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Title: Cogi's Oneshots (Sleep Over-TanaKame 10/29/10)
Post by: cogi_yoshi on September 05, 2009, 06:02:01 AM

Uhhm, hi there...again. This time, I'm posting on the right thread. I'm been lurking here since 2006 and finally I decided to de-lurk after all these years. I hope you will like my fics. Here's the first one.XD


A Sign From Heaven


*clap clap clap*


“Kami-sama… It’s almost been a year since I’ve graduated from Morning Musume, and I thank you for all the blessings that you’ve given me. For this special day, I would like to make my birthday wish. I know that I act boyish… and most… I mean ALL of my co-workers think that I’m… ahhm you know… a boy. This is a hard decision for me because I need to change my image on television as well but please… I don’t want them to think that I’m just another “woman in body but a man at heart’ person. I want to have a boyfriend… wait… secret boyfriend if that’s ok, to prove to them once and for all…and to myself also, that I’m 100% girl in mind and body…. Please give me a sign that he’s my true love…. That person must wear a blue polo shirt and just a simple black pants. And then since it’s raining, he will share his green umbrella with me and then he will give me a chocolate… talk about specific ne~e? And I hope that he’s really good-looking. Please grant my wish! I hope to see him after I got out of this shrine… or within this day… Thank you very much!!!

Hitomi opened her eyes after praying in the altar. She must have been praying for too long because the incense that she put was already ¼ shorter than it originally was. She sighed before going out of the shrine. It was cloudy earlier this morning and when she’s already walking towards the shrine, the rain started to fall. She looked around in search for the ‘boy’ she wished and at last, she saw a green umbrella walking up the stairs.

“Oh my! Here he comes!!! That’s really fast… Thank you kami-sama!”

Hitomi watched excitedly as the said person came into view. She can see the person wearing a polo shirt… specifically, a blue polo shirt even though it’s raining really hard and it’s hard to see distant things. The black pants appeared already but she still can’t see the face for the umbrella was blocking her view.

“Ehh? He’s shorter than me? Well, I guess it can’t be helped. He’s the one given to me so let’s just accept it”.

It’s only a short matter of time before it reached the shrine. ‘He’ folded the umbrella and Hitomi gasped at the ‘handsome’ person in front of her.





“Miki? You’ve cut your hair?!?”

“Woah, I didn’t expect you… wait… I expect you to be here because….OTANJOUBI OMEDETTO!!! So you’ll treat me right?” Miki decided to neglect both; what Hitomi asked and the reason why she went to the shrine, and opened her umbrella again. She pulled Hitomi and retraced her steps towards the stairs.

“Oh yeah… I have a chocolate that Aya gave me earlier… Would you like some?” Miki put the handle of the umbrella onto Hitomi’s hand and searched her bag for the rectangular food.

“Uso… this is not happening!!! It fits my description alright… but HE’S a SHE!!!” It’s just a freakin’ coincidence…a coincidence… yeah.. I’ve said, within this day. Maybe I’ll see HIM later.”

Hitomi smiled at Miki when the other tried to feed her the chocolate. Hitomi guided Miki towards a yakiniku restaurant much to the other’s excitement.

“You know, you should be the one treating me for it’s my birthday, not yours.”

“Think of it as your congratulatory treat for my comeback in H!P.” Miki said in between her chewing and biting the A graded meat. Hitomi almost laughed at the sight she’s seeing right now.

“Oh yeah, your single, Okitegami will be released on April 23 right? And by the way, do you know that you have a sauce on your nose?” Miki stopped eating. Hitomi anticipated her friend’s next move. Miki swallowed her food before using her tongue to remove the sauce on her nose.. “I knew you’re going to do that!!” Both of them laugh. They stayed there longer and chatted for a while. They always see each other whenever there’s futsal practice but somehow, Hitomi felt that there’s something different today.

“So, why did you decide to cut your hair?”

“I just miss the old days…” Hitomi blinked at Miki.

“That’s just it? That’s so…”

“What’s your reason before when you dyed your hair?” Hitomi thought for a while. Miki grinned when she saw the confusion on Hitomi’s face.
“Ehh? My reason?... because of Momusu, because I will look cooler? Because they all do it?... I don’t know.”

“You know, coloring or cutting your hair needs no reason at all… when you feel it, just do it.”

………
Hitomi glanced on her wristwatch. They have been inside that restaurant for an hour and a half and the rain had stopped for a while now.
“Hey, thanks for the treat… I promised Aya I’ll meet her before 4. I have to go now. I’ll just give your gift tomorrow on our practice. Again, happy birthday!” Miki gave Hitomi a quick kiss on her cheek before going out. Hitomi touched her blushing cheek when Miki was already outside.

“That… feels weird… Really weird… This is not the first time that she kissed me… But….” Hitomi shook her head wildly as a desperate move to remove the confusion from her mind.
“Please kami-sama…. I NEED A GUY!!!”

………….
*clap clap clap*

“Konnichiwa! I’m here again. I’m really disturbed by what happened earlier. So I need to change the signs I said … Earlier, I said that I want to meet my true love… Now I want to meet the one destined to me, my soul mate… The signs… ano, he’s wearing black boots, black bowler hat, khaki pants, a black overcoat with a ‘skull’ as it’s design on the back and a red shirt underneath. There, no girl would wear something like that… And I wish he will give me flowers… preferably, white roses. Please, I hope this time it’s a guy. I don’t want to be confused anymore. I promise that I’ll be loyal and good to him. What ever you give me this time, whether he’s just 4 feet tall or he’s not that good looking, I promise that I’ll accept him. Thank you very much.”

Hitomi left the shrine for the second time this day. She went to the mall right away and bought some food supplies and clothes. It took her almost two hours and the sun had already set. She walked home instead of taking the bus in hopes to see “Mr. Right.”. She’s nearing her apartment and still, there’s no one in sight. She decided to stay and sit for a while in a bench at the park. Thirty minutes have already passed but she saw no one who fitted her description.

“I guess, I was asking too much… Oh well, I suppose it’s not yet my time to have a boyfriend.” Hitomi grabbed the plastic bags and straightened up. As she was walking towards her door, her peripheral vision caught sight of a ‘man’ wearing boots. She turned around and squinted to see clearly against the dark lighting of her area.

“Bowler hat, khaki pants, red and black shirt and overcoat… CHECK!!! Oh my gosh… And he’s got a bouquet of white roses!!! This is it… Thank you, kami-sama!” Hitomi fixed her clothes and her hair as the figure moves closer to her.

“Yocchan! OTANJOUBI!!!” Hitomi was left agape for a couple of seconds. She was being brought back to reality when Rika grabbed her hands and gave her the flowers. “I just saw them in a flower shop. I kinda grew fond of it so I decided to buy it… Hey, are you listening to me?”

“Yeah… wh.. why are you wearing ….”

“This? It’s my disguise, it’s kinda cute right? And look,” Rika turned around “it has a skull design! No one will think that I’m from H!P.”

“Does this mean that I’m better off in my boyish image?”

The End

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (A Sign From Heaven & Kagami 09/03)
Post by: cogi_yoshi on September 05, 2009, 06:08:39 AM

Kagami


“Yosh! You’re the ichiban Kawaii of the group. No one is cuter than you. Ishikawa-san is just the second when it comes to cuteness. You’ll go out there and show what you’ve got.”

“Sayu! Hurry up! They are already waiting.”

“Hai! Coming!” I gave a quick smile before going out of the dressing room. In case you don’t know me, I’m Michishige Sayumi, the cutest member in Morning Musume. Don’t ask why, just look at the evidence. And what you’ve seen earlier is a part of my daily routine. Well, I think its better talking to your own reflection than a small pill bug…. I was still little at that time ok? Where was I? Oh yes, my daily routine. I know that I’m cute but sometimes I get paranoid over small things so I really need to do that. And besides cuteness? I’m getting paranoid over her.

You wanna know who’s the lucky girl? My best friend. Not the yankii one, the weird one. If you have watched our first Utaban appearance where Nakai-san put us into some lie-detector test, there was this certain part where he asked as Rokkies who among us thinks that we are cute. Me and her put quite a show with our ‘Richter scale magnitude 8’-like results. Back then, I was sneering. Hell, I’m way cuter than her right? But now, I beg to differ.

Do you see her standing besides Gaki-san? I know caterpillars evolve and become a beautiful butterfly but I just realized that turtles can do the same too. My god she’s so hot! That’s probably the effect of that ‘Ero-Kawaii’ thing she said on our latest DVD. Honestly, I got paranoid at first. I can’t accept that she’s cuter than me. And why did I think that? Well, because only cute persons would make you stare at them for hours. Only cute persons would only make you have sleepless nights just thinking about them….Gaahh… I don’t know what she did with her body but she really looks dashing now.

There! Did you see that! She smiled at me! You know what… I’m just planning how to confess to her. I just need the right time… Which I think after this practice of ours? I don’t know where to start and I don’t know what her reaction will be but at least… I confessed. Not like our leader-sub-leader duo… Just confess already! Gaki-san is taking her time away from me. And if they didn’t suppress their feelings for each other… It will be KameShige Theater and not GakiKame Theater. The second one sounds lame no matter how I think about it. Anyways, I’ll try to confess today right after our dance practice.

……
I just finished my shower and I’ll be off to home now. But before that… I need to confess to her. So here I am, standing in front of our dressing room mirror. Trying to get the confidence I needed.

“You are the Ichiban Kawaii here in Morning Musume. No one comes close to you in terms of cuteness.” I read a certain tip from a magazine on how to be confident in an interview. It’s not for interview but hey, practicing your lines in front of the mirror would really help me not to stutter in front of her. Ok, where will I start…

“Eri!” Ok, that sounded forceful... It’s as if I’m angry with her.

“Eri…” That one sounds really serious. It sounded like there’s terrible news that I will tell her. Oh well, go on with my usual happy self.

“Eri~!” Better… Wait… I’ll pretend she’s here… I’ll try to visualize her. Close your eyes Sayumi… focus… when you open your eyes, you will see Eri… Woah… It works! I didn’t think that my imagination’s really that good… Ok, back to work.

“Eri, I need to confess something to you…” Ok, she will definitely have that weird look if I said that but it’s still alright, I got her listening to me. Now, all I need to do is to choose one; either to be bold and daring or to start talking about the beginning of our friendship and indirectly tell her that we need to go up another level. Knowing Eri, I’ll just tell it straight to her face.

“I love you!” Oh shit… I messed up! She looks confused. I need to back it up… I need to explain it to her.

“Well, you see… Uhmm.” Gaahh! This is so frustrating. I can’t think of a good explanation. But love doesn’t need explanations right? Geez, if this is the real her, I’m really screwed.

“I can’t explain it to you because honestly, I don’t know why I feel this way towards you. And I don’t have the slightest idea that my feelings as a best friend for you will evolve into love. I want to say this to you because… I’m hoping that you can reciprocate my love for you.” Reciprocate? I can’t think for a better word! I need to fix that when I’m really in front of her.

“I don’t mean to force you. And please don’t change your attitude towards me. I can still be your best friend if you really don’t like the idea of us being together in a… you- know way.” Gaahh! I messed it up in my practice.. How will I be able to confess to her for real? I guess I’m just really tired. Maybe I’ll just confess to her some other time. I closed my eyes and massaged my temples. I need to relax. Stress will do harm on my beautiful skin. I let out a loud sigh before opening my eyes again.

“Ehh?” Is this for real? I think I can’t stop my imagination. I saw through the reflection that Eri’s still standing there, near the door behind me.

“I appreciate your love for me, thank you.”

Ehh?!?! I think I’m really stressed out with all of these. Aside from seeing things, I’m actually hearing things! Have I lost my mind? Have I become insane due to the lack of sleep every night because of you? This is bad. Eri’s walking towards me… Stop it… Hey you inner mind! Stop putting up those images! My practice’s already finished!

“I thought I would never hear those words from you.” Ok, this is really bad. I never thought I’m THAT obsessed with her. Only obsessed persons would imagine things like these. Come on.. SHE?!? I bet the real her would not tell those words to me. I guess she might me scared of me and would run away. That was not the real initial reaction that I’m expecting… Wait. So I’m expecting myself to fail right from the beginning? Gaahh! My head hurts and the imagination of Eri hugging me isn’t helping at all.

“My imaginations please stop… It really pitiful of me to imagine and feel things as it is.”

“But you’re not imagining things.”

HOLY CRAP!!! I’m not imagining things? Since when?!? SO that means… I pinch my cheeks… Ok now that really hurt a lot. Then I face the ‘supposedly’ imagination Eri and pinch her cheeks.

“Itai~”

“You… you’re the real Eri?”

“Of course I am! Ok, now. What in the world did you take up? I mean, you sounded like you’ve taken some drugs in order to profess your love to me? Are you sure you’re alright?”

“You… heard… what.. I said?” Ok… so the practice session turns out to be the actual one. THE ACTUAL ONE!?!? Oh crap… I’m dead… I wish I was dead at that time… or be invisible… I don’t really know what to do next.

“All of it.” I know that everyone calls me bunny but if anyone would see my face right now, they would rather call me tomato instead. “And rest assured that it would be reciprocated.”

“Huh?” My mind didn’t catch that one. What was being reciprocated?

“You sure didn’t take any drugs?” I vigorously shake my head. I would NEVER do that even if I’m desperate. Hell, I read that it can destroy your skin… I mean looks. “I know what’s going on… You were practicing in front of the mirror how you will confess to me right? And you’re feeling rather awkward in our situation right now?”

I KNEW IT!!! Eri really is an alien!!! A mind-reading alien that is. Because if not, THEN HOW IN THE WORLD WOULD SHE KNOW WHAT I’M THINKING ABOUT!!! I let out a sigh. MY mind’s really messed up right now. I’m too tired to think. I nodded slightly to answer Eri’s question because I suddenly felt the urge not to talk.

“Don’t be then… because to tell you honestly.. The feeling is mutual.” Wait… What?!? The feeling is mutual?!? I looked at Eri and saw her blushing. If I’m a tomato, then what else is redder than a tomato? I’ll tell you… Eri.

“You do what?!”

“I love you too.”

The End

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (A Sign From Heaven & Kagami 09/03)
Post by: rndmnwierd on September 05, 2009, 07:03:18 AM

The first one is really funny, I think Kami-sama is trying to tell you something Yossui!

In Kagami, Ero-Kawaii made me lol. Then I face palmed a little at Eri thinking Sayu's on drugs.

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (A Sign From Heaven & Kagami 09/03)
Post by: Yuuyami on September 05, 2009, 07:13:54 AM

Glad to see delurkerzation xDDD It's refreshing <3

First one made me laugh a lot! Oh Yossie xDDDDDDD Funny how you grabbed her two top lovers in thurr xDD

Second one was cute, awwww :B Ero-kawaii ftw xDDD

Hope to see you write moar :B

-bestows upon you the ever magnificent writer's-block-repelling hardhat-

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (A Sign From Heaven & Kagami 09/03)
Post by: kuro808 on September 05, 2009, 07:15:02 AM

Both stories have an interesting funny aspect, Yossie trying to find a guy but get spun around by Miki and Rika

Kagami Sayu trying to confess to Eri but can't find the right words

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (A Sign From Heaven & Kagami 09/03)
Post by: ShikyoxYaiba on September 05, 2009, 09:27:44 AM

Ahahaha, SayuEri, just what the forum needed. <3 This was terribly cute...good job! :3

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (A Sign From Heaven & Kagami 09/03)
Post by: kRisZ on September 05, 2009, 03:26:43 PM

Cogi!  :w00t:  Ohisashiburi desu!  Lost your blog's link, new computer


A Sign From Heaven

Read this before but it still is  :rofl:


Kagami

KameShige  :cow:

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (A Sign From Heaven & Kagami 09/03)
Post by: writerjunkie on September 05, 2009, 04:13:47 PM

Ahhh! KameShige.  :love: I've been trying to figure out how to make a KameShige fic since I have this huge interest for them, but I can never come up with anything. I also can not write for them. I have a hard time writing for Eri and Sayu and Eri is my favorite member! >_< Makes no sense. lol but ahhh that last one-shot gave me my kameshige fix since I've been looking for fics of those two to read. Thanks! It was really cute and funny and something that I can imagine happening with those two. lol

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (A Sign From Heaven & Kagami 09/03)
Post by: mads on September 05, 2009, 09:22:27 PM

A sign from heaven: Ishiyosh in the end  :heart:
Kagami: So rare to see KameShige, but me likes  :thumbsup

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (A Sign From Heaven & Kagami 09/03)
Post by: cogi_yoshi on September 08, 2009, 02:43:17 PM

Thanks for the wonderful comments. I'm glad that you like the first two... The next ones that I'll post are a series of one shots. I had fun making the first one and from there, I can't stop writing... So yeah... Enjoy the four oneshots. (I'm still trying to finish the fifth one...Yes, a new one.)
XD

Inside the Elevator


“Itai!!!!” Miki shrieked in pain. Yossie stopped on what she’s doing and tightened her grip around the girl’s hip.

“It’s your fault… You’re stupid. How could you forget something that’s really basic.”

“What am I supposed to do? I thought all that running from the studio to the gym was enough warm up for me.” Miki explained. Yossie shook her head and put Miki’s right arm around her neck for support. Her stomach almost ached from laughing when she saw her friend walking like a penguin; make that a turtle and penguin crossbreed. If she will not help Miki, it might take her hours before she reach the elevator which is a hundred meters away from their current location.

Miki stopped and massaged her aching legs for a while. Their futsal training was really strenuous compared to their previous ones and it was really a bad timing for her to be late and forgot that she has to do some warm-up exercises first before joining the training. She was wearing a skirt (a really short one), that allowed her to massage her aching legs very well. She was unaware that the other one was ‘almost’ drooling over the ‘scene that she’s seeing right now. Miki called the somewhat distracted Yossie to help her get to the elevator.

“I wonder what the other’s will think when they see you walking like that.” Yossie joked. She pushed the button and waited for the elevator to arrive in their floor.

“They will think that I had a nice time being with you.” Miki grinned evilly. The door of the elevator opened after they heard the warning.

“Ehh? What are you saying? I didn’t get it. I was thinking that they will laugh at your stupidity for not doing warm-ups.” Miki tried to move her right leg but it seemed stuck on the ground. She gathered her courage, suppressed the pain that she’s feeling and lifted her leg but in doing so, she fell inside the elevator dragging her friend along with her. The door closed and moved upwards but the two didn’t move at all from their position. The door opened on the 3rd floor revealing the three Rokkies who were surprised to see the ‘shocking’ scene.

“Uhmm… ano, sorry for disturbing the two of you.” Reina managed to say in behalf of her two ‘to-shocked-to-say-anything’ friends and pushed the close button; the elevator continued moving upwards. Yossie removed her lips on Miki’s.

“Ano, gomen. I didn’t mean to do it… It was just an accident…”

“Yeah, I know. Just help me get up.” Miki said casually. Yossie helped Miki sat up first. Miki wrapped her arms around Yossie’s neck and tried to stand up. Yossie almost fell again from the force of Miki while standing up. She was glad that the wall was there for support. The elevator opened on the fifth floor. Miki was leaning on one side of the elevator wall with her arms around Yossie’s neck while the other was ‘locking’ Miki with her two arms holding the wall. This was the scene that the two Chinese girls saw when the door opened.

“Here’s your green tea and….” Aika didn’t finish her sentence when she followed the line-of-vision that the Chinese girls were looking. Without saying anything, she pushed the close button.

“Be ready for ‘other’ versions of the story that they just saw.” Miki said with a wide grin on her face.

“This is ALL your fault!”

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (A Sign From Heaven & Kagami 09/03)
Post by: cogi_yoshi on September 08, 2009, 02:44:15 PM

The Real Story (part 2 of Inside the Elevator)


“What happened to the three of you? You’re late…” The leader said in her casual voice but the three felt the seriousness in her tone.

“Gomen, we just bumped into someone.” Aika replied. Risa rolled her eyes and walked closer to their leader.

“So, the three of you had a short chit-chat and be late for 10-minutes? Who did you bumped into?”

“Fujimoto-san…. And Yoshizawa-san…” Jun-Jun earned a hard smack on her arms care of Lin-Lin. Ai noticed the ‘fishy’ atmosphere emanating from the three kouhais. Her curiosity got the better of her and can’t help but ask the somewhat ‘obvious’ question that can be attributed to the former leaders.

“Were they doing something…. What’s the correct term….” Ai thought for a while to give a suitable word to describe the ‘pimp’ and the ‘groping demon’. “…fishy? Or in other words… not suitable for kids?” Ai decided to use the ‘common’ term that the two foreigners can easily understand what she meant. The older of the two had a glint of mischief as she pushed her companion on the wall.

“Yeah! They were doing this kind of stuff inside the elevator…” Aika massaged her forehead and shook her head. Ai and Risa was left agape as Junjun was pretending to kiss Linlin’s neck while her hand traveled the ‘behind’ of her partner.

“USO!!! INSIDE THE ELEVATOR?!?” Risa exclaimed. “They really have guts to do that in public? It’s so Miki…”

“Actually, it was Yoshizawa-san who was pinning Fujimoto-san on the wall.” Aika managed to add. All of them turned around when they heard the door of the studio opened. There was a ‘dark’ aura coming from the newly entered Rokkies.

“What’s wrong with everyone today? Only I and Ai-chan were the ones on time!”

“It won’t happen if we haven’t bumped into Yocchan and Miki.” Reina said. Sayu and Eri were still in a ‘dazed-mode’ up until now. Risa and Ai looked at each other, probably imagining the same thing.

“So… were they doing…” Ai haven’t finished her sentence when the narcissist pinned down the turtle on the floor and kissed her on the lips. The turtle didn’t mind at all because her mind was floating up in the stars again ever since the incident earlier.

“They WERE doing that kind of shit in the elevator…” Reina blurted in her own native tongue. Sayumi removed her lips on Eri’s (still in a trance-like mode) and started unbuttoning her victim’s clothes. Risa immediately came to the rescue of her ‘other’ best friend by pulling Sayu away. She helped the still seemingly unaware Eri, stand up and fixed her clothing. Enter Koharu in the scene.

“OHAYOU~~~!!!!” Those persons who were in a dazed (the Chinese girls, the self-proclaimed “Kawaii” bunny and the shy turtle, suddenly snapped back into reality after hearing the ear-piercing greeting from the Miracle Girl.

“And what’s your reason for being late this time?” Ai asked sternly. There’s still a 50-50 chance that Kusumi experienced what the others luckily (or unluckily) seen. But based from the girl’s evil grin… she might have encountered the ‘lovey-dovey pair’.

“I’ve stalked sempai…” Koharu’s grin grew wider. She was trying to suppress her excitement that she breathe deeply first before continuing her story. “I knew that there’s something fishy going on between those two… even from the time that they were still the leader and sub-leader of Momusu. I SAW THEM!!!”

“So?!? What if you saw those two? Goddamit… We also saw them earlier!” Reina replied; still using her native dialect. Koharu waved her index finger on the Yankee’s face.

“Nuh-uh-uh~~! Yocchan was literally drooling over Miki-chan’s legs because of her really really really reallt REALLY short skirt…. AAAND~ here’s the good part… Yocchan was helping Fujimoto-san to get to the elevator because!!!! MIKI-CHAN WAS WALKING LIKE A PENGUIN!!!! You know…” Koharu nudged Reina’s elbow while winking and grinning naughtily at the same time. The other members moved closer to her to hear the rest of the story better. “I bet they had one hell of a time last night...”

…………..
“ACCHOOO~~~!!!”

“Damnit Miki! Could you at least warn me before you do that?! Be thankful that I’m helping you.” Hitomi got her hanky from pocket and wiped her face.

“Gomen… It just happened. There must be people who are talking about me…”

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (A Sign From Heaven & Kagami 09/03)
Post by: cogi_yoshi on September 08, 2009, 02:45:02 PM

What Happened Next (part 3 of Inside the Elevator)


“I can’t believe we’re doing this… We’re leaders. We’re supposed to be the model of the other members. We can’t be like this!”

“Be quiet! Do you want them to find us out? Geez, if you don’t want to listen, just pretend that you’re not doing anything and be quiet.”

“I want to go back! I don’t need to watch them 24/7. We have a busy schedule for today. What the others told us was enough evidence for me.”

“Come on… Don’t tell me that you’re not DYING to know the real score between those two? And besides, we’re the only one’s who didn’t see it right?” Risa grinned at her astounded friend. Ai just took her milk tea and sipped it silently. Risa was trying to hear the conversation on the opposite table so she peeked at the news paper that she’s holding.

“You know, you should drop that newspaper thing. You’re really obvious.”

“Just shut up! I can’t hear them.”

……..
“Gross… Really disgusting….”

Miki glared at the person opposite of her. Miki treated Yossie on the cafeteria as a gratitude for helping her earlier. Miki dropped her favourite yakiniku on the table after s dipping it on the sauce. She immediately picked it up after a second, and put it inside her mouth which made the other person gross out.

“You might have stomach-ache later but don’t rely on me helping you again.”

“Hey, I picked it up in less than 5 seconds. I’ll be ok.” Miki retorted. She picked up another beef and dipped it again on the sauce before biting it.

“Ohhh… The ever famous ‘5-second rule’. You know. Bacteria don’t need 5-seconds to stick on the food. They stick immediately as soon as they touched it.” Yossie stated in a matter-of-fact tone. Miki looked up to her and tilted her head.

“And where did you read that one?”

“I’ve watched it last night, Mythbusters, Discovery channel… Well, it seemed interesting and there’s a translation so I watched it. They busted that rule. Plus, they also found out that many bacteria stick to wet food than dry foods. Now, I wonder how many bacteria colonies are there inside your stomach.” Yossie couldn’t help but laugh real loud at the sight of Miki widening her eyes in disbelief.

…………
“Why can’t they talk about something important?” Risa whispered more to herself but Ai definitely heard it.

“They are talking about something important. There are lots of bacteria around us and I’m glad to know that the 5-second rule was busted.”

“You know what I meant when I said ‘important’ right?” Risa said without looking at her friend.

“Uhmm… No.” Risa slammed her fist (together with the newspaper of course) on the table, irritated by what her friend answered.

“YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!! IT’S THE REASON WHY WE’RE STALKING THEM!!!” Everyone inside the cafeteria stopped; definitely surprised at the sudden outburst. Risa looked around her. Miki and Hitomi were staring at her.

“Busted.” Ai calmly said. Risa eyed her friend before standing up and taking an apologetic bow to everyone.

“It’s nothing. Don’t mind us… We’re just… ahhhh... playing. We’re going now!” Risa grabbed her friend and walked rapidly towards the door. “We can’t stalk them anymore in there. Let’s just follow them later.”

“Still not giving up?”

“I won’t until I see it with my own eyes!” Risa replied, full of energy. She pulled her friend towards the end of the hall and hid behind the wall. From there, she can still clearly see the people coming in and out of the said cafeteria. Ai was stuck with her friend. With nothing much to do, she pulled out from her bag her handy English ‘slang’ book.

“I want a kitty.”
…………….
“Yoh, what’s up?”
……………
“You wanna dance with me?”
……………
“I’m going to kick your ass!”

“Hey! Could you read that silently? They might find us out because of you… again.” Risa paused for a while before adding the last word. Ai, who was sitting on the floor beside her friend, just ignored the comment and returned to her reading. A couple of minutes later, Miki emerged from the door, followed by Hitomi who was supporting her. Risa nudged Ai’s elbow.

“What?” Ai lowered her book to look at Risa. She followed her friend’s line of sight and saw the ‘not-so-interesting’ scene. “So what if Yocchan’s supporting her? Your imaginations are running wild.”

“Look!” Risa pointed at the way Miki was walking. “Koharu was right, they might have done something last night. This is really…”

“Insane. Let’s stop this now and we’ll be late for out taping this afternoon.” Ai interrupted and stood up, ready to walk towards the opposite way. Risa pulled her back forcefully which made Ai land on top of her.

“Itai… What do you think you’re doing? I have enough of this. I’m going back to the studio. It’s their private life, you should respect them.” Ai reprimanded. Risa grabbed her friend’s shoulders and ‘shifted’ herself on top of the surprised Ai.

“I won’t let you go until WE see it with our own eyes! We’re so close right now and I won’t let you turn your back on me at this crucial time!”

“There are lots of empty rooms during lunch break. You should do your thing inside there where nobody will see you.” The two Gokkies were frozen by that voice. They slowly looked up saw the grinning faces of their sempais.

“I tell you. Don’t be like this girl beside me who would just jump on Aya anytime she sees her. I’m glad that Aya can control this person otherwise, she would have caused a scandal years ago.” Miki glared at Hitomi.

“And how about you and Rika? You’re flirting with her even on stage and on videos!”

“At least it’s not that obvious compared to you.” Hitomi replied. Miki was about to answer back when Ai decided to end this ‘foolishness’ once and for all.

“Ano sa, Risa just wanted to ask whether you’ve done… uhmm… something ‘fishy’ last night..”

“Huh?!?” Hitomi and Miki answered simultaneously. Ai scratched her head and looked at her frowning friend.

“Ano, we presumed that you DID something… ‘ero’ last night that’s why Miki-san is walking weird today.” Ai saw the two exchange looks at each other before bursting out to tears.

“I told you that we must be prepared for other versions of the ‘story’ that they saw.” Miki said while laughing.

“You want to know the real story? Miki was late for our futsal training that she forgot to do warm-ups. As a result, her legs were aching badly and I’m just helping her right now… as a captain of course.”

“So, the two of you are not dating?” Risa blurted.

“NO! Do you really think that I’ll replace my Aya for this boyish, un-sexy girl? No way!” Hitomi removed her support from Miki’s waist making the other cry out in pain. “ITAI!!!! It was just a joke!” Hitomi grinned and helped her friend once again.

“Be thankful that I’m helping you…” Hitomi looked back at the two. “In any case… you might want to change the venue of your current activity. There are many people who will pass by here after lunch break so… yeah… you know the rest.” The two slowly walked away from the unmoving couple on the floor. When they reached the corner, the two can see Miki grinning and winking at them.

“Uhmm… now that you know the answer… can you please let me go?” Risa looked at her friend for a couple of seconds more before realizing that she’s still on top of her.

“AAAHHHH!!! Gomen!!! I totally forgot!” Risa stood up and helped her friend to get up.

“Let’s go back to the studio.” Ai said and quickly turned around before Risa would see her blushing face.

…………….
“DID YOU ALL SEE THAT?!?”

“Of course Koharu… we’re not blind.” Reina replied sarcastically which the other ignored as she’s already lost in her own world.

“Earlier it’s Yoshizawa and Fujimoto sempai… now it’s… Takahashi and Gaki-san…” Aika remarked. Eri looked at her, somewhat in a daze.

“Gaki-san…. Gaki-san… I can’t believe it… Gaki-san…”

“We’ve lost her.” Linlin said after waving her hand back and forth in front of Eri’s face. Junjun tried to shake her up to bring her back but to no avail.

“Poor Eri. It must have been a shocking day for her…”

“I SEE A PATTERN!!!!” The others were at the sudden squeal of the miracle girl.

“Are you planning to ruin our ears with your shout?!” Koharu ignored Reina for the second time and continued grinning like a little girl who had just seen her favourite toy.

“There’s a pattern! Yoshizawa-san and Fujimoto-san were our former leaders right? And now, Gaki-san and Ai-san…. So, the next leaders will probably have a relationship too!”

“Not a bad theory…” Aika nodded in agreement.

“~KYAAAH!!!” The others turned around and saw Sayumi blushing real hard.

“What happened to you?” Junjun asked the person nearest to her.

“I was just wondering who will be my partner~~” Reina raised her eyebrow.

“Nani?! Why do you think you will be the next leader?”

“Because I’m the cutest among you!”

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (A Sign From Heaven & Kagami 09/03)
Post by: cogi_yoshi on September 08, 2009, 02:45:54 PM

The Next Leaders (part 4 of Inside the Elevator)

Reina’s “wonky” eyes were somewhat red and swollen that day so she decided to wear her sunglass inside the practice hall. When she placed her bag on the bench, she took that opportunity and lied down for a while.

“OHAYOU REINA!!” Eri greeted while removing Reina’s eye protection. The turtle was taken aback by the redness on Reina’s eyes. She quickly imagined her friend crying her heart out last night. She shook her head and sat beside her friend.

“Do you have a problem? You know, you can always share it with me and together, maybe we can solve it.” Eri smiled warmly.

“A problem? You’ll help me fix my problem?” Eri nodded. Reina took a deep breath and looked at her friend’s eyes seriously. “Well, my problem is Sayu! She won’t let me sleep last night! She kept on blabbering and saying irrelevant things over the phone. I only have an hour of a good sleep. I doubt if Sayu will come today.” Reina ended her ‘litany’ when the door opened and revealed a really hyper and enthusiastic “Shige Pink” and “Koha Pink”.

“OHAYOU!!!!!” The two simultaneously shouted. Reina tried to remain calm though she knew that her patience would come of short due to lack of sleep.

“Ohayou, you seem to have an endless source of energy for a girl who only slept for an hour.” Reina added a sarcastic tone to let Sayu know that she’s in a really bad situation right now.

“Hai! “I drank coffee to energize myself! I’ll call you again this evening ok?” Sayumi sweetly said to her friend. As much as Reina wanted to stay calm, the image of her having another “phone marathon” later that night, made her snap.

“What! Do you have sleeping problems lately? If you have, then please don’t involve me. Eri’s your friend, and so is Kusumi. Why don’t you bother them instead of me?.”

“Awwww….” Sayumi replied, “but I want you…. It has to be you, no one else..” Both Reina and Eri were shocked by what Sayumi had said. Kusumi was… a little too preoccupied with something else(or pretending to be preoccupied with something else).

“What?!? Just because Yocchan graduated, you’re already replacing her as your prince?!” Reina returned to her normal self and lightly smacked Eri’s head because of her weird comment.

“Baka… That’s not what she probably meant. It could be something else, right?” Reina glared at her narcissistic friend.

“No, that’s exactly what I mean..” Sayumi grinned. Reina tried to send a hidden message to Eri to save her. She can‘t focus on what Sayu was saying last night, and what she probably will say today must be related to all of her rantings. And Reina didn’t want her day to be “messed up” by her narcissistic friend. Luckily, Eri ‘detected’ her signal, (with her alien antenna of course) and helped her.

“No way! I will not let you do that! She’s mine first! Your Oji-sama is Yocchan…. I’ll tell Yocchan about your infidelity to her…”

“Oh yeah?! And when did you start claiming Reina as your prince?” Sayu crossed her arms and raised her eyebrow on her friend. Eri blinked for a while.

“Uhmmm, just now?” Sayumi grinned. She knew that she had won. Reina massaged her temples. She didn’t like where this conversation was heading as Eri defended her answer.

“I’ve always been in love with her! You probably don’t realize it because I always spend my time with Mame-chan but it’s true. And I won’t let you take her away from me!”

“So, here’s another couple in our group… I’m so thrilled.” The four looked back and saw the rest of the members headed by their leader. Risa smacked their leader’s head lightly for making that sarcastic comment.

“Eri, is it true?! You’re in love with Reina?! Woah! It’s just like we were stalking Hitomi and Miki last week… and then…” Risa looked at Ai. Ai blushed and looked in a different direction. “and then… this?! My gosh! And as a bonus, you’re a love triangle!!! How cute!!!”

“NO way!!!” Sayumi screamed. It will be a Reina-Sayumi pairing. There’s no love triangle!”

“Really?!? There are lots of TanaKamei fanfics on the net than your pairing. Give it up Sayu!”

“No! I won’t give up! Reina’s mine!!!”

“Mine!!!”

“MINE!!!!”

“Fight! Fight! Fight!” The two Chinese girls screamed.

“WILL YOU STOP SHOUTING!!!!” Reina yelled. Her fellow rokkies stopped and so did the other members. “Look, I haven’t had any decent sleep last night so please… and what the heck is that Reina-Sayumi or TanaKamei pairing? There’s no pairing right?!? I’m straight!!!”

“Straight my ass… That’s what Aichan said to me last time.”

“Aherm…” Ai coughed, “enough Risa… Let’s just settle this argument so we can proceed with our practice for today. So, where will we start first?”

“Why don’t you start with the one who caused this problem, right?” Aika got into the room just after Kusumi and Sayu so she heard most of the story. Ai nodded and looked at Reina.

“So who caused the problem in the first place?”

“Sayu… She’s been bugging me since last night! And because of her… I have eye bags!” Reina pointed to her red, swollen eyes with blackish markings on the lower part.

“I was just having a good, ol’ chat with you on the phone.”

“A nice chat is ok, but depriving me of sleep is really not good!” Reina answered back.

“Ehhh?!?You’re getting angry with me?! Hidoi!!! You’re going to make me cry…”

“It’s me who wants to cry because you didn’t give me enough time to sleep!!!”

“STOP!!!!” Eri raised her voice, making her two friends stop their argument. “Thank you… So, Sayu… what’s your main reason for calling Reina in the first place?” Eri hit the spot. Sayumi looked down and played with her fingers. The long pause made the other girls impatient.

“C’mon Shige Pink! Don’t make me wait like this! What’s your reason?!?” Koharu shook her sempai’s shoulder. Sayumi put on her usual ‘cutesy’ smile.

“Remember your ‘theory’ last week? I was just following it…” Sayumi confessed. The other girls ‘literally’ smacked their own faces. They forgot that it’s Sayumi who they’re dealing with so they should expect some ‘weird’ answers from her.

“So?!? What about that weird theory of hers?! I don’t want to be your sub-leader!”Reina replied.

“Ehhh?!? If you don’t want to be my sub-leader then… I’ll be the sub-leader instead… And you’ll be the leader!”

“It’s not like that Sayumi…” Risa spoke. “It’s based on seniority. So, if Ai and I will graduate, the probable leader will be Kame-chan and you will be the sub leader. Reina’s younger than you, remember?”

“Hontou ni!” Sayumi shouted with joy… “I thought that it’s based on singing talent… So, there’s nothing to worry about.” She looked at Eri with her usual ‘cutesy’ grin. “I’ll call you later, ok?”

“Help…” It’s Eri’s turn to look at Reina.

“I’m going to sleep early tonight… Good luck!”

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Inside the Elevator Series 09/08)
Post by: len.chan on September 08, 2009, 04:55:45 PM

I loved the whole 'Inside the elevator' fic but this...
“Straight my ass… That’s what Aichan said to me last time.”  :cow: poor Ai-chan :sweat:
and LOL at Sayu, she changed her target so easily  XD XD

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Inside the Elevator Series 09/08)
Post by: kuro808 on September 08, 2009, 07:28:31 PM

That was too funny especially the about a TanaKamei fics lmao, well i have that balanced out approach so it all comes out the same

Back to your fic, yeah some of the best one liners in this part

Good Job :twothumbs

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Inside the Elevator Series 09/08)
Post by: rndmnwierd on September 08, 2009, 09:52:39 PM

OMG that was awesome, I love the string of misunderstandings and then Takagaki acting fishy later. And Sayu taking the leader-subleader theory to heart.

Quote

“Straight my ass… That’s what Aichan said to me last time.”

“Aherm…” Ai coughed, “enough Risa…

Quoted FTW.

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Inside the Elevator Series 09/08)
Post by: JFC on September 09, 2009, 07:37:57 AM

Inside the Elevator series

Couldn't help but feel like I've read this somewhere before. Did you post this on another site, by any chance? :?

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Inside the Elevator Series 09/08)
Post by: cogi_yoshi on September 10, 2009, 07:02:45 AM

@len.chan- Hi there! Thanks.. ahahah... I lurked your blog almost three years ago and I was one of your avid readers (though I don't make a comment before :nervous) for when love hurts...and traveller. When love hurts made me cry... :mon cry:

@kurosawa87 - thanks! Love your poems... ( I should comment there instead.. :D)

@rndmnwierd - Ahahaha... I made a continuation of that.. but I guess it's not that funny. It's more on the fluff side... I think I'll post it later..XD

@JFC- Yup... on Jpopmusic and on Hello To You.. ahahaha... My other online name's Murasaki_Aoi.. :D

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Inside the Elevator Series 09/08)
Post by: cogi_yoshi on September 10, 2009, 07:13:18 AM

A song fic! Well, a song with a different lyrics based on Sayumi's POV. I made this while listening to Beyonce's 'If I Were a Boy'.XD

If I Have A Blog by Sayumi Michishige


If a had a blog even just for a day
I will write all the news about me
The latest fashion items and go

Rant my beauty tips
But I changed my mind
I’d rather keep it a secret
So I will remain as the cutest girl
This world has ever seen

If I have a blog
I think they could understand
I’m not that narcissistic
Really, I’m just tellin’ the truth

I think it’s better
Than my own radio show
My voice sounds hoarse from the talking
And tired from all the recording
Then they tell me that I’m out of tune

If I have a blog
then I could rest my voice
I’ll just spend an hour typing
About what happened in our dance practice

I’ll take out my cam
And capture pictures of me
With my famous Usa-chan peace
And then I will upload it, to my blog

If I have a blog
I can type ‘kamikitta’
Finish it a lot faster
And know how to put question mark

I taught Reina that
During Haromoni
Even babies can do that one
It’s good to know she has weakness
And now I know that I’m much better

A lot of people say that I’m a weakling
I beg to disagree
There’s a reason behind it
Don’t want to ruin my make up
If I’ll sweat

But it’s just a blog
I’ll write anything
yeah, I’ll write everything, oh!
Involving the girls of Momusu
That our fans don’t usually know

Yossie’s really a pimp
And Eri’s with Reina
Just read all the fanfics, they are true
I will not give you the pairings
They might graduate me for spilling it
I won’t make a blog

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Inside the Elevator Series 09/08)
Post by: cogi_yoshi on September 10, 2009, 07:14:54 AM

The Wedding

Former Morning Musume leader Miki Fujimoto (24) and comedian Tomoharu Shoji (33) are engaged to be married. Both of their agencies announced the big news on Tuesday.

Their relationship was first discovered in May 2007, which led to Fujimoto's graduation from Morning Musume. Now, after two years of dating, they have decided to tie the knot. They reportedly plan to register the marriage in July, but they have not yet determined a date for the wedding ceremony. There are no plans for a press conference regarding the announcement.

Fujimoto plans to continue in show business, but it is said that the home will be her priority.
~Tokyograph News




Later in July…somewhere around Las Vegas

“Hey.. Congrats Miki!”

“Thanks Rika..” Miki gleefully said over her phone.

“You know, you should have done that wedding here in our country so the girls can go too.”

“Well, Shoji wanted our marriage to be private… and besides, after the wedding… next will be the honeymoon.. You know what I mean.”

“Hahaha… the groping demon strikes again!!! Anyways… Congrats on your wedding. It’s so sudden..Just like Tsuji and Iida-san… You’re lucky Yossie didn’t lecture you just like what she did with Tsuji. Oh I just remembered that I need to find her.”

“Goodluck on finding Yossie. Hey, I better get going. Shoji’s already waiting.”

“Sure..Congrats! See you soon! I really hope I can go there in Hawaii but I'm busy here in Seattle." Miki closed her phone and left it at the dresser. She got out of the room and went to the chapel where her groom was waiting for her.

“You’re late.” Shoji said. “Your groom’s been waiting for you for the last ten minutes.”

“Well, I just had a phone conversation with Rika.” At that moment, Miki’s 'groom' appeared from behind her.

“She isn’t angry about me vanishing from our Hangry and Angry concert tour right?”

“Nopes… she just wished me good luck... and then she wished that she was in 'Hawaii' to attend the wedding... and then she remembered that she needed to find you.” Suddenly, the marriage officer came out from the door in front of them.

“Are the two couples already here?”

“Yes!” All of them replied.

“Then, I’ll start the ceremony. Let’s start from the first couple. Do you, Hitomi Yoshizawa, take Miki Fujimoto as your lawfully wedded wife…

“I do… can we skip to the kissing already?”

“Can’t you just wait for a little bit…. Aherm… Miki Fujimoto do you take..”

“I DO! Can we kiss now!?!”

“Uhhm…yeah… Aherm… Do you Shoji Tomoharu take Kenichi Miyazawa to be your lawfully wedded husband…” The officer looked at the two boys already kissing in front of him.

“Yada yada…. Ok fine..Just kiss him…It’s finished! You’re both officially wedded now! Go to your honeymoon! Here are the papers… I already signed it..Gaahhh… Can’t you both wait to get a room?!”

The End

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (If I Have a Blog and The Wedding 09/09)
Post by: rndmnwierd on September 10, 2009, 07:21:19 AM

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :imdead:

The wedding!

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (If I Have a Blog and The Wedding 09/09)
Post by: JFC on September 10, 2009, 08:22:48 AM

Quote from: cogi_yoshi on September 10, 2009, 07:02:45 AM

@JFC- Yup... on Jpopmusic and on Hello To You.. ahahaha... My other online name's Murasaki_Aoi.. :D

Aha! Well, welcome to JPH!P. :)



If I Have A Blog by Sayumi Michishige
All of a sudden I flashbacked to that HM@ ep where they had the typing challenge and Sayu got pwned by the kid and she typed "kuyashi desu" at the end. :lol:



The Wedding
Sweet! VEGAS! :w00t:


Osnap! Secret YoMiki wedding!  :rockon:



Oshit! ShojiKen!
:on lol: :rofl: :mon lmao: XD :kekeke:

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (If I Have a Blog and The Wedding 09/09)
Post by: kRisZ on September 11, 2009, 02:58:29 PM

Inside the Elevator

Yay!  :cow:

Quote

Sayumi removed her lips on Eri’s (still in a trance-like mode) and started unbuttoning her victim’s clothes. Risa immediately came to the rescue of her ‘other’ best friend by pulling Sayu away. She helped the still seemingly unaware Eri, stand up and fixed her clothing.

 :rofl:  :rofl:



If I Have A Blog by Sayumi Michishige


 XD

Quote

I won’t make a blog

 :lol:



The Wedding

Quote

“She isn’t angry about me vanishing from our Hangry and Angry concert tour right?”

 :shocked  YoMiki!  :w00t:

Quote

“Then, I’ll start the ceremony. Let’s start from the first couple. Do you, Hitomi Yoshizawa, take Miki Fujimoto as your lawfully wedded wife…

“I do… can we skip to the kissing already?”

“Can’t you just wait for a little bit…. Aherm… Miki Fujimoto do you take..”

“I DO! Can we kiss now!?!”

“Uhhm…yeah… Aherm… Do you Shoji Tomoharu take Kenichi Miyazawa to be your lawfully wedded husband…” The officer looked at the two boys already kissing in front of him.

“Yada yada…. Ok fine..Just kiss him…It’s finished! You’re both officially wedded now! Go to your honeymoon! Here are the papers… I already signed it..Gaahhh… Can’t you both wait to get a room?!”

 :wahaha:   :wahaha:   :wahaha:

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (If I Have a Blog and The Wedding 09/09)
Post by: cogi_yoshi on September 14, 2009, 07:26:01 PM

@ JFC- thanks... and what HM@ episode is that? I just watched the reina scene on youtube.. XD

I see lots of laughing smileys here.... Hmm, I think I'll change it for now... I wrote some...fluff(?) oneshot... Guess who's the pairing.ahahaha.. I based my ideas on their DVD magazine vol.23, platinum 9 concert and gravure television...Ahahaha... Enjoy. I'll just post this one because I have work early in the morning and it's like 1am here.. :doh:

Enjoy! I hope the title will give you some hints on the pairing.. :lol:




Shaman King



“Nihao! It’s time for your English lesson!” Junjun beamed as soon as the door opened up. The shorter girl in front meticulously scanned her from head to toe until her eyes widened from the sudden shock.

“WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!”

“I just want to help you with your English skills for free.”

“Reina’s alright with her English… and I thought I told you that you can’t come in my house?!?”

“Datte~… Datte~” Junjun tried to convince her sempai using her cutesy voice.

“Don’t give me that tone! I already told you that it creeps me out!”

The tall girl laughed at the way her sempai reacted. After a five-minute battle of words and wits (not to mention the battle of pushing and pulling the door) Reina finally let her visitor enter her abode. She gestured Junjun to sit on the sofa while she got some drinks for them in the kitchen. No matter how irritated she was at the moment… she still must be a good host to her guest. But the moment she came back, her patience level escalated.

“Woah sugoi Tanaka-san! It feels like… like… a house…” Reina’s eye twitched at the weird remark.

“It really is a HOUSE!”

“I know, but I really thought that your house would be purple in color and there would be lots of yakuza-like things. You know, samurai swords, guns, skull ornaments…”

“CHOTTO!!! I know you hang out a lot with Eri but please, try to have some protection against her weirdness because you sounded like her just now.” Reina tried to maintain her serious look but on the inside, she wanted to roll on the floor and laugh her heart out. After all, what can you expect from the ‘Atomic Aho’ of the group.

“Ehh? I sounded like her?” Reina saw Junjun looked at the ceiling, immersed with deep thought.
“Yeah, that one’s so Eri-like. It looks like she’s not the Junjun whom I know before. Eri must have abducted her and messed her mind but putting some weird device or something. And now, maybe Junjun’s communicating with queen Eri.”
“Can I cut your communication with the eriens and let’s settle this, ok? I may have some yankee image, but I’m not definitely a Yakuza and yes, I like purple a lot, but I’m NOT OBSESSED with it. There’s a huge difference in that, got it?”

“Hai! Got it! So now, let’s proceed with your English lesson!” Junjun replied cheerily. Reina cringed at the mention of Junjun’s purpose. She grabbed her back pack and started unpacking her English books that her mother sent. “I watched your HaroMoni English Lesson and you really need to study your English. Oh yeah, your party party quote knocked me out and I have a theory that Yoshizawa-san and Ishikawa-san’s group name was originally derived from that episode. You know, when Camus-sensei asked whether you’re ANGRY in that incident, you answered HUNGRY. I bet they just changed ‘U’ with ‘A’  and that’s how they came up with Hangry and Angry.” Reina blinked several times at the way Junjun was thinking and conclude that Eri must have done something with their kouhai. She made a mental note to have a serious talk with her friend later, that is, if Eri will take her seriously.

“I already told you, I’m okay with my English. It’s our day off and I don’t want to spend it by frustrating my mind with studying. I need to relax too! Tomorrow we will have a photo shoot for Gravure Magazine and Reina really needs a rest.” Junjun’s smile didn’t vanish even when her sempai turned down her offer. Instead she gladly returned her books inside her bag.

“So then, let’s relax together! I brought some foods for us.” As Junjun returned her books, she pulled out a bundle of bananas.

“Why am I not surprised?” Reina replied sarcastically. What can she expect from the banana-loving girl of Morning Musume. “Well, I don’t want to eat that like I’m some sort of a monkey… Do you want some banana-split? I have a chocolate flavored ice cream in the freezer?” Junjun nodded wildly. She didn’t particularly dislike Junjun and she’s really not that harsh towards her before. It’s just that she’s somewhat annoyed at her kouhai when she practically came to her house even though she clearly stated, even in front of their many fans, that Junjun can’t come. But a smaller part of her thanked Junjun’s boldness to go against her. She got the bundle and turned on her t.v before going back to the kitchen.

…………………..
Junjun scanned the channels as Reina was preparing their delicious banana-split. She paused at a certain channel showing a well-known but old anime.

“Hey! They are replaying Shaman King!”
Junjun watched the first few seconds showing a scene on Jun Tao and Ren Tao and her mind drifted off.
Tanaka-san is like Ren. She’s hard on the outside but a real softie inside. She would fight for what she believes in but will fight more for the sake of her friends. She shows fake anger to hide her embarrassment.”

Junjun continued to watch the said anime and then she made a decision as the next scene focused on Jun Tao.
“Jun Tao… is like me. I’m Chinese. I support Tanaka-san even though she can’t feel it. I love her even though she doesn’t know it. A doujinshi that I’ve read before has a Jun-Ren incestual relationship… it will be the same for us because a girl to girl love is a taboo in our society. But then, it’s still possible to tell your feelings out loud. I wasn’t joking when I told her I like her in our Platinum 9 concert. I wasn’t good in acting out the third party because I DON’T want to be a third party for Tanaka-san. If only Shige-san wasn’t there…”

………….
Reina grinded some pine nuts and sprinkled in on top of their dessert. She put the two plates on a tray together with some cold juice and walked towards her dining area. She stopped on her tracks when she saw Junjun intently watching Shaman King. Her eyes lingered on Junjun’s calm but serious face. She bit her lip and tried to remove the thought that was trying to cloud her mind.

“Yabai! Not good Rein.. She’s just doing a ‘fan service’ when she told you she liked you and nothing else. Get a grip and try to act cool and cold if you have to.”
 “Here’s our food… Are you sure you didn’t steal this from Saru-chan?” Junjun removed her gaze from the tv and looked at her questioningly.

“Saru… chan?”

“Ai-chan.” Junjun blinked for a while before laughing out loud. Reina joined her laughing fit a little while later. They spent their day, laughing and talking about various things but when it’s almost time for Junjun to go home, the cheery atmosphere vanished.

“Uhhm, thanks for dropping by.” Reina said without looking directly at Junjun’s eyes.

“I should be the one who should thank you. I really had fun staying here.” Junjun replied awkwardly.
“Should I tell her? It’s now or never..”
Junjun took a deep breath before finally having the courage to look at Reina’s face rather than the floor. “Tanaka-san… I want you to know… That I’ll be Jun Tao for you.” Reina was puzzled at what her kouhai said and eventually looked up to face her. At first, she was thinking that Junjun was a victim of Eri’s weirdness but that thought vanished when she saw the seriousness etched on Junjun’s face.

“I… I don’t get what you mean.”

“You’re Ren Tao.. and I’m Jun Tao. You always do things alone but I’ll be there for you, silently supporting you all the way.”

“Ehh? W..why?” Reina held her breath while waiting for Junjun’s answer. Would her prayers be answered or a life of sorrow will await her.

“Because I’m serious when I told you on stage that I like you.” Reina’s tears fell at that instant. She was over whelmed with happiness. Her ‘indirect’ effort was not put to waste. She really liked Junjun. On their DVD Magazine while they were having a photo shoot for Platinum 9, she purposely made that ‘couple act’. She wanted to feel how it will be like if Junjun was her lover. She definitely didn’t want Junjun to be cheating on her but, it’s hard to control the scenes if there were three persons. She really wished before that Sayu wasn’t there at that moment but it doesn’t matter to her now.

Junjun now has a worried look upon her face. She didn’t know why Reina suddenly cried like a child but she let her body moved on its own accord. She embraced Reina tightly and let her cried on her chest.

“You… don’t… know how… happy I am…. Right now…” Reina said in between her sobs.

“Finally, it’s a Jun-Ren pairing from now on.”

……………..
“Arigatou gozaimasu~!”

“Arigatou”

“O-ha~”

“I better sit down, right?”

“It’s been a… why? Stand up!”

“When I stand up, we…”

“Kareshi desu..”

“Kanojo desu..”

“Juno… Jun is fine, right? Hey Jun,”

“Yes?”

“Today, we’re on a date huh?”

“That’s right.”

“In this extensive…. Grass? Grass? What to say?”

“Grass?”

“In a field!”

“That’s it.”

“Ah, assemble now. Off we go. Bye bye!”

The two smiled sweetly at the camera as they walked hand in hand to meet with the others. They told the world that they were lovers. It depends on the one who watched it whether to take it seriously or not. As for them, they were dead serious about this matter and confessing their love in front of the camera was the thing that differentiates them from the anime Shaman King. Jun was contented at silently looking out for her little brother and Ren Tao always pretended that he didn’t care for his friends. The Tao siblings NEVER admitted to each other, out loud, the feelings that they were holding inside.

They just did.

The End

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Shaman King- 09/14)
Post by: kuro808 on September 14, 2009, 08:00:48 PM

It was rather weird and funny at the same time.  The Jun and reina english portion must have been from the concert of Jun showing her English books correct?  I have no idea about Shaman King but it seemed interesting to me.  Good Job

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Shaman King- 09/14)
Post by: rndmnwierd on September 14, 2009, 10:34:17 PM

Do I sense that you like Shaman King a little? lol. This was a little oddly written but I absolutely loved the part at the end. So cute!

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Shaman King- 09/14)
Post by: badsaints on September 15, 2009, 08:13:56 AM

Now I can't watch the Platinum concert & Gravure interview without thinking of your story :wub: Jun-Ren is not my fave pairing but this is too cute :heart:

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Shaman King- 09/14)
Post by: Hotaru on September 15, 2009, 12:33:26 PM

Aw, how adorable!

This is the first story I've ever read that had JunRei in it. XD

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Shaman King- 09/14)
Post by: JFC on September 16, 2009, 07:10:29 AM

Quote from: cogi_yoshi on September 14, 2009, 07:26:01 PM

@ JFC- thanks... and what HM@ episode is that? I just watched the reina scene on youtube.. XD

Episode 27 [2007.10.07] :thumbsup



Shaman King
Osnap ReinaJun! Not just fanservice anymore! :rockon:
   

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Shaman King- 09/14)
Post by: lil_hamz on September 16, 2009, 02:05:37 PM

I have to admit, the JunRei pairing is completely new for me. Yet because you wrote this so well, I can actually picturing it happening in my mind. Well done! :twothumbs

Oh and Kagami? Brilliant, just brillant :oops: KameShige = :heart:

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Shaman King- 09/14)
Post by: kRisZ on September 16, 2009, 04:42:49 PM

Quote

“Woah sugoi Tanaka-san! It feels like… like… a house…” Reina’s eye twitched at the weird remark.

“It really is a HOUSE!”

“I know, but I really thought that your house would be purple in color and there would be lots of yakuza-like things. You know, samurai swords, guns, skull ornaments…”

 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Shaman King- 09/14)
Post by: cogi_yoshi on September 17, 2009, 03:18:17 AM

@kurosawa87- yep, that's their platinum 9 concert :D
@rndmnwierd- yah... I like it.. XD
@badsaints - ahahaha... I corrupted your mind.. XD
@JFC- I wish that it's really true!!! But... uhh... I like it better with TanaKamei... :onioncheer:
@lil_hamz - thanks.. :love:
@ kRisZ - Ahahaha..glad to know you still like my funny fics.. :XD

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Shaman King- 09/14)
Post by: cogi_yoshi on September 17, 2009, 03:25:24 AM

this next one is a continuation of Inside the Elevator... Well, based it more on my experience when I'm talking in the phone at midnight and when I read a fic (forgot the title) about Eri sleep talking..well, well... just read on...XD



How to React to a Confession (Part 5 of Inside the Elevator)


“Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah”

“Uh uh… yup…and then?”

“Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah…..”

“*Yawn* yeah.. hmmm, uhuh… sou~”

“Blah blah blah blah blah blah…. Eri?”

“…”

“Hey Eri! Are you even listening to what I’m saying?”

“….”

“ERI!!!! ARE YOU ASLEEP?!?”

“Huh?!? What?!?” Eri replied

“Did you fall asleep on me just now?”

“No… I was listening intently on what you’re saying. And I was remembering something funny that I suddenly became silent. You know me.”

“Oh you remembered something funny?”

“uhhh… yeah?” Eri’s response was more of a question than a statement. She didn’t want to lie to her friend but she has no choice. Sayu will feel very bad if she learned that she FELL ASLEEP but it was actually Sayu’s fault in the first place. She glanced at her digital clock beside her bed. It’s been six hours already since their ‘conversation’ started.

“Well, anyways back to my story…blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah….”

“Here we go again”

……………………
“Uhuh… ok… hhhmm…huh? and then? yeah….... so… ok… it’s alright with me…really……sure…………..”

“Eri!!!”

“Huh?!? Yeah? I’m listening… I’m just checking my mail that’s why I became silent for a while.”
“Geez, now I know how Reina felt. If this keeps up, I’ll really fall asleep and it’ll be hard for her to wake me up. Sayu can’t tell that I’m already sleep-talking earlier. Bad thing is that I can’t remember what I’m saying.”

“Really? SO who mailed you?” Eri paused for a while. No one mailed her for the last five hours so she thought that the last message would be enough for the doubting Sayu. She’ll just mail Reina later and tell her that the last message was at 3 in the morning. She did help her earlier so Reina should help her too.

“Reina. She just said good luck and goodnight.”

“Reina? Now why would she mail you at this time?”

“Uhh, because she’s my friend too and she experienced yesterday what I’m going through right now so she was just checking me out.”

“Ohh… Ok, I’ll let you sleep now.”
“Finally!” Eri rejoiced inwardly. At last, her friend was letting her sleep, she’s luckier than Reina who just slept for about an hour while she can sleep for another four hours. “Just don’t forget our date tomorrow at nine in the morning. In front of the Up-Front Building. I love you! oSAYUMI!!!”

“What the…. EHHH?!?! A DATE?!?!? Since when?!” Eri tried to remember what her friend was telling her earlier but the most that she can remember was the rambling of her friend about her looks and some cute things that she saw. She decided to give up thinking and let sleep fall on her.

…………………
“Hey Eri, is it alright if I’m going to tell you something?”

“Uhuh”

“But please don’t feel grossed out or something or jeopardize our friendship.”

“ok…”

“Honestly, What I told earlier. About me liking Reina. That was just lie. I was really trying to vie for a position as a leader nothing else.”

“hhmm”

” Promise! It’s the truth! I thought that if I became the leader, I can do anything that I want… Including my selfish reasons... with you.”

“huh?”

“I took the chance to kiss you last week, when you were really ‘knocked out’ on that Yomiki scene in the elevator… because I really like you… A LOT.”

“and then?”

“Then I thought that I’ll be using my leadership powers to make you fall for me, that is if you don’t feel the same way towards me. I’ll be the first one to break that leader-sub leader thing if you’re not my partner. But remember what Koharu said earlier?”

“ yeah…”

“If it’s in seniority, I don’t have a problem because it’s you who I’m with.”

“ so…”

“So I’m taking this opportunity to ask you on a date tomorrow. It’s our rest day right? I’ll see you in front of Up- Front building at 9. I’ll take you to my favorite places which I know for sure, you will like.”

“ok…”

“Are you sure it’s okay? You’re not disgusted with me for liking you?”

“it’s alright with me…”

“really?”

“really……”

“So by this…I think… we’re officially a couple now?”

“sure...”

“Yatta!!! YEy! You don’t know how happy I am right now… I love you Eri.”

“…..”

“Eri?”

“……”

“ERI!!!”

……………..
“HOLY CRAP SO THAT WAS IT?!?!?”

“What was, ‘so that was it thing that you’re talking about?” Eri gazed at the person in front of her. She glanced at the clock and it showed her that it’s just eight in the morning.

“EHHH?!?! SAYU?!?! What are you doing here?!?!”

“I know I said that we have a date at nine but since you’re my girlfriend now… I thought that it’s sweet to pick you up. And besides, sometimes you become tardy and come up thirty minutes late.”

“HUH?!?! Ehh??!? EHHHHH?!?!”

“I know you hang-out with Gaki-san a lot but please, stop being the second ‘reaction queen’.”

“NANI?!? USO!!! USO!!! I’m not like Gaki-san!!!”

“You should hear yourself just now. Anyways, I watched your Futarigoto before I went here.”
“Oh yeah, I talked about her in there… WHAT THE?!?!”

“Very reliable but very spaced out too… She’s really mysterious. You know this mystery can be solved because I’m telling you the answer right now.” Eri backed away a little, she’s not used to ‘this’ Sayu. Well, she’s still her friend Sayu… but the one talking right now is the ‘mysterious’ Sayu.

“I’m spaced-out because I fell for you right there at the audition. I’m mysterious because I liked you right from the start.”

“And I like Umeboshi!” Eri didn’t know what came to her mind to say that thing. All she wanted to do was to divert the topic for she didn’t know how to react to her friend’s confessions.

“Huh? Ok… And I like Spaghetti… So I’ll call you my Umeboshi.. and you call me Spaghetti.”

“Ok. But it sounded a bit weird. More like stupid. But I’m the Atomic Aho of the group right? So I guess, I’m not in the right position to say that. Right?” Sayu smiled. Her friend can be really weird most of the times but still, it’s that character of hers that made her fall for her.

“Yeah, but I still love you nonetheless.” Sayumi moved forward and kissed her friend on the lips. Eri’s mind went blank but after a few seconds, her eyes slowly widened at the shock.

“DID YOU JUST KISS ME?!?”

“ahh yeah?” Sayumi replied nervously.

“ON THE LIPS?!?”

“yeah?”

“THEN THAT WILL MAKE US OFFICIALLY DATING NOW, RIGHT?!?” Sayumi nodded in response. Eri was freaking out and she’s somewhat scared. She was talking about Eri earlier about this and she can clearly remember that her friend answered that she will not feel grossed out or anything. But what her friend was showing right now was the complete opposite of it.

“GEEZ?!? Why didn’t you tell me earlier?! Come on! We have a date in less than” Eri glanced at the clock beside her bed, “twenty minutes!”

“I did tell you about it on the phone.”

“Since we’re officially a couple now… would you please not get angry at me when I tell you that I really fell asleep on you while we’re talking on the phone.”

“Ehh? But you were still responding…”

“I’m sleep talking. Most of the time.”

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (How to React to a Confession- 09/16)
Post by: rndmnwierd on September 17, 2009, 04:46:44 AM

 :lol: :lol: Eri.

BTW, I happened to run into a few of the stories you posted on JPM. You should post some here, I remembered really getting a kick out of the Sadako vs Kayako (or whatever) one. And the end to Miss Momusu 2007, with a shout-out to rokun.  XD

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (How to React to a Confession- 09/16)
Post by: JFC on September 17, 2009, 05:35:30 AM

How to React to a Confession (Part 5 of Inside the Elevator)

Omgass this was so hilariously awesome!
:on lol:

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (How to React to a Confession- 09/16)
Post by: kuro808 on September 17, 2009, 10:35:50 AM

 :on lol: :on lol:

totally fast paced and hilarious, Eri must have been just reacting at 100 rpm (reactions per minute)

Any way good job

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (How to React to a Confession- 09/16)
Post by: kRisZ on September 17, 2009, 02:22:00 PM

Oh god of gods   :wahaha:  :wahaha:  :wahaha:  damn

Quote from: cogi_yoshi on September 17, 2009, 03:18:17 AM

@ kRisZ - Ahahaha..glad to know you still like my funny fics.. :XD

like.?. no, I love your funny fics

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (How to React to a Confession- 09/16)
Post by: badsaints on September 17, 2009, 05:33:23 PM

I'm so glad you continued with this part. Sayu is hilarious as usual :lol: Eri is just being...Eri :lol:

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“GEEZ?!? Why didn’t you tell me earlier?! Come on! We have a date in less than” Eri glanced at the clock beside her bed, “twenty minutes!”

I LOVE this part! XD

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (How to React to a Confession- 09/16)
Post by: writerjunkie on September 17, 2009, 10:56:32 PM

Ahhh more Kameshige fics!  :love: *swoons* This one was so cute and funny. What type of nickname is umeboshi for the person you date?! XD I like this pairing so much for their oddness and yet they still manage to remain cute. Thanks for this one it made me all happy and squeal, but you don't want to know about the squealing part. lol

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (How to React to a Confession- 09/16)
Post by: cogi_yoshi on September 19, 2009, 07:54:29 AM

Ahahaha..thanks for all the wonderful comments... :love:

Quote from: writerjunkie on September 17, 2009, 10:56:32 PM

What type of nickname is umeboshi for the person you date?! XD

It's Eri... anything can happen with Eri.. :LOL

Quote from: rndmnwierd on September 17, 2009, 04:46:44 AM

:lol: :lol: Eri.

BTW, I happened to run into a few of the stories you posted on JPM. You should post some here, I remembered really getting a kick out of the Sadako vs Kayako (or whatever) one. And the end to Miss Momusu 2007, with a shout-out to rokun.  XD

yeah... I'm addicted to Rokun's a little girl's odyssey that time..XD



Miss Momusu 2007


Nakai: "And now, for the Ms. Congeniality award...ms. Niigaki Risa!!"

Risa: "EHHH?!?! HOUTOU NI?!? OH MY GOSH... I can't believe it!!!"

Risa approached Tsunku for the award

Risa: "I would like to thank my family...friends and all the fa...Ehh?!?!"

Tsunku grabbed the mike from Risa

Tsunku: *whispered* This is not the Oscar awards....."Ahermm... And now, for the Ms. Photogenic award...

Sayu: *Thinks* "I'm sure I will win that award.. Nobody can resist my Usa-Chan charm."

Eri: *Thinks* "Look at Sayu grinning at herself. I'm sure she thinks she will win the award. I would like to see her face when Tsunku will announce my name instead of hers."

Tsunku: "The winner....ms. Kusumi Koharu!!"

Sayu and Eri: "NANDATTO!!??!"

Kusumi got the award from Nakai, waves to the crowd, and to Sayu and Eri

Nakai:"The Best in Swimsuit award goes to...Kamei Eri!!"

Eri: *thinks* At least I won an award...

Nakai: " And now, the part you've all been waiting for... The Question and Answer portion!! It will determine who will win the Miss Momusu 2007 award! We will start with ms. Michishige, the rest of you, kindly put on your earphones... Please pick a number from this box...She picked... Judge no. 3.. You may now ask her your question."

Mari: "What would you do if you have a very large pimple on your face and you have a photoshoot that day?"

Sayu: "Ahhhm... Ehhh... I think... I think I can't mask it with a make-up because it may irritate it more and destroy my beautiful, flawless skin... I think I will ask the agency to re-schedule my photoshoot for that day. That's all, thank you!"

Tsunku: "Thank you, Ms. Michishige... And Now, may we call on Ms. Yoshizawa Hitomi!"

Yossie picked number 5..

Nakai: "Judge no.5, please ask her a question"

Rika: "A lot of Hello Project girls have been linked to you... But I know 3 girls who are close to you. And those 3 have been paired to you in many fanfic sites. Out of these 3, who will you choose as a girlfriend for real: Miki, Maki...or Me?

Yossie: "*sweat drops* Tha...that's a very hard question... Can't I just choose the 3 of you?"

Rika: "No! You only have to chose one!"

After 10 seconds of silence...

Yossie: *whispered* "you"...

Tsunku: "What? Who did you chose?"

Yossie: "I chose.. (looks into Rika's eyes).. Ishikawa Rika."

Rika: "OK!!! No more further questions...Next!"

Tsunku:" Alright... *sweatdrops*.. We now call Ms. Tanaka!"

Nakai: "Reina picked no. 1.. Judge Goto, kindly give her your question."
Reina blushed

Maki: "In your opinion... Is it ok for you to love a person who's older than you?"

Reina: *blushes even more* " Ahhm... For me, age doesn't matter. Even if the person I loved is older than me (looks straight into Maki's eyes)...Or even if that person seems out of my grasps... I will do everything for her...err...that person so she...err..that person will love me back.That's all, thank you."

Maki smiled sheepishly at Reina

Nakai: (looks back and forth at Reina and Maki)..."Ok, next we have, MS. Takahashi! Please pick a number."

Ai: "Judge no. 2 please.."

Tsunku: "Goodluck to you... Nakazawa-san, please ask her your question"

Yuuko: " If you belong to some secret organization... And in order for you to gain power and their trust, they ordered you to kill your friend...let's say... They want you to kill Miki... What would you do?"

Miki: *thinks* Does Nakazawa has a hidden grudge on me?

Ai: " I think I will kill Miki..."

Miki: "NANI!?! So do you want to..hmmmph.."
Yossie covered the sub leader's mouth...

Yuuko: "Is that all?"

Ai: " Hai, that's all, thank you!"

Nakai: *thinks* What a girl.... "And the last one to answer, may we call on, Ms. Fujimoto!"

Miki gives her famous death glare to Ai

Nakai: "The last judge to ask a question is ms. Aya Matsuura."

Aya: "I know that you like Momusu a lot... And we have a special unit called GAM... You were close to Hitomi in Momusu, and you're my bestfriend..If you were to chose between the two, who will it be.... Hitomi in Momusu...Or ME in GAM?"

Miki: *sweatdrops* "Ehh?!? What a stupid question! Could you make a more sensible one?"

Aya: "Just because you find it hard to answer, it doesn't mean that its a stupid question... Now answer it!"

Miki: *gulp*... I guess, I will choose you and GAM..because..."

Aya: "Good answer!!!"

Miki: "Ehh?!?'

Tsunku: "While we wait, let us watch a performance from our special guest from Korea! She will sing the korean version of Renai Revolution 21... Let us welcome ms. Hyun Young with her Love Revolution 02!!"


After the performance...

Nakai: "We will now announce the winner...Starting from the 4th runner up....Ms. Sayumi Michishige!!!"

Tsunku: "For the third runner up, please congratulate...Ms. Reina Tanaka!!"

Nakai: "Our second runner up goes to.... Ms. Ai Takahashi!"

Tsunku: "I will announce first the 1st runner up, the one whose name will not be mentioned will automatically become the Ms. Momusu 2007!! Our last year's winner will present the award... May we call on, Ms. Makoto Ogawa!"

Makoto: Arrives at the stage with the crown and the sash..

Tsunku: "And the 1st runner up...Ms. Miki Fujimoto!!! We have ms. Hitomi Yoshizawa as our new Ms. Momusu for 2007!!!"

Makoto put the crown on Hitomi's head and pinned the sash on her dress
Makoto: "Congratulations!"

Hitomi: "Thanks!"

Tsunku: "By that, we now conclude that Ms. Hitomi Yoshizawa will be the next Momusu who will graduate this year... We now end our program, Good evening everyone!!"

Hitomi: "NANI!?!?"

The End

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (How to React to a Confession- 09/16)
Post by: cogi_yoshi on September 19, 2009, 07:56:57 AM

Sadako vs Kayako

“What’s scarier than your grandma changing into an Orangutan? Or fake teeth chasing you? What about hearing a little girl crying ‘Tatsuya’? I’ll tell you what’s scary… SADAKO.”

“Ehh? Nande? Nande?!” Clione-kun vanished from the television and was replaced by static noises. Suddenly, the monitor showed a scene from the 1997 Japanese horror movie, The Ring.

“EEEYYYYAAA!!!” The Morning Musume girls started screaming just from seeing the ever famous well from the movie. The girl co-host covered her ears and closed her eyes. Ai Takahashi started tearing up a bit while screaming to the staffs to stop playing the tape. But their screams were unheard. They saw Sadako coming up from the well, getting out of the monitor, and…

“KYAAAAA!!!!!!” Sadako’s eyes scared the wits out of them. And as if their sufferings are not enough, a real-life Sadako came out from beneath the television. The girls quickly ran away from their seats. Mari Yaguchi was crying while Hitomi Yoshizawa was smiling nervously from the silly joke that the show arranged for them.

……………………………..


“They’re so mean!” Risa suddenly exclaimed. The other girls looked back at the four girls sitting on the back row of the bus. Ai quickly covered her friend’s mouth and said sorry to the rest of the members.

“Kindly lower your voice a little bit.” Makoto whispered. She was somewhat guilty for what happened that day for it was her dream that was used. She looked outside the window. It was raining hard but she could see a faint outline of a creepy looking house. She felt her hairs stood up. Something was definitely wrong. They were in the city but there are no other cars to be seen. Also, the tall buildings and people walking along the street were replaced by birds and other night animals hiding in the trees.

“A haunted house.” The timid new member suddenly said. Makoto checked whether it was directed to her but the speaker was just talking loudly to her seatmate.
“How do you know that, Kamei-san?” Makoto heard Michishige asked. She knew that eavesdropping is bad but she can’t help it. Her curiosity’s taking the best out of her so she continued her listening.

“Well, you can base it from its looks. And besides, a friend told me that haunted houses nowadays look pretty normal. You won’t know it’s a haunted house unless you stepped inside it… Wanna try?” Eri looked at her straight in her eyes without blinking. Michishige swallowed a lump forming on her throat before giving her answer.
“I WILL NEVER GO INSIDE THAT HOUSE!” Michishige finished. Suddenly, all of them jolted forwards. The driver stepped on the breaks to stop the bus from colliding with the fallen tree trunk on the road.

“Are all of you alright? Does anyone of you got hurt badly?” Makoto could clearly hear the voice of Kaori from the front. She looked at her seatmates and shouted that they were ok. They can hear Kaori reprimanding the driver.

“Geez, what a nice coincidence to stop right in front of that house.” Tanaka scoffed at Michishige and Kamei. Apparently, she had been listening to the scary stories that the two have been telling each other since they boarded that bus.
“Di… did you know that it’s a haunted house?” Michishige asked, somewhat scared upon realizing the situation they are in right now.

“Hmmm… I just heard it from the two of you earlier.” Reina grinned. “Don’t worry, maybe those HEY! HEY! HEY! guys are not yet finished with us. Maybe the driver’s their accomplice and he tried to bring us here for more of those scary tactics.”

“Ehhh?!? If what you’re saying is true… then I want to go home now!” Natsumi shouted. Kaori asked her to check the girls from the back so she didn’t expect to hear that scary story coming from the new member. And the news spread like fire. Mari Yaguchi held tightly on the leader’s shirt, the ‘twins’ hugged each other while screaming, Ai Takahashi reverted back on her “Fukui” accent and was now screaming together with the gokkies. Rika squeezed herself in the middle of the other screaming members while Miki Fujimoto and Hitomi Yoshizawa seemed undaunted by it.

“Is this still part of the show?” Kaori asked. The driver shook his head and from what she can see, either the driver is a very good actor or he’s really telling the truth. Kaori looked outside. She can’t see why a big tree had been uprooted when there are no strong winds and definitely no typhoon.

“I’m going to check whether we can ask for help in that house. I’ll be right back. Stay here.” The driver said without waiting for the leader’s answer. Miki was seating near the window. She can see the driver knocking on the somewhat ‘empty’ house. She was getting bored of watching him when suddenly, the door opened and the driver went in. Before the door closed, she noticed a pale boy, about 6-7 years of age, sitting near the door post and looking at her intensely.

“Who’s that boy? He’s so creepy.” Miki tried to ignore it but something struck her. If the boy was sitting near the door post, the driver should notice him and stop to talk to him instead of going inside the house directly. Her line of thought was interrupted by a tap on her shoulder. She looked up and saw Hitomi leaning over from the seat in front of her.

“You looked like you’ve just seen a ghost.” Hitomi started. “A hang over from those Hey! Hey! Hey! guys?”

“No… I might have seen a real ghost just now.” Miki answered back casually, making sure that the other girls won’t hear it. Hitomi’s smile vanished.

“A pale boy?”

“Yup, ” Miki answered, “you saw it too?” Miki didn’t need to hear her answer. Just one look on Hitomi’s terrified face was enough evidence for her. The two seemed to have a silent agreement; they just keep silent about what they saw or the other girls would panic.

The rain was pouring down heavily on the roof of the stranded bus. Thirty minutes have already passed but the driver haven’t comeback yet. The leader was starting to get worried. She was somewhat feeling guilty for ‘indirectly’, she was the one who made that driver look for help.

“Hey guys, I’ll just check what happened to the driver. Mari, stay here and watch the rest.” Iida started. Miki and Hitomi looked at each other. They didn’t know what to do. They silently watched as their leader bravely walked towards the house. Hitomi couldn’t take it anymore. She stood up and ran towards her leader. Everyone was puzzled as to why Hitomi kept pulling their leader back towards the bus. Hitomi whispered something and the others almost laughed at their leader’s “usual” in trance expression. The two quickly run back.

“What happened?” Abe asked. Iida motioned the others to keep quiet for a while.

“Ano, there’s something fishy going around here. So we better stay together and WAIT here.” The moment she said that, the television on the bus was switched on. The girls were stunned as they watched “The Ring” on the monitor but the moment they saw Sadako’s hands coming out from the well, they didn’t waste any time and run outside. Hitomi and Miki didn’t want to at first but their first instinct was survival. They followed the rest of the group into the house. As soon as all of them were inside, the door suddenly closed, locking them all inside.

“What’s happening?!?” Aibon shouted in terror. Nono hugged her “twin” and screamed as well. The gokkies moved closer together while Eri tried to squeeze herself in between them. Mari ran towards Hitomi and Rika.

“Sayumi! Come over here!” Reina screamed towards her co-member who’s standing in front of a large mirror near the staircase.

“Wait! I’m trying to fix my hair!”

Miki saw something on the top of the stairs. “Hey! Look at that!” Sayumi looked up saw a hand belonging to a woman who looked a lot like Sadako with a pale boy sitting beside her… Sayumi screamed and ran back towards the group. And more screaming ensues. The leader stepped up, trying to protect her members when all of a sudden; the television set was switched on, showing Sadako. The woman crawled down the stairs, while the boy remained seated. Sadako was slowly getting out of the television. The girls have nowhere to run to so they screamed even louder.
Sadako got out and walked slowly towards the girls but…



She stepped on the other ghost woman who was crawling near her.

“AHHHHH!!!! Kuso!!! You’re going to steal again my victims?”

“I’m the first one who saw them. So just butt off Kayako.”

“I’LL KILL YOU!!!!”

“I’LL KILL YOU FIRST!!!!”

The girls were dumbfounded. There, in front of them were two ghosts pulling each other’s long hair. Miki noticed the pale boy beside him.

“I’m sorry for this scene… It will take a while before they will finish. I guess you can go home now.” With that said, the door suddenly opened. Kaori motioned the girls to run outside towards their bus.

“How will we get out of here?”Rika asked when she noticed that all of them were already seated. They forgot that the driver was still inside the “haunted house” where two ghosts were currently fighting over the right of scaring them first.

“ME! I know how to drive!” Miki volunteered. She sat over the driver’s seat and made the engine run. She stepped on the accelerator and the bus started to move. The girls were amazed at the tree which suddenly vanished into thin air and as well as Miki’s driving.

“Say Miki,” Kaori started, “when did you learn how to drive a car? You’re still not on the right age.”

The girls were waiting for Miki’s answer but it seemed like Miki was concentrating on her driving.

“Miki? Do you have a license?” Abe asked for they were nearing the main road.

“No I don’t.”

“So Miki, where did you learn how to drive?” Kaori repeated her previous question. Miki stepped on the break and looked back. The girls were stunned. They saw a boy’s pale face instead of Miki’s.

“I don’t really know. I’m only a little boy who likes to play with cars.”

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!”

The End

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Miss Momusu 2007 & Sadako Vs Kayako- 09/18)
Post by: kuro808 on September 19, 2009, 08:26:00 AM

That was quite amusing, that was quite quick pace reading.

Good job keep it up

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“So Miki, where did you learn how to drive?” Kaori repeated her previous question. Miki stepped on the break and looked back. The girls were stunned. They saw a boy’s pale face instead of Miki’s.

“I don’t really know. I’m only a little boy who likes to play with cars.”

That was funny

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Miss Momusu 2007 & Sadako Vs Kayako- 09/18)
Post by: rndmnwierd on September 19, 2009, 04:19:17 PM

You did it! Yay!

Momusu 2007, I love it! Every time I read that ending I keep expecting some kind of funny sounding music to just pop up.

Like, "NANI?"

Whomp whomp whooomp...

Or... Yeah....

Anyway, next fic. I loved that episode of (was it Hey Hey Hey?) whatever. Priceless! One of my favorite lines has got to be:

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“Sayumi! Come over here!” Reina screamed towards her co-member who’s standing in front of a large mirror near the staircase.

“Wait! I’m trying to fix my hair!”

 :lol: :lol: Sayu!

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Miss Momusu 2007 & Sadako Vs Kayako- 09/18)
Post by: badsaints on September 19, 2009, 04:42:21 PM

Oh I remember that episode! Left me on a laughing fit.

This is crazy stuff lol :lol: Damn funny XD Sadako vs Kayako? Classic :lol:

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Miss Momusu 2007 & Sadako Vs Kayako- 09/18)
Post by: cogi_yoshi on September 22, 2009, 06:27:31 PM

Quote from: rndmnwierd on September 19, 2009, 04:19:17 PM

Anyway, next fic. I loved that episode of (was it Hey Hey Hey?) whatever. Priceless!

yep. it's Hey HEy HEy.. and now, double post again..XD


Yoshizawa Team, Fujimoto Team


The weather is warm, and the sky is blue,
nothing out of the ordinary is happening or two.
But lo and behold, inside a room,
two lone figures are setting doom.
It may not be the end of the world yet for humanity
nevertheless some girls are already losing their sanity
What’s the reason for this strange phenomenon?
Well then, let’s get close to the action…

“Miki… This won’t work… its too small for me to push it in….”

“Well, that’s not my problem.... go back to your work and find a way!”

Upon hearing some strange conversations,
all girls have weird facial expressions
They’ve been listening to them for quite sometime
Enough to form strange insights, predicting the outcome

“The truth is finally revealed! They really are a couple!”

“I don’t think so, Eri… I know that Yocchan’s with Rika already… We’re both on Eco Moni so I know some of her secrets.”

“Wait… Don’t tell me… Yocchan’s cheating on Rika-chan?!?” That’s really bad…”

“I don’t really think that’s the case…”

The girl beside the two closed her wonky eyes
thinking how to add more heat to the ice
a sly grin was etched on her face
as she readied her story for the audience

“I think that Miki’s the one who has a thing for Yocchan… that is, if you watch her actions closely…”

“… I get what you mean Reina… Gaki-san, remember our discussion last week? About the ‘YoMiki’ OPV’s we’ve seen on Youtube?”

:”…Yeah… If I remember it correctly, we were talking about how Miki’s the one who’s moving first… I mean, she’s the first one to do the ‘actions’, and then Yocchan would just follow her lead… That’s what we’ve thought..”

Their whispers became silent
their looks were all different
as another weird sound escaped
that their ears quickly picked

“Woah… you’re fast… I can barely keep up with you.”

“That’s because you’re too lazy to do anything. Why don’t you try to help me at least?”

“That wouldn’t be fun… I’m not as good as you, Miki.”

“But my hands are already shaking! I really need some help here…”

“Fine… I’ll help you… Woah… its wet… are you still ok?”

“Yeah, don’t mind me, just do what you’re supposed to do.”

The girls listening from outside were having a problem
containing their blood that gushed out of their nose all of a sudden
they can’t contain their excitement anymore
they want to know the truth furthermore

“I bet its Yocchan who’s on top right now…”

“You’re right, Mako-chan… I’m sure of it…”

“If what we’ve heard is correct, it’s definitely Yocchan who’s on top!”

“No, I still say it’s Miki!!!! It’s Miki!!!”

“Yocchan!”

“Miki!”

It may seem that it’s not going to end
they thought hard how to stop the argument
Alas an idea popped into their heads
To have a bet and see what’s happening on the bed

“Those who’s in favour of Yocchan, raise your left hand… while Miki, use the right hand!”

Sayu, Eri and Mako chose the leader,
while Reina, Ai and Risa chose the latter.
The odds are even for these little girls
But then, who’s saying that there are no miracles?

“Hey, what happening here?”

“Koha-Pink!!! Who do you pick… Yocchan or Miki-chan?”

“I… I don’t get you Shige-Pink…”

“Just chose between those two….”

“Yocchan???”

“YEY!!!! It’s 4 against 3… Now let’s get inside and know who’s the winner!”

They stormed inside almost breaking the door
Only to be stunned and fall down on the floor
The two culprits were shocked at the sudden entrance
That they were looking at their kouhai’s in a state of trance

“What are you doing here?”

“Ano… uhmm… we……”

“WOAH!!!! You’re knitting! I know how to knit too…”

“That’s good Koha-chan… can you at least help me do this? My assistant’s useless in this area.”

“Hey! That’s really mean… It’s your fault for giving me such a big needle while the holes are too small for it to fit in.”

“Why are you blaming me? You should be glad that the great Fujimoto Miki’s imparting something useful to you…”

“Ano…”

“Yes, Koharu?”

“Fujimoto-san… why is this part wet?”

“Ohh, that’s because my hands were sweating that time…”

And so, no one wins the game
and no one looks for someone to blame
They learned something important that day
To find the truth first before they think someone as gay
Next time, the girls won’t make the same mistake
They won’t believe in what their ‘green’ little minds make

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Miss Momusu 2007 & Sadako Vs Kayako- 09/18)
Post by: cogi_yoshi on September 22, 2009, 06:30:15 PM

Advance Happy Birthday Maki!!!XD


Belly Touching

It’s a hot, Saturday morning. People enjoyed the benefits of air-conditioned malls during this time. They just look around, enjoying the free cold air of the store. Others were buying cold drinks or a cup of ice cream which can help equalize the heat that they are feeling. For those people with enough money, a trip to the beach will be enough to sooth their warm bodies. The cool, calming sea water and the relaxing view was enough to forget the high temperature of the day.

“Goto!”

“I will need to pack lots of  soda… and a beach ball… and I’ll invite Rika, Hitomi… Miki…

“Stand up, Goto!”

“Is someone calling me?” Reina stepped on Maki’s right foot. Maki almost screamed in pain. She noticed her teacher’s fierce eyes looking straight at her. She immediately stood up.

“Can you explain to me the procedure on how to bake a chiffon cake?” Nakazawa asked harshly. Maki smiled inwardly. She liked baking a lot. Her hobby started when she was only 7 years old. It’s a piece of cake for her to say the procedure, along with the scientific basis. She explained what her teacher wanted to hear from her and Nakazawa seemed like she’s convinced on her answer.

“Very good, Ms. Goto! Now, let’s proceed on food preservation.” Maki sat down, smiling.

“You’re lucky that it’s your favourite subject.” Reina whispered. Maki smiled at her. She was ‘somewhat’ glad that her classmate brought her back from her day dream. The only thing that she didn’t like is the way that Reina woke her up.

“Yeah…” Maki sighed. She’s bored to death right now. While her family members were having fun on the beach, she had to remain in their school for their review classes for their upcoming national test.
” Damn this review…. If not for the clearance… I won’t attend this one..”
Maki’s thoughts were distracted when her stomach grumbled. Reina almost laughed at what she heard.

“You’re hungry now? There’s still an hour before our lunch time.” Maki smiled shyly at her friend. She woke up late this morning that’s why she forgot to eat her breakfast.

“I didn’t eat breakfast. I woke up late.”

“So… that explains why your stomach’s really loud this time.” Reina whispered, careful not to let their fierce teacher see that they were not listening to her anymore.

“Yeah… I could eat a whole chicken as soon as the bell…….” Maki’s stomach grumbled again without letting her finish her sentence first. Reina pretended that she’s reading her book but the truth is; she’s trying to suppress her laugh while hiding from Nakazawa’s keen eyes.

“Laugh all you want… I don’t care at all.” Maki said stoically.

“Gomen… It’s really….” Reina was surprised when Maki got her left hand and placed it inside her shirt, right on to her stomach.

“You’re laughing because you don’t have any idea what I am feeling right now. Now can you feel it?” Reina focused all her senses on Maki’s bare stomach. She looked at Maki’s eyes when she felt the ‘grumble’.

“See?”

“Woah… I pity your stomach… If only it can tell what it feels, it will be” Reina tried to imitate a high pitched voice. “please let us eat something or we’ll destroy it!” Maki giggled at the voice that Reina produced.

“You sounded like a small rat.” Both of them laughed at the same time.

“What are you doing there?” Nakazawa roared. Reina was frozen but Maki was able to think of a nice loophole.

“Reina was just asking the difference between the curing salt and phosphate.”

“I’m glad that the two of you were listening… But please, minimize your noise!”

“Hai!” The two answered back. Unknowingly, Reina’s hand was still inside Maki’s shirt.

…………….
“Risa look, they’re doing something!” Ai whispered on her best friend. Risa looked at the direction where Ai was pointing.

“And I thought both of them were straight.”

“Woah, those two were brave. Doing things like that in during class hours.” Miki whispered.

“As if were not doing it too.” Aya answered back. Miki grinned at her lover.

“Maki never mentioned this to me… How come?” Hitomi asked herself but it was loud enough for her seatmate to hear.

“You know, there are things that even your best friend needs to hide from you.” Rika explained.

“Why? I don’t understand it… We’re supposed to be best friends. Why didn’t she tell me that she liked Reina?”

“Ano… did you tell her about us?” Rika eyed her. Hitomi looked up and thought for a while.

“No… Not yet…”

“Eri? Are you alright? You’re in a trance again. You’re really strange.” Sayumi waved her hands in front of Eri’s face.

“I’m watching something… Don’t disturb me…”

“What are you watching?” Sayumi followed Eri’s line of view and saw one of her best friend, giggling while her hands were inside her seatmate’s shirt.

“I’m envious…” Sayumi grabbed Eri’s hand and put it inside her shirt too. The other one didn’t seem to notice what her best friend did as she was busy (probably her consciousness was floating over the skies again) watching Reina and Maki.

The two involved were rather oblivious of the penetrating eyes around them, and the story that their classmates formulated. And it all started from Maki’s growling stomach.

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Yoshizawa Team, Fujimoto Team & Belly Touching- 09/22)
Post by: kuro808 on September 22, 2009, 07:39:24 PM

Yoshizawa Team, Fujimoto Team

I had to be thinking something sick until the knitting part came out :lol:

Belly Touching

Wow for that much commotion for touching one's belly and its Reina and Maki interesting   :twothumbs

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Yoshizawa Team, Fujimoto Team & Belly Touching- 09/22)
Post by: rndmnwierd on September 23, 2009, 02:36:27 AM

Haha, the girls all voting for who's on top in the YoMiki relationship. And looking up OPVs on youtube.

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Sayu, Eri and Mako chose the leader,
while Reina, Ai and Risa chose the later.

For some reason, that part really made me laugh. Also latter is spelled with two 'T's

And Belly Touching is so cute, I love how the innocent ReiKi pair is just chatting away while their classmates speculate behind them.

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Yoshizawa Team, Fujimoto Team & Belly Touching- 09/22)
Post by: JFC on September 23, 2009, 06:08:59 AM

Yoshizawa Team, Fujimoto Team
Whoops. Slight goof.  :P



Belly Touching
Oh the joys of having an imagination. :lol:

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Yoshizawa Team, Fujimoto Team & Belly Touching- 09/22)
Post by: kRisZ on September 23, 2009, 03:57:16 PM

Miss Momusu 2007

 XD


Yoshizawa Team, Fujimoto Team

 XD


Belly Touching

 XD



Stories with double meanings or something  :lol:



Sadako vs Kayako

I opted not to read it because of Sadako, maybe tomorrow when the sun is up and smiling  :grin:

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Yoshizawa Team, Fujimoto Team & Belly Touching- 09/22)
Post by: badsaints on September 23, 2009, 06:58:51 PM

Yoshizawa Team, Fujimoto Team

I really need to clean my mind :mon headbang: too...much...perv...



Belly Touching

All the dirts exposed *lol* from one innocent hungry stomach :mon noodle:

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Yoshizawa Team, Fujimoto Team & Belly Touching- 09/22)
Post by: cogi_yoshi on October 05, 2009, 07:20:48 AM

Tip for the day: It's better to read this fic with a tissue at hand...  XD


A Peculiar Relationship

You know the saying “So close yet so far?” I think it’s applicable with me because I’m experiencing that for the past year now. She’s always with me yet, I can’t seem to get close to her. I don’t know why. I’m really really cute. Everyone falls for my cute charms. Everybody loves me, but how come she’s not noticing me?

I guess that’s her. She seems to be so engrossed in her own world. Weird, one might say but that’s one of her charms that caught me in a really confused situation I was in now. How I love watching her face whenever she’s doing that; a cute blank look registering on her face. What are you thinking about? I hope that it’s me you’re thinking. That is, if you notice my presence.

I cry every night and long for the morning to come quickly. Then I cry more when she’s there, in the morning, just within my grasps however can’t do anything for her to notice me. Ironic isn’t it? Yet, a simple turn towards my direction is enough to make my heart skip a beat and my mind is flooded with thoughts of you and me.

I sigh out loud. I don’t know whether it’s really that loud or it’s just a coincidence but you looked in my direction. Our eyes stared at each other for what I feel like an eternity. You’re closer than usual. Real close.

You just got out of shower right? You’re still wet. Trails of water are falling on the bed as you move closer to me. Closer until you’re hovering above me. Can you feel my heart beating very fast? How about my breathing? Can you feel the heat emanating from me? Do you know what I’m feeling right now? What I perceive as a blank look before is actually full of emotions. You’re black eyes are piercing every inch of my soul. I guess we’re the same right? It’s hard to be alone in your own world. We’re both lonely. And I hope I can make you happy, even if just for once.

You’re really like a turtle on every aspect. Inside that hard shell of yours lies a very delicate personality. I guess you’re scared to get hurt right? Don’t worry, I’ll not hurt you. I’ve been looking forward for this day to happen.

Your stare left my eyes as you proceed to kiss me on the cheek. I’m really happy. I didn’t expect you to be this bold. Your lips left my cheek as you nibble my small lips. It was a dream, come true! Have you got any idea how much I’ve longed for this moment? How I fantasized day and night for you to do this to me? I let out a soft moan (I don’t know whether you could hear it) as I feel your hot breath on my ears. It’s not a moan because of pain. It’s a moan because of pleasure. You went down and bite my neck. I’m in ecstasy. How I wish I can embrace you but your hands where intertwined with mine. It doesn’t matter. I’m yours. Do to me whatever you like.

And then you become wilder. You ravage every part of me; my arms, chest, stomach, legs, and between my legs. How I wish I could move, to arch my back to feel more bliss at the things that you’re doing to me. Yet your weight makes it hard for me to move. Body over body, skin on skin. I don’t really care if we’re different. I don’t want to think right now. I just want to enjoy this moment, this feeling while it last.

I guess you’re satisfied right? I know you’re shy but your eyes tell me that you’re happy. You lift my wet body (or pushed me, that is) near your world. I’m happy though my body feels broken right now. My skin’s full of your marks. I can feel my insides where coming out between my legs, the part where you bitten me the hardest. But then, being close to you, it doesn’t matter now. You left me a kiss on my nose as you went back to your world. The only difference is now, you are facing my direction.

………………………
“ERI!!!!!!”

“What is it Sayumi?”

“Your pet turtle destroyed my cute little bunny stuffed toy! Look! She have bite marks all over!”

“How come? My turtle can’t possibly escape her tank, right?”

“Guess where you put your tank… It’s beside my bed and you didn’t put the cover that’s why she escaped! She even wet my bed!”

“Gomen, I’ll sew your bunny. I’ll collect the stuffings that fell off from between her legs.”

The End

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Yoshizawa Team, Fujimoto Team & Belly Touching- 09/22)
Post by: cogi_yoshi on October 05, 2009, 07:23:54 AM

Oh yeah... this one really happened to me last week when a typhoon hit our country... I just added some fluff stuffs which really didn't happen at all...

PS: Yeah, the banana shake was true and so as the 'picnic'. There's that "TanaKamei' thing goin on...I did eat that chocolate, 'Matsuura-san's really gay.. 'Nakazawa' really ran off. There's really that shivering 'Risa' beside me..though in real life Risa's a HE and I definitely didn't do what Ai did. Talk about code names.. :)

Stranded

I'm back!!!! Ahahahaha... anyways.. to those following my 'fangirl' I'm happy to tell you that I may post it some time next week... but for now, this fic is based on my grueling experience last Saturday when a typhoon hit our country. The incidents really happened.. but I added some 'fluff' scenes which didn't happen in reality.. So yeah.. I hope you would have an idea at what I went through that day...(although I made this one short..yeah... SHORT)I hope you like it!

PS: Yeah, the banana shake was true and so as the 'picnic'. There's that "TanaKamei' thing goin on...I did eat that chocolate, 'Matsuura-san's really gay.. 'Nakazawa' really ran off. There's really that shivering 'Risa' beside me..though in real life Risa's a HE and I definitely didn't do what Ai did. Talk about code names.. :)

“I wish I went out earlier”

I let out a deep sigh as I grabbed my phone from inside my bag. I have to message my manager that I’ll be late. Now my record of having a clean slate would be tarnished. I looked outside the window and saw that the rain was still pouring down hard. I hate rainy days.

~Good morning mam!~
“What’s so good this morning? I’m going to be late!”
~It’s me, Takahashi-san. I think I’m going to be late. The bus hasn’t move due to the flood for about forty minutes now. I’m really sorry.~

After I sent the message, I put my phone back to my bag and pulled out a book that I bought two days ago. I can’t seem to focus to my reading as my ‘responsible’ side was bugging me.

“If you only didn’t play PSP earlier, you would probably be in the store right now.”
“I can’t help it. I can’t wait to try the new game.”

“And now, look at you. Why are you reading that book when there’s only 20 minutes left before you will be officially late from work?”
“I’m going to be late anyways. There’s no need to make haste.”

“What are you saying?!? Are you really a team leader?! A leader isn’t supposed to say those things!”
“And what should I do?”

“How about you, getting out of this bus right now and run towards your store just before your time expires.”
“And what? Be soaking wet from rain and mud?”

“Remember, this will be the first time that you will have a ‘late’ record!”
“But if I do that… I’ll have an ‘x’ mark on my ‘uniform’ in the checklist. You know Fujimoto-san’s strict when it comes to appearance.”

“But you will be late!”
“This is my first time… and I can’t control the weather. I think Fujimoto-san will understand me.” As if on cue, I pulled out my phone from my bag and read the message.

~It’s ok. I’ll just adjust your time if you will be late for an hour. The store’s in a mess right now. We closed the ‘Smoking’ section due to the heavy rain.~

I smiled. Our ‘scary’ manager really has a soft side. The ‘responsible’ me vanished after reading the message and I’m left alone with my book. I finished four chapters and looked at the time. It’s been thirty minutes pass my ‘original’ schedule but the bus only moved an inch…or so. I messaged my manager again to tell her about my current situation although nothing much changed since then. It’s just to show her how ‘eager’ I am to get to work so she should stick to her word about adjusting my schedule. I continued exchanging mails with my manager. I learned that our front was already flooded and although our store was on the third floor, due to the wind, the outside was already ‘flooded’ too.

It’s already an hour and fifteen minutes passed since I was stuck in this traffic jam. I looked outside and noticed that the rain had died down. I sent one last message to my manager. I’m glad I bought some load before I got on the bus.

~I will walk now~

…………..
“I should have listened to my other side… I shouldn’t have fallen for that new game.”
I cautiously walk along the highway. One, because I don’t want my pants to get dirty and two, because I’m walking beside the cars and buses. But I’m not alone in this kind of ‘Exodus’. I was thinking to use the train for convenience but after seeing that I have to ‘swim’ to get to the other side, my feet automatically turned towards the flyover. I took a picture towards the ‘brownish sea’ below me as a form of evidence. I was nearing the end when I saw that it’s also flooded. I quickly boarded another bus to get to my destination. So here I am in our store, almost 2 hours late if not for the adjustment.

“Takahashi-san~! How are you! Glad you made it.” I was greeted by my ever ‘weird’ sub-leader. She’s reliable… yeah… But sometimes.. She’s just plain weird. I didn’t know how Rei can keep up with her weirdness. Oh yeah, did I say that in our store, it’s forbidden to have a relationship between your co-workers? They always say, ‘one must die’ if they ever found out but hey, you can’t stop love.  And surprisingly, Matsuura-san found out, but still kept quiet. It’s because Tanaka-san and Kamei-san knew something about our Matsuura-san and Fujimoto-san’s relationship which I knew from the beginning because I was ‘fairly’ close to Matsuura-san. Yep, I have an open mind about the third sex. Anyways, Michishige-san was reapplying her make-up when I approached the cashier’s area.

“Hey, what happened here?”

“The ceiling’s leaking. We had to cover the POS and elevate the UPS so that it won’t get wet. And I had to hide my cute face under this hood so I won’t get wet too.” Shige-san’s narcissistic side attacked again. I smiled as I walked past her and put my bag into my locker room. Nothing much happened for the rest of the day. I just did some paper works, checked the stocks, and cleaned what was needed to be cleaned.

“You want some banana shake?” Jun asked me. I looked back at the dining room and saw that the others were already drinking their share. I know he liked bananas but a shake at this weather? Well, I guess it’s not that bad.

“Sure. You made this one?”

“Yeah…” There were no guests given that there’s a typhoon in our country right now. Fujimoto-san suggested that we had a ‘picnic’ and at the same time, helping our store to have some sales. Aika suggested that we use our tip in case we don’t have enough money. Lin-chan and Jun-kun made our orders. Rei-kun and Eri-chan made the drinks while Shige-san and Aika-san went to the lobby and tried to get some customers, if there were any. I sat down beside Fujimoto-san.

“Is Matsuura-san alright? I heard in the news on the bus that her town’s flooded right now.”

“Yeah, apparently, her subdivision is the only place where there’s no flood.”

“Glad to hear that.”

………………..
It’s almost six in the evening and finally, some real guests arrived. It’s only four transactions but still, at least we sold something. Due to the bad weather, we closed early that day. We left the store at 9 in the evening. I’m the only person who goes home in the south.

“Are you sure you’ll be ok?” Linlin asked worriedly. Among the staff in the kitchen, Linlin was my favorite. She’s really funny and I like to tease her a lot about her eating habits. Besides, we get along pretty well when it comes to cooking so even though I’m a dining team leader, she would let me cook sometimes when there are few guests.

“Yeah. I’ll be fine. I’ll keep in touch.” I waved at them as they crossed the street. Rei-kun lives nearby but I know he will accompany Eri.

“Don’t you wish you had a boyfriend?”
“I’m still enjoying my single life.” Yeah, my single, BORING and REDUNDANT life. Shaking that feeling aside, I had to squeeze my way in just to board a ‘nearly’ full bus. Normally, it would only take me thirty minutes to reach my other bus stop but then, some of the streets were still flooded. I sighed in resignation. My legs were numb from an hour of standing on this crowded bus. After another thirty minutes, I got out from the bus. I really wish that there’s a bus line that would travel straight to my place so I won’t have to board a bus twice.

And as if it’s really my UNlucky day, I’m waiting for at least an hour now. It’s almost midnight but there’s no bus going towards my town. My stomach growled and I instinctively opened a pack of chocolates inside my bag. Sorry Kusumi.

-Flashback-
“Hey mom, I just got here… I’m stranded for two hours.”

“I told you not to go to work today but you didn’t listen.”

“I can’t help it. I’m a team leader.”

“Anyways, I think you should sleep at your cousin’s house.”

“Why?”

“Apparently it’s really flooded outside. We’re on the second floor now because the water on our first floor is waist deep.”

“Ehh? How about my PS2? My computer? My books?”

“Don’t worry about it. We saved it just in time.”

“Thanks. I’ll call Kusumi now.”

“Ok, be careful on your way home.”
…………….
“Hello? Kusumi? It’s Ai.”

“Ai-chan? Hi there! How are you doing~! Where are you~!” Still my ever hyperactive cousin.

“I’m here at work. Mom said that our house is flooded and she thought it would be better if I would stay there.”

“GREAT~~~!!! LET’S PLAY ~~!! I HAVE A NEW GAME~~!! And please.. BRING SOME CHOCOLATES~~!”

-End Flashback-

~It’s not flooded anymore. Where are you going to sleep?~

~I’ll go home. It’s already midnight and I don’t want to disturb Kusumi’s sleep.~ That is, if she really sleeps at night. That kid’s always full of energy.

There were many buses going to the town next to mine. It’s a nice option but still I didn't want some ‘adventure’ in the middle of the night. Another option was I can sleep in a hotel… or motel but I didn’t have extra money with me. When all hope was lost, a miracle happened. A lady driving a white pick-up truck stopped in front of us and asked the old man beside me where he’s going. Apparently, the old man was from the same town as mine, and so are the others beside me. The kind lady told us to ‘hop-in’ on her truck. Finally, I was going home.

But that didn’t end my sufferings. We were again, stranded just right after midnight. Add to that, the rains were pouring harder. I’m glad I brought an umbrella that day but I can’t be happy when there are other people on the truck who were soaking wet because of the rain. Two hours have already passed since I boarded this truck. The kind lady checks us time to time. I learned that her name was Yuuko Nakazawa and she’s working in our city hall. That made sense as to why she helped us.

I tried to sleep but I can’t. My ‘seatmate’ kept on moving. She was sitting beside me before but when I observed her, her knees were close to her chest while she lay her arms and head on the side of the truck. She was shivering badly, probably due to her wet shirt and she was probably conserving her body heat with her current position. It began raining again and this time, I shared my umbrella with her. She looked up as she felt that the rain wasn’t falling on her. I vaguely see her face but I definitely notice her eyebrows and bean-shaped forehead.

“Thanks.” She mumbled.

“It’s nothing.” I looked away and observe the other people on the truck with us.. There’s the old man, a woman with her pet dog, a student.. a lot of office workers and a lovey-dovey couple in front of me... hmm… that’s interesting. At first sight you would think that they’re a normal couple because that short-haired blond GIRL really looks like a guy but then again, my gay-dar’s improved all thanks to Matsuura-san giving me on-the-spot quiz every now and then with the guests that eats in our restaurant were gay or not. I continued watching them and noticed that they were sharing their body heat with each other; my inner side spoke up again.

“Now, do you wish you had a boyfriend?”
“In this circumstance… yes.”

I looked back at the girl beside me. She’s still shivering. She shifted her position so that she was again sitting beside me on the side of the truck, with her head on her lap and her arms crossed over her chest.

“Care to share your body heat with someone?”
“Ehh? But I don’t know her!”

“Being a leader means you are sensitive towards the other’s needs.”
“Yeah.. I can see that she’s really cold right now but the thing is… I DON’T KNOW HER!!!”

“Then take this a chance to, you know, make friends.”
“But… I can’t.”

“Come on! This is really easy. You are working in a restaurant where you HAVE to interact with various STRANGERS! Show them why Aya made you a leader!”
Ok. First things first, I’m a shy person. I’m not the one who usually made the first move or started a conversation. I was really surprised when I learned that I’ll become a leader although I already had the feeling that Fujimoto-san and Matsuura-san will choose me. I was just doing my job properly though they saw me as ‘hard-working’ and ‘perfectionist’. Did I already say that THEY think I’m ‘responsible’ too? Anyways, I’m a leader but it’s like that I’m the one being lead by the others. And another thing was, I would rather forecast and analyze the stocks and input something on the computer than to face the guest. I would serve them, yeah… But sweet-talking them as to why they should eat in our restaurant wasn’t really my thing. I always leave that to Kamei-san or Michishige-san while I always hide in the bar where I’m enjoying making/tasting the drinks.

“Just do it. Look at the other passengers. They are talking even though they don’t know each other. Look at Nakazawa-san, she let us ride on her truck even though she doesn’t know us. She talks to us from time to time just to check on us. She’s not even the mayor but just a simple worker in the city hall but she still decided to help us. So I think, that’s enough reason for ‘us’ to help this person who’s in desperate need of heat.”
Gaah, I hate it when my inner mind tells me what to do. She made it look like it’s really easy. I sucked in my fear and faced the girl.

“A..a.. are you cold?”
“Geez can’t you tell yourself?! OF COURSE SHE’S COLD THAT’S WHY SHE’S SHIVERING!”

“A little..”

“Ahhh…” The reply made me want to cut the conversation but my inner side was still bugging me. I looked down at my jacket. “I can share you my jacket.” The girl looked back at me with a shocked expression on her face.

“Ehh?!”

“Yeah.” Our conversation was going smooth. Did I sound sarcastic there? Anyways, I started taking off my jacket when the girl straightened up and stopped me.

“It’s your jacket. I’m fine.” Finally! A full sentence from the girl.

“But I can see you shivering.” The girl blinked several times at me. I knew that she was trying to think of an answer.

“Well, it’s because of this weather. It’s just normal.” Woah, I didn’t know that there’s a person who’s stubborn than me. I can’t give up now right? Not when this strange feeling of confidence has swept me. I moved closer to her and put half of my jacket on her.

“I think it’s ‘normal’ for me to share this jacket with you.” This time the girl was speechless with my bold action. I can’t remember the last time that I’m being bold like this. I tried starting a conversation and my efforts have not been wasted. I learned that her name was Niigaki Risa, she was just hired as a receptionist in the hotel in front of our building and she lives near my cousin’s house. It’s really a small world right? We talked about lots of things; from our current situation now, which wasn’t going any better, to our work and hobbies. And then after almost four grueling hours, the cars were already moving. We laughed at the scene. There were many cars and buses that weren’t moving, probably because the driver has fallen asleep. We approached the toll gate in a matter of 15 minutes. But, when it’s our turn to pay, Nakazawa-san sped off.

“Ehh? Why?” Risa asked me, as if I know the answer.

“Maybe she’s just pissed off because we’re stranded for hours and they didn’t do anything.”
And what do you know, my hunch was right. Apparently, a high-way trooper followed us and asked Nakazawa-san to pay.

“WE’VE BEEN STRANDED FOR HOURS AND YOU PEOPLE DIDN’T DO ANYTHING!”

“The flood is out of our hands. We can’t control things like that.” And so, we innocent people have to listen to this heated argument. The trooper called some back up and I felt Risa stiffen as soon as she saw that the other trooper was holding a shot gun. Nakazawa-san was still driving slowly because the cars in front were driving slowly too. I bet the flood hasn’t gone down for good. And then my reverie was suddenly halted when the door of the passenger seats opened and the people inside there, transferred to our place… while the truck was still in motion. A girl was crying and freaking out.

“He aimed the gun at Nakazawa-san! I was really scared!” I looked at the couple in front of me; the girl with the long black hair was stroking the scared girl’s back.

“Don’t worry about it. He will not shoot her. There are many witnesses if he did that.” The boyish girl answered. Risa looked at me with a scared expression on her face.

“Don’t worry. Nakazawa-san works in the city hall. She’ll be alright.” After a couple of minutes of heated argument, the troopers finally left us. The rest of the journey was uneventful, after all, it’s almost four in the morning and all of us were already tired.

“You guys alright back there? Nakazawa-san shouted from the driver’s seat. “Just shout when you need me to stop.” All of us answered yes.

“I’m almost near.” I said to Risa. “I can leave you my umbrella and just get it tomorrow at the hotel.”

“Thank you but I decline your offer. You’ve done a lot for me.”

“We’ll see each other again.”

“Hai!” Risa answered. I’m glad that I listened to my inner self. It feels good to earn a new friend. I shouted to Nakazawa and she stopped the truck. I jumped down and took one last look at my new friend before going to the front and thanking the kind lady. It’s muddy and dark at our place. I quickly got my lighter and opened it. Don’t get me wrong. I don’t smoke but we had a smoking area so a lighter was part of our ‘readiness checklist’. When I got home, I quickly mailed my manager, asking whether she can change my schedule, again. Thank goodness Matsuura-san was already awake at that time and replied that I can go to work at lunch time. I quickly replied thanks and put the phone on my drawer. It’s been a tiring day for me but I experience a lot of new things and earned a new friend.

The End

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (A Peculiar Relationship & Stranded 10/04/09)
Post by: kuro808 on October 05, 2009, 11:00:45 AM

A peculiar relationship:

For which part is the tissue necessary?

Stranded:

A very interesting type of way incorporating different members into a story blows my mind at times.

Well I think I have a poem set up lol

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (A Peculiar Relationship & Stranded 10/04/09)
Post by: DO Me DO Me on October 05, 2009, 04:17:00 PM

^the tissue's to stuff the bunny back together? XD

Bwahaha! XD That was funny. That was from the stuffed bunny's view huh?  :rofl:

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (A Peculiar Relationship & Stranded 10/04/09)
Post by: badsaints on October 05, 2009, 04:35:07 PM

Typhoon huh? You from Philippines Cogi-chan? Hope you weren't badly affected :)

A Peculiar Relationship
Poor bunny :lol: No really! Poor Bunny :lol:


Stranded
What an adventure! XD

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (A Peculiar Relationship & Stranded 10/04/09)
Post by: rndmnwierd on October 05, 2009, 07:34:42 PM

A Peculiar Relationship

I realized I had read this one before, too, but you still got me thinking something naughty. :lol:

Stranded

Ah, at least everything worked out alright. Right?

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (A Peculiar Relationship & Stranded 10/04/09)
Post by: cogi_yoshi on October 06, 2009, 07:36:03 AM

Quote from: kurosawa87 on October 05, 2009, 11:00:45 AM

A peculiar relationship:

For which part is the tissue necessary?

Well I think I have a poem set up lol

ahahaha..the tissue? most readers who read that before thought that it's somewhat..pervy so yeah...
and I commented on ur poem.XD

Quote from: DO Me DO Me on October 05, 2009, 04:17:00 PM

Bwahaha! XD That was funny. That was from the stuffed bunny's view huh?  :rofl:

yeah..somehow Erien Eri did something to that bunny for 'it' to have a life of it's own... :lol:

Quote from: badsaints on October 05, 2009, 04:35:07 PM

Typhoon huh? You from Philippines Cogi-chan? Hope you weren't badly affected :)

yep.. from the Philippines. and yeah, were not that BADLY affected but still..we were affected... oh... but I'm in our store so I didn't experience the 'waist-deep' flood inside our house.XD

Quote from: rndmnwierd on October 05, 2009, 07:34:42 PM

A Peculiar Relationship

I realized I had read this one before, too, but you still got me thinking something naughty. :lol:

Ahahaha..everyone in this world has a naughty mind... it's just normal..XD

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (A Peculiar Relationship & Stranded 10/04/09)
Post by: kRisZ on October 06, 2009, 05:00:58 PM

A Peculiar Relationship

Quote

“Gomen, I’ll sew your bunny. I’ll collect the stuffings that fell off from between her legs.”

It became familiar only at the near end but still it’s   :twisted:  :lol:


Stranded

I’m just glad that you’re ok  :)

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (A Peculiar Relationship & Stranded 10/04/09)
Post by: JFC on October 07, 2009, 07:30:35 AM

A Peculiar Relationship

In a really odd way...awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. :P



Stranded

Wow. :lol:

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (A Peculiar Relationship & Stranded 10/04/09)
Post by: cogi_yoshi on October 07, 2009, 09:03:13 AM

just a quick post before I go to work!!!! ahahaha... I made an OPV yesterday... and I can't stop myself from making a fic out of it...anyways... I made it really fast..( coz I'm going to be late from work) so yeah... I think the outcome suffered..LOL anyways....enjoy reading!XD

So Close

You’re in my arms
And all the world is calm
The music playing on for only two
So close together
And when I’m with you
So close to feeling alive

“That’s it for today! Good job everyone!” Sumio-san said after finally being satisfied with our performance. It’s what you expect for a veteran Takarazuka director.

“Takahashi-san?”

“Yes?”

“You and Niigaki-san have a great chemistry. I guess that’s because the two of you are best friends. You two amazed me. It looks so real.” He gently patted my shoulders. I muttered a simple thank you as he walks away. Sumio-san, if you only knew. I hope it’s really real too.

When did I start feeling this way towards you? When did I start hiding a simple glance from you? I didn’t really know the answer at that and the initial reaction I did was to move away from you. I knew you tried hard. But I was more stubborn. From ‘Risa-chan’ I resorted to calling you ‘Gaki-san’, though I know it would hurt you most. Why? Because I’m afraid. I’m afraid to lose you as a friend. It’s better for me to suffer alone and still being able to talk to you in ‘civilized’ way than not being able to talk to you at all.


A life goes by
Romantic dreams will stop
So I bid mine goodbye and never knew
So close was waiting, waiting here with you
And now forever I know
All that I wanted to hold you
So close

I’m in this kind of ‘self- denial’ stage right now and I think there’s nothing that I can do about it… Every night my dreams kept on haunting me. Dreams of you and me together. Dreams of us back then where we would give our innocent smiles to each other; back then when this feeling hasn’t surfaced yet. I tried to live my life as normal as it can be. But every day you would mess with my inner mind. You don’t have any idea how your simple touch can wreak havoc inside me. I knew you did that on purpose. Because I knew you sense that I was indirectly pushing you away from me.

I think I’ve succeeded on that. You and Eri make a great pair. As I look at the two of you, happily talking to each other while packing up your bags, I felt a tinge of jealousy. If I’m not afraid to face this feeling, it was me who would be laughing with you right now. And for a split second, I felt that I want  to hold you… forever, if that’s possible.


So close to reaching that famous happy end
Almost believing this was not pretend
And now you’re beside me and look how far we’ve come
So far we are so close

“Hey Ai-chan, why are you still here?”

“I need to practice more… I feel like I’m not still good enough for this role.”

“Ai-chan… you’re such a workaholic… You’re fine. Believe in yourself. I think you’ve improved a lot ever since Ribbon no Kishi.”

“Thanks Gaki-san… But still… I want to practice.” Please Risa… Don’t make this hard for me… You, saying those words, makes me want to embrace you right now.

“If Takarazuka are my idols too, I would be really nervous just performing with them. I know what you feel Ai-chan. I’m here to help you.” You put down your bag and held my hand. I hope you didn’t hear my heart skip a beat. “So, let’s practice Cinderella and Prince Christopher's parts, shall we?”

“Ha… hai…”

How could I face the faceless days
If I should lose you now?
We’re so close
To reaching that famous happy end
And almost believing this was not pretend
Let’s go on dreaming for we know we are
So close
So close
And still so far

It felt like time stopped on us. It’s like we really are Cinderella and Prince Christopher. Or that’s what my mind wanted me to think. I stared at your brown eyes and tried to decipher that ‘mysterious’ look that you’re giving me. Was it happiness? Pain? Confusion? Anger? Sadness? Maybe it’s all of those emotions. You’re silently asking me why right? Why did I keep on pushing you away when all I ever want was to be beside you?

“Do I love you because you’re beautiful? Or you’re beautiful because I love you?” It’s the first time that you talked since we started dancing. I thought you said that we should practice our scenes but all we did was dance… and got lost to it. Should I answer it? It’s just our song that we would sing so there’s no need to answer right. But a small part of me wanted to answer ‘both’. I want to pretend this ‘practice’ of ours was real. If it’s only me, I wanted to go on dreaming. At this moment, I didn’t want to lose you. You’re always the one who gave me strength, who’s always telling me that I can do this and that. The one who always says that you’ll stay by my side and support me at everything. I know it’s not part of the scene but I can’t stop myself from resting my head on your chest. The sound of your beating heart made me feel at ease. I really don’t want to end this fantasy.

“Gaki-san! Come on! I thought you promised that we would go shopping!” I heard you let out a ‘sad’ sigh.

“I have to go Ai-chan… Kame’s waiting for me.”

“Uhh, thanks… for practicing with me.”

“I had fun. Let’s do it again sometime. Oh yeah, believe in yourself. You can do it. You know I’ll always support you no matter what.” You immediately ran after that. I was left alone, thinking about what you said. I gave me hope, but at the same time, a little bit of pain in the heart. I felt like you feel the same way about me too… but like me, you were afraid. I guess it can’t be helped. We’re best friends. We’re so close… and yet, we’re still so far.

The End




oh yeah..here's the link of the OPV...
TakaGaki OPV- So Close (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHDAHaLjpjg#normal)

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (So Close- TakaGaki Fic and OPV 10/06/09)
Post by: kuro808 on October 07, 2009, 11:08:21 AM

OH mY God that is so sweet for the OPV

The story is really impressive, I think the OPV summed it up well good job

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (So Close- TakaGaki Fic and OPV 10/06/09)
Post by: len.chan on October 07, 2009, 12:59:53 PM

I love this song!  :heart:
great one  :twothumbs

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (So Close- TakaGaki Fic and OPV 10/06/09)
Post by: kRisZ on October 07, 2009, 01:20:06 PM

 :cow:

Quote

Cinderella and Prince Charles

Was it not Christopher.?. or her long name had Charles too  :grin:

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (So Close- TakaGaki Fic and OPV 10/06/09)
Post by: badsaints on October 07, 2009, 03:18:32 PM

Sigh so close yet so far, guess this is true when you fall in love with your own bestie :wub:

Quote

“Do I love you because you’re beautiful? Or you’re beautiful because I love you?”

Fav line from the play forever :theking


The OPV is simply awesome! I :heart: it

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (So Close- TakaGaki Fic and OPV 10/06/09)
Post by: rndmnwierd on October 07, 2009, 04:45:10 PM

That's really sad, but in a good way! Great OPV, without the dialogue and regular songs, that part of the play is so much more romantic.

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (So Close- TakaGaki Fic and OPV 10/06/09)
Post by: chibilolli on October 08, 2009, 12:10:19 AM

Quote from: kRisZ on October 07, 2009, 01:20:06 PM

Quote

Cinderella and Prince Charles

Was it not Christopher.?. or her long name had Charles too  :grin:

You're right. The Princes name was - Christopher Rupert Windermere Vladimir Karl Alexander Francois Reginald Lancelot Herman Gregory!

When I read it I automatically thought of England's Prince Charles with Ai-chan :smhid Was a very good read though, and I enjoyed the OPV a lot. I now feel the need to watch Cinderella again :)

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (So Close- TakaGaki Fic and OPV 10/06/09)
Post by: lil_hamz on October 08, 2009, 09:42:59 AM

^ I thought of that Prince too XD
I like the PV too though, it was really sweet <3 And of course I love the fic too. Please write more TakaGaki ^^

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (So Close- TakaGaki Fic and OPV 10/06/09)
Post by: cogi_yoshi on October 13, 2009, 05:34:37 PM

Ahahaha...sorry about the name of the prince... My bad... I was typing so fast that I didn't notice it.. I had a classmate back then and his name is Christopher but he would like us to call him Charles... So I guess, that's where 'Charles' came out...but I already changed it.. Thanks for noticing it! :love:.. This next one shot is like a continuation of Kata's fic about Yossi getting fat... but it's more like a prequel...  :grin:


Hungry and Flabby

“Hey Yossie, are you free this afternoon?” Hitomi recognized that voice even without looking at her phone’s LCD. It’s her day-off and she slept really late last night. She wouldn’t have to wake up early until her phone started ringing.

“Hmmm, yeah.. Why?” Hitomi groggily asked.

“That’s settled then! We’ll have our date this afternoon at 1pm in you-know-where… Don’t make me wait!”

The other line hanged up without waiting for her reply. She rolled on her back and tried to sleep again but something made her bolt up.

“I forgot! I have a date with Rika too!!!”

She lay down again on her bed, groaning at the awaiting trouble that may happen latter this day. It was her fault originally. If she stayed loyal to Rika, if she didn’t date Miki which started two weeks ago then…

“Wait… Miki already have Aya… It’s just a friendly date right? She was just bored and all right? So, I just have to go before 6pm… That’s it.. No need to worry…” Hitomi said to herself. She slept until it’s already noon before washing herself up and biting a piece of sandwich. Knowing what Miki did for the past two weeks, it would be a hard idea if she ate heavy lunch. She had a hard time wearing the pants that she bought a month ago and her shirt was really tight, too tight to be called a ‘fitted’ shirt. She will never buy another garment from that store for their garments shrink after being washed. She went out of her apartment and walked quickly towards Miki’s favorite Yakiniku restaurant. She never really liked meats but Miki’s really scary so she just ate it and pretended that she liked it. She saw that Miki’s already inside so she quickened her pace and sat in front of her.

“Just in time!” Miki greeted happily. “I took the liberty of ordering for the two of us. Have you eaten your lunch yet?”
“Not yet… I just ate a sandwich.”

“That’s good because I ordered a lot.”

“Oh boy… Here we go again…”

Hitomi was again, forced to eat by her ‘friend’ Miki. She really didn’t know how much she ate because of their conversation. Miki was ranting about Aya and her, about Hangry and Angry.

“Your PV’s cool…ish… You should have tried to study some basic chords so your guitar playing looks believable.” Miki said in a sarcastic tone in which Hitomi was acquainted to.

“I’m not the only one who looks stupid in guitar playing in that PV.”

“HAH!!! I’m going to tell that  to Rika!” Hitomi’s heart started beating fast. Rika didn’t know that Miki and her where seeing each other. There’s no difference if she told it or not; Rika will still get jealous. Miki noticed Hitomi’s pale face.

“By that reaction of yours, I bet that you didn’t tell Rika that we’re seeing each other right?”

“Yup… So PLEASE don’t tell her.” Hitomi pleaded.

“Okay, I won’t. Just be a good girl and do whatever I ask of you.”

……………
The two girls wandered aimlessly in the city. It’s from Hitomi’s point of view but for the other girl, it’s not the case. Miki seemed to know where they will go to right from the start. She’s starting to believe that Miki has a radar for food. For the past two weeks, they haven’t done anything but eat, eat and eat. From ice creams and baked products to international cuisines. Miki should start finding another form of stress reliever as soon as possible. Miki wanted to watch a certain movie. She looked at her watch and checked the time. She nodded in agreement when she calculated that she will make it in time to meet Rika. Hitomi sat first inside because Miki went to the toilet. When Miki returned, Hitomi wanted to scream in frustration. Miki bought 2 large size popcorns, 2 soda bottles, 2 hotdog sandwich and 2 large French Fries packs.

“It’s fun to eat while we’re watching.”

………………….
Hitomi pressed the doorbell. A couple of seconds later, Rika opened the door.

“How’s your day? I prepared a lovely dinner for us!” Rika happily said. Hitomi acted like she was eager and happy to eat it although her stomach’s already full. She didn’t really mean to act like that. Honestly speaking, she really loved Rika’s home cooked meals and she didn’t want the other to feel sad if she didn’t eat it. That’s her set up for the past two weeks; Miki inviting her for an outdoor date while Rika loved to have a dinner date right at her apartment. And this night, Rika invited her to sleep in her apartment in which she willingly agreed. They spend the rest of the night either talking with each other or watching a movie… and some ‘other things’ that lovers usually do.

…………………….
“You’re getting fatter everyday!”

“NOOOooo!!!” Hitomi screamed and bolted up from her sleep. Rika woke up after hearing the scream. She was a light sleeper and even the slightest movement can wake her up.

“What happened to you?”

“It… it’s nothing. Just a bad nightmare. You can go back to sleep now.”
“Yabai… That sure is scary…”

Hitomi tried to sleep after that nightmare but to no avail. The sandman didn’t come back to her. There’s one thing she can do to help herself fall asleep. She moved as quietly as possible and went towards Rika’s bathroom. She closed the door and pulled out Rika’s weighing scale. She stepped on it but it wasn’t moving. Hitomi sighed. She will have to wait until the morning comes. They will have their physical examination for Gatas Brilhantes.

When morning came, the two of them went to their practice at the same time. Hitomi was glad that she left some of her clothes in Rika’s apartment because Rika’s clothes wouldn’t fit on her. Before their practice would commence, they will at first have their physical exams. The nurse called them one by one; checking their blood pressure, their height… and weight.

“Woah, Yoshizawa-san, you gained 3 kilos of weight.” Hitomi looked back at the two culprits.

“It’s my fault for dating them at the same time…”

“I need to lessen the fats that I’m using in the foods that I cook…”

“I should have only bought the popcorn and the soda…”

The End

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Hungry and Flabby- IshiYoMiki 10/12/09)
Post by: kuro808 on October 13, 2009, 07:16:26 PM

Yossi pimping it lol

Miki and Rika only thinking food lol

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Poor Yossi though

Keep it up

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Hungry and Flabby- IshiYoMiki 10/12/09)
Post by: badsaints on October 13, 2009, 07:19:00 PM

LOL this is what you get when you have 2 (cutie) pies on your hands and want to eat them :lol:

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Hungry and Flabby- IshiYoMiki 10/12/09)
Post by: rndmnwierd on October 14, 2009, 02:35:00 AM

 :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Hungry and Flabby- IshiYoMiki 10/12/09)
Post by: kRisZ on October 16, 2009, 01:23:17 PM

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“I need to lessen the fats that I’m using in the foods that I cook…”

“I should have only bought the popcorn and the soda…”

The End

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Hungry and Flabby- IshiYoMiki 10/12/09)
Post by: Hotaru on October 18, 2009, 12:28:50 AM

:lol: XD

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Hungry and Flabby- IshiYoMiki 10/12/09)
Post by: JFC on October 19, 2009, 03:48:22 AM

So Close
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww...:cry:



Hungry and Flabby
The title alone made me chuckle.

I'd laugh if Miki and Rika were both deliberately trying to get her to eat so that she'd put on a little weight so that she wouldn't look so scrawny. :yep:

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Hungry and Flabby- IshiYoMiki 10/12/09)
Post by: cogi_yoshi on November 05, 2009, 04:41:38 PM

Ahahaha...a post Halloween fic?... or is it?   :rofl:


House of Horror


April 12, 2007; 4:30 PM


“Happy Birthday Yo-chan!!!” Rika greeted her best friend. She was waiting for Hitomi at the entrance of the newly opened amusement park near Shinjuku. She quickly dragged Hitomi to the ticket booth as soon as she comes near her.

“Cho…Chotto… Let me breathe first!” Hitomi smiled inwardly. She and Rika have known each other for a long time now. They’re the best of friends and she knew that a day in the amusement park will make Rika really happy. That’s why she decided to treat her on this special day of her life.

They bought the “Ride All You Can” tickets. That way, they can experience all the rides and features of the park. They stormed through the park like a hurricane, trying every rides they see, one by one. Hitomi took Rika in a nice restaurant to eat dinner when it was already 7pm. They surely were having a good time in the park. The only place they haven’t entered yet, is the only place Rika dreaded the most. Hitomi really wanted to see the insides of “Horror House”.

“Rika, since it’s my birthday…can I ask you a favor?”

“If I can do it… Why not? What is it?”

“Hmm… I know that you’re scared of ghosts and stuffs but… will you go with me to the House of Horror? It will really make me happy.” Yossie smiled reassuringly to Rika.

“Ha…Haunted…House?... I don’t know… You know I’m a scaredy cat when it comes to ghosts…but… if you really want it…”
Hitomi hoped that Rika will face her fears and go with her.

“… you can go there, But I’m not coming. I know you really want to experience it. I’ll just wait for you here.”

“But, it’s no fun going there alone… I really want you to come with me.” Hitomi protested.

“I don’t want to ruin your birthday but I really can’t go there. When I get excited, it may trigger my asthma again. You remember what happened when we were kids right? I hope you understand. I’ll just rest here and wait for you”. Rika saw a group of girls entering the House of Horror. “You can go with that group of girls if you want some company.” Rika smiled at Hitomi.

“You sure you’ll be alright here?”

Yah, I’ll be fine. Now enjoy yourself!”

“Thanks!” Hitomi ran towards the entrance of the ride.

...............
Inside….

“Miki!!! Don’t scare me like that” Aya hit her best friend at the shoulders for scaring her even though there still near the entrance.

“I’ve heard that this is the scariest ride you’ll find here in Tokyo.” Nono said to Aya, making the latter shiver more.

“Is there an alien ghost here?” Eri suddenly asked out of nowhere.

“Baka, who will ever think of that?”

“Reina-chan, you know Eri’s like that. Just leave her alone.”

“You’re so mean, Sayu! I’m not like th….. “

AAHHHHHHH!!!!!

The fright-fest had begun.

.................
Hitomi was in the back of the group of girls when they suddenly shouted out loud. A head fell over them, making them run towards her direction. They held her quickly, which startled Hitomi.

“Hey guys calm down! It’s just a rubber head. Don’t be scared.” Hitomi shouted at them. She can somehow notice the cord that is holding the head, making it seem to float in the air though the place is dim.

The girls continued to scream their hearts out and even accidentally touching Yossie’s body parts. Suddenly…

“THE REAPER FROM HELL!!! WE’RE SURROUNDED!!!” Kusumi saw a skeleton, wearing a black cloak with a scythe in its right hand, moving towards them. They started to panic. Hitomi looked back and said, “It’s just a robot… C’mon, let’s move forward. They moved past the head while still holding on to Hitomi.

Out of nowhere bats flew towards them. They held Hitomi tighter and Risa shouted, “RUN!!!” Hitomi can’t imagine how they managed to run together without falling down. Suddenly, she felt someone touching her butt.

“Hey! Don’t do that!” then she stepped on someone’s foot… They all fell on top of her.

“Ouch…that hurts… HEY! I SAID STOP TOUCHING MY BUTT!!!”

“Sorry, can’t resist it” Miki muffled.

A loud scream was heard and a ghost of a girl with bloody face appeared at their right side. They quickly got up on their feet and started running fast. Ai grabbed Hitomi’s arm and dragged her along.

“Wait! It’s just a dummy!” Hitomi really wished that it would end now. Her body ached all over, not because of the fall, but because of the “body touching” that these girls did to her.

They were running really fast; ignoring every ghosts, monsters or ghouls that come their way. They screamed loudly and cling to Hitomi tighter every time that these ghosts would appear. They reached the exit in a short time. They were gasping for air when they where outside the house.

“That was scary!!! But I enjoyed it… Let’s do it again!” Aika said and then she looked at Hitomi… She just gazed at her, dreamily. The others notice the expression of Aika and then looked at Hitomi… They too, had that same expression as Aika’s.

“I’m sorry, but I have to go!” Hitomi run towards the direction of Rika.

“Hey! How was…” Hitomi dragged her away from the ride.

“Let’s get out of here immediately.”

“Is it really scary? I’ve never seen you act so scared in your entire life.”

“I’ll never enter that ride with a group of girls in my entire life!”

“Why? What happened?”

“Trust me, you don’t want to know…”

..........
Meanwhile…

The girls still looked at Hitomi’s direction even after they couldn’t see her anymore…
“SHE’S SO CUTE!!!” They all said at once while Miki looked at her hand and grinned, remembering what happened inside that ride.


-The End-

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (House of Horror- 11/05/09)
Post by: rndmnwierd on November 05, 2009, 05:38:23 PM

Yossui's a pimp! :pimp: And in such a short time.

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“Ouch…that hurts… HEY! I SAID STOP TOUCHING MY BUTT!!!”

“Sorry, can’t resist it” Miki muffled.

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while Miki looked at her hand and grinned, remembering what happened inside that ride.

 :lol: :lol: :rofl:

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (House of Horror- 11/05/09)
Post by: kuro808 on November 05, 2009, 07:18:11 PM

Incredibly funny ending  :rofl:

Seemed that somebody groped Yossie  :lol: (and I know who it was)

Nice one-shot keep up the work

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (House of Horror- 11/05/09)
Post by: JFC on November 06, 2009, 05:38:19 AM

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“Hey! Don’t do that!” then she stepped on someone’s foot… They all fell on top of her.

“Ouch…that hurts… HEY! I SAID STOP TOUCHING MY BUTT!!!”

“Sorry, can’t resist it” Miki muffled.

Oh Miki-sama...promise us that you'll never change.
:on lol:

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Let’s do it again!” Aika said and then she looked at Hitomi… She just gazed at her, dreamily. The others notice the expression of Aika and then looked at Hitomi… They too, had that same expression as Aika’s.

“I’m sorry, but I have to go!” Hitomi run towards the direction of Rika.

Aika sees Yossi = :inlove:
Everyone else notices Aika = :?
Yossi = :huhuh
Everyone then looks at Yossi =  :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
Yossi =  (http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/runaway.gif)

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (House of Horror- 11/05/09)
Post by: kRisZ on November 06, 2009, 06:16:53 AM

Re-reading it still gives me  :wahaha: big time  :bow:

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (House of Horror- 11/05/09)
Post by: Beecubed on November 06, 2009, 02:54:22 PM

I read House of Horror somewhere else - can't remember... but I LOVED it! So funny! While there isn't much IshiYoshi action, it still made my heart race.

Yossie's such a chick magnet  :yossi:

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (House of Horror- 11/05/09)
Post by: badsaints on November 08, 2009, 01:04:52 PM

I read it twice and I couldn't help lol'd at this. I wonder which one is more horrifying, the "ghosts" or the girls? Well, I guess Yossie already know the answer :lol:

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (House of Horror- 11/05/09)
Post by: cogi_yoshi on November 20, 2009, 07:01:36 AM

Another post halloween fic!!! Somebody gave this idea to me.... and still... expect the unexpected... :grin:

Bloody AKB48

A dark cumulus cloud was hovering above the well-lit Tokyo sky, making the atmosphere a little bit eerie than it already was. Add to that, it’s the day where the ‘ghouls’ and ‘ghosts’ were said to walk off the face of the earth. At this gloomy Halloween night, the girls of Morning Musume were having a sleep over at their leader’s room.

“Ai-chan! Tell us a scary story!!!” Linlin suddenly suggested. The other girls slowly turned their heads towards her with a shocked expression in their faces. “What? Come on… It’s Halloween and a great way to celebrate it is to tell some scary stories right?”

“She has a point.” Junjun thought out loud. The other girls rolled their eyes at her. They knew that Junjun likes scary stuffs. Ai, being the ‘good’ leader that she was, decided to call it a day.

“Okay girls, it’s already late. We should sleep now. I know that we still have our free day tomorrow but some girls here are already tired from the earlier performance.” Ai scanned each faces of her members and it shows that ALL of them clearly didn’t want to sleep yet.

“I know a good one. It’s based from the experience of one of my friends in Kanagawa.” Ai stared at her best friend in horror. Risa’s her best friend but she’s not supporting her in her ‘lame’ attempt to escape the possible ‘Horror Fest’. Her pleading eyes were not enough to make Risa stop her storytelling.

“I’ll call this one… ‘The Tale of the Operating Room’.” Risa said in her lowest voice ever.

“COOL!!! Gaki-san, you sounded like you’re a part of the Midnight Society!” Eri gleefully exclaimed but Reina softly elbowed Eri’s side to silence her. Risa continued with her story.

“My friend was operated at a certain hospital to remove her kidney stones. She told me that she was knocked out from the anesthetic and she didn’t know anything that’s happening around her. The doctors were the only ones who told her what happened.”

“Ehh? How was that possible?” Ai asked, her voice quivering. She’s supposed to be scared but her curiosity got the best of her.

“Hmmm, I was wondering about that too. The doctors said that she’s REALLY knocked out but she’s still talking and she was even answering their questions, as if she was awake too.”

“I’m talking in my sleep too…” Eri butt in.

“Kame… your sleep talking is about your dreams and most of it is nonsense… while her, she knew what the doctors were doing and she was even following their prayer but when she woke up, she can’t remember a thing.”

“Creepy…. And then?” Linlin asked, her usually happy face was replaced by fear and anticipation for the outcome of the story.

“Well, that’s the end of it.” Risa announced. Ai smacked her head.

“What the heck was that?! Your dream that your grandma was being chased by an orangutan was even scarier than that!”

“ Come on… Can’t you just get it? My friend was possessed by a spirit because a lot of people died in that hospital! I was just being nice because I know that you’re scared of ghosts and stuffs.”

“Ohh… Is that so? Sorry.” Ai said and hugged her dearest friend who’s sitting beside her.

“I know a good one.” Aika suddenly exclaimed. All eyes turned towards her. “And it happened to me before.”

“EEHHHH!?!? NO WAY?!” The girls screamed at the same time. Aika just nodded in response and proceeded with her story.

“It was on my 10th birthday party where I was wearing a white princess-like dress. I won’t give you any details about that but, it ended late at night and I was really tired. I just threw my dress on the right side of my bed and it landed… well, actually it was more like hanging from the side of my dresser mirror. Anyways, I got dressed then slept. And then… it happened on my dream…” Aika paused for a while to look at how the girls reacted. She saw that they were listening intently on her story and was anticipating a ‘good’ scare specially Ai who ‘locked’ Risa on a tight koala hug.

“I dreamt that I was on my bed and then, an old white lady was floating on my right. I can still clearly see her wrinkled face, her burning red eyes… her…”

“STOP DESCRIBING IT!!!” Ai yelled, all the girls looked at her, grinning at her current situation. “Well, just continue with your story but don’t describe the lady any further.”

“Ok…” Aika continued, “Where was I… oh yeah, the old lady was floating near me. I wanted to run away but I can’t move my body. It feels like I was really, really sleepy that I can’t even move my fingers. A friend of mine introduced me to a prayer to exorcise evil. It’s in latin. I’ve memorized with my heart it but it seems that I can’t remember some parts and can’t continue with it. Then I tried the common prayers but the old lady was praying it together with me… and you know what’s scary?”

“She went closer to you?” Junjun asked.

“No.”

“She tried to bite your neck.” Sayumi declared as if she was so sure of what happened. Reina responded.

“Sayu… she’s not a vampire ok? How come will she bit her neck right? So Aika, what happened next?”

“Well, she said… ‘you think I didn’t know that prayer right?’. Her voice was really scary and then she laughed like a madman. I knew that it was just a dream so I said to myself that I will wake up from that scary dream; and I did. But when I opened my eyes…  I still saw that white lady.”

The girls screamed loudly. Aika covered her ears with her hands. “GEEZ!!! Are you trying to make me deaf? Anyways, back to my story, it’s not actually a ‘ghost’ just like in my dream but it’s my dress. The creases on my dress formed exactly the face of the old lady in my dream… scary right?”

“So… what… did… you do… with … your dress.” Ai slowly asked with her voice shaking in fear. Risa could only smile at the way her best friend was acting.

“Well, I just put it back in my cabinet. It’s still my dress right? I just can’t throw it away that easily and besides… it’s my mom who bought that for me.”

“Speaking of buying… I had a scary experience once.” Reina suddenly said. “I was buying this particular necklace when I saw a friend of mine near another stall. I thought about going to her after buying the necklace but when I looked again in that store, she was already gone. And then after two hours, I was about to leave the mall when my friend greeted me. I told her I saw her inside but she said that she had just arrived.”

“When you saw that friend of yours in that stall… was she wearing the exact same clothes that when you saw her again?” Junjun asked. Reina nodded vigorously, hoping that Junjun has the answer. “Well, that was her doppelganger. I bet something bad happened to your friend after that?”

“Yeah! She got sick! How did you know?”

“It’s said that doppelgangers are harbingers of bad luck. If you or someone saw your doppelganger, it means that either you will become sick… or worse… you’ll be dead!” Junjun emphasized the last word which made their leader hug her best friend tighter.

“Ai-chan… you know, from this angle… It looks like you were just using your ‘fear’ as a way to score points on Risa.” Sayumi blatantly said making the older girl blush. Eri lightly hit her best friend on her head. “Itai! Why did you do that?”

“Because you’re stating the obvious… You’re making Ai-chan blush. Just let her do her thing silently ok?” Sayumi nodded and turned towards Linlin who was raising her hand like a school girl.

“OOHH!!OHH!!! I remember!! I have a scary experience too! It was back when I was still in China. We were cleaning our school’s auditorium with only the light from the stage open. The back part was really dark and you can’t see a thing but I did. I saw something walking in there. And I know it’s not human… It’s pure black! If it’s a human, then I will see a faint flesh color right? But it’s darker than the background color and all of us suddenly felt that the room became cold.”

“Just like…. Now?”

“RISA!!!! STOP SCARING ME!!!!!!” Ai’s scream was followed by a loud thunder.

“I’m not scaring you… What I mean is, it’s getting cold now because it’s raining.”

“No… you’re clearly scaring me! It has a double meaning!” Ai answered back while still not removing her hold on Risa.

“Hey…. Have you heard the story of Bloody Mary?” Ai’s eyes widened in horror as she heard Junjun’s ‘cold’ and ‘dark’ voice. Everyone knew about that urban legend. Ai tried to calm herself in preparation for Junjun’s story but instead she heard the bunny’s voice.

 "OMG! I KNOW OF A SIMILAR ONE! I heard that if a Morning Musume member goes in a dark room and says ‘AKB48’ in front of a mirror 3 times, one of them will appear in the mirror and try to scratch out your vocal chords!" Ai sighed in relief. At least Sayu said something that’s not meant to scare her.

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" said Reina. Sayu stared at her and then grinned.

“You’re just scared.”

“What?! I’m not scared! Who told you that JOKE?! Geez, you know what. I’m going to the bathroom and try your lame joke.” Reina stood up and went inside Ai’s bathroom and closed the door. They saw the light was turned off and heard Reina said ‘Akb48’ three times. “See… I told you it’s just… AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”
The girls were stunned as they heard Reina screaming wildly inside. They rushed towards the bathroom and tried to open the ‘locked’ door.

“Reina! What’s happening?” Sayu pounded the door to no avail. Eri tried to kick the door down to no avail. Aika rolled her eyes towards her sempais.

“Geez… you could ask Takahashi-san for the keys…” The two Rokkies stopped for a while and then resumed beating the door. “REINA!!!! Are you alright?!?! Hold on!!! We’re coming!!!”

“How come it won’t open? We didn’t hear her lock it.” Ai said to herself while holding tightly to Linlin as a replacement for her best friend who just stood up and went towards the direction of her bathroom.

Aika walked towards their stunned leader and asked for the keys. Ai was in no condition to move so Risa was the one who went to Ai’s dresser and grabbed the keys. She was about to give it to Aika when Reina’s screaming ceased. The two girls looked at each other rather alarmed and then they ran towards the bathroom. Before they can insert the key, the door opened by itself, revealing a terrified Reina lying on the floor; shivering and rocking back and forth. Junjun glanced at the mirror but saw nothing. Eri and Sayu carried Reina on Ai’s bed. Linlin managed to get out from Ai’s grip and went to Ai’s personal fridge to get some water for her terrified co-member.

“What did you see? I didn’t see anything on the mirror.” Junjun asked. Sayu sat beside her friend.

“Did you see your future husband?”

“Or an AKB48 member?” Eri queried.

“Something really scary?” Aika asked and then Reina nodded. Ai grabbed Risa again and hugged her tightly. Risa being caught again by the ‘koala’ hug of Ai, decided to give her best friend a ‘small’ scare.

“Did you see bloody Mary?” Risa felt Ai’s grip tighten after hearing that name, then followed by a light smack on her head.

“no.”

“Then tell us what it is.” Sayu demanded.

“I… saw…” Reina wasn’t able to finish her sentence when a lightning flashed, followed by a deafening sound of a thunder. The girls screamed and then screamed louder when the lights were cut off.

………………………
“I’m almost finished!!!! I’m missing out our sleep over because of this freaking assignment! Need to do it fast.. HAYAKUSUMI mode… ON!!!”
Koharu focused and in no time at all she finished her math assignment. She quickly changed into her pajamas and went towards Ai’s room. As she was walking in the hallway towards the stairs, she can hear faint sounds of girls screaming and as she walked closer towards Ai’s room, it’s getting louder and louder until it suddenly stopped.

“What was that? Are they telling creepy stories?” Koharu was really intrigued so she ran towards the corner but her instincts told her to stop and hide for a while when the door opened and saw two figures walking out of Ai’s room. When the coast was clear she ran towards the room and opened the light, revealing the ‘devastating’ situation of her friends.

“Guys!! What did Fujimoto-san and Nakazawa-san did to you?!?”

The End

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Bloody AKB48- 11/19/09)
Post by: kuro808 on November 20, 2009, 07:27:23 AM

that was a funny story, it wasn't really scary but a sort of light-hearted stories they were telling

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Bloody AKB48- 11/19/09)
Post by: rndmnwierd on November 20, 2009, 05:06:22 PM

What DID Miki and Yuko do to Reina?

Also, Ai-chan! :lol: :lol: :lol: We know she's the easiest to scare.

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Bloody AKB48- 11/19/09)
Post by: stefy on November 20, 2009, 07:01:49 PM

ROFL!

What they do to Reina?? What they do to Reina???

I'm kinda surprised you didn't mention anything about Ai's manly screams XD but still... NICE ONE!

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Bloody AKB48- 11/19/09)
Post by: kRisZ on November 22, 2009, 05:59:32 AM

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Ai scanned each faces of her members and it shows that ALL of them clearly didn’t want to sleep yet.

 :lol:

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“Well, that’s the end of it.” Risa announced. Ai smacked her head.

“What the heck was that?! Your dream that your grandma was being chased by an orangutan was even scarier than that!”

 XD

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“ Come on… Can’t you just get it? My friend was possessed by a spirit because a lot of people died in that hospital! I was just being nice because I know that you’re scared of ghosts and stuffs.”

Oh, she’s being considerate  XD

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Just like…. Now?”

“RISA!!!! STOP SCARING ME!!!!!!” Ai’s scream was followed by a loud thunder.

“I’m not scaring you… What I mean is, it’s getting cold now because it’s raining.”

 :lol:

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“Guys!! What did Fujimoto-san and Nakazawa-san did to you?!?”

Yeah, what did the two do to Reina?  :D

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Bloody AKB48- 11/19/09)
Post by: cogi_yoshi on December 08, 2009, 08:20:24 PM

What did they do to Reina? What can the Yankii queen plus the Groper Queen can do to a young idol like Reina...hmmmm.. I'll just let your minds do the imagining....XD

Here's another post!!! The title was derived from the a part of the lyrics of KAT-TUN's Yorokobi no Uta.... It just stuck on my mind and then boom... it became Koko Crunch!!! I mean... it became a story. Expect some OOC scenes.XD


Love Train


“Nee… You sure didn’t plan this right?”

“How many times have I told you, I didn’t have that genius mind to plan something like this?”

“But why did this happen of all the times!!” Miki couldn’t take it anymore. She wanted to watch the concert of Aya Matsuura, her best friend, on Kobe. She invited Yossie to come because Aya gave her two tickets and Yossie is the only one whom she was close with in Morning Musume. They took the train so they would arrive in the said place faster, but it seems that fate is messing up with them. The part of the train they where in were disconnected from the main body. They were trapped inside the train… Just the two of them.

“Hey, are you hungry? I’ve bought some food before we rode the train.”

“I’m not hungry… I just want to get out of this stupid train… I only have 1 hour before the concert starts… I NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS DAMN TRAIN!!!!” Miki said while banging her head on the door of the train.

“Hey, stop banging your head on the door. It wouldn’t open even if you pressed the emergency button.”

Miki glared at Yossie and walked towards her.
“How did you know that it won’t open? YOU DID PLAN ALL OF THIS ALL ALONG!!!”

“No!!! I didn’t! I promise you, I’m not the culprit here…It’s just that I tried pressing it before and nothing happened. I want to get out of this place to, you know.”

“Nande…nande….nande…”


.................
Meanwhile… In the Train Station Control Center….

“Fujimoto really is in a gloomy state right now… Should we open the door?”

“No, not yet. All of our plan would be ruined. And besides, I want to help Yossie. Miki’s really obsessed with her best friend that she didn’t even notice Yossie’s presence.”

“You’re right… But it’s really up to Hitomi now… She must take this opportunity to say what she feels for her.”

“Yah, let’s hope for a miracle…”

“So, let’s start plan B?”
.....................



“Ano, Mikitty… I… I…”

“Nande…. Nande… Nande…” Miki continues her assault to the train door by banging her head over and over again on it.

Suddenly, Yossie felt a small tremor. It gradually grew until the lights inside the train were turned off one by one. One of the lights above Miki is in danger of falling. Yossie noticed it just it time before it falls directly on Miki’s head. She covered Miki with her body but unfortunately, she was hit by the light on her head.

“Yo-chan!!! Yo-chan, wake up!!!” Miki frantically shook Yossie’s body to wake herm up. She then saw something on Yossie’s head.

“Wait… is this… blood?” Miki was dumbfounded. She felt guilty on what happened to her friend. If only they didn’t go… If only she didn’t sulk… If only…

“Kuwagata..." Miki was surprised to hear it. ‘Kuwagata' is the nickname given to her by Yossie.

“Yossie! Are you alright? Don’t worry… I’ll get help as soon as I manage to open this door.” She was about to leave when Yossie stopped her.

“Miki, I may not be able to tell you this before… I may not have the chance again to tell you this… But…”

“Don’t tell something like that! You’re not going to die. I will not allow it.”

“Miki… I love you…I have always been. Even though you don’t notice it, even though you always hurt me because of Aya, my love for you still remains the same.”

“Yo... Yossie, I’m sorry… I’m sorry I didn’t see it before… Please, try your best to live! I promise… I’ll return you’re love for me. I… I… I love you too, Yossie!” Miki’s tears are now flowing freely from her eyes.

“Please don’t leave me…”

Then suddenly, the tremor ceased. Miki heard some noise coming from the speaker.

“Is it turned on? Mic test… Mic test?”

“That voice sound familiar…” Miki thought. “Is that you Takahashi-san?”

“You got that right! And please, don’t exaggerate Yossie’s injuries… She was just hit with a fluorescent light. It is just a scratch.”

“Why are you doing this to us?!”

This time the another person answered her…

“Yo.. Yo… Yo… Yo!!! Yeah, Take the love train, take the love train…”

“Ehh?!? Gaki-san?!?!”

“Yeah.. Uhh.. Uhhh.. You’re right… We are the one’s responsi B to the L to the E.. for this event… Peace man!”

“Since when did you start to rap like that?!”

“I just tried it today… It’s cool isn’t it? Did you like it? Yeah… Yeah… YEAH!!!”

“Will you stop that!!!? It’s disturbing…”

“Anyways, we only did it because you were so engrossed with Aya that you didn’t even notice that Yossie feels something for you. And she was so timid to say that thing to you so; we devised this plan to help her.”

“And almost killing her is part of the plan also?” Miki sarcastically asked.

“Ahhh, that was an accident.” Ai replied. “We’re going to open the door now, so you can take ‘leader’ to the nearest clinic to clean her wound. You may start carrying her now.”

“Baka, they are the one’s responsible for hurting Yossie. How am I going to carry her? She’s taller and heavier than me?”
Miki tried her best to lift Yossie but instead they both fell to the ground. And another ‘accident happened’.

“Yoh, yoh, yoh! Can’t wait to do that privately ne? Take the love train.. Take the love train yeah!”

Miki removed her lips on Yossie’s.
“I swear when I see the two of you, I’m going to grope you both…”

The end

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Bloody AKB48- 11/19/09)
Post by: cogi_yoshi on December 08, 2009, 08:22:03 PM

If 'the link's somewhat creepy.. then this one's kinda scary...XD


The 13th Floor

Rika dashed down the hall towards the elevator. She was trying to get a hold of her girlfriend right after the interview was over, but she can’t contact her.

“Maybe she was angry…”

The interview for Biyuuden’s single, Jaja Uma Paradise was a bit longer than the previous interviews. She was really late for their date... 30 minutes late to be exact. Yossie promised to be on their meeting place on time. Usually it was her that waits for Yossie if they go out after long and strenuous dancing and singing. She knew Yossie would still wait for her even if it took her an hour, but she was feeling guilty for being late when her lover tried her best to stay punctual for the first time.

“Now, what is it this time?!” Rika shouted inside the elevator. She was the only passenger, that’s why she didn’t need to worry about her attitude. She was cursing the one who pressed the button of the elevator for it to go up. She waited and waited. She would really like to give a glare to the one who’s making her extra late. At last the elevator stopped going up. She straightened herself and raised her right eyebrow as the door opened. She was surprised to see a dark corridor revealed to her. The hairs on her neck stood up as she got a glimpse on the floor counter of the elevator.

You must be kidding me…”

Rika was really afraid. She was in the 13th floor of their building, which she knew mustn’t exist. She tried to push the close button but instead, the light died down. The emergency lights were making the place look eerie than usual. Rika sat on the floor of the elevator and pulled her knees closer to her chest. She was not a strong person; she gets easily scared by the dark, and even a chicken scares her. This was the time that she needs the support of Yossie. She was crying helplessly when her phone rang.

“Rika?”

“Yocchan!!” Rika was glad to hear the voice of her girlfriend. She wiped her tears and leaned back on the wall.

“Are you crying? I’m really sorry. I was caught in a traffic. But I promise I’ll be there as soon as possible.”

“No, that’s not the reason why I’m crying…. I too, was late for our date. In fact, I’m still in our building.”

“Then what’s the reason?”

“I’m scared…. I’m really scared.”

“Why?” Hitomi asked. Rika held her bag tightly. She was scared to look on the open door. She feels that something might pounce on her… or worst, a ghost might appear and possess her or so.

“I’m trapped in the elevator…” Rika heard Yossie cough a bit. She knew what Hitomi’s thinking right now. That she was being childish again. If only she could feel what she’s feeling right now… If only she’s in the same predicament right now…

“I’m trapped in the elevator and I’m in the thirteenth floor. I know it sounds ridiculous but I’m telling you the truth. The elevator is not functioning and I can’t go to the ground floor. The worst thing is that the lights were out, and it’s creepy to be in the dark on a 13th floor of a building!” Rika ranted. She tried to think about happy memories. Her family, Morning Musume, Biyuuden… and Yossie, just so she can forget the darkness that surrounds her.

“I’m sorry… for not being there right now when you need me the most.” Yossie said apologetically. Rika’s fear somewhat disappeared. Hitomi’s voice was enough to make her feel at ease.

“It’s ok… Hearing your voice gives me courage.”

“Does it? Thank you… I know what I’ll do to keep me busy in this traffic jam.”

“What?”

“I’ll talk to you so that you won’t get scared or lonely.”


30 minutes have passed and Rika forgot that she was still in the 13th floor. She laughed loudly as Hitomi was relating a funny joke or a funny experience before.

“My stomach really hurts from your jokes…”

“So, I guess our dinner will be cancelled and I’ll send you to the hospital to check your stomach…”

“Funny…. Where are you now?”

“I changed my route.. I’m on my way there. The prince will now save the damsel in distress!”

“How about the traffic?” Rika tired to suppress the laugh that threatening to escape her lips.

“uhhm, it’s still congested… It seems like there’s an accident.”

“How awful…”

“It is really awful…” Hitomi trailed off. Rika knew that she can’t still forget her brother who died last January. Suddenly, the lights opened and the door of the elevator closed.

“Yocchan!!! The elevator moved! I’m free at last!!!” Rika screamed to her phone. “Yocchan?... Hello?” Rika checked her phone. Her battery died down but at least she will be able to get out of the building and meet Hitomi.

“Where have you been!!! We’ve been searching for you for the last 4 hours!” Miki ranted as soon as she saw Rika coming out of the elevator.

“4 hours? But I was trapped in the elevator for at least 30 minutes.” Rika answered. Miki and her weren’t that close. She’s jealous with the later because of the hugs that Miki gave to Yossie whether that camera was or was not rolling.
“I guess time stood still when I’m talking with Yocchan.”

“Yeah right.” Miki rolled her eyes.

“So, that’s it you already found me… I’m really late for my date so if you’re going to tell something to me, make it fast.”

“You’re on a date? With whom?”

“Yossie of course! As if I have other girlfriend right?” Rika joked. Miki on the other hand looked on the ground. Rika had a glimpse of the sadness that’s registering on her face. “You know that we’re together for a long time now, right? Why are you acting like that?”

“I think you need to cancel that date of yours.” Miki looked at her straight in the eyes. Rika was taken aback. She was going to answer her but she stopped herself. Miki’s not glaring at her. Instead, her eyes were almost filled up with tears. “Why are you staring at me like that? Are you in love with my Yocchan?” Miki fell onto her knees and cried. Rika didn’t have a choice but to console her former band mate. “You… you don’t have to feel guilty… It’s really hard to resist Yossie’s charms. I think almost everyone fell in love with her at one time.”

“What are you saying?” Miki said in between sobs. “I’m not in love with her… She’s just a really good friend who understands me besides Aya.”

“Then why are you acting like that?”

Miki looked at her and cried further. They were still on the hall and anyone passing by would easily see them in this awkward situation; anyone like Aya.

“Miki! There you are… I’ve been searching for you for a long time now.” Aya immediately hugged her best friend.

“AYA!!!” Rika was the one who became uncomfortable. The two were crying together.

“Ano, if you’re just going to cry there… then I’ll be going now. I’m really late for my date.”

“Are you going on a date with Yossie?” Aya asked as she helped Miki get on her feet.

“YES! And I’m really really really late now!”

“You haven’t told it to her yet?” Miki shook her head. Rika became curious at what Aya said.

“I don’t have the courage to say it… You tell it to her.” Miki hugged her best friend from behind. It’s not an ordinary hug. It’s a kind of hug where you try to get some support or strength. Rika noticed that. It seemed like the two were trying to say something really important.

“I guess… ahhmm… you should… cancel, ano, your date…”

“Just get to the damned point!” Rika shouted at Aya.

“Yossie’s dead.”

“What?”

Aya looked back at Miki. Miki sighed and continued, “Yossie’s dead. She met an accident on the way here.”

“Uso, you’re joking right?” Rika asked, suddenly becoming nervous.

“Why would we joke about this topic?!” Aya answered back as she tried to dry her tears.

“I don’t believe you… Maybe Yossie asked you to say that she’s dead…. Maybe she wanted to worry me for making her wait longer… maybe… maybe…”

“If you don’t want to believe us, why won’t you go with us to the funeral parlor to have a last look on your beloved Yocchan? Miki sarcastically said. “Here I am, trying my best to search for you for a long time because I know that Hitomi’s really important to you and you just say things like that?! Will you wake up?! Hitomi’s dead!”


…………
The room was filled with crying faces, faces familiar persons who became a part of her life. On the left side, she saw how Reina was trying to console her two friends. Aika was consoling her sempai Kusumi. The two Chinese members were on the back, looking really sad at the sudden death of the former leader. The Biyuuden members came rushing to her as soon as she entered the room. They were crying really hard. She patted their back and walked away slowly. She caught a glimpse of Aibon and Nono, fellow 4th generation members, on the right side of the room. The Gokkies were trying to console the newly arrived Makoto who’s making a scene in front of the coffin. Ai saw Rika and whispered something on Makoto’s ears. Makoto calmed herself and walked away towards the front row seats. The other Gokkies followed her. Rika inched her way towards the dreaded thing that she fears the most. She knew that the others were watching her every move. She can’t look at the person who’s lying in there… She didn’t want to look, but she had to. She needed to.

And there she was. There were a few scratches on her face but, she still looks beautiful. Rika touched the cold mirror in an attempt to caress the face of her lover. It looks like Hitomi was just sleeping peacefully. Rika smiled at the thought and just stood there for 10 minutes; until someone decided to gather some guts to remove her from her loved one.

“You looked like a statue I there.” Maki tried to joke. She shouldn’t be joking at a time like this but seeing Rika just staring at the coffin without moving or crying was really troubling her. It’s really a big blow on Rika’s side.

“I just talked to her.” Rika suddenly said.

“I beg your pardon?” Maki asked. She clearly heard what Rika said but she needed to hear it another time. She was a sensitive. Sometimes she can see or feel what other normal people shouldn’t; on their hotel rooms, in there house or in their building. And she surely cannot feel Yossie’s presence right now, that’s why she needed Rika to explain what she said further.

“I was trapped in the elevator of our building. It went up to the 13th floor when I pressed the button of the ground floor. The lights went out and I’m somewhat scared. Yocchan called me and she talked to me while I was in there to keep me busy because she know that I’m afraid of the dark.”

“When did she call you? And for how long?”

“Just right after our Biyuuden interview. The call lasted for me, 30 minutes, but Miki said that she was searching for me for 4 hours so I guess, talking with Yocchan made me forget the time.”

“What did she say to you?” Maki asked curiously.

“Nothing important of a sort. Some jokes and funny experiences to make me forget the situation I was in. I was happy when she said that she will come to save me, but I guess that I’m the reason this happened to her.”

“I guess not.” Rika looked in her eyes, somewhat puzzled by what Maki had said.

“She got hit by a speeding car when she’s crossing the street to meet me in front of our building.” Rika eyes widen at what she heard. Hitomi couldn’t possibly be playing with her. Maki got her reaction and continued explaining. “It’s nothing really. She’s faithful to you. She called me and asked where I was. I told her that I’m still in the building. She asked me whether they were still interviewing your group and I said yes. She told me that she’s on a restaurant, waiting for you. We had some sort of agreement last month. I was really annoyed at her for making you wait whenever you had a date. She’s been like this ever since right? So I told her I’ll give her a gift if one day, she was the one waiting for you. Since you were still in the same building, she decided to get her prize from me, and wait for you at the same time.” Rika tried to control the tears that are threatening to fall. But then something in the story of Maki hit her.

 “You told me that she was hit by a speeding car on the way here while my interview was still on going.?”

“Yes.”

“But then… who..” Rika’s next sentence was cut short by Maki’s smile.

“It’s her. She really loves you that much. I guess she’s the one who trapped you in that floor. Hitomi knew your weaknesses. You would definitely hug her right on the spot and cried or faint on the ground if you saw her earlier. There was too much blood. And you might stain you lovely clothes.” Maki tried to lighten the mood a little bit. Rika looked at her lap and bit her lip. She let her tears fall from her eyes.

“She really loved you that it’s better for you to be crying because of the dark than to cry over her.”

………………….
Rika can’t sleep. She was staring at her ceiling for a long time now. She didn’t want to leave but Maki and the other’s urged her to get some rest. She really can’t believe that this happened on the day of their anniversary. Her thoughts were disrupted when her phone rang. She didn’t want to answer it; it’s probably Maki who just wanted to check on her or any other concerned people. The ringing lasted for a few seconds and stopped. Rika sighed and tried to get some sleep when the phone rang again. This time she answered it without looking at her monitor.

“Hello?”

“I’m sorry…” Rika was shocked she knew the owner of that voice.
“Why?”

“Just as what Maki explained it to you.”

“What am I supposed to do now?” Rika started to cry over the phone.

“Just don’t forget me. I’ll be always present in your heart, remember that… I love you.”

“I love you too.”

“Take care of yourself. There are many people who are concerned for you. Don’t let this day hinder you to move on.”

“Yes, I’ll try. But it’s not that easy to forget you.”

“I know. Saa, goodbye for now, my little brother’s waiting for me. We’ll see each other again someday. I’ll be waiting for you.”

“Goodbye, Yocchan.”

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Love Train & The 13th Floor- 12/08/09)
Post by: kuro808 on December 08, 2009, 09:34:44 PM

Love Train

Really funny, although I haven't seen the reference but I could imagine it  :lol:

The 13th Floor

Very scary, I didn't know what to say, :chills:

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Love Train & The 13th Floor- 12/08/09)
Post by: rndmnwierd on December 08, 2009, 10:06:17 PM

Love Train.

Quote

“Yo.. Yo… Yo… Yo!!! Yeah, Take the love train, take the love train…”

“Ehh?!? Gaki-san?!?!”

“Yeah.. Uhh.. Uhhh.. You’re right… We are the one’s responsi B to the L to the E.. for this event… Peace man!”

“Since when did you start to rap like that?!”

“I just tried it today… It’s cool isn’t it? Did you like it? Yeah… Yeah… YEAH!!!”

“Will you stop that!!!? It’s disturbing…”

Quote

“Yoh, yoh, yoh! Can’t wait to do that privately ne? Take the love train.. Take the love train yeah!”

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ah, the 13th floor. I really love this story. Creepy, yet beautiful and sad at the same time.

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Love Train & The 13th Floor- 12/08/09)
Post by: cogi_yoshi on December 23, 2009, 11:49:36 PM

I didn't sleep at all!!! Ahahaha... And so, I'm on this 'CRAZY' mode... which I really need...badly... Ahahahaha... I just need to finish and update that certain fic before January 1 because of a deal. And that fic really makes me crazy... It's like I have to have different kinds of 'people' inside of me just to write that one..... Very hard fic... Anyways.... Here's my post Birthday fic for Eri... It just popped out from nowhere...XD


Santa Eri


 “GAAAHHH!!!!”  Ai screamed with her ever famous ‘manly’ scream. Her sleep was interrupted when she felt like there’s something ‘crawling’ from her legs. She threw the blanket away from her, in fear that the crawling thing that touched her leg was a cockroach.  Ai opened the lamp beside her bed and saw a cute little green turtle with a small card on its mouth.

“Merry Christmas Ai-chan… From Santa Eri.” Ai squinted her eyes at the message and focused on the name of the sender. She smiled as she scooped up the little animal.

“Thank you, little Eri-chan.” She kissed its head and was about to go back to sleep when she noticed something else written on the card.

“PS: Your gift is on your dresser.” Ai stood up and went to her dresser across her room. Her eyes widened at the said ‘gift’.

“FINAL FANTASY XIII!!!!!”

……………………..
Sayumi bolted up from her sleep as she felt that ‘something’ was touching her hair. She grabbed her cell phone beside her and used it as a ‘flash light’.

“Who’s there? This bunny’s not afraid of you!!!” Sayu yelled. She looked closely on top of her pillow and saw the ‘culprit’. It was a cute little turtle with a card on its mouth.  Sayumi scooped up the little creature and got the card.

“Merry Christmas, Sayu!!!  Tone down from using your power, the ‘evil tongue’…Hahahaha… From Santa Eri.”  Sayu laughed at the message. Her best friend really is weird.  She put the turtle beside her when she felt something hard on her bed. She hovered her cell phone and saw the ‘hard’ thing coupled with another note.

“PS: Please take care of this or you’ll end up with seven years of badluck.”

“KAWAII!!! It’s a PINK, BUNNY MIRROR!!!!”

…………………………….
“Don’t disturb me… Stop it…. GEEZ, WILL YOU JUST STOP BOTHERING ME!!!!” Risa yelled as she sat up from her bed. Someone was playing tricks on her and ‘touching’ her left hand. She raised her hand and saw that a small turtle was ‘holding on’ into her hand. She put it close to her eyes and read the paper that the turtle was biting.
“Gaki-san! Merry Christmas! Let’s always do our best on our radio show! From: Santa Eri.

“What the heck are you thinking now? You really are weird.” Risa said to the turtle as if she’s talking directly to its ‘master’. Risa put the turtle on the floor.

“Go home now, little friend. Your weird ‘master’ might have been waiting for you to come back.” Risa saw the turtle walk up towards her door. She laid on her bed when something hit her back. She sat up again and looked for the item.

“PS: I want to see you wear these nails on our concerts.”

Risa smiled, her friend gave her a pack of assorted nail art stick ons.

………………..
Reina felt like something was tugging at her pajamas. She was too scared to look so she didn’t move even a bit. When the ‘tugging’ of her pajama turned into ‘touching’ by something cold, she can’t help it but yell and turn her  lamp, on. Reina blinked many times before laughing real hard as she realized that she was so busy freaking out with a little turtle.

“Reina, Merry Christmas! Please stop being a yankii and be a good girl from now on… just like me… From: Santa Eri

“Sugoi…” Reina looked at the turtle and smiled. “How did she train you?” A note fell from inside the turtles shell.

“Look underneath your bed and your real gift lies there.” Reina gulped. What if Eri was just toying at her? Eri knew that she’s afraid of scary stuffs.

“Why did it always have to be ‘under’ the bed?” Reina breathe a couple of breaths before taking a peep under her bed. Her eyes grew large as her gift was waiting there, in a Santa Clause costume.

“Eri! What are you doing under my bed?!?”

“I’m going to give you your gift.” Eri said teasingly and pulled Reina towards her. She immediately lay on top of the other girl and removed Reina’s clothes.

“Now, be a good girl will you? Santa’s going to give you a very nice gift.”

…………………….
*Shabondama Ring tone*

“What? Where? Who???” Eri quickly sat up as she heard her phone.

“Who the heck is this… and we were just getting into the best part.” Eri got her phone and read the message sent to her at this ‘unholy’ hour. There were many messages from her fellow members but she decided to read the message of the last person who mailed her.

“Eri, Happy Birthday! The other members probably sent their mails at exactly 12:00. But Reina thought this specially for you. As your birthday is on December 23, I send this at 12:23!”

~Reina

Eri blinked many times. How could she forget that it was her birthday today? She quickly typed in her reply to that person..

“Reina, I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH! THANKS!” Eri waited for a few seconds before the reply came in.

“I love you to, Eri. Can’t wait to see you again.” Eri’s eyes, glistened with mischief as she typed her reply.

“Me too… Hey, do you want to role play when we meet up? I’ll be Santa Claus and you’ll be my slave elf.”



The End



I tried Reina's technique. Another thing as to why I didn't sleep is because, I'm making my best friend's gift. It's her birthday today... and I sent her my greetings at 12:24am, December 24.. (here in Phils...ahahaha) Thank you Reina! Your serendipity's the best!!!  :thumbsup

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Santa Eri- 12/24/09)
Post by: kuro808 on December 24, 2009, 12:03:21 AM

 :lol: :lol:

that was cute and funny, especially the Reina one at the end

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Santa Eri- 12/24/09)
Post by: Shipyon on December 24, 2009, 12:19:33 AM

Eri  :heart: :heart:
I love it. is really cute

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Santa Eri- 12/24/09)
Post by: rndmnwierd on December 24, 2009, 01:30:29 AM

I love how it started off so innocently and then, bam! Tanakame! Eri, little turtles. So cute!

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Santa Eri- 12/24/09)
Post by: kawaii beam on December 24, 2009, 04:20:50 AM

lol so cute and funny XDD i love how risa was pretty calm about a turtle being in her bed XD but what can u exept from the erien kame X3

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Santa Eri- 12/24/09)
Post by: badsaints on December 24, 2009, 09:23:27 AM

It's a dream?!?!

Lol I like the prezzie Reina got the most XD *checks under the bed for any Eri prezzie* Kame has got her little army to deliver the gifts....CUTE! :w00t:

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Santa Eri- 12/24/09)
Post by: Retro Bubble on December 24, 2009, 10:10:29 AM

Y'know, I was gonna say that Aichan had the best present out of all the girls, but then I came to Reina's part... DAMN!

Very cute story. :twothumbs

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Santa Eri- 12/24/09)
Post by: Sukoshi on December 24, 2009, 01:36:50 PM

lol Santa Eri is so cute!

I liked Ai chan's reaction the best.  She was so sweet to the little turtle  :wub:

Followed by Sayu and Reina's reaction.  It's so funny how the two react so differently to being scared.  The bunny may not be afraid but the cat sure is  :lol:

anyways great 2 in 1 fic!  The perfect read for Eri's birthday and Xmas!   :mon santa2:

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Santa Eri- 12/24/09)
Post by: cogi_yoshi on December 24, 2009, 05:32:41 PM

In relation to the Christmas season..I'll just post this one here... I wrote this 2years ago...ahahaha....XD

Christmas in the Air: Morning Musume Special


Santa’s Reindeer

Almost all of the people were already inside of their homes, celebrating Christmas with their love ones. Only two persons were walking down the previously busy street at this late hour. They were dressed in a reindeer and Santa costumes. Those two were having the time of their lives. Santa kept on pinching the red nose of the reindeer while the other was rubbing Santa’s large belly. Santa was bending the reindeer’s antler while the other was pulling Santa’s fake, white beard.

“You’re a reindeer right? Why won’t you carry me to my apartment?”

The reindeer groaned at first but kneeled down to give in to the request. It’s Christmas anyways so a piggy back ride was fine. The reindeer carried Santa, though Santa’s weight was making the reindeer almost stumble many times. Santa kept hugging the reindeer tightly, as if urging to move on. When Santa noticed that the reindeer was on the verge of giving up, Santa kissed its cheek. The reindeer stopped, a little bit surprised at what Santa gave her this Christmas. The reindeer smiled back and continued on their way back to the ‘north pole’.

A couple of minutes more, they reached their destination. Santa came down from the reindeer’s back. They stared at each other for a couple of seconds more.

“Does Santa want to spend her Christmas with her reindeer?”

“You’re always welcome to join me.”

“Thanks, Santa Rika.” The reindeer smiled at her as they entered the apartment hand in hand.

“Since I’ll let you sleep here, is it ok if I call you “Yossie the Red-Nose Reindeer” then?”








The Nut Cracker

She was exhausted. She didn’t know that many people will watch her favourite group’s Christmas presentation of “The Nut Cracker”. She was glad that she bought her tickets as soon as it was released because it was sold out in just a week. Takaruza Group’s popularity was really well known.

She searched for her keys on her bag, only to find out that her door was already opened. Her heart started beating very fast. Who could have entered her apartment? Its Christmas time and bad guys do rest even on this day right? She calmed herself and got her umbrella. She breathed deeply before going inside. She quickly switched on the lights and looked around. Her component started playing the “Nut Cracker” by Tchaikovsky. A girl wearing a white tutu emerged from her kitchen. She started dancing ballet in the tune of the music. She wanted to cry in laughter or cry because of the way her best friend tried her best to dance ballet even though she didn’t know how to.

As the music died down, the girl walked towards her.

“So, which performance was better? Mine or your favourite group?”

“Yours of course…. Thanks Risa.”









Christmas Party

That was the noisiest apartment in the street. Talk about partying, but only three people were in that said house. It looked like they were drunk or something but they were still not in the right age to drink alcohol. This was the way they celebrated their Christmas.

The music’s up to its highest volume. The room was somewhat messy due to the food packages and soda bottles that are on the floor. Some of the sauce was dripping on the side of the table. The three girls didn’t mind the mess they made. They were enjoying their Christmas.

The girl, wearing a Santa hat was singing a Christmas song on the mike, even if she’s really out of tune. The other one’s hugging the turtle stuffed toy that she received while dancing with the other girl who’s wearing a hair band with a reindeer’s antler. They danced and sang their hearts out until the wee hours of the morning. They didn’t care if they disturb other people. As long as they’re having fun on this special occasion, nothing else matters.
A simple audition way back when; that started this special kind of friendship between them. No matter what the circumstances will be, they will stay together as the ‘Rokkies’.




Christmas Phone Call

This will be the first year that she will celebrate her Christmas in this way. The greatest gift she could have was already given to her last November when her baby girl was brought out to this world. She’s contented with her new life now but somehow, she’s not that happy.

Memories of the girl she knew before kept flashing on her mind. The happy times and bad times with this girl kept her mind occupied for a while now. They’ve lost their communication months before. The last time she heard, she was in New York. Her baby’s cries made her wake up to reality. She gave her a bottle of milk and sang a nice warm song to make her child fall back to sleep.

Suddenly, her husband called her from downstairs. She kissed her baby’s forehead before going down. Her husband smiled at her and pointed at the phone. She picked it up and was surprised to hear a familiar voice. The girl who’s constantly bugging her mind for quite sometime now, was calling her up on this exceptional day.

“Merry Christmas to you and your baby!!!”

“Merry Christmas too, Aibon.”






The Christmas Gift

The girl was freezing on the cold air even though she’s wearing layers of shirts and a jacket. She was sitting down on a bench on the park where she’s waiting for someone… a person whose identity was still uncertain on her part. She looked again on a piece of paper that the person left on her door.

“Meet me in the park just before midnight….

Ps: I brought your gift!”

As she patiently waits for this unknown person, she couldn’t help but look at the wonderful scenes around her. The homes nearby were beautifully decorated with lights. She could hear Christmas songs being played on a nearby store. She let out a sigh… Who is this person whose making her wait outside on this beautiful night.

Suddenly, a dolphin appeared in front of her face. She tried to stifle her scream as she fell from her seat.

“Take me! I’m yours!”

The dolphin’s voice sounded really familiar. A hand helped her get up and immediately hugged her as soon as she was up. She shouldn’t really be surprised. It’s Christmas and it’s a time of surprises and home comings.

“Welcome back, Mako-chan!”

“Merry Christmas, Kon-Kon!”






A Surprise Visit on Christmas Eve

“This is really annoying”

The girl let out a sigh as she makes her way towards her ref. She pulled out her favourite dish, a whole plate of Grade A, Yakiniku. She gorges her food alone on this happy occasion. This was the first Christmas that she didn’t celebrate in front of the camera. She will miss the fun times that she had all those years performing on stage on a cold Christmas day. A knock on the door almost made her choke on the food that she’s eating. She’s not in the mood to entertain noisy carollers whose singing Christmas songs over and over again.

“Merry Christmas!!!!” Her uninvited guest simultaneously said as she opened the door. She didn’t expect them to come in her house that day. She thought that her best friend might actually visit her in during this time but the other person she’s with, it doesn’t really make sense. She opened her door wide enough for the two to enter. A question was clearly visible on her face that her best friend easily got it.

“I know that the only food in your ref is Yakiniku so I called out some help for us to eat good food on this occasion.” The girl still looked puzzled at the sudden turn of events. She studied the other person carefully.

Why did she come? She’s busy right?

Questions came rushing in from her head as she thought of a plausible explanation why the other person’s visiting her. The other person smiled, as if reading her question right out of her head.

“I’m not that busy anymore. I graduated right? Here’s my present to you.”

“Thanks, Maki.”

“Saa, let’s cook our Christmas meal! Maki, you’ll be the one to cook. I will take care of the drinks and Tan…. Enough with Yakinuku, ok?”

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Santa Eri- 12/24/09)
Post by: cogi_yoshi on December 24, 2009, 05:34:14 PM

And this one, I made this a year ago... I just thought about some odd couples...ahaahaha..enjoy.XD


Xmas special 2008- Morning Musume Christmas Songs

Mama Ga Santa Ni Kissu Shita  (I Saw Mama Kissing Santa Claus) ~ Maki/Natsumi

“Moshi-moshi, Kaasan!” The taller girl greeted the one who opened the door. As she said those words, she simultaneously put her wrist watch near her mouth.

“Ehhh?!? Shouldn’t it be Merry Christmas?” The shorter girl commented at the greeting of the one visiting her. She let her come inside her apartment.

“Well, that was just my initial greeting. Here’s your gift. Merry Christmas!” The taller girl handed to her a small, thin package. She immediately accepted it and opened the gift. It was her friend’s latest single on her new company.

“Arigatou! I heard that you’re the one who composed your single ‘Hear Me’ right? I’m so sorry. I haven’t listened to it.”

“It’s alright. Open the case. There’s something inside that’s different from what was released in public.” The shorter girls followed the order of her friend and true enough; there’s something inside that’s different from the real cover of the single. There’s an edited picture of the two of them taken from their ‘Mr. Moonlight’ days. The giver edited it and added some graphic designs like Santa hats and a snowy background. “You’re Mrs. Santa… because you’re the ‘mama’ of the group, right? Abe-san?”

“Stop making fun of me because of that!” Natsumi pretended that she was angry which made the other one laugh out loud. The shorter one leaned forward and kissed her friend on her cheek. “Anyways, I won’t be angry with you because it’s Christmas. Thanks for the nice gift, Maki.”


Aka Hana no Tonakai (Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer) ~Rika/Miki

“ACCCHOOO!!!!” The girl sneezed loudly as a speck of dust entered her nostrils. The yearly general cleaning was the dreaded thing that she hated the most. She’s an asthmatic person and dusts and smog were one of the triggers. Luckily this year, a friend decided to help her clean her pad. She never asked for it but that particular girl extended her help without any questions. She somewhat ‘hated’ that girl at first for she always makes fun of her but now, she realized that first impressions don’t last.

“Hey, are you alright? If you’re already tired, rest first. Don’t strain yourself. I can take care of this.”

“But…”

“No buts! Just rest first and then you can help me out later. I don’t want you to have an attack. Look, your nose is already red. You look like Rudolf now.” The girl laughed at her friend’s somewhat lame joke. She nodded and went to her room to rest for a while.

“Thanks Miki. You’re so good to me.”

“Well, my comments can be pretty harsh because you always put up that ‘Charmy Ishikawa desu!’ antics but yeah, we’re still friends.. So… yeah, that’s it.”

“You seem that you’re not good in making nice comments. All I can hear is the word… ‘yeah’.” Miki glared at the girl near the door.

“What did I tell you, Rudolf? Go and rest now or I swear I’ll throw these dusts on your face!”

“Hidoi… Fine, Vixen. I’ll rest now.”

“Ehh? Vixen? I thought I’m Santa? Am I not good to you now?” Rika laughed. This girl can be weird sometimes.

“It’s one of Santa’s reindeer, Vixen, Panzer, Rudolf, etc. And besides, I think that name suits you.” Miki glared at Rika and this time. The two of them laughed at the same time. “Rudolf’s going to rest now. Thanks for helping me.”



Morobi To Kozorite(Joy to the World) ~ Eri/Yuuko
Eri was scared when the great ‘Yuuko Nakazawa’ invited her to her apartment. She didn’t know why but her heart can’t stop beating really fast. As she pressed the doorbell, she remembered her birthday party last night where Yuuko whispered to her the invitation.

“Go to my apartment tomorrow night. I’ll take no for an answer.”

She heard the lock of the door opened and her heart doubled its pace. She heard strange rumors about some kind of ‘initiation’ that her sempai did to her victims before. And now, she’s all alone with her tonight. She closed her eyes as she saw the door opened in front of her.

“Hey Eric! Are you going to sell me some gifts?” Eri opened her eyes and it was met by her sempai’s warmest smile. “Merry Christmas, come in!”

Eri was struck by the wonderful Christmas decorations inside Yuuko’s lair. It felt warm, welcoming and friendly despite the fierce image that the owner was exhibiting in public.

“I have a gift for you. And prepared some food that I know you will love.”

“Ehh? Why are you doing this?” Eri asked. She was so curious at the sudden change of behavior that her sempai was showing her.

“Well, I just read this certain fic that you are my daughter so yeah. Since it’s your birthday yesterday, I thought I’ll treat you like my daughter as my gift.”

“Ehh? What do you mean by fic? And I thought that you have a gift for me?”

“Fic is some kind of a story. Don’t strain your mind thinking about that. And the gift that I have is your Christmas gift, not your birthday gift.”

“Kaasan… So you really admitted that you’re already old.” Eri nudged Yuuko’s sides. Yuuko glared at her.

“DON’T YOU DARE RUIN MY MOOD WHEN I’M BEING NICE HERE YOUNG LADY!!!.... Hehehe, I scared you haven’t I? Come on, let’s eat.” Eri was overjoyed at the nice dinner that her ‘mother’ prepared. After eating, they played some PS2 games and sang various songs in the built in ‘karaoke’ program in Yuuko’s newly bought DVD player. And then, Yuuko gave a large box to Eri. Eri opened it quickly and was delighted at the huge turtle stuffed toy that Yuuko gave her as a gift. She hugged her ‘mother’ tightly.

“THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!! I think this is the best day of my life! I had fun staying in your apartment. You know, I was scared when I went here. I hear lots of negative rumors about you and your apartment.”

“Glad I made you happy this Christmas. And yeah, those rumors were true. And I’ll initiate you right now.” Yuuko grinned at Eri. She caught her hand and pushed Eri towards the chair. She quickly got a rope from underneath it and tied Eri’s small hands before disappearing in the kitchen. Eri wanted to cry. It seemed that Yuuko’s generosity and kindness was only a mask for her hidden plan. Yuuko emerged back from the kitchen.

“I wouldn’t take no for an answer. You’re already 20 so don’t tell me that you’re still young to drink sake.”



Kiyoshi Kono Yoru (Silent Night) ~Ai/Kaori

Ai Takahashi. The new face of Hello! Project, the leader of Morning Musume. She was also doing a detective drama on NHK and busy with their upcoming year-ender concert. With all the activities that she’s been doing, she’s somewhat exhausted and tired. She’s looking for their Christmas break as a day to rest, be in touch with her inner self, and think about these past events and to make some objectives for the coming year.

The day came and all she did in the morning was sleep, sleep and sleep. She woke up at around six in the evening. She cooked some pasta and some pork for dinner. She bought a cake last night and some salad for dessert just in case somebody would drop by; although she knew that she wouldn’t have any visitors because all of them were with their own families. She was halfway through her ‘Christmas’ dinner when her door bell rang.

“Who could that be?” Ai stood up and went to her door. She opened her door and was surprised by the sudden visit of someone she didn’t even think would visit her.

“Merry Christmas!”

“Merry Christmas too, sempai. Come in.” Ai opened her door wide enough for her visitor to come inside. “Have you eaten your dinner yet? I have some pasta and sweets in the ref.” The taller person nodded and Ai prepared her some foods. They both ate silently. Ai didn’t have the slightest idea as to why her sempai was visiting her but it seemed that the ‘other’ already read her mind.

“Oh yeah, I’m here to help you relax.”

“Huh?” Ai was surprised at what she heard. It seemed that she underestimated her sempai’s powers.

“It’s stressful being the leader right? I know how hard it is so I thought that I’ll help you unwind a little bit. It all lies in the concentration.” After eating their dinner, Ai led her to her room. Apparently, her sempai brought some aromatic candles in which she said will help her ‘feel the mood’ and relax. Ai did what the other was telling her to do in a slow, hypnotizing voice.

“Close your eyes… Think nothing and let me lead you towards a wonderful, happy place.” Ai thought that it’s funny at first but as soon as she felt relieved and at ease, she thought otherwise and let her thoughts wander at her sempai’s ‘world’. At the end of the ‘session’, Ai felt as at peace. In the session, her sempai helped her set goals and objectives for the next year.

“You really helped me a lot.”

“It’s nothing. I’ve been in your position for at least five years so I know what you’re experiencing right now.”

“Thanks a lot, Iida-sempai.”



Kaze Mo Yuki Mo Tomodachida (Frosty the Snowman)~ Sayumi/Hitomi

Sayumi woke up in the middle of the night. There’s something… or someone inside her house. Her mother and sister visited her earlier but they didn’t stay in her apartment. It was Sayumi’s first Christmas in her apartment alone because she always went back to Yamaguchi a day before Christmas. Sad to say, but they have a rehearsal tomorrow so she has no choice but to celebrate it alone. To remove the loneliness that she’s feeling, she tried to sleep it away.

~CRASH~

Sayumi hid herself in her blankets. Someone was DEFINITELY inside her house and who ever that someone is, that person’s making a whole lot of mess. She tried to open her lamp beside her but it seemed that someone cut the electric lines. And talk about bad timing because she hasn’t recharged her phone’s battery. A lot of things ran on to her mind.

“What if that person’s a psychotic killer? Or a rapist? Or a kidnapper??!? Waaaahh!!! KOWAII YO!!! Somebody please save me! I don’t want to die!!!” And then Sayumi started remembering things. And she had no idea why the scenes were the ones where she’s always helpless, a weakling. As she remembered how her friends laugh at her, her courage grew.

“I will show them that I’m not like that at all.” Sayumi got out of her bed and grabbed a baseball bat inside her cabinet. She wanted to throw it before but now, she found its usefulness. Slowly, she descended the stairs, towards her living room. Before she went out of her room, she grabbed her flashlight. She focused the light to her floor. She noticed that it’s full of white flakes which looked like snow. She stepped on it. It’s not cold. It’s one of those movie-type snow. And then from her peripheral vision, she noticed someone move near the kitchen. She quickly flashed her light in its direction only to find out a ‘snowman’ standing there.

“Ehh? Is this a kind of joke?” Said said to nobody in particular. She dropped her bat and checked the ‘snowman’. She was about to turn around the snowman but it moved quickly and hugged her.

“WAAAAHHH!!!”

“Merry Christmas, my little princess!” The familiar voice of the snowman came out. Sayumi looked at the tall girl that she was facing now.

“Ehh, Yocchan?!? Why?”

“I just want to visit one of my princesses this wonderful night. I know that you’re alone, and nobody wants to be alone on Christmas eve so yeah…” Sayumi tried to hold back her tears because of happiness. She’s not alone now.

“Thank you…”

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Morning Musume Christmas Special- 12/24/09)
Post by: kuro808 on December 24, 2009, 08:40:34 PM

I don't want to individually comment on each but I will try by posts instead :lol:

Your first set, a lot of intimate scenes which is really good especially the Konkon/Mako one

The second set, every carol in Japanese sugoiiiii~ Very relative to each song

what else???? Oh yeah have a merry christmas and keep up your writing

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Morning Musume Christmas Special- 12/24/09)
Post by: kRisZ on December 25, 2009, 02:36:06 PM

Merry Christmas  :mon santa4:

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Morning Musume Christmas Special- 12/24/09)
Post by: rndmnwierd on December 25, 2009, 10:55:40 PM

Cute!

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Morning Musume Christmas Special- 12/24/09)
Post by: badsaints on December 27, 2009, 07:55:15 AM

Wahhhhhh I missed reading this before Christmas :doh: Guess this will be post-Christmas comment? :sweatdrop:

It's H!P Christmas Galore! My fav has got to be Santa’s Reindeer. How can you not love the Santa-Reindeer combo? :inlove:

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Morning Musume Christmas Special- 12/24/09)
Post by: cogi_yoshi on December 31, 2009, 12:16:59 PM

Just a quick post before the end of the year!!!! I'll just post this one and then log out again... I'll cook spaghetti first. I'll just come back later, before the New Year celebrations will start here and try to finish the next chapter of that fangirl fic of mine because of a deal...ahahahaha... Oh yeah.....before I forgot....


HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS!!!!! :mon santa3: :mon santa2: :mon firecrack: :cheers  :cow: :yossi: :otomerika:


enjoy reading this crazy fic!XD


Legend of the Firecracker

One fine evening, a young couple was staring at the clear night sky when suddenly, fireworks exploded from afar, giving different colors to the sky.

“Nee, Ai-chan. Do you know how they put different colors in the fire crackers? Do they put food coloring in the gun powder?”

“Why would they put FOOD coloring there? Risa, you are really funny.”

“But, how can they produce those yellow, green and pink colors?” Risa looked back at her lover who was holding her from behind.

“Hhmmm, there’s a story that I’ve read on a book about fire crackers. It’s like an urban legend.”

“Come on, tell it to me.”

……………………
“Once upon a time, even before China was being ruled by an emperor, there were three powerful kingdoms. The North, Middle and South Kingdoms were ruled by three, young queens. The North Kingdom was ruled by Queen Junjun. The kingdom was much like Sparta. They were focused on military tactics and kung-fu. The people respected their queen because of her prowess in the battle field. Her tall figure and awesome brute strength was enough to make their enemies ran away from her.

The South Kingdom was ruled by Queen Aika. That kingdom was like Athens. The queen wanted her people to be intelligent and creative so she put up many schools. The queen even gave scholarships to those with ‘special’ ability like her. She became queen not by blood or marriage but because of her high memory capacity. She can memorize a list of names or things in twenty minutes.

Queen Linlin was the ruler of the Middle Kingdom. The people there were happy and contented with their lives. They were the traders and businessmen of the old China. Queen Linlin was a jolly queen and she wanted her people to be like her. Every morning, the citizens of her kingdom would gather near her palace. When the first ray of sunlight illuminates the statue of the queen, Queen Linlin would come out of her room and laugh with her people.”

…………….
“What?!?! EVERYDAY??? They are laughing with the queen?” Risa asked quite shocked at her girlfriend’s story.

“Yeah, according to that book, it’s like the queen wanted to start their day right with a laugh. They even nick named her the ‘HAHA Queen’.”

“Really weird queen if you ask me. So, where do the colors of the fire crackers fit in?”
………………….
“These kingdoms have different Gods that they worship. For the North Kingdom, they worshipped the studious but narcissistic, pink hare-God, Sayu. The South, they worshipped the fiery yellow tiger-God, Reina and for the Middle Kingdom, the subtle and shy green turtle-God, Eri. As you noticed, the gods that they were worshipping were in contrast with what the kingdoms were doing. And it was noticed by a young, mischievous traveler named Koharu.

Koharu visited the South Kingdom first. When she heard that there’s a ‘Memory’ Competition and the winner will get a free meal, she decided to join, only to be surprised that she will have to compete with the queen. It was a tough fight but still, the Queen won. Even though Koharu lost, the queen still gave her a free meal and a free tour of the kingdom.”

“And this is the shrine of our Tiger God, Reina.”

“Hhmm, who made this statue? Your god has wonky eyes.”

“Don’t say that about our God. She might kill you with her Fiery Glare.”

“Ok, I won’t but still… her eyes… it’s a little disturbing.”

…………………….
“After visiting the South Kingdom, she went to the Middle Kingdom and ‘interrupted’ the morning routine.”

“WHERE IS IT??? WHAT’S THE REASON OF YOUR LAUGHING MARATHON? I DON’T SEE SOMETHING FUNNY! SHARE IT TO ME~!!!”

“Even though she disturbed their routine, since she’s on the land where only happiness exists, she was forgiven by their good queen.”

“You know, you should stay here in our kingdom. You’re a jolly person too.”

“I can’t stay in just one place. I’m a traveler and I would want to see different places before I die.”

“If that’s the case, then let out tortoise-god, Eri, guide you on your journey.”

“Ehh? Why does your God’s thighs are like that?”

“That’s because she uses her power called Thunder Thighs.”

“Thunder Thighs? Shouldn’t it be Thunder shell or something? She’s a tortoise. She’s supposed to have low leg powers right?”

………………………
“When she reached the North Kingdom, they were in the middle of their Daily Exercise. Queen Junjun was not happy with the disturbance that she made the traveler do push-ups, 100 times.”

“UWAAAH~! I’M SO TIRED!!!!”

“That’s your punishment for interrupting our exercise.”

“Geez, will you lighten up? It’s just an exercise.”

“It’s not JUST an exercise. It’s important for us to have good body built.”

“Ehh? If you’re so into ‘body building’, then why does this statue of this girl looks so skinny? She looks like a wimp if you ask me.”

“Don’t you dare disrespect our hare-God, Sayu! She will punish you with her ‘venom tongue’!”

…………………….
“Koharu stayed at the shoreline of the North Kingdom, ready to go out of China the next day. While she was asleep, the 3 Gods were having a confrontation in their sky palace.”

“I’LL KILL THAT GIRL!!! SHE SAID I HAVE WONKY EYES!!!”

“Hey, calm down. Lower your voice, I’m trying to sleep here.”

“In case you were asleep earlier. SHE BAD-MOUTHED YOUR THIGHS!!!”

“ZZZzzzzzzzz.”

“Geez, Reina. You’ll get wrinkles on your face if you don’t stop what you’re doing.”

“BUT, THAT KID’S REALLY ANNOYING!!!! DON’T TELL ME YOU’RE NOT ANGRY WITH HER WHEN SHE CALLED YOU A WIMP!!!!”

“Well, I don’t mind being called a wimp as long as I’m the cutest god there is on the entire heaven.”

“ARRRGGGHHH!!!!! ARE YOU REALLY THE NORTH KINGDOM’S GOD?!?! YOU WON’T EVEN FIGHT!!!”

“And look who’s talking… your kingdom is a peaceful and intellectual kingdom. And if you have a ‘brain’, then you’ll realize that you have to stay calm and at peace with your inner self.”

“The tiger god was really angry with Koharu and the hare-god amplified her ‘grouchiness’. She grabbed a carrot and threw it towards the hare-god but her ‘wonky’ eyes made it hard for her to aim and thus, hitting the sleeping tortoise-god.”

“THAT WAS MY FOOD!!!! I’ll KILL YOU!!!”

“WHO DISTURB MY SLEEP!?!?!?! YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS!!!!”

“FINE! LET’S FINISH THIS ARGUMENT TONIGHT!!”

“The tortoise-god opened her shell and out came an army of little turtles. The tiger-god growled and from her breath, formed an army of little kittens. The hare-god hopped around and from the wind that she produced, came an army of little bunnies.  The 3 armies clashed with each other and when they clashed, they produced a wonderful color in the sky followed by a loud bang. Koharu was woken up at the sound and she watched the spectacle with awe, not knowing that she’s the first one to start it.”

…………………..
“And that’s how the firecracker’s colors started based on the book by ‘Murasaki Aoi’.” Ai finished her story. Risa remained quiet, as if she’s still processing something.

“So, I guess, the pink colors came from the bunnies then, the green ones, from the turtle and the yellow colors came from the kitties?”

“Yes. Cool right?”

“Yeah, cool story. I didn’t know that there’s a legend about that. You really love reading books. I guess, you lived in that South Kingdom in your past life.” Ai laughed at what her girlfriend just said. The two continued watching the night sky being lit up with fireworks.

“Nee~ Ai-chan, I wonder if Koharu’s still the cause of this ‘heavenly war’ right now.”

“Hmm, I highly agree.”

“Why?”

“Well, because after that incident, Koharu went here in Japan and annoyed our own gods Izanagi and Izanami.”

“Ohh, she really is mischievous.”

“Yes she is… Can we please stop talking about her? Let’s just enjoy our date here.”

THE END


HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS!!!!XD

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Legend of the Firecracker- 12/31/09)
Post by: rndmnwierd on December 31, 2009, 01:01:44 PM

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: *gasp* :rofl: :rofl:

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Legend of the Firecracker- 12/31/09)
Post by: kuro808 on December 31, 2009, 04:58:48 PM

that was really funny, something that was needed for today  :rofl:

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Legend of the Firecracker- 12/31/09)
Post by: kawaii beam on December 31, 2009, 05:22:20 PM

lol that was so cute XD all of those fit the girls perfectly XD expecialy with koha as the mistchif maker XD

“WHERE IS IT??? WHAT’S THE REASON OF YOUR LAUGHING MARATHON? I DON’T SEE SOMETHING FUNNY! SHARE IT TO ME~!!!”

^
that made me laugh my ass off XDDDD

thanks X3 and happy new year to you too~!

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Legend of the Firecracker- 12/31/09)
Post by: kRisZ on January 01, 2010, 10:05:05 AM

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Legend of the Firecracker- 12/31/09)
Post by: badsaints on January 01, 2010, 05:51:07 PM

LOL this is hilarious :lol: I first read this story shortly before the countdown and 'nuff to say that I couldn't view the fireworks as... fireworks XD Wonder if Koharu did something mischievious in my town as well :nervous

Hmm I wonder what Koharu did to Izanagi and Izanami :lol:

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Legend of the Firecracker- 12/31/09)
Post by: Retro Bubble on January 01, 2010, 09:15:26 PM

That was all sorts of awesome!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Legend of the Firecracker- 12/31/09)
Post by: lil_hamz on January 02, 2010, 11:55:39 AM

This fic was too funny!! I don't know how you came up with it but golly, everything fitted really well. The details about the gods' appearances XD and characters and linking it to the colors of the fireworks :shocked You really put a lot of thought into this. Koharu as the unwitting troublemaker was win :lol:

Happy Nii Year to you too :twothumbs

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Legend of the Firecracker- 12/31/09)
Post by: cogi_yoshi on January 04, 2010, 08:03:54 PM

I'm glad that you liked my new year present.. thanks a lot...

Quote from: badsaints on January 01, 2010, 05:51:07 PM

LOL this is hilarious :lol: I first read this story shortly before the countdown and 'nuff to say that I couldn't view the fireworks as... fireworks XD Wonder if Koharu did something mischievious in my town as well :nervous

Hmm I wonder what Koharu did to Izanagi and Izanami :lol:

Yeah.. I wonder wherether Koharu visited my town too... and made the Rokkies fight with each other again last New Year's Eve... :rofl:

Quote from: lil_hamz on January 02, 2010, 11:55:39 AM

This fic was too funny!! I don't know how you came up with it but golly, everything fitted really well. The details about the gods' appearances XD and characters and linking it to the colors of the fireworks :shocked You really put a lot of thought into this. Koharu as the unwitting troublemaker was win :lol:

Happy Nii Year to you too :twothumbs

I really didn't put a lot of thought to it... It just came into my mind while I'm still at my work.. and my co-workers were staring at me because I was having a hard time holding my laughter. I even went inside the bar area so that I can laugh freely without my co-workers or the guests seeing me... My imaginations timing's really bad.. :rofl


I had another fic...it's not the first time that I made a fic inside a fic..but this one's easier to make because it's funny... It's already 3am here..and I still have work tomorrow morning. so I'll just post it and then I'll be off to dream land.



Tanaka-Deka’s Regrets

Every great story has its back ground. Sometimes, it just popped out of one’s mind, much like a bulb lighting inside the head while crying out ‘Eureka’. Other times, a good story can be based on experience, or something that have been seen or read. And for one Reina Tanaka… it could be both.

It started one day, when her two best friends were acting a little ‘too’ close to each other. Reina looked at them quizzically. It was just last week where they had that little ‘play’ where the older one, tried to ‘protect’ her from the narcissist; but now, it seemed that the two ‘leveled-up’ in terms of closeness. The great ‘Tanaka-Deka, wanted to know the truth.

She started observing/stalking her friends. She saw how the bunny would take an extra ‘touch’ on the turtle’s hand; a quick but definitely  ‘lovingly’ kiss on the cheeks; a tight hug that’s becoming habitually… as in everyday, every hour.. and every minute that the two spent time alone together. They were ‘not’ that always ‘alone’, sometimes they spend their time with the leader or sub-leader… or even with her but still… Reina felt that they’ve become ‘too far’ from her.

Reina remembered the dialogue a week before; the day before it all started. Even though she’s not good at using the high-tech box; with a thing named after a pest and a lot of buttons with characters, she decided to use it (against her will of course). She typed in slowly first of the two ‘label’ that she had remembered. Reina was shocked with the result. When she typed the second-one, she was overwhelmed at the great number of supporters. The turtle was right; there were more ‘TanaKamei’ pairings than the ‘TanaShige’ ones. Reina followed the links and she was greeted with a page where Morning Musume ‘stories’ resides.

Reina’s wonky eyes grew wider as the genre jumped from normal Momusu stuffs, to sci-fi, to paranormal, to fluff, and lastly… to the ‘ero-side’. Reina stayed unmoved for the past hour. She managed to read three TanaShige ‘ero’ fic and most of it was really out of character. They were intoxicated? They were not yet on the right age to drink and she would definitely not ‘do’ it on a really dirty public restroom. She rested her eyes first and let the reality sink in. There were people, more specifically, fans that made stories like that to them. Considering that she’s the one who started that ‘play’ thing on Hawaii and on the DVD magazine, but those fans were really ‘exaggerating’ it.

Reina continued reading and this time, she read those with ‘TanaKamei’ tags. Reina blinked many times as she read the different stories. Since when did she become a mushy person? Ok, she’s a good person inside her yankii attitude but crying ‘overly’ when Eri left her? Trying to kill herself? Being over romantic to Eri? Being the ‘initiator’? She can’t even imagine herself starting those kinds of things towards her friend. Reina snickered. The fans should try to investigate more. But she can’t really blame it right? After all, it’s all fiction. Her eyes were so tired from reading all of those stuffs that she decided to turn the computer off… but she noticed something that she should have noticed earlier on… A KameShige fic.

…………………
Finding the Truth

“OHAYOU~!” The narcissist extraordinaire and the atomic aho greeted cheerily. The other members greeted them back, but not the little yankii. She went towards the turtle and pulled her away from the bunny.

“Hey, are you alright? What happened last night?”

“Yeah, you can say that I’m still in one piece. We just talked.. Oh, she let me have enough sleep.”

“Ehh?? How’s that???” Reina asked, quite shocked that Eri got a different treatment than her.

“I don’t know.. Maybe because, we’re best friends.”

“But I’m your best friend too! We’re Rokkies!”

“Uhhh.. maybe because, we’re a little bit too close to each other.”

……………………
It was a normal day at the studio. The girls were trying to learn the choreography for their new song. Reina couldn’t help but notice the way the bunny and the turtle ‘communicate’ with each other. They were a little too close from comfort during breaks. When she mingled with them, the two started acting awkwardly. Reina smelled something fishy going on between the two. Reina knew how ‘evil’ Sayu can be sometimes and she was thinking that she might be planning something against the current leaders so her and Eri can be the leader. Thinking of the possible every day ‘narcissistic’ routines that the ‘future’ sub-leader will make them do was making her head ache. Reina decided to learn the truth.

“Hey guys! Want to go shopping today?!”

“SURE!!!” Almost all of the girls answered back. Reina turned to her fellow rokkies who was looking like they were planning something else.

“How about you two? Come on, it’ll be fun!”

“I’m sorry Reina but I promised Eri that I’ll treat her today. JUST her.”

“You’re going to treat me?” Eri pointed at herself.

“Yes~!” Sayu forced a laugh. Reina knew something was wrong the moment ‘Eri’ was a little bit slow to play along with Sayu. The other girls started pulling her away from her fellow rokkies and was excited about shopping that they didn’t mind whether the two was going with them.

“Oh well, there’s always a next time to find the truth.
……………………..
“So, what did she ask you?” The bunny asked the turtle after their rehearsals.

“She just asked me why you gave her a different treatment than me. She’s really annoyed that you only let her sleep for an hour while you gave me at least four hours of sleep.” Sayumi chuckled and hugged her so called ‘best friend’.

“Of course.. she’s different. She’s not the one I truly love.” Sayumi held Eri’s chin and kissed her passionately on her lips. Eri abruptly pulled away as she remembered that they were still inside the studio.

“Sayu, not here. Someone might come back.”

“No one will comeback. Reina invited them go to shopping with her right? So don’t be afraid… after all, I locked it after they’ve gone away.” Sayumi smirked as she remembered what she had done earlier. Eri was shocked at the ‘naughtiness’ of her girlfriend at first and then smiled.

“You really are evil sometimes.”

“Well, only for you.” Sayumi answered before diving in for another kiss.

The End

~PM me if you want the perv.  :D~





…………………
“HOLY CRAP!!!!” Reina exclaimed as she read that ‘single’ fic. It looked like the ‘author’ has some kind of ‘psychic powers’ and used it as tool to ‘spy’ on their daily lives. Reina hovered her fingers on the keyboard. Her inner self wanted to ‘read’ that ‘ero’ fic but at the same time… she felt really bad for her two friends. Given that the story was really, really close to the real thing that happened last week, she wanted to know what happened when those two were alone inside a room. She secured and tied little angel-Reina and proceeded with making an account on that forum.

………………
“Tanaka-san, what are you doing alone here?” The tall ‘miracle’ member asked as soon as she saw her sempai looking blankly at the vast space in front of her.

“Searching for inner peace of mind.”  Reina replied nonchalantly. Koharu was about to poke her on her side to check whether she’s just asleep and sleep talking when Aika came, hugging Reina immediately from behind.

“Tanaka-san! Let’s go shopping after practice! Help me pick a good camera.”

“Can I come along too?! I wanted to buy a new belt.” Koharu squealed with delight.

“Sure! You can come along with us, right Tanaka-san?” Aika hugged tightly the little yankii which made the one involved to snap out of her reverie and remembered what she read last night:



Koha-Rei pairing (rated R)
Wrapped
Summary: Reina was obsessed with Koharu but the other liked Aika. Reina invited Koharu to her house for a tea party, drugged her and used a belt to tie her up to her bed. Warning: Not for the faint hearted.


ReiKa pairing (fluff)
Click
Summary: Aika asked Reina to be her model in her photography assignment. Aika made Reina wear different sets of clothes which made the ‘photographer’ make mistakes on her shots. Contains lovey-dovey scenes that would make any fans go wild at this pairing.

“GAAAAHHHH!!!!!” Reina shouted and ran away from her two, stunned kouhais. Reina needed to ran away from them as soon as possible. The writer really was a psychic. Her feet ran and ran until it took her to the direction of the elevator. When the door opened, Reina saw her two best friends inside, kissing and groping each other. The two quickly stopped what they were doing when they saw a frozen Reina in front of them.

“Hi there Reina! Where are you going? We still have practice today.” Sayumi asked, without a trail of embarrassment on her voice for being ‘caught-up-in-the-act’. The other one was doing badly and was turning into a tomato. The two moved out of the elevator and walked towards the room where Reina was a moment ago. Reina made the two stop on their tracks with her ‘bold’ question.

“Just what are you doing inside the elevator?” Reina ‘fearfully’ asked the two culprits. She didn’t really want to hear the truth, it’s just that she’s curious whether that ‘author’ has hit the spot.

“Ahhh… nothing.. we are doing nothing.. Right Shige-san?” Eri nervously looked at the girl beside her.

“I think she deserves to know it. She’s still a rokkie.” Sayumi looked straight in Reina’s eyes. “Look Reina, Eri and I have been officially dating since last week… and it started right after our phone incident. Remember I called her? So there. We’re lovers now and I think you know what ‘lovers’ usually do right?” Reina’s color left her face. That ‘author’ was really right.

“I know… you don’t have to mention it to me.” Reina went inside the elevator and pushed the close button. Somehow, her imagination’s still ‘showing what she read on that ‘ero’ KameShige fic in which that ‘author’ described vividly.

“This is all your fault… YOU HEAR THAT!!! YOUR FAULT!!! STUPID ELEVATOR!!!!”  Reina banged the lifeless metal door with her fist. If only they didn’t see that YoMiki scene before… if they didn’t see that TakaGaki scene… if she didn’t let her ‘deka’ side took over and observed KameShige, then she would still have her sanity. A couple of floors down and the elevator door opened. Reina looked up and saw the taller of the Chinese members. She pushed the button of the floor where they will practice their new dance routine for their PV. As the door closed, Reina saw the other one pulled something from her bag.

“Ohayou Tanaka-san! Want some banana?” Reina’s mind went blank.

Jun-Rei Pairing (drama, angst)
Alone: Chapter 4
Summary: Reina was a loner in her school until a Chinese exchange student decided to get closer with her. Junjun was on the elevator with Reina and decided to start talking to her with an aid of a banana. Will Junjun succeed on making the girl her friend when Reina definitely didn’t want the other to know the truth behind her past? Chapter 4 is up and contains a lot of drama.

“NOOOOooooo!!!! LET ME OUT!!!!! I’M STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!”

The End



oh yeah... if you haven't noticed it yet...this is part 6 of my Inside the Elevator oneshot series..XD

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Tanaka-Deka's Regrets- 01/04/10)
Post by: kawaii beam on January 04, 2010, 11:23:00 PM

XDDD nice~! poor reina XDD she must be truamatized XDDD

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Tanaka-Deka's Regrets- 01/04/10)
Post by: aussie on January 05, 2010, 12:13:30 AM

Poor poor Reina XD It reminds me of a similar fic I read where Yossie tries to 'educate' Reina and guide her to the world of fanfics, so that she can finally wake up and accept Eri's feelings for her....or something like that XD


But I always did wonder how the girls would feel if they came across fanfics about them, especially the pervy ones. Sayu even seems to be aware of some of the pairings XD

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Tanaka-Deka's Regrets- 01/04/10)
Post by: badsaints on January 05, 2010, 03:27:01 AM

Quote from: aussie on January 05, 2010, 12:13:30 AM

But I always did wonder how the girls would feel if they came across fanfics about them, especially the pervy ones. Sayu even seems to be aware of some of the pairings XD

I've always wonder too! XD And you never know one of the members here could be from H!P or the girls themselves :lol: Sayu knows about the pairings? Hmm wonder how :P


Guess Reina will be more self-aware of the interactions happening around her and will always link them to the world of fanfiction XD

p.s. Reina created an account? She must be real curious about what happened in the room :lol:

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Tanaka-Deka's Regrets- 01/04/10)
Post by: rndmnwierd on January 05, 2010, 11:25:27 AM

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Even though she’s not good at using the high-tech box; with a thing named after a pest and a lot of buttons with characters, she decided to use it

:lol:

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Koha-Rei pairing (rated R)
Wrapped
Summary: Reina was obsessed with Koharu but the other liked Aika. Reina invited Koharu to her house for a tea party, drugged her and used a belt to tie her up to her bed. Warning: Not for the faint hearted.

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ReiKa pairing (fluff)
Click
Summary: Aika asked Reina to be her model in her photography assignment. Aika made Reina wear different sets of clothes which made the ‘photographer’ make mistakes on her shots. Contains lovey-dovey scenes that would make any fans go wild at this pairing.

:lol: :lol:

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“This is all your fault… YOU HEAR THAT!!! YOUR FAULT!!! STUPID ELEVATOR!!!!”

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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“Ohayou Tanaka-san! Want some banana?” Reina’s mind went blank.

Jun-Rei Pairing (drama, angst)
Alone: Chapter 4
Summary: Reina was a loner in her school until a Chinese exchange student decided to get closer with her. Junjun was on the elevator with Reina and decided to start talking to her with an aid of a banana. Will Junjun succeed on making the girl her friend when Reina definitely didn’t want the other to know the truth behind her past? Chapter 4 is up and contains a lot of drama.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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“NOOOOooooo!!!! LET ME OUT!!!!! I’M STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!”

:lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :imdead: Freaking awesome.

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Tanaka-Deka's Regrets- 01/04/10)
Post by: cogi_yoshi on January 09, 2010, 05:49:47 PM

Quote from: aussie on January 05, 2010, 12:13:30 AM

Poor poor Reina XD It reminds me of a similar fic I read where Yossie tries to 'educate' Reina and guide her to the world of fanfics, so that she can finally wake up and accept Eri's feelings for her....or something like that XD

what fic is that? and where did you read it? I want to read it too..XD

Quote from: badsaints on January 05, 2010, 03:27:01 AM

I've always wonder too! XD And you never know one of the members here could be from H!P or the girls themselves :lol: Sayu knows about the pairings? Hmm wonder how :P


Guess Reina will be more self-aware of the interactions happening around her and will always link them to the world of fanfiction XD

p.s. Reina created an account? She must be real curious about what happened in the room :lol:

I don't know about H!P but on Johnny's,some of them know about the pairings... I forgot the show (maybe Utaban??) but Subaru of Kanjani 8 said that he liked this certain english song and he bought it's album. And I think when they asked where he got that, he said that it's on Youtube.. it's the song used for an OPV of him and Yassu (SubaYas)... Ahahahaha... I hope the girls were like that too.XD

about ur ps... If only I can write pervy fics... I'll not hesitate in writing it so that you can have a glimpse as to why Reina was really curious...ahahaha..XD

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Tanaka-Deka's Regrets- 01/04/10)
Post by: kRisZ on January 10, 2010, 12:07:43 PM

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Reina knew how ‘evil’ Sayu can be sometimes and she was thinking that she might be planning something against the current leaders so her and Eri can be the leader. Thinking of the possible every day ‘narcissistic’ routines that the ‘future’ sub-leader will make them do was making her head ache. Reina decided to learn the truth.

  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

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Koha-Rei pairing (rated R)
Wrapped
Summary: Reina was obsessed with Koharu but the other liked Aika. Reina invited Koharu to her house for a tea party, drugged her and used a belt to tie her up to her bed. Warning: Not for the faint hearted.

OMG  :on lol:  :on lol:  :on lol:

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eiKa pairing (fluff)
Click
Summary: Aika asked Reina to be her model in her photography assignment. Aika made Reina wear different sets of clothes which made the ‘photographer’ make mistakes on her shots. Contains lovey-dovey scenes that would make any fans go wild at this pairing.

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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Jun-Rei Pairing (drama, angst)
Alone: Chapter 4
Summary: Reina was a loner in her school until a Chinese exchange student decided to get closer with her. Junjun was on the elevator with Reina and decided to start talking to her with an aid of a banana. Will Junjun succeed on making the girl her friend when Reina definitely didn’t want the other to know the truth behind her past? Chapter 4 is up and contains a lot of drama.

“NOOOOooooo!!!! LET ME OUT!!!!! I’M STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!”

Holy cow  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:


COGI I LOVE YOU AND YOUR IMAGINATIONS  XD  XD  XD

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (If You Were Gay TakaGaki- 01/11/10)
Post by: cogi_yoshi on January 10, 2010, 06:55:32 PM

^ahahahaha...thanks. :love:

It's my birthday yesterday here(01/10).. and my b-day gift to myself is through another fic...Someone asked me to use Avenue Q's 'If You Were Gay' song in a YoMiki OPV... but due to the lack or resources, I wasn't able to. So, I'll just use it in a TakaGaki song fic... Enjoy...XD

If You Were Gay



Ai Takahashi just finished taking a bath after an hour… that is because she finished a level of ‘Final Fantasy XII’ game on her PSP. It’s her ideal way to relax on their hectic schedule. She dressed up and sat on her couch to read her favorite book.

Ai:
“Aah, an afternoon alone with
My favorite book, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows."
No roommate to bother me.
How could it get any better than this?”

Ai cringed when she heard the door open and in came the Reaction Queen, straight from their ‘GakiKame’ show.

Risa:
“Oh, hi Ai!” Risa greeted excitedly and sat down in front of Ai.

Ai:
“Hi Risa” Ai replied flatly.

Risa:
“Hey Ai, you'll never
Guess what happened to
Me on the subway this morning.
This girl was smiling at me and talking to me”

Ai:
“That's very interesting.” Ai responded monotonously and focused on reading her book. Nothing will stop her from finishing the last installment of J.K Rowling’s story.

Risa:
“She was being real friendly,
And I think she was coming on to me.
I think she might've thought I was gay!”

As soon as she heard the last word, Ai looked up from her book and stared at her grinning best friend. Ai cleared her throat before answering.

Ai:
“Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this? Why should I care? I don't care.” She then decided to change the topic.

“What did you have for lunch today?”

Risa:
“Oh, you don't have to get all defensive about it, Ai..” Risa grinned at her friend. Ai raised her voice as soon as she heard the ‘D’ word.

Ai:
“I'm NOT getting defensive!
What do I care about some gay girl you met, okay?
I'm trying to read.”

As to prove her point, Ai raised her book, on her eye-level to completely ignore her friend, and started reading a paragraph or so. Risa remained quiet for a while and then decided to continue her ‘attack’ on her best friend’s ‘preferences’.

Risa:
“Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Ai.
I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.”

Ai:
“I don't want to talk about it, Risa! This conversation is over!!!” Ai snapped.

Risa:
“Yeah, but...”

Ai:
“OVER!!!” Ai, yelled as she glared at her friend. Risa on the other hand didn’t seem affected at all.

Risa:
“Well, okay, but just so you know …” Risa stood up from her chair, making Ai look at her presence before starting to sing and dance.

“IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)

Ai tried to process what was happening to her friend. She made a mental note to separate her best friend from a certain turtle so that turtle will not be able to impart her craziness to Risa.

Ai:
"Risa, please!
I am trying to read....” Risa just grinned at her making her somewhat irritated.
“What?!”

Risa:
IF YOU WERE QUEER

Ai:
“Ah, Risa!” Ai face-palmed herself. Risa was really acting weirdly all thanks to the ‘Ahou’ queen.

Risa:
I'D STILL BE HERE,

Ai:
“Risa, I'm trying to read this book.” Ai waved the book in front of Risa but the younger one just ignored it.

Risa:
YEAR AFTER YEAR

Ai:
“Risa!!!”

Risa:
BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR
TO ME,

Ai:
“Argh!” Ai covered her ears with her hands just to make her best friend’s noise go away.

Risa:
AND I KNOW THAT YOU

Ai:
“What?”

Risa:
WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,

Ai:
“I would?” Ai pointed at herself.

Risa:
IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU.

Ai:
“High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...” Ai tried thinking about different things just so she can escape her predicament.

Risa:
SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GIRLS?

Ai:
“Risa, that's GROSS!” Ai countered back. Eri must have given her best friend something for Risa to act ‘crazily’ like this.

Risa:
No it's not!
IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!

Ai:
“I am not listening!” Ai covered her ears and started running away from the delirious ‘bean’.

Risa:
AND HERE I'D STAY,

Ai:
“La la la la la!” Ai tried to mask Risa’s voice with her own but it seemed that the other person was immune to it.

Risa:
BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.

Ai:
“Aaaah!”

Risa:
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!

Ai:
“BUT I'M NOT GAY!” Ai shouted frustratingly.”

Risa:
If you were gay.

Ai:
“AHHHHH!”

The End

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (If You Were Gay TakaGaki- 01/11/10)
Post by: kuro808 on January 10, 2010, 07:40:07 PM

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Oh god, that made my day right there

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (If You Were Gay TakaGaki- 01/11/10)
Post by: kawaii beam on January 10, 2010, 09:11:34 PM

XDD LOL poor ai XD eri must've given risa something XDDDD and happy birthday~! X3

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (If You Were Gay TakaGaki- 01/11/10)
Post by: rndmnwierd on January 11, 2010, 02:31:32 AM

 :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl:

I have a theory that Risa is the crazy one who infected Kame and Ai just never knew about it.

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (If You Were Gay TakaGaki- 01/11/10)
Post by: Miki IV on January 11, 2010, 04:42:51 AM

Cogi, I only have one sentence to say... ¡¡¡ I LOVE your fics !!! x3


<.<.... I forgot....


and HAPPY BIRTHDAY *-*

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (If You Were Gay TakaGaki- 01/11/10)
Post by: pretend_2besome1 on January 11, 2010, 02:10:44 PM

That was funny!

I like how Ai just blame it all on the ahou queen for Risa's craziness  :lol:

And happy belated b' day!!  :on BDay:

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (If You Were Gay TakaGaki- 01/11/10)
Post by: rndmnwierd on January 11, 2010, 02:17:14 PM

If you were gay - Animation + lyrics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWSN84s3rjg#) After seeing this, I can accurately put Takagaki in their places.

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (If You Were Gay TakaGaki- 01/11/10)
Post by: badsaints on January 11, 2010, 02:36:21 PM

:D I couldn't grinning the whole day after reading this :lol:

Hmm I wonder what Risa is trying to insinuate to Ai :twisted:


Edit:
Happy (belated) Birthday CY!!!   :on BDay:
I wanted to give you a bottle of :JD: but I'm afraid that you may be underaged...so I'll treat ya to a bowl of :mon noodle: instead

Keep rocking the house with your funny fics
:deejay

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (If You Were Gay TakaGaki- 01/11/10)
Post by: kRisZ on January 11, 2010, 03:07:46 PM

OMG  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


*goes off to get you your late birthday present*

here   (http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e289/samsay123/cartoons/zr.gif)   Birthday Kiss  :P

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (If You Were Gay TakaGaki- 01/11/10)
Post by: lil_hamz on January 12, 2010, 09:11:51 PM

Lol! I couldn't stop laughing the whole time I was reading this :D you really have talent in writing humor *thumbs up* Ai must been so bewildered by Risa's actions XD happy belated birthday!! I hoped you had a great one and may many more incredible ones will come in the future ^^

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (If You Were Gay TakaGaki- 01/11/10)
Post by: cogi_yoshi on January 14, 2010, 07:12:11 PM

WOah, so many greetings... THANK YOU GUYS!!!!! :wub: :wub: :wub:

@Kuro- *replied to your pm*. XD

@kawaii beam- yeah.... don't take Eri too lightly..ahahaha... :lol:

@C- (can I call u that?LOL)- yeah... it's the ahou queen that we're talking about...maybe she gave her something during their GakiKame radio show thus..Risa was acting like that towards Ai... :P

@rndmnwierd- OMG!!!! THAT VIDEO WAS SO COOL!!!!  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I was tempted to edit it and paste Risa and Ai's face on them but... yeah..didn't download that 'technology' yet. XD

Quote from: badsaints on January 11, 2010, 02:36:21 PM

:D I couldn't grinning the whole day after reading this :lol:

Hmm I wonder what Risa is trying to insinuate to Ai :twisted:

She's trying to tell Ai that she's gay and just let her gay insticts take over her so they can live happily ever after as a gay couple...ahahaha..TakaGaki rocks!!!

oh yeah...I'm old enough for that drink. I'm already 23 years old..but I don't want to ruin my liver...so yeah..thanks for the noodles. :hee:

@kRisZ- awww..thanks.. :love:

@lil_hamz- thank you.. I guess, making funny fics is my forte. :nervous



there are so many updates to read....but I have work again tomorrow morning.. I'll just read it after work... and I'll post this uhh....song fic? I can't sleep if I don't post it now..I have to get it out of my system...hahahaha... enjoy reading..XD



Destiny Love/ Disney Land

 Do you know the American movie, Josie and the Pussycats? If you do, then I think you will agree with me that music contains subliminal messages. Messages that will make you buy something like in that particular movie or do something as in some cases… but have you ever heard of a subliminal message that doesn’t make you forcefully buy something, rather, it promotes a place that gives happiness to every people regardless of age.  A place known as Disney Land. So, here’s the ‘message’ behind the song Destiny Love of High King. After hearing it… I bet you would pack your bags and visit Tokyo Disney Land… I did.

~Tsunku~

Destiny Love
(Disney Land)

Have you ever went, to a happy place
Where you can see your favorite characters like Mickey Mouse and friends

If you never did, then it’s time to go
 Buy a ticket and just enjoy yourself inside the Tokyo Disney Land

You can go to the park by means of car or train
By express train, it’s only fifteen minutes
Take the JR Keiyo Line towards Maihama Station
It’s just adjacent to the amusement park

We have been in that park a lot of times now
So what are you waiting for

Have you ever went, to a happy place
Where you can see your favorite characters like Mickey Mouse and friends

If you never did, then it’s time to go
 Buy a ticket and just enjoy yourself inside the Tokyo Disney Land

By car, just follow the coast of a bay to Chiba
And then exit at the Urayasu ramp
Take Route 357, go straight on the road about 1kilometer,
Make a U-turn at Mihama Rittai Road

Just follow the signs and then you’ll arrive
At the coolest place in Japan

There are seven themed areas in the park
And also there are many merchandise booths in each area
After riding in, one of the themed rides
Just take your time buying some souvenirs in the Disney Land

Disney Land you can see Mickey Mouse
Disney Land it’s a place to enjoy
Disney Land there you can go the iconic Cinderella Castle and Mickey’s Toon town
Disney Land you can never get enough
Disney Land you will come back many times
Disney Land want autographs from Momusu? then go here on weekends and ambush them on their rest days

Have you ever went, to a happy place
Where you can see your favorite characters like Mickey Mouse and friends

If you never did, then it’s time to go
 Buy a ticket and just enjoy yourself inside the Tokyo Disney Land

There are seven themed areas in the park
And also there are many merchandise booths in each area
After riding in, one of the themed rides
Just take your time buying some souvenirs in the Disney Land

Disney Land (until fade)

The End




Sorry if it's not 'at the same time' with the real song...it's hard to catch their 'rap' parts..ahahaha :sweat:

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Destiny Love/Disney Land- 01/14/10)
Post by: kuro808 on January 14, 2010, 09:42:00 PM

Good Job though :D

I can relay it in my mind right now so that's a start XD

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Destiny Love/Disney Land- 01/14/10)
Post by: rndmnwierd on January 15, 2010, 12:46:04 AM

 :lol: :lol: Nice. I knew it sounded too much like Disney to be a coincidence! :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Destiny Love/Disney Land- 01/14/10)
Post by: pretend_2besome1 on January 15, 2010, 08:37:03 PM

Quote

@C- (can I call u that?LOL)-

:yep: go ahead
 
XD that's one persuasive subliminal message.

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Destiny Love/Disney Land- 01/14/10)
Post by: cogi_yoshi on October 01, 2010, 06:34:58 PM

Woah! It's almost been.. half a year since I last made a one-shot...woah....that's some thing... :doh:

So to break the 'curse' :grin:, I'm going to post something... some what related to what I'm experiencing for half a year. I initially titled this one as 'Stressed'.. but decided to change it..ahahahaha.. I hope you enjoy my comeback in one-shots.. :yep:


Writer’s Block.. or is it?

I am staring at the monitor for almost an hour now and yet, not a single sentence has been written on the page. I WROTE something for the past hour but whenever I pressed a key, my mind went blank and then it took a little too long to press the next letter. I sighed out loud. This is going to be a long night.

First of all, let me introduce myself, I’m Takahashi Ai; a manager of a certain restaurant and a ‘fiction’ writer. I wrote stories as a hobby. My forte would be writing comedy and horror themed stories but I sometimes do drama and romance... Just don’t ask where I get ideas from the last one because even if I’m almost 24, I’m still lacking a ‘significant other’.

I have already written about a hundred stories of various genres but now, I’m in a pinch. I’ve acquired the dreaded ‘writer’s block syndrome’. Well, technically it’s not a disease or something, but it’s not what most writers would like to have. I have lots of ideas going on my mind right now but I just can’t fully express what I want to tell to my readers. Add to that, being a manager, there were lots of responsibilities that you have to do and lots of problems to solve. So for an amateur writer like me, vague ideas + stress = writer’s block.

I shifted in my seat as I put my fingers back on the keyboard. I wrote a sentence then erased it… Wrote another one, not satisfied… erased. I grumbled as I stopped the urge to hit my laptop. Thank goodness that technology has already advanced right now. If not, then I would still be writing in a piece of paper. If it really were a piece of paper, I would have crumpled it a lot of times now and threw it in the trash can. Sad to say, my laptop is a little bit expensive than a piece of paper… scratch that… WAY TOO EXPENSIVE to throw just like a trash. And just imagine just how many ‘trees’ would have been cut down for the hundreds of paper I would have thrown.

I’ve been thinking hard but all I can think about is this: store review, how to increase the sales, audit and making the guests happy. My ‘managerial’ mind really works alongside my writer side whose thinking about a very beautiful girl trapped in a castle with a ‘vegetarian’ vampire and a group of friends who ate something at a certain party and was turned into a ‘sentai’ group. With my current situation, I’ll not be able to finish something. How I wish I didn’t become a manager.

I’ve always liked my job… that’s before, when I was just a mere team leader. But I STILL like my current position; I just don’t like the additional responsibilities. Before, I can write three different genre stories at the same time but now, I can write three paragraphs in 10 minutes and end up deleting it again and again. Sometimes I want to quit being a manager due to stress but my co-manager was preventing me.

Niigaki Risa, my co-manager who helped me a lot with the paper works and handling our staffs. When I was about to hit my head on the table after our area manager had a little talk with me on the phone to rant how dismayed she was, Risa quickly put her hand between my head and the table. I’m not exaggerating, it did happen. When I was really annoyed at our staff for making a mistake, she would be the one who would talk to that person. But before that, she would pull me inside our office, play some soothing music from the computer, give me a juice or an iced tea and then leave me alone to relax. When the date for the ‘dreaded’ store review was announced, Risa already readied the papers that I would report. She even made a survey about our competitors and their promos so I can explain fully why our sales went up… or worse, go down.

I’m the ‘shy’ type of person. Wait… egoistic? Hmm, I don’t know how to call it but I can’t really say out loud how thankful I am to her. So, I just sometimes put Risa as my heroine in my stories… I put a different name but her characteristics were almost the same. She nearly died from this certain story of mine where she was trapped inside a cave for three days, but I made sure that there’s a certain ‘Takahashi Ai’ helping her out. This is the only way I could repay her for all the things that she’s done to me. On another story, ‘Risa’ and ‘Ai’ went to an amusement park and had a fun time together. I made ‘Risa’ puke after riding the roller coaster ... Don’t get me wrong! I’m not actually biased about my stories. I made ‘Risa’ laughed hard when I screamed my ‘manly’ scream inside the horror house. I named ‘Risa’ as Lisa and me… Lovely. Both foreign names because even if I’m Japanese, there were quite a few international readers reading my blog. Can you believe that?! I managed to keep my own blog considering my tight and stressful schedule! That’s something to be happy about.

Anyways, I had enough from reminiscing things that didn’t even happen in reality and possibly, will never happen in the future. For the 8 hours that I’m working, Risa and I only spent 4 hours together. One of us would be the opening manager and the other, the closing manager. If one of us has a day off, the other one will have a straight duty. That’s just how things work in our restaurant so I know that ‘that day’ will never come. I turned my focus back on my monitor and tried to write something. I saw Risa bumped into the door earlier. Maybe that’s a good idea on another comedy fiction. What should I name her this time? I already named her Sayumi (the narcissist who was turned into a bunny by a revengeful witch named Koharu), Reina (the closet yankee-girl who works in a maid café), Eri (the dorky school girl who has a serious heart disease), and Aika (the girl who loves animals, specifically her pandas Junjun and Linlin, but has yet to learn how to ‘love’ humans).

I closed my eyes. Thinking about the name wasn’t that hard before. Maybe I’ll just change the ‘S’ with ‘K’. I’ll name my character ‘Rika’. There, that’s settled. Now about the genre... Mystery? Drama? Horror?I guess I’ll just stick with comedy first.

 For the characterization, I noticed that Risa can sometimes do cutesy stuff, and can be a little bit stubborn. Ohh, and sometimes our staffs call her the ‘reaction queen’! Maybe I’ll include that character of hers. Hmmm, Will I include myself or not? There’s a guest complaint earlier at the store, and Risa was the one who talked with the ‘fuming’ guest. She knew I’m not good with those stuffs. Okay, I’ve decided I’ll include myself so I can repay her. My name…. I guess Hitomi will do. I was about to cry earlier but Risa told me that I have wonderful eyes so I’ll better not ruin it with my tears.

Now here comes the plot… It’s comedy so a plot wasn’t that necessary right? So Risa slipped and bumped her head earlier. She opened the blender while it’s still rotating thus making the mango shake burst out right to her face. What else… Hmm... We were drinking coffee earlier; Risa burned her tongue and due to the shock, she now has coffee stain on her blouse. Talk about ‘unlucky’ day. So here comes me, the one who was laughing hard at her. The one who applied ice on her head, the one who got her own handkerchief and wiped her face… The one who helped her remove the stain inside the restroom.

Come to think of it, maybe I’ll just give ‘Ai’, I mean, Hitomi a cool character. The Hitomi who didn’t had a laughing marathon. The Hitomi who caught her before she bumped her head. The Hitomi who stopped her from opening the blender and the Hitomi who reminded her that the coffee was REALLY hot. Yeah, that’s something I could never do in real life.

And now that it’s been settled, I’ll begin writing the story…

It was a normal day at the Musume Restaurant. There were quite a few guest eating at lunch time due to the bad weather outside.

Wait… that was yesterday. It was pretty sunny earlier. Erased.

It was a beautiful and sunny Monday morning at Tokyo, Japan but the Musume Restaurant manager ignored the scenery and was running really fast. She over slept this morning and…..

Hitomi was supposed to be a cool character!!!! I’m the one who’s late… Not her…. GAAAHHH!!!!
I slumped on my chair, hitting my head lightly on the table. All the planning failed; I’m back at the starting line. I guess I wouldn’t have an update on my blog this month.

Suddenly, my phone vibrated, indicating that a message has been received. I flipped it open and saw my co-manager’s name on the screen.

“Hey Ai!!!! We managed to meet our target sales this month! You wouldn’t have a problem when the store review comes, isn’t that great? Anyways, you’re the closing manager tomorrow right? Let’s celebrate! I’ll wait for you after operating hours. It’s a great way to unwind and we really haven’t hang out ever since I have been transferred to this branch. I hope we can know each other better. <3
--Risa—

I smiled because of two reasons. One, our operations manager will not yell at me this month and two, Risa and ‘Ai’ will finally be able to have a ‘chill’ time together. No work related and problem related talks tomorrow night. I started thinking about the possible things we can do together at that time. Were there other restaurants still open after 10? Were there still arcades, karaoke, or mall at that time? If not, I guess we can just hang out at the park… or the bay side.

I quickly typed my reply.
“Sure.”

I placed my phone on the table and stared AGAIN on the monitor. I wasn’t thinking about the story anymore; I was thinking what kind of chill time we could do tomorrow night.

………….…….
“I’m sorry you have to wait for four hours.”

“No it’s okay. I went to shop for a couple of things before going back here. So shall we go?” Rika stood up and grabbed my hand. “So how much we’ve earned today?”

And here I thought that we’re supposed to have some ‘chill’ time with no work-related talks. I’m thinking about a nice payback for ruining the evening.

“Well,” I paused to look at her. She looked back at me, curious as to why I’m grinning like crazy. “Half the normal sales for our average Monday sales add to that our net sales last Tuesday. Our running Average Daily Sales last night became higher than our ADS last Wednesday giving us the idea that..”

“We sold a lot today than yesterday, right?” I nodded. Rika playfully punched my shoulders and we resumed our walk. It’s quite a chilly night for September that’s why Rika was still holding my hand. At least that’s what I’m thinking as to why she hasn’t removed her hand yet. Deep inside me, I DON’T want her to remove her grip on mine.

“Where do you want to eat?”

“Any place that’s still open at this hour.”

And so Rika pulled me into the first restaurant we saw that’s still open. We ate… a lot. I guess I’ll just exercise for two weeks to get back to shape. Yep, that’s how MUCH we’ve eaten. We drank. Well, just a little bit. Even though it’s my rest day tomorrow, I don’t want her to have a very bad hang over just because of me. After all she will be having a straight duty tomorrow. It’s nearing midnight when Rika decided to walk near the bay side.
………………..

I was thrown out of my reverie when my phone vibrated again. It’s still Risa.

“You don’t sound so enthusiastic there… I guess what I heard from our staff is right. You hated celebrating your birthday. Well, I guess that will change tomorrow night. I’m going to give you a gift.<3
--Risa—

Oh yeah, my birthday is on the day after tomorrow. Now I remembered as to why I requested that day as my rest day. Well, it’s not like I hated it, it’s just that I don’t like thinking that I’ll be a year OLDER again that’s why, I don’t NORMALLY celebrate it. I celebrate it ALONE; playing my PSP, watching anime, downloading movies and writing a story. Yup, that’s the real me.

I was about to reply her when I thought about something.

………………
‘Nee, Hitomi.”
“Nee, Ai.”

I reluctantly left my gaze at the beautiful scene in front of me and looked questioningly at my partner… who was not looking directly at me but at her watch. Right, she needs to go home because she still has a duty tomorrow.

“You want to go home? It’s okay, I’ll help you get a cab.”

“No, just wait.” Now I’m really confused. She kept staring at her watch, as if she wanted to kill it for being so slow… or fast. That is until I heard her ‘silent’ countdown.

“5,4,3,2,1….. HAPPY BIRTHDAY AI!!!!!” She lunged forward and hugged me. Well, it feels quite comfortable being hugged by someone… like… this… I looked at her, tears threatening to fall.

“Ho.. how did you know?”

“I had my sources.” She replied, still grinning like a kid. “Here, I got a gift for you.”

She removed her arms from me to get something in her bag. My mind went blank at the sudden loss of heat. I wanted it back and so, I grabbed her and pulled her closer to me. I felt her body become stiff.
“Ai?”

“Thanks… not just for this night… Thank you for being there for me every day.” Suddenly, my mind can’t catch up with what my body was doing. I just see myself, holding her chin up, and leaning forward to kiss her.
………………..


Wait!?! Did I just think about that?!?! I didn’t seem repulsed by the thought and I actually feels…good. I sighed out loud. Now, I have a hint as to where I’m getting my ‘romantic’ ideas in my fiction. I’m officially in love with ‘Rika’. So I guess my supposedly comedy fic will be written as a ROMANTIC-comedy fic.

That is…. If only I could write what I’m thinking…. Wait, wouldn’t it be better if I could actually ‘DO’ what I was writing?

The End

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Writer's Block...or is it?- 10/01/10)
Post by: kawaii beam on October 01, 2010, 07:44:54 PM

dang it has?? well i hope it goes away now^^; i still have one for mine^^;

this oneshot was pretty cute XD for some reason i laughed hard when ai said that risa put her hand between ai's head and the table XD i think the out come of that would've been pretty funny XD

overall i wonder how what ai thought and what she did went~? hopefuly she didnt call risa "rika" XDDD

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Writer's Block...or is it?- 10/01/10)
Post by: pretend_2besome1 on October 01, 2010, 08:16:11 PM

I really like how you described Ai being frustrated with her writer's block (writer's block sucks!)

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Risa quickly put her hand between my head and the table

So cute! Love that part and how Gaki-san is always there to help Ai  :D

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Eri (the dorky school girl who has a serious heart disease)

That's like her typical character in a fic XD
And TakaGaki and IshiYoshi in one go, nice  :)

I hope this really will break the 'curse' for you.

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Writer's Block...or is it?- 10/01/10)
Post by: kuro808 on October 02, 2010, 05:12:10 AM

The surprise birthday was quite an uplifting moment for Ai, and you wrote TakaGaki :shock: XD

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Writer's Block...or is it?- 10/01/10)
Post by: rndmnwierd on October 02, 2010, 06:56:53 AM

I love how you managed to include some Ishiyoshi in your Takagaki. XD Awesome and cute.

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Writer's Block...or is it?- 10/01/10)
Post by: cogi_yoshi on October 28, 2010, 06:34:52 PM

Quote from: kawaii beam on October 01, 2010, 07:44:54 PM

dang it has?? well i hope it goes away now^^; i still have one for mine^^;

Up to now, I still have one...plus..there's less time to write....T__T

Quote from: pretend_2besome1 on October 01, 2010, 08:16:11 PM

I hope this really will break the 'curse' for you.

Well, up till now, I still can't break it..ahahahaha... I've got less time to write but have lots of inspiration. XD

Quote from: kurosawa87 on October 02, 2010, 05:12:10 AM

The surprise birthday was quite an uplifting moment for Ai, and you wrote TakaGaki :shock: XD

Yeah.. I wrote TakaGaki...and there's another TakaGaki fic that I still haven't finished... part 2 of stranded.. :yep:

Quote from: rndmnwierd on October 02, 2010, 06:56:53 AM

I love how you managed to include some Ishiyoshi in your Takagaki. XD Awesome and cute.

Well, after all, IshiYoshi is my first OTP.ahahaha.. :heart:



Anyways, I've written this fic last 2008.. I checked this thread whether I posted it or not (I will put an index at the first page...if I got the time.. :sweatdrop: ) and.. yeah.. I haven't posted it yet on this forum.. It's a pre- Halloween fic, based on my real experience before. I can't help but add some fluff stuff on it..ahahahaha.. anyways, enjoy reading it!XD



Sleep Over

The room was dark and quiet. She didn’t have the slightest idea why she’s there… All alone. The host of the house let her sleep on the other room, which is indirectly her fault. She really wished her narcissistic friend was with them at that time. She probably wouldn't have done that, but it already happened. She was left with no choice but to remember the earlier events of that day.

“Hey, are you free?”
Eri looked back and saw Reina’s smiling face. She knew what her friend meant by that. It was an invitation for a sleep over that night. It became a habit with them every time they knew that the next day’s a free day. She smiled back at her and nodded. “I’ll call my parents first. Is Sayu coming with us?” Eri eagerly asked. She always loved having sleep over’s with her fellow rokkies.

“No, it’s just the two of us tonight. She said her sister will visit her. Sayu will try to come tomorrow morning.”

“Awww… It wouldn’t be fun without her.” Eri playfully sulked. Reina messed her hair up before picking up Eri’s bag.

“So, let’s go?”
………………….
“Why did you bring your laptop? I have my computer at home.” Reina asked as she saw her turtle friend unpacking her gray laptop from her bag.

“Ehhh? As if I can foresee that you will invite me over your house today.” Eri smiled, “I may be an alien but that’s beyond my powers.”

“Hahaha, you should have foreseen it because it’s our day off tomorrow.” Reina replied.

“But I… I…” Eri looked straight into Reina’s eyes. Reina thought that Eri had a ‘serious’ answer with her solemn look but then, Eri smacked herself and laughed.
“I forgot.”
……………………
The ‘location’ for that week was Reina’s apartment. It’s a small place with two small bedrooms, but its cozy enough for a family of four.

“So, what do you want to eat? I only have cheese in my ‘refrigeeta’.” Reina joked.

“Hahahaha… You still remember that? Well, you decide. Do you want to have a people people, party party?” The two of them laughed out loud. It’s going to be a long night for the two of them. Reina picked up her phone and called a Chinese restaurant. She ordered some spring rolls and noodles, which they were going to eat while having their movie marathon.

The first ‘movie’ they picked was….

“Ehh? Sergeant Keroro?” Reina whined. And it’s not actually a movie; it’s more of a series. “It’s a frog! I thought that you’re a turtle?”

“But we're both funny… and green.” Eri smiled mischievously as she pushed the play button. Reina had no choice but to watch it. Eri was right, it’s hilarious. They were already rolling on the floor, literally. And Eri fell on top of Reina…
……………………………
“Stupid! Why did you do that?” Eri was screaming inside her head. And because of that, they were sleeping in different rooms. Eri couldn’t sleep that night. She wanted to talk with Reina but she’s too timid to approach her. She wanted to watch more Sergeant Keroro but it was cut short. With nothing else to do, she stood up and switched on the lights, opened her laptop and searched the web for something interesting to make her divert her mind. And then, she opened a site about ghosts and other ‘elemental’ beings.

“Oh yeah, Halloween’s coming.
The site was organized according to country. Eri opened one country after another and learned that there are certain elemental beings which are the called differently in different countries. As she was reading, she heard a noise outside. It was quiet in Reina’s neighborhood that if you would talk in your normal voice outside, people will hear you even if they are in the second floor. The sound Eri heard was a little bit strange; a sound made by flapping wings. And it sounded like it was coming from a big bat, a really big one.

 The hairs on her neck stood up. She was just reading about this certain kind of ‘creature’ in a certain country in Asia. It said that it only appears to a certain place where there’s a pregnant woman. That being is a human at day time and when night time comes, a bat’s wing will grow on its back, and the upper part of its body will fly towards the house of that woman to  try to ‘eat’ the child inside the womb. The only way to defeat it is to find its lower half and put salt on its torso. If the creature didn’t go back to its body before sunrise, it will die.

Eri was scared to death right now. She tried to lighten the mood by browsing an anime forum about ‘Sergeant Keroro’. After a while she noticed that the sound is gone. She sighed out loud.

“Geez, what am I thinking? I’m just scaring myself. She glanced on the time at her laptop. It was already one in the morning. She clicked the shutdown button and closed her laptop. She stretched her arms before walking towards the switch of the lights to turn it off. She fell on the bed face first. She can’t sleep because her mind is filled with different ‘possible sceneries’ when she will face Reina tomorrow morning.

And then, there’s that noise again. Eri moved so that she’s facing the ceiling now. She looked on her right and stared at the window. The sound seemed to move back and forth; the sound will diminish and a few seconds later, it will become louder again. There’s a lamp post outside and Eri can see a shadow flying back and forth through the white curtain. She grabbed a pillow and covered her face.

“Ehh?!?! What was that?!?” She dared not to peek because she’s still hearing it’s flapping and that loud ‘bat’ sound. She wanted to run towards Reina’s room but, she seemed to have lost her energy to move. The curtains were moving for the windows were open. The windows were large enough for a full grown man to fit in. Tears were already falling from her eyes. She tried to keep still and remove the idea that, that creature will come inside, and eat her.

“Just keep still. It will not notice you. And besides, you’re not pregnant and definitely you’re not a baby. Be strong……. Oh, Reina!!!! Help me!!! I’m scared!!!”

“Hey Eri, are you still awake?” Eri heard Reina’s soft voice. She noticed that the light was switched on but she dared not to move an inch.
“It might be that creature trying to trick you! Don’t fall on its trap! Reina’s mad at you, she will not go here.”

“I guess you’re not.”
“Wait, what if she’s the real Reina? Then I’ll be safe… Wait no,.. it might be a trick… or is it? I wish its already morning! Eri decided not to respond. She heard the ‘click’ of the switch and a little while later, a closing door. She felt that the room was dark again. She didn’t hear the flying sound but a creaking floor.

” Oh no! It’s here! It’s getting closer to me!!! It’s going to eat me!!! HELP!!!!” Eri tried to stifle her cries when a hand was trying to get her pillow.

“You will die of suffocation with that.” She heard a familiar warm voice said. She slowly opened her eyes and saw her friend smiling at her. Reina noticed Eri’s tear-stained face and her smile disappeared. “Were you crying because of me?”

Eri took that chance and grabbed Reina’s hand. She stood up and run towards the door, making sure not to look at the direction of the window. Reina was stunned at the sudden behavior of her friend. She was more surprised when Eri hugged her when they were out of the room.

“I’m really glad you came. Did you receive the SOS signal that I’ve sent you?” Eri innocently asked. Reina wanted to laugh but decided to just smile, and hit her friend’s head lightly.
“I’m not a satellite dish that can receive extraterrestrial signals from outer space. I just can’t sleep so I decided to check on you. What happened to you?”

“I got scared… Can I sleep with you in your room?” Reina was taken aback. It’s not like they haven’t slept together before, but it seemed like Eri has already forgotten what happened earlier. Reina can see fear etched on her friend’s eyes. She can’t turn down Eri’s little request.

“Alright, come with me.” Reina turn the knob on her door when Eri stopped her.

“Wait, are your windows open?” Eri meekly asked.

“No, why?”

“Nothing, let’s go inside.”
………………….
“So…. What happened to you?” Reina decided to break the silence between them.

“Do you have a neighbor who’s pregnant?” Reina raised her eyebrow.

“Ehh? What kind of question is that?”

“Just answer it.”
“Well,” Reina thought for a while, “as far as I know, there’s none. Why did you ask?”

“I can’t sleep, browsed the net, read some horror stuffs, tried to sleep, heard some weird noise, I got scared.” Eri summarized. “And then you came and I’m not scared anymore!”

“Your Halloween celebration is way too early…” Reina stopped when she saw how serious Eri’s eyes were. “And then what happened?”

Eri shared what she had read and her ‘frightful’ experience. Eri’s not lying; Reina also heard those flapping noises even though all of her windows were closed. Slowly, she’s becoming scared too.

“It’s alright now. I’m here with you. I’ll protect you from that thing, ok? So just take a good sleep now.” Reina gave her friend a reassuring hug despite her inner conflict.

“It’s just a friendly hug… Nothing else… Or is it? Is it still alright to hug her like this after what happened earlier? Come on Reina! What are you thinking! She’s your friend… and she needs some assurance and protection… Sayu’s not here so it’s your responsibility…”

“Hey.” Reina was brought back to reality when she heard her friend’s voice.

“Yes?”

“Thanks… for being here for me.”

“Sure.”

A moment of silence….
“Come on Reina! Make up your mind!”

“Hey…”

“What is it Reina?”

“… Uhhm… Where’s…. where’s my goodnight kiss?” Reina was glad that her room’s dark and Eri’s back was facing her. She didn’t want Eri to see her blushing.

“I already gave it to you earlier…”

“But it’s so… uhmm… short?”

“So you want it to last longer?” Eri turned around to face her friend. She welcomed with a sincere face.

“If that’s okay with you…”
………………………
“OHAYOU! Gomen, I can’t come last night.” Sayumi greeted as she went inside Reina’s apartment.

“It’s alright, we understand you.” Eri replied. She looked closely at Sayumi’s face. “Hey, are you working out or did you run going here? Your face is sweaty.”

“I just helped Reina’s neighbor, the lady next door,” Sayu pointed to the left, “to carry her grocery bags. You see, she’s pregnant” With that, Eri and Reina looked worriedly at each other.

“Is there something that I’ve said? Come on guys! Even though I’m like this, I can still help other people…” Sayumi said, hurt is visible in her tone. Eri wanted to tell her the truth but Reina stopped her and grinned.

“Do you want to sleep here tonight?”

The End


 

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Sleep Over-TanaKame 10/29/10)
Post by: kuro808 on October 28, 2010, 07:06:10 PM

 :twothumbs :twothumbs :twothumbs

nice one shot and Sgt. Keroro is awesome :thumbsup

Sayu helping the pregnant lady maybe leading to a part 2?  hmm, maybe not XD

Title: Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Sleep Over-TanaKame 10/29/10)
Post by: rndmnwierd on October 29, 2010, 02:57:40 AM

This was interesting, but it seemed like you took parts out?