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Title: Teacher with 'superhuman strength' arrested by cops in scuffle
Post by: Foxy Brown on May 24, 2006, 11:11:16 PM

A high school physical education teacher was relieved of duty Monday after police arrested him over the weekend for allegedly creating a scene outside of a downtown bar and fighting several officers who tried to arrest him. (http://www.bradenton.com/mld/bradenton/news/breaking_news/14641941.htm)

Title: Teacher with 'superhuman strength' arrested by cops in scuffle
Post by: PirateSkittles on May 24, 2006, 11:28:50 PM

Luke Skywalker? xD Dream on, buddy.

And he didn't even try to escape when he attacked the officers...man. Most of the time, criminals try to get away from the cops, not just to beat them up. He makes teachers look bad. xP I wouldn't like to see what happens when he's with his students...although, since it mentioned a bar, he might of been drunk at the time. xP Alcohol is the new secret towards superhuman strength?

Title: Teacher with 'superhuman strength' arrested by cops in scuffle
Post by: JFC on May 25, 2006, 01:41:33 AM

Quote from: PirateSkittles

Alcohol is the new secret towards superhuman strength?

Nope, just the secret to acting like a stupid dumbass.

Title: Teacher with 'superhuman strength' arrested by cops in scuffle
Post by: Mugen on May 25, 2006, 01:46:23 AM

I gotta give props to someone who can withstand 3 taser attacks. Usually drunk or not, you're down with one shot

Title: Teacher with 'superhuman strength' arrested by cops in scuffle
Post by: ASSEMblerEX on May 25, 2006, 05:25:48 AM

I AM NAKAZAWA !! (taser taser taser) BOW BEFORE ME GWAHAHAH (TASER SOUNDS AGAIN) I LIKE SAKANA (taser noises)

Title: Teacher with 'superhuman strength' arrested by cops in scuffle
Post by: chera on May 25, 2006, 08:21:55 AM

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Police first saw David McCann, 30, standing in front of a bar Saturday at 2 a.m., shirt unbuttoned and yelling he was "Luke Skywalker" at passers-by, according to the incident report.

The Force is strong in this one...