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Title: Farts causes US plane to be diverted
Post by: idiotboy on December 06, 2006, 08:40:08 PM
An American Airlines plane made an emergency landing in Nashville after passengers reported the smell of sulphur from burning matches.

The matches were found on the seat of a woman who had attempted to conceal the odour of flatulence with the matches, Nashville airport authorities said.  (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6213644.stm)
Title: Farts causes US plane to be diverted
Post by: MikMix04 on December 07, 2006, 10:10:09 AM
LMAO...
Title: Farts causes US plane to be diverted
Post by: Masabi on December 07, 2006, 07:14:08 PM
Wow that title is really .. well, it's a good way to use English to make it sound more serious than it really was.  Poor woman though...
Title: Farts causes US plane to be diverted
Post by: MurasakiNeko on December 07, 2006, 09:52:13 PM
Not very smart is she?

I'd be pissed if my plane was diverted... Airports are a nightmare enough.
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Post by: pikapikapika on December 07, 2006, 10:07:06 PM
At least she didn't light her fart.
Title: Farts causes US plane to be diverted
Post by: StreakInTheSky on December 07, 2006, 11:02:22 PM
HAHA wth... good going
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Post by: jkpark78 on December 08, 2006, 01:40:28 AM
puhaha.. i thought girl farts are supposed to smell like roses?
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Post by: A1 on December 08, 2006, 01:52:44 AM
My question is this, how in the hell did she get matches on the plane?
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Post by: JTRIX on December 08, 2006, 03:11:25 AM
This sounds like some good gags for Family Guy!
:lol:
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Post by: leonheartx on December 08, 2006, 04:08:51 AM
rofl, wow.... i bet every passenger on the plane hates her now
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Post by: ferrar1 on December 13, 2006, 10:01:59 AM
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She was carrying safety matches, which the TSA allows in carry-on luggage.

The matches are not allowed to be struck, however.

then why the hell are they allowed on the plane?!
Title: Farts causes US plane to be diverted
Post by: Blu-Cherri on December 13, 2006, 06:52:40 PM
^ probably for people that only have hand luggage(if they're only going for a short time)
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Post by: Foxy Brown on December 13, 2006, 07:08:50 PM
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then why the hell are they allowed on the plane?!


Didn't you watch Fahrenheit 911? It's for the people who want to smoke as soon as they get off the plane.
Title: Farts causes US plane to be diverted
Post by: lifemuslim92 on December 13, 2006, 11:29:24 PM
XD pity aeroplane,it suffered the most lol....