CRACK FIC. Enjoy!
Playing the PartTakahashi eyed the rabbit suit hanging on the rack beside her. It was tempting to put it on. She liked to imagine how fun it would be to run around in it and mess with other H!P members without a soul knowing that it was her--because, of course, Takahashi Ai didn't do things like that. A smile lit up her warm features.
Besides, she thought, it wasn't likely that she'd ruin the costume, and she would only be borrowing it--not stealing!--so there would be no harm in wearing it for a while and then returning it to its rightful place. Plus, this would give her improvisational skills for future theatre work.
Her mind was made up. After all, this was for Research Purposes Only--a noble cause.
Carefully lifting the rabbit costume from the rack, Ai snuck into the changing room and began to undress.
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Slowly tiptoeing behind her senior, Ai brought her hands way up above her head and swooped them down, clamping onto Rika. Startled, the other woman gave out a frightful scream before she calmed herself enough to ask, "...Yocchan?" The rabbit shook its head and Ai lowered her voice to a husky whisper.
"Wrong as usual, Charmy Ishikawa..." Rika's body tensed. Takahashi could have sworn that she felt Ishikawa's heart skip a beat through her furry paw.
"Miki..."
Slowly nod, she directed herself.
It's not a lie if you're playing a part...Ai thought it best to just go with the flow, lest she be found out.
"Eyes front," she growled. Rika did as she was told. Paws burned down tan skin, forging a path down to Rika's lower abdomen. Ai could feel the other melting under her touch.
What am I doing? Her brain ceased to function as her more primal side kicked in. Lips emitting a light groan, Rika pushed herself harder onto Ai.
"Take off that silly head..." she admonished, pulling one paw-clad hand down between her legs. Bringing Ai's other hand to her chest, Rika groaned once more in frustration. "Miki," she said, her voice tinged with irritation. Ai gulped. She wasn't sure what would happen if Rika found out that it wasn't Mikitty in the rabbit suit. Delicate hands came up to take hold of each side of the rabbit head. Now Ai was really freaking out. Was she being unmasked already?
And as if sent by God, Erika made her entrance. "Riiiika....! Rehearsal starts in-"
"What's going on?!" Her widened eyes drank in the ridiculous situation before her. A rabbit was groping Ishikawa Rika. HER Ishikawa Rika. "What's with that perverted bunny?!" Batting the fuzzy paws away, Erika pulled Rika from Ai, all the while glaring at the suspicious rabbit character. Knowing that staying any longer would mean certain death, Takahashi pounced away, barely avoiding Erika's foot that connected with her fuzzy bunny tail.
"Damn Mikitty!" fumed Erika.
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Not long after sprinting from a murderous Erika, Ai tripped over an unsuspecting victim in the hallway. Barely managing to keep the rabbit head on as she toppled over, Ai turned to face the obstacle--a blank-faced Eri holding a cup of spilt juice. Takahashi brought her paws up to her face.
"Sayu..?" Ai froze, then nodded slowly. She'd almost revealed her identity with a wave of her hand. "Why are you wearing that?" Eri asked tentatively, her eyes fixated on the rabbit's large, plastic eyes. Doing her best impression of Michishige's shrug, Takahashi tried to brush off Kamei's suspicion. To distract her, she pointed one paw at Eri's drenched shirt. Takahashi couldn't help but feel at fault for the ruined top, so she pushed the girl to her room and began pulling out shirts from her wardrobe. When she finally found a suitable one to match Eri's skirt, she turned to the girl in question to present it to her, and found her eyes glued to Kamei futilely struggling to get her current shirt off.
Now she was feeling really embarrassed and guilty. Pulling the girl the her, Ai steadied her hands and pulled the shirt up from the bottom and over Eri's head, revealing soft, pale curves concealed by lacy undergarments. Kamei stared innocently at the rabbit, whom stared right back.
Why does my mouth feel so dry? Two pink, fuzzy arms circled around Kamei and pulled her into a hug.
Sorry about your shirt, Takahashi wanted to say.
And about tricking you into thinking I'm Sayumin and then seeing you partially naked. She heard Eri give a little sigh and felt the turtle girl bury her face into her shoulder.
And possibly falling for you a bit, like everyone does. Ai pushed Kamei back and gently drew a clean shirt over her head and patted her cheek afterward.
"I like you as a rabbit, Sayu," Kamei murmured dreamily and gave Ai a shy, lopsided smile. Takahashi smiled slightly as well, even though she knew Eri wouldn't have been able to see it. Arm in arm, the two left Kamei's room only to run into the real Michishige, her arm stretched out to turn the knob.
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Ai ran for it, but not before slapping them both hard on their bottoms.
"Fujimoto-san!!!" she heard them scream behind her.
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While speed-walking through the quarters, Takahashi was rethinking whether or not this whole thing was such a good idea anymore. By now, all the H!P members would have been notified of some perv--Mikitty, everyone had figured--running about and seducing people in a rabbit suit, so it was no longer safe to walk about. Sweat streamed down her face.
Unconsciously, her furiously marching feet had brought her to Gaki-san's half-opened door. Pushing the door open more, she spotted a concentrated Niigaki flipping through a fashion magazine atop her bed. Ai shuffled timidly into the room, closed the door, and rested her still-hooded head upon Risa's tummy.
Make me feel better.
"Eeeh?" Risa cried. "...Ai-chan?" She felt her face twitch.
What? "Ai-chan? Is that you in there?" Struggling to keep the rabbit head on, Ai hesitantly pulled away from Gaki-san. "Oh! I'm right, aren't I?" Risa leaned towards the bunny-suit clad Ai, shut her eyes and gave a big sniff. "You smell like her." Eyes back open, Niigaki peered curiously at the stunned bunny. Despite the barrier the rabbit suit created, she knew it was her Ai-chan in there, and probably with her trademark wide-eyed I'm-in-shock-and-awe look.
"How did-wha..." Takahashi mumbled, confused and horrified at being discovered.
"When you sweat, you always smell like your soap or shampoo," Risa explained, smiled, and patted the bunny's head. "And you always smell like that 'Milk and Honey' bodywash you use." The older gokkie squirmed under her gaze. The suit clung to her skin and it became unbearably hot. Before she could rip it off however, Risa pulled Ai free from the rabbit head and kissed her square on the lips. "I didn't know you were into this kind of costume play," she grinned.
"NO!" Ai panicked. "It was for researching purposes only!" Silenced by another kiss, Ai relented, and hung her head in shame. Risa gave a light laugh.
"Now what is it?"
"I borrowed this rabbit suit without asking..." confessed Ai. Risa raised an eyebrow. There was more to the story that Ai was holding back. "And I sort of..."
"...Yes?"
"Well, I might have gotten someone else in trouble..."
Miki, she thought. Risa frowned, while slowly unzipping the rabbit suit.
"Then you should probably apologize," she scolded, peeling the costume from Takahashi's sweat-drenched body. "...And clear up the situation," soft kisses were planted down Ai's shoulder blade, up her neck, and tongue was applied liberally to lick her slick, salty skin.
"Mmm..."
"But you can do that later."
END.Riddled with plot holes and whatever else.
What do you think?
BTW, this is the rabbit suit I'm talking about:
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