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Title: Tiger Woods
Post by: JFC on November 28, 2009, 08:10:08 AM
Tiger Woods out of hospital after crash

Golf superstar Tiger Woods was "in and out of consciousness" after an auto accident near Orlando, Fla., early Friday morning, but was released from hospital later in the day.

A Florida Highway Patrol report says Woods pulled out of the driveway of his $2.4-million US home in Windermere in a black Cadillac Escalade at about 2:25 a.m. ET, struck a fire hydrant and then a tree on a neighbour's property.

Windermere police Chief Daniel Saylor told The Associated Press that officers found the PGA star lying in the street with his wife, Elin, hovering over him.

She told officers she was in the house when she heard the accident and "came out and broke the back window with a golf club," he said.

The chief said Woods was in and out of consciousness when his two officers arrived. He said the officers held Woods to the ground and "when he woke up, he tried to get up and lost consciousness."

No other vehicles were involved. (http://www.cbc.ca/sports/story/2009/11/27/sp-golf-woods.html)


FULL ARTICLE LINK - http://www.cbc.ca/sports/story/2009/11/27/sp-golf-woods.html (http://www.cbc.ca/sports/story/2009/11/27/sp-golf-woods.html)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods in car accident
Post by: ~Dan~ on November 28, 2009, 07:53:22 PM
I'm sure there's more to this than meets the eye.

His airbag wasn't set off so the impact with the tree and fire hydrant can't have been severe enough to set it off.
He hit a tree AND a fire hydrant.  Surely after hitting one he'd have stopped?

Today on the news they say the police have charged him?  With what?  They already said he wasn't drunk?  Dangerous driving?  Surely it was just an accident.  What if the charges don't relate to the driving accident?  His wife smashed the back window with a  golf club?  Maybe she attacked him, or he attacked her and she was defending herself.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods in car accident
Post by: daigong on November 29, 2009, 04:51:37 AM
CRAZY! The dirt has it that Tiger has been cheating on his wife and they got into a fight.

He has a charity tourney next week too.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods in car accident
Post by: kuro808 on November 29, 2009, 10:32:01 AM
too much variables to even consider which side i should go on XD
Title: 伍茲深夜撞車 老婆破窗救夫 疑點重重
Post by: Saburo on December 01, 2009, 09:08:29 PM
I'm with everybody else: this Chinese reenactment of Tiger-gate is all kinds of wonderful. Wish there was an cutey anime version too!

【蘋果動新聞】伍茲深夜撞車 老婆破窗救夫 疑點重重 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE#normal)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods in car accident
Post by: Masa on December 01, 2009, 09:19:03 PM
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TIGER TO BE ISSUED $164 CITATION FOR CARELESS DRIVING

ORLANDO, Fla. -- The Florida Highway Patrol says it will issue Tiger Woods a careless driving citation for a car crash outside the star golfer's Orlando-area mansion last week. Maj. Cindy Williams said Tuesday that will close the investigation and no criminal charges are being pursued. Woods faces a $164 fine. According to a patrol accident report, Woods crashed his SUV into a fire hydrant and a tree at 2:25 a.m. Friday. The airbags did not deploy and Woods' wife told Windermere police she used a golf club to smash the back windows to help him out. Woods withdrew Monday from his own golf tournament, citing injuries from the crash. The crash came two days after The National Enquirer published a story alleging that Woods had been seeing a New York nightclub hostess. The woman denies having an affair with Woods.
http://www.tsn.ca/golf/story/?id=300681 (http://www.tsn.ca/golf/story/?id=300681)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods in car accident
Post by: daigong on December 05, 2009, 07:37:55 AM

Tiger Mix LMAO
Tiger Woods Voicemail Slow Jam Remix (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEkomaBTppY#normal)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods in car accident
Post by: Tuffty on December 06, 2009, 02:48:48 PM
^ I was just about to post that! :lol:

My only question about the whole scandal is, who on earth is Tiger's advisor? You're a pro sportsman, loads in the bank and you're one of the most famous sportsmen in the world, of course there will be shameless, fame hungry tarts clawing at your feet hoping to land a career or get some money from it. Just a shame that a guy like Tiger is revealed to be a cheater, even during the pregnancy of his first child. You would have thought he would have had more sense. But then, I don't think Tiger's ever been the same since he lost his father, who was such a hugely influential figure in his life.

Jasper Parnevik really laid into Tiger:

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"It's a private thing, of course," said Parnevik, who was speaking at this week's PGA Tour qualifying tournament at Bear Lakes Country Club in Florida.

"But when you are the guy he is, the world's best athlete, you should think more before you do stuff and maybe not 'Just do it,' like Nike says."

At the same time, these mistresses are just as bad as he is knowing full well he has a wife and kids. Completely and utterly shameless, they should be lambasted for the home wreckers they are.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods in car accident
Post by: Asmodai on December 08, 2009, 12:22:50 AM
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? - Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods in car accident
Post by: ~Dan~ on December 08, 2009, 04:55:06 PM
Curiouser and curiouser...

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Page last updated at 15:35 GMT, Tuesday, 8 December 2009

Ambulance called to Tiger Woods' Florida home

A woman has been taken to hospital in an ambulance from golf star Tiger Woods' home in Florida.

It came after a 911 emergency call was received from Woods' home in the gated Orlando community in the early hours.

TV footage showed an unidentified woman - who is not believed to be Woods' Swedish wife, Elin - being wheeled on a stretcher into a nearby hospital.

...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8401706.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8401706.stm)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods in car accident
Post by: Saburo on December 08, 2009, 05:18:02 PM
Someone tweeted that the mistress count is up to...  ten?!  By next week it should be 20.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods in car accident
Post by: Mucca on December 08, 2009, 05:59:34 PM
- - -

Edit: It's being reported it was his mother-in-law taken to the hospital.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods in car accident
Post by: daigong on December 09, 2009, 09:28:59 AM
FUCK! Every sports show has turned into TMZ. Shit like he didn't like using a condom. TIGER is the real OOH BABY I LIKE IT RAW! How can u cheat on this with like porn stars and random waitresses?

(http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9233/90451187.jpg)
(http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/7196/elinnordegren20.jpg)
(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/1359/elinnordegrenkon232595g.jpg)

Title: Re: Tiger Woods in car accident
Post by: THUNDERDUCK on December 09, 2009, 01:37:48 PM
This story keeps getting better.  He should just do the Oprah, "I'm sorry" story.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods in car accident
Post by: aisnack on December 10, 2009, 02:39:17 AM
He could probably boink chicks on the green at agusta
during the masters if he wanted
Title: Re: Tiger Woods in car accident
Post by: ~Dan~ on December 10, 2009, 02:46:22 AM
Someone tweeted that the mistress count is up to...  ten?!  By next week it should be 20.

Is he playing 9 ho's or is he going for the full 18?!! :lol:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods in car accident
Post by: electric mole on December 11, 2009, 03:49:09 AM
Tiger Woods Slow Jam Voicemail Remix (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT7gjpbhVhk#ws)

lolz
Title: Re: Tiger Woods in car accident
Post by: THUNDERDUCK on December 12, 2009, 01:26:43 AM
Found this posted comment funny as hell-


DrunkenBroncoholic   12/11/2009 6:05:51 PM

so his wife takes him to sweden, where there are hot blondes white women everywhere....maybe she shouldve thought about taking him to africa instead, we know he aint gonna cheat on her there.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods in car accident
Post by: kuro808 on December 12, 2009, 01:36:30 AM
lmao well now the other news he will be on indefinite leave XD
Title: Re: Tiger Woods in car accident
Post by: daigong on December 12, 2009, 05:00:49 AM
LOL DJ Grouch – Phone Tap (Tiger Woods Remix): http://www.zshare.net/download/693875699d831b19/ (http://www.zshare.net/download/693875699d831b19/)

At least his mistresses are getting hotter. Mistress #15 is Loredana Jolie. The former Playboy Cyber Girl of the Week  :fap
(http://i45.tinypic.com/2vlt9bd.jpg)
(http://i50.tinypic.com/11aefk3.jpg)

The fuck please no sex tape/Playgirl pix  :bleed eyes:

Nice one by Tiger, but he really should just get in front of mic and make statement. Own up to something. Like Kobe, Giambi, etc.

Woods taking hiatus from golf
Text of statement by Tiger Woods

By The Associated Press 3 hours, 46 minutes ago

This is a transcript of the statement released Friday night by golfer Tiger Woods on his Web site. It ran with the headline “Tiger Woods taking hiatus from golf.”

I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I’ve done, but I want to do my best to try.

I would like to ask everyone, including my fans, the good people at my foundation, business partners, the PGA Tour, and my fellow competitors, for their understanding. What’s most important now is that my family has the time, privacy, and safe haven we will need for personal healing.

After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person.

Again, I ask for privacy for my family and I am especially grateful for all those who have offered compassion and concern during this difficult period.

On the Web: http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/article/200912117801012/news/ (http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/article/200912117801012/news/)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods
Post by: Tuffty on December 13, 2009, 02:13:24 AM
As expected, the sponsers are doing their best to stay away from him, with Gilette being the first:

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Gillette has become the first major sponsor of Tiger Woods to distance itself from the golf star after the storm over his private life.

It said it would limit Woods's role in its marketing while the champion took time off to repair his personal life.

The golfer has announced he is taking an indefinite break from professional golf to tackle his problems.

In a statement released on his website, he admitted to "infidelity", after weeks of press speculation.

Woods promotes brands ranging from AT&T to Nike, an array of endorsements which helped him become the first sports star to earn $1bn (£0.6bn), the Associated Press reports.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8409841.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8409841.stm)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods
Post by: Tuffty on December 15, 2009, 01:42:56 PM
More hilarious Chinese reenactments, this time focusing on Tiger and his mistresses. Love the spanking animation.

Tiger Woods: 8 Girlfriends - Banned Chinese Cartoon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rGzAIkZiy8#ws)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods
Post by: daigong on December 16, 2009, 06:22:49 AM
Banned? :lol: WHY. Wonder if they do all their news stories like that.

Deep thoughts from basketball player Ron Artest of the LA Lakers: http://www.ronartest.com/blog/?p=74 (http://www.ronartest.com/blog/?p=74)

Quote from: Ron Artest
Dear Tiger,
In reading the statements you have made, I can tell you are a stand up guy. Please remember only Jesus is perfect. You made a mistake and you admitted your infidelity.
I have made the same mistakes. Before I got married to my wife, I had a baby with another young lady, after I already had two by my girlfriend who is now my wife. We also had another baby which makes three for us and four for me. Two boys and two girls.
My wife is a much better wife than I am a husband. We still argue and disagree after being together 16 years. and I still cope with the fact that there are so many women out there and I choose to stay loyal to my wife.
I want to be home every night, but with traveling I can’t, and sometimes I might want to go to a bar or club and be one of the fellas. Most of the time I stay in, because I have my kids and wife.
I cannot sit here and say the thought to have many women has never crossed my mind. If I were Jesus I could.
I have known my wife for 16 years– since I was 14 years old.
She was my first.
On the way to 2010 we had many ups and downs on the way, mostly my fault. But I really choose to work hard and play ball to support her and my kids. The same reason you are building your legacy.
I have been disturbed by this because there are many people who are happy that this bad news has come out.
There are a lot of sports announcers and regular reporters who are not perfect in their own homes, yet they want to bring you down.
You have done so much for people, the sport of golf, and your family and you gave your wife a life that people can’t even dream of.
I thought you were 36 or 37 until I read the news today. A 33-year-old man who has been a model citizen with so much at stake. This is your first publicly known issue since you started your career, compared to my 50 or more publicly known issues and mistakes.
You have been the perfect role model for me and my sons for longer than anyone I have known.
With the exception of a few legends.
As your fan, I can’t wait to see you golf again.
And us athletes know how much you personally love your family.

One love,
Ron Artest
This is just a fan mail letter to Tiger Woods fans and indirectly to Tiger himself.
Please, everyone support Tiger in these tough times for his family.

Also if you are a sports announcer or regular everyday reporter or blogger please step up like Tiger and tell your wife or husband if you have any skeletons in your closet. Especially if you were one of the few attacking TIGER!!
One Love People
Title: Re: Tiger Woods
Post by: kuro808 on December 16, 2009, 06:31:48 AM
Artest you are a stand up guy, I hope your wife knows before saying any statements, if she does its kool
Title: Re: Tiger Woods
Post by: stax on December 16, 2009, 06:39:45 AM
As expected, the sponsers are doing their best to stay away from him, with Gilette being the first:

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Gillette has become the first major sponsor of Tiger Woods to distance itself from the golf star after the storm over his private life.

It said it would limit Woods's role in its marketing while the champion took time off to repair his personal life.

The golfer has announced he is taking an indefinite break from professional golf to tackle his problems.

In a statement released on his website, he admitted to "infidelity", after weeks of press speculation.

Woods promotes brands ranging from AT&T to Nike, an array of endorsements which helped him become the first sports star to earn $1bn (£0.6bn), the Associated Press reports.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8409841.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8409841.stm)

Nike's the only sponsor that really matters, and they're sticking with him

This story really is tiresome. So many marital infidelties happen in plain view of sportswriters, but because this happened to someone they themselves had put on this pedastal they now will spend 3+ months tearing him down.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods
Post by: daigong on December 20, 2009, 01:36:49 AM
Saw these on Keith Olbermann the other nite and Hong Kong's Apple Daily been doing their own, complete with english dubbing. hell if u check their YT channel, there's other reenactments XD http://www.youtube.com/user/appleactionews (http://www.youtube.com/user/appleactionews)

Tiger Woods Lover No.3 Exposed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Yhl_i1qDw#ws)
Tiger Woods: Best YouTube Memes - ENGLISH - Chinese Cartoon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVWlgp5yJxg#ws)

Woods Break the Bank to keep Lovers Quiet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLQXzgjygUY#ws)
Mistress reveals sexual relationship Woods apologize (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPPY1Omr7CY#ws)

Title: Re: Tiger Woods
Post by: hellcast on January 26, 2010, 05:58:45 AM
Addicted to sex... who isn't?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods
Post by: daigong on February 20, 2010, 10:59:26 AM
What'd you think of the Tiger Woods Press Conference?

Watch Tiger Woods apology for affair (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbnaRaOtys0#ws)

lol i thought it was interesting that the camera crapped out half way and it focused on his mom and friends. His mom was all arms crossed, didn't even look at him until he came in for the hug at the end. All Weird. Blue curtains. At least he owned and it said what was needed to be said.

Tiger will be back. Dominating Chumps.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods
Post by: Wonderboy on February 20, 2010, 11:28:45 AM
Man those things can only be seen in U.S.

Here in France people just don't care and continue their way of life...  :lol:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods
Post by: Tuffty on February 20, 2010, 02:34:30 PM
His apology sounded like it was screened through dozens of PR people first. Which means it probably was.

I liked how in the apology he said his cheating wasn't his wifes fault when nobody's blamed her at all. About the apology itself, his wife is his own business, golf it doesn't make any relevance to so he's only come out and made that public apology to appease the sponsers and get back the money he's losing IMO.

He's expecting sympathy but you don't get sympathy for sex addiction. You get sympathy trying to get over something harmful like heroin, you know, stuff that could kill you but you can't give it up so easy. Sex, as I understand, can be quite nice but not harmful, provided you remember the safety word. And you certainly won't get sympathy if you do a lot of sex behind your wife's back.

Thing is the viewing figures for golf are down, less money in the game, fewer people buying tickets, Tiger should really have turned to them and said 'You need me, trousersnake and all' :lol:
Title: Re: Tiger Woods
Post by: nop on February 20, 2010, 03:05:29 PM
He is a golfer. Go play golf and make lots of hole-in-ones, eagles and birdies. Shut all the reporters' mouths. Most of them can't play good golf anyway.    His cheating is his personal problems.   I think that Tiger generated money to charities more than all reporters' donations combined. 
Title: Re: Tiger Woods
Post by: kuro808 on February 21, 2010, 12:43:25 AM
The apology in itself was enough to just say, "okay you can go play golf now."  I think he has a lot more to prove as a person and that will probably be his downfall if he doesn't try to improve his image
Title: Re: Tiger Woods
Post by: whiteleppard on February 21, 2010, 06:34:27 PM
My opinion is that Tiger is great at what he does.  His personal life should stay that way.  We all have done bad things, but does that change how good we are at the things we do? Cheating is never cool, but that should be between him and his wife, not the entire world.  I know he is a role model for alot of people, and I think he still should be.  Nobody in this world is perfect, we all make mistakes. 
Title: Re: Tiger Woods
Post by: daigong on April 08, 2010, 09:57:17 AM
So Tiger is back blah blah blah, gonna win Masters, etc.

Nike drops new commercial, featuring soundbites from his late dad, Earl

Tiger Woods new Nike commercial did you learn anything? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW7qzPSuF5A#ws)

whaddya think?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods
Post by: whorocks on April 28, 2010, 03:27:36 AM
i think the advertisement was rather well done. but yet again, what kind of implications depends on what your views on his fiasco
Title: Re: Tiger Woods
Post by: Mugen on April 29, 2010, 02:29:02 AM
Spider-man-Tiger Woods (New Nike Commercial PARODY) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8pGVJkdDnA&playnext_from=TL&videos=P5_AH0vRx_s#ws)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods
Post by: daigong on April 29, 2010, 10:58:38 PM
The 120 women agree.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods
Post by: alenfort on January 21, 2011, 04:04:35 PM
Tiger Woods is one of Gretest Golf Players of all  over Worlds.He is Played Good and Intelligent Golf game.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods
Post by: stax on January 21, 2011, 04:17:43 PM
Tiger Woods is one of Gretest Golf Players of all  over Worlds.He is Played Good and Intelligent Golf game.

Probably the best post in history of internet.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods
Post by: JFC on June 30, 2011, 06:34:34 AM
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Tiger Woods to promote heat rub for muscle pain on Japanese television
By The Associated Press | The Canadian Press


NAGOYA, Japan - Tiger Woods has signed a three-year deal to promote a Japanese pain reliever, his first endorsement since he was caught in a sex scandal toward the end of 2009.

The deal with Kowa Company Ltd. is geared only toward the market in Japan. Woods already has filmed commercials for "Vantelin Kowa," a heat rub used to relieve muscle and joint pain. The commercial is to be shown in Japan starting next month.

"When looking for a person for a new TV commercial for the Vantelin Kowa series, Kowa determined that Tiger Woods, with his No. 1 accomplishment as a golfer and his overwhelming presence, matches the promotional direction of the Vantelin Kowa series," the company said in a press release. "And we asked Mr. Woods for his co-operation in our new TV commercial."

Mark Steinberg, his agent, said it was a three-year deal that involves television, print and Internet ads in Japan. He did not disclose how much the company is paying Woods.

Woods once had an endorsement portfolio worth nearly US$90 million a year. But failures in his personal life led to Accenture, AT&T and Gatorade dropping him as a sponsor, and Gillette deciding not to renew its deal.

"I'm not looking at this as his first deal, or a second deal," Steinberg said Wednesday. "I look at this as showing he's a global attraction. I expect to have some other announcements by the balance of the year."

Steinberg said an endorsement for Woods' golf bag — he has been without one since he returned to golf at the 2010 Masters — was not necessarily the highest priority. He said he was in discussion with various companies, but any deal probably would wait until after Woods gets back to competition.

Woods has not played since May 12, when he withdrew after nine holes from The Players Championship with knee and Achilles injuries. He said Tuesday he had no timetable for his return, only that it would not happen until he was fully healthy.

Boston Red Sox pitcher Daisuke Matsuzaka, who is sidelined after elbow reconstruction surgery, has also promoted the Vantelin heat rub on Japanese TV.

This isn't the first time Woods has endorsed products in Japan. He appeared in commercials for canned iced coffee in the late 1990s.
___
AP Golf Writer Doug Ferguson in Newtown Square, Pa., contributed to this report.
FULL ARTICLE LINK - http://ca.news.yahoo.com/tiger-woods-promote-heat-rub-muscle-pain-japanese-213825452.html (http://ca.news.yahoo.com/tiger-woods-promote-heat-rub-muscle-pain-japanese-213825452.html)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods
Post by: daigong on December 12, 2011, 10:00:40 AM
How about some POSITIVE for once! Tiger Woods winning his first tourney in a long ass time :thumbsup (last week lol)
(http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/5314/ap201112051115405538745.jpg)
(http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/6923/187e83116a8274198e072f3.jpg)

Golf needs him to be good.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods
Post by: daigong on March 16, 2012, 08:38:15 AM

shaq vs Tiger Woods :lol:
Tiger Woods PGA TOUR 13 - Duel of the Masters (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chtNLyraGwI#ws)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods
Post by: kuro808 on March 26, 2012, 06:22:21 AM
CONGRADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://l.yimg.com/iu/api/res/1.2/gJbgFoCEWgD4NKrcWE6qug--/YXBwaWQ9eXZpZGVvO2NyPTA7ZHg9MDtkeT0wO2ZpPXVsY3JvcA--/http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/ipt/Tiger_AP_is.1.jpg)

He got a win, it may not be a major but it is enough to get himself on the horse again on winning, Great Job Tiger!!!!
Title: Re: Tiger Woods
Post by: Assman on March 26, 2012, 07:39:10 AM
WHAT ACHILLES!? His first win since.. really??? The ‘old’ Tiger is back Arnold Palmer Invitational into a five-stroke statement for his first PGA Tour win since the BMW Championship in September of 2009
(http://i.imgbox.com/aafrieVF.jpg)

what about that one above? I bet he does beat Jack Nicklaus. it's all in his mind now.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods
Post by: kuro808 on July 02, 2012, 01:59:51 AM
3 wins in 2012

Comeback of the Tiger?  Well I think it isn't a comeback but more dedication without the crap behind the scenes, well the best athletes never let crap go down  :twothumbs
Title: Re: Tiger Woods
Post by: JFC on March 22, 2014, 09:04:31 PM
Tiger Woods makes incredible 91-foot birdie putt at Cadillac (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzZnAIZlEnE#ws)

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude...
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