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Title: Deckchair trapped testicles
Post by: Shumatsu Samurai on August 09, 2006, 12:07:58 PM
A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck. (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1937986.html)
 
Talk about bad luck XD (http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2913/hehe5wr.gif)
Title: Deckchair trapped testicles
Post by: Guchi_Jnr on August 09, 2006, 01:27:19 PM
Don't know what would be scarier. Getting them stuck, or having some guy with a saw trying to free them.

I would've asked to be carried in the chair back into the cold water, and let them shrink again.
Title: Deckchair trapped testicles
Post by: tivx on August 09, 2006, 03:18:47 PM
:lmao: what are the chances of that happening?
Title: Deckchair trapped testicles
Post by: 18seconds on August 09, 2006, 03:32:24 PM
That's classic. You'd never let him live it down.
Title: Deckchair trapped testicles
Post by: aimaime on August 09, 2006, 03:52:18 PM
i didn't realize testicles could fit through small spaces.. reminds me of my cat..
Title: Deckchair trapped testicles
Post by: Amplifier on August 09, 2006, 04:22:59 PM
I could say that wouldn't be a painful event, but then I would be a liar. :lol:
Title: Deckchair trapped testicles
Post by: smoothee on August 09, 2006, 04:28:39 PM
OUCH.. how he not notice while he was sitting.. i mean if must have squished them into the gap.. i dont think they'd just slip in and then expanded and when he got up they wouldnt budge.. ahahhaa
Title: Deckchair trapped testicles
Post by: ctz on August 09, 2006, 07:45:05 PM
You mean squishing testicles into tight places is his hobby or something? :D
Title: Deckchair trapped testicles
Post by: ~Dan~ on August 09, 2006, 09:39:14 PM
Ouch!

It  reminded me of this story.
http://www.ilovemarmite.com/2006/3/14/marmite/163334-8145.asp
Title: Deckchair trapped testicles
Post by: Shumatsu Samurai on August 09, 2006, 10:09:08 PM
Ouch indeed! That beats this story by far... :o
Title: Deckchair trapped testicles
Post by: JFC on August 09, 2006, 10:11:26 PM
Quote from: ~Dan~
Ouch!

It  reminded me of this story.
http://www.ilovemarmite.com/2006/3/14/marmite/163334-8145.asp

I had to click on this link just because I saw "marmite" in it. :lol:

Oh, and ouch!
Title: Deckchair trapped testicles
Post by: Cookie on August 09, 2006, 10:37:50 PM
Oooouch! Poor dude. No more deck chairs for him...
Title: Deckchair trapped testicles
Post by: Shea on August 10, 2006, 12:20:52 AM
Silly croats,  always getting their testicles caught in tight places...
Title: Deckchair trapped testicles
Post by: suki* on August 10, 2006, 09:23:10 AM
Quote from: ~Dan~
It  reminded me of this story.
http://www.ilovemarmite.com/2006/3/14/marmite/163334-8145.asp (http://www.ilovemarmite.com/2006/3/14/marmite/163334-8145.asp)

^ AHO~!! :x
Title: Deckchair trapped testicles
Post by: Jsmurf on August 14, 2006, 12:22:06 AM
thats what he gets for trying to hump the desk :D
Title: Deckchair trapped testicles
Post by: daigong on August 14, 2006, 01:18:24 AM
OUCH!!! I flinched reading this story :punchballs: