Prompt #1 - JediIt was just another day at the office.
The tea cup was lifted to her lips, steaming tendrils rising to caress her cheeks. Normally tea would not be a drink associated with her, but it
was good for hangovers.
Quiet was appreciated, and everyone knew better than to disturb the lady in question. Or even ask why she was at the office, since she did not exactly have work that day.
Nakazawa Yuko went where she wanted, when she would. Even if she decided to go to your house and drink all your alcohol, you did not protest. She had the Right. There was no challenging her authority.
"YAAAAAA!!!!!" A distant scream. Thin brows flexed, scrunching together. The commotion seemed to get nearer.
"HA!" A clanking sound. Lips drawn tightly together into a frown.
"You will not escape!" Running feet. Nakazawa stared as a short blur was chased by an even shorter blur around the hall. There was a dull clank as two shafts collided dramatically.
"You cannot beat me!" A certain Mitsui Aika declared dramatically, forcing the pole she was holding up like a sword against the one her opponent, one Tanaka Reina, was wielding.
"You stole my chocolate!!!" Reina accused, the two of them engaging in mock battle, swinging the poles around wildly. Nakazawa wondered how they managed to steal the rods from the costume department. Some costume racks must have been dismantled for their play.
"I don't even like chocolate!" Aika shot back, parrying a swing at her head. Nakazawa wondered why they even bothered. Those brats...yeah, that must be it. Because they were brats.
All of a sudden, another rod descended swiftly on the heads of both warring parties, rapping them sharply in turn. Both Reina and Aika fell back, clutching their heads protectively.
"What the--"
"Who did that?!"
The assailant jumped onto the table. A nearby staff stared, then turned and went looking for the nearest cleaning supplies. That departure was ignored.
"To your anger, give in not." The figure declared dramatically. "To the Dark Side, it leads!"
Reina and Aika stared.
"Yoda?"
"Mai-chan?"
And yes it was Hagiwara Mai. Do not ask why she is in on this insanity. Do not ask Nakazawa why this is even happening. Maybe it was all a bad dream. A really bad dream.
"A greater evil, we must face!" Yoda/Mai continued on. Pointing with the rod/lightsaber, she directed her gaze at a bemused Nakazawa.
Aika turned around and gasped. "The Emperor!"
Reina hit Aika over the head. "Empress!"
Nakazawa's eye twitched. Never a good sign.
"We are the last of the Jedi! We must protect our universe from the corruption!" An unknown voice cut in from round a corner.
Nakazawa couldn't take it anymore. As if a hangover wasn't enough.
"YOU BRATS! I'LL SHUT YOU ALL UP!!!"
Nearby, Yajima Maimi watched in confusion as Mai, Reina and Aika were chased down a hallway by a leopard-print wearing Nakazawa Yuko. Next to her, Suzuki Airi giggled to herself, hugging a collector's boxset of the Star Wars trilogy to her chest.
"YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY, YOU RUNTS!!!"
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Meanwhile, on the other side of the building, Kamei Eri asked her best friend, the most narcissistic bunny in the world.
"Sayu! Sayu! You want some chocolate?"
Michishige Sayumi looked away from her mirror, before raising an eyebrow.
"Aren't those Reina's?"
Eri looked surprised. "They are?" Then she shrugged.
"She won't miss a few."
There was a loud scream outside the room. The bunny and the turtle stared at the door for a long moment, then at each other. Simultaneously, they both took a piece of chocolate and started chewing.
After all, if Reina was going to be murdered outside by unknown forces,
someone had to finish her chocolate for her.
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I'm not sure if this works out for the Jedi thing...but eh, I hope it's enough! ^^;
And ok noted, rndm's is next on the list.
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