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Title: Tom Cruise to eat Placenta
Post by: Tuffty on April 18, 2006, 06:42:33 PM: Tom Cruise yesterday revealed his latest bizarre mission..to eat his new baby's placenta. (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16958010%26method=full%26siteid=94762%26headline=exclusive--tom-chews-name_page.html)
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Post by: ctz on April 18, 2006, 07:18:00 PM: And I thought that silent birth thing was already bizarre enough :)
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Post by: JFC on April 18, 2006, 11:33:00 PM: Nothing's too bizarre when your part of he cult of Scientology :p
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Post by: Kei on April 19, 2006, 12:10:35 AM: Aww, c'mon. There's nothing tastier than placenta lasagne.
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Post by: Asmodai on April 19, 2006, 01:07:29 AM: :o

That's messed. The whole thing about eating it is supposedly so the mother can restore nutrients lost giving birth.
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Post by: claymore on April 19, 2006, 01:28:33 AM: I can imagine the headline. "Alien follower eats placenta and says It tastes like chicken." I guess he thinks that MI:3 needs more promotion.
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Post by: Foxy Brown on April 19, 2006, 04:03:48 AM: Cruise was only kidding (http://www.canada.com/topics/entertainment/story.html?id=345d4313-2e14-4d3b-a8de-317ea7616149&k=67596)
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Post by: JFC on April 19, 2006, 04:09:00 AM: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure it was a joke. :rolleyes: All of his other recent weird behaviour was just a joke too. It was meant to throw us off the fact that Scientology is a messed-up cult. :yep:
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Post by: Asmodai on April 19, 2006, 04:33:46 AM: And it's a girl!

I wonder what her therapy bills are going to be like in 20 years?
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Post by: JFC on April 19, 2006, 06:51:58 AM: Quote from: Asmodai
And it's a girl!

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Ten months after her whirlwind engagement to movie star Tom Cruise, actress Katie Holmes gave birth on Tuesday to the couple's first child, a girl they named Suri, their spokesman said. (http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=topNews&storyID=2006-04-19T003735Z_01_N18406547_RTRUKOC_0_UK-HOLMES.xml)
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Post by: Foxy Brown on April 19, 2006, 06:55:07 AM: Suri Cruise?
Poor kid.
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Post by: JFC on April 19, 2006, 07:00:20 AM: Regarding ^, the article says:
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The name Suri has its origins in Hebrew, meaning "princess," or Persian, meaning "red rose," the statement said

So it's not too bad, at least once you find out what it means. :rolleyes:
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Post by: ctz on April 19, 2006, 07:24:24 AM: Suri is much better than Xenu.
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Post by: ebc on April 19, 2006, 08:03:49 AM: Should have chosen a real name like Macgyver or Ferguson. And if it was a boy, something like Fred or John are pretty good names.
Title: Tom Cruise to eat Placenta
Post by: Tuffty on April 19, 2006, 10:29:02 AM: I will also have with that, a bottle of chianti and fava beans....ef ef ef ef ef ef ef ef ef

(http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/7622/hannibalalv16au.th.jpg) (http://img146.imageshack.us/my.php?image=hannibalalv16au.jpg)

I am talking about the placenta of course
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Post by: suki* on April 19, 2006, 11:25:19 AM: EEEEEEWWW~!! >_<

Just... EEEEEEEWWWWWW~!!! >_<
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Post by: Tian_Yuan on April 20, 2006, 01:00:22 AM: Quote from: Asmodai
And it's a girl!

I wonder what her therapy bills are going to be like in 20 years?

That's exactly my thought when I heard the news this morning XD
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Post by: Mugen on April 20, 2006, 07:13:39 AM: Didnt they clear up it as a very clever sarcastic joke?

i wonder if it taste like chicken
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Post by: vicmu on April 20, 2006, 07:51:39 AM: Quote from: ctz
Suri is much better than Xenu.

speaking of silly names... suri is also much better than "Moon Unit Zappa"
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Post by: maliciel on April 20, 2006, 02:16:59 PM: What?

Moon Unit is the best name ever! Now, Audioscience is a fucked up name if I ever saw one.
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Post by: ctz on April 21, 2006, 12:33:24 PM: Suri is a pickpocket in Japanese :)
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Post by: Tuffty on April 21, 2006, 02:14:22 PM: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' decision to name their daughter "Suri" has linguists baffled, as there is no record of the name meaning "princess" in Hebrew. (http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds31857.html)
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Post by: ew0923 on April 21, 2006, 02:43:40 PM: man, that guy is just going nuts...someone should lock him in a closet and don't let him out again...
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Post by: Loki! on April 21, 2006, 03:47:28 PM: Tom Ryan's a psycho~!
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Post by: Dragon88 on April 23, 2006, 01:02:26 AM: Quote from: Tuffty
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' decision to name their daughter "Suri" has linguists baffled, as there is no record of the name meaning "princess" in Hebrew. (http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds31857.html)

LOL! :grin:
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Post by: JFC on April 23, 2006, 03:22:44 AM: Speaking of eating placenta...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/placenta-snack.html
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Post by: shadowstar on April 25, 2006, 08:42:22 AM: Quote from: ebc
Should have chosen a real name like Macgyver or Ferguson. And if it was a boy, something like Fred or John are pretty good names.

or "Zorg" :lol:
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Post by: jogasa on May 07, 2006, 05:59:54 AM: disgusting!!!!
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Post by: Saburo on May 07, 2006, 07:53:20 PM: Cruise talking about his diet is just as truthful as his jumping up and down on Oprah Winfey's couch to express his lub for Ms. Holmes.

As for the baffled liguists... they are spending too much time reading "People" magazine and should return to their staid educational journals.