This fic was written by me and my sister.
Here is ONE KIND OF BIMYO ~ (that show humorous tales of AKB.) So basically it (we invented pro obvious) but writing xD
The drables are originally written in Portuguese.
A kind of bimyo~
The Nail
Someone is watching TV.
The phone rings and the TV turns off.
A hand with painted and decorated nails comes out of the TV screen.
A head with light brown hair comes out after the hand.
The person screams.
The rest of the body quickly comes out showing Tomochin’s figure.
Tomochin: Wait, wait! I broke a nail.
The Beginners
It’s three in the morning, in a jewelry store down the street of Akihabara.
Five people enter through the window making the security alarm go off.
Haruna: Couldn’t we rob a clothing store instead?
Takamina: Shut up!
Miichan and Sae stumble on each other and fall on top of Takamina.
Yuko *screaming *: Are you alright!?
Sae: Stupid Miichan fell on me!
Miichan: Sae was the one that was in front of me!
Takamina *stressed *: Don’t say our names! There’s cameras here and the police is going to come!
All: Right Takamina boss!
Takamina: Shut up!
They start running around the store and put everything in bags.
Sae *excited *: Yuko Yuko! I found that necklace you wanted!
Haruna *runs to be at Sae’s side*: Wooon let me see!
The police arrive and Takamina runs to them.
Takamina: Please take me with you! Don’t leave me alone with them!
Sae runs to Takamina throwing her over her shoulder and fleeing out the window.
Police: WTF!?
A grocery store robbery.
Takamina: Please do not embarrass me this time or make mistakes.
All: Right boss Takamina!
Takamina slams her hand on her forehead and then enters the store with her friends.
Haruna: When are we going to rob a clothing store?
Takamina: Shut up!
Yuko: Nyan, Did I explain that I have visitors over for dinner and I have no food in the house?
Takamina: Shut up!
They begin to put food in bags.
Miichan *holding a lettuce and a tomato *: “oh Lettucemina I love you so much!” “I love you too Tomatsuko!” *pushes the vegetables together and makes kissing noises*
Takamina *embarrassed *: Minegishi Minami!
Haruna *shocked *: She said her name!
Yuko: We must destroy the cameras!
Yuko starts throwing grapes at the cameras.
Takamina hits her head on the wall repeatedly.
Sae throws her over her shoulder again and they all flee.
Clothing store robbery.
Haruna *very happy *: Finally! My dream came true!
Takamina: Shut up!
Haruna takes a lot of clothes and goes to the try them on.
Sae: The police is here, everybody run!
They all run except Haruna who was still trying on clothes.
Police: Come out! You are surrounded!
Haruna: I’m trying on clothes! If you try to enter here I’ll accuse you of sexual harassment!
Police * Scared *: Okay… Take your time, as you wish…
Fic’s Writers
Mariko and Miichan looking for ideas for fics.
Sae and Sayaka are out to dinner at a restaurant.
Sae drops the fork under the table and goes to get him.
She see’s Miichan under the table with a notebook and a mobile phone.
Sae: Miichan, what are you doing there?
Miichan *starts shaking the table *: Earthquakeeee!!
Sayaka also lows her body to look under the table and try’s to see the notebook.
Mariko *appears running toward them pulling Sae and Sayaka to the window * UFO!
Tomochin and Kasai are having dinner in the restaurant.
Tomo ~ mi * whispers *: Don’t those two seem familiar?
Tomochin: The pink haired girl with the Baby! Baby! Baby! Outfit and another with the detective hat, sunglasses and a giant raincoat? * Waves to the girls and smile *
Mariko *sighs *: We’re discovered …
Miichan *runs to their table speaking with an accent *: Non, non! You do not know me! I’m foreign! *grabs Kasai’s fork and starts eating her food * is tradition my country. You have dishonored my whole family! * starts crying offended *goes back together to Mariko * Let’s go. You and this coat denounced us.
Mariko and Miichan were behind a wall waiting for Yukirin to come out of the house to see how her and Mayuyu said goodbye.
It was after dinner time and Yuki was still there.
Miichan: Aahh I’m sick of it! I’m starving! *turns sitting on her back leaning against the wall *
Mariko *imitates her friend *: Will she spend the night there?
They hear the noise of a gate closing and when they look now Yukirin was gone and Mayuyu had gone back inside.
WT
Yui heartbroken crying in bed.
Tomochin and Takamina appear on her shoulders like little angels.
Takamina: Don’t be sad it’s solved…
Tomchin: Of course, you only need to go shopping…
Takamina: She’ll rub it in his face that she’s happy!
Yui: Shouldn’t you two solve problems instead of talking?
Takamina and Tomochin: Of course not!
Tomochin: You have to go get a manicure and relax.
Takamina: What manicure!? She will use her nails to scratch him!
tomochin * Shocked * What about her clothes, they’ll be filled with blood?
Takamina: What clothes? Have you looked at what she’s wearing?
Yui *offended *: Hey!
Tomochin: This is solved with shopping.
Yui: But I don’t have any money …
Takamina: See? She agrees with me! We have to hit him!
Yui * being ignored *: I never said that.
Tomochin: Does that mean I’m helping a poor?
Takamina: Correction! We are helping a fighter!
Tomochin: I’m just mourning for the last pair of shoes and the credit card bill!
Takamina: This is not new to anyone.
Yui: You’re not helping me…
Takamina and tomochin: Stay out of this!
Aki was happily buying a gift for her boyfriend.
She only had five minutes until the store closed and she was still undecided between a sweater and a jacket.
Tomochin and Takamina appear on her shoulders.
Tomochin *shocked *: Oh my God! What a horrible thing!
Takamina: You’re not helping.
Tomochin: I was talking about what she’s wearing.
Takamina: Well, in that I can’t disagree.
Akicha: Shouldn’t you to be helping me?
Takamina: Right right. Who is the gift for?
Aki: For my boyfriend.
Tomochin: If it costs too much is not worth it..
Aki: Why?
Takamina: Most likely he doesn’t even remember this moment and is with another girl.
Tomochin: That was exactly what I was thinking.
Aki * whiny voice *: What …?
Takamina: WOW! After so many years of work we finally came to an agreement!
Tomochin: Will we be promoted?
Akicha: He said he loved me *starts crying *
Lady Store: I’m sorry young lady but we have to close the store now.
Aki cries more.
Takamina: If anyone asks we are the SKE ok? * Takamina and tomochin disappear *
Umechan is rereading the proposal to work out of the country for the fifth time.
Takamina and tomochin appear.
Umechan screams scared.
Tomochin: I am so tired of it. People never follow my advice!
Takamina: That’s because we only caught up with smart people …
Umechan in shock starts shooting them and throwing everything that came to her hands but it didn’t hit them at all.
Tomochin: Smart my ass! Only two days ago we prevent a man from jumping of a bridge!
Takamina: And you made him even more willed to jump. And in the end he really jumped! Because of you we were demoted and returned to this crappy job!
Umechan: I see ghosts! * throws a rubber that hits Takamina in the head *
Tomochin laughs.
Takamina: Hey! Think it’s funny!? * throws the rubber at Tomochin*
Takamina and tomochin continue to fight. Umechan tried to crawl to the door without being seen.
Mariko (fairy boss): You’re both fired! * turns to the Umechan * And you figure out what you want to do on your own!
Hearing problems (this part for better understanding recommend listening to the song Beast - The Fact)
Yuko to hear the music Fact of the Beast.
Yuko: GojitMariya (Soo her to KojiMariya) GojitMariya…NyanNyan betrayed me with Mariya! * shocked *
Continues to hear the music.
Yuko: Shashili anya (soo-a SasshiNyan) And now she cheated on me with Rino!?
Wrongful life
A haunted house at a fair.
Two ghosts decide to go to work there to earn money
Rena: Being ghosts is not what it was before.
Rie: If this was another time the owner of the house would of already ran out the door screaming instead of being cool with it… * sighs *
Rena: The worst is that we have to make money to eat! Before we could steal, now we have to work.
Someone enters the haunted house.
Someone: You are not scary. Those costumes are not that good …
Rena: Hahahaha hahahha ne okotteru?
Someone: Was that suppose to be scary?
Rie starts to laugh Rena.
Someone * scared *: A ghost!!!
Problems of one, other laughs
Amina was at the psychologist.
Haruna (psychologist): So what’s up?
Amina: I dn’t want to talk.
Haruna: Please, I’m here to help you.
Amina: I don’t feel ready to talk …
Haruna lowers her head. A dark aura surrounds her body. The hairs turn red and heavy makeup appears on her face, therefore she is now Torigoya.
Torigoya puts a hand on Amina’s head.
Torygoya: Mietaa.
Torygoya goes back to be Haruna.
Haruna: hahahahaha what seriously? Ahahahaha * rolls on the ground laughing *
Amina starts crying.
The Adventures of Jurina
Jurina is in her 1st day of classes in the new school.
Teacher: Kids, this is your new colleague. Jurina introduce yourself.
Jurina * embarrassed *: Hello … _ my-my name is …
Teacher: Go on, don’t be shy.
Jurina * talking fast*: HelloMyNameIsMatsuiJurinaI’mFifteenYearsOldMyFavoriteSubjectsAre…
Jurina in the playground.
She was bored so decided to climb a tree but is too afraid to come down.
One of the colleagues goes ask for help from a teacher.
Yuko (teacher): Jurina come down here.
Jurina * Sobbing*: I can’t.
Yuko: I’ll pick you up. * climbs tree ** looks down and clings to the tree trunk * This is very high! I’m scareeed.
Jurina is about to confess her feelings to a boy.
Jurina: WellYouKnow… I’mVeryShyIDon’tKnowHowI’mGoingToSayThisBut… *taps her foot on the floor* YouKnowWhat… IThinkYouAreVeryBeautifulFromTheFirstTimeISawYouAndI’mInLoveWithYouButI’mNotSureHowItAllStarted … *spent two hours *ThenIRealizedWhatWasLove!
Jurina looks around and can’t find the boy.
Jurina: Where did he go?
Jurina talking with Kanon at halftime.
Jurina: AndTheActorMadeTheOneJumpFromIncredibleToDoubleWithoutParachutes! ….
Kanon: Won Won Calm! You have to stop drinking coffee.
Jurina: MyMotherDoesn’tLetMeDrinkCoffee,SheSaysI’mVeryYoung.IOnlydrinkMilkAndJuice!ButItCan’tHaveSugar,SheDoestNotLetMeEatSugar.
Kanon * Ironic *: I don’t understand why.
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