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The Struggle 2006 - No Wanking Contest PART 2!!!
NOT COMING IN DECEMBER!!
So Masa was an idiot again (see last year's The Struggle: http://forum.jphip.com/showthread.php?t=1859) and will try to top his goal of not wanking until the New Year. Who will be stupid enough to join! This is how we started The Pact - No wanking until January 1st!!!
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/nasus543/HandzOff.jpg)
FOLLOW THE ZANY ADVENTURES HERE!! STARTING DEC. 1st 2006 00:00 LOCAL TIME
SIGN UP NOW!!!
here's who are in:
Redturtle <-- This year's leader/pacesetter
Masa (veteran)
Flyp (veteran) (OUT)
tenkei (veteran) (OUT)
shirenu (veteran) (OUT DAY 1)
arun.yothin
Amplifier (OUT)
RionZ (OUT DAY 1)
Rei-chan
serenamil (starting THANKSGIVING!) (OUT on DAY 1)
SITS (OUT)
Lunarr (OUT)
Kei (OUT)
Popcorn Joe (OUT DAY 3)
Tuffty (OUT)
daigong (OUT DAY 1)
THUNDERDUCK
MochaNutz (OUT DAY 1)
U.S.S. John E. Badass
MurasakiNeko (OUT)
lilday (OUT)
erink (OUT)
arian
any more ladies???????????? who like to wank??
ETA:
I'm in too!! Fucker Masa Challenged me!! FUCK HIM! WE'LL SEE WHO'S THE MASTER OF OUR DOMAIN!! JPHIP!
Who make it to January 1st, 2007 without wanking?
The questions is, are you Master of your DOMAIN?
http://www.dailymotion.com/flash/flvplayer.swf?rev=1162799873&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymotion.com%2Fget%2F8%2F320x240%2Fflv%2F463079.flv%3Fkey%3D468100cde7018fb1378641599dc6e56a127d5ee%26log%3D1%26log_blog_key%3D1mGOW9D22qFNw1Wt1%26log_referer%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Ftvlinks.voodeedoo.org%2FSeinfeld_links.html&previewURL=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.dailymotion.com%2Fdyn%2Fpreview%2F320x240%2F463079.jpg%3F20060808111053&autoStart=0&playerURL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.d
As Ericks put it "PART TWO!!! NOT COMING IN DECEMBER!!" :lol:
(http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/9149/krameroutbe8rk7.jpg)
ETA2:
Odds for those remaining!!! (2006.12.04)
PLACE YOUR BETS!!
Masa (veteran) 100 to 1
Flyp (veteran) 200 to 1
tenkei (veteran) 80 to 1
arun.yothin 100 to 1
Amplifier 200 to 1
Rei-chan -10 to 1 :P
SITS 100 to 1
Lunarr 100 to 1
Kei 80 to 1
Tuffty 100 to 1
THUNDERDUCK 80 to 1
U.S.S. John E. Badass
MurasakiNeko 100 to 1
lilday 80 to 1
erink 80 to 1
arian 10 to 1
Note: This lists each contestant corresponding odds to who will make it 1st without wanking. For example, if you place $10 on erink and he goes on to wank first, you collect $50 plus your $10 back for a total payoff of $60. For the purposes of future book betting, the player has to win this challenge.
ETA3:
THE ANTI-STRUGGLE
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http://forum.jphip.com/showthread.php?t=7145
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Who's playing? And holy CRAP daigong has 10k posts!!
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I wonder if anyone one could actually go through with it.
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Count me in. I hope I can beat my personal best of 2 days.XD
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PART TWO!!! COMING IN DECEMBER!!
Shouldn't that be...
PART TWO!!! NOT COMING IN DECEMBER!!
:lol:
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Shouldn't that be...
PART TWO!!! NOT COMING IN DECEMBER!!
:lol:
Ahahaha! Nice one! XD XD XD
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Count me in! Gotta got ready for dorm life XD
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I've no faith in any of these dudes - its way too early. All yo' balls gonna be bluer than a blue crayon. XD
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KT's not doing it, then? XD
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Oh, here it is again. lmao :lol:
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Sign me up...
god...i have a feeling this is gonna be so hard for me...:(
*looks over at his spindles of burnt pr0n dvds...*
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Hey, I managed to last through the first one, so why not go again? It was interesting, and a legitimate excuse to talk about wanking in IRC (not like I needed one to begin with). Y'all better be careful 'cause I got an Eri fic waiting to be posted on her birthday :o
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any ladies????????????
Pffft that's easy :ONwahaha:
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Shit... this again... :lol:
pure insanity
What exactly are the rules, anyways? >_>
If New Years weren't so far away... I'd probably try this :lol:
If late entries are allowed, would it be okay if I joined after Thanksgiving weekend? <_< I still have school to worry about, and I don't think I could handle all that "pressure"...
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It doesn't start until December 1st, SITS o_O;
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oh didn't read that...
count me in!!!
>_>
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HAHAHA! I'M NOT JOINING!!!!!
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Count me in! :cool: And to make it even more interesting, I'll start on thanksgiving
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HAHAHA! I'M NOT JOINING!!!!!
I'M NOT EITHER!!!!!!!
:ONwahaha:
It wouldn't matter either way, but I'd have WAAAAAAAAAAY more fun on the sidelines :baa60776:
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Ok, so do we post our angst and regular updates of our "crippled" life during this event?
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It makes it more interesting, so I say YES! Masa's last year was damn hilarious, if I do say so myself :lol:
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Shouldn't that be "Jan 1, 2007"?
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I guess he copied and pasted last years :lol:
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XD Most likely. :lol:
But yeah, I'll look from the sidelines with Purin. :P
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My job is to make it more difficult for everyone by posting pics like so:
(http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/8535/yuichan3cm9.jpg)
Everyone feel free to join in MY fun :D
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My job's a secret! :D :D :D Only Kira knows what it is! And she might not just yet if she hasn't come on since I sent the PM XD
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god damn, not the Yui Scandal picks...
*goes to watch Kang Ta and Vanness Wu's Scandal Music Video to get it back down again*
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I wonder how many sewages will get stuck by the time January comes!
:lol:
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lol i saw this on the IRC this afternoon. Count me in, dunno if i can last long enough thou ><
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Is the "Sexiest Woman Ranking" still gonna go on during December?:lol:
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(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/nasus543/HandzOff.jpg)
y'all are gona need this again. ;)
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Y'all a buncha crazy motherfuckers!
That said, I ain't touching this with a 10 foot pole. (lol pun) :lol:
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*reads first post* :shock: Oh fuck...
See ya...
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/runaway.gif) <- me
My job is to make it more difficult for everyone by posting pics like so:
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/8535/yuichan3cm9.jpg
Everyone feel free to join in MY fun :D
Now THAT sounds like fun.
:ONwahaha: :ONkekeke:
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It's clear... :ONbigdeal:
NONE of you will win Rei-chan!! :ONwahaha:
*HEE!!*
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Wait, she has a boyfriend, that's totally cheating :o
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My job's a secret! :D :D :D Only Kira knows what it is! And she might not just yet if she hasn't come on since I sent the PM XD
MUAHWHAHAHAHA.... Oh no... You boys are in for some real trouble....
just one small question..... Is it getting hot in here or is it me? HAha
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Just curious, what does the "last man standing" get when he wins? :ONdunno:
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Hmmm It has not been discussed yet...... I wonder ;)
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^ Bragging rights. :P
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Man, this is asking for trouble. Hope you guys got enough detergent for your sheets.
Reminds me of my friend from high school who made it his goal to go without for AN ENTIRE YEAR. Long story short, he made something like 40something weeks before he weakened and gave in. Lots of stories of wet dreams...
And no, I'm not going to participate. It's unhealthy!
(see: http://www.webmd.com/content/article/85/98532.htm)
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"Overall, an average of 21 or more ejaculations a month during a man's lifetime decreased the risk of prostate cancer later in life by 33%. And each increase of three ejaculations per week during a man's lifetime was associated with a 15% reduction in prostate cancer risk."
I think most of the members here are way ahead of the 21 per month. We could probably afford to take a month off and still be in good shape.
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oh yeah! lets do this thang~
nov. 30th will be jph!p's official wank day! the last day to wank before jph!p becomes the land of the tightened pants!
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Y'all a buncha crazy motherfuckers!
That said, I ain't touching this with a 10 foot pole. (lol pun) :lol:
I thought mal agreed to do it this year last year? :ONdunno:
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There is no way I could even try to do this... just not possible... I wish you guys luck. :)
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I thought mal agreed to do it this year last year? :ONdunno:
OOoooOo..... that seemed like a trap..
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You guys are wack.
nov. 30th will be jph!p's official wank day! the last day to wank before jph!p becomes the land of the tightened pants!
I'll stay away from here on that day then. Sounds like it'll be a mess...
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You guys are wack.
I'll stay away from here on that day then. Sounds like it'll be a mess...
Can you imagine all the tissue or toilet paper that would be used that day??? :doh:
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hahaha!! you girls are the real pervs! XD
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hahaha!! you girls are the real pervs! XD
Nuh Uh !! :panda_shifty: :panda_shifty:
Who told u???? :ONkekeke:
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:p I don't need to be told I can just feel it in the air. You and Duckie are secretly planning a pervy way of sabotaging the contest!
(luckily i'm not in it)
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:ONshifty:
What ever do you mean???
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Happy trails, you loons!
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Hey there Sabby.... You plan on participating??? I'm pretty sure you'd have some "fun"
:ONshifty: hee hee hee
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Hhhhmmmm...... not wank off until the New Year... I think I smell a loophole. :P
If I get laid, does that count? :sex:
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I thought mal agreed to do it this year last year? :ONdunno:
Wait, what? Did I really say that? :O
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Hey there Sabby.... You plan on participating???
I. Think. Not.
I'm pent up as it is -- why add to it?
Onward, celibate soliders!
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dude...ebc's sig is crazy awesome. did you do the art yourself?
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Count me in!! This time I won't give up ^_________^ YOSH!
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dude...ebc's sig is crazy awesome. did you do the art yourself?
Not related to this thread, much? :lol: No, ebc didn't do the art, some other fan drew it.
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Oh shit, it's already this time of the year, huh. :lol:
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Not related to this thread, much? :lol:
hehehehe oooh, It's VERY related to THIS thread I think.
Yeah nah I didn't draw it, reyfer posted it in the Rive. I only wish I could draw like that >.>
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Hhhhmmmm...... not wank off until the New Year... I think I smell a loophole. :P
If I get laid, does that count? :sex:
Yeah, it does... any kind of 'release' short of a wet dream (hey, you have no way of stopping those) counts as a failure, as far as I can remember from last year.
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I already signed up for it on IRC but I can make it official in here.
Count me in, baby!
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rofl sounds like fun ... or more like not having fun for a whole month XD
Count me in :O
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:panda_omg2: Time to find all the (Rika) ASS pictures we used last year, plus a few news one :ONkekeke:
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List updated!! HOLY SHIT :ONomg: more contestants than ever!! Y'all don't know what kinda pain you gonna go through, I talked to Masa - we should have a reverse contest haha
Hmm...gotta make some enhanced rules. So no cheating. :/
Just curious, what does the "last man standing" get when he wins? :ONdunno:
The best orgasm of your life lol - read last year's thread (link in 1st post) for more.
I'm paranoid! What's Daisu and Princess cooking up??? And it ain't dinner!
ETA:
I'm in too!! Fucker Masa Challenged me!! FUCK HIM! WE'LL SEE WHO'S THE MASTER OF OUR DOMAIN!! JPHIP!
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I'm in too!! Fucker Masa Challenged me!! FUCK HIM! WE'LL SEE WHO'S THE MASTER OF OUR DOMAIN!! JPHIP!
Oooh! Even more sideline fun :baa60776::baa60776::baa60776:
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Ah what the hell. Count me in too! Sounds like one hell of a way to celebrate the New Year! XD
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I may consider it.
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As much as I'd love to try, I don't think I could.
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don't know why i'm doing this but.... sign me up!!
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I love you Joe~ :heart:
Now where's tg?!
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he is probably off gettting a head start on wanking!
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Man, this is asking for trouble. Hope you guys got enough detergent for your sheets.
Reminds me of my friend from high school who made it his goal to go without for AN ENTIRE YEAR. Long story short, he made something like 40something weeks before he weakened and gave in. Lots of stories of wet dreams...
And no, I'm not going to participate. It's unhealthy!
(see: http://www.webmd.com/content/article/85/98532.htm)
:O not healthy? ...hmm...oh well so is my diet lol :D
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Princess invited me to join in on her fun and I took her up on the offer :o
YAY~ I'm excited :D
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FOLLOW THE ZANY ADVENTURES HERE!! STARTING DEC. 1st 2006 00:00 GMT
I thought we were gonna start this at midnight local time for each participant? That way there's no confusion, and the end time will be right at new years for that person :o
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Princess invited me to join in on her fun and I took her up on the offer :o
YAY~ I'm excited :D
looks like Odango is really gonna make it hard for the strugglers :ONwahaha:
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looks like Odango is really gonna make it hard for the strugglers :ONwahaha:
We're a cheering squad o_O; We're making the lives easier!
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So we're the "cheering" squad now??? ahaha....
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Oh wow...holy freaking wow......I wasn't part of this forum last year but I'm pretty curious as to how this will all turn out. Considering taking the one month challenge....but I'll have to really think about it.
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So we're the "cheering" squad now??? ahaha....
We were always the cheering squad! You didn't catch that part? ;)
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O it must have slipt by me when I was reading the messages. ahaha sorry
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HA! Count me out! You bunch of fuckers!! HAHAHAHHAHA!
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HA! Count me out! You bunch of fuckers!! HAHAHAHHAHA!
Now that's the spirit!!
I know it's a particularly difficult road for you Red so I put you down as leader. Do your best! and remember the team is counting on you to help them pull through this year... I mean not pull through... I mean the other pull...
k I goto bed
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Didn't she say "count me out"?
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^And thus she becomes one of the cheering squad. :lol:
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I've no faith in any of these dudes - its way too early. All yo' balls gonna be bluer than a blue crayon. XD
i happen to love blue! :D
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warning:teaser below!
(http://img21.imagefiasco.com/images/g4h14196.jpg)
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When the time comes, and some/most of you guys can't hold out any longer, just go shag some konnyaku, the Japanese version of apple pie.
(http://img458.imageshack.us/img458/1467/konnyakuzj6.jpg)
Konjac / Konnyaku (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konnyaku) <- wiki link
"Eh??", you say.. Well, I was out for dinner the other week with the wife, and she's eating some konnyaku and asked if I wanted some.. Just looking at it, I'm like "I'll pass thanks", and she says "Nah, try it.. It's famous for being like pussy". So naturally I tried it (taste), and yeah, it's pretty close.
And tonight, I'm flicking through some magazines and came across a section titled "Onani Life" [wanking life], which listed the Top 10 things to stick your member in, and yep, konnyaku was No.1, followed closely by an inside out squid and a hollowed out banana.
note: There was no mention of apple pie anywhere.
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:lol: wtf...
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When the time comes, and some/most of you guys can't hold out any longer, just go shag some konnyaku, the Japanese version of apple pie.
Konnyaku! :lol:
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That thing looks... weird XD
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That thing looks... weird XD
lol yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
How would you actually use it o.o roll it up?
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note: There was no mention of apple pie anywhere.
Their loss.:P Now if you'll excuse me, I have some pies to bake.:hump:
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How would you actually use it o.o roll it up?
The magazine had step-by-step pictures, like a food preparation shagging cookbook.
They inserted a knife into the thin end to make a slit, and that was it.
Konnyaku has a texture of a mix between jelly and rubber, and is a little slimy. It's also very flexible.
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When the time comes, and some/most of you guys can't hold out any longer, just go shag some konnyaku, the Japanese version of apple pie.
Konnyaku pic"
Konjac / Konnyaku (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konnyaku) <- wiki link
"Eh??", you say.. Well, I was out for dinner the other week with the wife, and she's eating some konnyaku and asked if I wanted some.. Just looking at it, I'm like "I'll pass thanks", and she says "Nah, try it.. It's famous for being like pussy". So naturally I tried it (taste), and yeah, it's pretty close.
And tonight, I'm flicking through some magazines and came across a section titled "Onani Life" [wanking life], which listed the Top 10 things to stick your member in, and yep, konnyaku was No.1, followed closely by an inside out squid and a hollowed out banana.
note: There was no mention of apple pie anywhere.
damn...let me just say wow to that
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LMAO!! I gotta get me some konnyaku, here I was using a Cup o Noodles!
Gotta lay down some ground rules, I ain't having Masa's bullshit of "banning myself from The RIVE and The Perv!" fuck that man!! All the good shit comes out in December!
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Just occured to me that Miki's 'Cheri' came out about the same time last year when the 2005 struggle was going on. :ONxD: ebc's got his work cut out for him again. :ONxD:
PS : I'm with the cheering squad too~!! :tfr9a7wg:
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LMAO!! I gotta get me some konnyaku, here I was using a Cup o Noodles!
Gotta lay down some ground rules, I ain't having Masa's bullshit of "banning myself from The RIVE and The Perv!" fuck that man!! All the good shit comes out in December!
:ONwahaha: AHAHA~!!!
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Thanks for ruining konnyaku for me. -_-
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Thanks for ruining konnyaku for me. -_-
Exactly O_O That konnyaku use is so disgusting O_O Why would anyone need a konnyaku anyway? I mean... whoa... men are THAT desperate? O_o That's really scary...
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And in some manga, I see cup noodle with a hole in the seal...
Did I just ruin cup noodles?
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And in some manga, I see cup noodle with a hole in the seal...
Did I just ruin cup noodles?
No, Daigong did:
LMAO!! I gotta get me some konnyaku, here I was using a Cup o Noodles!
:ONxD:
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Dang... I'll probably be one of the first one to lose, but yeah I'm in =)
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PS : I'm with the cheering squad too~!! :tfr9a7wg:
YAY!! Suki* :heart: is in with us!!! Time to cheer out butts off!!!
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YAY!! Suki* :heart: is in with us!!! Time to cheer out butts off!!!
*brings out the pom-poms*
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*brings out the pom-poms*
Here you go:
(http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/9880/dandorimainjx3.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
http://wiki.d-addicts.com/Dandori~Dance*Drill
Main character:
(http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/6061/eikurananagr8.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
With a height of 170cm actually a rather tall girl :)
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I still haven't finished Dandori yet. :lol:
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Here you go:
(http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/9880/dandorimainjx3.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
http://wiki.d-addicts.com/Dandori~Dance*Drill (http://wiki.d-addicts.com/Dandori%7EDance*Drill)
Main character:
(http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/6061/eikurananagr8.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
With a height of 170cm actually a rather tall girl :)
Holy shit! I didn't know they did a movie of Boku wa Imouto ni Koi wo Suru :ONfrustrated:
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Holy shit! I didn't know they did a movie of Boku wa Imouto ni Koi wo Suru :ONfrustrated:
And with MatsuJun no less. :panda_love: Aren't you glad now that you're in cheering squad and not a participant in The Struggle? :kwink:
EDIT : Oh~!! I had a cheering gif-thing~!! XD
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/sukichan/cheerleader.gif)
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Suki* will cheer for me!
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The winner gets these puddin's
(http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/8079/puddinln4.jpg)
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man that pudding looks delicious. i'm serious, i've been craving pudding ever since i watched my boss my hero.
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I'm afraid to find out what the winner would actually do with them...
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Just finished reading the 2005 thread.. funny, yet disturbing stuff haha
There's no way I could handle that.. especially not since I've found this place haha.
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*bump* only about a week to go. And with Rika's new PB coming out...this is gonna be HELL :sweatdrop:
Idiots ... ERRR!! ... Participants, don't forget to vote in The Wanking Poll so our viewers can have an idea of whose tough enough:
http://forum.jphip.com/showthread.php?t=6853
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Already started! In my 2nd day doing just fine :yay:
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Already started! In my 2nd day doing just fine :yay:
uhm...why start early? o.O
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^ Because I'm weirdly competitive, I guess? I never really sat down and thought about it XD I guess I just want to prove to myself that I can do it
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lol man...you'll perhaps get slight props for starting early, but right now its stupid, no offense, since no one is competing with you right now.
also, if you crack during the struggle, all those extra days u put in will be wasted lol
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You're right, you're right! I should think before I act next time :lol:
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4 days to get it out of the system
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are you ready for the battle of your lifetime?
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hehe, so um..
Who here likes Miki? :D
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^ :: raises hand ::
Ooo new photo book looks hot doesn't it Ebc...
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Yeah! It's great that it would be coming out at this time of year you know...
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You know I have a magazine that has a large amount of pictures from Miki's upcoming photobook. They look great... I wish I could post them.
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The idea of posting daily status reports on the internet detailing how I am not masturbating appeals to me. Sign me up.
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You know I have a magazine that has a large amount of pictures from Miki's upcoming photobook. They look great... I wish I could post them.
You're an evil, evil human being.
Jeebus, the contest starts in a matter of days :o If I continued to lose all track of time like I had, my attempt would be over before it even began :lol:
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Sign me up.
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Just here to say; Good luck boys!
hmm..with foxy fungo, oui mon amour and coeur this should be verrryyy interesting...:twisted:
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Hmm this is totally fucked up. :o
Count me in. XD
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Don't you think that those with significant others have a big advantage?
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Yep and thats why i have a significant advantage.
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Don't you think that those with significant others have a big advantage?
How's it an advantage? :o
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It's not an advantage, you can't have sex either. What kind of contest would it be if you could?
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Uh, yeah. I'm in.
We do have other girls in this right? Cause I'm thinking we'd be at an advantage.
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I'm in
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I'm gonna win this. I feel it in my waters!
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It's not an advantage, you can't have sex either. What kind of contest would it be if you could?
Did`t see that in the rules i thought that could make life alittle easy for some. Hmm better count me out then :P
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Did`t see that in the rules i thought that could make life alittle easy for some. Hmm better count me out then :P
*cough* *coward* *cough* sorry i got a cold climate's changing.
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So yeah guys! December is almost here! WOOHOO!
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Only 2 or 3 days left, gotta make every one count.
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*cough* *coward* *cough* sorry i got a cold climate's changing.
Sure sounds nasty that cough :D
Well if you have a significant other just try explaining it to them "erm no i wont sleep with you this month because im playing a game on the JPH!P forums" XD
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Sure sounds nasty that cough :D
Well if you have a significant other just try explaining it to them "erm no i wont sleep with you this month because im playing a game on the JPH!P forums" XD
thats actually a good point XD
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Sure sounds nasty that cough :D
Well if you have a significant other just try explaining it to them "erm no i wont sleep with you this month because im playing a game on the JPH!P forums" XD
yeah some bad cough too bad i don't have a significant other to "take care of me" lol! This is going to be tough cause I got some WEW DVDS; like 100 Episodes of Women's Extreme Wrestling :O
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yeah some bad cough too bad i don't have a significant other to "take care of me" lol! This is going to be tough cause I got some WEW DVDS; like 100 Episodes of Women's Extreme Wrestling :O
rip and share the hawt matches please...damn why am I asking for this :(
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I went from my 1 a week to once a day, for the last part of this month.
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Won't that be hard to switch back from? XD
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As long as I don't get addicted. Got to get the venom out!
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I'm in :D
*stretches out* Yeap, looks like I'll be on easy street with this one, haha.
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Is there an official start time? I don't wanna take myself out right when the game starts because I didn't know it already started. :lol:
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Midnight your time, Yoake :P So it's easier for everyone to get the same-ish time
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Midnight your time, Yoake :P So it's easier for everyone to get the same-ish time
Thanks. Only 24 hours left.:o
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IT'S WANKING DAY!!!
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I just wanked 10 times to COEUR today!! I'm aim for 100 until I'm all wanked out!! NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!!
I feel like ordering http://www.drhonow.com for my genitals for IMMEDIATE RELIEF!
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Well, I've been on the clock for 1 hour and 24 minutes. I forgot to wank tonight so I've already been 24 hours without a tug.
So far so good.
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I'm curious.. how do you know who's totally bullshiting and not? :ONdunno:
More importantly, I totally wanna do this (or not do this depending on how you look at it). It's still November 30th here so it doesn't count yet.. (or does it?)
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You don't. It's a matter of not lying to yourself, or something. Well, power to you people who think that works. :P
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Oh snap, it starts tomorrow! Gotta wank till I drop! :D
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Well the thing is, why lie? You gain absolutely nothing by lying... ^__^ Nobody forced you to take part etc. So yeah.
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December 1, 2006:1:05 AM
I forgot to sign up earlier today but I'm glad that I didn't coz if I did, I would've already lost. Twice. :ONsad:
Good luck to the Strugglers!!!
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Well the thing is, why lie? You gain absolutely nothing by lying... ^__^ Nobody forced you to take part etc. So yeah.
You'd be surprised at the reasons people lie for :ON@_@:
This is hilarious though to watch (er, I mean read lol)
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People can lie if they want, but it doesn't really do anything. This isn't a serious competition and there's no real prize for winning, so there's nothing to be gained by lying to people here unless you're that desperate to have people talking about you.
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The contest is based on the "honour system". Everyone who's taking part in it is trusting the others to be honest about if/when they "fall off the wagon" so to speak. Likewise, everyone taking part knows that if they lie about their own conduct and everyone finds out about the lie, then the trust in them by the members here will be lost. We're a tight group here, and the friendships and the trust that we have with one another is something that's given in good faith. To break that trust...well...let's just say that many people here wouldn't take too kindly to that.
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People can lie if they want, but it doesn't really do anything. This isn't a serious competition and there's no real prize for winning, so there's nothing to be gained by lying to people here unless you're that desperate to have people talking about you.
Yeah, and to be honest, giving up actually makes more people talk about you :lol: *speaks from experience* I guess this time I'll have to be more boring and not give up.
Also, JFC, it's just wanking! :D
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Also, JFC, it's just wanking! :D
just.. wanking.. JUST WANKING?! what ill words you speak! xD
well i would celebrate wank day.. but im at work.. and i kinda need this job :/
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It hasn't started here yet. it's only 11:08 AM November 30th.
better make this day count :)
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Alright it's about time I reply to this thread. First of all I wanna say that everyone who has joined the Struggle is a fucking idiot. What the fuck were you people thinking when you decided to sign up? It ain't called the struggle for nothing. You people are going to experience more fucking pain and suffering than ever before.
The only person who is a bigger idiot than you fucking morons is.... me. Not only did I invent this stupid fucking contest but now I'm going to go through it again. AGAIN! I wish I knew why the fuck did I decide to go through all this fucking pain and suffering again. WHY, LORD, WHY?! I truly am the lord of the idiots. George Costanza ain't shit compared to me.
Fuck.
....anyways the next four weeks are going to be interesting. I really hope that nobody cheats cause there really ain't any good reasons to cheat. Remember, you are only competing against yourself and time (and daigong).
Right now I'm feeling like a champion. I just got rid of all the porn videos, pictures and links and I still have over two hours left before the Struggle starts. So I better spend these last moments :jerk: :ing like there is no tomorrow.... because there really is no tomorrow. Good luck, guys! You are going to need it :)
ps. daigong will fail miserably
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One more thing!
You guys should save this picture:
(http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/3563/krameroutbe8.jpg)
Because you are going to need it soon (especially daigong) ;)
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XD XD This is truly the funniest thing I've seen all day. I can't wait for it to offically start :P :heart:
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Alright it's about time I reply to this thread. First of all I wanna say that everyone who has joined the Struggle is a fucking idiot. What the fuck were you people thinking when you decided to sign up? It ain't called the struggle for nothing.
Bah! I laugh at the face of adversity!
You people are going to experience more fucking pain and suffering than ever before
Clearly, you've never been forced to listen to Wheatus' Teenage Dirtbag at full volume, non-stop like I have.
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Oh shit 1 hour in germany till its 1. december ! damn ...
But the worst thing is no Birthdaywanking :(
this will be the worst sunday of all sundays XD
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It ain't called the struggle for nothing. You people are going to experience more fucking pain and suffering than ever before.
It's only one month. LOLOLOLOL
^ JFC - Sorry: I wouldn't really know how tight ya'all are.. I'm extremely new. Didn't mean to make my question seem serious. :ONcry:
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Good luck contestees!
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so do we officially start the struggle 12:00 AM December 1 our time? or JPH!P clock time?
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Gotta to make today count!
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so do we officially start the struggle 12:00 AM December 1 our time? or JPH!P clock time?
Your time. So you have... Less than six and a half hours to go :P
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God save you all, each and every one.
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It's only one month. LOLOLOLOL
ONLY one month? One month is HELL!
I did this once before just to test myself restraint... but that was directly after a large binge on lots of chemicals... I told myself: No cigarettes, booze, any mind altering substance(legal or illegal with the exception of caffeine in forms of a commercial beverage) no sex (of any kind) and no porn.
Needless to say, I failed three days before my deadline. It wasn't just abstinence from stuff, it was very body and mind intensive. I started losing hair, getting heart palpitations, had nervousness and anxiety, mind couldn't focus on simple tasks, insomnia and loss of appetite. Withdrawal from everything immediatly isn't something i would recommend to anyone...
/rant
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ONLY one month? One month is HELL!
I did this once before just to test myself restraint... but that was directly after a large binge on lots of chemicals... I told myself: No cigarettes, booze, any mind altering substance(legal or illegal with the exception of caffeine in forms of a commercial beverage) no sex (of any kind) and no porn.
Needless to say, I failed three days before my deadline. It wasn't just abstinence from stuff, it was very body and mind intensive. I started losing hair, getting heart palpitations, had nervousness and anxiety, mind couldn't focus on simple tasks, insomnia and loss of appetite. Withdrawal from everything immediatly isn't something i would recommend to anyone...
/rant
Wow.. I guess everyone takes it differently then. Especially since you took everything away all at once. At least wanking off I've gone like, a good two months (on purpose) to test myself.. my boyfriend went three months (and he's addicted to sex). However, needless to say, he was going insane by the time 2 months came around.
Jesus though.. heart palpitations?! @_@;;
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Jesus though.. heart palpitations?! @_@;;
addiction's a bitch.
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1 o'clock here ... so no wanking for 4 weeks. Anyways good luck to all the
participants :thumbsup
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omgass i have less than 8 hours to wank \o/
*runs off*
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Little under four hours left here.
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You guys should save this picture:
(http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/3563/krameroutbe8.jpg)
Short. Simple. As an observer of the impending insanity I like it. :lol:
Because you are going to need it soon (especially daigong) ;)
ps. daigong will fail miserably
:ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO:
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93 mins left for me :(
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I start in an hour and 15 mins.
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*yawns*
It's already December, wooo I'm soooo scared! :lol:
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WOOHOO! I beat my dick and the clock. Managed a jerk just in time.:yay:
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10 minutes in
So painful~~~@ XD
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I'm ready, let the STRUGGLE begin!
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HAHAHAHA~ I really look forward to reading this thread XD
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WOOHOO! I beat my dick and the clock. Managed a jerk just in time.:yay:
This comment made lol. Good luck everybody.
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1 hour and 40 minutes for deliverance
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TWENTY TWO CONTESTANTS!! WHO WILL CRACK!!! LET DA GAMES BEGIN!!!
everyone!! serenamil write yer daily struggles here!!
some thoughts before MY Struggle begins...only 2 minutes to go.
I've been using some strategy.overdose on sexy (I watched COEUR nonstop and wanked 10 times till my dick was all red) ... I;ve gotten in at least two wanks per hour since then. Earlier, I was orgasming in front of my computer that I kicked out the power cord.
COMPLETE CONTROL = DAIGONG!!! :pimp: :pimp:
I'm curious.. how do you know who's totally bullshiting and not? :ONdunno:
More importantly, I totally wanna do this (or not do this depending on how you look at it). It's still November 30th here so it doesn't count yet.. (or does it?)
It's okay!! ***hugs*** ur already a one of us! :hump:
ps. daigong will fail miserably
FUCK YOU MAN!!! I got my strategy all planned out and everything. I think I'm pumping air right now with all the wanking I've done on Wanking Day. Next I'm gonna go and listen to some Johnny's WHILE watching some Making of Photobook DVDs.
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^ Hooray, it officially started!
It's already 3:30pm here on the 1st of December, and I'm bored :p Not even a remote urge to want to do it, haha.
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^ JFC - Sorry: I wouldn't really know how tight ya'all are.. I'm extremely new. Didn't mean to make my question seem serious. :ONcry:
Don't worry but be tight with us!! :heart: YEAH!!!
So like, I can't wank anymore.
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1.5 hours in and I'm hanging in there.
I can't really talk to any females for any prolonged period of time. I keep flipping the channel. I'm watching Letterman and they keep running the Victoria's Secret Fashion show commercial. I flip back to Avenging Force - filled with New Orleans trannies. And I survive. My dick has been through a workout the past 24 hours so it's cool.
I think I will go take a walk in the -17 C (1 F) weather.
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Lets just be very clear about this it is not acceptable to post pictures of when you failed to keep a grip. No i mean when you got a grip o you know what i mean XD
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mearly 3 hours in and I can't see straight. Foxy has been showing me pictures of dogs. ice showed me some satin GATAS outfits. I've been avoiding IRC.
I'm gonna trry to get some sleep. But I HAVE SUIRVIVED.
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mearly 3 hours in and I can't see straight. Foxy has been showing me pictures of dogs. ice showed me some satin GATAS outfits. I've been avoiding IRC.
I'm gonna trry to get some sleep. But I HAVE SUIRVIVED.
You should get into an MMORPG. It's the ultimate anti-porn since you simply don't have the time to do anything else. That is unless nightelves are your thing. o_o
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The bad thing about studying is that I get really bored and when I get really bored, I want to wank. :(
So I had to take a break from studying Japanese and come here to do something else.
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Lets just be very clear about this it is not acceptable to post pictures of when you failed to keep a grip. No i mean when you got a grip o you know what i mean XD
Awww alright, hmph.
*starts deleting the half-naked pictures she took of herself*
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Mocha Log Day 1:
I was planning one final blast 5 mins before the start time. Unfortunately, I got sidetracked listening to music and missed it by 10 mins... Great. By 12:30am, I decided to sleep to let the hours pass on by. I just finished dl'ing my final batch of pr0n though, and I sorta cracked and watched it, just to see how it was. I still didn't wank yet, tho.
You know, if it was something I liked, I woulda lost already. Sure, it was an asian flick, and there was one chick dancing in a schoolgirl outfit. Then bam, she lifts her kilt, and she's NOT A GIRL AT ALL! WTF!?! Then another "school Girl" came in the scene, and I deleted it from my harddrive instantly! I know what was gonna happen. Totally killed my libido for the night.
Its 9:00am in, started work at 8am. So there's another 8hrs I can add to my time. I just fear I'll be using the kkkramer "Im Out" picture when I get home at 5pm.
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It's 8:30am... I was too busy, and it was too cold for me to get a wank in at *all* on Wanking Day *sigh* But I'll survive... I have a raging hard-on right now (gods damn morning wood -_-) Let's do this thing! I plan to win this once again~ Good luck everyone!
Lets just be very clear about this it is not acceptable to post pictures of when you failed to keep a grip. No i mean when you got a grip o you know what i mean XD
The above does not apply to the ladies! *looks at arian* mmkay?
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LMAO!!! I'm listening to a Joan Osborne concert and just as I got to this thread the song she does is called "Right Hand Man". :D
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You should get into an MMORPG. It's the ultimate anti-porn since you simply don't have the time to do anything else. That is unless nightelves are your thing. o_o
Yeah, seriously. When I started playing WoW, I didn't bother to wank for days. XD
[size=-2]those undead can be pretty hot too, watch out[/size]
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DAY 1
Everything's a-ok on my end. I've gone longer than this though so I'm still within my 'safe' zone as it were. I imagine come (pun intended) tomorrow I'll start to feel it.
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Rika believes in you, and so do I.
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/nasus543/th_RikaBelievesInYou.jpg) (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/nasus543/RikaBelievesInYou.jpg)
I haven't reinstalled Photoshop or Paint Shop Pro, so fear my MSPaint skills.
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Day 1
It's the end of the day, and so far, I'm good! :) No "urges" yet or anything. Now...let's just see what the next week will provide, haha.
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~Goodluck Boys and Girls!~
(http://picroda.jphip.org/thumb/1164987286389s.jpg) (http://picroda.jphip.org/src/1164987286389.jpg)
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omg it starts D:
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Hueg pics = win but horizontal scrollbar = massive fael~ D:
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I woke up with the biggest boner and I was trying to pee with this morning wood...my skin mags and flyers were lying around the toilet....this Sears model looks so fuckin good.
I am sweating buckets just trying to reply to this thread...
Then Foxy Fungo came in the mail. I ain't gonna open it. I'm a just flip thru the channels man. I gotta go out man....I thinnk th Fed are tapping my phone man...I wanted to call ahead ... I gotta get outta here.
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Lol sorry guys, I got really bored.
I'm out :D
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lol dai, first day's not even over man!
and rofl shi. gj again
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Day 1
Not bad today, I prepared myself "mentally" last night before midnight, no urges so far as well. I went to class today so I didn't really think much of it. The day is smooth so far.
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wow shi.. im speechless..... so ill just laugh!!! XD <33
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It's 8:30am... I was too busy, and it was too cold for me to get a wank in at *all* on Wanking Day *sigh* But I'll survive... I have a raging hard-on right now (gods damn morning wood -_-) Let's do this thing! I plan to win this once again~ Good luck everyone!
Quote:Originally Posted by Himalia View Post
Lets just be very clear about this it is not acceptable to post pictures of when you failed to keep a grip. No i mean when you got a grip o you know what i mean
The above does not apply to the ladies! *looks at arian* mmkay?
Ok who am i to argue seems reasonable to me :D
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Day 1
Nothing much happened so far.Had a long school day and after I got home
I was too exhausted to do anything so I slept until now :D
If tomorrow will be the same , that remains to be seen.
ps. lol shi :lol: that was short again ^^
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Shi!!?? :o It's like you didn't even try!
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shi you're awesome XD
And Daicchi, you sound like you're gonna be freakin' paranoid this whole month O_o;;
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Day 1
Easy.
Anyways since most of y'all missed last year's thread I'm gonna bring back the educational Wanking Facts :)
Fact #1
Masturbation is the manual excitation of the sexual organs, most often to the point of orgasm. It can refer to excitation either by oneself or by another (see mutual masturbation), but commonly refers to such activities performed alone. It is part of a larger set of activities known as autoeroticism, which also includes the use of sex toys and non-genital stimulation. There are also masturbation machines used to simulate intercourse. Masturbation and sexual intercourse are the two most common sexual practices, but they are not mutually-exclusive (for example many people find the sight of their partner masturbating highly erotic). Some people are able to achieve orgasm only by masturbation and not by sexual intercourse. In the animal kingdom, masturbation has been observed in many mammalian species, both in the wild and in captivity.
Lol sorry guys, I got really bored.
I'm out :D
I guess we are gonna have to give you the "Kramer Of The Year" award this year :lol:
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ps. lol shi :lol: that was short again ^^
What!! I lasted really long last year! :P
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You should get into an MMORPG. It's the ultimate anti-porn since you simply don't have the time to do anything else. That is unless nightelves are your thing. o_o
Perfect! I can level up my character, and not jerk off for a month! :D
T -00:15:00 - didn't have time for myself the whole day, right before I went to bed and realized it was onlt 15 minutes untill deadline, I got to business... almost forgot to clean house before inspection ;)
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@ Shi XD :lmao:
poor girl. don't be so hard on her.
:P
@ the extra huge pictures:
omg we're allowed to post "tempting" pictures? :D
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(http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/3083/thefatalconsequencesofmer8.th.jpg) (http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/3083/thefatalconsequencesofmer8.jpg)
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Day 1
Nothing much to say. This is still part of normal routine.
Link of the day
I don't even have 31 masturbation-related pages bookmarked, but as a reminder of what we're giving up, let us all re-read the classic Leisure Town comic Can't Stop Jerking (http://please.leisuretown.us/leisuretown/library/csj/index.html).
Difficulty
(http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/673/hottuv0.png)
Crude drawing
Post scriptum: I'm sure shirenu did that on purpose, having joined just to lure more of us into this foolish endeavour.
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@ the extra huge pictures:
omg we're allowed to post "tempting" pictures? :D
that's what the cheer squad is for! i wanked last night, but i never joined so i was never technically in to be out. but hooray for wanking!
:ONwahaha:
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First day has been okay so far. There have been plenty of times where I went one day without wanking, but the problem is the habit. Just last night, I was gonna wank before sleeping without even thinking about The Struggle. And then today when I came home, I saw some of the IVs ohbahsan uploaded and forgot about The Struggle again. If this keeps up, I may eliminate myself and not even realize until it's too late.:P
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First day has been okay so far. There have been plenty of times where I went one day without wanking, but the problem is the habit. Just last night, I was gonna wank before sleeping without even thinking about The Struggle. And then today when I came home, I saw some of the IVs ohbahsan uploaded and forgot about The Struggle again. If this keeps up, I may eliminate myself and not even realize until it's too late.:P
That would suck to end it that way, imo :ONdepressed:
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that's what the cheer squad is for! i wanked last night, but i never joined so i was never technically in to be out. but hooray for wanking!
:ONwahaha:
Cheering squad?! ehehee.....this will be fun :twisted:
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Post scriptum: I'm sure shirenu did that on purpose, having joined just to lure more of us into this foolish endeavour.
No no no, the thing about being shirenu is to either have no plan, or not stick to a plan if you have one... :D So by no means was it on purpose!!!
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@ the extra huge pictures:
omg we're allowed to post "tempting" pictures? :D
Well, considering that it's kinda "tormenting" the participants...hell yah! :pimp: How else are we supposed to have fun with this?
(http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/3893/aichanrikaassesby2.th.jpg) (http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/3893/aichanrikaassesby2.jpg)
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... :twisted: exxxxcelent
(http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/7096/rikabikiniyc7.png) (http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/9416/rikashortsij7.png)
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TakaAi almost has a wedgey XD
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well, thats the most unembarassing wedgie i've seen >_>
good thing i don't wank to H!P stuff
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Shirenu <3 <3
:ONxD:
You're the true winner!
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Day 1.
I'm fine. I'm actually in Day 3 seeing as I haven't wanked since the 29th of November (and it's December 2 here). :O
Tonight is my Dad's 50th birthday party so hopefully I'll get absolutely shitfaced-drunk and forget to have the urge to wank.
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(http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/3563/krameroutbe8.jpg)
Day 1: Part 2
K, I phael...I don't wanna get into anymore details :(
Total Time: 19hrs 35 mins
Yep, I'm honest.
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Day 1: Part 2
K, I phael...I don't wanna get into anymore details :(
Total Time: 19hrs 35 mins
Yep, I'm honest.
Wow XD
Two out~ :ONdepressed:
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I've no urge to wank.....yet
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rionz you faelure!! damn youngins with no resolve! XD
Day 1:
not really over yet, but im cruisin on easy street babeh~
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Great! no one's home!
This is really helping <.<
it's only been one day... *ignores temptations*
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Day 2
Okay...my updates are going to be boring, because no urges yet again. So I'll just update when I'm actually struggling XD
And woah, shi's out already!?
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Day 1: Part 2
K, I phael...I don't wanna get into anymore details :(
Total Time: 19hrs 35 mins
Yep, I'm honest.
And you called me weak.:P
I'm doin' alright. I've gone for a little while before, so this is nothing new. Once I reach a week is when I'll be in unfamiliar territory.:lol:
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(http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/3563/krameroutbe8.jpg)
Day 1
19 Hours, 50 minutes later. 7:30 pm...nearly I can't remember. I'm just fuckin relieved.
I had been sweating buckets...I tossed and turned all nite. So I just left the house.
Papoose came to the nearby mall, at the urban gear shop "Juice Clothing" ... stood there forever while waiting...the shop babes we pacing and they had the BIGGEST ASSES. Then they was this super fly female DJ spinning the 1's and 2's and I my mind started seriously thinking horny thoughts like she was rubbing two breasts.
I cracked. I got my stuff signed by Papoose and just headed straight to the nearby food court washroom and let my load off...picturing the 2006 v-u-den calendar cover that hangs at the foot of my bed each nite.
HUZZZAHH!!! NO MORE PRESSSURESS!! WOO HOO!! ENJOY CHHHH...UMPS!! :shakeit:
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^ I guess Masa WAS right about you, dai! :lol:
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I'm out as well XD It was stressing me out, and I hate being stressed
But 8 days is good enough for me!
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(http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/3563/krameroutbe8.jpg)
wasn't really struggling, but I got bored =P I shoulda played Gears of War instead, but ah well =P
24 hours in.
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Participants are dropping like flies! :o
I'd have expected more people to last at least 24 hours, haha.
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5 of 22 now :o Only the first day, too!
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i'm cool. i hacked my psp all day yesterday hahaaha and played Tales of something and yesterday (its 12:37) so its been about 25 hours since i put fiddled with the volume
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Day one is almost over for me...
It's been going well.
I can't believe so many people just gave up XD
LOL @ daigong
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it would of been more interesting if he last a few days lol..
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I was counting on you daigong.
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Hm, how about consolation prices for 'losers', something like being allowed to do this? :ONkekeke:
(http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/6865/akihabaraatdeepep09subbgf5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
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i think as a rule, everyone needs to post the kramer pic when they're out of the contest. its just better that way.
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Day 1
No urge at all.
On to day 2~!@@##$ :lol:
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WEAKS!
So daigong...basically, you went to see Papoose and came home to wank, eh? Hmm...:cool:
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i think as a rule, everyone needs to post the kramer pic when they're out of the contest. its just better that way.
It works in many ways :P
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Day 2
I woke up feeling really horny today. XD I think it was because of some dream I had but I honestly can't remember what it was about. Must have been good though! :D Aside from that, I'm doing fine.
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I'm feelin' fine now, but last night had the perfect conditions to wank. I had two new IVs, I finally found the Esther Baxter scans I was looking for, and then because I fell alseep early in the evening, I couldn't fall asleep until about 3:00 AM.
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Day 2
Nothing special happened.Doin' just fine.
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Begin day 2! Still no problems~ I've gone a couple of weeks before just out of sheer "not-wanting-to-wank"-ness, so two days is nothing. Jeez you guys that are out are weak D: Ah well, I guess the first few days are gonna weed out the wanking Heroes from the wanking Zeroes.
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lol...so daigong blew his load in a public restroom? Thats gangsta. XD
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lol...so daigong blew his load in a public restroom? Thats gangsta. XD
A piece of my soul died when I read that. Then I laughed. :heart: :heart:
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Participants are dropping like flies! :o
I'd have expected more people to last at least 24 hours, haha.
Especially daigong. *pout*
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Especially daigong. *pout*
You expected him to last a lot longer? XD Well, I expected 3 days, but not much longer than that. Daicchi and tg are like... wank central XD
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eh, when i was at home. i was doing bad. like.. cuz i wasnt doing anything except watching cartoons. i woke up kinda late so i didnt really have time to think about wanking. i had my eyes on the prize for work D:. anyways beside the point, i feel a bit more focused on work at the moment... but these fucking, outlook express calls............
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Day 2
As easy as Day 1. I haven't even had a single boner yet.
Synonyms for Male masturbation:
* audition the finger puppets
* bang one off, bang one out
* bash the bishop
* beat off
* beat your beef
* beat the meat, beat one's meat
* chafe the yard (dated - this term is used in early colonial-era Puritan legal documents)
* choke the chicken (US)
* entertain oneself
* do the five finger shuffle
* flog the dolphin
* have a mastie
* have a pull
* have a wank (British)
* jack off (US)
* jerk off (US)
* mutilate your mutton
* paw off
* play with oneself
* pleasure oneself
* polish the pole/rocket/trumpet/rifle
* pull oneself, pull oneself off
* pull your pork
* pull your pud
* pulling a jered
* pump the Primus
* punch the clown
* rope the rat (US)
* rub one off
* shake hands with Benjamin Franklin
* shake hands with the cyclops
* shake hands with the unemployed
* spank the monkey
* spank your frank
* stay in with Patsy Palmer and her five sisters, or Rosy Palm and her five daughters
* stroke the spaff-stick
* strumming the one string banjo
* tickle the todger
* toss the caber
* toss off, toss oneself off
* tickle the trout,
* wank, wank off (British)
* whack off
* fap
* wanker
Synonyms for Female Masturbation:
* dildo oneself
* dj diddles
* finger oneself
* fingerfuck oneself
* flicking the bean
* jacking one's iceton
* jill off
* havesting lentil
* making soup (to make soup)
* three knuckle shuffle
* rubbin' the nubbin
* gusset typing
* flicking the bean
* strumming
* rock the little man in the boat
* flick the budgie (Aust.)
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This is terrible news! :cry: I'm very let down Daigong and so is Rika. Look, she's gone on a rapmage! First she stole a baby giraffe from Tokyo zoo and now she's gone to hide with him in a wearhouse! Oh goodness...
(http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/149/sadrikauu1.png)
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I have a few Australian ones:
Beat the meat
bop (one's) baconey
dick-whacker
flip(oneself) off
flog the meat
frig
grow hairs one (one's) palms
hand job
have a tug
jerkin' the gherkin
massage the clit
missus palmer and her five daughters
play the organ
rod-walloper
tantalise the tassel
twanging the write
visit the five-fingered widow
wakey, wakey, hands off snakey!
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Day 2
Well, still in the realm of what happens when I just can't be arsed to level up the old spaceship.
Link of the day
The flow of the thread calls for some Internet one-upmanship (http://www.worldwidewank.com/synonyms.html). Incidentally, my favourite is 'verbing the noun' (as, of course, they say in Tasmania.)
Difficulty
(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/2096/kosmikle5.jpg)
Cosmic vulva
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DAy2:
Just got A double disc women's wrestling dvd in the mail..I am watching it now...
I could just jack off right now.. skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet .... but i won't -_-
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A c0sMic vUlvA? o.0
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yea... doesnt look that hot right now.. but... i'll just give it a week or so...
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end of day 2: I took up playing BF 2142, and went out of the house to be in public. not too many urges yet, the chamber is still under it's pressure threshold.
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Day 2:
I still feel fine. I want to wank, but I don't feel like I need to yet. To help me take my mind off women, evertyime I see a hot woman that makes me think of wanking, I just go look at Berryz pics and concerts. My problems are the habit(still) and just boredom. I always have trouble sleeping at night, so that's gonna be the time when I think about wanking the most.
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Day 2
The day still has a few hours left in it but I have not done the deed yet. But today has been hell for me. I've been sitting in front of the computer all day looking at gravure idol sites and blogs. I've even watched some AV.
I think the day proved just how masochistic I am....
I think it also shows that I'm not addicted to wanking... just pretty girls and porn -___-
The weekend needs to end already so I can finally have a reason to go out
and not just sit here.
Here's some of what I've been up to today >_>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8l03wW3skQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J54xiDjtOhI)
why the hell did I have to discover foxxi misq now...
http://girls-record.jp/diary/kato/
http://today-yuuri.cocolog-nifty.com/yuuri/
going through that last blog was especially hell :lol:
I think I'm gonna sleep extra early and then try to go out tomorrow.
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Day 2: No problems. I got blind last night so I completely forgot about wanking.
Day 3: This is a breeze, man. A breeze!
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Day 2 That was eASY
day 3: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WTF is this shit eve possible!!!!!! Bangs head on keyboard!!!!!!!!
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*goes to get food*
lets see how the rest of the day goes for me. not out yet.. but if i watch rush hour h!m or anymore women's wrestling i'm done!
Day 3: ok i'm cool now i'm going to eat some waffles... don't have time to cook anything :P i'm hungry.
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Day 2:
prety easy, been occupied all day. had work then immediately after cruised over to my uncle's for a bithday party, been there all day.
and foxxy misq sucks, sits lol
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Day 2:
prety easy, been occupied all day. had work then immediately after cruised over to my uncle's for a bithday party, been there all day.
and foxxy misq sucks, sits lol
They're hot though :lol:
more fun for you people
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwS8T2AjNmE
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(http://www.randc.jp/foxxi_misq/img/foxximisq.jpg)
ya-kyim influenced foxxi misq can't hate em.
girl on the left is becoming yossui though.
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ya-kyim aren't really hot though :lol:
foxxi misq is like 3 koda kumi's if she wasn't ugly. One of them even sounds like her :lol:
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well its funny both groups i find very hot except for one girl out of both groups each... nothing wrong with them just not as hot as the other two imo thats all i'm saying. and i like ya-kyim's music more so thats all that matters to me cause its not like i'm going to bang one of them or go out with them.
edit: forgot my emote
:D
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This is terrible news! :cry: I'm very let down Daigong and so is Rika. Look, she's gone on a rapmage! First she stole a baby giraffe from Tokyo zoo and now she's gone to hide with him in a wearhouse! Oh goodness...
:lol: LM and RIKA's NUTS for meeeee!!
YO! What's this complaint about me and shirenu quitting early?? We have needs man! We're not your CLOWNS :cry: XD XD
Although, I was looking forward to being seduced ERRRR encouraged by the Cheer Team.
WEAKS!
So daigong...basically, you went to see Papoose and came home to wank, eh? Hmm...:cool:
* daigong slaps tama-chan around a bit with a large trout
And we need to set up some wagers!! Everyone's is typical and no struggling!! GOTTA MAKE Y'ALL SUFFFER!! :ONshifty:
(http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/4711/yukavn6.jpg)
(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/3112/wpbnb01hp1.jpg)
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Although, I was looking forward to being seduced ERRRR encouraged by the Cheer Team.
Just because you're no longer part of The Struggle, doesn't mean the Cheer Team can't....'help you out' anymore :heart:
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Day 3
Ok, now I think i'm starting to feel it. I foolishly saw a picture of Erika, which got me to thinking of Viyuden, which got me thinking of what I'd like to do to Viyuden, which has led to an erection that feels like I took an overdose on viagra. I can't stop thinking about Viyuden now so I have to find something to do that will keep my mind off it. But right now I feel like Gob from Arrested Development:
(http://www.imageyenation.com/images/blog-gallery/arrested_development_gob_magic.jpg)
I made a huge mistake
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Day 3- Going on Strong! Just too stressed (which wanking usually solves) and playing the NEW XBOX 360
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:lol: LM and RIKA's NUTS for meeeee!!
YO! What's this complaint about me and shirenu quitting early?? We have needs man! We're not your CLOWNS :cry: XD XD
Although, I was looking forward to being seduced ERRRR encouraged by the Cheer Team.
* daigong slaps tama-chan around a bit with a large trout
And we need to set up some wagers!! Everyone's is typical and no struggling!! GOTTA MAKE Y'ALL SUFFFER!! :ONshifty:
(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/3112/wpbnb01hp1.jpg)
I like the this one bettar.
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Day 3
feelin' great :ONwhistle: .. was busy the whole day anyways
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Day 3
Same as the first two days except that I had a morning boner today. But don't worry, people! My daily reports will get more entertaining once Rika's new PB is released. That's when this game really starts.... ;)
Begin day 2! Still no problems~ I've gone a couple of weeks before just out of sheer "not-wanting-to-wank"-ness, so two days is nothing. Jeez you guys that are out are weak D: Ah well, I guess the first few days are gonna weed out the wanking Heroes from the wanking Zeroes.
Word! These new jacks just ain't got what it takes. Daigong is the most pathetic rookie I have ever seen in my life. Dude flopped like Alexandre Daigle. Shirenu has been the biggest disappointment so far. Her comeback was even worse than Jay-Z's :P
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Day 3 -
Almost caved last night, but I managed to entertain myself other ways. No problems today :lol:
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Word! These new jacks just ain't got what it takes. Daigong is the most pathetic rookie I have ever seen in my life. Dude flopped like Alexandre Daigle. Shirenu has been the biggest disappointment so far. Her comeback was even worse than Jay-Z's :P
Hey!! I haven't wanked since then, though!!! It was just that one very boring day...
:pen_whirl: :pen_whirl: :pen_whirl:
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Day 3
I usually take the time to resurrect the Lazarus on the third day to pre-empt morning wood, but no particular physical urges yet.
Link of the day
Let's Masturbate offers detailed advice on how to masturbate. Our masturbation techniques for men and women range from what kind of lube to use to creating your own masturbation sex toys to fun with fruit. Be sure to share your experiences as well. (http://www.letsmasturbate.com/)
Difficulty
(http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/204/robynfuel1xw6.jpg)
Incomprehensible fetish
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Day 3
I still feel fine. Sometimes I feel like wanking just because I'm so bored, but I don't feel like I need to wank. Like SiTS, I've been looking at pics, vids, and blogs of gravure and AV girls, and I still feel fine. The only times I've felt like wanking are when I'm really bored. Just this morning I noticed a new problem that may come up later, time is going by really slowly. I was thinking about something today and I noticed that it was only day 3! Although my weekend was really uneventful, so it may have seemed slow becuase of that and not becuase of The Struggle. Whatever, I still feel fine without any bad feelings of giving in.:ONcool2:
(http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/2760/32ey4ql7.jpg)
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Day 3: So far i drove to the outskirts of Nevada/California to go shopping for some leather jackets, the jacket store is right next to Victoria Secret, which made me think...
I'm a little depressed:ONdepressed: , so i think that I could halter the urge. I hope that by doing all this, I won't get a spontaneous boner during class:punchballs:
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haha in class. well its like not wankikng is typically easy and struggle puts pressure on you to wank! and if you're bored or not doing anything like me you ge the urge.
As for me on Day 3. i'm fine. didn't really have the urge except for a second i saw that pic arun posted. but just a few secs. so easy day for me. tomorrow i bettr plan someting good. i think i'll drive around all day.
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:lol: LM and RIKA's NUTS for meeeee!!
YO! What's this complaint about me and shirenu quitting early?? We have needs man! We're not your CLOWNS :cry: XD XD
Although, I was looking forward to being seduced ERRRR encouraged by the Cheer Team.
* daigong slaps tama-chan around a bit with a large trout
And we need to set up some wagers!! Everyone's is typical and no struggling!! GOTTA MAKE Y'ALL SUFFFER!! :ONshifty:
(http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/4711/yukavn6.jpg)
(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/3112/wpbnb01hp1.jpg)
haha wow....good luck not wanking guys.
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Easy breezy~ :ONhee:
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shyea.. good luck guys!
(http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/9149/krameroutbe8rk7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
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lol joe
:ONdepressed:
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hey.... look at what it says under my name, pal :D
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Congrats, Joe.
lol On bgbh, tenkei said I was a masochist for watching AV while in The Struggle. And dammit, he was right! I'm sittin here right now listening to bgbh with nothing else to do, so I started watching an IV I got a little while ago. I thought I saw a nipple slip and just had to check it out. On the plus side, I'm pretty sure I was right!
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omg joe noes!!!
Day 3:
pretty easy still~ decorated with christmas stuff, wihch isnt all that arousing. during the days, its going the be the nights when everyone's asleep and there's nothing to do that are going to give me a problem D:
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I've added this to the 1st post:
PLACE YOUR BETS!!
Masa (veteran) 100 to 1
Flyp (veteran) 200 to 1
tenkei (veteran) 80 to 1
arun.yothin 100 to 1
Amplifier 200 to 1
Rei-chan -10 to 1 :P
SITS 100 to 1
Lunarr 100 to 1
Kei 80 to 1
Tuffty 100 to 1
THUNDERDUCK 80 to 1
U.S.S. John E. Badass
MurasakiNeko 100 to 1
lilday 80 to 1
erink 80 to 1
arian 10 to 1
Note: This lists each contestant corresponding odds to who will make it 1st without wanking. For example, if you place $10 on erink and he goes on to wank first, you collect $50 plus your $10 back for a total payoff of $60. For the purposes of future book betting, the player has to win this challenge.
Word! These new jacks just ain't got what it takes. Daigong is the most pathetic rookie I have ever seen in my life. Dude flopped like Alexandre Daigle.
YEAH?? Well...FUCK you man!! I did about 15 times on Wanking Day and you betcha drunk bald ass I can top it!. How about I fuckin flip da script?? HUH? For those who are out, you can join...
THE ANTI-STRUGGLE
:jerk: :jerk: :jerk: :jerk: :jerk: :jerk: :jerk:
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Let yer privates know you love em! Wank all day, wank all nite. JPHiP.com's Official Sport is MASTURBATION so to all the "losers" of The Struggle '06 and wankers (yokoso, thatguy, etc) ... join daigong in chronicling your chronic masturbationg tales in blog format like:
Day 1: THE ANTI-STRUGGLE
to separate the English from the Dutch. Record how many times you've wanked, what pix material you used, etc. and go FOR THE JPHIP RECORD!!! I'm serious man, I gotta win at something and it might as well be something I'm fuckin good at!!! :halo:
I'm watching Cher right now in "Mermaids" so I'll write more later...
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Day 4.
I can handle this!
Joe, you are weaksauce.
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lol Joe.
Even though I'm not participating, the cold is preventing me from wanking. I just went to Kinko's to print some stuff and it was windy. Crazy shit. I need to start finding pictures for you guys..
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Day 3
Easy. Had morningwood though. I looked through some gravure stuff, it was hot, but not much happened. I think yesterday I was just going through some withdrawl symptoms :lol:
I didn't go outside like I planned to, but I seem to be fine, so there really was no need.
Really, boredom seems to be the biggest enemy during the struggle.
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So I've been busy focusing on my essays and upcoming finals, I haven't been able to visit the forum much... But I can't believe how many people are already out :o
Not even a week! o.O
XD
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Day 4
Just came home from school.I am tired as hell, probably gonna get
some sleep now :D. easy goin'~
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lol, probably the best thing to do is sleep! what i resorted to was cigs and food to fill in that void!
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Day 4
Surprisingly easy today. I think it was because I actually had things to do when I was at University as opposed to hardly anything at home. Again, boredom seems to be our biggest enemy. It was pretty hard though when I was talking to this fine Chinese girl I met at the Uni. At least I've got something to wank to though when the time comes round :jerk:
go FOR THE JPHIP RECORD!!! I'm serious man, I gotta win at something and it might as well be something I'm fuckin good at!!!
Well if any of us last the distance, there's going to be at least one record set :P
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THE ANTI-STRUGGLE
:jerk: :jerk: :jerk: :jerk: :jerk: :jerk: :jerk:
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OMG....I can't even imagine what the record's gonna be o.0 XD This'll be great...
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Day 4
I'm running out of ways to say this isn't a challenge at all yet. I've plenty of experience with five days; maybe at day eight or so I'll start feeling it.
Link of the day
Some sort of hippie movement. (http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/)
Difficulty
(http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/884/vlcsnap764360rq2.jpg)
Boner backstab (Shame on you if you don't remember that scene (on the couch, episode 3.))
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Aww damn, there's an anti-struggle now. I would try for that, but there's always other people at home, and they randomly walk in my room to ask me something or see what I'm doing(Although I was albe to wank 6 times in one day with people home, that's probably not enough to take on anyone here.)
Anyway,
Day 4
I was worried when I woke up this morning. I got up and my right hand was kinda cramped. It hurt so bad and I couldn't figure out why, but then I remembered it was from Kung Fu training on Sunday. I thought something bad happened to my wanking hand. Other than that, I'm still okay. I'm still looking at AV and gravure idol stuff, but I've been doing it less. I've come to realize that a lot of my time online is spent doing that, because when I'm not looking at women, I'm not doing much of anything.:lol: Still feelin' fine, other than a little temptation from the @you vids.
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Day 4: Pressure is building... No urges to lose the contest, however i'm getting urges towards females that I wouldn't usually have urges to. o_O
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DAY 4
I watched one of the @you videos too, so tempting :lol:
Well I had a really hard time getting to sleep last night. Not cause anything was bothering me, but cause I just wasn't tired enough to sleep(which wanking usually helps with >_>). I was lying in bed for hours before I finally fell asleep. Because of that I was so tired at school today, and couldn't concentrate well.
Other than that, not many problems.
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Still going strong!
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For example, if you place $10 on erink and he goes on to wank first, ....[/size]
*cough* she
Which, now the Shi is out, that would make me and arian the only girls, right?
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*cough* she
Which, now the Shi is out, that would make me and arian the only girls, right?
And Rei!
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I watched another @you vid. BIG mistake. I'm still in the game but barely... I need to keep away from the porn...
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Day 4
Kept busy with shows and studying all day. /me puts some more shit on the torrent list :sweatdrop:
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I watched another @you vid. BIG mistake. I'm still in the game but barely... I need to keep away from the porn...
:lol: me too. I think if I do get eliminated, it'll be because of that video. I want to stop looking at it, but I get bored and think, "Just it few minutes, it won't be that bad."
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Day 4 occupied easy day
either that or its because i saw this
this will make you not want to wank
NSFW i guess..http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270063800585
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XD @ the link lilday
the questions at the bottom of that page are funny
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Day 4
Still no problems at all. My stats so far: 4 days, 1 boner :)
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...comment on yer lack of boners WTF man? I wake up to boners every day, it gives me great relief. I was horny just looking at the fishball, shrimpball, squidball selection in the frozen food dept.
(http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/7624/naswabjabjwabj95ju6.jpg)
(http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6780/maswankwanwank634ls0.jpg)
Day 1: THE ANTI-STRUGGLE
I actually didn't wank all day. :o I woke up late, had to go out and do some shopping - then got the holler from my homies for some MNF and NHL boozing. And now I gotta fuckin sleep :lol:
Tmr..tmr.. when I get on the IRC and chat :jerk:
*cough* she
WHOOPS :halo:
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Day 4
Still no problems at all. My stats so far: 4 days, 1 boner :)
master...
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...comment on yer lack of boners WTF man? I wake up to boners every day, it gives me great relief. I was horny just looking at the fishball, shrimpball, squidball selection in the frozen food dept.
That's just pathetic, man :ONdepressed:
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Day 5.
I had a raging hard on most of the day. Thankfully it died down when I had to go out and do some shit.
I didn't really feel like wanking though.
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Day 5
Again, I went by ok. I had trouble last night trying to sleep, just lying there trying to sleep and getting bored.
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Hahaha
(http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/9149/krameroutbe8rk7.jpg)
Blame that friggin' hot dream last night :ONdepressed:
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Day 1: THE ANTI-STRUGGLE
I actually didn't wank all day.
So you managed to fail both The Struggle and The Anti-Struggle on the first day of each?
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Day 5
Talked about nothing but sexual reproduction durring class today. Awesome.
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So you managed to fail both The Struggle and The Anti-Struggle on the first day of each?
:ROTFLMAO:
Day 5
Still doin' just fine, except for this morning. I got up and didn't have to leave for work for a little over an hour and no one was home. After being up for a little bit, out of nowhere I got a REALLY stong urge to wank. I just thought, "Fuck it" and was looking for something to wank to, but luckily I started to run out of time, so I just left the house. I'll probably stop or a t least cut back on looking at so much AV and gravure stuff, 'cause now I think it's actually starting to get to me. I think this is about the longest I have ever gone without wanking, so starting now, it's all new for me.:P Thanks to Purin for suggesting something to keep me occupied.
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So you managed to fail both The Struggle and The Anti-Struggle on the first day of each?
Ahahahaha! That's incredibly sad!
Thanks to Purin for suggesting something to keep me occupied.
Whoo! Has it worked? Or still haven't tried it?
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If at the end of this there was a cash prize, then I wouldn't even think about jerkin the gherkin. However, if a hot supermodel comes by my house and needs to crash in my room, then i'll fail in .03 seconds.
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Strolling the RLD, is making me want to wank. Must fight urges!
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Day 5
Still doin' just fine, except for this morning. I got up and didn't have to leave for work for a little over an hour and no one was home. After being up for a little bit, out of nowhere I got a REALLY stong urge to wank. I just thought, "Fuck it" and was looking for something to wank to, but luckily I started to run out of time, so I just left the house. I'll probably stop or a t least cut back on looking at so much AV and gravure stuff, 'cause now I think it's actually starting to get to me. I think this is about the longest I have ever gone without wanking, so starting now, it's all new for me.:P Thanks to Purin for suggesting something to keep me occupied.
Ditto, except it was school for me.
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Whoo! Has it worked? Or still haven't tried it?
I just started doin' stuff. I've been looking through the games.:P
I also had a jigsaw puzzle to take up time, but I'm starting to go through this one pretty fast. I may be about 40% of the way through, and I haven't even been working on it that much.
I thought more people would be trying to make the strugglers fail. Last night in IRC, people were just postin' pics of Berryz and Yuko Ogura.:P
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Day 5
My lack of boners... disturbs me. I had to watch a scene from a pornographic film just to confirm I hadn't broken my penis yet. On one hand, I'll have some good porn waiting for me in January; on the other, I've got some good porn lying around that I can't use until January. Mixed blessings.
Link of the day
Another Internet classic worth re-visiting. Does not the sentiment "You're HOME FROM WORK. The most important thing in the FUCKING WORLD right now is JERKING THAT DICK. (http://www.jerking.com/)" resonate deep within all of us?
Difficulty
(http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/3530/bensour251ahw3.jpg)
Meteorite fragment
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Day 5
Easy as hell. I'm slightly intoxicated and my liver hurts but I'm still alright. I didn't have a single boner today. I gotta admit that I was too scared to watch the Aisucream Single V today :sweatdrop:
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whoa masa, your liver hurts? damn, I've never heard anyone said that, u drink a lot? lol, kinda cheap if u drink the struggle away...then again u might get drunk and wank lol
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Day 6.
I've come pretty close to being out today.
Four times.
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I just had a close call... and my balls hurt... o_o
that's it... I need to stay away from the porn!
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I didn't listen to my own advice...
(http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/9149/krameroutbe8rk7.jpg)
It was fun while it lasted...
not really! :lol:
I wasn't mentally prepared for this at all. Actually from the first day, I knew I was going to be out early on.
Sorry for dissappointing the people who believed in me(if there were actually any)
Actually I was thinking... I lasted about 5 days, and only failed because I put myself in the position to fail(much like the rest of my life -__-) the times I wasn't looking at porn it was pretty damn easy. Starting tomorrow I will actually try to finish the rest of the month. I know I can do this! I can beat porn! Not my meat!:ONcool1:
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HAHAAHA @ SITS i almost got out a few seconds. cause its wanking time!.. but i'm going to sleep instead though... gotta buy a wii!
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lol SITS. I guess I should learn from him and stop with the porn. The last few I times I looked at it, I start to look at more and more, and then I get closer and closer to wanking. So who's left now?
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Day 6:
I enjoyed this game. maybe i'll break my record next year HAHAHAHA
I watched this japanese horror with random sex scenes.....
made me kind of scared and "excited" at the same time hahahaha.
and um so i went over to the red light district and grab school girl fiercness...
good stuff. so anyway. have fun guys.....
(http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/9149/krameroutbe8rk7.jpg)
i'm staying up all night so i can buy a nintendo wii in the morning. :D
edit: I feel like i just donated blood kind of... but i feel great.
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(http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/9149/krameroutbe8rk7.jpg)
That was relieving.
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Day 6
Feeling pissed off at everybody today, but I don't know if it's because of the lack of wanking. Aside from that though, no urges.
Goddamn, the contestants are dropping out like flies! :o
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no fun w/o daigong to lol @ :D
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I wrote a poem to all the anti-strugglers:
To wank is good
So good
Bliss
Brb.
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Day 6
Hardest day so far cause I got drunk last night and of course I was hungover today. Not being able to wank made my hangover even worse. Fortunately I haven't been horny today, just bored. I decided today that I will not get drunk again before New Year's Eve because I'm not sure if I can handle another hangover day :P
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lol at the 3 who were out in one day
dang, looks like masa is still going strong, as expected of the veteran :)
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I wrote a poem to all the anti-strugglers:
To wank is good
So good
Bliss
Brb.
Genious Shi :heart:
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Day 6
Hardest day so far cause I got drunk last night and of course I was hungover today. Not being able to wank made my hangover even worse. Fortunately I haven't been horny today, just bored. I decided today that I will not get drunk again before New Year's Eve because I'm not sure if I can handle another hangover day :P
Yaywhoo! :ONluvluv2:
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Day 6: I am the master of my Domain.
that is all.
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Day 6
Been too frustrated by uni & computer issues to do anything much :sweatdrop:
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Day 6
I'm noticing a slight increase in sex drive, but I'm nowhere near the danger zone. In other news, I've started re-watching Sexy Onna Juku to celebrate the month and encourage everyone to do the same.
Link of the day
Of course you want to know what's at wankers.com (http://www.wankers.com/). If you don't, I'll tell you: it's a page for men over 50 who enjoy masturbation. Contains resources, testimonials, and a member section with porn.
Difficulty
(http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/5599/burkhaan3.jpg)
It's probably a woman.
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Day 6
Kind of a good day. I had to meet with my advisor for school stuff, so that was on my mind for a while until I got to my first class. This one girl with a really big ass is rarely in class, but she came in today.:shakeit: She was wearing some tight sweatpants or something, but DAMN that ass was nice. Right then I got a boner. After that, all I could think about was booty. That ass is still in my head. I don't really have an urge to wank right now, but I gotta find somethign to do.
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no fun w/o daigong to lol @ :D
I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!! I am a human being! I...am...a man! :p
So you managed to fail both The Struggle and The Anti-Struggle on the first day of each?
OK. OK. You got me there...I call redo'sies...:pimp:
ALL RIGHT...by "popular" demand.
JOIN THE ANTI-STRUGGLE AND REPORT HERE:
http://forum.jphip.com/showthread.php?t=7145
I've been thru Day 1 + 2 now. Can I top my 15 in one day record??
But don't forget to continue to torment The Strugglers!! Where's the Cheer Team at?? Here's my daily contribution:
(http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/7792/vs1he2.jpg)
(http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/6046/vs2fy2.jpg)
(http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/1316/vs3qb9.jpg)
(http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/9127/vs4gd1.jpg)
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So you managed to fail both The Struggle and The Anti-Struggle on the first day of each?
:satan: BURN!:satan:
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This is nuts. Why do you think god gave us two hands.
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wad a weird contest..interesting though..
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Day 7
I had a end of term test today so my mind's been focusing on that more than anything else. But now that all the lectures are over, and thus, nothing to keep me occupied, I'll be in trouble...
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Day 7
Week 1 is over! The first week was easier than I expected and I really didn't have any problems. The withdrawal symptoms haven't hit me yet but I haven't experienced the good sides either. Anyways the 2nd week will most likely be harder but I'm ready for it. Gimme Rika PB previews or whatever, I can handle that shit :yep:
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Gimme Rika PB previews or whatever, I can handle that shit :yep:
:lol: I hope they come soon. Maybe something or should I say someone might be coming soon, too.
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Day 7
Startin' to feel the burn. I gotta start studying more, or i'm gonna fail out. :lol:
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Day 7
With finals next week, seeting up my schedule for next semester, and a bunch of other little things to do, I have a lot of thigns to keep me occupied. The only I think about wanking now is when I go to bed, so I still need to watch out there. I've cut down on looking at porn and stuff, 'cause it's starting to get tempting now.
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:lol: Poor boys :twisted:
(http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/7655/marilove090ig0.jpg)
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Isn't Daisu & Suki* supposed to be cheering us on, or cheering us not to go on? 7 days and good!
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Day 7
So I watched a bit of one of my favourite pornoes before going to bed and ended up being horny all morning, but that settled down. It's easy going again, now. I think I'll see what happens if I do the same again...
Link of the day
This is the closest thing I have anymore: Fatal Consequences of Excessive Masturbation (http://www.herballove.com/library/resource/overmas/fatal.asp). The title is really the best part; it's part of the website of a company that sells products such as the Power P Penis Enhancement Formula (http://www.herballoveshop.com/product.asp?PID=1035).
Difficulty (including the self-inflicted increase)
(http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/5760/vlcsnap3374378wf0.jpg)
With a smashing chapeau but so far just sitting there looking pretty and in the company of a dude
Post scriptum:
This is nuts. Why do you think god gave us two hands.
Don't you only need one to masturbate? Or have I been doing it wrong all these years?
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Day 7: One week and going strong... I'd love to have a nice wack on some new porno I discovered, but i'd rather win this contest. I'm Having more urges and temptations for any hot chick that walks by me that is in my age group.
Feeling great sexually though :D
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(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/2269/krameroutbe8rk7ft9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
yeah... as of about 5 minutes ago D: All the build-up, all the depression in my life lately, i just really needed a wank... I"m feeling less emo already!
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:lol: Nice one.
(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/4391/448c398f0b27bfa9068bb49dn9.jpg)
ooh, look at them titties.
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^Delicious:lick:
:thumbsup Flyp
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^
^
I gotta ask, what's the sign say?
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^ what sign?
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^ what sign?
The one that the girl in the picture is holding that boykun posted
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^ I see the girl and the boobs, but I still don't see a sign. <.<
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Hooray for boobies!
One thing for sure, travelling sure zaps your libido. I mean, I've been here in Cali for six days and I haven't come close to wanking or anything of the sort. Too busy/occupied, I guess.
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(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/2269/krameroutbe8rk7ft9.jpg)
damn right. lasted: 7 days, 2 hours, 2 minutes.
had a really hot dream about a really hot chick i knew in highschool, couldnt let it go to waste~ D:
lol, masa's the only survivor from last year still strugglin!
*runs to the anti-struggle*
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The mental desire to wank is present but must persist!
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Yuka's Sign
ã‚‚ãŽãŸã¦ãƒ•ã‚§ï¿½*モン爽快ï¼ãƒŠãƒžæ¾ã‚Š (why doesn't Katakana "ro" display??)
Freshly picked pheromone
Refreshing!
Raw squeezing
Seriously, that sign makes no bloody sense at all.
:confused: <- my Japanese wife
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Day 8[/u]
Found it sooo hard not to wank yesterday while trying to fall asleep. Looking back, I must have had the fortitude of a monk. :D Wouldn't have been so bad today if it wasn't for the fact that I saw this girl at University who was completely beautiful...Still going though!
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Day 8
(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/2269/krameroutbe8rk7ft9.jpg)
[size=-2]Meant to post this earlier. Made it to day 8, that's fine enough for me~ :lol:[/size]
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Only 10 out of 22 people left?! Damn!
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:thumbsup Amp , ten & ben now join the anti-struggle :D
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:lol: Damn I thought you guys would go all the way.
(http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/5949/ecebcad678c545b41fd775ewt4.jpg)
Moar Yuka.
Wait, so who's still in it?
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Check the first post! It's being kept updated on who's in and who's out! :D
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Day 8
Easy. I ain't done shit today but I haven't really felt horny either. I gotta admit that the latest Rika pics are kinda tempting......
I have noticed that the hardest part is kicking the habit. I don't wanna wank because I feel horny, I wanna wank because it's something I do when I'm bored. Anyways I'm happy it's not the other way around. Fighting against boredom is so much easier than fighting against horniness :P
(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/2269/krameroutbe8rk7ft9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/2269/krameroutbe8rk7ft9.jpg)
:shocked: :shocked: :shocked:
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Day 8
I'm taking the opportunity to appreciate perversion on a wider scale (wider than MY COCK), watching as much as - scratch that - more porn than before, just without touching myself. There go the time-saving benefits, but it makes me feel so decadent that it's worth it. Easier than yesterday again.
Difficulty
(http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/7452/blockporn15jz3.jpg)
Legorection
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^I really love your little difficulty pictures XD, they're great
I am very disapointed in Amp and Flyp :(
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LOL you guys!
Boykun is king! btw
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(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/2269/krameroutbe8rk7ft9.jpg)
Tough titties...
I lost it.
damn, almost every phrase i use has a hidden pun.
Blew it once again @_@
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All the guys are just dropping like flies!
I think this is like when sheep follow each other off a cliff :lol:
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All the guys are just dropping like flies!
I think this is like when sheep follow each other off a cliff :lol:
:lol:
Neko : join the anti-struggle dude :P
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:lol: Damn I thought you guys would go all the way.
(http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/5949/ecebcad678c545b41fd775ewt4.jpg)
Moar Yuka.
Wait, so who's still in it?
no one of consequence, except masa. he will carry on the first gen struggle legacy!
but besides masa, i got my money on yoake, aka, arun.
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I'm still in, just to let people know :D
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I have noticed that the hardest part is kicking the habit. I don't wanna wank because I feel horny, I wanna wank because it's something I do when I'm bored. Anyways I'm happy it's not the other way around. Fighting against boredom is so much easier than fighting against horniness :P
That's the same with me. I'll be getting ready for bed, then I feel like sitting down to look at whatever pics or vids I'm in the mood to wank to.
Day 8
Aside from the habit, I mostly really feel like wanking when I'm going to bed. I've never been able to sleep right when I get in bed, so I usually lay there for at least in hour with nothing to do. I keep telling myself to stop looking at porn and stuff, but I just can't stop. It's not making me feel like wanking too much, so I'm okay, but it's different when I'm out. When I'm at school and I see a hot girl, all I can think about it girls.:P Today wasn't as bad because finals are next week so all my teachers were having review classes. I had to pay attention in those because I spent the whole semester looking at girls:lol:
Oh, I finished the puzzle I got a few days ago too.
(http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/1623/1000392dy3.th.jpg) (http://img151.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1000392dy3.jpg)
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I had to pay attention in those because I spent the whole semester looking at girls:lol:
I do both all year long.
It's like
teacher>girl>board>girl>teacher>girl>girl>board>floor>girl>teacher>clock>girl>etc.
Unless of course I'm in the front of the class, or there are just no girls to look at in front... just replace all the girls with inside of my eyelids...
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Day 9
(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/2269/krameroutbe8rk7ft9.jpg)
I knew it was all over for me when I had a hot dream about Ayaka
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It's like
teacher>girl>board>girl>teacher>girl>girl>board>floor>girl>teacher>clock>girl>etc.
:lol:yup
Damn, only 7 left?
Night 8/Day 9
When I was going to bed was the first time I really wanted to wank. I just kept thinking about it, but eventually I fell asleep.
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:MKerr:
Only 7 left?! Aren't 3 girls, too? XD
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:MKerr:
Only 7 left?! Aren't 3 girls, too? XD
Yeah, only 3 are girls. Damn, I still can't believe it's only been 8 days.:lol:
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Oops, double post.
(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/6442/img2803ju4.jpg)
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The urges are getting to me. But I'll try not to give in.
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Day 9
Another easy day for me. I gotta admit that pictures like this (http://picroda.jphip.org/src/1165681153430.jpg) are pretty damn dangerous though. Anyways shit is looking pretty bad for us guys (only 4 guys left). I have a bad feeling that we will soon have more girls than guys left. Come on, guys! We gotta show 'em ladies that we can do it, too! At least one of us has to survive.
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The funniest part of it is that it's been barely a little over a week and most of the guys have already dropped. :lol:
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The funniest part of it is that it's been barely a little over a week and most of the guys have already dropped. :lol:
In fairness, what sort of self-respecting man could say no to this? (http://img205.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1207collectiorefillayakgb1.jpg) :D
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Ayaka needs a new PB, suggests an Alo-Hello.
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No new Ayaka PB makes baby Jesus cry
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Day 9
Well, I've had other things to do today. I've barely had occasion to remember I have a penis.
Difficulty
(http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/4859/l6ftheclawil7.jpg)
The Claw
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Day 9
I was out almost all afternoon and evening, so I wasn't in a good position to wank. On the plus side, I did get 10 nice shirts for about $8 each. I only ahd about 6 shirts left, so I needed them.
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(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/nasus543/th_MakiWantsYouToFail.jpg) (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/nasus543/MakiWantsYouToFail.jpg)
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^ Yer clothes shopping Arun!! SHIT! Lack of wanking increases your estrogen??
Everyone dropped like flies!! DAMN!! Y'all ain't even struggling, I know I did!! This just strokes (pun intended) Masa's EGO even more!! Don't you see the beast y'all created!! He wants to buy a GD "Master of His Domain" shirt! WTF man!
http://www.amazon.com/Seinfeld-T-Shirt-Master-My-Domain/dp/B00062WY74
At least I think TDuck and Johnny Badass (entertaining updates btw) have this all laid out and are methodical in their strategy...this is gonna be a battle to teh very end!!! arian! erink!! Rei!! Where's your updates? :P Nothing made u horny? c'mon!
We must combine!! Anti-Strugglers, Cheer Team, to make Masa FAIL!!! Install it in his HiPtionary!! Bring it all out!! One Ass Cheek of Rika Ishikawa at a time!! Fold after Fold until he fuckin buckles like I know that bitch would!!
YOU GOING DOWN MASA!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v23/daigong/rikasweat.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v23/daigong/mayuko.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v23/daigong/jun.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v23/daigong/arun.jpg)
WU-TANG CLAN AIN'T NOTHING TO MESS WITH!!
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(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/nasus543/th_MakiWantsYouToFail.jpg) (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/nasus543/MakiWantsYouToFail.jpg)
That's so wrong.
I really feel like wanking right now,(Thanks Duckie:ONdepressed:) BUT I WON'T. That's what Masa wants. I better go watch some Berryz PVs, or else I'm gonna be out the game.
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(Thanks Duckie:ONdepressed:)
What the hell did I do? I haven't even talked for a while :MKerr:
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What the hell did I do? I haven't even talked for a while :MKerr:
You know what you did:P, but it's okay. It was actually a while ago, I just couldn't post it then.
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You know what you did:P, but it's okay. It was actually a while ago, I just couldn't post it then.
That was my randomness of the night... kinda. I asked someone (no names!) who I should PM, and they said you :MKevil: It's not actually true, if that counts for something :MKscream:
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That was my randomness of the night... kinda. I asked someone (no names!) who I should PM, and they said you :MKevil: It's not actually true, if that counts for something :MKscream:
lol, I know.
Whoever it was must be scared of me to resort to such methods to get me eliminated. They must've known about my weakness for Pudding.:lol:
I'm going crazy. Need to sleep.
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No problems so far. Every now and then, nothing bad. BUT
I woke up this morning and felt good. Really good. Too good. The last thing I remember is being horny. I'm thinking there is a strong possibility I might be out. But I don't know for sure. So just incase I am now going until January 11, so if I did, I still complete a month and if I didn't well better to be safe and stupid than sorry.
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No problems so far. Every now and then, nothing bad. BUT
I woke up this morning and felt good. Really good. Too good. The last thing I remember is being horny. I'm thinking there is a strong possibility I might be out. But I don't know for sure. So just incase I am now going until January 11, so if I did, I still complete a month and if I didn't well better to be safe and stupid than sorry.
*confused* :ONxD: You can't just restart if you failed!!! :ONwahaha:
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Pfft. Rei's right. For the sake of keeping it simple, consider me out if the offcial strugle. I'm still going to keep going though and fill you in on it.
For some reason everytime I see Miki that Toni Basil song starts playing on repeat in my head.
Hey Mickey(same difference) you're so fine. You're so fine you blow my mind.Hey Mickey.
It's really the damnest thing.
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Day 10
Hardest day so far. I knew this day was gonna be difficult when I woke up with a huge morning boner. I got horny for the first time cause I was an idiot and peeped some hot pics. Anyways after having a difficult morning I went to rent some movies and after watching a Ben Affleck movie my mood was totally killed and now I don't feel horny at all. Hooray for Ben Affleck! I will probably start watching Gigli on repeat soon :lol:
Anyways the real Struggle will start next week because Rika's new PB is coming out in a week. But fuck it, I'm ready. I got me some ice water, bitches!
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XD
Ben Affleck + Ice Water won't stop the burning desire for Rika.
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Day 10
The day itself was actually easy. Me, my dad, and brother visited two of my uncles(One's not doing so well health wise). We were all just sitting around talkin' about whatever. No temptation today except for last night. Last night was BAD. I'm still laughin' at someone using Purin to get me out, but that coupled with the Yua Aida clip Guchi uploaded and the shower vid tenkei uploaded, I was really horny all night. When I was lying in bed, I all of a sudden starting thinking about my favorite fetishes. I started on one, then it led to another, and it kept on going. I was listening to Berryz the whole time, but it's not working as well as it was in the beginning.
For the most part, I'm fine thinking about sex during the day because a lot of the time it's hard for me to wank(If I do, it'll be one of those really bad, quick ones where I have to keeping looking over my shoulder), so I'm fine then. The problem is when I'm trying to sleep. Once I wake up though, I feel good. Still thinking about sex, just not gonna wank.
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I'm still laughin' at someone using Purin to get me out
I swear he didn't even remember you were in the struggle and had no idea what I was gonna say until after I found it amusing that you were the name picked and told him :ONdepressed:
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Day 10
None too hard today either (neither it nor I, mostly.) Still working on the ascending to a higher level of perversion. I'm thinking it's probably something like Zen Buddhism.
Koan of the day
A young monk asked master Wan Hung Gai, "Master, what is the sound of a boner slapping no face?"
Master Wan slapped the young monk's face with his boner. The young monk was enlightened.
Difficulty
(http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/908/1083623256769cs0.jpg)
I wasn't expecting it to remain so low this long.
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lol... eyefull tower
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Daigong wanted more drama so......
Day 11
Dear Diary,
Today was a horrible, horrible day and I'm surprised I'm still alive. I had my first ever all night long erection and things only got worse after I woke up. The news about a certain PB preview pictures started a chain of misfortunate events. Just hearing the devastating news made me feel weak and I got all shaky. I spent the whole morning fighting against my urges and just when I was about to give up..... I was saved by school. Going to school has never felt better! In train nobody wanted to sit next to me because all this sexual frustration has made me look like a grumpy old man. I would be losing hair if I wasn't bald. Anyways I thought my mood was killed for good after seeing 10 extremely boring presentations about Key Account Management but boy, was I wrong.
When I got back home I soon realized that my worst nightmare had come true. I opened the JPH!P forum website and saw a thread called Rika Ishikawa 6th Photobook "Oui, mon amour" 18/12 PREVIEWS PAGE 9 & 10!~! (http://forum.jphip.com/showthread.php?t=6795). I started sweating uncontrollably, my hands started shaking and my legs trembling. Even my pet fishes could smell the fear in the air. And then the page finished loading.....
..... 5 minutes later I woke up on the floor. I got up pretty quickly when I realized that I was lying in a pond of drool *yuck*
At that point I knew I had to get out so I went to the local gym. Despite being sweaty already I thought that it would be a good idea to warm up a little bit with an exercise bike. Unfortunately I was once again reminded why I am the lord of the idiots. All of a sudden my mind was filled with lustful thoughts.... After I had left the gym, I heard that the owner of the gym was considering changing the name of the gym from "Pumpin' Iron" to "Gym Of The Rising Sweatpants".
My condition finally got better after I sprayed my.... boys with some ice cold water. My screaming must have woken up the whole apartment. Unfortunately my "boys" warmed up pretty fast and I started feeling uncomfortable again. I knew I was starting to lose it when I heard sirens calling me. The sweet voices told me to go back to JPH!P and enter a certain thread I had visited earlier today. I couldn't resist the sirens and so they took me to the thread where I was then seduced by the one they call "Charmy". After struggling for hours I started begging for mercy. Fortunately the great "Charmy" decided to spare my life and let me go. So here I am, happy to be alive. However I doubt that "Charmy" will be as merciful next time we meet. I don't know what the future holds for me but I have a bad feeling that the struggle has just begun.....
Yours truly,
Masa aka Lord Of The Idiots
p.s. I wanna wank so bad.
p.s.s. If I don't write tomorrow I'm probably already dead.
p.s.s.s. I really, really wanna wank.
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My condition finally got better after I sprayed my.... boys with some ice cold water.
:MKscream:
I cracked up at that! Hope you hold up until the end! But even if you don't :MKlove2:
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What happened to the rest of the cheering squad?
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Day 11
Maybe I have the willpower of, uh, something with a lot of willpower, or maybe I'm so good at masochism I derive satisfaction from not receiving satisfaction (yet not good enough to fail hands-free), but I'm doing fine.
Difficulty
(http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/1003/f634c8a45e43wa0.jpg)
Subliminal penis (it does look like a penis to other people too, right?)
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I continue to patrol the Red Light District watching porn. Yes this does make me want to wank, but I won't. I guess I can wank, but not blow my load.
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What happened to the rest of the cheering squad?
They're around.. I think :MKsniffle:
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Day 12
I'm back in business, baby! I didn't get much sleep last night and I had a horrible morning. I kept fantasizing about Rika pretty much the whole time I was in bed. Fortunately I was saved by school again and ever since I had to leave my house I haven't been horny at all. Anyways I'm feeling confident again! :yep:
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I guess I can wank, but not blow my load.
lol i do NOT recommend this.
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I've still not succumbed to the desire to wank
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Day 12
I wrote a haiku:
In the light of dawn
I behold my erection.
But I stay my hand.
I think I've gotten used to this. Thirteen days will be longer than I've gone for quite some time, but I'm not feeling it now, at least.
Rika of the day
(http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/9632/uzeendamu3.jpg)
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Day 12
Another uneventful day. I went to the post office! That's about it besides trying to study for finals(Which I kept finding reasons to avoid). Right now, I don't feel like wanking at all. I don't know if it's because I've gotten settled in or if I feel so lazy. I've been looking at porn and I even started a thread in the RLD, and I still don't feel like wanking. Tomorrow is my last day of school, so I'm almost certain I've got a few days before boredom will set in. Once that happens, I don't know if I'll wank just from being so bored, or maybe I'll be lucky and feel too lazy to wank. Here's another Rika pic. This one just happened to catch my eye.:P
(http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/3199/rikazc1.jpg)
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Lol @ boner koan.
You guys are claaaaaaaaaazy.
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Day 13
I had my first ever wet dream last night. And I'm talking about the real thing. Sure I have had sex dreams before but I have never actually cummed. Alright so I had a dream where I was at some weird medieval circus and suddenly some random chick started giving me head. I woke up pretty soon after it and I was like "whoa, what a weird dream" and then I realized that there was a huge wet spot in my boxers. I was like "Holy shit! I actually cummed! :shocked: "
Now that I have finally had my first wet dream I gotta say that they fucking suck. I had my first orgasm in almost two weeks and I didn't feel a thing. The only thing I felt were my sticky icky boxers. Oh well at least this should make the Struggle easier for me :P
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Ahum :) Vehicle suspension testing:
http://www.toxicjunction.com/get.asp?i=V1364
Happy watching...:pen_wave:
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That was cool!!
Here's a SUPER STRONG :booty:
http://www.toxicjunction.com/get.asp?i=V1077
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Day 13
Oh well at least this should make the Struggle easier for me :P
Bullshit. I couldn't have been more wrong. I have been way more horny today than I was yesterday. And it's all thanks to Rika. She's driving me fucking crazy :evil:
I need a miracle! Help me, Lord!
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I need a miracle! Help me, Lord!
Did I hear someone ask for a Miracle? (http://img348.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img200508060221586dp.jpg) :ONwhistle:
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Did I hear someone ask for a Miracle? (http://img348.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img200508060221586dp.jpg) :ONwhistle:
Now that's what I call a major boner killer. Thanks, Purin! :w00t:
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Dammit, Purin beat me to it.
Day 13
Still the same shit as the past few days. I'm mostly okay during the daytime, but the real challenge is when I'm trying to go to sleep. Last night I was tossing and turning. I was kind of half awake and half asleep having some dream with some woman trying to pull my pants down. I saw a lot of good looking girls around campus today, I think it was because I was in the same places I usually go to, but at different times. Now is when I think things will get hard. I'm done with school for now and I only work two days a week, so I'll be home with not much to do for quite a while. Aside from bedtime, still not really "Strugglin'".
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Day 13
The situation (IN MY PANTS) has been a bit more volatile than before, but probably because I tortured myself with particularly wild fantasies the night before again. I'm at the point where I sort of want to JERK THOSE NUTS at the moment, but not where I really want to.
Jerkcity of the day (today's)
(http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity2963.gif)
Difficulty
(http://img287.imageshack.us/img287/9442/050714houseap4.th.jpg) (http://img287.imageshack.us/img287/9442/050714houseap4.jpg)
Artistic boobs
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(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a124/mayuaoi/14481.gif)(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a124/mayuaoi/10825.gif)
You guys should be boner free for the next hour or so
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ahahahahaha this is TOO funny.
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Did I hear someone ask for a Miracle? (http://img348.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img200508060221586dp.jpg) :ONwhistle:
Miracle works everywhere...
she's performed more than 3 miracles.
1. Highest Selling Solo H!P artist of the year
2. Made Momusu #1 with Aruiteru
3. Kills Masa's boners
So that means she's qualified (according to our Pope) to become a full-fledged Saint ^_^
Saint Koharu "Miracle" Kusumi boohya
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Lol this thread is the best, I don't think I can join and achieve this. Will leave it to you guys. MINNA GAMBARE NE!
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Miracle works everywhere...
she's performed more than 3 miracles.
1. Highest Selling Solo H!P artist of the year
2. Made Momusu #1 with Aruiteru
3. Kills Masa's boners
So that means she's qualified (according to our Pope) to become a full-fledged Saint ^_^
Saint Koharu "Miracle" Kusumi boohya
Mr. Flubbypuufs agrees.
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a124/mayuaoi/17306.gif)
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Now that's what I call a major boner killer. Thanks, Purin! :w00t:
Or Boner starter for some sick pedo
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Mr. Flubbypuufs agrees.
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a124/mayuaoi/17306.gif)
wth?
Berryz is my boner killer.
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Posting up the least sexually explicit images I can find.. is it working? XD
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a124/mayuaoi/16758.gif)
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This is what I say, think of censors! But ya... January '07 is still 18 days to go!
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Day 14
Last night was pretty hard. I woke up at 3am horny as hell and I just couldn't get Rika out of my mind. Good thing I fell asleep again before anything happened. I have been pretty horny today because I have been torturing myself with Rika pics (I really am the lord of the idiots) . Anyways I have been feeling great ever since I finished watching Big Bullet (great movie btw) and I'm confident that tonight will be easier than last night :)
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.... wow ya'll are really serious about this..
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Morning wood is killing me. Usually normal wanking would've eliminated this problem. But I've yet to expose myself to any boner starting PB's like Taka's 19 PB.
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Day 14
Ai Gokoro isn't bad, either. I nearly failed today. These two statements may or may not have anything to do with each other, but I think I'm staying away from more erotic material for the nonce (wait for the 'oops' post in a few days.)
Status effect of the day
Sexy resistance -65%
Difficulty (peak)
(http://img431.imageshack.us/img431/143/image1b41aadfa0ac11dapu0.jpg)
Making this way too hard for myself.
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^ AWW!! Step away from the Kaorin...
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Day 14
I was busy for most of the day, so I was alright. I looked at a lot of porn last night and just felt like wanking a little bit. I hope this doesn't turn into some kind of resistance to normal porn, forcing me to go into only the nastiest, dirtiest shit porn in existence.:lol:
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Day 15
This shit is getting serious and I was so close to failing today. My whole afternoon was hell thanks to new Rika PB pics. The worst thing was that I had to write an essay and I just couldn't concentrate cause I was so fucking horny. Eventually I got it done but I gotta admit that I almost failed the Struggle and the essay.
I have noticed that evenings are for some reason way easier to me. Ever since I went out around 5pm I haven't been horny at all. However the other symptoms are starting to kick in. I actually got annoyed and frustrated for no reason today. I really hope I don't start snapping at people for no reason, especially in real life. Anyways the half way point is near so hopefully The Struggle will get easier soon :)
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Day 15
Occupying my spare time with Internet chess and Chou Aniki soundtracks has made this easier, but I'm starting to feel the pressure, now.
Weather report (nether regions)
Cloudy-half cloudy, intermittent boners.
Difficulty
(http://img438.imageshack.us/img438/4246/1133088808705qg4.jpg)
Cute, but insane. But cute.
(Anyone know where that shot is from, by the way?)
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Only when I think about it do I get the urge. But I'm going strong.
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Day 15
I don't know if I just like the torture, the pain, or what, but almost everything I've been doing would only make the game harder. I've been saying for the past few days that I would cut back on porn, but I've been looking at tit more. Then I decided to challenge a certain JPH!P member, which led to some funny moments.:lol: It seems I didn't learn my lesson, 'cause I challenged someone else, but she didn't accept. Or did she?:P
The times when I really want to wank are strong, but once they pass, it's like it never happened. So for now I'm still doin' fine, just gotta stay strong.
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I've been saying for the past few days that I would cut back on porn, but I've been looking at tit more.
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Day 16
I have passed the halfway point! ....and that's the only good thing about today. Everything started going downhill after I saw these pictures (http://picroda.jphip.org/src/1166271165810.jpg). Six hours later I was still horny and at one point I had a fucking 30 minute long boner. I have never in my life been as horny as I was today. Right now I'm feeling better but my balls fucking hurt. I wouldn't be surprised if I had another wet dream soon. My nutsack is full of aisucream that wants to get out :P
Difficulty:
(http://img346.imageshack.us/img346/9643/roulettemn7.jpg)
Since this was the most difficult day so far it's time to pull a Mark Messier!
(http://img346.imageshack.us/img346/4595/434messierfans8485detje4.jpg)
My loyal fans and supporters, y'all don't need to worry about me. I guarantee y'all that I will win this shit. My opponents will fall like New Jersey Devils in the 1994 Conference finals!
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Day 16
Much like yesterday, except less chess and less Chou Aniki. I think I've hit a plateau for now; maybe the difficulty will LEVEL UP again in about a week, but it isn't really hard yet.
New achievement in perversion of the day
Boner from listening to an H!P radio show. I look forward to exploring the implications at a future date.
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Day 16
I was horny when I woke up in the morning. I was lying in bed thinking about Nono for a little while, it was nice, but nothing to make me really want to wank. I spent a lot of the morning and afternoon in IRC, but no one was doing antyhing to get me out except for the brief moment Maki showed up.:o Masa was talkin' trash, and tried to get Purin to test me, but I'm still in. I got somethin' for his ass though.:twisted:
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I was watching some Bombaytv movies and decided to subtitle also couple of movies about you. I hope you don't quite the struggle. :D
About Masa
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=14c4c572aec880723d371795473968f1 (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=14c4c572aec880723d371795473968f1)
about arun.yothin
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=b90e0aac74729eb7d96314fc56ed8cf5
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I was watching some Bombaytv movies and decided to subtitle also couple of movies about you. I hope you don't quite the struggle. :D
About Masa
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=14c4c572aec880723d371795473968f1 (http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=14c4c572aec880723d371795473968f1)
about arun.yothin
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=b90e0aac74729eb7d96314fc56ed8cf5
:ONxD: XD :ONxD: XD :ONxD:
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I was watching some Bombaytv movies and decided to subtitle also couple of movies about you. I hope you don't quite the struggle. :D
About Masa
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=14c4c572aec880723d371795473968f1
about arun.yothin
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=b90e0aac74729eb7d96314fc56ed8cf5
LMFAO!
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:lol: chocolate
Night 16
HOLY SHIT am I bored! and ANGRY! Man, I've been tryin' to do stuff for the past few hours, but there's always something that goes wrong, and it frustrates me more than it should. I would really love to wank right now. Just a little while ago, I kinda spaced out at my comp and started thinking some girl. I think "The Struggle" has started for real now.:ONgyaaah:
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:lol: chocolate
Night 16
HOLY SHIT am I bored! and ANGRY! Man, I've been tryin' to do stuff for the past few hours, but there's always something that goes wrong, and it frustrates me more than it should. I would really love to wank right now. Just a little while ago, I kinda spaced out at my comp and started thinking some girl. I think "The Struggle" has started for real now.:ONgyaaah:
Ahahaha, that sucks for you guys now. Masa and U.S.S. John E. Badass and you within a few days! :MKevil:
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I called in some favors from some friends and got a very special message from a very special girl for a very special Struggler. So, just for you MASA, here's a very special message from RIKA ISHIKAWA!!!
http://www.sendspace.com/file/ql2alb
MASA-SAN WANKU
(http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/6149/1166182752224mb1.jpg) (http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/6149/1166182752224mb1.jpg)
WANK MASA!! WANK MASA!!
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Day 17
Deja vu. Again I was horny till like 2pm thanks to all the new Rika PB pics but ever since I took a short nap I haven't been horny at all. I feel like I'm getting sick tho :(
I called in some favors from some friends and got a very special message from a very special girl for a very special Struggler. So, just for you MASA, here's a very special message from RIKA ISHIKAWA!!!
http://www.sendspace.com/file/ql2alb
MASA-SAN WANKU
WANK MASA!! WANK MASA!!
LOL!
The funniest attempt to get me fail ever :lol:
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Day 17
It's getting to me a bit, but no more than yesterday. If I injected anaesthetic into my groin, I'd be walking around with Schrödinger's penis, in a state of potential erection.
Animated gif of the day
(http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/5350/arrhi4.gif)
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.... wow ya'll are really serious about this..
ahahahaha yeah, it's all about entertaining the masses, who knows - maybe you'll join The Struggle next year XD or join the The Anti-Struggle (I gave u Access to The Perv ) :pimp:
Posting up the least sexually explicit images I can find.. is it working? XD
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a124/mayuaoi/16758.gif)
posting pix of The CRACK STAFF helps! BUt I concur!!
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/3023/petaladyyx6.jpg)
LMAO! chocolate, 30 minute boners ARE something to write home about XD
...ahaha arun. STRATEGY!! to bump each other off!! NOW it's a fuckin reality show haha, no one's budging. Each idiot trying to be master of their domain!! WHO IS GONNA SNAP NEXT!! Here we go:
(http://picroda.jphip.org/src/1166339556326.jpg)
I will keep posting in this thread to great maximus that the remaining contestants (where's Rei and arian XD) will need to turn off the sig option HA!
HMM!! IF Masa "wins" The Struggle 2006 - we agreed, he'll coach me next year as he takes a break!! FOR THE STRUGGLE 3! So I gotta make him FAIL!! Halfway point my ASS, Bring on THE MAKING OF DVD FOR "Oui, mon amour" (http://forum.jphip.com/showthread.php?t=6795&page=28) :pimp:
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...ahaha arun. STRATEGY!! to bump each other off!! NOW it's a fuckin reality show haha, no one's budging. Each idiot trying to be master of their domain!! WHO IS GONNA SNAP NEXT!!
:lol: Forget these little journal updates, we should start doin' video confessionals. I wanna see Masa break down and start crying in the middle of his.
(http://picroda.jphip.org/src/1166339556326.jpg)
Day 17
Almost nothing worth reporting today. I woke up kinda horny but it passed really quickly. Then I started thinking about what I'm gonna do for the Anti-Struggle and actually felt a little like going for it now. That feeling passed in the same minute it came. Nothing else happened. I was so bored that I actually watched "Meteor Man" all the way through.:punchballs:
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I had dinner with a girl I'm friends with and used to date. I was too busy looking at her body I got wood. I would've wanked later at home but didn't. 2 weeks to go!
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Season Greetings from Las Vegas :)
(http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/6459/lasvegas4x0816x9hdtvlolyt5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/4928/lasvegas4x0816x9hdtvlolxq9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(They had a minutes long snowball fight, and I have it in hq also :))
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Day 18
Same ol' bullshit. Again I was horny in the morning because I got the Rika PB Making Of DVD (new Rika stuff seems to come out in the morning) but right now I feel great. I have been mad busy today and right now I'm too tired to even think about wanking. I have a bad feeling that I will start strugglin' again once the winter break starts because I will be spending more time at home. Usually I feel horny before going to school but when I get back I have no urges at all. My school is such a boner killer :lol:
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Day 18
Easier. In contrast to Masa, this may because I spent all day at home. I feel like that's eliminated not only my sex drive but my drive to do anything that requires more effort than making a sandwhich.
Who cares, really of the day
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The late night wood is never good. My nuts will explode unless I release.....ARGGGH!
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JUST GIVE IN THUNDERDUCK!
Day 18
Nothing much to report about today. Did some training early in the morning at then took a nap in the afternoon. Then after I woke up I watched a couple eps of The Shield, so no urge at all to wank.
GIVE UP TDUCK
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Day 19
Easiest day since the first week. I have been mad busy today and I haven't even been horny since yesterday morning. I guess all the stress and tiredness have killed my libido temporarily. The only time I felt something was when I watched the Rika PB Making Of DVD again but I didn't get nearly as horny as yesterday when I saw it for the first time. Anyways I hope this shit gets harder in the future because The Struggle just ain't the same without strugglin' :lol:
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Day 19
Anyways I hope this shit gets harder in the future because The Struggle just ain't the same without strugglin' :lol:
at least you are doing reports :)
girls shouldn't be allowed in this. they don't have the "urge" (boring) :MKsleepy:
except for shirenu she's awesome :)
too bad she's out already.
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Day 19
This is silly. Boner count today: 1 (self-inflicted as a routine equipment check). I feel just about ready to forfeit because this isn't challenging enough to feel worth continuing. At least it gives me an excuse to use the word 'boner' on a daily basis.
Difficulty
(http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/4825/attamaiijb0.jpg)
Not all there.
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Day 19
I was kinda down last night, and I thought it would be a good idea to wank to cheer myself up, but I didn't. I was too preoccupied with other shit to really want to. Nothing much happened today except one odd thing. One the bus ride home from work, I dozed off and had a really hot little dream about Avy Scott. Then on the walk home from the bus stop, all I could think about was fucking Avy.
WANK YOU FEWLS
Some people need to start trying to get the rest of us out to make things more entertaining.:lol: They don't even actually have to work,(Hell, look at all my attempts:P) just do 'em for fun.
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girls shouldn't be allowed in this. they don't have the "urge" (boring) :MKsleepy:
LOL... Yeah right.
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Soooo, how's it been going for you Ms. Rei-chan?
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LOL... Yeah right.
well... neither you nor arian wrote anything about it :pen_sleep:
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well... neither you nor arian wrote anything about it :pen_sleep:
I haven't written anything because it would all be the same thing, repeatedly writing "No urge" or "Nothing happened today". And I'm sure that would get boring and/or annoying XD Heck, I wouldn't want to type it anyways, haha.
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I haven't written anything because it would all be the same thing, repeatedly writing "No urge" or "Nothing happened today". And I'm sure that would get boring and/or annoying XD Heck, I wouldn't want to type it anyways, haha.
Thank you for proving my point to Rei-chan :)
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Day 20
Alright so I was pretty fucking horny today but being horny ain't even the worst thing anymore. The worst thing about the Struggle is that it makes sleeping difficult. I simply can't get more than 6 hours of sleep a night anymore which ain't enough for me. No matter how tired and sleepy I am, I just can't sleep more than 5-6 hours. And I know it's Struggle related because I haven't used any caffeine in December nor have I been taking naps. This shit has been going on for about a week so I'm feeling pretty fucked up right now. Oh well, it's not really a big deal since my Christmas break starts tomorrow and I can sleep whenever I want.
Oh yeah, I received some devastating news today: I might actually get Rika's new PB before Christmas :(
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Day 20
Well, today morning wasn't quite like my previous status report. Except the number of boners. But I survived.
Difficulty
(http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/7687/hellogirls17885cropso4.jpg)
Medium. Small. Small medium? Does dowsing count?
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Thank you for proving my point to Rei-chan :)
Girls might not get "urges" as super often as apparently you guys do, but that doesn't mean they don't have them. Plus, that also varies a lot from individual to individual, aside from being male or female. lol
Heck, I wouldn't want to type it anyways, haha.
Ditto XD
Anyways, the winners will be the real strugglers lol If youre not struggling there's no point. I agree on that.
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Girls might not get "urges" as super often as apparently you guys do, but that doesn't mean they don't have them. Plus, that also varies a lot from individual to individual, aside from being male or female.
QFT.
Ready2, you're not a girl right? Then you shouldn't assume things you don't know. ;)
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Day 20
It seems like the day itself is never really a struggle for me, just certain parts(usually when I go to bed and when I wake up). That's when I'm at my horniest. Even if I see a hot girl out in public, it's kinda hard to think about her when I'm with a friend or something, so I don't have strong urges then. It's just at home late at night when the urges get strong because I have more privacy to sit at think about whatever as much as I want.
The game was getting a little boring for me because I wasn't having too many urges, but that all changed a few days ago! Someone's been doing a great job of making me Struggle. She put some hot images in my head, and now they're stuck there. I've always had trouble going to sleep at night, but now I don't know if it's the same or it just feels different because of The Struggle. When I'm in bed, all I can think about are all kinds of fantasies. What's weird is, when I lie down and some sex fantasy goes through my head, I usually fall asleep, but that never happens at night. It just keeps going and going, getting hotter along the way. It's hard to not think about it, 'cause it's just so hot.
I wonder if posting pics of myself will increase Rei's and arian's urges. Probably not. lol
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QFT.
Ready2, you're not a girl right? Then you shouldn't assume things you don't know. ;)
It doesn't matter.
My post was meant to be a provocative one to get you girls to post in the thread since it's getting boring reading about a bunch of guys struggle. But since appearantly you don't struggle and even if you do, you aren't willing to write about it, so I stand by my point that girls entering this kind of game is boooooooooooooring :)
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Now if we could get Ooishi Moe to join the struggle.... think about what would happen after a month! :)
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Day 21
Deja-fucking-vu. Again I had a difficult night, I was horny in the morning and now I don't feel a thing. My winter break starts tomorrow so I gotta find something to do to keep myself busy. I'm afraid that boredom will make the last 10 days hard. Well, that and THE photobook I got today.... :sweatdrop:
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Day 21
Feeling the urge today. Foxy Fungo scans up (thanks, daigong!). There may or may not be a connection, but I think I mis-estimated the level up point and am starting to dread the prospect of days 28 and up.
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Day 21
I was horny from something I read last night, so when it was time for bed I was really horny. It wasn't bad though, I was thinking really hard about it and then I just fell asleep at some point. I don't remember my dream relating to my thoughts at all(The only thing I recall is a jackhammer?), but when I woke up, I was really horny and I felt like looking at some Jenna Haze porn. Then this morning I was looking at some Jenna Haze stuff and felt a little like wanking, but my brother was home, so I knew I'd be paranoid about him walking into my room, so I didn't. I had a few sex thoughts here and there, and since I was home I let 'em run. That turned out to be a bad idea. I started cleaning my room to take my mind off of it, and it worked. Then I got the FOXY FUNGO scans, and DAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNN. I just couldn't resist, even though I have my own copy coming the mail very, very soon. I'm starting to get urges in the daytime now, but they're not nearly as strong as the ones at night. There are just too many conditions that would make for a good jerk. But, I gotta keep my eyes on the Prize.:ONfarofflook:
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Day 21
I was horny from something I read last night, so when it was time for bed I was really horny. It wasn't bad though, I was thinking really hard about it and then I just fell asleep at some point. I don't remember my dream relating to my thoughts at all(The only thing I recall is a jackhammer?), but when I woke up, I was really horny and I felt like looking at some Jenna Haze porn. Then this morning I was looking at some Jenna Haze stuff and felt a little like wanking, but my brother was home, so I knew I'd be paranoid about him walking into my room, so I didn't. I had a few sex thoughts here and there, and since I was home I let 'em run. That turned out to be a bad idea. I started cleaning my room to take my mind off of it, and it worked. Then I got the FOXY FUNGO scans, and DAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNN. I just couldn't resist, even though I have my own copy coming the mail very, very soon. I'm starting to get urges in the daytime now, but they're not nearly as strong as the ones at night. There are just too many conditions that would make for a good jerk. But, I gotta keep my eyes on the Prize.:ONfarofflook:
If it helps go sleep with your parents; that'll surely keep you in check.
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Wow, an update!
Day 21
I went through my copy of Hanabi again today, just to pass some time and certain pictures on there really gave me the urge XD I blame Rika's ass and tummy entirely!
But I managed to forget about it by distracting myself with my new DS games, haha.
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Day 22
(http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/3166/1166796855362ad4.jpg)
:shock: ---> :sweatdrop: ---> :punchballs:
....anyways finally less than 10 days left! :w00t:
Day 21
I went through my copy of Hanabi again today, just to pass some time and certain pictures on there really gave me the urge XD I blame Rika's ass and tummy entirely!
Daaaamn girl, I know you are saying that just to tease me XD
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Day 22
I have found enlightenment by ceasing to look for it. I see masturbatory potential all around me in a way I could not a mere week ago. This might be a problem once the novelty wears off.
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Day 22
Damn, I already typed up a post for this, but I guess I closed the window thinking I already posted it. Anyway, yeah, I think I'm Strugglin' now. All I can think about, besides, sex, is the end.:lol I just waiting for 2007 to get here.
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Daaaamn girl, I know you are saying that just to tease me
Err....that's partly true! :lol: But quite unintentional, haha.
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Important Announcement: there will be no Struggle in March 2007 (http://forum.jphip.com/showthread.php?t=7494)
Because I would fail during the first week :P
Err....that's partly true! :lol: But quite unintentional, haha.
I knew it! Oh well, I guess you have to live up to your rank title ;)
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Day 23
Nothing new under the sun. Rika is still driving me crazy and I was really horny today but I'm getting used to it. I gotta admit that I'm really frustrated right now and I was feeling a bit down today :(
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(http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/3166/1166796855362ad4.jpg)
:shock: ---> :sweatdrop: ---> :punchballs:
H-O-L-Y-S-H-I-T :shock::shock:
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Day 23
Easier. I felt so confident I inflicted some pornography on myself again. I am in a state of Zen acceptance of my boner. It does not need to be jerked; it simply is.
Rika of the day
(http://img445.imageshack.us/img445/8332/rika145931pmagc7.jpg) (http://img445.imageshack.us/img445/5691/rika145931pmnt3.jpg)
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Day 23
Like the others, it's been the same ol' stuff for me, just getting a little stronger each time. I get urges and I want to wank, but they seem to be getting stronger. I was lucky last night because I was only awake in bed for about an hour, so I wasn't awake as long as I usually am. The only difference is that I seem to be a little more impatient, which is not like me. Yesterday I was trying to make some awards, and I was getting irritated at how long things were taking to load. Everything seemed to be taking forever. I'm cool now,though. I still would just love to wank.
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Day 23
Yui/Erika dreams the night before did not help, I kid you not! >____>
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Day 23
Yui/Erika dreams the night before did not help, I kid you not! >____>
Details plz.
I had like no urge today, now I'm Strugglin'. There should be a mood option that says, "IN FUCKING PAIN":P
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Details plz.
Do you honestly want to lose this contest? :lol: If not, don't ask until after it's finished, haha.
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Do you honestly want to lose this contest? :lol: If not, don't ask until after it's finished, haha.
Can I just have the start. It'll hurt, but I like the pain.:punchballs:
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Can I just have the start. It'll hurt, but I like the pain.:punchballs:
Very well!
Erika and Yui decide to be little bitches to me and of course invited themselves to my house for a slumber party. They know I'm in the room with them, and Yui decides to be a tease by making out with Erika on my bed, and of course, both are wearing the skimpiest sleep-wear possible (Yui in the tiniest shorts and tanktop ever, and Erika in a see-through lace trimmed slip). Then they invited me in to join them...bitches I tell you! >____>
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Erika and Yui decide to be little bitches to me and of course invited themselves to my house for a slumber party. They know I'm in the room with them, and Yui decides to be a tease by making out ...
That's how far I got!
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Do you honestly want to lose this contest? :lol: If not, don't ask until after it's finished, haha.
What about those that are no longer in the contest? :P
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Rika wants everyone to fail, if you don't she will be sad and quit H!P
(http://www.eyeballcancer.com/gallery/albums/Rika6thPBpreview/rika07.jpg)
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What about those that are no longer in the contest? :P
You guys get nothin'. That's your punishment for having no self control.:P
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Day 24
The worst morning ever. The scenario was this: I was home alone for a few hours, I was already horny as hell and then I happened to see some hot Rika-pics :sweatdrop:
I have never been closer to failing before. Good thing I had to wrap up some presents and that's probably what saved me. Anyways I have been fine since 3pm and right now I don't feel horny at all. However I'm afraid that I'm gonna have another wet dream soon :(
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Day 24
Christmas celebrations with the family are hardly erotic.
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Day 24
Last night, I pretty much gave in. After some talking, I just decided I was gonna wank. I was about to get everything ready when I just stopped decided to hold off for a minute. I went into chat to try to get me out of the mood but it didn't help much(Thanks a lot, guys:P) It was about 5AM when I decided to go to bed, but I couldn't sleep because I keep going back and forth deciding if I wanted to wank. Throughout the day I've been thinking about it, but not that much. I won't tomorrow either because I'll be visiting family most of the day. I know the urge will come back, and probably stronger, too. lol I won't wank tonight because the last time I had a great wank, I thought about it for a long time the next day, and I don't want that happening when I'm with family. I'm really close to throwing in the towel. I know it's so close to the end, but the urge is just so strong, and hey, there's always next year.:lol:
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Day 24
Last night, I pretty much gave in. After some talking, I just decided I was gonna wank.
I didn't hear this part XD
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Day 23
I am in a state of Zen acceptance of my boner. It does not need to be jerked; it simply is.
Lol man this is worthy of quote of the year, serious. You deserve an oscar or something XD
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Mid-Day 25
Last night was horrible. I thought I'd be safe watching The Shield. It's got a bunch of guys beating up other guys. But then this really girl appears, and the whole time she was in the show she was wearing a really low cut short and short skirt. It didn't make me want to wank, but it didn't help anything.
Later on, I had other things on my mind so I thought I wouldn't having any urge to wank, but it passed and all hell broke loose. I was too tired to go back online, but not tired enough to fall asleep. Once again, all I could think about was sex. I don't know how long it lasted exactly, but I had a boner for most of the time I was listening to Berryz's 2nd album. It sucked even more because I usually sleep on my stomach, which made having the boner even worse. Then I had another boner for a long time when I woke up this morning. I'm fine for now and will be when I'm out visiting people today, but I don't know how it'll be when I go to bed tonight.
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Christmas Wank!!!
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I wish I could have a Christmas wank.:(
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Day 25
Complete opposite compared to yesterday. I haven't been horny at all and I even browsed RLD a bit. I'm feeling like a motherfucking champion right now :yep:
Christmas Wank!!!
You lucky girl :P
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No no... you got it wrong... Ahaha.... I was telling you guys to have a Christmas Wank!
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Day 25
The list of things I want to masturbate to come January is growing long, but failing during the last week would be silly. Still easier than day 22.
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No no... you got it wrong... Ahaha.... I was telling you guys to have a Christmas Wank!
Yeah, surrrrrre! :P
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lol arun.yuthin aka Yoake no Senshi is out~!
now lets all think of a Struggle theme song...
I'm thinking something like the blues...
I'm sitting here strugglin...don't know what to do... (blues riff)
Got my hands off my pants...but can't keep my mind off you...
Oh yes...baby I'm...baby they're blue...
Blue for you
think Bad to the Bone music...lol
but we can call it...Blue to the Balls music lol
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^AHAHAHAHA!!! That was great, RionZ XD
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Day 25
I thought being with family today would kill the urge, and it did while I was there, but it came right back when I got home. I went into IRC and joked around for a bit. There was some talk about Haado Gei and Masa and then some other stuff. Some people tried to keep me in the game, and it seemed to help. I got a sudden urge to play some Guilty Gear so I grabbed my stick and played some matches. After about 20 minutes I got bored but felt great. I had absolutely no urge. I felt like I could go the distance until the boredom set in again. I didn't know what to do and I started reading some PMs. (I don't even remember why I even went to it) Then I said, "Fuck this and fuck The Struggle". I took off all my clothes, grabbed the lotion, and got some tissues and started beating like mad. I was going and it felt so good that I couldn't stop. Then two people IM'ed me. I didn't want to stop but I knew that if I didn't say something, they would just keep bothering me, so I got rid of them, but I still felt like I had to finish what I started...
(http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/8463/lolzaf5.jpg) (http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/8463/lolzaf5.jpg)
It was a while ago, but I'm still feelin' it.
I would've liked to have made it to the end, but it was getting so bad, I just couldn't take it anymore. I easily could've gone the distance, but I fucked up with all the porn and cockiness. I'd watch or read some stuff, and after not feeling like wanking, I thought I was invincible. I laughed at it at first, but after a while it started to take it's toll. After a while, the thought of losing just couldn't outweigh how good I would feel. I know there were only 6 days left, but it would've felt a lot longer. I hope I don't regret this once I come down off the high.:lol:
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Day 26
(http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/1997/it170325bgi9.jpg)
I got my swagger back! Today was slightly harder than yesterday because I teased myself with some porn but right now I'm feelin' so confident that nothing can stop me. I feel like a fucking champion and I think I have finally gotten over Rika. I hope more people fail soon cause it just makes me stronger. A glorious victory is waiting for me so kiss the ring, bitches :yep:
(http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/3981/movieinvinciblevx6.jpg)
I will officially change my name to Masa The Invincible next monday :twisted:
(http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/8463/lolzaf5.jpg) (http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/8463/lolzaf5.jpg)
*laughs at arun*
Awww man, seeing that picture always warms my heart :lol:
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Day 26
Oh, yeah, I was still doing this. It's too late to lose. Is it not nobler in the mind, after all, to face the blue balls and frustration of outrageous abstinence than to take arms against a sea of boners and by masturbating end them?
Well, I suppose it isn't normally, but it's different when it's your pride on the line.
Erika is hot, too of the day
(http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/8831/hellogirls25244sgv7.jpg) (http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/8704/hellogirls25244tf7.jpg)
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The Aftermath
Almost 24 hours after my first wank in 25 days, and I still feel good. I wanked one more time before going to bed and was felt like going for one more, but I was starting to fall asleep by then. So I did when I woke up later. I've been in a much better mood today. I wasn't overly happy or anything, I just feel better in the head.:P
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THUNDERDUCK: are you still the master of your domain? We need updates, dude!
Day 27
Pretty easy. For some reason I haven't really been horny since the Christmas morning. I guess I'm finally getting used to this shit. Better late than never, eh? Anyways I'm pretty excited because there's only 4 days left. I have a feeling that we are going to have 4-5 winners this year because I doubt anybody's gonna fail at this point.
Day 26
Oh, yeah, I was still doing this. It's too late to lose. Is it not nobler in the mind, after all, to face the blue balls and frustration of outrageous abstinence than to take arms against a sea of boners and by masturbating end them?
You better fail, dude. This country ain't big enough for two winners ;)
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Day 27
I am currently too drunk to feel like wanking, and also too drunk to respond to Masa. Also drunk enough to have entered a no drinking in January challenge (I must be insane.) I can only hope I'm not quite drunk enough to be hung over in the morning.
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I am still- IN! I've yet to give in to my inner demons and wank away. I did peruse some porn mags the other day. Everything still works, got wood, and had to distract myself to put my soldier "at ease".
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Day 27
I'm still in, that's all XD It's Yui's birthday, so I had the urge to a while ago in...."celebration of her", but I managed to distract myself yet again with some new DVD's I bought, haha.
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Day 28
Well, counting the days until it's over, now, but it's only three. If I had felt like today all month, I might not have made it this far, but I can stand on my hands for three days if that's what it takes to keep them away from the wrong place. I've as good as won already.
Difficulty
(http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/1208/bird055035sap1.jpg) (http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/8792/bird055035ph3.jpg)
Sophisticated drawing
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The times are killing me. I need to RELEASE! Also, watching Maria Ozawa, isn't making things easier.
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^WTF?! Don't watch porn! Didn't you learn anything from me and sits? Only 3 days left.
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I can't help it. I'm addicted to J-Porn :(
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Ahahahahahaha! TD will probably last, though~ You two (was SITS last year?) didn't :P
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Ahahahahahaha! TD will probably last, though~ You two (was SITS last year?) didn't :P
Although I don't know if they had the same forces working against me.:P
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I'm still in the game. Tormented though by late night wood and dreams of naked women, I persist. I need to have a hot Yossi fantasy. Hmmmmm.
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Day 28
Still pretty easy.....
Day 29
....but the night was fucking horrible. I had like 4-5 sex dreams last night and I was close to cumming each time. I don't really wanna have a wet dream at this point because it would ruin the first post-Struggle wank. My system seems to have realized that I'm not gonna cum voluntarily and that's why I keep having sex dreams. Oh well, at least I haven't been that horny during day time so the last days should be easy. I still don't wanna have another wet dream tho :(
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I had an amusing dream last night. I was attending a Biyuuden concert and Masa appeared onstage to hump Rika's leg.;)
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Day 29
I have been pretty horny today but it's not a big deal because I'm already used to it. I gotta admit that watching American Pie: Naked Mile was pretty fucking painful thanks to all the hot naked chicks. Anyways I can't believe there's only two days left. I thought that this month would never end :lol:
I had an amusing dream last night. I was attending a Biyuuden concert and Masa appeared onstage to hump Rika's leg.;)
:shock:
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Day 29
Repeating day 14 or what was it, here. It started with some innocent pornography and before I knew it, I had whipped myself up to where I was just about ready to say fuck it and just jerk myself dizzy already. But through a gargantuan feat of willpower, I prevailed. My fantasies are making every effort even now to soar to new heights of depravity (It was Miki-sama, in the pantry, with the seven-armed candelabrum), but as long as I keep away from volatile material, it ought to work out.
Difficulty
(http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/824/1152425705386sid8.jpg) (http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/553/1152425705386il5.jpg)
Sexy motherfucker shakin' that ass
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I got my issue of Bomb in the mail today. Lots of hotness, and reasons to wank, excluding the Berryz Article.
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Day 30
Only 25 hours and 39 minutes left!!!
I have been teasing myself with Rika and random naked ladies so I have been really horny today. Overall today has been the 2nd most difficult day so far but only because I wanted to make these last days as hard as possible. Right now I wanna wank to like 10 different ladies at the same time :P
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(It was Miki-sama, in the pantry, with the seven-armed candelabrum)
Holy god :shock:
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28 hrs. till Maximum Spankage!
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Day 30
So, nearly there, now. I've been taking it easy today, occupying my mind with matters less carnal. It's the calm before the storm. The storm of boners. But no longer will they go unjerked. The mind, having once asserted its dominance will once again subjugate itself to the matter. Stoicism will give way to instinct. The floodgates shall burst with...
Right. I mean to say, there's no way the coming day will prove an insurmountable obstacle.
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^ that was beautiful :cry:
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Day 31
FUCK YEAH!
I'm gonna join the Anti-Struggle in about 7 hours ;)
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Joining in @ 13 hrs. Screw the New Year, I just want to wank!
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I thought December was quite a long month. God only knows how it must feel for you guys :D
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Since I won't be online anymore this year, I want to congratulate everyone who's still in :) amazing performance and I couldn't have done it myself.
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Charmy bless you all...
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(http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/685/1164495350178hu9.jpg)
Just a little longer, loves :heart:
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Christ, it's over! :o Well done guys. You're my heroes.
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(http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/3281/cum0cmwl6.gif)
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And the start of anti-struggle begins for the rest of the year.
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Yay! It's over, I'll take a prize for the Strugglers in Central Time Zone! Now time to get some quality porn for quality time!
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Mission accomplished
If I were a Greek hero, I'd be Testikles. I am not doing this again.
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This thread is nuts. :lol: Or well, it was. Congrats to the "winners"!
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How did your first wank feel? :P
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This thread is nuts. :lol:
That deserves a (http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/rimshot.gif)
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IT'S OVER!
But hey, I could go on for a while I think XD Nah, I think I'll go do it now! The clock says it's "Arian's Private Time" anyways *hurries off and locks the door*
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Private time.. ~___~
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How did your first wank feel? :P
One of the Best Feelings EVER!
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This looks... extremely difficult, speaking as one who goes at it nearly daily. o.o;; (and I've joined a month and a few days too late to join in on the erm.. challenge.)