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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: Foxy Brown on March 16, 2005, 11:28:02 PM
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http://seven.nobody.jp/cinema/ltor.html
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great. :lol:
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If i could understand it, i think i'd find it funny :P
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lol use babelfish to translate..
i don't understand the translation, but that makes it even funnier.
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:wink:
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Gandalf looks pretty hot in those pics...
Anyway... Anyone care to translate? :bounce:
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I can get just some bits of it. It's something about a version of the LOTR with the musume girls as characters? nacchi's frodo, and the rest of the hobbits are incarnated by Mari, Nono and Aibon.. and I think Legolas is Goto.
But well.. besides the names, I can't catch many things of it.
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Gandalf looks pretty hot in those pics...
Anyway... Anyone care to translate? :bounce:
Try the bablefish, or past the URL into this tool:
http://www.worldlingo.com/en/products_services/worldlingo_translator.html
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:shock:
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LOL!! This is funny!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Cast of Characters (in order of appearance):
Aragorn: Fujimoto Miki
Ghosts: Mo-Wota
Denethor: Tsunku
Faramir: Yossi
Gandalf: Kaorin
Theoden: Nakazawa
Eowyn: Ishikawa Rika
Merry: Aibon
Legolas: Gocchin
Gimli: Kei
Pippin: Nono
Sam: Yaguchi
Frodo: Nacchi
Arwen: Sayumi
Story:
Page 1:
Who dares to trespass the Mo-Wota (Japanese fanboys) territory?
The person who you should fulfill your pledge to.
This is the land of the hopeless wotas. You can not return.
This is an order. You will fulfill your pledge.
The only person who commands us is only the king of Morning Musume.
The King's name is...
Fujimoto Miki!
Impossible! The soul of Morning Musume should have ended!
The soul has been handed over.
Fight with us! Regain your lost hope!
This Fujimoto Miki... is of Morning Musume (line).
Fight with us. If so, I will see that your pledge be fulfilled.
Shouldn't have abandoned Pucchi Moni unimportantly. Ichii and Yasuda protected that unit well.
If Pucchi Moni was re-started again, it would be difficult.
Life is difficult.
Tsunku, you wish it was Ichii standing here than me?
Yes, I do.
... in place of Icchi and Yasuda. I have run out of energy.
By any chance, if I can carry out the restoration, please approve of me.
That depends on your strength.
We are departing to the front to recapture Pucchi Moni.
Yossi! Tsunku is not sane. Don't rush to your death!
This is not only for Pucchi Moni, but Morning Musume as well.
Tsunku loves you Yossi. He just hasn't realized it himself yet.
Page 2:
Morning Musume castle is falling?
We will protect Morning Musume castle. I won't let it fall!!
Aibon, for Morning Musume, be brave!
Ogawa, to the left flank. Konno, with the Musume banner, down the center.
Kamei and Niigaki to the right flank. Go!! Do not be afraid of the darkness!
Stand, knights of Morning Musume!!
Show courage, smash the darkness! Today is a new Musume day!
The dawn is red!
Foward to the rising sun!
Move forward! Passionate people of Morning Musume!
Move forward! Cross over destruction! Cross over the end of the world! Sing at the top of your voice!!
Sing!!
Sing!!
Sing!!
Sing!!
Move forward! Children of Morning Musume!
Wait!
If you touch Nakazawa, I, Ishikawa Rika will kill you!
You foolish mortal,
To think Morning Musume can kill me. Prepare to die!
Rika-chan! Watch out!
My name is Ishikawa Rika of Morning Musume. On the other hand...
I am also Viyuden Ishikawa Rika.
I will destroy you, phantom of despair!
Page 3:
Come out, Mo-Wota.
Today is the promised day.
I am Fujimoto Miki! We will continue!
Gocchin!
This is what Nacchi has said, "The elephant?" It's called the Pao-n, Pao-n! [Noise that elephants make in Japan]
It's just like this, Kei-chan.
That's cheating.
Kaorin, is this the end?
The end? Non-chan's journey is still not over.
Graduation is something that anybody must go through once.
If the time comes when all songs end, we will see then.
What? See what?
Beyond the blue and pink Sailium Sea.
The sun will rise at daybreak in the new world.
About W?
That won't be a bad world either.
Page 4:
Do you remember stuff about Morning Musume?
Everybody is trying their best. Tanaka, Takahashi and Yossi too.
Nacchi, do you remember?
Yaguchi, things about Morning Musume... I don't remember at all.
Let's go, Nacchi!
I don't know if i have the self confidence to carry on Morning Musume,
But I can carry you!
For everybody in Morning Musume.
For Nacchi and Yaguchi!
Let me introduce to everybody: The queen of Morning Musume, Princess Sayumi.
Abe, Yaguchi, Tsuji, Kago
Please raise your heads.
Thank you so much for everything.
So, within the hearts of 5th and 6th gen. the 4th chronicle of Morning Musume begins. The 3rd chronicle circle of Morning Musume, forever bonded through friendship and love, has ended.
Just as King Nakzawa said, "Our turn has ended, now its handed to Nacchi"
It's time, Nacchi
Eh? Nacchi, what is this?
I'm going with Kaorin.
Are you serious?
"Tale of Musume"
Aibon, stay happy and do your best.
Un.
Non, take care of your body.
Un.
Yaguchi
Taking care of your health is the most important.
The rest of the writing in "Tale of Musume" is left to you, Yaguchi.
You have entrusted Morning Musume to him. Come, let's go.
Thank you everybody.
*sighs* all done! :D
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Gandalf = Kaorin
Hobbits = Kago, Nono, Mari, and Nacchi
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:lol:
Japanese people are so creative!
I LOVE THAT. *bookmarks*
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lol, that was pretty funny
thank you for the translations Fenrir
thanks Foxy for linking it in the IRC (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=990.0)
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Nice story. Hobbit, Ghost, Dwarf, Tall girls all fit.
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The story was really good and funny as well. Comedy sketches like this don't come by often
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'Tsunku loves you Yossi. He just hasn't realized it himself yet.'
.. XD Classic. Thanks for the translation!
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@Fenrir: thanks for the translations
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Thanks for the translations fenrir, it was a little confusing but seems cool.
But they only did return of the kind(well return of fujimoto) they should do the rest completely that'd be cool.
Also, Nono and Aibon are destined to be merry and pippin xD
Oh and with miki as aragorn it would be rika and sayu as the love options xD(oh the irony)