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The Hello! Project Fanfics => H!P Fanfics => Crack-to-Go => Topic started by: Shoko on December 18, 2006, 02:16:51 AM
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I should be working on Love Is Timeless BUT OH WELL. I feel the need to write something. This is just going to be where I place random one shots, parodies and other nonsense.
DEATH OF H!P: Tsunku vs Wota
Wota: WTF Aika won the auditions!?
Wota #1902: LET'S KILL TSUNKU
Wota: YES LET'S
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Tsunku: I haet auditions. It's the same every time. Oh well, Imma goning to start writing Momusu's 32nd single.
Wota: *burst through the door* HOLD IT RIGHT THERE
Tsunku: What the--
Wota: *kills*
Tsunku: *dies*
Wota: VANISH NO JUTSU *dissapear*
***
Yuko: *drinking beer* I love Fridays~
Yuko's cellphone: *rings*
Yuko: *answers* Hello, I'm 33, sexy, and looking for a nice person. Unless you're Nacchi.
UFA: Yuko, Tsunku's dead. You're in charge of H!P now.
Yuko: Thursday night at Shibuya Love Hotel? Single bed? Sure, I'll be there. Wait. You're not Nacchi, are you?
UFA: Um..
UFA: No. I'm not. Yuko, you need to start writing Morning Musume's 32nd single, C-ute's 1st offical single, and Morning Musume's 10th anniversary single.
Yuko: *drunk* You seem nice. Let's make babies.
UFA: Get some sleep, Yuko.
Yuko: Can I sleep with you?
UFA: What
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H!P: Eh? Obachan is in charge now?
Yuko: Hello, my name is Nakazawa Yuko and I have a raging addiction to pornography-- wait. I MEAN. I AM YOUR NEW LEADER AND RULER! WE SHALL START BY OVERTHROWING SINGLE CITIES, THEN COUNTRIES, AND EVENTUALLY: THE WORLD! *evil laugh*
Koharu: BUT THEN I'LL SAVE EVERYONE! BECAUSE.. I.. AM.. MIRACLE-CHAN! *cue nude transformation sequence*
Sayumi: But I thought you were Batman.
Koharu: *still the same*
Yuko: What's the difference?
Koharu: I HAVE ACTIVATED MY MIRACLE-POWER! YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR ME!
Yuko: OBACHAN KICK! *kicks Koharu*
Koharu: WHAAAAAAAAAA! *runs away crying*
Miki: So much for Miracle-power. Aya, can I grope you?
Aya: SURE YOU CAN <3
Yossie: Wait. Is this a HelloPro meating, of an evil dictatorship conference?
Eri: It wasn't an alien convention?
Yossie: I dunno
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Nacchi: Yuko. You need to shape up. Tsunku-san wants H!P to stay together, right? You'll just make it fall apart. Oh, and PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON WOULD YOU?
Yuko: *in bra and panties* So my huge bust doesn't mesmorize you?
Nacchi: NO >_>.
Yuko: Too bad eh.
Yuko: *dies*
Nacchi: WHAT THE HELL
Koharu: Whoops
Nacchi: YOU DAMN--
Maimai: Koharu-senpai, I think they were just about to.. um.. you know..
Koharu: Eh? What do you mean?
Maimai: Well, when two people love eachother very much--
Nacchi: WTF. Are you really ten?
Maimai: In cat years nya.
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H!P: *at Yuko's funeral*
Yossie: She was a good evil dictator. Too bad we couldn't have overtaken Japan though, eh, Reina?
Reina: Yeah... Anyway, who'll be the leader of H!P now?
Atsuko: Me, right? Cause I'm only one year younger than Yuko.
Ayaka: Really? Yuko seems younger than you..
Atsuko: GEE THANKS AYAKA.
Ayaka: No porblem.
UFA: ATTNETION. THE NEW LEADER OF HELLO! PROJECT IS.. HAGIWARA MAI!
Everyone: WHAT
Maimai: Does this mean that I'll die, too?
Airi: What are the chances of that happening?
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Maimai: Morning Musume-senpai, the title of your 32nd single is.. Usagi to Hana
MM: What
Maimai: The lyrics go like this..
Maimai: The rabbits go hop hop hop
Amongst the flowers
The rabbits go hop hop hop
Amongst the flowers
The flowers are
Pink, white, and red
The flowers are
Pink, white and read
There are many flowers
And not as many rabbits
There are many flowes
And not as many rabbits
Hop hop hop
Amongst the flowers
Sayumi: Waaaaaa~ Kawaii~~~
Yossie: I'm too old for this.
Miki: I wanna be a soloist again.
Ai: GRADUATION PLZ.
Risa: I wish I could write my own songs..
Aika: I'm scared..
Eri: My sanity. My precious sanity. I can feel it. It's slipping away.
Reina: Wow. I feel stupid.
Maimai: Koharu-senpai, the title of your 3rd single is.. Suki yo FOREVER
Koharu: Oooh, a love song!
Maimai: The lyrics go like this..
Maimai: *CENSORED*
Sayumi: Waaaaa~ Kawa-- wait no.
Yossie: WTF
Miki: Now THIS is more LIKE IT
Ai: GRADUATION PLZ.
Risa: Hmph. I want to write my OWN songs.
Aika: I want to graduate now ._.
Eri: FASTEST. GRADUATION. EVER.
Reina: Even Fukuda-senpai lasted longer..
Koharu: Well. So much for being targeted towards kids. I might as well become the second Goto Maki.
END
I dunno. I was on a high. UM. I BLAME THE SUGAR.
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Are you sure it was sugar? :P
Anyway, I enjoyed your story :D
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Yes. It was the sugar.
Yuko: I wanna get married.
Nacchi: Yeah, but you're in H!P. You like.. can't.
Yuko: But what if I got married to someone in H!P..
Nacchi: I know where this is going. And no.
Yuko: Eh? Nacchi, what are you talking about? I was joking.
Nacchi: Really? *crosses arms*
Yuko: Yes. What was that about, though?
Nacchi: Nothing.
Yuko: Eh? Nacchi, do you want to marry me~?
Nacchi: No D:
Yuko: But you said~
Nacchi: Nooooooo
Yuko: You can be my Mr Moonlight =D
Nacchi: I hate you.
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-dies of laughter-
Love Yuko's persistance XD
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There's never enough Yuko/Nacchi love~e <333
(even if I'm more fan of Yuko/Kei :o I enjoy any first gen pairings, wut)
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LOL!!XD
Most hilarious one-shots ever:lol:
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If Usagi to Hana ever gets produced it will be the first,last and only MM single I will ever buy. What? It's a nice song."The rabbits go hop hop hop..."
Yuko needs more love.:tfr9a7wg:
"...Amongst the flowers..."
Hey, is there a chance you can show us the lyrics for Suki yo FOREVER? I might consider buying it as well.
:MKgrin:
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Hey, is there a chance you can show us the lyrics for Suki yo FOREVER? I might consider buying it as well.
I would, but it's kinda.. illegal :(. Maimai has a dirty mind. But the outfit for the single is.. Koharu in a black leather outfit. With a whip.
jk XD
Kei: Damn, why do I always get shafted :(
Ayaka: At least they still don't call YOU Pucchi Moni D:
Mai: I know eh. What next? Country Musume?
Ayaka: I KNOW! WE COULD TEAM UP AND MAKE OUR OWN GROUP!
Kei: Would Hagiwara-chan approve?
Mai: I dunno. We could all just graduate and join AVEX.
Ayaka: But.. Yossie..
Mai: OR WE COULD JUST REVIVE PUCCHI MONI :D
Kei: With Yossie and Maki?
Ayaka: Best idea.
Mai: Coutnut Moni?
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Coutnut Moni?
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Country Musume + Coconut Musume + Pucchi Moni :)
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Double posting but I have a Yuko/Nacchi xmas comic to post :D
(http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/8392/yukonacchixmaszd6.jpg)
I blame Yuuyami >_>
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lol I must quote Eri on this one for my reaction to your story "My sanity. My precious sanity. I can feel it. It's slipping away." lol but forget about sanity, I was giggling like an insane person! :panda_argh:
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Lol >o<
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Roffle, kinda took my idea, but oh well, love Nacchi's reaction at the last panel XD
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Nacchi's doorbell: *rings*
Nacchi: Who could be calling at TWELVE AM? *opens door* Hello?
Yuko: NACCCCCCCCCHI~
Nacchi: Should've seen this coming. What the hell do you want?
Yuko: *sniffing* I--I-- I made some-- pudding--
Nacchi: What the?
Yuko: And--And-- MY DAD ATE IT *wails*
Nacchi: Relax. I'll make you some pudding.
Yuko: *stops crying* Really?
Nacchi: Yes, I'll make you some pudding. Actually, I have some made.
Yuko: MIDNIGHT SNACK! MIDNIGHT SNACK!
Nacchi: You act too childish for 33. Someone could mistake you for Hagiwara.
Yuko: At least I'm not an old fart.
Nacchi: True.
Yuko: Now make with the pudding, bitch.
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Yuko: *eating pudding* Bleh desu
Nacchi: You wanted it.
Yuko: BUT I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT
Nacchi: Well it's not like you'll BLOW UP or something *rolls eyes*
Yuko: Actually, it goes straight to my thies
Yuko's thies: *xbox hueg*
Yuko: And then I blow up
Nacchi: Wait wha-
Yuko: *asplode*
Nacchi: Wait that wasn't the pudding. That was the bomb I was going to give to Tsunku. Oh well. That'll teach me to put sweets next to explosives. *sigh*
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@Yuuyami: Yeah, it was based off of your Miki-Yossie comic XD. Hey, it was 10PM at night and I was out of creative jucies :P
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SPONGEBOB!!!!!!!!:ONxD: :ONxD: :ONxD: :ONxD: :ONxD: :ONxD: :ONxD: :ONxD:
Lol. All of this stuff makes me laugh...and...if I can't buy Suki yo FOREVER, then...:rocket: :rocket: :rocket: :rocket: :rocket: :rocket: :rocket: :rocket: :rocket: :rocket: :rocket: :rocket: YESH! I finally have use for this icon lol
and yes, I know I over-abuse smileys.