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Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: justmijosh on August 05, 2006, 08:44:21 AM
In every other forum that I've joined, there has always been a thread that asks "If you were stranded on an island, what would you bring?" BUT! I am wondering, if you were stranded on an island, which H!P girl would you bring?

I, personally, would break the initial rule of bringing a girl and bring Tsunku. I could then establish a friendship with him, and when we get rescued, I'd have a friend with some money. I'd also figure out if he's gay or not. XD
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: Mikan on August 05, 2006, 10:48:07 AM
Ahahahaha! that's a smart one!
Hmm, but Im afraid I couldnt stand Tsunku.

Possibly Yossui.
1 for company
2 She wouldnt be afraid of hardwork or the bugs...just the snakes..lol but I can handle snakes

If not Yossui then I would go for Goto Maki. She is strong :D

Third choice - Ogawa Makoto. She looks snugglely. I imagine the nights would be cold so she can be my blanket :D


Lol. Im glad someone wrote this thread. Its a good question
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: maliciel on August 05, 2006, 11:13:47 AM
Takahashi Ai~

She's just..too cute. And, she can help me pick bananas to eat :3
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: Asmodai on August 05, 2006, 11:19:13 AM
Hmm... probably Konno, she's so cute and cuddly.

It might be tough cooking well for her though.
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: Linus on August 05, 2006, 11:23:19 AM
Ayaya. She knows to sing, to cook, to cheer people up... she nows everything :D
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: aedon on August 05, 2006, 11:28:31 AM
Okada Yui! Because she's funny enough to ease the boredom and also has big... you know ;)
She can't cook for shit though XD
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: Stirfry on August 05, 2006, 11:35:29 AM
 
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: huggumwuggums on August 05, 2006, 11:41:15 AM
In 2010:
Maasa Sudou for sure! I can already do all the things required to survive (cooking, building etc etc) so I just need someone for company, and with her outgoing personality and optimism (and the fact she also finished the 1500m race), she's perfect.
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: THUNDERDUCK on August 05, 2006, 11:47:16 AM
Maki.  Because she's the Ace!
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: Ayabie on August 05, 2006, 11:48:15 AM
Kame-chan. :lol:

In case it gets too hot, I'll just make her tell one of her jokes.
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: Asmodai on August 05, 2006, 11:51:52 AM
Quote from: Stryfe
Ook ook XD


And yeah, agreed. Plus she's a weirdo, I bet we could have some wacked out conversations.

Given my crappy Japanese skills, there wouldn't be much conversation at all unless I was stranded with Ayaka.
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: maliciel on August 05, 2006, 11:53:50 AM
I speak the language of love :heart:
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: shirenuファクトリー on August 05, 2006, 11:54:20 AM
Well, I know I wouldn't take Nacchi because that would mean end to her career. @__@

I guess I'd go for Maasa as well. She'd sure be stronger than me so there's the whole survival thing, plus she's funny. And also, since she's so young, I think she could go missing for a while without getting fired.... I hope.
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: aedon on August 05, 2006, 12:00:04 PM
Damn I was gonna add the "in 2010" too ;_; But then I thought it's make me look even more perv ;o; But oh well, in 2010 I'd take Kusumi. Yeah.
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: Stirfry on August 05, 2006, 12:02:47 PM
 
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: tamatron on August 05, 2006, 12:13:13 PM
I'd also take Maasa. She's huge and strong. She could protect me. I bet she could kill a boar with bare hands.


Quote from: Maliciel
I speak the language of love :heart:

:puke:
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: maliciel on August 05, 2006, 12:19:02 PM
You know it's true! :(
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: Stirfry on August 05, 2006, 12:22:43 PM
 
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: tamatron on August 05, 2006, 12:28:59 PM
Me, too, Stryfe. ;_;

Thanks a lot, mal! :tama-mad:
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: maliciel on August 05, 2006, 12:49:59 PM
I'm glad I don't know that song :lol:
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: Stirfry on August 05, 2006, 12:55:46 PM
 
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: JTRIX on August 05, 2006, 01:21:57 PM
I would definitely bring KonKon to the strange island, when KonKon gets hungry I'll catch all the exotic fruits and seafood and let her eat to all her wants, then she will love me because I know how to get those food and make them tasty!
:lol:

BUT....... since KonKon is not an H!P girl anymore, I'll bring Eririn because she won't get me bored.
:D
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: Mr.T on August 05, 2006, 01:29:20 PM
I would take Nacchi... To be stranded on an island alone with Nacchi is more a dream than a nightmare XD
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: shadowstar on August 05, 2006, 01:32:18 PM
If Konno were still in H!P, I'd pick her because she's a calm person; and let's not forget, smart. Those are needed in a struggle for survival if you were stranded.
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: drifoy on August 05, 2006, 02:01:15 PM
i'll bring tanakacchi:panda_love:...she'z cute...composed...funny...undeniably hot and kickz ass!!! also...if i bring my rikalicious:heart:....we wont be stranded anymore coz a lot of guyz would be swimmin towards the island...XD
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: justmijosh on August 05, 2006, 04:57:54 PM
I've had a sudden change in mind, I'd take Ayaka.

She can speak english. XD
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: flamingmoe on August 05, 2006, 05:07:03 PM
Ogawa because she can tell the difference between edible and inedible plants. :lol:
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: psymon on August 05, 2006, 05:20:30 PM
yuu-chan :p:heart:
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: rndmnwierd on August 05, 2006, 05:22:21 PM
I'd bring Erika Miyoshi (of course) She actually seems pretty capable, able to handle a lot of things without freaking out. And nobody's picked her yet....
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: Amplifier on August 05, 2006, 06:14:51 PM
I'd want Miki-sama along with me. What happens on the island, stays on the island. :jerk: :lol:
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: makistar on August 05, 2006, 06:25:06 PM
God will punish me if I say anyone else but Goto Maki :P
The girl can cook!  She can probably make a dish out of sand and tree trunk. XD  
Best of all, she can "entertain" me
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: justmijosh on August 05, 2006, 10:00:48 PM
Quote from: rndmnwierd
I'd bring Erika Miyoshi (of course) She actually seems pretty capable, able to handle a lot of things without freaking out. And nobody's picked her yet....
Of course you'd bring her, you sick freak. She seems pretty capable of jerking you off.

I'd make Ayaka run around the island, doing "Ayaka no totsugeki eikawa" with the tropical animals, and recording their reactions.

Example:

"Ayaka no totsugeki eikawa desu~"
"CAH!"
"No, that's not right. Not good. No good english!!"
"CAH CAAAAAH!"
"No good! Dame na eigo desu~!"
"CAAAAH!" :bird pecks her head:
"Ayaka...no...totsugeki...eikawa deshita!" :callapses:

That would be every episode.
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: ChiruChaCha on August 05, 2006, 10:47:29 PM
I would bring Yaguchi Mari couse she already said that she would run naked around the island xDDD
Nah, seriously, maybe i would bring Sudou Maasa, couse she seems funny and useful in this kind of cases xD
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: twissie on August 05, 2006, 11:23:43 PM
I'd take Yossi along, hopefully she'd take the communication problems with a smile 8D

Not quite sure why I'd pick her, though. I don't really have any reasons, apart from her being my favourite H!P girl so it just makes sense in my world to want to take her. XD;
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: arun.yothin on August 06, 2006, 12:14:00 AM
I'd take Maki, 'cause she DA MAN!:inlove:
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: Aioros on August 06, 2006, 12:19:38 AM
I'd take either Miki or Yossi because they'd look good in shipwrecked/torn/jungle outfits. Plus they can help me hunt for food.

Quote from: ChiruChaCha
I would bring Yaguchi Mari couse she already said that she would run naked around the island xDDD


(http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/3640/ayaka4xv.jpg)

Ayaka probably would too. XD
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: ~Dan~ on August 06, 2006, 01:59:51 AM
I choose Melon Kinenbi!  Just to make sure whoever makes the rules is alert!  If that's not allowed I'll choose Yuko.
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: makistar on August 06, 2006, 02:31:28 AM
Quote from: Yoake.no.Senshi
I'd take Maki, 'cause she DA MAN!:inlove:

She's mine...she' mine.....ALL MINE :panda_argh:
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: arun.yothin on August 06, 2006, 03:25:05 AM
Quote from: makistar
She's mine...she' mine.....ALL MINE :panda_argh:

Okay, I think it may be a bad idea to fight makistar on this one, so I'll change my answer. I'd like to pick Nono, but I'm worried she may eat everything on the island. Though she's not my favorite, Chinami would be a good choice because she can fly. But in the end, I'd choose Mako, because I know we'd never be bored. (You can interpret that however you want, it's all good)
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: justmijosh on August 06, 2006, 04:11:12 AM
Quote from: ChiruChaCha
I would bring Yaguchi Mari couse she already said that she would run naked around the island xDDD
Nah, seriously, maybe i would bring Sudou Maasa, couse she seems funny and useful in this kind of cases xD


Haha! I remember that one!

It would be quite amusing to see her run around the island naked.
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: jingoist on August 06, 2006, 05:50:58 AM
Rika-chan~I'd just want to protect her~
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: Kei on August 06, 2006, 04:07:56 PM
Hmm... maybe Tsunku. :o

If I had to choose a girl, I'd probably choose Yossi, Miki or Miyabi.
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: amuse on August 06, 2006, 06:51:16 PM
I'll bring aichan with me so we can make babies.
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: suki* on August 06, 2006, 08:19:26 PM
Mikitty!! What better way to spend time and keep ourselves sane than getting into catfight after catfight. :P
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: MyDearYossi on August 06, 2006, 08:48:41 PM
I would take Yossi(of course:D ) Since if I died I would die happyXD
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: THUNDERDUCK on August 06, 2006, 08:49:28 PM
Are you sure it's not for the groping action?
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: justmijosh on August 07, 2006, 12:59:15 AM
Quote from: THUNDERDUCK
Are you sure it's not for the groping action?

Of course it is!! :jerk:
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: Tuffty on August 07, 2006, 02:27:12 PM
Quote from: wordsworth

(http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/3640/ayaka4xv.jpg)

Ayaka probably would too. XD


Hell yes. I definately wouldn't mind being stranded with Ayaka
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: StreakInTheSky on August 07, 2006, 11:04:10 PM
Miki for sure.
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: Kamui on August 08, 2006, 03:50:12 AM
Sayumi. I could carve out a log and use her as a paddle.
I like her. Probably.
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: bluekinoko on August 08, 2006, 04:32:25 AM
This thread had just gotten wacked!

I'd take Yossi - Strong, hilarious and a total spunk
Maki - Goofy, determined and a total nut case (yet very very cute :D)

Miki would go battle Royale on my ass...I dont wanna be responsible for her death nor do I wanna die!! So I might go for the lesser of two evils and take AYA~ Hahahahahaha! I would be able to stop poking her button nose though!

POKE POKE POKE!
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: ky_khor on August 08, 2006, 05:47:06 AM
aichan

i'm pretty sure she's not a whinner at the time like that. so no need for me to babysit her all the time.
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: allan630 on August 08, 2006, 05:51:08 AM
Saitou. I'd use her bones in conjunction with various flora to construct a small and effective water craft. Her meat will serve as sustenance during the long and arduous journey back home where I can once again enjoy HP.
 
She will not be missed by me. :twisted:


Please confine your bashing/flaming to the official bashing/flaming thread: http://forum.jphip.com/showthread.php?t=488 (http://forum.jphip.com/showthread.php?t=488).

Thanks,

Asmodai
Title: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: crapx on August 16, 2006, 04:46:46 PM
hm.. who would i bring that would be of course nacchi she seems like a very caring person

risa niigaki also can't forget her.. and must bring her too if not nacchi
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: num2son on May 24, 2007, 01:23:55 AM
Quote from: wordsworth
(http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/3640/ayaka4xv.jpg)

Ayaka probably would too. XD

Hell yes. I definately wouldn't mind being stranded with Ayaka

I would hit you with a coconut, me and ayaka would be the only ones left on the island.

Also maybe kaori, she could use her communicating skills to call the dolphins.
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: Dj-B13 on May 24, 2007, 02:05:29 AM
Dang this a tough one.

Most likley for me it would be:

1st: Ai Takahashi
2nd: Risa Niigaki
3rd: Eri Kamei

 ;)
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: BigDnm01 on May 24, 2007, 02:12:48 AM
Yossie, cuz she seems the most dependable, and whatever she couldn't do, i would do for her and protect her.  
if not yossie, then kamei Eri, the turtle.  

in truth i think of a different thing.  I'm the king, the ruler of the island empire.  i would then have 7 ladies to be with me.
1. Kamei Eri, the turtle, that i love, the type of girl who seems naive and innocent where i want to protect and be with at all times. and also get lost in those eyes.
2. Konno Asami, the tensai and cuddly one of the group, where u can have intelligent conversation with ask about things when u don't know.
3. Fujimoto Miki, Mikitty, cuz u always need someone like her in the group, the aloof, remote-type of gal.
4. Niigaki Risa, the adorable, talkative girl with lots to say, and almost nothing important, but still love her anyway.  
5. Tanaka Reina, the rebel, which always wanna go against what others are doing, yet so lovable that u could do nothing about it except just stares. and Miki needs someone who's a lil like her so she can have a friend
6. Takahashi Ai, cuz u always need someone like her.  
7. last but not least, yossie, the leader and queen of the ladies, she will help control them and maintain them for me, the king.  

Stranded on an island, one warm day, i would lay on the the hammock, yossie would sit next to me like a queen should.  Eririn would feed me grapes, Ai-chin would fan me.  Konno and I would converse in an intellectual manner, while gaki-san and tanakacchi would interrupt once in a while with funny comments and miki would make remarks and butt in at the girls for comments, in other words Risa/Tanaka is boke while tsukkomi is Miki.  then everyone will go for a swim and splash water at one another, giggling and smiling and being all cute, feels just like heaven...

haha.  ... i'm not making any sense... sorry for rambling on.... just some crazy thoughts.
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: modesta107 on May 24, 2007, 02:34:39 AM
I would probably bring risako because shes too cute
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: misugi on May 24, 2007, 05:14:20 AM
Gakisan and we would have a Romantic vacation on the island. ;D
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: Kyobu on May 27, 2007, 03:56:17 AM
I'd love to say Gaki, so I can rap myself up in her extensions :heart: But because she's so loud, I'd bring Kamei.

Keeping warm in Kamei's thighs > keeping warm in Gaki's hair, anyway.
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: Angel_Yukari on May 27, 2007, 07:08:54 AM
I'd say Rika but I think she wouldn't be happy alone with me ;PP so I'd also take Miki, Maki and Ayaya! ;PP

DEF DIVA - Nacchan + Miki <333

then it would be fun <3
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: Sexykago on May 27, 2007, 07:22:21 AM
Kago. I don't really have a good reason. Just because it's Kago.
With my limited Japanese and her limited English we'd end up learning each others languages in no time. It never hurts to know English in today's world. And having someone to speak Japanese around would be a much easier way to learn for me.
I'd catch her fish and things all the time. I wouldn't allow her to lose a single pound! :D

I need no other h!p members on the island. Just me and Kago thank you. If anyone else I'd bring Ayaka so communication would be a bit easier. It'd be alot less awkward having her there to correct me on my Japanese grammar and aibon on her English. But then I'd have to fish for three. :o
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: ASSEMblerEX on May 28, 2007, 11:38:33 PM
I'd bring Kemeko. STRONG LIKE BULL !

Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: Miichan on May 29, 2007, 02:04:45 AM
rikalicious :heart:....we wont be stranded anymore coz a lot of guyz would be swimmin towards the island...XD

True~ Or i might take Ayaka~ Nice with a little english~  :heart: Tsuji would be the best though  :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :drool:

I'd want Miki-sama along with me. What happens on the island, stays on the island. :jerk: :lol:

Whats that supposed to mean? -.-
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: Amplifier on May 29, 2007, 02:09:42 AM
I'd want Miki-sama along with me. What happens on the island, stays on the island. :jerk: :lol:

Whats that supposed to mean? -.-

Nothing at all~<3 I'd be more than happy to take you along instead.. >_>~ :inlove: :drool: :-* :heart:
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: ASSEMblerEX on May 29, 2007, 09:10:02 AM
Tsuji would be the best though  :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :drool:



Why? A two for one special?  :grin: :rofl:
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: satan ahh lunn on July 18, 2007, 02:06:31 AM
Nacchi!!!! of course
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: Loopy on July 18, 2007, 04:52:50 PM
Hitomi Saito.  Big and beautiful.  Not to mention on cold nights I'd have someone to snuggle with like a big ol teddy bear  :twisted:
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: redux on July 18, 2007, 07:14:50 PM
I'd bring Kemeko. STRONG LIKE BULL !

Made me laugh.

I'm not going to try and be witty here: Miki; for the sex.
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: modesta107 on July 18, 2007, 07:48:19 PM
I'm not going to try and be witty here: Miki; for the sex.

Lol,

I'd probably bring Maimi
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: isuzu on July 18, 2007, 09:35:17 PM
Chisato or Chinami, 'cause they're soooooooo funny  :shy1:
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: Satou Tatsuhiro on July 19, 2007, 12:39:54 AM
That's a tough one...
Odds are I'd choose Sayumi. She's so cute and lovable I just couldn't resist protecting her. We'd probably starve, because neither of us can cook.
On the other hand, Koharu or Risako would be good choices.
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: ferrar1 on July 19, 2007, 02:15:48 AM
I won't bring Eri though she's my most favourite member. She'll probably annoy me with her high pitched voice everytime she sees something weird. And her cold jokes would only make me shiver more.

I would probably bring Risa. She can handle pressure quite well and she can do lots of stuff and she's also cute without makeup.
Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: shurastriker on July 19, 2007, 05:33:08 AM
i was going to chosse Kamei because she can call for the giant Kame to take us out of there XDDD but i chosse GAKI san coz her voice is strong and most of all her sight... seeing faraway from the evident... that def. is a big help

Title: Re: If you were stranded on an island...
Post by: Jabronisaur on July 19, 2007, 07:42:24 AM
I'd like to say Konkon, because it would be good to have someone with brains along. Especially considering it would probably be me that got us stranded there in the first place.