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General => Sports => Topic started by: Foxy Brown on November 18, 2006, 03:25:03 PM

Title: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Post by: Foxy Brown on November 18, 2006, 03:25:03 PM: Former boxing champion Mike Tyson is to become a male escort after agreeing to work at legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss' new legalised brothel for women. (http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2006/11/16/mike_tyson_to_be_a_prostitute?full=1)
Title: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Post by: DashReiza on November 18, 2006, 04:03:48 PM: LMAO!!!! Now that was something I was NOT expecting. jeez, what a world we live in.......gone from the world's youngest and greatest to a lowly male prostitute. Whelp, that's life. hehehe
Title: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Post by: HiME on November 18, 2006, 04:11:14 PM: Ew. Who would pay for him.
Title: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Post by: shadowstar on November 18, 2006, 04:59:30 PM: Excuse me while I go barf in the bathroom! :o
Title: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Post by: Sexykago on November 18, 2006, 06:00:01 PM: LOL! I always knew he was a whore! XD
Title: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Post by: Foxy Brown on November 18, 2006, 07:45:06 PM: Quote from: HiME;237793
Ew. Who would pay for him.

What woman wouldn't jump at the chance to get with a man who was too mentally unstable to hold down a job punching people for a living?
Title: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Post by: HiME on November 18, 2006, 07:54:56 PM: ^ ah, said like that... :lol:
Title: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Post by: reyfer on November 18, 2006, 08:39:33 PM: ^and besides, some women just love for a man to bite their earlobes :ONkekeke:
Title: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Post by: LovelyMermaid on November 18, 2006, 09:13:35 PM: ugh, ok then XD This is certainly...uh...different :D
Title: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Post by: Masabi on November 18, 2006, 09:30:24 PM: Gross.
Title: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Post by: MikMix04 on November 19, 2006, 07:41:04 AM: Quote from: reyfer;238005
^and besides, some women just love for a man to bite their earlobes :ONkekeke:

took the words right out of my mouth.
Title: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Post by: chera on November 19, 2006, 09:29:49 AM: I wonder if this affects his K-1 deal.

He gets paid to beat guys and bang girls.... sounds like my dream job! :)
Title: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Post by: prettylovely1 on November 19, 2006, 02:09:38 PM: EW-A. Yucktastic.
Title: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Post by: Thimas X on November 20, 2006, 01:53:59 AM: ROFL

"She has high hopes for Tyson, once heavyweight champion of the world - despite the fact he is a convicted rapist."

Mike Tyson the big stallion...rofl.

I would think it would be every girl's dream to get screwed by Mike Tyson. Dude is prolly a beast in bed! I mean...any man that boxes is prolly a beast in bed! YOU CAN PUNISH AND PUNISH AND HE'LL JUST KEEP COMING BACK!!! 10...20...30...60 ROUNDS!
Title: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Post by: THUNDERDUCK on November 30, 2006, 02:19:32 AM: Ahh. It's a hoax. Hundreds of women heartbroke
Title: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Post by: nazokage on November 30, 2006, 04:39:22 AM: wth mike tyson will do anything for money how crazy
Title: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Post by: pikapikapika on December 04, 2006, 04:05:22 PM: It's probably a good idea though, isn't he a convicted rapist? :X
Title: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Post by: Thimas X on December 05, 2006, 01:06:39 PM: rofl

Some women have a convicted rapist fetish.
Title: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Post by: anirudh on December 29, 2006, 01:10:48 PM: i think tyson has ruiend his carear ....and he is in debt of 300 miliion $
Title: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Post by: daigong on December 30, 2006, 04:06:40 AM: You forgot to mention he just got caught with white powder all over the dash of his car XD
Title: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Post by: Angelus on December 30, 2006, 05:03:58 AM: Does he have a big penis? It matters in the business.

Not that I would know.....
Title: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Post by: Shibo on December 30, 2006, 05:39:59 AM: The cocaine bust would have made it perfect.. Too bad the male prostitute story isn't true. Mike Tyson the crack ho? lol. Millions of women deprived of the chance to hear Mike Tyson whisper sweet nothings in their ear.. With his squeaky voice.. Ok, I don't even want to imagine what that horrible voice would sound like in a brothel.. It would scare away all the other customers, they'd need some good sound proof rooms, haha.
Title: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Post by: watchtower on December 30, 2006, 12:59:58 PM: Quote from: anirudh;269879
i think tyson has ruiend his carear ....and he is in debt of 300 miliion $

He had some "help" from Don King.
Title: Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute
Post by: Nobodylikeher on December 30, 2006, 05:34:16 PM: well legends r legends.. ppl like maradona diego and maybe even michael jackson often ruined their ownselve...