JPHiP Forum

General => General Discussion => Topic started by: Foxy Brown on March 14, 2007, 09:56:36 PM

Title: Montana man blames unicorn for drunken-driving crash
Post by: Foxy Brown on March 14, 2007, 09:56:36 PM

A man told police not to blame him for crashing his truck into a light post — it was that unicorn behind the wheel. (http://www.bakersfield.com/619/story/105066.html)

Title: Montana man blames unicorn for drunken-driving crash
Post by: Baron American on March 15, 2007, 12:26:54 AM

That unicorn was just trying to show him the way to Candy Mountain.

Title: Montana man blames unicorn for drunken-driving crash
Post by: testype01 on March 15, 2007, 03:28:09 AM

The unicorn's horn made a hole in the wheel, so he lost the control of the truck. Totally reasonable...

Title: Montana man blames unicorn for drunken-driving crash
Post by: Loopy on March 15, 2007, 04:01:18 AM

Heh, what a pathetic idiot.

Title: Montana man blames unicorn for drunken-driving crash
Post by: xtree on March 16, 2007, 01:44:02 AM

haha, omg

When you start seeing unicorns, it's usually a good sign to stop drinkin, and maybe let someone else take the wheel