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AKB48 Fanfics => AKB48 Fanfics => Topic started by: kuro808 on January 29, 2013, 10:27:36 AM
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I did this in the H!P section for starters but this thread is just a way to break the writer's block, remember that :nervous
Okay this is a just a crazy way to get people here into a warming mood of just putting a story together using seven words and next post continues on the story. It is a free for all into making a story seem ridiculously weird but there are some ground rules:
- Please use seven words, I'm being serious about this no more no less. Some words can be broken into two words, its okay as long as seven is in your post, I will not try to get technical :)
- No double posting unless a period of three days passes by with no response
- Try not to edit the post, if it sounds off to start with, proof read first :thumbsup
- Finally I don't care what happens within the story, make sure it is within the rules, NO PERV ALLOWED
- Any other rules can be applied at any time please check the first post at all times :cow:
THE GOAL: End of 2013 2000-5000 posts I know we can do it :grin:
It all started in the morning when...
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Mayu and Yuki were talking about the..
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Temo Demo performance of their own version....
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and Sae decided to butt in to...
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their conversation and took Mayu's role away...
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EVEN ACCHAN IS GRADUATED, ATSUMINA IS FOREVER.
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and is the beginning of Takayuu, Takatomo
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wanting a developed relationship with each other
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Thus it becomes takatomoyuu. However takamina feels....
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She can only truly love Atsuko. But...
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Acchan might have feelings for Yuko or...
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TAKAMINA is falling for tomochin as well
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Then asks her for a lunch date
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Tomochin accepts it but drags Chiyuu along
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Unfortunatly, she says "Chiyuu" the entire date
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"Chiyuu, Chiyuu, Chiyuu, Chiyuu..." just like that.
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Takamina is not impressed, Tomochin is happy.
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While Akimoto stares at them wildly, showing
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off her finely toned abs to Sae
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Ume-chan stared at both of them intriguely
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as Sae started to kiss Sayaka's lips
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Slowly Yuko takes out her digital camera
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and she started taking picture, but suddenly..
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Haruna appear and slap her head "hentai"
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and took the camera away from her
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Takamina shakes her head at kojiyuu's antics
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she looks other way and saw MaYuki.. :shocked
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Mayu and yuki kissing each other passionately
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As the walls around them fall apart
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and revealed Acchan driving a bulldozer
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With her devious smile, she hunts for
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Her Takamina and the others eating food
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WMatsui wonder why the members are using
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a spatula and barbeque fork to eat
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Bentos filled with rice and grilled salamanders
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which apparently is the latest specialty menu
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Sasshi and Kasai both realize the AD
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selling their secret kiss picture on web
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they both blushed, and run towards the..
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Comment:
Mayu and yuki kissing each other passionately
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Nice one! kurogumi-san :twothumbs
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morning, in the bright shining beautiful dawn.
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but they are arrested by Aki-P, and...
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send them in majisuka prison together with..
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The rest of the girls, and then...
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They kissed each other with love and...
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suddenly Yuko started laughing uncontrollably at the...
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scene of Takamina and Harunyan kissing and....
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Mariko dragging away Harunyan out of jealousy
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Then Yuko said: "Stop! Let's form...
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a trio with Acchan and walk to
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Walk to her and kiss her and......
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Passed over the lifeless body on the
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floor, who apparently was a trolled Miichan.
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Shinoda pulled the body over to the side
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then gave miichan cpr, which led to
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Miichan recovering and kissing Mariko passionately. Thus...
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A weird encounter with Myao observing the
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quite unsafe tendency of kissing among them
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Giving Mayuyu and Yuko a chance to
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touch everyone's oshiri but Yuki appear and..
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took out her phone to send mail
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Haruna, to tell her they tuched oshiris
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When Aki-P stepped in to stop the
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Oshiri war of Mayu and Yuko
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He got dragged to a pool and....
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Out popped up TakaMina with a geyser
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Acchan see that and run toward Takamina...
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Who gets swallowed by the incoming whirlpool
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and saved by Tomochin then Tomochin want..
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a new meal after hearing that the
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delivery boy has arrived at the prison
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Behind the bars, the girls rang the
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bell for Sasshi to get the
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powder for a group battle consisting of
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Many thing that have them in it
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but suddenly a love war between Yuko..
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and Takamina pushed Haruna to walk away
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which made Acchan jealous and Takamina punished..
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Mariko after making a cruel joke about...
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Her kissing Haruna and Miichan with Mayu
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While Amina let out her giddyness over
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Miichan and Mayu hugging, Yuki came over..
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Only wearing a bikini to the sauna
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Then Mayu blushed and followed Yuki in
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Lowering her hands with a smirky smile
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and suddenly hugged her around her waist
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While Mocchi quietly munched on Yagi's ear
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Yuko watches the events closely with intense
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Juri got angry and pulled out a
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kendo stick to punish the people around
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But Kawaei Rina came and destroyed the
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kendo stick Juri brought, and smooched her
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continuously until an earthquake split them apart
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and revealed large cracks on the walls
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Everyone was trying to get out but
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togasaki's pink helicopter came to save them
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While Miorin headbutts the barriers that blocks
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the others tried headbutting to but failed
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Leaving Sayaka to release her inner gorilla
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her gorrilla power succesfully break the barrier
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"Damn! Ape Goku ran amok!" Yuko joked.
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AkiGori wins over the rest of the group
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she get a lots banana as reward
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but she could not eat them all
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So Takamina and Yuko took them and
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shared the rest mouth to mouth with
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Mayu and Milky but Acchan and Haruna.....
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secretly put a lot inside their bags
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Meanwhile SaeYuki were
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making out in their prison cell, removing
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peel after peel of all their bananas
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sayaka who seeing members eat her bananas
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but then Takamina and Acchan are doing
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something like kissing touching then Yuko say
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get a room the two of you...
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then she turn Haruna and drag her...
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under a table and started making out
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"Kissing.. what a boring sight!" Sayaka facepalmed.
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then Jurina appears dragging with her Rena...
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she tried taking a kiss from rena
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Rena put her hand on Jurina's face
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"stop it~" she said with ashamed on
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her face she had a Airi pic
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Jurina pouts then looked aroud for Churi...
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Who was making out with Airi and
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Moved the event over to the closet
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But then suddenly Nachu appeared and pulled
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Out the rest of SDN48 for a
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Party, while AtsuMina were
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avoiding everyone else and were making out
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To the concert happening right behind them
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While the crowd was cheering Kojiyuu were.....
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Intrigued about Takamina holding up the poster
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and Acchan doing wotagei like, what seriously?
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sasshi then join acchan doing wotagei together
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Sayaka was all "Wtf is happening" while Jurina was
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flirting and hugging all girls around her
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Yuko steps in and rubs Nyannyan's thigh
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Nyaro hits her head then Rena....
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wraps her arm around Juri with ease
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Jurina stops flirting and Acts like a loyal pup again while
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^ gotta watch the words limit :lol:
Sayaka calls for Sae with her trusty
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yui appear and suddenly shouts "honmayan beaamm!!"
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The attack took down the door exposing
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SaeYuki Making out wit each other
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Aki-P looks at the carnage and shakes
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"what actually happened in here" he thought
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Then in the dressing room, Sayaka looks
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Furious when she saw SaeYuki making out
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"Curses... Miyazawa Sae the wishy-washy playboy!"
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Walks away with a smile on her
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"I'm no playboy! I'm just confirming my feelings with other members that's all~"
-Sae
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Even after the comfession all the girls
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were not convinced enough with Sae's words.
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Poor Sae tried to hide it with her
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Mayu knew about Saeyuki making out so
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it was a given that she walked
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away then she do harassment thing with
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the dolls innocently in the dressing room
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Sae Gave yukirin a Blue rose and said....
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'This blue rose is eternal, just like....
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"My love for you,Kashiwagi Yuki will you be my eternal____________
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"Never!" says Mayu as she throws doll
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''Mayu~''Yuki said and hugged Mayu ''IonlyLOVEyou''
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jealous mayu being tsundere said "prove it!"
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"Hey Yukirin....I want to tell you the truth!" sae said with sad eyes
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Yuki dragged Mayu somewhere and did something...
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Imagine what?? For me it is not good it turn in the not right way.... It is really funny idea this topic! You can change the story it is so funny!!!
@K-popJ-popAWESOMENESS: I love the process you us to keep the seven words :twothumbs
Sorry I stop my comment now...
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Meanwhile AkiGori was . . . .
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trying to make more muscle on her..
@mayuyuXlyukirinlover13: we should using seven words, no more or less ^^
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sorry keep forgetting xDD
Sae was depressed because yukirin was with
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Mayu and then went to Akigori because...
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AkiGori was half killing the poor Takamina
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Acchan went to "Majisuka" mode and Beat
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the HECK out of the wild Sayaka
(My comment: Sayaka~! Gomennasai~! :bow: )
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''Acchan you're my hero''That's what Takamina
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said as she ran dramatically toward her heroine
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to give her a hug and she
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suddenly slipped on a banana peel that
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she hit her head so Acchan walked
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And kissed her on her lips then
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helped her to get up and says
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''Baka Takamina could you look where you....
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go and try to find why Mariko
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Is trolling Miichan and now kissing her?''
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Takamina looked to Acchan and says I..
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really do love you" and kissed her
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passionately to a theme of love songs
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Sae Approached Mayuyu with a sad smile.
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because she didn't know how to confess
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(SaeMaYuki moment(?) )
Sae kisses her Forehead and said
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let me be the saepapa with mamarin
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Opening the door to the black portal
Sent from my VM670 using Xparent Pink Tapatalk 2
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Yuko saw the black portal and said
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"More oshiris on the other side" Setting
Sent with aloha from the middle of the Pacific
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Yuko Ran into the Black portal and
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Exiting into an alternate world where others
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Were people have completely the opposite personalities!
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As she met her twin, Haruna attacked
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by a zombie kitty cat that came
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And a straight faced Mariko appears from
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And saves Nyaro and kissed her while
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Yuko was watching them with a jealous
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heart. Meanwhile, Yui sat in the corner,
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waiting for Paru to come to her
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Meanwhile Sae said to mayu
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"Yuki is your, take care of her"
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Then she walked over and kissed Sayaka
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Yukirin frowns
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And goes to Oku Manami and kiss
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her under the spring coloured sky then
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Acchan runs towards the room opening the
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she saw Tomochin trying to kiss Minami
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She got angry so she went and
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Grabbed a fan to whack the fail
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knowing it is not a good idea
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She went and grabbed a AK47 and
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pull the trigger to scatter bullets into
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everybody went "WTF?! DUCK!!" bullets fly everywhere
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Mayuyu watched carefully as she used her
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Cyborg powers to deflect bullets 0048 style!
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Then attacks in 2.5d with her sword
Sent with aloha from the middle of the Pacific
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''Wait! What are we all doing''Kumi
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Non relpied "THE HELL WOULD I KNOW?!"
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"Whatever!" Said Kuumin as she proceed to
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Non grabs Kumi and kisses her
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Kumi fell on the floor with Non
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Kissing deeply, they felt the carpet below
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Moving,they stopped kissing and looked down
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Seeing the mustard stain, they moved
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to the room but once they opened
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A bunch of eels come from the
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From the crying Yuria(?) ''Kumi I still
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prefer your 'Dance' character over 'Komimi' one...
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"Oh Shut up!" kumi replied with a
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smirk and held out her drink as
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Mureshige came a drank it up and
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Passed it on to everyone near her
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It spread like the plague over the
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Cake and Kumi went to Yuria and
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Put dark glasses on and tried to
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Get Kanon to kiss her because sheSHIPPSyurianon
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While the rest wonders why they are
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only watching baka trio doing random stuff
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As the act grew into a national
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Until Bakamina Joins in and made
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a joke but no one laughing and
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And the short Comedy career ended. Meanwhile
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Yuuko turns everyone into their animal form.
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Then went and jumped on milky who
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yelled out about her bruised ego with
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Sayanee who had turned to black Marimokkoryo
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The group turned around and ran
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Yuko Was screaming "ANOTHER BLACK HAS RISEN!!"
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Akigori unleashes her secret arsenal below the
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Roof of the building while saeyuki pair
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Distribute the guns among the group members
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BUMP
Looking around the area, a wild Sasshi
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Took out a stick and ran to
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Acchan as she held out a kendo
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And Strikes the head hard but missed!
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Because Kitarie came and gave a kiss
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to Sasshi and in return received a
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Slap in the face by Yui, Paru.......
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grabbed Yuihan from behind preventing any more
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any more bitch-slaps then she gave Yui
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A kiss as Moeno walked out from
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A room where Aki was in,Mochi
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Stared at them salivating at the chance
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Then yuko took pictures on her phone
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Of Takaman kissing Acchan,Aki got a
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photo of the event and posted it
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on Google+ then Yuko saw it and
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Tried to pose with Nyannyan but she
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got ignored by Nyannyan and Yuko sawMayu
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Prancing away she slid into the door
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And walked to where Yukirin was,Mayu
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saw Yukirin was kissing and hugging Rena
(I not a writer..but it seem fun..hehe.. so I just post ><)
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sae and Mayuyu's jaws dropped and said
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"NO!!! Yuki! " while Yuko was there and
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tried to touch all of their boobs
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while haruna just smacked her head hard
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''Guya, I'm gonna marry Yuria''Kumi said
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Everyone in the room especially Kanon were
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Shocked by all the props laid out
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in the room Kanon told Kumi that
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She was ready to lay down the
Posted by the Hawaiian
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wedding and get Kumi back from Yuria.
( @kurosawa87: Sorry, I am not sure whether I had understand the statement correctly or not.. hehe
if I understand wrongly, sorry about that as my English is not good)
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@qweakb: well I was assuming stuff would be set for a wedding so a carpet or flowers but the whole point is to move the story along
The music played in the background with
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Sakiko Was Playing the piano as BGM
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Yuko decided to take the priest job
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But suddenly Jurina stood up and said
Lol this turned our from a random beautiful day to a prison then to a wedding xD the hell is everyone thinking.I just did read the whole thingy....this is totally wrong :on lol:
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^ it was kinda the whole point of the project
This is a crazy setup for a
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"Wedding!" Jurina Protested then Sakuratan appears and
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Turns off the lights before running into
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Murashige, Anna hugged her and ran
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Into a pool of pudding where Amina
Posted by the mento Hawaiian
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sat and hugged the poor Sae ''mommy,
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where is mommy yuki?" Then Sae reply
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''........''Was Yuki's reply as she went to
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The pool where the water was cool
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Then Mayu pushed Yuki into the pool
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She reached out but felt another pair
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Of hands Yuki thought it was Mayu's
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However Sae and Sayaka pulled her out
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Yuko's trying to hug Kojiharu but Mariko-sama
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Points toward the Gachapin doll and turns
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To Miichan ''Gachapins everwhere''.Takahashi Juri was
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Hiding her smile with the pool gleaming
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While looking at her cute Kawaei Rina
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While the parade went by with little
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kids throwing flowers Yuki looked up andsawMayu
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With a smile and waved towards her
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Mayu ignored her and took out her
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phone taking pictures of the kid's oshiri's
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''Mocchi, stop nibbling on my ears''Akicha
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Moaned as Yuko watched the two take
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pictures of them trying to not be
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Perverted in anyway possible but the weather
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change and start to rain which make
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Akicha's hair wet and cover her ears
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''Mmm, wet ears are the best''Mocchi
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then Takamina appear in nowhere wet and
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stressed when Acchan started to chase her
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down the hall ''Kanon I love you!''
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The group starts to hear mariko yell
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"miichan! you are going to be sorryAfter
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This because YOU cheated on me with
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Sayaka because she show you her abs..
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and Kumi is taking revenge on Mariko''
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While Sasshi runs towards the door with
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Kitarie whom she dragged along the way.
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She gave Annin a kiss, which Annin
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Took and walked to the fountain where
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She accidentally fell and got wet then
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Akicha and Yukirin pulled her out and
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They both ended up falling on thefountainthen
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Jurina came to see and start to
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dive also into the fountain for real
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Motomura Aoi was like 'What's wrong with.....
Lol Jurina diving xD
I can't stop laughing about this xD
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them?" While Rena is standing there changing
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Jurina and Airin where drooling over her
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While Yuko comes out in full armor
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riding on a donkey with Shawako behind
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and also Akarin grabbing the donkey's tail
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Takamina, Michan and Kojiharu danso and become
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Persona in front of each other's girlfriends
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make their girlfriends forever fangirling over them
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and "BANG!", suddenly a gunshot is heard
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Anna stood over Sasshi with a smile
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holding a gun, was Milky trying to
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Shoot Machun who's being clingy with Sayanee...
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but Sayanee turned to Miruky and yelled
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''You cheated on me with that donkey!!!!''
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While she pulls out the small hairs
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of a fridge, ''I did not!''Milky
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Looked around the room with Yuko humming
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heavy rotation and make her way to
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where Takamina is, then Yuko hug her
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Hoping that Sakura would walk into the
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wall, Iriyama stood kissing Jurina in the
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prison. Rena was jealous and start to
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Prounced around with her special curry. While
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Rena saw Yuki and tried to make...
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melon pan with the few ingredients in
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and gave it to Rena who hugged
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Yuki and shoved the death-bringing melonpan into
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her mouth, causing her to choke and
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And get food poisoning then Arin comes
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and kisses Churi who's watching birds fly
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South to the depths of Hakata where
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Murashige and Sasshi were harassing The members
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As Aoitan cried with Captain strumming her
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Sakura then saved her Aoitan by kicking
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But murashige ends up harassing Sakuratan next
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Aoitan got angry and cried, then Nogi46....
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came out in force to dance their
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guruguru curtain routine, causing Murashige to go
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crazy and started to pick on Aoitan
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And run over to Natsumikan with a
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frozen fish in her hand,''Natsumikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan''She
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threw it over to Sakura which she
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avoids it and hits on Lovetan's face
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Lovetan got angry and kicked Shige in
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the knee. Grabbing her joint, she forced
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Shige to eat green bananas do that
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gag that changes the bananas into mentaiko
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While in Sakae, Kanon and Mei where
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Making out with each other next to...
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SaeYuki who were also making out and...
I've just found this and have been in Hysterics! :lol:
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... while they were busy being lovey-dovey, Aki-P...
Yeah I just found out bout this too.
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was broadcasting their making out to Mayuyu
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when she was with Yukirin as they
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Walked to the stage linked to the
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cow who took out a banana and
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Sayaka attacked Yukirin for making out with
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SKE's NanNan, Nao, Rion and Kanon.MeiMei
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made a magic barrier to block Sayaka
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...Sayaka rebuffs with Giant Magic Banana Beam! :lol:
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Suddenly, Kumi goes all crazy Heavy Metal
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Wow, this went all over the place... hehe~~ Heavy Metal - reference to ske48 no Magical Radio
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...Then she faints, as usual then Jurina...
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starts acting like a fangirling Mousou Deka
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Nishishi kisses Kumi and Yuria get's jealous
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so she does her Yuria Geller magic
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and tortures Kumi while Nishishi goes to
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find Kanon. Kanon releases an alpaca to
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chase after Takamina who was busy skipping
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...While Sata-san was trying to teach her...
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how to not fail mayuyu's idol test
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... which she failed countless of times.However...
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Mayuyu's oshiri sister, Oshiriko aka Yuko, decided
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...to force Sayaka to lick Miichans feet... :lol:
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Comment on the above: "Why the hell?"
Atsuko, who was there to rape TakaMina,
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...Pounced, Takamina Ran Away and SaeYuki Kissed...
Comment for above: I'm Trying to make the story as Random a Poss (More Random = More Funny)...But no way to do it at this moment :P
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It made Mayuyu mad, so she started
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hitting on HKT's lolis, Sasshi and Kitarie
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Glared at each other letting Chori at
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... bay with all the fuss around her.
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Sayanee and Milky was caught kissing by
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The tree where Ripopo waited to gain
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... affection of. Though the 'witness' was murdered...
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Nana pulls the lame joke and drew
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... a banana which everyone sympathized with her.
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Sayaka saw the banana and went crazy
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before giving it to Shige who started
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eating it and forcing everyone else to
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... do the Harlem Shake. So they called PSY...
(Harlem Shake is 1 word, right?)
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^ it's two technically
Calling for sexy ladies as Nachu appears
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and dances the Gangnam Style together with
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Yukko and Kumi. Yuria gets very jealous
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so Kanon hugs Yuria on the back
I don't know what to say. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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But suddenly Yuria smacked down Kanon accidentally
Yurinon's shipers, Gomenasai! *bowing90degreesangle*
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when Ogiso suddenly showed up and kicked
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The trash can overflowing with a wicked
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... green slime from Kojiharu's room. In response,
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Yukko stops dancing and karate chops the
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poor Kumi who was flirting with Gomatan
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Suddenly, Shawako shows up and goes ahead
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Performs as Oscar and wows the crowd
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Before eventually she heads out and start
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Wooing the rest of SKE to join
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But cyborg Mayuyu suddenly joins in for
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Karaoke with Karen as they called a
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penguin to help move Wmatsui into the
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Same room where Oshima Yuko is changing
*uhoh*
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And opening the door was Sakura caught
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Her stuffing melonpan to russian monkey's mouth
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Murashige suddenly jumped and yelled at the
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Staff as she did her mentaiko signature
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before dancing together with mariko who taught
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her how to breakdance while naked Yuko
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showed her boobs to Sakura while danced
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with Acchan who is rubbing Yuko's boobs
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Which made takamina feel so very,very
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horny. So here comes Kojiharu to pleasure
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Her boredom with games meanwhile Airin is
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Running around with a goat covered with
(Remember PG-13 :P)
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Rena's drool who was watching the scenes
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while Sae having a nose bleed because
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Sayaka's pb came in the mail with
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a batman suit as well as a
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Poster of Hata Shawako in Takarazuka costume
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Suddenly, Aki-P came to check on them
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Increasingly surprised by the events that he
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Saw and so he decided to plan
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the ultra Gundam senbatsu proposed by Furukawa
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Which made Furukawa jump for joy and
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accidently kiss Churi who was flirting with
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Jurina and then Sayanee comes holding a
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Guitar and rock the whole room with
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Kumi who turned super heavy metal mode!
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With the walls slowly closing in on
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The russian monkey, Sasshi tried to call
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Upon her fans by doing a wotagei
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Driving the world to pieces by assessing
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(seriously don't know how to follow this up)
the qualities of idols, which she failed
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because she was busy making out with
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A cutout picture of Haruppi as a
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real Harupii was off trying to fix her
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Lisp but ended up being attacked by
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Chihiro and her guitar skills as Anya
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Beat the guts of Chiyori like Jojovich
-
While Tani looks over and throws out
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a bucketful of soy milk which splashed
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on to Sasshi who was trying to
(random note: I'm lol-ing how all these weird things are being brought up and it's surprisingly staying on HKT for a bit)
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Convince Boss that she had a life
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and Murashige suddenly butted in their conversation
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Getting Sacchan to come in and
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Offering everyone there kebabs while she holds
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A stick to poke Sasshi's chest firmly
-
But instead it poked boss' chest causing
-
the third world war to occur with
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Takamina controlling the minions from her mind
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Fighting Akigori's flesh eating bananas and finally
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Sae-chan used her genki spirit to cleanse
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Sashi off her wota personality while Acchan
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Poked Tomochin with a magic wand leaving
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(thought I'd join, this looked fun xD )
her thinking of a sexy Oshima yuko
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Leaving the scarred Sacchan to run to
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rabutan, who was scared to death by
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A white little puppy named Sasshi, ''Kuuchan~''
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She called. The puppy ran up to
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Yuria instead, as the puppy had fallen
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Through the crack in the sidewalk when
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Masana kissed Ego Yuna who cried in
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The park where the portal to heaven
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was, thus which led to World War
-
The guns shot off fireworks as Yukirin
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danced under the moonlight with her Cyborg.
-
Coloring the sky, they looked up smelling
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grenade suddenly appear beside them, Gakuran took Yukirin away
it is way more than seven but we let that go
to the underground bunker filled with electric
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Takamina stood watching the chaos ensue while
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She eats a bowl of katsudon with
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Sayanee as she watched Milky pursue the
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one who shares the same name. Yukirin
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Finding the truth of her fishing skills
-
So she decided to compete against Akarin
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In which the battles led to another
-
World war with Akimoto Sayaka act as
-
one would see in the movie, King Kong
(Considering 'King Kong' is a name, and makes 1 word.)
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Only to realize that a needle had
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strike and punctured Sayaka's legendary choco abs.
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She turned back to human and fainted
-
Sae took this chance to adore Sayaka's
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Abs tracing each muscle with her finger
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Yukirin felt a sudden urge of jealousy
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suddenly yuki comes and slap hard on
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Sae's butt and Harugon laughed HARD watching.
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Murashige act like a cute monkey while
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Sasshi has her rope ready to wrangle
-
all the lolies, much to Rena's dismay.
-
Jurina comes from behind using her charm
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But Jurina was busy drooling at Airin
-
Which made Churi angry and sends her
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to the depth of hell without any
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Birds as they flew to avoid the
-
the rage of Soukantoku searching for her
-
The dreaded soul reaper Takamina hoped for
-
someone to laugh at her jokes. But...
-
instead only Aki-P laughed in the whole
-
universe. Well, except Loli Yuihan. Meanwhile, Umechan
-
was snuggling with Micha in the corner
*mwehehehe*
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When Paru comes out of nowhere with
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A giant iron bat yuria got scared
-
Ran into the room where Kumi had
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Been trying to solve math by Jurina
-
As she used every pun in the
-
dictionary of cute girls to kiss and
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Grabbing Non away from Rena who was
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molesting some SKE KKS while enjoying melon-pan
-
While the rest of the alliance watched.
-
Paruru was eating her melon pan while
-
Anya goes around throwing teddy bears to
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the drooling Sasshi who was molesting the
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Tsundere lovetan just like the old days
-
While Myao claps in excitement as Yuko
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falls into a depression from NyanNyan deficiency
-
Rising from the ground, Mariko launches her
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Nyaro cannon which she hid from Yuko
-
suddenly, Rena jumps out and absorbs the
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Chilis from the ground and exposes her
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Melon Pan Man suit, which she handmade
-
The melon pan for the lolis but
-
one does not simply get Rena's pans
-
Which led to the revolution of the
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melon pan society's second generation, which was
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Acquisition of more lolis for Rena to
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feed choco melon pan everyday so that
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she could enjoy the lolies' reactions. The
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fisher for SKE came over to grab
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melon pan to fish the lolis and
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failed because here comes the glomping Jurina
-
dragging a non-loli midget towards the
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Exit as the door came crumbling down
-
due to Sasshi's rape attempt on Yui.
-
"Honmayan," she utters to change her into
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The super cool honmayan in stripped bikini ._.
*random*
-
She releases Homanyan beam as the strap
-
starts to fall off, causing Kitarie to
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Turn towards the camera and smile with
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dashingly, causing wota all over the world
-
to buy out all the unagi from
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Tsukiji as the rest of Japan suffers
-
due to the rampaging of Team Hormone
-
Meanwhile in Texas, Maimai was eating ramen.
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Leaving Tokyo open for the Sasshi onslaught
-
when Rabutan started crying over a bug
-
Running across the floor scattering the drops
-
Lemon juice over the land as Miorin
-
created a new religion of lemon that
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That can sing AKB's christmas themed songs
-
but lemon cult was defeated by Paru's
-
Salty demeanor as Yuihan headed her army
-
towards Hakata to rescue Kitarie from the
-
Raging lolies who have taken over town
-
and trampled over Sasshi who was screaming,
-
"My chest, my chest." As the rest
-
of HKT who were not lolis were
-
Throwing down the main purpose of the
-
search for melon pan leaded by Rena
-
Leaving Churi alone in the open birdcage
-
And that allowed Jurina to go kiss
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Mayu as Rena was looking at Churi.
[HELL YEAH 600th!]
-
As she released the birds into the
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land of lolis to help Rena's kidnapping
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Non-chan into the depths of melon pan
-
but Mei rescued her lover only to
-
Face the Namba monsters as they marched
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with the chin, Sayanee, leading against Milky
-
Who brought the fans from all over
-
the world, wearing sumo belts they got
-
ready to run away from the suberi
-
Escaping the wrath of the monster called
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Yamada Nana, the ultimate suberi devil, who
-
is actually a young girl with a
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Tail that was as long as a
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the sky tree, which Shimada decided to
-
Relinquish her controls to the next lord
-
Annin who was mad at Jurina for
-
secretly going out with Mayu. Yuki was
-
locked up in the storage room with
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Gekikara and Center who were playing with
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Nakamata. The three of them intently stares
-
As war starts between Sayaka and Milky
-
Since Yukirin is in NMB too she.....
(Me: Yeah this is kinda based on Mondays shuffle and yeah I thought Yukirin could be the facilitator~)
-
grabbed Mayu and threw her at the
-
alpaca, making Mayu to realize her obsession
-
Mayu's eyes widened and Yukirin kissed her...
>.<
-
(http://ryanesaki.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Anchorman_well_that_escalated_quickly_966.jpg)
Out of nowhere, the alpaca kicked them
-
To the sun, as the others ran
-
so they won't see the damage the....
-
rays would do to them, Yuihan put
-
Yukirin to sleep because she was being...
-
a pervert, touching girls' butts everywhere. Paruru
-
Realised what Yukirin had been doing to....
-
Yuihan and having a dead blank stare
-
She then got wacked for saying something~ ---
-
incredibly inappropriate which caused Tomochin to retort.
-
Takamina then walked over and very innocently
-
Slapped Yukirin on the face, the latter....
-
slapping back. Acchan started crying and then
-
Yuko took advantage to swoop Acchan off
-
To 18+ land, strangely enough, Lemon came
-
and poisoned Yuko using poisonous gas whilst
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Yukirin took Acchan to a secret place
-
with Mayu whom hyperventilated, looking at Atsuko's
-
Big Oshiri and Relationship with Yukirin, though ---
-
Atsuko fainted because of Yukirin's oppai power
-
Hence Mayuyu ended up fainting. Yukirin
-
realized the casualties around her and opt
-
to run away. Waking up Mayu and Acchan.....
-
who was body slammed by Yuko and
-
Sae, realised that Yuki was gone so....
-
she took her cross-encrusted bazooka and aimed ...
-
At her house, it landed and....
-
^6 words
the house burst into flames. Yuki, realizing
-
that Furuyanagi was kissing, ran away to
-
Sae, but Sae had an evil grin
-
because she had just been looking at
-
Sayaka's abs. Sae used the opportunity to
-
Placed clothes on the rack to purchase
-
Something that would endow Sayaka's abs but..
-
Akane got in the way to kiss.....
-
Then Yamada Nana suddenly appeared and started. . .
-
making her own one-shot gag but......
-
No-one (does this count as two words?) laughed and Akane slapped her across....
-
The room and made nana flying towards
-
Airin, who did the matrix to avoid...
-
being hit and might accidentally kiss Nana. . .
-
But landed on aina's Lips making sayanee...
-
Pull them apart instantly so Nana wouldn't...
-
Do a One shot gag while kissing. . .
-
and that Churi won't punch Nana
-
Then Milky Barged in and started to. . . .
-
Grope Churi's ass, making her moan in....
-
words that no one can understand but. . . .
-
Airi thought she had said "Please do ....."
-
So Sayaka pushed Airi towards Churi then. . .
-
Milky appered and kissed sayaka making furuyanagi....
-
Blush and walk out of the room
-
That was when Kojimako and Naanya appeared
-
Making Furukawa-sensei puke out massive rainbows (Does the hyphen count? I'll count it)
-
And churi slaping airi many times so.......
-
Kaotan decide to record it for the
-
Fans but she tripped and her camera
-
Flew into the air and was caught
-
By Furukawa-sensei's rainbow vomit, Kaotan was
-
Grossed out by it and then Jurina
-
was seen together with KojiYuu kissing
-
While Mocchi nibbled her ear like a
-
Baby. Then Rena turned into gekikara because......
-
Mocchi tried to nibble Jurina's cute ears. . .
-
But didn't care about Airin puking rainbows
-
Churi run to airin and kiss her
-
but she stopped puking rainbows and fainted
-
Mayu sitting there watching show with popcorn
-
Until Miyuki dragged her out of the....
-
Room and hand her to rena who
-
Tied her to the bed and waited...
-
For yukirin and jurina to come to...
-
To do some very cheeky things to
-
Mayu since three of them are Lolicons XD
-
And FuruYanagi just stayed to watch Mayu
-
Being torture by three Lolicons and deciding
-
What to do but Airin decided to...
-
Join in the fun but yuko came
-
And dragged her out and the process
-
And pretty soon Mayu finally came and
-
Gave Furukawa-sensei a bad headache which...
-
Just made Churi angry, so Yukirin came
-
And the four had a 2v2 fight
-
Rena became Gekikara and broke it up
-
And opened a door showing MakoNaanya kissing
....... (Ruka Kikuchi-san ;))
-
Kojiharu came along and pulled Yuko away
-
Whilst Furukawa-sensei almost continued to puke ---
-
And nosebleed Because of Churi's boobs so...
-
While Mako and Naanya were making out... (>////////< :heart: :heart: :heart: )
-
Haruna kissed Yuko passionately, while Yuko blushed :glasses:
-
and everyone else did what they were
-
Doing... Then churi dragged airi to the
-
Nearest stripper club and Airi drooled like
-
Crazy because somehow churi was wearing a....
-
Lingerie, meanwhile, Mako happily ate a banana
-
Whilst watching FuruYanagi outside, Naanya looked suspicious
-
So she snuck up behind Mako and
-
and stole her banana very forcefully, meaning
-
Mako got angry and started chasing her
-
All the way to namba where umechan
-
was actually busy harassing Shu which made. . .
-
Chaos in namba . Then mako chassed naanya.......
-
And finally caught her, stealing a kiss
-
, afterwards managing to pull her on the
-
arm and giving her the ultimate kabe-don (Wait, kabe-don/kabedon counts as one word, right?)
-
meanwhile back in Sakae, FuruYanagi were having
-
heated coversation about Churi's insane love towards
-
Emika suddenly after a year of concurrency with
-
NMB and Akane knew how much Airi...
-
Got jealous like hell so churi kissed
-
Airi and randomly pulled the older girl...
-
Towards her and kissing to discarded jealousy
-
And draged her to a room with....
-
a romantic theme, making Airin remember Rena...
-
's photobook, making airi pass out and......
(its been a long timee :lol: )
-
Churi knew what airin was imagining,then
-
Dasu, Matsumura, and Tani came in and
-
inspected what was happening. Churi in reaction.....
-
Did a komanecchi which Okubo witnesed herself
(Whoa, long time indeed)
-
Masana got jealous and sulked, then Sae
-
Goes off to hug her and gave
-
Her a kiss then sayaka appered and
-
Dragged Sae off to a nearby bedroom
-
Suddenly, Yuko appeared in front of them
-
And danced like she was seisuring, then......
-
Meetan appeared and zapped Yuko into a
-
russian roullete full of balloons as tano
-
Was very scared that she clinged on.....
-
Churi who was happily kissing Airin, blushing
-
Jurina suddenly came in and shouted, "Mariko-samaaaa!!!"
(my first post in here wewww yoroshiku~ *hides*)
-
Then Mariko came with Rena while running....
-
Then,Rena accidentally tripped and kissed Jurina
-
And all the SKE members completely fangirled
-
And Jurina lift Rena and bring her
-
to the bedroom for make out session
-
Mayu want to make out with Yukirin
-
So she dragged yukirin in a room.....
-
And Yukirin really enjoyed Mayu awesome touch
-
So they went to a dark room......
-
And found Furuyanagi naked, snogging. MaYuki reacted.....
-
Like they were fangirling then juri...
-
Is thrown at the bathtub then electricuted
-
Then KojiMako come out from nowhere and
-
Kissed naanya and they make-out in the
-
stage. Then a bunch of zombies appeared
-
and went into every room, scaring FuruYanagi.
-
Then Churi called her allmighty bird army
-
and Papi-tan leads them while bringing the
-
Triple decker sandwich Airin wanted, Churi asked
-
, "WTF Papi-tan's doing? Suddenly Rion came with
-
a machine gun, passed it to Churi....
-
and shot Yuria 'cause she's jealous of
-
Airin flirting with her, not Churi herself....
-
Angry, Kumi grabs Papitan, choked it with
-
Chicken wings, Churi, Airin and Yuria's ghost.....
-
turn into Yankee and challenge Salt to
-
to see how many Yakuza they can.....
-
Kill,but suddenly gekikara appeared and started
-
eating Churi's arm, which made Airin worry
-
about the scene. This could not be...