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Driving Lessons (One Shot)
« on: August 13, 2008, 10:32:50 AM »
Hey Takagakifan aka TGF aka Britney whichever you prefer :P here announcing my very first fanfic YAY :muffin: so uh this inspired by a true story involving my 16yr old cousin... but highly exaggerated and involving MM members :heart:... no pairing here though but the main character is Sayu featuring Koharu and Reina. Please comment love to know what ya'll thought of it
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Driving Lessons
   
                This story is about Kusumi Koharu and her mentor Michishige Sayumi.  Koharu is of legal age to drive and has asked to begin lessons.  Tsunku, the caring manager he is, decides its okay and puts Sayu in charge of teaching her. And so begins our story…
   See that car over there, no not that one the other one, yes the one swerving in and out of traffic lets take a closer look and see how their doing.
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“OMG… OMG… OMG… WATCH OUT FOR THA- OH SUGAR HONEY ICE TEA” Sayu digs her nails into the seats “Wai… Wait… NO! OMFG!!!”

Sayu closes her eyes, reassuring herself that ignorance is bliss, if she can’t see it, its not happening right?  Poor sweet Sayu, what she doesn’t realize (yet) is closing her eyes only makes it worse like riding a rollercoaster.  The anticipation and the not knowing what lies ahead serve only to freak you the hell out…

Koharu on the other hand is perfectly relaxed, well except for the random bursts of road rage…

“Damn car, why would you stop at a red light and let (almost!) me hit you… argh she rolls down the window and begins to yell “LEARN TO DRIVE! stupid people, I mean, should not be allowed to drive.  Right Sayu?” She turns to her friend.  Sayu gapes at her, eyes wide full of shock and disbelief, that this girl, this lunatic of a driver would ask such a question.  Her head faces forward almost mechanically.  Her face blank but if you listen very closely you can hear her muttering under her breath.

“Why me?? What did I do to deserve this? Why do I have to teach her? What did I ever do to him?”

She sighs, soon after her gaze shifts to the side view mirror.  Ah! Sayu our lovable narcissist seems to be distracted by her reflection.  It’s only temporary as she becomes aware of a truck coming dangerously close to them.

“What the hell is that person’s problem!  Koharu switch over to the next lane and let him pass you”
“Don’t worry I got it”

Koharu swerved into the left lane, with out signaling her turn or checking her mirrors.  Meanwhile Sayumi was shouting obscenities no one would be comfortable repeating.

They continued driving much to Sayu’s dismay and end up on the highway.

“I’m gonna die… I’m gonna die” Not if I kill her first She looks over at Koharu whose busy humming along to “7 things” by Miley Cyrus while doing 180 on a 65mph speed limit.  She slowly aims for her neck with a crazy look in her eyes…

Sirens blare

“What!?!  I wasn’t gonna really kill her” She exclaims in panic
“Hmm… Watcha talking about silly” Koharu finally notices the police signaling for her to pull over.  “Damn cops… hope piggy can run” She laughs as she speeds off into the distance.

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Sometime later, Sayu who passed out during the trip is slowly awakening the noticing the rest of the Morning Musume members surrounding her.  She suddenly reaches up and grabs Reina by her collar pulling her close.

She whispers “I give up she’s your responsibility now”
“Pssh! Hellz Naw”

Michishige gives her the infamous (yet rarely seen, yet highly feared) SAYU BUNNY DEATH GLARE!!!!!
“S-sure, why that w-would be LOVELY” Reina whimpers
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Soo that was it yup its super short but comment anyway  :yep:
« Last Edit: August 13, 2008, 10:38:51 AM by takagakifan »
No one on the corner got swagga like us!

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Re: Driving Lessons (One Shot)
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2008, 11:04:40 AM »
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

absolutely hilarious!!!!

... although you've said that this is highly exaggerated, i can absolutely see this happening in real life!!


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

thanks for writing and posting! write some more! write some more!

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Re: Driving Lessons (One Shot)
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2008, 01:30:45 PM »
poor Sayu!

NOOO! poor Reina! hahaha. she had to go through Sayus death glare and now forced to ride the rollercoaster driving of Koha! and Reina is bad w/ rides! XD ahaha...

wnder if Koha was sugar high..haha

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Re: Driving Lessons (One Shot)
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2008, 05:22:00 PM »
Good job, takagakifan! I laughed a lot while reading this!

She whispers “I give up she’s your responsibility now”
“Pssh! Hellz Naw”

Michishige gives her the infamous (yet rarely seen, yet highly feared) SAYU BUNNY DEATH GLARE!!!!!
“S-sure, why that w-would be LOVELY” Reina whimpers
:lol:

Ah, I expect more hilariousness from you now! :P

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Re: Driving Lessons (One Shot)
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2008, 01:26:43 AM »
YAY I'm glad you guys liked it  :wub:
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Re: Driving Lessons (One Shot)
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2008, 01:32:45 AM »
Sayu Bunny Death-glare..I would love to see that if there was a pic of it..

I doubt Koharu would do 185..but definitely a hilarious story! :lol:

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Re: Driving Lessons (One Shot)
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2008, 02:21:36 AM »
Koharu road rage = :on lol:


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She suddenly reaches up and grabs Reina by her collar pulling her close.

She whispers “I give up she’s your responsibility now”
“Pssh! Hellz Naw”
I can TOTALLY picture this! XD

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Re: Driving Lessons (One Shot)
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2008, 04:17:13 AM »
XD Somehow I can just imagine this happening, but on a lower scale.

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“Don’t worry I got it”

I don't quite think so :lol:

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Re: Driving Lessons (One Shot)
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2008, 06:51:05 AM »


...  :cool2:


The heck is Tsunku thinking to give Kusumi even the opportunity to drive a car??? :farofflook: XD

Poor bunny...well I think that's what you get for being her mentor :on lol:

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She whispers “I give up she’s your responsibility now”
“Pssh! Hellz Naw”

Michishige gives her the infamous (yet rarely seen, yet highly feared) SAYU BUNNY DEATH GLARE!!!!!
“S-sure, why that w-would be LOVELY” Reina whimpers

Reina RULZ   :tama-apeshit:

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Re: Driving Lessons (One Shot)
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2008, 12:29:14 PM »
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! I think you just killed me. I died from laughing so much. Damn, this was hecka funny. You need to write more, period :D

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Re: Driving Lessons (One Shot)
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2008, 01:46:27 PM »
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Koharu in road rage = priceless
Sayu's bunny death glare = moe~

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Re: Driving Lessons (One Shot)
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2008, 03:06:32 PM »
 :lol:

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