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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: Tuffty on January 23, 2007, 02:34:02 PM
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Tom Cruise has been named the new "Christ" of Scientology, according to the leaders of the religion.
The Mission: Impossible star has reportedly been told that he has been chosen to spread the word of his faith throughout the world. (http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a41934/tom-cruise-compared-to-christ.html)
Cuckoo..cuckoo..cuckoo...
Does that constitute permission to crucify him?
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Let's see him feed a few hundred starving people with just three loaves of bread and two fish. Then we'll talk.
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Yeah, Tom Cruise is like Jesus, expect without the charisma, vision, philosophy or miracles.
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Hear that cackling sound in the distance? That's Hubbard laughing from beyond the grave.
"Tom has been told he is Scientology's Christ-like figure. Like Christ, he's been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right."
Wait...will that be before or after the alien ghosts emerge from a volcano to teach us calculus?
You know, I live not far from a Scientology center. These people are my neighbors. They seem so perfectly normal in everyday life...Then something like this comes along to remind me just how apeshit these people really are. This must be how Dahmer's neighbors felt when they said "He seemed like a nice, quiet boy. I just can't imagine him eating people's faces."
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go lock the doors and bar the windows.
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Obviously these people haven't met Koharu yet XD
I'm not entirely sure I'm going to be able to stop laughing at this just yet :ROFL
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And these people want to be taken seriously? Geez (or should I say "Cruise"?)
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Doesn't calling Cruise Jesus-like kill there almost non-credible religion's credibility even more? Seriously scientology was founded by a sci-fi author, can't these people get a clue?
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This is some funny shit. :lmao:
Cruise the scientology christ.......thats just pure BS.
Put them on Comedy Central, I bet they'd be a hit.....everybody will just laugh their ass off.
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But can he still score the 8-ball on the break?
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I can't believe that anyone could actually believe in a religion which was founded by a convicted fraudster and requires you to make a large donation in order to join...
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Has anyone heard the Hubbard soundbite about "crushing spirits together"? All this shit about taking babies and bashing them together to combine their spirits... Sweet.
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ROFL
"The Passion of the Cruise"
*patents that movie for year 4005*
Now time to sit back and watch it all happen before us lol
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Scientology is a complete joke. The South Park episode that made fun of Scientology was one of the funniest episodes ever made XD
Here's a clip from the episode explaining what Scientology is about :P
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^ REALLY!!
I mean other than the fact that some parts look exageratted, is this really the basis of belief of scientology?
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Here's a clip from the episode explaining what Scientology is about :P
Hey, it ended in the middle!
How does it end?
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Cruise has very good movies. He looks like a nice person. Why did he have to join this weird thing? :(
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lol man, i remember reading about and saw a pic of the Scientology 'official' document or artifact or whatever...its from their leader in space?? or something and it looks like its written on a napkin in very illegible drunkard cursive lol. I don't feel like diggin it up now, but i'm sure a google search can pull it up for those who are curious.
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^ REALLY!!
I mean other than the fact that some parts look exageratted, is this really the basis of belief of scientology?
Sadly that's not exaggerated at all :lol:
Anyway, all that goofiness was conjured up by the founder to disguise the real bottom line of Scientology: that a person's material worth is a measure of their human worth. So basically people have to pay the church to prove that they deserve to belong to it. Sound like a scam? It is, and Hubbard basically admitted it (http://www.faqs.org/faqs/scientology/skeptic/start-a-religion-faq/).
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Yeah, Tom Cruise is like Jesus, expect without the charisma, vision, philosophy or miracles.
preach it brudda... this guy iz a nut, i mean we're all pretty crazy round here
but this amigo, either he brainwashed katie holmes or she's a golddigga or desperate... when i see him act i can't get it out of my head how much of a nut he is... ruins the movie altogether
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Hear that cackling sound in the distance? That's Hubbard laughing from beyond the grave.
Or it might be him wailing in the Eighth Circle of Hell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malebolge)... :lmao:
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tom cruisy is such a jackass....it's not like we haven't had enough problems with religions lately and here he comes preachin' another pain in da ass
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Even if the foundation of the religion is completely untrue, as long as it can help improve people's lives then I see no harm in it............ but Scientology is too funny not to laugh at.
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Has it really been improving people's lives?
It may just be media bias, but I don't see Scientologist nuns caring for lepers in India.
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Wait...will that be before or after the alien ghosts emerge from a volcano to teach us calculus?
Hey, it's going to happen?? Because I have a damn test of calculus on monday, and any help will be appreciated!!! :evil:
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lol , ye scientology is just a pyramide scam , we humans have this idiotic thing in us that makes us want to believe it soo much that it doesnt matter how stupid it sounds , and scientology has to be one of the dumbest things on this planet....
like common , its founding father wass a sci-fi writer ?!?!?!
Im all for spiritual cleansing and whatnot , but beleiving psychology and psychiatry to be evil seems rather stupid. maby because the churche brainwashes em and fear that psychiatrists may be able to bring their sanity back or whatnot...
anyway its a pyramide scam , and tom is just stupid enough to believe in it....
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The year before, I swear he was on crack or something.
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Sadly that's not exaggerated at all :lol:
Anyway, all that goofiness was conjured up by the founder to disguise the real bottom line of Scientology: that a person's material worth is a measure of their human worth.
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hey if this is what Scientology is then who gives a damn if they make Cruise the Christ or any other person. Its sucks!! What a sad ideology.
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can we really consider scientology as a religion? IMO its just a big 24/7 sci fi convention full of sci fi addicts... yeah, jus as tuffty pointed out, it demands big donations from its followers... the best representation of it would probably be the way Fallout 2 parodied it... hehe