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Title: Abducted By Aliens? Call Now for Compensation
Post by: Foxy Brown on October 08, 2006, 01:08:13 AM

A German lawyer hopes to drum up more business by pursuing state compensation claims for people who believe they were abducted by aliens. (http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=2531222&page=1)

Title: Abducted By Aliens? Call Now for Compensation
Post by: aang on October 08, 2006, 04:26:10 AM

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Wha?

Title: Abducted By Aliens? Call Now for Compensation
Post by: Tyball on October 08, 2006, 08:51:35 AM

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extra-terrestrial watchdogs report scores of alien assaults every year

If the aliens kidnap these many people without getting caught, why aren't they claiming any ransom money or something? I thought they were supposed to be really smart? :doh:

Title: Abducted By Aliens? Call Now for Compensation
Post by: ToasterKing on October 08, 2006, 11:04:58 AM

Quote from: Tyball

If the aliens kidnap these many people without getting caught, why aren't they claiming any ransom money or something? I thought they were supposed to be really smart? :doh:

I'm pretty sure they got their 'fill' of the people they kidnapped..

Title: Abducted By Aliens? Call Now for Compensation
Post by: thelastangel on October 10, 2006, 06:21:12 AM

Quote from article:

Asked if he was worried he might look ridiculous by seeking justice for clients haunted by aliens, Lorek was unfazed.
  "Nobody has laughed about it up until now."


:nelson:   Mr. Jens Lorek, Please allow me to be the first then:
:lol::lol::lol:  ....  :ROFL