Hey Takagakifan aka TGF aka Britney whichever you prefer

here announcing my very first fanfic YAY

so uh this inspired by a true story involving my 16yr old cousin... but highly exaggerated and involving MM members

... no pairing here though but the main character is Sayu featuring Koharu and Reina. Please comment love to know what ya'll thought of it
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Driving Lessons
This story is about Kusumi Koharu and her mentor Michishige Sayumi. Koharu is of legal age to drive and has asked to begin lessons. Tsunku, the caring manager he is, decides its okay and puts Sayu in charge of teaching her. And so begins our story…
See that car over there, no not that one the other one, yes the one swerving in and out of traffic lets take a closer look and see how their doing.
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“OMG… OMG… OMG… WATCH OUT FOR THA- OH SUGAR HONEY ICE TEA” Sayu digs her nails into the seats “Wai… Wait… NO! OMFG!!!”
Sayu closes her eyes, reassuring herself that ignorance is bliss, if she can’t see it, its not happening right? Poor sweet Sayu, what she doesn’t realize (yet) is closing her eyes only makes it worse like riding a rollercoaster. The anticipation and the not knowing what lies ahead serve only to freak you the hell out…
Koharu on the other hand is perfectly relaxed, well except for the random bursts of road rage…
“Damn car, why would you stop at a red light and let (almost!) me hit you… argh she rolls down the window and begins to yell “LEARN TO DRIVE! stupid people, I mean, should not be allowed to drive. Right Sayu?” She turns to her friend. Sayu gapes at her, eyes wide full of shock and disbelief, that this girl, this lunatic of a driver would ask such a question. Her head faces forward almost mechanically. Her face blank but if you listen very closely you can hear her muttering under her breath.
“Why me?? What did I do to deserve this? Why do
I have to teach her? What did I ever do to him?”
She sighs, soon after her gaze shifts to the side view mirror. Ah! Sayu our lovable narcissist seems to be distracted by her reflection. It’s only temporary as she becomes aware of a truck coming dangerously close to them.
“What the hell is that person’s problem! Koharu switch over to the next lane and let him pass you”
“Don’t worry I got it”
Koharu swerved into the left lane, with out signaling her turn or checking her mirrors. Meanwhile Sayumi was shouting obscenities no one would be comfortable repeating.
They continued driving much to Sayu’s dismay and end up on the highway.
“I’m gonna die… I’m gonna die”
Not if I kill her first She looks over at Koharu whose busy humming along to “7 things” by Miley Cyrus while doing 180 on a 65mph speed limit. She slowly aims for her neck with a crazy look in her eyes…
Sirens blare
“What!?! I wasn’t gonna really kill her” She exclaims in panic
“Hmm… Watcha talking about silly” Koharu finally notices the police signaling for her to pull over. “Damn cops… hope piggy can run” She laughs as she speeds off into the distance.
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Sometime later, Sayu who passed out during the trip is slowly awakening the noticing the rest of the Morning Musume members surrounding her. She suddenly reaches up and grabs Reina by her collar pulling her close.
She whispers “I give up she’s your responsibility now”
“Pssh! Hellz Naw”
Michishige gives her the infamous (yet rarely seen, yet highly feared) SAYU BUNNY DEATH GLARE!!!!!
“S-sure, why that w-would be LOVELY” Reina whimpers
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Soo that was it yup its super short but comment anyway
