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Title: Rescuers Find Driver Unconscious With Pump Attached To His Penis
Post by: Foxy Brown on September 12, 2006, 06:57:45 AM

Rescuers in Slovakia find a driver who crashed into a bus unconscious, with a vacuum pump attached to his penis. (http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7004799911)

Title: Rescuers Find Driver Unconscious With Pump Attached To His Penis
Post by: huggumwuggums on September 12, 2006, 07:15:23 AM

I was smirking and almost cracked up when I saw the topic as I was imagining how it'd look like.

Oh eff it.. :ROTFLMAO:

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Post by: smoothee on September 12, 2006, 10:33:04 AM

i know theres "dont drink and drive.." but jeez.. how far do they wna take it?

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Post by: daigong on September 13, 2006, 08:22:28 AM

And I thought the Lions assistant coach getting a burger at a Wendys Drive Thru was bad.

Was he a physicist or something XD XD

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Post by: aimaime on September 14, 2006, 09:56:38 AM

sigh.. there's no limit to stupidity.. i think i saw a whole show on tv on something like this.. worlds most outrageous sex accidents or something.. some guys would stick their member in all sorts of places..

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Post by: insyte on September 14, 2006, 04:07:53 PM

At least he had fun before he crashed lol :)

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Post by: kazitakato on September 14, 2006, 07:10:51 PM

sigh.. there's no limit to stupidity.. i think i saw a whole show on tv on something like this.. worlds most outrageous sex accidents or something.. some guys would stick their member in all sorts of places..
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I have that clip. its called "101 Most Emabarassing Sexual Accidents"....the things a desperate man would shove his ***** into.....

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Post by: Demanding More Makoto on September 14, 2006, 10:26:30 PM

Quote from: kazitakato

sigh.. there's no limit to stupidity.. i think i saw a whole show on tv on something like this.. worlds most outrageous sex accidents or something.. some guys would stick their member in all sorts of places..
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I have that clip. its called "101 Most Emabarassing Sexual Accidents"....the things a desperate man would shove his ***** into.....

I think I have seen that show.
 Some men will stick the willies into any thing for a cheap thrill.
There was a story in the uk about a man who had his way with a goat. The field was next to a railway line. At the time this man was caught in the act with the goat with audiance of over 300 people on a brokendown train. Several people called the police.The manwas arrested I would have loved to hear explanation about what he was doing with the goat

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Post by: gocha on September 16, 2006, 08:54:20 AM

i wonder made him so horny

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Post by: JFC on September 16, 2006, 07:44:28 PM

^ He probably saw some dolphins. :lol:

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Post by: Jsmurf on September 19, 2006, 04:07:38 AM

i heard he also got charged with, "driving with a loaded weapon" :D

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Post by: thelastangel on September 19, 2006, 04:58:18 AM

Quote from news article:
 
"The man was hospitalized with head injuries."
 
When I read that line I just burst out laughing...as if the story itself was not funny enough.
 
Head injuries....the one on his shoulders or the one stuck in the penis pump....:ROTFLMAO: