so they can continue to record and work with Morning Musume during the evenings to prepare for concerts. A temporary recording and dance studio will be reserved for your firm’s use in the evenings. In additional JSDF will arrange for some new concert performance priviledges at Yokosaka Naval Base after training is complete. A concert there will surely sell out. This will develop a huge new market for Morning Musume Photobooks, Calendars, T-shirts, CDs. Our staff accountants have prepared some pro forma income projections.“
Tsunku: “It’s hard to ignore these potential profits.”
Naval Command “To seal the deal, we’ll even train you on bazookas and allow you help us eliminate a herd of sick water buffalo in Thailand.”
Tsunku: “Really now.”
Naval Command “The Thai government invited us to dipose of some infected water buffalo in the Issan region. We agreed to do it as a humanitarian mission. You will be issued rpg and bazooka ordance to destory the threat of mad cow disease in Thailand.”
Tsunku: “That’s sounds weird but I like it.. To make sure I understand this correctly, I get to explode sick water buffalo with military ordance in Thailand if I sign this. It’s a deal then, Morning Musume will train with JSDF for three months and record recruiting videos.”
JSDF Naval Command: “Understand that no filming will be allowed of the anti buffalo operations. It would be embarassing if PETA found out. We do have an image to protect.”
Tsunku: “Understood.”
The meeting was a success. Tsunku: signed Morning Musume over to the JSDF for three months.
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YOKOSAKA NAVAL AIR STATION
The Morning Musume Alo Hello would release later that year would start with video footage of a C130 transport lifting off for Balikpapan instead of a JAL 747 headed for Hawaii. Two F15 fighter jets formed up alongside to escort Japan’s most valuable idols and the support staff of Hello project safely to JSDF’s secret Southeast Asian base.
Ai-chan and Gaki-san wished there were windows to look out of as the craft climbed into the sky. This cargo transport had no windows for the passengers. Ai was looking forward to getting some hands on training with patrol boats. She had always been fascinated by them while playing video games and wondered how the real life experience would compare. She also thought about how she would have to lead her group in a new way. A smug smile came to her face as she thought about her new title.. Commander Takahashi..
Risa looked at her leader in the seat next to her“Ai-chan.. you're so quiet and serious.. Loosen up” Ai Chan was lost in her thoughts though. So Risa started poking her arm with her finger.. No response.. So Risa took two fingers and started jabbing at Ai’s sides. “Risa! Yamatte ” laughing under the assult. Risa found this very entertaining and continued her attack, squeezing Ai at the knee which made her laugh uncontrollably. Ai went to guard her knees but then Risa started poking her sides again and then her neck. Unfortuantly for Ai, Risa found this terribily amusing. Ai could not defend all her senstive spots at the same time. Risa would have liked to do more to her best friend but was afraid to. This was a safe and fun friendly activity she thought and she renewed her attack. For Ai.. it would be a long flight as she tried to defend herself from Risa’s mischevious hands.
Ai appeared to protest but Risa knew she liked the attention. Risa thought the seatbelts were well designed and served their purpose restraining the mobility of herself and her best friend. The loud turboprop engines did a nice job of masking the noises she made in protest of the tickling and poking.
Jun Jun kept her newly issued camera rolling on the two leaders. If the leaders calmed down, she would then film others and of course make sure to turn it on herself from time to time. Being a camera person was fun. The other girls, especially Reina held reservations against the military issuing Jun Jun a video camera to use during the next three months. Who knew what sort of activites she would try to record?
The C130 lumbered it's way higher into to sky and continued it's southbound course. Her holds were full of Hello Project Support Staff, Mobile Recording Studio Equipment, Post Production Video Edition Workstations, and cases of SPAM and MREs.
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Naval Command: “You sign the girls over to us for 90 days.
This, I admit, got me concerned. :O
Jun Jun kept her newly issued camera rolling on the two leaders. If the leaders calmed down, she would then film others and of course make sure to turn it on herself from time to time. Being a camera person was fun. The other girls, especially Reina held reservations against the military issuing Jun Jun a video camera to use during the next three months. Who knew what sort of activites she would try to record?
And this just made me :lol:.
It's going to be interesting seeing the girls go through military training. :yep:
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JSDF MARITIME OPERATIONS BASE BALIBAKPAN
JSDF Fujimoto was heavily armed for her small size. Numerous gun mounts and torpedo tubes crowded the deck reflecting the boat’s purpose which was not pleasure cruising. The 80 foot PT boat approached the base docks at Balikpapan. The JSDF Fujimoto was a lovely and fearsome sight to behold. So were her two owners.
After a successful career with Hello Project, Miki Fujimoto and Aya Matsuura resurrected GAM as a private military contracting and mercenary outfit. Today they wore matching black cotton tactical vests and khaki shorts. Their toned bodies and expert boat handling reflected the months of training in martial arts, seamanship, marksmanship, and surface warfare courses they put themselves through. The former idols carefully maneuvered their boat to the docks & cut the engines. Miki bent over to tie knots in the mooring lines securing the craft to the dock. Her khaki shorts rode up on her posterior exposing her long tan legs. Spellbound, Aya paused to study her teammate.
Take your time on those knots Miki-chan.. I’m enjoying this
Why is she just standing there.. Shouldn’t she be helping? Miki wondered. Miki moved over to the last fixture to secure the final knot.
“Miki-tan.. are you sure these knots are tight enough, maybe you should redo them.” teased Aya. Aya reflected on what she saw. What a lovely view. It would be nice to watch her redo all the knots.
Miki bent back over to inspect the knots for a few moments. Bending over again she grabbed the lines and yanked on them. She yanked harder and harder. The knots held of course. Over the sounds of the waves and seagulls, she heard some muffled chuckles behind her. “These knots are plenty tight.” Wait a minute. This isn’t about the mooring lines at all is it? Miki turned back to her teammate with an impish smile. “Tonight you will see just how secure my knots are.”
“Is that a threat Miki-tan? ” Aya joked, backpedaling and making a note to herself not to fall asleep in the cabin below decks after the day was over with. Her pulse jumped up. Perhaps I shouldn’t make any more comments about her girl scout skills today.
Miki stalked closer to her fellow mercenary stopping just inches from Aya's face. The prey tried to scoot out to one side but was too slow. Aya found herself pinned against the deckhouse on both sides by Miki’s arms. Cornered “It’s not a threat, it’s a promise.” Miki entertained some evil thoughts. I haven’t told you about the new eyebolts I installed in the cabin bunk during the last refit. Tonight you’ll find out.
Aya’s pulse jumped. She was now totally distracted from GAM’s assignment. Aya traced her hands around the waist of the one before her, feeling her way along the sides and up to Miki’s shoulders. A gentle squeeze around the neck and then Aya arched her back and quickly captured her aggressor’s soft lips with her own. She planned to hold contact just long enough to get Miki’s eyes to close and guard to lower. Aya then ran her hands back to Miki’s waist and prepared for her next maneuver.
This is absolute heaven. Miki thought as she enjoyed the sensations of the soft lips pressing against hers. It was very pleasurable but what came next was not. The kiss was suddenly broken off as Aya dropped her body to press her shoulder against Miki’s midsection, lifting her into the air. Dangling over Aya’s shoulder helplessly, Miki struggled to find something to hold on to. “Aya What are you doing? Aya. Wait.. where are you going” she yelled.
“Kissing and tossing.. Nee” Aya cheered. Deception was so much fun. Aya was getting better and better at it. She would probably pay for this one but it was worth it.
“Aaaaaayaaaaa!” Miki screamed as she splashed into the water.
Aya clapped a few times and then walked back to the deckhouse. With the distraction temporarily out of the way, Aya refocused her attention on their assignment. GAM’s assignment was to train Morning Musume in a competent combat team. Underneath the cute and innocent exterior of some Japanese woman is a ferocious nature waiting to be unleashed. Aya mused. Skilled warriors take years to train. Morning Musume only had three months. Greatness cannot be achieved without suffering. With those thoughts, Aya grabbed a clipboard and began brainstorming the best way to organize and meet the requirements of the JSDF assignment. With a dark grin, she came up with a few exercises to add to the standard coursework.
Boating was a very expensive hobby and operating a modest sized 80 foot warship resultied in astronomical expenses. For example, filling the fuel tank required over 3000 gallons of aviation fuel. A few million yen fuel bills later and enthusiasm for operating the Fujimoto at top speed waned. Attempting to lower cash outflows to pay for their new toy and her related costs, Aya and Miki had given up their luxury apartments in Tokyo and had sold all their furniture. Their parents were not thrilled at all with their daughters' financial decision to purchase a warship and become mercenaries. But lately when they made the news for intercepting drug smugglers, parental disdain to the daughters rebellious activities turned to pride. The PT boat had pretty spacious quarters so the two pretty much lived on board to save on apartment rentals. Leasing the boat and their services to the JSDF as military contractors provided GAM with much needed cash flow.
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C130 TRANSPORT EN ROUTE TO BALIKPAPAN
Eri studied the manila envelope that was just handed to her. She opened it and pulled out the paperwork. Glancing over the packet, Eri found the trainee assignments page. Oh god! Have they lost their minds? This is not good.. Not good at all .
Other Musumes groaned foreseeing the mess Tsunsku had signed them in to. “Food poisoning will kill us all if the friendly fire doesn’t get us first”
Koharu spazzed out when they saw her new assignment. The imitated sounds of machine gun fire soon filled the air coming from Koharu’s mouth. She puffed her cheeks, pumped her arms and swiveled around as she did a charade of firing AA guns at enemy planes. Her teammates watched her with increasing concern. Drool was almost forming on Koharu’s mouth as she continued her heroic fantasy. Jun Jun recorded all of this on camera well knowing that JSDF would probably cut this segment if they had any sense.
What was causing all the reactions in the cargo compartment. Takahashi wondered. She opened her packet and saw this. Eyes bugged out of her head. “They have really lost it. Then again compared to some of the shameful costumes Hello Project forced them to wear at concerts over the years, this couldn’t really be that bad”
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This is... kind of awesome!
I don't think many people would be able to pull a story like this off. There's still a sort of WTF feeling about the situation but the attention to detail actually makes it work. I know nothing about the logistics behind naval operation and all that but you write it in a way that has me believing that Aya and Miki in this story do! I'm interested in where this is going. :thumbsup
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I think I'm liking this story. It's an interesting premise
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Other Musumes groaned foreseeing the mess Tsunsku had signed them in to. “Food poisoning will kill us all if the friendly fire doesn’t get us first”
This line cracked me up XD
ok who's the wisecrack who decided to put sayu in the galley? and kusumi too! lol
I wouldn't be surprised if sayu could even mess up a MRE :lol:
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Damn XD It's so fun reading the story especially when they found out their assignments :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
What's JSDF?
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if there is GAM and TAGAKI......then, I'm on it............ :onioncheer: :onioncheer: :onioncheer:
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BOAT NAMED AFTER MIKI-SAMA = :twothumbs
Mercenary GAM = :rockon:
GAM ANTICS ON THE BOAT = :wahaha: :drool:
SAYU AS SHIP'S COOK = :on lol:
What's JSDF?
The Japan Self-Defense Forces. After WWII, the Japanese military forces were disbanded and Japan was no longer "permitted" to have an "army" (as was dictated in the "Terms of surrender"). Of course, so that Japan wouldn't be left completely defenseless, the ToS allowed for the JSDF to be established. Unlike your "typical army", the JSDF is not permitted to leave Japanese territory (this was part of the conditions established in the ToS after WWII), nor do they take part in any military campaigns anywhere in the world. As their name implies, they are STRICTLY meant to ONLY be used in defending against any aggression taken against Japan.
EDIT: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_Self-Defense_Forces (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_Self-Defense_Forces)
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Now this...is interesting. I don't know anything about the military and whatnot, but I still like it!! Sayu as the ship's cook is XD. But...holy shit, Eri and and the firearms. :shocked Kinda reminds me of Eri Kamei vs. Morning Musume, though. :-X
The imitated sounds of machine gun fire soon filled the air coming from Koharu’s mouth. She puffed her cheeks, pumped her arms and swiveled around as she did a charade of firing AA guns at enemy planes. Her teammates watched her with increasing concern. Drool was almost forming on Koharu’s mouth as she continued her heroic fantasy.
:on lol: :on lol: :on lol:
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BALIKPAPAN AIRSTRIP
Descending rapidly, the C130 lowered its gear and made its final approach on Balikpapan airstrip. It’s decent took it closer to the waves. The transport passed over the boat docks and then over the airstrip perimeter. With clear visibility and no crosswinds to complicate the landing, the massive aircraft was safely on the ground minutes later. “Ladies and Gentlemen. Welcome to Balikpapan”
The pilots taxied the aircraft to the parking apron. The cargo doors opened and ramps lowered. Unloading began. Hello Project staffers began rolling equipment off the plane and towards to the buildings.
Alo Hello staff scurried down the ramp to setup filming positions. A producer made some notes on his clipboard to mix some dramatic music into the footage of Morning Musume deplaning off a military transport.
Ai grabbed her bags and walked down the ramp. Once outside the airframe, she began to feel the warmth of the tropical climate. She looked around at her surroundings. Nearby were several Quonset huts. A large satellite tower rose next to the largest structure. That building would serve as the temporary recording and broadcasting building. Towards the beach, she spotted the boat docks and a patrol craft moored alongside. Inland past the perimeter of the base was jungle. On the distance horizon the outline of a massive oil refinery loomed. She walked at a brisk pace, putting a little distance between herself and her groping co-leader for just a few moments to study her new surroundings. Her nerves had been over stimulated during the flight and needed a break if even for just a few minutes.
Risa slung her gear over her shoulder and followed Ai out the door like a lost puppy. Behind her came the rest of Morning Musume. One of the Hello Project Staffers directed the group to a building near the docks with lockers where they could stow their luggage. They looked over at the airstrip, the jungles, and the ocean as they made their way to the building.
Inside the building Aya Matsuura was waiting for them. Morning Musume formed up before her.
“Hello everyone.. Welcome to JSDF Maritime Training Orientation. I’m Aya Matsuura I’ll be one of your combat instructors for the next few months. We have a busy schedule and a lot to accomplish.”
“In the next few months we will attempt to turn you overcute sugar intoxicated hormone ridden sexually confused princesses into a rudimentary cohesive fighting unit with hopefully badass tendencies. The process won’t be much fun. You will think I am trying to make your life a living hell. I will push you to your limits and make you break them. ”
Aya Matsuura had to concentrate to suppress her grin and maintain her war face as she continued her colorful orientation speech throwing in quotes from every military boot camp movie she had ever watched. She was getting into playing the character of the tough drill instructor and enjoying it.
Badass tendencies? What the hell is she talking about? Are all JSDF orientation speeches this colorful? Ai wondered.
Risa’s mouth dropped as she processed Aya’s lecture. She felt like her heart was trying to jump into her esophagus. Did Instructor Matsuura really need to go there? Sexually Confused and Hormone Ridden? Why did she glare at me when she said that? I think I might cry!…
The camera crew zoomed in on the trainees. The girls of Morning Musume stood petrified and shocked. Capturing their reactions made for better television.
Instructor Matsuura continued to talk, going over base rules, curfew, firearm safety, security procedures, and training schedules. She then wrapped up her speech.
“There is a training and exercise calendar in your orientation packet. I strongly recommend you familiarize yourself with it. Instructor Fujimoto will issue uniforms and gear from the supply house. She is opening the building and unpacking the equipment as we speak. The next two hours are free for you to use to sign out gear, stow your luggage , shower, and review your schedules and required reading. Any Questions?..... Musumes Dismissed”
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^OMG. :on lol: :on lol:
And Ayaya's speech...amazing. XD
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Sexually Confused and Hormone Ridden? Why did she glare at me when she said that?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Ayaya's totally got her number although I don't know how confused she is, she seems to know what she wants. XD
LOL, communal showers. Nice one, Jun Jun!
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*AYA'S SPEECH*
Aya = :cool1:
Aichan = :mon huh2:
Risa = :stunned: :gmon tears:
Remaining MM girls = :scared: :mon scare: :OMG: :on freeze: :mon innocent: :mon dunno: :gmon blonde:
Musumes Dismissed
For some reason...I just loved this line. :P
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HELLZ YA JUNJUN!!!
:on lol: :on lol: :on lol:
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BALIKPAPAN BARRACKS COMMUNAL SHOWERS
Jun Jun was the happy woman. Today she would finally get her chance to see Renia, Eri, and Akia in the shower. She missed the internet but communal showers would more than make up for it.
The water was cool, giving the girls relief from the steamy humid tropical environment but not so cold as to motivate them to cut their showers short.
“Hey Jun Jun.. I know you have been imagining this for a long time. Please don’t do anything perverted okay!” Renia called out loudly more for the entertainment of the others there to laugh then for her protection. Jun Jun heard this. So did everyone else in the shower. There was a giggle from the group. Fingers were being pointed.
Eri pointed at Jun Jun and whispered to Sayumi “She’s hentai, she asked to bathe with me before. It’s weird.”
Akia spoke up “Ah you too.. she asked me as well but I didn’t like it.“
Jun Jun felt her face turning red. The catty remarks were embarrassing. It wasn’t fun getting called out in front of the group. She focused on lathering up shampoo in her hair and studying the drains on the floor. Then a thought hit her. Why would Reina bring this up? I should put the catty lady on defensive. In the facing of bullying always show courage.
Sauntering over to the wonky eyed Reina and stopping about 8 inches from her, Jun Jun propositions her.. “I wouldn’t dream of it. Would you like me to wash your shiny G’s. They are so pretty?” Jun Jun lathers up some more soap into her hands and approaches Reina’s naked form. Reina’s jaw drops. The others backed off a little and started at the floor. Jun Jun’s actions had sufficiently intimidated them from staying involved in the teasing.
“Kyaaaa It’s okay.. I think can handle it myself Baka Hentai….” The Chinese stepped closer causing Reina to backpedal. Renia finds herself backing into the wall. Trapped. Her breathing rate and heart rate increased dramatically. Jun Jun had set off Reina’s sympathetic nervous system into overdrive. Jun Jun whispered in her ear “Reina, I know you’re a pervert too.. Why do you have that Hello Kitty Shoulder Massager in your luggage. ”
“That… um That’s just for the shoulders..”
“Uh huh.. is that why you have to wash it and let it air dry after use in the mornings. It’s funny you only use it at night, my oversexed kitty“ Jun Jun had see it drying in the bathroom on concert tours but had kept quiet about it. Reina’s noisy outburst in the shower had spurred Jun Jun to blow the cover though.
“Well what about you taking those extra long showers whenever the hotel has a detachable shower head? You’re the real pervert here.” Reina calls back to Jun Jun. “Imagining me in the bath with you.. you.. you.. you … ”
“You sent the photos out.. You must of wanted the attention.. So don’t deny your true feelings” With that, Jun Jun grabs Reina's wrists and holds them to the wall. With her prey restrained, the Chinese Panda goes in and closes the distance to the Japanese Kitty. The hyperventilating Reina feels Jun Jun's breath on her lips for a few moments before the distance between the two disappears.
Ai Takahashi cannot help but notice Jun Jun advancing on Reina’s defenses. Her defenses faltered and were quickly overrun. Her eyes run up and down watching the two. Risa sees this and is displeased. She runs up behind Ai-Chan and playfully covers her eyes with her hands.
“Ai-Chan Don’t look! They are doing something weird in the shower” Risa exclaimed. She was admiring Li Chun’s courage and decided to do something more provocative. Ai-Chan felt something soft and warm on her back. Her nerves were sending pleasure signals back to her brain. Was that oxytocin she was feeling. In shock her hands opened. Something fell to the floor.
Ai Takahashi didn’t know if this was intentional but decided not to do anything about the contact. No need to ask and no need for Risa to tell. A don’t ask don’t tell policy. A good policy in these confusing times.
“Nee Ai-Chan” Risa purrs.
“Yes Risa” Ai says.
“You dropped your soap”
The other Musumes found it awkward prolonging their showers in this atmosphere with so many liberties being taken. They washed up quickly and left as soon as they could. Some of them wondered if all this activity was contagious but didn’t want to get wrapped up in it.
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BALIKPAPAN BARRACKS: MUSUMES LEARN ABOUT THEIR PT BOAT
Fascinated, Kusumi was studying the operating manual for the 20 mm guns. She was learning a lot about shipboard machine guns. If you fire them too long, the barrels overheat and the guns might jam. There were a lot of steps involved in feeding a new belt of bullets into the gun. Unlike in video games, you can run out of ammo very quickly in real life. Firing in three to five shot bursts was a good way to maintain fire rate while without losing accuracy. Also machine gunners have to lead planes and fast boats when firing on them.
The whole deal with field stripping a machine gun to oil and clean its parts seemed a little much for her though. She wasn’t sure she’d have the patience for it. So she skimmed over that section quickly. Maybe Akia could help her understand that later.
Akia sat at a table flipping through the 40 mm gun mount manual. She noted that the 40 mm Bofers gun mount could be used to destroy enemy boats and infantry as well as aircraft. A few of the details in the manual included the importance of keeping tension in the magazines to prevent jams and how advantageous it was to be able to feed and load the gun by feel in the dark. The other gun operator was not reading the manual though. Akia surmised that she was still in the shower doing some rest and recreation activities.
The torpedo manual lay open on the bunk. Eri was studying the manual and preparing for her new role. American made MK48 torpedoes were effective against subs and surface ships. They had a range of over 5 nautical miles and used sonar guidance systems. They were also ungodly expensive at over $800,000 per shot. It was no surprise that JSDF elected to purchase Chinese Yu-6 torpedoes for considerable cost savings. Same boom at lower cost. Eri noted that the torps mounted on the JSDF Fujimoto were practice rounds.
Because new torpedoes had guidance systems, this reduced the need to perform general Trigonometry problems when setting up firing solutions. However, Eri looked over the sample calculations and did a few practice problems just in case they would be needed. The turtle was incredibly smart and an avid learner. The part on how to replace dummy warheads with live ones she found interesting also as well as the fact the real warheads were available on the boat in a storage locker.
Unfortunately for the crew.. Sayumi and Koharu never cracked open the field manuals for operating the galley stoves and food prep stations. Sayumi was distracted by Lin Lin’s first aid manuals. Lin Lin had recruited her for CPR exercises and bandage and splint practice. Koharu was way too occupied with the machine gun manuals to bother learning how to cook. While it seemed unimportant at the time, this oversight could have significant consequences later.
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JSDF FUJIMOTO: OFFICERS’ QUARTERS: MIKI TAKES REVENGE
Being thrown into the water like a smelly fish peeved Miki Fujimoto to no end. She would get her revenge and get it soon. She was going to put a stop to the way Aya was treating her.. Badass or not, you do not toss your best friend in the harbor after kissing her. Not Miki Fujimoto
Aya had every intention of staying awake that evening. But Miki’s knowledge of pharmacology and a little special substance she sprinkled into Aya’s peach drink ensured otherwise. Since Aya didn’t have much to eat that evening and was a lightweight, the stuff had a strong effect on her. She passed out cold in the bunk.
Miki unpacked some nautical grade rope and got to work. Her knots were tight and secure. She ran the ropes though the eyebolts she installed during the boat’s last refit, around Aya’s wrists and ankles, and back to the eyebolts installed in the bunk fittings.
Mike had become quite handy with her 18 volt Dewalt cordless drill since leaving Hello Project. She had mounted grab bars in the shower, cup holders near the crew stations, towel bars in the bathroom, and unfortunately for Aya lots of eyebolts underneath the officer’s bunks. For those of you who don’t know what an eyebolt is, Miki was kind enough to provide a photo below.
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In a cage covered with cloth under a table sat a live chicken that a local had sold to Miki. It clucked contently in the darkness.
After finishing her rigging on her teammate, Miki stepped back to admire her handiwork. She had her friend tied down in anatomical position on the bunk, ventral side up. She covered Aya with some blankets and tucked the blankets securely under the mattress. She then sat down in the chair nearby, flipped on a desk lamp, picked up the training notebooks and looked over the instruction material for the upcoming training assignments.
Aya would eventually wake up. Miki would be waiting
Several hours later, the cocktail Miki had prepared wore off and Aya awoke. She wasn’t going anywhere as Miki had her securely fastened down. Miki had tucked Aya in.
Aya saw Miki quietly studying and planning in the corner. “Miki what the hell is this. Why the hell am I tied up.”
Miki gets up and walks over to Aya. “Hey Aya-Chan, Do you know what the difference is between erotic and kinky?”
Aya was quite alarmed by this. Not knowing how to respond, she said nothing. Miki didn’t care as her friend wasn’t going anywhere.
Bending over, putting her lips close to Aya’s ear, Miki says “The difference is that using a feather is considered erotic. Using a whole bird is considered kinky.” To Aya’s horror, Miki then released the frightened bird underneath the covers. Aya squirmed to Miki’s delight. The chicken clucked and flapped its wings alarming the former idol.
“Aya I think it likes you” Miki joked
“Bawwak Bawaaak Bawaaak”
“Kyaaaa Miki… Miki… MIKI PLEASE MIKI” The fear of being pecked by the small animal was causing her to lose it.
There was no response but laughter. Tears were forming in Miki’s eyes from laughing so hard. Her stomach was starting to hurt too. She had thought about doing this to Rika when she was in Morning Musume but decided that would be too cruel. Aya, however, deserved it for her behavior earlier.
An apology for throwing Miki off the boat earlier that afternoon was soon forthcoming. The prank was just too amusing to end too soon. There were additional pleas for freedom and relief. Miki accepted the apology but waited an hour before releasing her best friend. The comedy value was too much fun to end early. After the release, Aya had upmost respect for the skills of her teammate.
After releasing Aya Matsuura so she could go take a shower, evil Miki took the chicken to the galley to prepare a midnight snack. Revenge was a dish best served boiled or steamed.
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BALIKPAPAN BARRACKS COMMUNAL SHOWERS
Jun Jun was the happy woman. Today she would finally get her chance to see Renia, Eri, and Akia in the shower. She missed the internet but communal showers would more than make up for it.
Oh how I love the way Junjun thinks! XD
*REINAJUN SHOWER FUN!*
Wooooooo baybeh! :shakeit:
“Nee Ai-Chan” Risa purrs.
“Yes Risa” Ai says.
“You dropped your soap”
HELLZ YAH!!! :drool:
BALIKPAPAN BARRACKS: MUSUMES LEARN ABOUT THEIR PT BOAT
Fascinated, Kusumi was studying the operating manual for the 20 mm guns. She was learning a lot about shipboard machine guns. If you fire them too long, the barrels overheat and the guns might jam. There were a lot of steps involved in feeding a new belt of bullets into the gun. Unlike in video games, you can run out of ammo very quickly in real life.
The thought of Koharu having control over such weapons is still somewhat disconcerting, but at least she's doing what she can to learn how to use them properly. Hopefully it should lessen the chances of a possible mishap.
Unfortunately for the crew.. Sayumi and Koharu never cracked open the field manuals for operating the galley stoves and food prep stations. Sayumi was distracted by Lin Lin’s first aid manuals. Lin Lin had recruited her for CPR exercises and bandage and splint practice. Koharu was way too occupied with the machine gun manuals to bother learning how to cook. While it seemed unimportant at the time, this oversight could have significant consequences later.
Have they even taken stock of what they have in ships' stores?Even before knowing how to use the equipment to cook, they should know what they have available to cook. :yep:
JSDF FUJIMOTO: OFFICERS’ QUARTERS: MIKI TAKES REVENGE
Miki gets up and walks over to Aya. “Hey Aya-Chan, Do you know what the difference is between erotic and kinky?”
:twisted:
*MIKI'S REVENGE*
OMGASS MIKI-SAMA!!!
:on lol: :on lol: :on lol:
Aya = :mon scare:
Miki = :wahaha:
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LOL
This is hilarious! XD
They are all going to get food poisoning later on. XD
GAM :heart: Takagaki :heart:
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OMG EPIC!
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Damn XD It's so fun reading the story especially when they found out their assignments :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
What's JSDF?
Japan Self Defence Force...I think...
But I agree about the kinds of awesome this is turning into.
GAMMMM!!!
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The training started the following morning early. A heavy regimen of running, pushups, sit ups and stretching got their blood flowing in the morning. The squad of nine ran around the base perimeter and then into the jungle looking for targets that the instructors had placed the day before. Each day started off like this. The GAM instructors provided appropriate motivation and enjoyed yelling at and groping the Musumes that lagged. Aya Matsuura and Miki Fujimoto enjoyed whipping the Musumes into warriors.
The daily runs changed a little each day as GAM introduced new elements into the run. First they introduced bamboo spears and straw man targets. “When you see a straw man, be sure to stop to stab the target. Be vicious. Strike two or three times if you feel the first strike was weak. The groin has lots of nerves so try to hit that as well” Miki ordered the girls before their run.
Jun Jun carried a video camera instead of a spear. Her footage would be instrumental in making sellable DVD magazines highlighting the combat progression of the Japanese singers. I want to shoot and stab things too, I’m missing out on the fun here. She thought to herself.
Ai Takahashi did their best to lead by example. She always stayed late at combat practice to refine her striking technique, remembering to twist the spear after stabbing. Her first strike was always forceful. Sayumi was the only girl who smiled while stabbing targets though. This was probably an effort to look cute while executing violent attacks. It had the opposite effect though and several of her teammates were understandably creeped out by this.
Koharu made the fiercest yells as she engaged the targets in her path, shredding them in a flurry of attacks. Her berserker performance instilled a new respect and fear among her teammates. “Hyaaaa Hyaaaaa Hyaaaa” Koharu attacked the straw form. She targeted the chest, tearing gaping holes in the target. Then she struck again, in the neck and groin, then the kneecaps, then the thighs, then the arms, and then going for all the joints and then back to the groin…
“Koharu…. Koharu…. “ Takahashi intervened
“What, I’m killing the target, don’t disturb me”
“I think you got that one” Takahashi laughed
“Kill Kill Kill” Koharu chanted…
Takahashi slowly backed away and ran off looking for another target, putting some distance between herself and the skinny violent girl. Koharu made one more viscous plunge. Her chest heaved as she recovered from her exertions. The target lay in many pieces. In her repeated stabs, Koharu had successfully hacked off the head and arms and legs of the target and put multiple holes into the groin and chest areas. “Yatta Yatta Yatta” she yelled. Jun Jun made sure to capture some footage of Koharu Kusumi waving her spear and dancing in a circle around the fallen straw man she demolished. It was cute footage. Otaku would mention this event on forums for years.
A few days later the girls ran the trail with M1 rifles fixed with bayonets and equipped with live ammunition. They wore full battle dress uniforms and helmets. Along the route, squash and rotted pumpkins had been mounted on poles and at different elevations on stands nailed to the trees. The Musume squad had orders to splatter all the rotten vegetables set up along the patrol and bayonet all the straw men. Added to the course were rope bridges, tunnels, a climbing wall, and other obstacles to toughen them up.
Ai Takahashi proved to be the best in marksmanship. Her seriousness and concentration ensured that her shots hit home. She rarely had to fire twice. Aya marked her as a candidate for sniper training. Risa on the other hand, had to improve her technique. She missed five times on the first target.
“Risa, Risa, hold your breath when you aim and fire. Try it again” Ai advised.
Risa took aim and fired. 100 meters away rotten squash exploded.
“YesthesquashisdeadIkilleditIkilledit” Risa exclaimed, experiencing the joy of accuracy.
“Risa, ok breathe.. breathe calm down before you take another shot.” Risa set the rifle on safety and slung it across her back before gripping Ai in a bear hug. “Risa-chan.. whaaaa ummm not so tight.” Ai was now struggling for a breath, crushed by her friends arms. The affectionate gratitude was something that Ai treasured though in spite of getting squashed. This made being a leader worthwhile, feeling Risa’s head crooked in her shoulder and than being twirled around.
Unfortunately, Risa’s accuracy dropped if Ai was not there. One time, she fell too far behind and became separated from Ai. Risa Niigaki ran out of ammo attempting to destroy the targets that day.
Eri Kamei demonstrated high accuracy ratings with her rifle. “Hey Eri can you hit that over there, that bunch of bananas?” Jun Jun pleaded pointing to a banana tree. Eri had some spare rounds so she took steady aim. The shot clipped the stem holding up the bananas and they fell. “Eri you’re the best, let’s put these in our packs so we have something else to eat besides Sayu’s cooking” Eri agreed. She fired a few more rounds and the harvest began. Jun Jun set her camera on the ground to race after the fallen bananas freely. They filled their packs to capacity. Eri would later remark on how wise Jun Jun was. She also knew that the bananna loving Chinese girl would eventually find a way to return the favour. Eri had some ideas in mind.
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BALIKPAPAN BASE: TREEBORNE MUSUME AMBUSH
Near the end of the run, the girls found some straw targets mounted high up in the trees. The object of this exercise was to climb the tree and stab the target with a knife. Koharu was the first to go up. Her love of trees, light frame, and monkey like skills allowed her to scale the heights with ease. Shortly afterwards, she dismembered the target and sent it plummeting to the ground below. Koharu jumped from the tree, pounced on the target, and as she landed stabbed the target a final time with the knife. “Arrraaaaah” she yelled. In a hyperactive frenzy, she rolled off the target laughing. Takahashi made notes on her pad observing the progress. In close quarters combat, Koharu may be extremely competent. Takahashi did not note that Koharu’s wildcat banshee demon like aggression was quite frightening. It was a relief knowing that she was on their side and not the enemy’s.
Eri’s powerful thighs allowed her to grip tree trunks with ease. Her gracilis, adductor longus, sartorius, pectineus, semimembranosus and semitendinous muscles were quite developed. This gave her an advantage in climbing trees to pursue enemies or gain an observation advantage. Her target fell to the ground with a single knife stab in the chest. Eri found climbing trees to be quite fun. She took to climbing trees in her off time as it seemed cooler than hiding in a corner when she wanted to get some peace and quiet. This became a practical joke for her as she would climb trees near the barracks and throw things like bananas and mangos down on her teammates when they weren’t looking. Then she invited Koharu to help her setup ambushes against their teammates. This practice was ended fairly quickly after the the remaining girls teamed up against the two.
Splat Splat Splat “Ack. It hurts.. What the hell!”yelled Reina. Koharu and Eri successfully pelted Risa and Reina with rotten mangos. They surprised their prey from above. The mangos impacted and splattered on shoulders, backs, and heads. Covered in smelly rotten mango pulp, Risa was pissed. Reina was not happy having the sticky fruit juice in her hair and eyes. What made the ambush worse were the large ants that reside in rotten mango.
“OhMiGod! Ants Ants!” Risa screamed after receiving a few insect bites. Frantically she started slapping her neck and forehead, trying to squash the ants that crawled there. Reina watched her friend convulse with amusement for a few moments before she was bitten herself. The two started slapping themselves everywhere trying to kill of the ants that crawled on their bodies.
Jun Jun filmed the entire ambush from her high perch. Koharu and Eri struggled to maintain their grip on the tree limbs while laughing so hard. Koharu’s uncontrolled giggles were cut short as a mango exploded on her shin and a second on her face. Reina was picking up the rotten fruit on the ground and throwing them at their attackers. Risa finally killed enough of the ants to follow Reina's leadership and started chunking decayed fruit at the girls in the tree. Eri took several hits on her backside and her legs and then some to her abdomen. That day Eri and Koharu learned how hard it was to dodge when up inside a tree and how easy it was to run out of ammo up there. Their hair and bodies ended up drenched in mango juice by the end of the day. Unfortunately for the attackers, Risa Niigaki and Renia Tanaka loitered to throw fruit at them for a long time and then called their friends for help. The other Musumes joined the ground force and began attacking the tree borne ambushers. Jun Jun protested that she was a “noncombatant.” The Ground Musumes decided to make an example out of her. They enacted severe collateral damage on the helpless journalist. Never again would she climb a tree to record a surprise attack on her teammates. After hearing many pleadings for surrender and apologies, Ai Takahashi, finally forced the ground team to agree to a cease fire after some rather interesting conditions of surrender that the ground Musumes insisted on. Beaten, bruised, and humbled, Eri Kamei and Koharu Kusumi climbed down the tree and bowed to the victors. They were followed by the ground musumes to the showers where reparations would be paid for the unprovoked aggression.
Jun Jun came down too from the mango tree. “You’re not supposed to target journalists” she quipped to Reina. The sticky fruit juice dripping off her face, arms, and legs and the insects it attracted, annoyed her.
“Accidents happen you know” Reina beamed at her. The smile Reina wore showed anything but regret. Fruit pulp covered her uniform and skin as well. “Next time be more careful which side you pick. You needed a shower anyway.” With that last statement Reina winked at Jun Jun and followed her to the showers.
Koharu spent her free time after the shower applying insect bite ointment on Risa, Reina, Jun Jun, Eri, and herself. That day, she learned that attacking team mates resulted in more work for her as she was the ship’s medic.
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AHA! Ai and Eri are the sharp shooters of the group! *proud* And well...Koharu and spears...are kinda scary. But what REALLY intrigues me is...
Eri would later remark on how wise Jun Jun was. She also know that the bananna loving Chinese girl would eventually find a way to return the favour. Eri has some ideas in mind.
I wonder... :thumbsup
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ROTTEN MANGO FIGHT! XD Lawl and Eri and Koharu liking trees. XD
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JSDF FUJIMOTO: OFFICER’S STATEROOM. SPECIAL EBAY AUCTION
Aboard the JSDF Fujimoto, Instructor Miki was typing into her laptop. Instructor Aya stood behind her laughing. Having activated the wireless internet transmitter that arrived with the transport plane, GAM was enjoying their internet access.
GAM was about to make a pile of money for Morning Musume, JSDF and themselves.
Aya Matsuura watched as Miki Fujimoto placed the listings on eBay, the internet’s most visited auction site. Wotas everywhere would bid on this. Mikitty’s evil mind had been hard at work. Soon it would pay off. The girls of Morning Musume were not happy at taking pay cuts to train with the JSDF, communal showers and firearms, notwithstanding. However, this would certainly brighten their mood. Aya and Miki were so sure of this, they didn’t even bother to ask the Musumes for permission.
Soon after this was posted, many wotas saw this and began bidding.
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Hi, AC. I started reading you fic a few days ago, and I like how I always end up laughing with each update. The whole setting is so unlikely that'd probably be great in RL. :thumbsup
I like how you put special attention to details, and since I'm a sucker for details... Yay for you! :lol:
And keep it coming! I don't know what exactly are your plans with all this, but I'd like to find out. :)
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PT BOAT MUSUME: BALIKPAPAN BASE: MORNING MUSUME FIGHTS FOR TOUGHNESS
The GAM instructors provided appropriate motivation and enjoyed yelling at and groping the Musumes that lagged.
Now then, did our two instructors do both of these, or did they designate/choose who'd do what? :P
Aya Matsuura and Miki Fujimoto enjoyed whipping the Musumes into warriors.
Almost no need for the "warriors" part. :P
Jun Jun carried a video camera instead of a spear. Her footage would be instrumental in making sellable DVD magazines highlighting the combat progression of the Japanese singers. I want to shoot and stab things too, I’m missing out on the fun here. She thought to herself.
Aside from the fact that this would indeed make an awesome DVD (because we know it would :yep: ), Junjun's right in that she should also be getting the combat training. Even if it weren't for the special arrangement, a trainee can't become an effective soldier without the proper training.
Sayumi was the only girl who smiled while stabbing targets though. This was probably an effort to look cute while executing violent attacks. It had the opposite effect though and several of her teammates were understandably creeped out by this.
Yeah...creeped out definitely describes it pretty well. :O
*KOHARU THE VIOLENT MUSUME TRAINING*
Ummm...yeah...guess her excess of energy is being put to good use.
/me crosses his legs.
“Yatta Yatta Yatta” she yelled. Jun Jun made sure to capture some footage of Koharu Kusumi waving her spear and dancing in a circle around the fallen straw man she demolished. It was cute footage. Otaku would mention this event on forums for years.
That's probably true. XD
*RISA'S SHOOTING TRAINING*
As cute as it is to have that bit about Risa improving when Aichan's there, if that were the case in real life, Risa would likely be a handicap. A sniper's accuracy has to be consistently...well...consistent, and not dependant on any one factor.
Eri Kamei demonstrated high accuracy ratings with her rifle. “Hey Eri can you hit that over there, that bunch of bananas?” Jun Jun pleaded pointing to a banana tree. Eri had some spare rounds so she took steady aim. The shot clipped the stem holding up the bananas and they fell. “Eri you’re the best, let’s put these in our packs so we have something else to eat besides Sayu’s cooking” Eri agreed. She fired a few more rounds and the harvest began. Jun Jun set her camera on the ground to race after the fallen bananas freely. They filled their packs to capacity. Eri would later remark on how wise Jun Jun was.
A wise move indeed, considering their assigned duties. :lol:
Junjun :heart:'s the :banana: s.
She also knew that the bananna loving Chinese girl would eventually find a way to return the favour. Eri had some ideas in mind.
Oh dear. Is Eri thinking naughty, naughty thoughts? :twisted:
BALIKPAPAN BASE: TREEBORNE MUSUME AMBUSH
*KOHARU'S TREE TRAINING*
Takahashi made notes on her pad observing the progress. In close quarters combat, Koharu may be extremely competent.
Not to mention a bit of a tempest. :sweatdrop:
*ERIKOHA's FRUITY AMBUSHES AND GAKIREINA's COUNTERATTACK*
BEYOND EPIC!!
ANTS!!
:on lol:
Beaten, bruised, and humbled, Eri Kamei and Koharu Kusumi climbed down the tree and bowed to the victors. They were followed by the ground musumes to the showers where reparations would be paid for the unprovoked aggression.
Oooooooooooooooh Junjun's going to love this part. :D
Jun Jun came down too from the mango tree. “You’re not supposed to target journalists” she quipped to Reina.
...
You needed a shower anyway.” With that last statement Reina winked at Jun Jun and followed her to the showers.
Told ya. :drool:
Koharu spent her free time after the shower applying insect bite ointment on Risa, Reina, Jun Jun, Eri, and herself. That day, she learned that attacking team mates resulted in more work for her as she was the ship’s medic.
OBURN! Totally forgot about that aspect of it! :rofl:
JSDF FUJIMOTO: OFFICER’S STATEROOM. SPECIAL EBAY AUCTION
http://i555.photobucket.com/albums/jj464/auburndolphinbravo/musumehunt6.jpg
You have to admit, it's an ingenious training method. Straw dummies and obstacle courses are all well and good, but it doesn't hold a candle (in terms of effective training) to having actual living, breathing, plotting opponents. The fact that GAM can make some decent coinage on the whole thing is a definite bonus (at least, for GAM it is).
K, time to go apply for that bank loan. :lol:
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JSDF FUJIMOTO: BALIKPAPAN HARBOR: HARBOR DEPARTURE
Aya Matsuura and Miki Fujimoto stood on the bridge of the JSDF FUJIMOTO observing the activity on the deck. Their dark tresses danced over their shoulders in the sea wind. In their hands were aluminum clipboards and waterproof notepads to record the events of the upcoming exercise. Enough of the classroom lectures the instructors had given the girls each afternoon, it was time to put theory into action. Today everyone wore flak helmets and life jackets over their navy grey battle dress uniforms.
Out past the harbor an old Dutch bulk freighter had been anchored for use an an artillery target. Always consumed with dark humor, the instructors decided to rename the target ship the S.S. MICHAEL JACKSON in honor of one of America’s gayest celebrities and had this name painted on the freighter’s sides in a most obnoxious manner. The letters were three meters high. Not surprisingly, the local population protested seeing the eyesore in their harbor.
The nine girls of Morning Musume scurried about the deck making preparations for departure. Sayumi Michishige unpacked and stowed away the last package of food supplies in the ship’s stores. Spam, Spam, Spam and bananas. The bananas, she hung on hooks that Miki Fujimoto had thoughtfully installed in the ceiling. Koharu Kusumi and Risa Niigaki ran checks on the shipboard weapons and secured the ammo lockers. Eri Kamei and Reina Tanaka untied the mooring lines and secured them in the lockers. Li Chun opened the vents to the engine room and started firing the engines. The shipboard cameras recorded every detail. For the first time, the 80 foot warship would go to sea with a full crew of Morning Musume.
Ai Takahashi wore a white headband with a rising sun on the front. She was excited to finally get a taste of command. Her crew reported in one by one as they finished their duties and their stations were reported ready for departure. Satisfied, she picked up the microphone and ordered reverse speed 5 knots. Then she spun the helm to right full rudder. Down below, Li Chun open the throttle. Everyone caught their breath as the craft slipped away from the docks and turned towards the sea.
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JSDF FUJIMOTO: BALIKPAPAN HARBOR: GENERAL QUARTERS GENERAL QUARTERS
Miki Fujimoto placed a hand on Ai and then provided instructions. “Ok let’s go get that freighter.”
“Speed to 20 knots” Ai Takahashi ordered. The leader blushed. Miki Fujimoto’s hand rested on a familiar spot and her knowing smile indicated it wasn’t an accident. It didn’t last long though as her instructor understood the leader needed to focus.
The boat lurched forward. Plumes of water flew up at the stern as the propellers created a great wake.
Aya Matsuura gathered the gun crews in around the 40 mm single gun mount. Koharu Kusumi, Risa Niigaki, Reina Tanaka, Sayumi Michishige, and Eri Kamei listened to Aya’s direction.
“On board that rusting hulk we have setup straw men targets and mockups of deck gun stations. Target and eliminate the enemy deck weapons and their crews. At nighttime, fire at their searchlights. After that, shell the waterline to create flooding damage. All right, let’s send that abomination to the coral”
The gun crew placed all their hands in the circle . “1 2 3 Banzai Banzai Banzai”
Miki Fujimoto looked at the pretty Japanese girl at the helm with the white headband.
“Takahashi”
“Hai, Fujimoto-san”
“We will be in range soon”
“I understand” Bringing the microphone to her hand, Takahashi announced over the PA system.
“General Quarters General Quarters.. All hands man your battle stations. Prepare to engage enemy freighter” The ship’s siren started wailing up and down. Adrenaline flowed freely through the young leader and the fighting spirit swelled in her. Around the deck she saw the girls scrambling to unlimber the guns. “Li Chun, take us to full speed. Let’s not be a sitting duck here!”
“Aye Captain” Li Chun called back up through the system. The three Packard engines roared to life throwing the ship forward in a burst of acceleration. Sea spray crashed over the bow. The JSDF FUJIMOTO rapidly closed the distance to the S.S MICHEAL JACKSON.
The situation topside was chaotic. Eri Kamei stripped the dust protectors off the gun barrel and secured them in the lockers. Then she pulled back the hand operating lever preparing the gun for loading. Reina Tanaka pulled a 20 lb 40mm magazine from the ammo locker. Each magazine held 4 shells and each shell weighed about 5lbs. A properly trained crew should be able to fire 120 rounds a minute making the loader’s job quite exhausting in sustained battle. Carefully, she installed the magazine into loader assembly.
Akia Mitsui jumped in the trainer’s seat to rotate the gun mount towards the target ship. Cranking the handles as fast as she could, she brought the crosshairs closer to the freighter. Eri Kamei jumped into the pointer’s seat to elevate the gun.
The inexperienced girls were understandably nervous about operating the complex weaponry.
Aya Matsuura observed their movements and stood ready to assist and instruct should the gun jam during the exercise and to prevent mishaps.
Meanwhile Koharu Kusumi and Risa Niigaki worked to prep the 20 mm machine guns for action. They loaded the ammunition belts into the guns according to the procedure they memorized the week before in lab. Then they trained their guns on the freighter.
Miki Fujimoto took over the helm, allowing Takahashi to use binoculars to locate the mock deck guns and straw dummies on the freighter. The officer in training quickly sighted multiple gun emplacements on the fore and aft of the S.S. MICHAEL JACKSON. Over the roar of the engines, Takahashi listened for reports from her crew.
“40 mm gun is ready for action” yelled Tanaka
“Aft 20 mm gun ready for action” Niigaki called out.
About a minute later, Kusumi got the belt loaded.
“Fore 20 mm gun ready for action” Kusumi called out. Under her breath, she cursed herself. She was embarrassed at being the last and resolved to practice this again in her off time tonight.
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JSDF FUJIMOTO: BALIKPAPAN HARBOR: MORNING MUSUME’S NAVAL ARTILLERY DRILL
“Alright, let’s light up that gay ass freighter” Reina Tanaka expressed her enthusiasm to her gun crew. Thrilled to have a chance to fire the 89 inch long gun, Reina Tanaka’s forgot to turn off her mic before yelling this and announced this throughout the entire ship’s PA system. Her colorful remark earned her some nasty glares from Risa Niigaki and Aya Matsuura. Akia and Eri dropped their jaws in surprise. Down below, Li Chun snickered in the engine room. That grin was shared by the instructor on the bridge as well.
“Excuse me young lady,” Aya peered into the Yankee’s eyes with a bit of mock sternness.
“Ok Sorry, What I MEANT to say was let’s light up that homosexual ass freighter.” Reina made a point of depressing the mic button while saying this. Her more politically correct apology diffused tension among the more uptight members of the crew and earned goodwill from the rest.
Takahashi's voice came over the PA “Enemy deck gun emplacements sighted on the fore and aft sections. Musumes, you are clear to fire. Let' em have it”
With that order, the girls of Morning Musume unleashed the naval guns of the JSDF FUJIMOTO on the target ship S.S. MICHAEL JACKSON.
Boom Boom Boom Boom! The single 40 mm gun recoiled 4 times, emptying the magazine and ejecting shell casings. Tanaka quickly went to work pulling out the empty magazine and replacing it with a full one. Huge shell splashes erupted in the water before the target. Eri instinctively knew to raise the elevation several degrees. Mitsui cranked the training handles a little to adjust for the movement of the JSDF FUJIMOTO bringing the guns back to bear on the enemy deck guns on the forecastle.
Boom Boom Boom Boom! Kamei fired the second salvo. The ordnance shredded the first enemy gun emplacement on the forecastle. Tanaka scrambled to replace the magazine again while her crewmates adjusted to target the second deck gun emplacement. It was demolished moments later.
On the beach, locals and Hello Project Staff watched the exercise and cheered wildly for the beautiful Japanese girls who were losing their naval artillery virginity and loving it.
A small speedboat loaded with Hello Project camera crews flanked the JSDF FUJIMOTO to record the events for the Alo Hello Balikpapan DVD. That combined with the onboard cameras mounted on the JSDF FUJIMOTO created plenty of footage. This DVD was destined to become a legend.
The nimble PT Boat crossed the bow of the anchored freighter and turned to run parallel to it. Takahashi quickly spotted multiple dummy targets on the deck representing enemy crew Several of them had PVC tubes mounted on their shoulders. The commander quickly understood what they represented.
“RPG infantry on the enemy bridge and deck. Shoot them down” the commander announced on the pa.
Kusumi and Niigaki quickly trained their 20 mm deck guns and opened up. Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat. The gun barrels blazed and the operators observed their tracers lancing out at the enemy missile infantry. Machine gunfire raked the bridge, shredded the straw dummies and shattered windows. Heavier 40 mm shells wrecked the superstructure.
“Yatta Yatta Yatta We did it! Yatta” Pleased with her marksmanship, Koharu Kusumi grinned from cheek to cheek. Risa Niigaki shared the same giddy feeling. The sea spray against their face, the sounds of the machine guns and thundering roar of the engines, the feeling of pulsating recoil as they fired their weapons, the sight of the bright orange explosions as their ordnance fell on target. All of this pushed the girls into sensory overload. Synaptic axons dumped Norepherine into their bodies. Eri Kamei, Reina Tanaka, and Akia Mitsui continued to load, train, and fire their 40 mm mount, their actions becoming more automatic and fluid as adrenaline flooded their nervous systems.
The JSDF FUJIMOTO raced alongside the anchored S.S. MICHAEL JACKSON, strafing the enemy dummy crew with machine gun and artillery fire. Explosions blew straw men parts into the air and into the water. Takahashi steered the craft parallel to the target moving towards the stern gun emplacements. “Enemy gun emplacements on the stern coming in range. Let’s wrap this up”
Kamei and Mitsui trained their weapon to demolish the last two gun emplacements on stern of the target ship. Once the targets came within the training angle of the gun, Eri fired. Boom Boom Boom Boom! Moments later the merchant ship was totally disarmed. Secondary explosions erupted from the aft of the freighter blowing the fake deck guns off the ship and into the water.
Takahashi turned the wheel hard to starboard. The JSDF FUJIMOTO began a tight turn around the wreck of a freighter. The chase speed boat followed to record the beautiful girls at their action stations. Once the warship cleared the battered hulk, the captain set her course for the harbor. The flaming S.S. MICHAEL JACKSON burned from end to end in the harbor to the delight of Balikpapan residents and JSDF staff. The audience was not happy when a fireboat approached to extinguish the fires.
“Mission Complete: Secure Stations” A happy commander Ai Takahashi voiced into the PA. Covers were reinstalled on the guns and weapons unloaded. Ammo was secured back in the lockers. The expanded shell casings were picked up and thrown into the recycling bin. “Li Chun, take us down to 10 knots” The Chinese girl responded by cutting the throttle. The captain set the pt boat for a slow steady cruise back to the harbor.
All this training has made me hungry Eri Kamei thought to herself. Takahashi’s stomach growled. Miki heard it and laughed.
My arms are so tired but we got that gay ass freighter Reina thought to herself. Sweat dripped from her arms and shoulders and face. Her upper arms were quite sore from hauling around so many 20lb magazines.
Mmmmm this bananna is delicious Li Chun smiled to herself for having the foresight to hide bananas in the tool locker of the engine room. Since no one else was in the room to observe her, she feasted on the fruit she harvested the day before. Shoving the last portion of the fruit into her mouth, she wondered how to hide the peel for a moment before putting it into her pants pocket.
Collectively all the girls except one were wondering what they would eat after training….And that girl was a nervous wreck. …
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JSDF FUJIMOTO: BALIKPAPAN HARBOR: HARBOR DEPARTURE
Always consumed with dark humor, the instructors decided to rename the target ship the S.S. MICHAEL JACKSON in honor of one of America’s gayest celebrities and had this name painted on the freighter’s sides in a most obnoxious manner. The letters were three meters high. Not surprisingly, the local population protested seeing the eyesore in their harbor.
XD
Sayumi Michishige unpacked and stowed away the last package of food supplies in the ship’s stores. Spam, Spam, Spam and bananas.
Interesting combination. Something tells me SPAM is one of the few things that Sayu can't render inedible, and we all know where the bananas came from. :P
The bananas, she hung on hooks that Miki Fujimoto had thoughtfully installed in the ceiling.
And of course, Miki had installed those hooks just for hanging the bananas (and for no other reason whatsoever). :roll:
JSDF FUJIMOTO: BALIKPAPAN HARBOR: GENERAL QUARTERS GENERAL QUARTERS
Captain Aichan FTW!
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JSDF FUJIMOTO: BALIKPAPAN HARBOR: MORNING MUSUME’S NAVAL ARTILLERY DRILL
“Alright, let’s light up that gay ass freighter” Reina Tanaka expressed her enthusiasm to her gun crew. Thrilled to have a chance to fire the 89 inch long gun, Reina Tanaka’s forgot to turn off her mic before yelling this and announced this throughout the entire ship’s PA system. Her colorful remark earned her some nasty glares from Risa Niigaki and Aya Matsuura. Akia and Eri dropped their jaws in surprise. Down below, Li Chun snickered in the engine room. That grin was shared by the instructor on the bridge as well.
Oops. :P
“Ok Sorry, What I MEANT to say was let’s light up that homosexual ass freighter.” Reina made a point of depressing the mic button while saying this. Her more politically correct apology diffused tension among the more uptight members of the crew and earned goodwill from the rest.
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All this training has made me hungry Eri Kamei thought to herself. Takahashi’s stomach growled. Miki heard it and laughed.
Oh boy. Now they have to face Sayu's cooking! :O
Mmmmm this bananna is delicious Li Chun smiled to herself for having the foresight to hide bananas in the tool locker of the engine room. Since no one else was in the room to observe her, she feasted on the fruit she harvested the day before. Shoving the last portion of the fruit into her mouth, she wondered how to hide the peel for a moment before putting it into her pants pocket.
Smart move there Junjun. :yep:
Collectively all the girls except one were wondering what they would eat after training….And that girl was a nervous wreck. …
Eh? :?
Picture is broken. :(
Really? I see it just fine.
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Sayu and Koharu scare and amuse me at the same time in this story. The Rainbow Pink duo is quite the pair. XDDDD
Ahaha... gay ass -> homosexual ass.
Reina's political correctness. :rofl:
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favorite qoutes so far:
overcute sugar intoxicated hormone ridden sexually confused princesses
Eri pointed at Jun Jun and whispered to Sayumi “She’s hentai, she asked to bathe with me before. It’s weird.”
“Nee Ai-Chan” Risa purrs.
“Yes Risa” Ai says.
“You dropped your soap”
Jun Jun made sure to capture some footage of Koharu Kusumi waving her spear and dancing in a circle around the fallen straw man she demolished. It was cute footage. Otaku would mention this event on forums for years.
Number of times i had to google a word or phrases
7
GAWD DO I LOVE THIS STORY :mon lovelaff: