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Title: Pizza man says he was attacked by young girls
Post by: Foxy Brown on January 13, 2006, 07:52:00 PM
A pizza delivery man in Cincinnati has told police he was the victim of a robbery attempt yesterday -- by a pack of girls.

Police say he described his assailants as five very young girls. Investigators believe they're looking for suspects in the eleven-to-14 age group. (http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=bizarre&id=3784779)
Title: Pizza man says he was attacked by young girls
Post by: TheQuickening on January 13, 2006, 09:40:09 PM
Ok, were these girls freakishly huge?  Was the delivery dude a midget or something?  I mean, for pete's sake, you're at least 7 years older (estimated) than them.  Sure, there were 5 of them, but still, grow some balls man!!!  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:
Title: Pizza man says he was attacked by young girls
Post by: Dizzy on January 14, 2006, 06:56:48 AM
HE GOT O-W-N-E-D! LoL

Off-topic: TheQuickening...your signature rules XD
Title: Pizza man says he was attacked by young girls
Post by: Kid Kash on January 14, 2006, 10:41:08 AM
This picture came to mind.

(http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/9416/11356293660896zk.th.jpg) (http://img71.imageshack.us/my.php?image=11356293660896zk.jpg)
Title: Pizza man says he was attacked by young girls
Post by: Shin Asuka on January 14, 2006, 12:04:20 PM
That's pretty sad once you think about it. =O
Title: Pizza man says he was attacked by young girls
Post by: Dizzy on January 14, 2006, 04:23:03 PM
I'd have sex with all those girls beating up that guy : P
Title: Pizza man says he was attacked by young girls
Post by: yondenmai on January 14, 2006, 08:12:08 PM
it would be a rough one if u have that with them
Title: Pizza man says he was attacked by young girls
Post by: Stirfry on January 15, 2006, 04:29:00 AM
 
Title: Pizza man says he was attacked by young girls
Post by: Sponge Bob on January 15, 2006, 05:47:10 AM
and after foreplay? phew

You might feel a lil pressure and a lil pain when ur done
Title: Pizza man says he was attacked by young girls
Post by: frblckstr1 on January 15, 2006, 07:56:00 AM
Might be the guy actually already has 'sex' with them ??  8)

(Just a tought, but there are 'strange' people in this world)
Title: Pizza man says he was attacked by young girls
Post by: Andy on January 16, 2006, 12:17:13 PM
attacked by young girls...

damn i should be a pizza guy :lol:
Title: Pizza man says he was attacked by young girls
Post by: shadowstar on January 16, 2006, 12:19:35 PM
*counts the rising number of guys on this forum deciding to be a pizza delivery guy for a living*

 :lol:
Title: Pizza man says he was attacked by young girls
Post by: Andy on January 16, 2006, 09:38:48 PM
Imagine the girls being japanese and all..
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Post by: daigong on January 20, 2006, 09:36:10 AM
Yet another Pizza Delivery Guy getting owned. Man, I bet Jim Rome talked about this one.
Title: Pizza man says he was attacked by young girls
Post by: gocha on January 23, 2006, 04:43:55 AM
that guy must be a hated delivery man
Title: Pizza man says he was attacked by young girls
Post by: cool_guy on January 25, 2006, 11:58:49 AM
thats bad :shock:

ya 5 on 1 its really bad