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Title: Man Missing After Pulled Into Ocean By Turtle
Post by: Foxy Brown on August 11, 2006, 11:55:17 PM

A graduate student from the University of Central Florida is missing after he was pulled underwater by a large sea turtle, according to Local 6 News. (http://www.local6.com/news/9662353/detail.html)

Title: Man Missing After Pulled Into Ocean By Turtle
Post by: Princess Pudding on August 11, 2006, 11:58:33 PM

o_o;;

...That sucks.

Title: Man Missing After Pulled Into Ocean By Turtle
Post by: riOtkittin on August 12, 2006, 12:08:20 AM

OMG, that's a creative way to die.

pOor guy. (<<

Title: Man Missing After Pulled Into Ocean By Turtle
Post by: smoothee on August 12, 2006, 01:19:56 AM

musta been one heck of an angry turtle..

Title: Man Missing After Pulled Into Ocean By Turtle
Post by: Asmodai on August 12, 2006, 02:05:11 AM

Nacchi will save him!



(sorry)

Title: Man Missing After Pulled Into Ocean By Turtle
Post by: stoneden on August 12, 2006, 04:51:58 AM

Quote from: Asmodai

Nacchi will save him!

Actually it's retribution. Life for a life.

Title: Man Missing After Pulled Into Ocean By Turtle
Post by: Aioros on August 12, 2006, 05:23:25 AM

If that guy's name was Baxter Stockman I wouldn't be surprised.

Title: Man Missing After Pulled Into Ocean By Turtle
Post by: Deadmon on August 12, 2006, 05:35:40 AM

Looks like the sea turtle liked the idea of tagging each other :)

Title: Man Missing After Pulled Into Ocean By Turtle
Post by: ctz on August 12, 2006, 08:02:48 AM

I love the "TURTLE ATTACK" on the tv screen. Let's kill all the turtles now.

Title: Man Missing After Pulled Into Ocean By Turtle
Post by: Shumatsu Samurai on August 12, 2006, 11:20:12 AM

What kind of turtle would do that?
Poor guy...

Title: Man Missing After Pulled Into Ocean By Turtle
Post by: Asmodai on August 12, 2006, 11:29:25 AM

According to my whacko survivalist friend, the CIA once tried training turtles to drown Castro. Turtles live 100 years or more. Maybe one escaped?

Title: Man Missing After Pulled Into Ocean By Turtle
Post by: Ericks on August 12, 2006, 06:51:15 PM

oh sheeeeeeeet. nacchi has really pissed off some turtles!

Title: Man Missing After Pulled Into Ocean By Turtle
Post by: tivx on August 12, 2006, 07:04:56 PM

daaaaaamn you nacchi!! XD

j/k j/k

Title: Man Missing After Pulled Into Ocean By Turtle
Post by: aimaime on August 12, 2006, 07:54:55 PM

killer taatoru! didn't know that they were capable of doing such a thing.. maybe it just wanted to mate

Title: Man Missing After Pulled Into Ocean By Turtle
Post by: meowchi on August 12, 2006, 08:35:17 PM

Quick! This looks like a job for NACCHI THE TURTLE killer!

Title: Man Missing After Pulled Into Ocean By Turtle
Post by: 18seconds on August 13, 2006, 03:02:51 AM

I hope we get a turtle equivelent to Jaws now. Called Shells or something.

Title: Man Missing After Pulled Into Ocean By Turtle
Post by: smoothee on August 13, 2006, 08:57:49 AM

i bet they put up warning signs for that area now.. "beware turtle" ahaha

Title: Man Missing After Pulled Into Ocean By Turtle
Post by: kiikoi on August 13, 2006, 09:31:49 AM

lol turtles are abducting humans because of nacchi killing oneXD

Title: Man Missing After Pulled Into Ocean By Turtle
Post by: Jsmurf on August 14, 2006, 12:18:08 AM

In the past couple weeks there have been couple news items about turtles, mainly bad.  One turtle was set on fire by some kids, another was stolen and kicked around like a soccer ball.

Guess its time for payback :o

Title: Man Missing After Pulled Into Ocean By Turtle
Post by: suki* on August 14, 2006, 06:56:15 AM

I wonder how strong turtles are. I know divers can hold onto them to be pulled along underwater so as to conserve energy...

Poor chap. >_<

Title: Man Missing After Pulled Into Ocean By Turtle
Post by: ctz on August 14, 2006, 09:48:01 AM

Quote

In the past couple weeks there have been couple news items about turtles, mainly bad. One turtle was set on fire by some kids, another was stolen and kicked around like a soccer ball.

So the war has already begun!

But seriously, How turtles can actually take down a human? Maybe ramming a diver unconscious?

Title: Man Missing After Pulled Into Ocean By Turtle
Post by: Popcorn Joe on August 14, 2006, 12:44:08 PM

well, there are snapping turtles, and yea, that makes sense, ramming

Title: Man Missing After Pulled Into Ocean By Turtle
Post by: ctz on August 14, 2006, 01:08:05 PM

But even the snapping turtles can't do so much harm to you after all... They're not like they snap your throat open and swim happily in a cloud of blood coming from you under water :D

Title: Man Missing After Pulled Into Ocean By Turtle
Post by: Gblue on August 14, 2006, 01:51:59 PM

was it one of yaguchi's robo turtles? :O

Title: Man Missing After Pulled Into Ocean By Turtle
Post by: shadowstar on August 15, 2006, 05:08:07 PM

I can only imagine what kind of explaining the family and friends would have to do if people asked about that guy :neutral:

Title: Man Missing After Pulled Into Ocean By Turtle
Post by: justmijosh on August 16, 2006, 07:07:18 AM

PAO!


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