Author Topic: Don't eat food from anonymous sources. (Read 2962 times)

Foxy Brown · « **on:** March 10, 2005, 06:06:59 PM »

A teenager has agreed to admit to three counts of disturbing the peace after anonymously sending semen-frosted brownies to a fellow student. The recipient shared the treat with two other teens, police said.

Ayabie · « **Reply #1 on:** March 10, 2005, 07:40:43 PM »

Argh, just because they put peanut butter on his sandwich....? O.o

daigong · « **Reply #2 on:** March 11, 2005, 10:06:41 PM »

Oh god, I just heard about this story on the radio. Frosting brownies with semen

OMG. I'm never eating random food again. I'd hate to see what happens when someone really fucks him up!!!

I dunno which is more fucked up. This story, or Green Bay Packer Najeh Davenport taking a dump in his ex-girl's closet or that guy who put the used condom in a bowl of clam chowder.

TheQuickening · « **Reply #3 on:** March 13, 2005, 03:06:00 AM »

That's just fucked up. And I really love brownies too.

Purpus · « **Reply #4 on:** March 13, 2005, 03:29:13 AM »

A woman on my job told us that she had punished her son for hitting a girl at school. No TV, no PS2, no allowance, for a month or something like that.

So one day she and her husband were eating microwaved potatoes-au-gratin for dinner. And her son kept looking at them with a smile, although she didn't pay much attention.

Later, much much later, her son confessed that he had taken the potatoes out of the oven, peed into them, and put them back in. And mommy and daddy ate every bite. Yummy, yummy.

TotallyUncool · « **Reply #5 on:** March 14, 2005, 06:45:52 AM »

Now why does this remind me of the Neil Jordan movie, "The Butcher Boy"...?

johnbobman · « **Reply #6 on:** March 19, 2005, 09:28:32 AM »

believe it or not there is a website dedicated to the fine culinary art of Cooking with Sperm (do a google search for it). I have not and will not eat sperm nor do I want to try.

daigong · « **Reply #7 on:** March 19, 2005, 09:32:36 AM »

^ don't forget semen sculptures

Quote from: Purpus

Later, much much later, her son confessed that he had taken the potatoes out of the oven, peed into them, and put them back in. And mommy and daddy ate every bite. Yummy, yummy.

You know, I kinda relate. I have dipped my roommate's toothbrush into the toilet before I moved out. Hey! I was an immature 18.

daigong · « **Reply #8 on:** August 04, 2005, 07:40:10 PM »

Still one of my favorite stories from the past.