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The Official H!P Girls Threads / Re: The Juice=Juice Thread

« Last post by bluewind78 on November 22, 2025, 08:55:29 AM »

JSS YAFUZO, DEEP SEA LIGHT ATTACK SUBMARINE

LT Ebata Kisaki: Commander, Sonar contact bearing 030, reading 15 knots.

LCDR Matsunaga Riai: Is that our stalker again, Kin-chan? Have they detected us?

Kisaki: I don't think so, Ma'am. Seems like they're headed above the thermal layer.

Riai: Mame, come left to course 015, slow down to one-third.

ENS Endo Akari: Aye Aye, Ma'am.

Riai: Rig for ultra quiet! Let's see if they've really seen us. Passive Sonar all the way. We have to get close ashore to pick up Skipper's team. It won't do them any good if our sub got intercepted in the meantime.

THE MORNING MUSUME, AIRCRAFT CARRIER FLIGHT DECK

CMDR Makino Maria: Juice 2 and Juice 3 setup on the catapult, Admiral.

RADM Uemura Akari: Very well, clear them for launch, Maria.

COL Inoue Rei & CMDR Kudo Yume: Roger that Morning Tower.

[Rei and Yume's fighter jets roared forward, pushed hard by the steam catapults of the massive carrier]

Akari: Ichikachi, what's the picture on the ground.

FLT Arisawa Ichika: My drone's following their pursuit Ma'am. Tango's not far behind. I'll try to slow them down with my remaining hellfire missile.

Akari: You're down to one?! Jam their communications, Ichikachi. Juice 2 and 3 are inbound. Relay the message to the Land Team.

LAND TEAM, ENEMY LINES

Ichika: Juice Leader, this is Juice 5. Juice 2 and 3 strike package will be delayed a couple of minutes, they're engaging bandits. I'll try to slow down your pursuers.

CAPT Danbara Ruru: Roger that, Juice 5. Pave our way out if you can, over. Captain, out.

Ruru: C'mon Sakura..can't this thing go any faster?

WO Ishiyama [Driving the combat buggy like a madman]: I'm going as fast as I can, skipper!

LT Irie Risa: Mifu, Niina, I'm out of high explosives. You gotta take out those goons behind us.

SSG Kawashima Mifu: We're trying, Lieutenant! But sniping on a buggy driven by a crazy person is next to impossible.

Sakura: Hey! Watch your words, staff sergeant! I'm your best chance at getting us out of these woods ok?

SGT Hayashi Niina: I've got three down!!

Risa; C'mon...c'mon!! Yes!! [The team heaved a sigh of relief as the view ahead revealed that of a beach]

"CAPTAIN DANBARA!! Don't even think of getting outta here! We've got you surrounded!!"

Ruru: Not anymore, you don't.

[Out in the distance, Ruru's eyes followed the sight of her executive and operations officers' jets screaming towards their target facility, launching 3 missile towards the ground target and their pursuers]

Ruru: Right on time!!

Sakura: Our beacon's activated. The Yafuzo is aleady dead ahead, bearing 010.

Ruru: C'mon! It's not over yet, we still have a long swim ahead of us!

15 minutes later...

JSS YAFUZO

Riai: Fleet Captain on Deck!

Ruru: [Wiping her face dry, returning Riai's salute] So, how do you like running a submarine, Commander?

Riai: Not gonna lie, Captain. It was even more nerve-wrecking that I expected.

Ruru: Well, I'm glad you had fun doing it. Let's go home people. The Fleet is awaiting our return.