JPHiP Forum

General => General Discussion => Topic started by: Ayabie on July 05, 2005, 08:30:10 PM

Title: What an idiot... XD
Post by: Ayabie on July 05, 2005, 08:30:10 PM

This is most likely a fake, but I laughed anyway. I've heard a lot of depserate attempts at people wanting to lose their viginity, but this takes it all. :lol:

(http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/6443/dumbass4fn.jpg)

Title: What an idiot... XD
Post by: TheQuickening on July 05, 2005, 08:34:43 PM

BUUUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 :damnfunny  :lmao:  :damnfunny  :lmao:  :damnfunny  :lmao:  :damnfunny  :lmao:  :lmao:  :damnfunny  :lmao:  :lmao:  :damnfunny  :lmao:  :damnfunny  :lmao:  :damnfunny  :lmao:  :damnfunny  :lmao:  :lmao:  :damnfunny  :lmao:  :lmao:
That's GOT to be fake!!!  I mean, c'mon, no one is THAT stupid, are they?  I mean, hot, melted butter (8 minutes in the nuke, remember) on the gooch and he DIDN'T think she'd get burned?!?!?
 :damnfunny  :lmao:  :damnfunny  :lmao:  :damnfunny  :lmao:  :damnfunny  :lmao:  :lmao:  :damnfunny  :lmao:  :lmao:  :damnfunny  :lmao:  :damnfunny  :lmao:  :damnfunny  :lmao:  :damnfunny  :lmao:  :lmao:  :damnfunny  :lmao:  :lmao:

If he IS that stupid, the moron's never gonna get laid!!!

Title: What an idiot... XD
Post by: Ping on July 05, 2005, 11:46:46 PM

Hahaha, oh man, 2 n64 games for sex? Then he burns her with 8 minute melted butter haha :lol:
No wonder he's a virgin.

Title: What an idiot... XD
Post by: Kenji on July 05, 2005, 11:54:03 PM

It's gotta be fake...no one's that retarded. :lol:

Title: What an idiot... XD
Post by: Thimas X on July 06, 2005, 12:00:06 AM

:lmao:  :damnfunny  :cheers Butter?! LOL How did the ppl respond?

Title: What an idiot... XD
Post by: CD-Rose on July 06, 2005, 03:13:02 AM

Amateur! That is why they have foreplay, then there is no need for lubrication (you arouse your partner by stimulating the clitoris). Obviously this guy had no clue what the hell he was doing. Spit , vaseline or lotion would have done the job.

Title: What an idiot... XD
Post by: kuno_thunder on July 06, 2005, 03:58:11 AM

Butter?  That's fuckin' hilarious!!!  Everyone knows that lard is the shit.... :lol:

Title: What an idiot... XD
Post by: Purpus on July 06, 2005, 04:14:17 AM

Hmm, I wonder if that girl is YuisBoobs?  :?

Title: What an idiot... XD
Post by: Hamasaki_Yoshizawa on July 06, 2005, 07:53:07 AM

XD
o.O
Yeah, he must be retarded or something to burn one of the most sensitive spots on the female body :P
Haha, butter o.O
N64 games? LMAO

Another pathetic and stupid attempt in trying to lose one's virginity XD

Title: What an idiot... XD
Post by: Sexy Beam on July 06, 2005, 08:07:11 AM

Doubleyoo tee eff.

That's fucking stupid. XD XD XD XD XD XD

If this IS true, it doesn't surprise me that he's a virgin. :P

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

And, I noticed he has Hebrew Hammer as his avatar. He gave Mordechai Jerfferson Carver a bad name. :( Poor Hammer...

Title: What an idiot... XD
Post by: kid chino on July 06, 2005, 08:26:07 AM

"any idea how to shut her up? should i give her another n64 game?"

 :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:

that line gave the proof that his post was just a joke  :lol:

Title: What an idiot... XD
Post by: suki* on July 06, 2005, 09:06:07 AM

Moron. Even though I seriously doubt this is real...

But I'm interested in knowing the kinds of responses that he got though. :P

Title: What an idiot... XD
Post by: Gimme Dem Junks on July 06, 2005, 09:37:28 AM

What?  I often exchange sex for N64 games.  AND one of my biggest turn-ons is a butter scalded clit.  Is that weird?

Title: What an idiot... XD
Post by: Ping on July 06, 2005, 10:14:22 AM

Quote from: Gimme Dem Junks

What?  I often exchange sex for N64 games.  AND one of my biggest turn-ons is a butter scalded clit.  Is that weird?

Too bad he didn't ask you... :lol:

Title: What an idiot... XD
Post by: zlchn on July 06, 2005, 01:54:41 PM

Is that what the term "butter her up" refers too?  LOL... what a loser. This can't be real.. I mean please lie to me and tell me this aint real.

Title: What an idiot... XD
Post by: siggy on July 06, 2005, 03:28:06 PM

This has got to be fake............I mean.....come on....can a person be THAT ignorant/stupid or whatever the term you want to use.....especially at this age....if he REALLY doesn't know, can't he just get online and do some research before hand  :P

Title: What an idiot... XD
Post by: Asmodai on July 06, 2005, 03:29:12 PM

That's what I thought too: "Has this kid never seen a porno?"

 :P

Title: What an idiot... XD
Post by: amuse on July 06, 2005, 05:39:09 PM

Quote from: zlchn

Is that what the term "butter her up" refers too?  LOL... what a loser. This can't be real.. I mean please lie to me and tell me this aint real.

This aint real.

Title: What an idiot... XD
Post by: Happosai on July 06, 2005, 06:06:32 PM

anybody knows where i can buy a second-hand N64 ???  :halo:

Title: What an idiot... XD
Post by: YuisBoobs on July 14, 2005, 10:36:09 AM

Quote from: Purpus

Hmm, I wonder if that girl is YuisBoobs?  :?

Huh?

If some boy tried to use butter as lube on me I'd shove his dick in a toaster.

Title: What an idiot... XD
Post by: shadowstar on July 14, 2005, 02:46:45 PM

now, if this was real, I'd feel terribly sorry for the guy.....mainly for being born a moron, but also for other stuff. lol!

Quote

If some boy tried to use butter as lube on me I'd shove his dick in a toaster.

maybe you should shove it in the "Amytiville Toaster" and see what pops out  :lol:

Title: What an idiot... XD
Post by: mysterio on July 20, 2005, 08:25:09 AM

Quote from: YuisBoobs

Quote from: Purpus

Hmm, I wonder if that girl is YuisBoobs?  :?

Huh?

If some boy tried to use butter as lube on me I'd shove his dick in a toaster.

Dang, gives new meaning to the term "hotdog".  :lol: