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Title: Woman blows off boyfriend's penis with firecrackers
Post by: Tuffty on May 29, 2009, 02:14:14 PM

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A spurned Russian woman whose boyfriend declined to take her hand in marriage responded by blowing off his penis with firecrackers, Mosnews reports.

Victim Alik D. had been shacked up with Kira V. for about two years when she began to suggest that they should tie the knot. Mr D declined, and indicated he'd rather go back to his wife and child.

Ms V suggested a farewell dinner, and following "a hearty meal and some heavy drinking", Alik crashed out. Kira then tied said fireworks to his todger and lit the fuse.

Intensive care operatives are fighting for Alik's life. Kira faces 12 years' hard time - even if her ex survives.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/05/29/russian_firecrackers/ (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/05/29/russian_firecrackers/)

Ouch. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Pocket Rocket' :D

Title: Re: Woman blows off boyfriend's penis with firecrackers
Post by: shadowstar on May 29, 2009, 03:11:53 PM

Oh those crazy Russians  XD

Title: Re: Woman blows off boyfriend's penis with firecrackers
Post by: ichijoujirena on May 29, 2009, 09:03:28 PM

That's one hardcore "blow" job.   :lol:

But I can't imagine how much more painful that would have been if the guy WASN'T drunk.  :bleed eyes:

Title: Re: Woman blows off boyfriend's penis with firecrackers
Post by: Rickker708 on May 30, 2009, 04:51:41 AM

"I'd rather go back to my wife and child" He so deserved it.