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Title: Man Ejaculates in Library, Witness Says
Post by: Foxy Brown on February 16, 2006, 02:55:36 PM

A man who allegedly masturbated onto a computer screen, keyboard and chair in Morgan Library called the accusation against him a "witch hunt" by overzealous library officials. (http://www.collegian.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2006/02/06/43e706c57084d)

Title: Man Ejaculates in Library, Witness Says
Post by: Shani Andras on February 16, 2006, 09:09:29 PM

poor guy... must have spent a very lonely valentine day...  :lol:

Title: Man Ejaculates in Library, Witness Says
Post by: Loki! on February 17, 2006, 01:17:08 AM

roflmao.

This is one of these rare golden Valentines moments.

Title: Man Ejaculates in Library, Witness Says
Post by: ampedechoz on February 17, 2006, 01:32:40 AM

omfgroffle ahahahaa.

poor dude.

Title: Man Ejaculates in Library, Witness Says
Post by: Dizzy on February 18, 2006, 04:33:27 PM

Hahahaha, this is why I have a computer in my room...could never do that in a public place : P

Title: Man Ejaculates in Library, Witness Says
Post by: Akito on February 20, 2006, 05:29:00 AM

omg thats just wrong..lets hope they clean it up

Title: Man Ejaculates in Library, Witness Says
Post by: ctz on February 20, 2006, 05:27:01 PM

For some reason I want to believe the man. He's been framed!