JPHiP Forum
General => General Discussion => Topic started by: Foxy Brown on September 08, 2006, 12:05:55 AM
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In 1976, George Salusbury was abducted by an UFO. Having spent 11 years on the aliens' planet, he acquired the knowledge of a revolutionary fighting system -- Grand Celestial Do : The Fighting Art of the Cosmos. His mission is to spread this new art to everyone on Earth. Are you ready for the future? (http://cosmicfighting.741.com/)
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The website is hillarious....
"Unlike Earth-based martial art systems, Grand Celestial Do doesn't focus essentially on its punches, kicks, throws, and outward techniques. Most of the Grand Celestial Do's strikes and throws are very basic and not complex and resemble those found in Earth-based styles. They are extremely direct and to the point. When Grand Celestial Do can give you the strength of ten elephants, there is no need for complex techniques. The power comes from the hidden secret of the cosmos- Photonic Energy.
From Earth, there are two locations in space where Photonic Energy is abundant -- the Centauries nebula and the Triton nebula.
To channel this energy, beginning students learn how to vibrate their molecules. They do this by performing a high-pitched moan. At the right frequency, the molecules in their bodies begin to vibrate rapidly. Focusing on the posterior cerebellum of their brains, they would reach out their awareness into outer space. They should try to feel for a bright, vibrant sensation with sharp edges. If they feel this, it means they have tap into the Centauries nebula. If they feel a luminous gaseous feeling in space, then it means they have connected with the Triton nebula. Once they have tapped into these two sources, they would draw Photonic Energy from them. With the high-pitched moan and their molecules vibrating rapidly, they become a living lightning rod for Photonic Energy.
Once they absorb this energy, they can use it to dull their synaptic nerve functions which are responsible for causing feelings of pain and resistance.
The energy can also increase their hormonal output and speed their bodies' healing mechanisms. The end result is UNIMAGINABLE HUMAN STRENGTH.
More advance fighting methods will start resembling less of Earth-based martial art systems. When one has totally harness Photonic Energy, then he or she will be capable of amazing feats.
Pulsory Blasts
Photonic Energy is channeled and is directed to the Pulsory Collection Ducts on the wrists. These are invisible energy collection stations which collect energy similar to the way a dam holds back water. Once enough energy is collected, the ducts release, resulting in a pulsed emission of Photonic Energy from our palms called a Pulsory Blast. A Pulsory Blast can kill someone, but students are taught to direct the blast at meridian shield zones, so they will only stun an individual. Pulsory Blasts are often invisible to the naked eye but can be seen with infrared red spectral light. Pulsory Blasts are most effective when delivered on contact with the palm hitting a person's body, but they can also be administered several inches from making contact. More advance students can generate Pulsory Blasts that can stun from 20 feet away.
Telekinesis
Some humans on Earth are able to make objects move without any training. Many do it spontaneous using their subconscious minds. These gifted individuals are known as Photonic Savants. They are able to naturally tap into Photonic Energy automatically, and they use their emotions to guide their telekinetic powers with it. Keeps in mind, only one percent of Grand Celestial Do's students are able to publicly demonstrate telekinetic powers at least one time. Even those who are able to demonstrate it once, cannot do it again. This is because unlike the Visitors, the human pineal gland, which is responsible for telekinetic control, is not evolved enough. Humans can only perform telekinetic powers when there is a fright or flight response. During such a response, blood and neurological impulses rush to the pineal gland, making it that much stronger. Students are taught to draw in Photonic Energy to clear their energy pathways leading to the pineal gland, so when they are being attacked in real life, their telekinetic powers will instantly manifest themselves to help them defend against the attack."
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Eat your heart out Scientology. XD
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(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/4826/photonicunionfn7.jpg)
HOT!
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One of my friends whom I showed this to said he wanted to kill the guy to get a hold of his supposed brain implant.
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interesting stuff but is ther any credibility to this? How many ppl practise this art?
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I consider the credibility of this guy to be somewhere on the level of www.timecube.com (http://www.timecube.com)