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Title: Man receives four years for necrophilia
Post by: Foxy Brown on August 28, 2006, 06:02:29 PM

Parker Ward had no answers for why he had sex with the corpse of a woman he found dead inside a camper home. (http://www.gainesvilletimes.com/news/stories/20060824/localnews/119471.shtml)

Title: Man receives four years for necrophilia
Post by: Amplifier on August 28, 2006, 06:11:45 PM

What a nice story to tell his fellows inmates. :lol:

Title: Man receives four years for necrophilia
Post by: ctz on August 28, 2006, 07:09:06 PM

Four years is kinda much for necrophilia... He even tried mouth-to-mouth at first!

Title: Man receives four years for necrophilia
Post by: Tanachan on August 28, 2006, 07:12:20 PM

XD. Imagine him on the H!P desert island fic where everyone died...

Title: Man receives four years for necrophilia
Post by: huggumwuggums on August 28, 2006, 07:17:01 PM

Quote from: Tanachan

XD. Imagine him on the H!P desert island fic where everyone died...

Eeew...Minus points for you for even thinking of such a thing.

Title: Man receives four years for necrophilia
Post by: smoothee on August 30, 2006, 10:56:29 AM

thnx for that.. i was just about to eat dinner..

Title: Man receives four years for necrophilia
Post by: Zhanmadao on September 01, 2006, 03:20:13 AM

...screwing a dead woman? thats pretty sick i wonder how desperate he was.. ugh

Title: Man receives four years for necrophilia
Post by: chopstick on September 05, 2006, 04:22:39 PM

i would hope so, having sex with dead people isnt natural.

Title: Man receives four years for necrophilia
Post by: Flow- on September 05, 2006, 07:21:28 PM

That's just disgusting.
He fails @ mouth-to-mouth first, then does the unthinkable...
Funny, yet pretty sad :lol:

Title: Man receives four years for necrophilia
Post by: Janihan on September 05, 2006, 07:47:27 PM

I think 4 years in prison is way too harsh for something like this. The victim isn't really even affected by this. :|

Title: Man receives four years for necrophilia
Post by: F3nr1l on September 07, 2006, 01:06:41 AM

I would think the fact that he just had sex with a corpse would be punishment enough.

Title: Man receives four years for necrophilia
Post by: MurasakiNeko on September 07, 2006, 08:19:36 AM

Well, if he hired a prostitute or a special escort, none of this would have happened... unless he was horribly disfigured, and no one would allow themselves to touch him.

Title: Man receives four years for necrophilia
Post by: Momal on September 07, 2006, 03:12:33 PM

Quote from: F3nr1l

I would think the fact that he just had sex with a corpse would be punishment enough.

Hahah! Agreed with that :p

Title: Man receives four years for necrophilia
Post by: aimaime on September 08, 2006, 03:41:29 PM

yuck!
the mouth to mouth must've turned him on somehow..

Title: Man receives four years for necrophilia
Post by: insyte on September 08, 2006, 08:49:47 PM

Ehhkkk

Title: Man receives four years for necrophilia
Post by: angelwings711 on September 09, 2006, 04:05:47 AM

There once was this guy named Dave;
Who found a dead hooker in a cave;
She was ugly as shit, and missing a tit;
But think of the money he'd save!

XD

But seriously how can someone fuck a dead body? How can that even FEEL good? A cold corpse that has no fluid....:confused:

Title: Man receives four years for necrophilia
Post by: THUNDERDUCK on September 10, 2006, 05:16:54 AM

I think you answered it yourself!

Title: Man receives four years for necrophilia
Post by: inifinity on September 11, 2006, 02:04:31 AM

woah!!!! Screwing a dead body!!!! That is way gross!!! Who would do something like that was he that desperate for sex that he thought that a dead body will do? Man there are heaps of twisted people in this world!

Title: Man receives four years for necrophilia
Post by: Loopy on September 11, 2006, 04:04:53 AM

There is no shortage of freaks in this world.