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Title: Why Men Like Big Butts: A Scientist Tells Us All
Post by: daigong on August 20, 2016, 04:25:54 AM
Apparently, what we've been preaching from Day 1 is scientifically proven. What they went to JPHiP Universiy and got an Ass Degree!? XD

Butts are clearly having, well, their biggest moment ever, a fact that evolutionary psychologists like Gordon G. Gallup Jr. of the University of Albany finds unsurprising. According to Gallup, men's attraction to women with bigger butts -- see Trainor's assertion that "boys like a little more booty to hold at night" -- is woven into their genes.

Evolution isn't about survival of the fittest, Gallup told MTV News. It's about pairing your genes with someone "who has genes that code for health and vitality and fertility." In some cases, that means all the right junk in all the right places.

"The reason narrow waists and broad hips are so prized -- the reason males rate these as being attractive, even though they don't have any insight into why they do -- is twofold," he said. "It means, if a woman has a narrow waist, she's not pregnant. And if she has broad hips it means that the underlying skeletal morphology is probably such that she'd be able to have a relatively unencumbered childbirth."

Translation: An hourglass shape indicates that a woman is single and ready to mingle -- or, you know, to birth healthy spawn. (http://www.mtv.com/news/1954905/big-butt-science-attraction/)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKEuyqJVX-Y

Or just more cushion for da pushin :ondick:
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Title: Re: Why Men Like Big Butts: A Scientist Tells Us All
Post by: JFC on August 20, 2016, 04:34:31 AM
That vid...it cannot lie.

:yep:
Title: Re: Why Men Like Big Butts: A Scientist Tells Us All
Post by: Tuffty on August 20, 2016, 03:14:14 PM
I'm an other brother and can't deny
Title: Re: Why Men Like Big Butts: A Scientist Tells Us All
Post by: pikapikapika on August 21, 2016, 02:48:25 AM
Now I have science to back me up.
Title: Re: Why Men Like Big Butts: A Scientist Tells Us All
Post by: daigong on August 21, 2016, 04:45:41 AM
It's the little things. The shape. The Coke Bottle. The upside down heart :hipheart:
(http://picroda.jphip.com/ladies/jphip03450.jpg)
Title: Re: Why Men Like Big Butts: A Scientist Tells Us All
Post by: mr_ampersand on August 22, 2016, 06:34:14 AM
It all makes sense now.