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General => Akihabara => Video Games => Topic started by: daigong on February 18, 2013, 01:21:16 AM
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who pre-ordered? XD lol shit better hope it don't elecotrocute your dick XD XD oh man only in Japan :thumbup
The World’s Most Perverted Game Controller Allows You To Play Video Games With Your Penis
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Japan will soon be introducing the Ju-C-Air, a(nother) penis-powered controller that soon will allow horny gamers everywhere to play completely in the nude and without the risk of damaging those already-sore wrists.
Sort of like existenZ, the wireless and muscle-responsive controller will be packaged specifically with a game. In this case that’s the virtual sex Custom Maid 3-D.
According to Digital Journal, the game allows players to to interact with a scantily-clad girl of their own custom design (dressed as a pirate, maid, etc.), and use the Ju-C to react to specific ‘movements/gesticulations’, or amount of ‘forcefulness’ applied, per user.
If you’re a little reluctant to break such a device out in front of friends, it will also be equipped with a normal analog joystick (ba-dum!), complete with A/B/C buttons.
Developed by Kiss (that’s the Japanese gaming company, though Gene Simmons probably wishes he’d thought of this), the game/controller is due to hit Japanese game retailers this February.
As many of you probably know, this isn’t Japan’s first foray into the penis-powered gaming device. Kotaku reported some 5 years ago on something called the SOM, which seems really convoluted in retrospect:
Affectionately known as the ‘joydick’, this self-explanatory controller-device-thing handily fit over junk and enabled players to experience having sex with anime characters via a USB port. It also made us lose respect for ourselves collectively as a human race and was way too awkward/fragile to fit in my luggage without breaking.
Here’s a look at the game, sans controller, and what you’ll be up to in it. Suffice it to say, some pseudo-NSFW gameplay ensues:
カスタムメイド3D with Ju-C AIR - PV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7iHnnSocxg#ws)
via http://www.jacehallshow.com/news/pop-culture/offbeat/20130212/finally-penis-powered-game-controller/ (http://www.jacehallshow.com/news/pop-culture/offbeat/20130212/finally-penis-powered-game-controller/)
check out the maids!! http://www.kisskiss.tv/cm3d/jucair/ (http://www.kisskiss.tv/cm3d/jucair/)
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I love how there's a eye patch one. Fuckin fetish lol get it at amazon! http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/B00APXNGZI/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1360308763&redirect=true&sr=8-2 (http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/B00APXNGZI/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1360308763&redirect=true&sr=8-2)
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at least the Konami code is still doable with that controller :lol:
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haha this is really funny :lol: brb moving to japan
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what the...?? i laugh when i read the TITLE i thought it was some kind of a joke, but knowing japan... xD
it will be weird playing multiplayer :rofl: