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Title: Austrian man nails testicle to roof
Post by: idiotboy on October 18, 2006, 02:37:36 PM

According to Ananova, 59-year-old August Voegl of Jennersdorf "shot the four-inch nail into his left testicle with the compressed air nail gun" and was thereafter "unable to extract it or pull himself away from the roof". (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/10/18/austrian_roofer/)

just reading about it makes my eyes water... :pen_nono:

Title: Austrian man nails testicle to roof
Post by: Fracture on October 18, 2006, 04:09:11 PM

WHAT. THE. HELL. ?.

I winced reading that.  After he's recovered he'll have a fun story for parties, I guess.

Title: Austrian man nails testicle to roof
Post by: Guchi_Jnr on October 18, 2006, 04:12:50 PM

i-fuckin'-tai :punchballs:

Title: Austrian man nails testicle to roof
Post by: john_hung on October 18, 2006, 05:22:02 PM

talk about a nutjob

Title: Austrian man nails testicle to roof
Post by: ziggurat on October 18, 2006, 05:23:51 PM

oh my god... wtf is he doing with the air nail gun? anyway guys, better be careful with your air nail gun or you'll not shooting with your wife anymore... :O

Title: Austrian man nails testicle to roof
Post by: sumper on October 18, 2006, 05:52:31 PM

CROCKY!!!

Title: Austrian man nails testicle to roof
Post by: joonyer on October 19, 2006, 12:23:08 AM

I just hope it was an accident and not some perverted fantasy... I've seen some weird porn in my time but that's just not right.

Title: Austrian man nails testicle to roof
Post by: JFC on October 19, 2006, 02:06:08 AM

:o ouch.....


/me brings legs together instinctively.

Title: Austrian man nails testicle to roof
Post by: MikMix04 on October 19, 2006, 05:14:18 AM

you must always protect the McNuggets!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Austrian man nails testicle to roof
Post by: ferrar1 on October 19, 2006, 05:37:10 AM

:shock: oucch

my balls shrank by a few cm reading that.

Title: Austrian man nails testicle to roof
Post by: ToasterKing on October 20, 2006, 07:36:32 AM

Damn I really hate stories like that, don't wish any 'nut busting' on my worst enemy..

Title: Austrian man nails testicle to roof
Post by: john_hung on October 20, 2006, 06:50:27 PM

lol @ McNuggets