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The Hello! Project Fanfics => H!P Fanfics => Topic started by: Tanachan on December 17, 2006, 05:32:18 AM
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Okay, this was a random fanfic idea I thought about while talking to wordsworth...hope you enjoy this!
Chapter 1: How it began
-2006 Berryz Summer Tour-
The girls were eating dinner. The girls had planned to go out for sushi and ramen, but Sugaya had too much of a stomach ache to see fresh sushi. So, the girls ate ramen back in their rooms. Since Sugaya was holding them back, they thought they should get her back for keeping them in.
*knocking*
"Who is it?" the youngest Berry asked to an unknown figure whose silhouette shadowed out from the blurred door window. It seemed to have 6 heads. She thought eerily of what it could be. Nah, it couldn't be something too bad... she thought. So she opened the door and...
Six pillows slammed right into her from every angle, and six squealing girls ran in with takeout containers galore, and many DVD videos. Chants of "Party! Party!" were heard from inside the room, as a dumbstruck, frazzled Sugaya was still comprehending the whirlwind that was her bandmates. Suddenly, with the whirlwind came the urgence of vomit, and the girl ran into the bathroom and got her head over the bucket without a second to spare.
"What's the meaning of this?"
"We thought we'd give you some company tonight" the tall one yelled back over the booming crescendo in the beginning of the new "Ribon no Kishi: The Musical" DVD they were watching. Saki picked up a ramen container and handed it to her Kouhai. She put in a packet of special spices, as did the rest of the girls. The girls happily devoured the classic dish, and miraculously Sugaya felt well enough to do the show they had scheduled that night. So, the DVD was turned off, and the girls stood up.
"Race you to the door, Momoko!" Yurina yelled
"I know I'm going to lose, but okay"
Saki stood on the side with her handy racing gun, which she figured she'd keep due to the often occurance of a race.
"3...2...1...GO!" the short girl yelled, and with that they were off. Yurina jogs to the door.
"Haha Momoko I...AAAAH! MOMOKO? How'd you get here so fast?"
"I..uhhh...well...one second...I was there...and the next...I was here watching you finish!" Momoko attempted to explain.
"GRRR! I LOST THE BET!" Chinami yelled, and smacked her fist (accidentally) through the table. Expecting for it to hold her weight, she fell through following the punch.
"Holy crap!" Saki yelled, noticing Miyabi falling through. "Okay...girls. I know this is freaky, but we have to go the the concert. Ready? Remember: Momoko, no running onstage. Chinami, don't punch crap."
"Got it." the two agreed in unison.
With that, the 7 Berryz left, with Yurina slamming the door shut...right into Suudou's face.
"Ugh, sometimes I think they think I'm invisible..."
But she was. She looked down, but saw none of herself. The girl shrieked.
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"Did we forget anyone?" Risako asked her senpai.
"Okay...Uh-oh, we forgot Suu-"
A shriek was heard from behind them.
"-dou"
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Two words: mysterious and :ROTFLMAO:
I love the this short introduction and the way you write it without revealing too much information. XD
I love your humour too..
Btw, it's another Berryz fanfic FTW!!! I love reading Berryz fanfic.
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LOL!
i think imma enjoy this. XD
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OMG Super Berryz YAY this looks fun, weeeee more more.
Chinami with super strenght oh boy, and Momoko the flash.
Oh yes this will be fun, can't wait to see what else you have in mind
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ziggurat: Yay! I feel cliched.
cheesesticks: Hopefully you will.
Loser87: FWEEEEEEE! And my brother is scratching his butt AGAIN.
Drako60: There's more still planned for Chinami and the other 4 Berryz
Yay! New chapter starts...*grabs popcorn* NOW!
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Chapter 2: Utaban...Fun for everyone! (except Saki)
As Momoko had arisen, she woke up in a bed not her own. She looked around in a daze at her unfamiliar surroundings, only to find Kumai on the edge of her bed drinking Milk Tea.
"Damn, that felt good last night, Momoko..." the tall one exclaimed.
"EEH? Did...did we...uh...ummm..." the older asked her kouhai.
"No, smart one! We got massages after the show, remember?"
"Oh yeah! That did feel good..."
Suddenly, the evil duo burst in, and screamed "FIRST UTABAn, YAY!", only to be followed by a pouting Captain.
"What's wrong Saki?" the 4 asked in unison
"I'm gonna be the new Mari...so NO ONE shall speak of the lockers or they shall have the punishment of Photoshopped pictures and FRIDAY" the oldest threatened.
The girls stared at each other with a look of surprise, not experiencing that much anger at any point she's been called short.
"Well...at least if you're the new Mari, I'm the new Kaori" Yurina thought through. "Damnit, I don't want to get constantly smacked in the face!"
Unfortunately, their manager walked in.
"Girls, we have to get going to the studio for the new single promotion."
Suddenly, Yuko appeared out of nowhere. Well, actually she had the room right next to Yurina's since they were all on the same tour schedule.
"Since your van seats 5, who wants to ride in mine?"
"NOT ME!" the 5 yelled from in the room.
"Okay so lets see...Chinami, Suudou, your turn to ride in the obacchanmobile!"
"FUCK!" The words "Yuko" and "driving" in the same sentance can even bring swearing from an H!P kid. It's amazing how bad one's driving can be, isn't it?
"Come on! My driving's not THAT bad!"
"Well it brought the accent out of Reina and nearly killed Miracle-chan!" Momoko yelled out pointing at a randomly observing Yuuyami.
"No, no, it didn't..." Yuko attempted to cover up while pushing Yuuyami out the door.
As the previously weak one got mad, Suudou started noticing something. Chinami's clothes started to become gradually tighter, and she grew taller an moch more chiseled. She grew and grew and her skin turned a bright yellow, when suddenly Suudou finally realized it...
"YELLOW HULK!!!" she screamed and ran away.
Chinami looked down, and saw Yuko still laughing about Chinami's unfortunate fate. So, she kicked the eldest out the door, and came back down to normal size now that her anger was released.
"Damnit...sometimes I feel REALLY short..." Saki muttered. She began to get angry, but didn't turn into the Yellow Hulk. Instead, she grew to a height of 5'9".
"Damnit! How'd you get taller than me?" The tallest asked the previously short one.
"I dunno...must be my power..." She reached over to pat the now second tallest Berry, who was across the hall. But she didn't have to reach. She just stretched.
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^ lol, a new and funnier chapter!!
I don't quite get some part, I guess I'll reread it till I fully understand.
The yellow hulk is quite creepy XD and whose the one that kick yuko, is it maasa or chinami?
btw, good chapter and keep it coming!!
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It's Chinami. Suudou ran away from Chinami at that point, and therefore away from Yuko. Sorry if that was unclear.
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So, Chinami kick Yuko and she return back to her original form? I though the one that became Hulk is Maasa right?
Chinami looked down, and saw Yuko still laughing about Chinami's unfortunate fate. So, she kicked the eldest out the door, and came back down to normal size now that her anger was released.
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oic, this line describe like it's Maasa who turn into Hulk.
As the previously weak one got mad, Suudou started noticing something. Her clothes started to become gradually tighter, and she grew taller an moch more chiseled. She grew and grew and her skin turned a bright yellow, when suddenly Suudou finally realized it...
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Roffle, I got a mention in your story XD~! That's the best thing ever, Saki having the power to stretch. But can she also shrink further than she normally is? :]
-can't wait for the rest-
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hahah this is great, oh man this is going to be funny.
yellow hulk hahaha, oh man I can't stop this is great.
Yuko's crazy driving woot *goes and hops in Yuko's car* alright lets go
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When you were telling me about this in MSN I knew that this was gonna be an instant classic. Keep it up man. XD
Yuuymi even made a special appearance! :lol:
I hope the camo outfit you were telling me gets an appearance as well :P
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You are insane man, lol. I think I've mentioned before that I'm not much into the kids but I like the story anyway.
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ziggy: I went back and changed that.
Yuuyami: Yes, you did. Every good fanfic salutes at least one GOD.
Drako60: Get ready for the mass genocide of anyone in the streets...aka Black Friday of Street vendors!
wordsworth: As long as the camo outfit's not on Tsunku, Takaaki or Nakai, I'm good with puttin' it in.
Loser87: Mine did when I was writing it...at like...12:30 am.
rndmnwierd: Hopefully more cameos soon...both stars and authors...*points at Loser* HOLY CRAP! LIVING CHEESECAKE! ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!
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Chapter 2...continued...
(Begin skit)
-FANFIC STUDIO-
"Step away from the light, Chinami!" Eri said.
"Steal my lines, why don't ya?" the Eri clone from OCG stepped in, slapping the one from SuperBerryz, while the Eri from The Lines are blurred was trying to make out with herself from the one in Nobody knows it (just cause she loves herself).
"Okay girls, stop fighting. and remember to keep the Yukos away from ea-" Chinami explained as two SUVs flew over their heads, with beer flying out the back, and a few very scared girls inside hanging on for dear life.
"WHEEEEEE~!" the two drivers screamed.
"Too late..." a scared as shit Chinami sighed.
(End skit)
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The REAL Chapter 2 continued...
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how did i only jsut discover this!!!
for some reason it makes me think of fantastic four lol. at first though, with Maasa vanishing it made me think of Buffy.
CAN'T WAIT for the rest, there aren't enough BK fanfics out there, there really aren't!
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Roffle, Eris from all over the JpHip fanfic universe fighting XD
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Eri from different multiverses?! Good thing there wasn't one that came from the other fanfic area :lol:
But hey, a few more days left. XD
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Everyone attempted to hop out of the obbachanmobile after being bound and thrown in by the eldest.
"I now see why Reina was snapped back into her accent..." Yurina yelled at Yuko.
"Come on...it wasn't that bad..."
"This is your fault..." Risako said while attempting to point a finger at Yuuyami. She had only this to say --->:ONgrr:
The girls finally got out of their bindings, and got their beatings on Yuko. As they walked in in their gooey-tape-residue cover outfits, Yurina started poking herself.
"Hee hee! It tickles!" she said in her ignorant manner.
"Come on people! Five minutes to showtime!" Just as a producer said this, a shiny set wheeled by.
"Be there in a min...OOH! Shiny..." Yurina randomly spoke in even more ignorance as she chased around the set.
"Okay...3...2...1..."
"Hey everone! Welcome to Utaban! For the very first time in Utaban history, please welcome...BERRYZ KOUBOU!" The 7 walked out something like this...
:kgreat:
"Yurina...what's with you and the ceiling?"
"Shhh! I'm watching the stuff up there!" At this point she recieved a big laugh. Suddenly, Takaaki started staring up there with her!
"Holy crap...it's amazing how easily you two are entertained!" Risako yelled from the end of the table near Nakai.
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"UTABAN TOKU BATORU!!!!!!" he yelled as the girls were divided into two groups, and Yurina kept staring at the ceiling.
"Okay...this time we have a guessing game for you 7. The person who you have to guess will be brought in behind a curtain, and you will have to guess who it is. Winning team will get the person on their side to help them guess the next one. Takaaki explained.
"Okay. First one!" Nakai yelled, as the light shone on the curtain. The silhouette of a short, skinny girl with long hair appeared.
"Hold up people..." Yurina said to her team, magically being snapped out of her ADD phase.
"If Saki's power is growth, I think I have an idea of what mine will be..."
"And that would be...what?" Suudou asked, as Yurina shrank down to 1/8".
"AAAH! Where'd Yurina go?" Nakai asked as Yurina slipped under the curtain, saw who it was, and slipped back.
"Right here!" she said from behind the others. "And it's Maiha Ishimura, our former bandmate."
The curtain lifted to reveal no other than the 8th Berry.
"NO FAIR!" the other team yelled.
"What do you mean no fair?" the host interrogatively looked at scared Momoko while asking this.
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Thanks for taking my comment. You are a nice person.
I lol at the intro skit XD beer flying!
I'm still wandering.. did Yurina got psychic power?
Nice one!! I'll wait for the continue.
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ah cool chapter!
Yurina was well random @_@ lol
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Updated people! And ziggy was wrong. She can SHRINK!
And Blu-Cherri can expect more Yurina *moments*
Remember, when guessing powers, think about strengths, weakness, and physical attributes. For example...
Since Chinami is the weakest, she is the hulk.
Since Momoko is the slowest, she has super speed.
Since Yurina is the tallest, she can shrink.
Since Saki is the shortest, she can grow.
Since Suudou is the least known, she is invisible.
Since Risako is the most known, she can *insert guess here*
Since Miyabi can go the higest well-sounding pitch, she can *insert guess here*
Hint: One involves summons, one involves breaking stuff.
First person to guess the last two will get me to write the next chapter and will get...something!
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Updated people! And ziggy was wrong. She can SHRINK!
And Blu-Cherri can expect more Yurina *moments*
Remember, when guessing powers, think about strengths, weakness, and physical attributes. For example...
Since Chinami is the weakest, she is the hulk.
Since Momoko is the slowest, she has super speed.
Since Yurina is the tallest, she can shrink.
Since Saki is the shortest, she can grow.
Since Suudou is the least known, she is invisible.
Since Risako is the most known, she can *insert guess here*
Since Miyabi can go the higest well-sounding pitch, she can *insert guess here*
Hint: One involves summons, one involves breaking stuff.
First person to guess the last two will get me to write the next chapter and will get...something!
Make people forget and take sound away? Maybe?
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Well, if you're basing this on existing superhero powers, I'd guess that Miyabi would have a similar power to Banshee, i.e. super-powered voice that can break stuff. Risako's power seems less obvious, cause it's hard to think of a power related to being well known, unless it has to do with persuasion (telepathy? hypnosis?) or changing your appearance (shapeshifting?)...
I wonder who will be the villain...
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lol, I'm really bad with guessing..
I'll try a shot.
Since Risako is the most known, she can *hipnosis?* (got same opinion with Slack)
Since Miyabi can go the highest well-sounding pitch, she can *produce noise?* (lol, I don't know!)
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i have to agree with Slack, Miyabi's is probably sonics or banshee type voice, Risako projection, illusion, persuasion, thats a tough one.
Good chapter though, please keep them coming
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Risako probably have something to do with getting more attractive. Maybe she'll shine so bright she'll hurt everyone's eyes XD Or be of fire element.
Miyabi can probably have the power of voice changing. So she can sound like Tsunku and get everyone else in H!P to do things XD~!
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First person to guess the last two will get me to write the next chapter and will get...something!
But you already told me about their powers in MSN.:ONstoned:
Risako can...
Miyabi...
I don't want to be a spoiler though.
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ON@_@:
"Yurina...what's with you and the ceiling?"
"Shhh! I'm watching the stuff up there!" At this point she recieved a big laugh. Suddenly, Takaaki started staring up there with her!
"Holy crap...it's amazing how easily you two are entertained!" Risako yelled from the end of the table near Nakai.
:ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO:
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lol! This is a such a cool idea....Super Berryz!! I think u worked out the powers pretty accurately so far....i cant guess the last 2 though...im too drained from homework @_@
This would make an awesome anime too....XD
I is excited for more ^.^
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Slack got Miyabi right and no one's gotten Risako yet. wordsworth, Loser, don't spoil!
Risako can summon w_ _ _ _
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*Vanna White walks out* *trips on her dress*
w_ _ a _
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Oh hell. Wotas XD
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LMAO.
So Risako is like a warlock/necromancer.
She summons legions of dark creatures without lives.
Again, lol.
Or is it more like Aquaman summoning fish to do his bidding?
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Yep. Yuuyami and Slack got it. And as an extra, wordsworth is her right hand man lol. The chapter shall be coming...EVENTUALLY!!!!
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CRAP. I wrote this kind of like raspberrygashes, no planning and on impulse. And now moi has writers block. And I need ideas to start my creative juices flowing. Anyone?
And there can be couples, just no pervs, i'll be bitch-slapped and banned to hell.
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Seems to me that the most important thing this story is missing is a villain. Since Risako can summon wotas, evil wotas (as in Detonator M) are probably out. Maybe someone else in H!P then...?
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Maybe someone coudl be taking stalker photos and risako could summon wotas to save her???
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Sailor Moon?
Idols by day, superheroes by night? -roffles-
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I have one villain planned already, and thanks to Slack, a second based on Yuuyami's idea and the Skit idea with fighting universes. Blu Cheri, I'm not sure about that since it is kind of wordsworths idea but...*smacks wordsworth unconscious* OH WELL! And Yuuyami's idea was kind of what I thought except they use some stuff during the day...
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Chapter 3.1 Mini Skit!
"I love you Risako"
"I love you, my prince"
Suddenly the wrong Gomaki burts in. OF course, the one from SHe's Da Man.
"WHAT THE...RISAKO? AND PRETTY BOY?"
Suddenly, Reina from OCG comes in.
"Maki...come on! We gotta..." she looked down.
"O.O;;;"
Matsuura walks in
"HANDS OFF MAKI!!!"
Tan from OCG walks in
"I thought you were mine!" And suddenly Rika from OCG kills everyone for being within 5 meters of Miki, an Orochi.
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3.2 The Explanation
"Well, it's like this...Risako was feeling sick one night so..." and the band explained it.
By the end, The Professor had the asylum on the phone, Takaaki was going "LALALA! I'M NOT LISTENING" and Nakai just wanted to see all the powers.
"Don't believe us? Show 'em Saki!" as Saki grew to an enormous height, and picked up the professor like a flea. He soon emptied his bladder all over himself.
"I WANT MY MOMMY!:ONfrustrated: " he screamed.
"So Risako and Miyabi haven't found their powers yet?"
"Nope"
"Okay...I can only guess on Miyabi's power. Hit a high note."
She took a deep breath and belted out a B sharp two octaves above the treble. It broke the windows, and the camera. And the Professor's glasses stabbed him in the eye.
"AAAH! IT BURNS!:ONfrustrated: "
Risako got mad from all the noise, so mad that fat, lifeless, H!P obsessive creatures popped out from the ground and started to anger.
"Where do we want to attack, mistress Sugaya?" a skinny man by the name of wordsworth asked.
"The professor"
"Okay boys, Maasara na BLUE JEANS, Balalaika, Koi Kana, Ai Araba, THE Peace, Warrachao yo BOYFRIEND. DO IT NOW!!!"
And they attacked him.
"This'll never make it to air..." Takaaki sighed.
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Thanks for not mentioning the MANPOWER! Special Generation Meccha Holiday I wish Robokiss attack. I get to use it in my next appearance :lol:
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lol, such a mess at utaban. I don't know any appropriate words to describe this now. Keep going Tanachan!
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lol, cool chapter!
waiting for the next ^^
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Whoo! I made a comic~!
(http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/3340/adayasrikaxr3.th.jpg) (http://img176.imageshack.us/my.php?image=adayasrikaxr3.jpg)
And another skit!
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Skit 4.1
Miki from Twelve days of H!P: What the heeeeeeeeeeeeel?
*Mako from Doki Doki walks in between Aya and Miki in the tree* *runs into it*
Miki: *falling on a direct path into the Axe* AAAAAAAHHHH~~~~!
*GAMmobile speeds in, runs over Aya, deploys emergency soft items*
Miki: *falls on them*Thank god~!
Yuko: *runs into it all in her car* WHEEEEEHEEEEE!
Miki: *flies into the rafters* *gets stuck in a light*
Miki: Oh well, it could be worse...*rafters fall onto Too Young set* *pretty boy and Risako walk off wrapped in a sheet*
Both:What the heeeeeeeeel? *run into Yuko who's had one too many coffees suprisingly*
Yuko:COFFECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEEILIKECOFFEEILIKE COFFEEILIKECOFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHEEEEE! *bounces off the two and into JPHiP*
Dmm and Himalia: MINE~!!!!!!!!!!
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Skit 4.1
Miki from Twelve days of H!P: What the heeeeeeeeeeeeel?
*Mako from Doki Doki walks in between Aya and Miki in the tree* *runs into it*
Miki: *falling on a direct path into the Axe* AAAAAAAHHHH~~~~!
*GAMmobile speeds in, runs over Aya, deploys emergency soft items*
Miki: *falls on them*Thank god~!
Yuko: *runs into it all in her car* WHEEEEEHEEEEE!
Miki: *flies into the rafters* *gets stuck in a light*
Miki: Oh well, it could be worse...*rafters fall onto Too Young set* *pretty boy and Risako walk off wrapped in a sheet*
Both:What the heeeeeeeeel? *run into Yuko who's had one too many coffees suprisingly*
Yuko:COFFECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEEILIKECOFFEEILIKECOFFEEILIKECOFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHEEEEE! *bounces off the two and into JPHiP*
Dmm and Himalia: MINE~!!!!!!!!!!
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4.2
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"Well, that was fun" Yurina said from one end of the table, watching Kagaku-kun being put on a stretcher after all his pain.
"Mmhmm. You want to go get some ramen guys?" Momoko asked.
"NO!" Everyone replied in unison.
"Tell ya what guys, we'll have a contest as an Utaban studio exclusive." Nakai offered. "A test of everything, including everything between 16th century Brittany art to Britney Spears"
"What's in it for us?" Saki asked the elder.
"A round of Ice Cream on me."
Suddenly, all were interested.
"First question! Who invented the radio? And remember we are picky"
"Marconi!" Yurina buzzed in. Followed by a buzzer and a dumping of raw fish on her head.
Risako buzzed in. "Tesla! Marconi was the first to get a patent." Ding! And a spoonful of Ice cream.
"Next! Run to the camera and back GO!" and they were off! Momoko, followed by Yurina, followed by little odl lady, followed by she appaears to be a alcoholic, followed by oh my god that's Nakazawa Yuko, followed by someone get her, followed by Saki. And no it appears that Nakazawa Yuko has stepped onto the race course!
Of course, Momoko won it, and Sugaya had fish dumped on her for being in last.
"next! Random question! Name the two reasons Morning Musume went into the Mechaike classroom!"
Saki buzzes. "Performing Shabondama...and...uh...well..." BUZZZZZZ and a dropping of fish.
Momoko buzzes. "Filming Shabondama performance and a Quidam commercial!" Ding. "Well, the Standings please? Well um...it appears even though three questions were asked, we have a seven way tie! Uhm...someone get my bank account~!" And so, Nakai cringed behind the seven ravishing girls skipping down the street with their counterparts in C-ute singing "Munesawagi Scarlet"
More to come~!
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4.2
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As Kagaku kun is wheeled off in a stretcher, he attempts to call his beloved in his time of need. Unfortunately for him, Rika's on her PMS. The girks, Nakai, and Takaaki sit out on the front steps of a building, their posture not unlike school-age kids in the South Bronx, the building not looking much of an argument.
"Tell you what girls" Nakai kun piped. "If there's one thing Takaaki and I have learned through this show, it's that girls LOVE Ice cream. So how would you like to all go out for some?"
"Sure, sounds good to me" Saki, the now tallest, and leader of the group announced rather matter-of-factly.
"Me too, I've had a craving for Ice cream all day!" Risako stated. The other 5 agreed one by one, and soon they were all on their way to a sugary paradise.
As they walked in, Takaaki got a table while Nakai took the 7 little girls to the order counter.
"Okay lets see, two triple fudgy happy clown vanilla chocolate chip cookie dough double mint russian white chocolate tower of doom" Nakai ordered, remembering his TV partner.
"One eight level ice cream hot fudge banana split" Saki asked
"One ass on an ass ass backwards sundae, with extra whipped cream" Momoko and Chinami split.
"One Suggahi Sundae with extra walnuts, cherries, and caramel" Miyabi demanded
"One Tokyo Tower Banana Split with hot fudge and strawberries" Yurina ordered.
"One Sherbet deluxe, with 2 raspberry, 1 lime, and 1 strawberry, please" Suudou asked.
"And the Doki Doki Juuhachi Sai Ai cone, please" Risako finished.
"The total with our 75% TV personality and 25% Idol group discount is...0 yen"
"Whoo~! No change in my wallet size!" Nakai cheered while the 7 giggled.
As the eight headed back, they sampled each others ice cream, which was served to them by v-u-den in Playboy Bunny suits.
"Holy crap, Chinami! The chocolate in that sundae is rich! What is it, 75% Cacao chocolate?" Suudou asked.
"Actually 82%" Momoko interjected, too cutely. Suddenly, out of nowhere Tsuji popped up.
"Hey girls, hey boys, mind if I join you?" Tsuji asked, enjoying her eight layer ice cream.
"Sure, but how'd you get here?" Yurina inquired.
"No one told you I can sense 8 layer ice cream from as far as the distance between Beijing and Tokyo?"
"Nope" the 9 answered in unison, looking at Saki
"What? I like it too!" the leader yelled, spitting out a bit of ice cream on Momoko.
"Eeeew!" Momoko shouted, flinging a piece of ice cream at Yurina. Who in turn yelled out "FOOD FIGHT!!!!!" and the cafe turned into Pandemonium. Everyone shooting ice cream at everyone, people covered in sugar, and the fat lard in the center of it trying to eat it all.
Suddenly, C-ute walked in, and Yajima took a big piece of ice cream right to her brand new make over and perm (Kids, never enrage Maimi without a will signed and without a parent's consent. And remember, It's all fun and games until Maimi gets hurt. Then it's hilarious). A blood curdling scream rang out through the small parlor, as Yajima broke even Miyabi's ears with its high pitch. She screamed in rage, tearng down the door on her way out to reign her 15 minutes fit of rage on the world.
She threw mass crowds into walls, took TV's to school buildings, and even caused a natural disaster known to the US as Hurricane Katrina AND Rita.
She kept on this fit of extreme rage until she broke into the FRIDAY building, destroying the doors on her way in. She destroyed her way into the elevator, waited a few minutes to appreciate the elevator music, then went back into her fit of rage into the FRIDAY HQ.
"What's wrong dear girl?" A silhouette shroudered in darkness, haloed by an eerie glow asked the young Yajima.
Between sobs the young girl muttered "Those bitches...ruined my makeup"
The shadow man got up to console the girl. "Tell you what, my darling. If you come to work with me as an agent on H!P, I will make sure these "bitches" never harm you ever again"
"Never...be harmed...again?"
"Never, my dear" he muttered, as Yajima let out an evil cackle. Suddenly, and almost too reminiscently, the heavens cracked in white lightning as the camera zoomed out on the evil laugh of Yajima Maimi, the newest FRIDAY reporter
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*stabs you with a fork* You're crazy. :P
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XD I know. And for the record, I like Yajima, so her fit of rage was hard to write.
And the Suggahi sundae was one thing a friend and I sold to tired people on a summer day. It was a vanilla scoop, a chocolate chip cookie dough scoop, a dark chocolate scoop, a mint scoop, and a brownie and a banana. We only sold one. And it all melted.
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Lol, the first four scoops sound okay, but brownie and banana?
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It wasn't given the name "Suggahi" for nothin'! And new chapter coming soon, to eventually be in this post, but gotta pack right now.
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I can't lie...this chapter made me hungry XD
I'm freezing but now I want ice cream. Suudou's sounded amazing. Yay for sherbert! *makes a mental note to go look for some*
Love the random Tsuji appearance. Those are always great. Her food sense must have been tingling
Yajima's temper tantrum was hilarious XD Throwing mass crowds into walls and such. Gotta love that...but but...she joined FRIDAY...noo! That sucks >.O I hope someone can bring her back to the do-gooders
Write more...it's not a request. It's a command :P