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Re: Detonator M Shuffle
« Reply #80 on: March 28, 2008, 09:38:52 AM »
Funny antics as usual. Hahahaha. That chapter made me laugh.   

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Re: Detonator M Shuffle
« Reply #81 on: March 30, 2008, 02:22:05 PM »
lol, hilarious. I don't know that Miki likes puns that much :D That chapter should be censored from minor kuku. Maimi with handkerchief covered hand :heart:

I'll be waiting for the conclusion of that crotch-bashing-Miki-ending  :lol:

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Re: Detonator M Shuffle
« Reply #82 on: April 18, 2008, 11:58:47 AM »

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« Reply #83 on: May 21, 2008, 10:39:14 AM »

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Re: Detonator M Shuffle
« Reply #84 on: May 21, 2008, 03:25:29 PM »
That's funny ChrNo[/color. And nice art as well.  XD XD

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Re: Detonator M Shuffle
« Reply #85 on: May 22, 2008, 06:02:51 AM »
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"High King your system!" XD


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Re: Detonator M Shuffle
« Reply #86 on: June 12, 2008, 03:26:59 AM »
JFC - Miki-sama pwns everyone. She has great muscle control as seen in your sig.(I wonder what she uses it for...) I want to see the vid but my damn ISP won't let me access H-O so I can download it  :banghead: Oh yeah, Ayaya in Miko outfit  :drool:

Sancho - Pupok palayok is the one we play in kiddie parties right? Before the Pabitin? :grin:

Zigg - don't worry, I will release a toned down version of that chap so Captain and Yuukaegg can read it, without asking me questions like 'what is a crotch?', 'how can I undress using just my eyes',etc... j/k :grin:

ChrNo - stop looking at High-king zettai ryouiki  :grin:

Just a filler chap for now. The chap after that is almost complete but I'm still working on the end part.


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DMS-SS097: Fill Me In
« Reply #87 on: June 12, 2008, 03:27:34 AM »
"Wake up M. You've been sleeping for five months now." Dan told him. "Get up. You don't get paid for sleeping you know."
"D-Dan-san?" M said as he slowly opened his eyes. " Where am I? What happened?"
"You're in the lab. And no, I'm not the one helping you pee while you were unconscious."
"Was it the hot nurse? Was it Gaki-san?"
"Nah. It was the in-house doctor."
"Damn."
"Niigaki-san volunteered but we didn't want her to get contaminated. That's what your decision would have been right?"
"Well yeah. Wait, what? Contaminated? Do I look like a carrier of a disease or something?!"
"Hmm. It seems to me that you haven't been looking at yourself at the mirror lately but anyway, we have some good news and some bad news for you. What do you want to hear first?"
"Bad news."
"Alright. After that incident in the docks, you are the only Guardian left. Ichiro's kids have defeated and killed the others."
"WHAT?! That's impossible! There's no way those kids could have beaten them. Well, maybe they can beat D, but the H twins and K? And Chanponchan? I doubt that."
"But they did. They're gone M."
"Even S and Loli-chan?! Weren't they out of the country when we encountered them in the docks?!"
"Yes they were. Both of them were out of town. When they got the distress signal, Kirari fetched S and they teleported back here. But they were also killed."
"Shit! What about R?"
"Actually, he was the one who saved your life. He sacrificed himself so that we could retrieve you in one piece."
"Fuck!" M said as he punched a hole in the wall. "I won't let them get away with this!"
"That's the spirit. We're all counting on you. Now, you wanna hear the good news?"
"S-sure."
"As of now, since you are the only one left, you will be taking care of all the Hello! Project girls that are below twenty years old."
"W-whoa!" M said as his eyes widened. "Are you kidding me?"
"Of course not."
"All the girls?"
"Below twenty. Meaning Berryz Koubou, C-ute, Eggs..."
"Even the Eggs?!!!"
"Yes. Mano-chan. Sawada-chan. Maeda-chan. Noto-chan. Fukuda-chan. Kikkawa-chan. Kitahara-chan. Ogawa-chan...wait, lemme check if Noto-chan is still below twenty...You're in luck. She is. She looks twelve though..."
"That's...good news indeed. But..."
"You can't handle it?"
"No, no. I can do it but...don't you think I'll..."
"You're afraid that you'll become someone like Ichiro. We already knew about that so we made some precautions. And knowing you, those precautions were necessary. "
"I see. What kind of...oh, I get shocked or paralyzed when I check them out? That's it right?" M asked as he chuckled.
"I can see your enthusiasm but you are mistaken."
"Eh? What did you do then?"
"Didn't you feel any different when you woke up?"
"No. Was I supposed to feel anything?"
"Hehe. Good. Looks like it was successful."
"What do you mean?" M asked as he started to check himself, especially the part he checks first when he wakes up.

"Wait...wait...WHAT. THE. FUCK?!!!" M said as he grabbed Dan by the collar. "My nuts? And Tetsuo? What happened to them?!!"
"We weren't able to wake you up so we asked Fujimoto-san for help. Her methods were rather brute and outlandish and your thing was beyond repair so the boss just opted to..."
"You took them off?! You took them off?!!!"
"Well, the best way to avoid another Ichiro is turning you into a girl. So live with it. Besides, you look hot. Hot enough to do AVs nyuk. If you want to see Tetsuo, it's in the cold storage vat."
"How come my boobs aren't that big?" M asked as he cupped himself. "You could have made it a bit bigger..."
"So you do like it?"
"Of course not! Dammit! I feel like an upgraded version of D! Fuck! How am I going to face the girls now? Tell me? Huh?"
"Actually, Niigaki-san thinks you're cute."
"Really? Well that's grea..."
"Nah. She hasn't seen you yet."
"Haha. Fine. You got me. Now it's that portion where you tell me that all of this is a joke."
"A joke? No way. This is real dude. We've spent a lot of time and money for that operation. And there's no way we can undo it. It's not as simple as removing BoA's and Fujimoto's cybernetic parts."
"Damn you!!!"
"Come on. At least now you don't have to check other girls out. You can turn yourself on by just looking at the mirror, naked..."
"Nnnoooo!!!!"

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"He's having that tranny dream again, isn't he?" D said. "As much as I hate him, I don't think he deserves to get that kind of torture."
"If you want to save him, go do it. Fujimoto-san warned us that if she found out that we unplugged him from that device, she'll plug it into us next." said K. "Unless of course you want to have tranny dreams too, D."
"The hell? Do I need like someone who needs tranny dreams?"
"Hehe. Why don't we set it again to the dream where he was disguised as a kappa and Suzuki-dono took her to the vet for some shots?" suggested H2. "That was funny. Or what about the one where JunJun-san hyper combo finished him?"
<JunJun can do that in real life too, you know. By the way, where is H?>
"Umm guys? I almost tripped because of these cables so I tried to set them aside but I think I accidentally unplugged them. Do you know what they are for?" H asked. "I hope they're not for something important..."
"Err...look guys, Fujimoto-san's dream device rebooted..." K said.

Suddenly, Miki burst into the room.

"Alright, who of you imbeciles took out the power? My computer in the other room suddenly went out. Now all my downloads got corrupted and the others are back to zero percent! I tried to restart the download but there aren't any seeders anymore!"

The other Guardians pointed at H who still had no idea of what was happening.

"What?" he asked.
"So it's Mr. Titanic huh." grinned Miki as she put her arm on H's shoulders.
"Mr. Titanic?" wondered H.
"Captain likes to ride you, right?"
"..."
"It's a joke, kiddo! Aren't you used to that by now?"
"Yeah. You and your dirty jokes."
"That wasn't a perv joke."
"It wasn't?"
"What were you thinking, Mr.Titanic?"
"Ummm..."
"If you're thinking that "Titanic" refers to your you know what, I don't think Maimi-chan would agree with me. She should know."
"Are you really a girl? You sound like a perverted old man."
"Oh, so we resort to name calling huh? Anyway, do you know how long I've been waiting for those downloads to finish?"
"Maybe Dan-san has the files you want..."
"Who told you I was downloading porn?"
"You weren't? The log says otherwise..."
"Ooh, hacking into my computer huh? Fine. But not all of those files were porn." Miki said as he put H in a headlock.
"W-what do you want?" H asked as he got free. "I'm gonna tell this to Yossi."
"Aside from screwing up my downloads, you disconnected M from the dream device so now I'll have to plug it into you. I already gave you boys a rule so I'll have to enforce it. And don't say I didn't warn you."
"That's crap! Why should we follow a rule you just made up?!"
"Rules are rules. Hmmm. I'm thinking of what I should do to you. I know, I'll ask Berryz's captain for some ideas. So we can encode it in the dream machine before it gets plugged into you." Miki said as she called someone from her mobile phone. "Hello Saki-chan? It's me Fujimoto...the Sexy Otona Jan Fujimoto…"
"Hey! Waittaminute!" H couldn't hear what Miki was whispering to Saki. "What are you telling her?!"
"...really? Hikaru-chan doesn't like it? That's pretty sad. I always thought that it's pretty hot. You think so too? Hahaha. Okay thanks. I'll call you again later."
"What did you ask her?"
"I asked her what things turn you off. She said that you don't like mud. Hahahaha. Is that true H?"
"Mud? When did I say that? Mud? Oh. Yeah. I think I remember. Mud."

Miki picked up the dream device and tossed it to K

"Yo Yankee Boy. Go make a dream sequence where the Berryz are covered with mud and H has to clean them with his hands in less than five minutes or else M gets to do the task. Make sure that H doesn't have his powers in that dream."
"What the?"
"Tsk tsk. That's cruel. Fujimoto-san knows that H won't be able to complete that in time." D said.
"Yeah." H2 added. "One of Kumai-san's legs already takes more than five minutes to clean..."
« Last Edit: June 12, 2008, 04:16:31 AM by wordsworth »

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Re: Detonator M Shuffle
« Reply #88 on: June 12, 2008, 07:41:15 AM »


Lol M. haha H gonna get it.

Oh words. You and your perverted imagination.

 :lol:

Nice filler chapter by the way. Not because I'm a pervert though.

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Re: Detonator M Shuffle
« Reply #89 on: June 12, 2008, 08:25:38 AM »
JFC - Miki-sama pwns everyone. She has great muscle control as seen in your sig.(I wonder what she uses it for...) I want to see the vid but my damn ISP won't let me access H-O so I can download it  :banghead:
You can DL from SendSpace, right?


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"Wake up M. You've been sleeping for five months now." Dan told him. "Get up. You don't get paid for sleeping you know."
5 months??? :shocked:

Damn that must have been a HELL of a lot of damage that his systems took.  Can't help but wonder what "the trio" has been doing during this time.



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"You're in the lab. And no, I'm not the one helping you pee while you were unconscious."
"Was it the hot nurse? Was it Gaki-san?"
"Nah. It was the in-house doctor."
"Damn."
:lol:

I thought it had been established that there was no hot nurse?  :(



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It seems to me that you haven't been looking at yourself at the mirror lately but anyway, we have some good news and some bad news for you. What do you want to hear first?"
"Bad news."
"Alright. After that incident in the docks, you are the only Guardian left. Ichiro's kids have defeated and killed the others."
EEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!??!??!??!!?!?
:mon wtf:




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"Fuck!" M said as he punched a hole in the wall. "I won't let them get away with this!"
"That's the spirit. We're all counting on you. Now, you wanna hear the good news?"
"S-sure."
"As of now, since you are the only one left, you will be taking care of all the Hello! Project girls that are below twenty years old."
Uh oh. :hip blink:



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"That's...good news indeed. But..."
"You can't handle it?"
"No, no. I can do it but...don't you think I'll..."
"You're afraid that you'll become someone like Ichiro. We already knew about that so we made some precautions. And knowing you, those precautions were necessary. "
Precautions? :?



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"Didn't you feel any different when you woke up?"
"No. Was I supposed to feel anything?"
"Hehe. Good. Looks like it was successful."
"What do you mean?" M asked as he started to check himself, especially the part he checks first when he wakes up.

"Wait...wait...WHAT. THE. FUCK?!!!" M said as he grabbed Dan by the collar. "My nuts? And Tetsuo? What happened to them?!!"
:stunned:

...


...


 :OMG:




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"We weren't able to wake you up so we asked Fujimoto-san for help. Her methods were rather brute and outlandish and your thing was beyond repair so the boss just opted to..."
"You took them off?! You took them off?!!!"
"Well, the best way to avoid another Ichiro is turning you into a girl. So live with it. Besides, you look hot. Hot enough to do AVs nyuk. If you want to see Tetsuo, it's in the cold storage vat."
:mon ghost:



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"How come my boobs aren't that big?" M asked as he cupped himself. "You could have made it a bit bigger..."
Well....at least his personality still seems to be intact. 
:hee:



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"Actually, Niigaki-san thinks you're cute."
Wait...so now Risa knows...everything?
 :gmon blonde:



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We've spent a lot of time and money for that operation. And there's no way we can undo it. It's not as simple as removing BoA's and Fujimoto's cybernetic parts."
"Damn you!!!"
"Come on. At least now you don't have to check other girls out. You can turn yourself on by just looking at the mirror, naked..."
"Nnnoooo!!!!"
He/she...probably wouldn't be freaking out so much if the boobs were made bigger. :rofl:


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"He's having that tranny dream again, isn't he?" D said. "As much as I hate him, I don't think he deserves to get that kind of torture."
"If you want to save him, go do it. Fujimoto-san warned us that if she found out that we unplugged him from that device, she'll plug it into us next." said K. "Unless of course you want to have tranny dreams too, D."
OH THANK KAMI-SAMA IT WAS JUST A DREAM!
:on lol:

So...how much time has really past since the fight at the beach?




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"Hehe. Why don't we set it again to the dream where he was disguised as a kappa and Suzuki-dono took her to the vet for some shots?" suggested H2. "That was funny.
So the device can be set to give specific dreams? Oh Miki-sama must have enjoyed setting up this one. :kekeke:



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Or what about the one where JunJun-san hyper combo finished him?"
<JunJun can do that in real life too, you know. By the way, where is H?>
Dayum...Junjun can hyper-combo me anytime. :drool:



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"Umm guys? I almost tripped because of these cables so I tried to set them aside but I think I accidentally unplugged them. Do you know what they are for?" H asked. "I hope they're not for something important..."
"Err...look guys, Fujimoto-san's dream device rebooted..." K said.

Suddenly, Miki burst into the room.

"Alright, who of you imbeciles took out the power? My computer in the other room suddenly went out. Now all my downloads got corrupted and the others are back to zero percent! I tried to restart the download but there aren't any seeders anymore!"
Oh shit, Miki's pissed.
:scared:



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The other Guardians pointed at H who still had no idea of what was happening.

"What?" he asked.
"So it's Mr. Titanic huh." grinned Miki as she put her arm on H's shoulders.
"Mr. Titanic?" wondered H.
"Captain likes to ride you, right?"
"..."
Heh, maybe in his dreams.  :twisted:



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"If you're thinking that "Titanic" refers to your you know what, I don't think Maimi-chan would agree with me. She should know."
Oooooooooooooooooh that's just low...in more ways than one. 
:pig laugh:



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Anyway, do you know how long I've been waiting for those downloads to finish?"
"Maybe Dan-san has the files you want..."
"Who told you I was downloading porn?"
BUSTED!
 :wahaha:



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*MIKI CALLS CAPTAIN*

...

Miki picked up the dream device and tossed it to K

"Yo Yankee Boy. Go make a dream sequence where the Berryz are covered with mud and H has to clean them with his hands in less than five minutes or else M gets to do the task. Make sure that H doesn't have his powers in that dream."
And of course, H is going to have to face obstacles that keep him from accomplishing his task, right? 
:mon misch:



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"Tsk tsk. That's cruel. Fujimoto-san knows that H won't be able to complete that in time." D said.
"Yeah." H2 added. "One of Kumai-san's legs already takes more than five minutes to clean..."
Don't forget the other Berryz twin tower, Maasa. :yep:


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Re: DMS-SS097: Fill Me In
« Reply #90 on: June 16, 2008, 07:16:01 AM »
Fill Me in huh ? just with the title i was wondering if the mod was going to put that chap into the perv section XD

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"Alright. After that incident in the docks, you are the only Guardian left. Ichiro's kids have defeated and killed the others."
"WHAT?! That's impossible! There's no way those kids could have beaten them. Well, maybe they can beat D, but the H twins and K? And Chanponchan? I doubt that."
"But they did. They're gone M."
NOOOOOO NOT THE H TWINS !!!!!

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"As of now, since you are the only one left, you will be taking care of all the Hello! Project girls that are below twenty years old."
what have you drunk Dan ?  :lol:

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"Wait...wait...WHAT. THE. FUCK?!!!" M said as he grabbed Dan by the collar. "My nuts? And Tetsuo? What happened to them?!!"
Tetsuo ???? wth with that name ? XD

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"So you do like it?"
"Of course not! Dammit! I feel like an upgraded version of D! Fuck! How am I going to face the girls now? Tell me? Huh?"
"Actually, Niigaki-san thinks you're cute."
"Really? Well that's grea..."
"Nah. She hasn't seen you yet."
"Haha. Fine. You got me.
:lol:
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"Damn you!!!"
"Come on. At least now you don't have to check other girls out. You can turn yourself on by just looking at the mirror, naked..."
"Nnnoooo!!!!"
oooh come on im sure he'll get use to it  :lol:

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"If you're thinking that "Titanic" refers to your you know what, I don't think Maimi-chan would agree with me. She should know."
what do you mean by Maimi knows ??????????
mmmmmmmm since h3 is another twin of h ...maybe they...ahem...never mind...


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"Tsk tsk. That's cruel. Fujimoto-san knows that H won't be able to complete that in time." D said.
"Yeah." H2 added. "One of Kumai-san's legs already takes more than five minutes to clean..."
wth is that chapter seriously !!!!! now go make a proper one XD

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Re: Detonator M Shuffle
« Reply #91 on: June 16, 2008, 07:35:58 AM »
Zigg - What perverted imagination? I wasn't thinking of anything perverted when I was writing this chap. :roll:

JFC - I will let Miki-sama plug anything to me anytime! Except like something in the DAMAN context. That's a different story. :P

ChrNo - You and Zigg both have perverted imagination. I am 「PURE+」「CLEAR」 :grin:


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Detonator M Shuffle: Midway
« Reply #92 on: June 16, 2008, 07:48:55 AM »
The Lab


"I'm not a girl Gaki-san!" M shouted as he stood on his bed. "I'm not a girl! Look, I have a...I have a..."

It was then he realized that he wasn't alone. M looked around and saw the other Guardians, Dan, Tezuka and Miki laughing.

"I think Risa would rather wish that you were a girl if she sees something as pathetic as that." Miki exclaimed.
"Fuck! So it was all just a dream!" M said he checked himself again to make sure. "Whew! How many days was I out?"
"Only a few hours. You were the last one to regain consciousness so they were able to play with that dream machine." Dan told him. "The damage you guys received weren't really that critical, you'll be back to 100% in a few more minutes. But that disruptor they had was leet. I'm gonna ask S to help me make a counter for it when he gets back."
"Oh yeah. He's still out of town. I should ask him for some 'exclusive' preview pics of Kamei-san's new photobook hehe. Wait, why is Fujimoto-san here? She's not a cyborg anymore right?" asked M.
"That's the kind of gratitude I get after I save your sorry ass?" she said as she gave M a hard slap.
"Whoa! You beat those kids without any powers whatsoever? Cool!"
"Yeah. I am awesome. It only took me five minutes to beat them. That's almost the same time it takes when Yossi, Rika and I are...."
"She's using the same suit as Jack." Tezuka answered.
"Waaaaay to bust my cover Tezu-kun. You could have let me finish."
"I see. Thanks for saving us, Fujimoto-san."
"You're welcome."
"By the way, you look hot in that suit. It looks pretty tight..."
"Why thank you. Now stop checking if I'm nippin' out or not."
"Me? Why would I do that? That would never happen anyway..."
"What would never happen?"
"You. Nippin' out. Nyuk."
"Why you..."
"People people people. No fighting in the lab please." said Dan. "If you want to fight, go outside."
"Trying to save you precious files eh, Dan-san?" K asked.
"I have offsite backup K." Dan answered as he looked at Miki. "Ehem. Right Fujimoto-san?"
"Bah. I'm going anyway. Gonna ask the boss if saving you guys can help me score with a single. See you blokes later." Miki said as she left.

"Whew! I thought she'd never go." said a relieved M. "But you know, she was almost nippin' out. Almost. So, what happened to those kids? And where is H?"
<Kids bailed. H shaberi with ArrowIsland-san. More more pretty girl, girl.>
"Eh? What's wrong with your subs Chanponchan?"
"Jack's suit was damaged during his fight with the Aya clone." Tezuka said. "We've repaired everything except the subs so bear with him."
"Oooh. You got to fight that loli girl! Cool! What kind of undies was she wearing that time?"
<Sieg Zeon!>
"Red undies huh? Did you take screencaps?"

They were interrupted when H and H2 entered the room.

"How come you two look like you found out that one of the girls has a boyfriend?"
"Ah, M-senpai is awake. We thought you'd never wake up." H2 said.
"Welcome back M."
"Jack said you talked to Yajima-san. Let me guess. You're dejected after finding out that she doesn't have feelings for you anymore hehe."
"Not really. I told her that we had to erase her memory. She said she knows and she told us that it wasn't necessary.  I brought Higu along to help convince her but we had no luck."
"I asked LeaderMaimi-san if she wanted to remember how she hit aniki's crotch...she just blushed then glared at me and asked if I wanted to get mine kicked by her..." added H2. "Aniki couldn't concentrate and kept looking at her legs..."
"Yeah…Wait, I was doing that?!"
"No need to erase her memory yet, you two." Dan said. "I think she can handle it and not affect her too much. Maybe we can just erase Fujimoto-san's perv jokes. But the bosses will have the final say though..."
"LeaderMaimi-san said she wants to keep the perv jokes too. I wonder why."
"Great. So Shimi-chan is to mud while Yajima-san is to crotch punch."
"Don't worry too much H. Just let them have their fun." M said as he tapped H's shoulder. "Besides, what harm can that do to you?"
"You're right." said H "Oh, by the way..."
"What is it..."

Before M could finish, H's punch landed squarely on his face. M fell on the ground and his nose bled.

"Thanks M."
"What was that for? I didn't go around peeking on girls taking showers?!"
"Niigaki-san approached me a few days ago, asking me where I get those JAV DVDs. I told her that I had no idea what she was talking about but she said that you told her that I'm into those kinds of stuff. Now I'm a pervert in her eyes. My image is ruined."
"Your image was ruined the day you had your hair turned green." said D.
"You could have told and excuse like Dan-san just asks you to burn them for safekeeping, or...."
"Don't get me involved in your trouble M. The girls know that you're the only pervert around so if H tells them that, they won't believe him."
"Alright. Sorry about that H. I'm gonna talk to Gaki-san to clear your name."
"You'd better."
"What intrigues me is why Gaki-san is looking for JAVs hmmm..."

Suddenly Miki entered the lab again.

"Hey guys!"
"H doesn't have JAV DVDs, Fujimoto-san. Please don't ask any from him."
"That's not why I came back here, moron! I forgot that I can't take this suit off by myself. I need to change back into normal clothes. Can any of you help me out?" but before any of them could raise his hand..."Wait, I changed my mind. I want you to help me out." she said as she pointed at H and walked closer to him.
"M-me?"
"Why? Are you scared?
"I'm not scared."
"Well you shouldn't be. I don't bite. Hmm...you smell nice. That’s Maimi’s cologne right?"
"Y-yeah. I think so. Wait, how'd you know?"
"You embraced her?
"Er...more like she was the one who did that."
"You player." Miki said as she clamped herself onto H's arm. "Now you really have to do me, I mean help me get this off…"

===
Everything was peaceful for a few more weeks. S and Kirari have returned home. Hisoka's group has not made any activity since the incident at the docks but the Guardians were still advised to be on full alert. C-ute's single was released while Berryz Koubou was getting ready for the release of theirs. Miki was still on duty and he would ask H to help her take off her suit everytime.

One day, M received a message from Risa early in the morning, asking him if he would go out with her for lunch. The bastard M was only able to read it fifteen minutes before the time Risa specified...

"Sorry to keep you waiting, Gaki-san." M said as he caught his breath.
"It's okay Michii-kun. I'm not in a hurry. And besides I don't have anything scheduled for this day. Except this."
"Really? That's nice. Oh, and Gaki-san..."
"Yes?"
"Happy Birthday!" M said as she handed Risa a package. "Sorry if that's all I can give you."
"Thanks Michii-kun. I'm gonna open it later when we get back." Risa said. "I hope it's not another Maria Oza..."
"Of course not hehe. Sorry I said that the one before was from Hikaru. It was mine actually."
"It's okay. I think it's normal for guys to watch those kinds of things. I'd be more disturbed if you watched some yaoi stuff."
"Oh those? Only Domon's into that."
"Ehhh?"
"Just kidding. So, where are we going?"
"Your choice."
"Let's go for Monjayaki. Is that okay with you?"
"Of course. That's one of my favorites."
"Great! It's on me."
"No no no. I'm the one who asked you out remember?"
"It's okay. I've never taken you out on a date before."
"A d-date?"
"Yeah. This is a date, right?"
"Y-yeah. I guess you're right." said a blushing Risa. "This is a date."
"So, let's go." M said as he grabbed Risa's hands. "Maybe we can go to Tokyo Tower afterwards."

So the two were able to get their Monjayaki. M went bankrupt though, because the food in the restaurant was quite expensive.

And then they proceeded to Tokyo Tower.

"The view is nice here, isn't it Michii-kun?"
"Yeah. It's the first time I've been here."
"Really? So, how do you like it?"
"I like it a lot. I feel relaxed."
"I see. Michii-kun?"
"Huh?"
"What's going to happen next year?"
"What about next year?"
"You know, I'm turning twenty."
"Oh? So you're going to be officially an adult. You can go buy beer if you want hehe."
"Yeah. But that's not it."
"Hmm? Sorry I was kidding. I know you don't drink beer or any kind of liquor."
"You see, this is the last year..."
"Last year?"
"T-this is the last year that you're going to be my Guardian..."


===
Somewhere

"How many days left, Jirou?"
"Eight days."
"It's near huh?"
"Yes. But I will be going there later, to issue a challenge. You two don't have to come with me. If they decide to fight me there, you two will be the ones to carry out the plan."
"What kind of challenge?"
"A duel. To the death. One on one."
"Pffft. You could just kill them all at once if you wanted to."
"I could but that is not the plan."
"Heh, couldn't you just forget about the plan for once?"
"I could. But If I did that, do you think that you'd still be alive until now?"
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Re: Detonator M Shuffle: Midway
« Reply #93 on: June 17, 2008, 02:24:14 AM »

"I'm not a girl Gaki-san!" M shouted as he stood on his bed. "I'm not a girl! Look, I have a...I have a..."
you have what ?  :lol:

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"Oh yeah. He's still out of town. I should ask him for some 'exclusive' preview pics of Kamei-san's new photobook hehe.
gimme gimme  :inlove:

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"Yeah. I am awesome. It only took me five minutes to beat them. That's almost the same time it takes when Yossi, Rika and I are...."
are what ? XD

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"Why thank you. Now stop checking if I'm nippin' out or not."
"Me? Why would I do that? That would never happen anyway..."
"What would never happen?"
"You. Nippin' out. Nyuk."
"Why you..."
  :rofl:

Nyuk !


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"People people people.
remind me of the hello!morning where they had english lesson :lol:

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"Trying to save you precious files eh, Dan-san?" K asked.
"I have offsite backup K." Dan answered as he looked at Miki. "Ehem. Right Fujimoto-san?"
rofl...

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<Kids bailed. H shaberi with ArrowIsland-san. More more pretty girl, girl.>
you know, shaberi actually sounds cute now  :P ArrowIsland haha

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"Oooh. You got to fight that loli girl! Cool! What kind of undies was she wearing that time?"
<Sieg Zeon!>
"Red undies huh? Did you take screencaps?"
what ? XD gundam ?

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"How come you two look like you found out that one of the girls has a boyfriend?"
shhhhht not now !

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"I asked LeaderMaimi-san if she wanted to remember how she hit aniki's crotch...she just blushed then glared at me and asked if I wanted to get mine kicked by her..." added H2. "Aniki couldn't concentrate and kept looking at her legs..."
"Yeah…Wait, I was doing that?!"
poor you two :lol: and its just the begining hu hu hu huh u :P

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Maybe we can just erase Fujimoto-san's perv jokes. But the bosses will have the final say though..."
"LeaderMaimi-san said she wants to keep the perv jokes too. I wonder why."
"Great. So Shimi-chan is to mud while Yajima-san is to crotch punch."
  :tama-mad:

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Before M could finish, H's punch landed squarely on his face. M fell on the ground and his nose bled.
:shocked: :shocked: :shocked:
atta boy !

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"Niigaki-san approached me a few days ago, asking me where I get those JAV DVDs. I told her that I had no idea what she was talking about but she said that you told her that I'm into those kinds of stuff. Now I'm a pervert in her eyes. My image is ruined."
:banghead:
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"Your image was ruined the day you had your hair turned green." said D.
right XD

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Suddenly Miki entered the lab again.
duh dum...

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"Hey guys!"
"H doesn't have JAV DVDs, Fujimoto-san. Please don't ask any from him."
lol......

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"Well you shouldn't be. I don't bite. Hmm...you smell nice. That’s Maimi’s cologne right?"
"Y-yeah. I think so. Wait, how'd you know?"
"You embraced her?
"Er...more like she was the one who did that."
"You player." Miki said as she clamped herself onto H's arm. "Now you really have to do me, I mean help me get this off…"
hey JFC, jealous ? XD
wait a minute...CAPTAIN WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU T______T H is a player...damn...

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Miki was still on duty and she would ask H to help her take off her suit everytime.
what she likes him now ? XD hu hu hu hu she likes the younger boys  :roll:

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The bastard M was only able to read it fifteen minutes before the time Risa specified...
Thebastard XD XD XD

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"Last year?"
"T-this is the last year that you're going to be my Guardian..."
  :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: NANIIIIIII ????

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"How many days left, Jirou?"
"Eight days."
"It's near huh?"
"Yes. But I will be going there later, to issue a challenge. You two don't have to come with me. If they decide to fight me there, you two will be the ones to carry out the plan."
"What kind of challenge?"
"A duel. To the death. One on one."
"Pffft. You could just kill them all at once if you wanted to."
"I could but that is not the plan."
"Heh, couldn't you just forget about the plan for once?"
"I could. But If I did that, do you think that you'd still be alive until now?"

now what's their plan ?

duh dum....

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Re: Detonator M Shuffle: Midway
« Reply #94 on: June 19, 2008, 04:56:27 AM »
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"I'm not a girl Gaki-san!" M shouted as he stood on his bed. "I'm not a girl! Look, I have a...I have a..."

It was then he realized that he wasn't alone. M looked around and saw the other Guardians, Dan, Tezuka and Miki laughing.
He only woke up now? Oh it's a good thing Risa's not really there. XD



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Wait, why is Fujimoto-san here? She's not a cyborg anymore right?" asked M.
"That's the kind of gratitude I get after I save your sorry ass?" she said as she gave M a hard slap.
Oh, slap ME Miki-sama! :drool:



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"Whoa! You beat those kids without any powers whatsoever? Cool!"
"Yeah. I am awesome.
:rockon:



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It only took me five minutes to beat them. That's almost the same time it takes when Yossi, Rika and I are...."
:twisted:



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"By the way, you look hot in that suit. It looks pretty tight..."
"Why thank you. Now stop checking if I'm nippin' out or not."
"Me? Why would I do that? That would never happen anyway..."
"What would never happen?"
"You. Nippin' out. Nyuk."
"Why you..."
Run M. Run like your life depends on it ('cuz right now, it probably does). :lol:



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"People people people. No fighting in the lab please." said Dan. "If you want to fight, go outside."
"Trying to save you precious files eh, Dan-san?" K asked.
"I have offsite backup K." Dan answered as he looked at Miki. "Ehem. Right Fujimoto-san?"
Dan doesn't even know if he has a place to backup his files? He's the tech guy, for pete's sake.  :thumbdown:



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"Whew! I thought she'd never go." said a relieved M. "But you know, she was almost nippin' out. Almost.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...yeah...:jerk:



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So, what happened to those kids? And where is H?"
<Kids bailed. H shaberi with ArrowIsland-san. More more pretty girl, girl.>
"Eh? What's wrong with your subs Chanponchan?"
"Jack's suit was damaged during his fight with the Aya clone." Tezuka said. "We've repaired everything except the subs so bear with him."
Ah, random H!M references. 
:hee:



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"Oooh. You got to fight that loli girl! Cool! What kind of undies was she wearing that time?"
<Sieg Zeon!>
GUNDAMS!!!
:cool1:



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"Red undies huh? Did you take screencaps?"
:mon lol:




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They were interrupted when H and H2 entered the room.

...

"Jack said you talked to Yajima-san. Let me guess. You're dejected after finding out that she doesn't have feelings for you anymore hehe."
"Not really. I told her that we had to erase her memory. She said she knows and she told us that it wasn't necessary.  I brought Higu along to help convince her but we had no luck."
So...they didn't erase her memory? Seems sort of strange that they'd tell her in the first place, I mean, it's not like she'd remember afterwards anyway, though I guess they did it out of respect for her.



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"I asked LeaderMaimi-san if she wanted to remember how she hit aniki's crotch...she just blushed then glared at me and asked if I wanted to get mine kicked by her..." added H2. "Aniki couldn't concentrate and kept looking at her legs..."
"Yeah…Wait, I was doing that?!"
Hey, Maimi does have pretty awesome legs. There's a reason why UFA has forbidden her from wearing pants. :P



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"No need to erase her memory yet, you two." Dan said. "I think she can handle it and not affect her too much. Maybe we can just erase Fujimoto-san's perv jokes. But the bosses will have the final say though..."
"LeaderMaimi-san said she wants to keep the perv jokes too. I wonder why."
:mon misch:



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"You're right." said H "Oh, by the way..."
"What is it..."

Before M could finish, H's punch landed squarely on his face. M fell on the ground and his nose bled.

"Thanks M."
"What was that for? I didn't go around peeking on girls taking showers?!"
"Niigaki-san approached me a few days ago, asking me where I get those JAV DVDs. I told her that I had no idea what she was talking about but she said that you told her that I'm into those kinds of stuff. Now I'm a pervert in her eyes. My image is ruined."
Wait a sec, why was Risa interested in where H got JAV?
:kekeke:



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"What intrigues me is why Gaki-san is looking for JAVs hmmm..."
:rofl:



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Suddenly Miki entered the lab again.

...

I forgot that I can't take this suit off by myself. I need to change back into normal clothes.
She can't take the suit off on her own? :o

* JFC thrusts his hand up in the air and waves them like he just don't care.
:w00t:



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Can any of you help me out?" but before any of them could raise his hand..."Wait, I changed my mind. I want you to help me out." she said as she pointed at H and walked closer to him.
"M-me?"
Lucky bastage.
:err:



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Are you scared?
"I'm not scared."
"Well you shouldn't be. I don't bite. Hmm...you smell nice. That’s Maimi’s cologne right?"
"Y-yeah. I think so. Wait, how'd you know?"
"You embraced her?
"Er...more like she was the one who did that."
I say again...lucky bastage.
 :badluck:



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"You player." Miki said as she clamped herself onto H's arm. "Now you really have to do me, I mean help me get this off…"
Isn't H underage?

...


...


Bah, like that would stop Miki-sama. :pimp:



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Miki was still on duty and he would ask H to help her take off her suit everytime.
Lucky bastage. :banghead:



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One day, M received a message from Risa early in the morning, asking him if he would go out with her for lunch. The bastard M was only able to read it fifteen minutes before the time Risa specified...

"Sorry to keep you waiting, Gaki-san." M said as he caught his breath.
"It's okay Michii-kun. I'm not in a hurry. And besides I don't have anything scheduled for this day. Except this."
"Really? That's nice. Oh, and Gaki-san..."
"Yes?"
"Happy Birthday!" M said as she handed Risa a package. "Sorry if that's all I can give you."
"Thanks Michii-kun. I'm gonna open it later when we get back." Risa said. "I hope it's not another Maria Oza..."
Awwwwwww...it's Risa's birthday. :oops:

Wait a sec, M gave her JAV for a present? So THAT'S why he told her that story about it being H's. 
:hip devil:



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"Of course not hehe. Sorry I said that the one before was from Hikaru. It was mine actually."
"It's okay. I think it's normal for guys to watch those kinds of things. I'd be more disturbed if you watched some yaoi stuff."
True dat, true dat. 
:hip bleh:



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"Oh those? Only Domon's into that."
"Ehhh?"
"Just kidding.
Oh he better hope D doesn't find out that he said that!
:mon lmao:



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"Let's go for Monjayaki. Is that okay with you?"
"Of course. That's one of my favorites."
"Great! It's on me."
"No no no. I'm the one who asked you out remember?"
"It's okay. I've never taken you out on a date before."
"A d-date?"
"Yeah. This is a date, right?"
"Y-yeah. I guess you're right." said a blushing Risa. "This is a date."
"So, let's go." M said as he grabbed Risa's hands. "Maybe we can go to Tokyo Tower afterwards."
Ooooooooh very slick there M, nicely done indeed.
:mon thumb:



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And then they proceeded to Tokyo Tower.

"The view is nice here, isn't it Michii-kun?"
"Yeah. It's the first time I've been here."

...

Michii-kun?"
"Huh?"

...

"You know, I'm turning twenty."

...

"You see, this is the last year..."
"Last year?"
"T-this is the last year that you're going to be my Guardian..."
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH!?!?!?!?!
:mon wtf:



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*JIROU-TACHI TALK*
Considering their limited resources, it's probably taken them longer to recover from the damage they sustained in that fight.

The fact that they said that Jirou could have taken care of all of the Guardians himself, but didn't is obviously disconcerting. What's even MORE disturbing is wondering what "the plan" is and why it made him choose to NOT wipe them out.  They could have easily won just by taking out the Guardians, but if THAT's not their primary mission/goal, then just WHAT is? What is it that Ichiro gave them as their prime imperative?
:dunno:

JPH!P :heart:'s Fushigidane, ChrNo, Jab & marimari. Always.

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« Reply #95 on: September 05, 2008, 03:45:31 AM »
"I like you, Umeda-san~."
"Ummm...sorry. You're younger than me and you're not my type. I'm sorry."
"It's okay."
~~~~~

"I like you, Yajima-san~."
"You see what this is?"
"Err...your legs?"
"No. I was pointing at my foot. And it's going to hit your face in fifteen seconds if you don't get out of my sight..."
~~~~~

"I like you, Nakajima-san~."
"Oh...gee...I...don't...know...wow...you...like...me...I...can't...believe...it...." *slams the door*
"..."
*opens the door* "Sorry, but...no." *closes the door again*
~~~~~

"Ummm....hello. Can I speak with Suzuki-san?"
"She's not here yet. Why don't you come back later."
"Okay."

After a few minutes...

"Errr...What are you still doing here? I thought you already left?"
"I like you, Okai-san~."
"Awww. I like you too."
"Really?!"
"As a big brother. ^__^ "
"Oh. I see. ^__^ "
"Can I call you onii-chan?"
"Sure."
"Great! Now we can take a bath together coz we're siblings. ^__^ "
"Yeah...wait, what?!!! O_o "
~~~~~

"I like you, Hagiwara-san~."
"You. You're a pedo."
"..."
~~~~~

"I like you, Arihara-san~."
"Sorry, but I like Airi-chan."
"Eh?!"
"And Maimi-chan. And Captain. And..."
"Ehhh?!!!"
~~~~~

"Is Chisato-cha... I mean Okai-san there?"
"Sorry. She's already asleep. Do you need to talk to her? I can wake her up."
"No need Suzuki-san."
"Okay."
"Ummm.."
"Yes?"
"I like you, Suzuki-san~."
"..."
"I see. Sorry to bother you. I'll be going now. Mission failed..."
"I. I like you too, Higure-chan."
"R-really?!!"
"Y-yes."
"Not as a brother?!"
"Of course not. That would be...how would say it...gross hihi."
"Yosh!!!! Finally! Someone who realizes my undying affection."
"What are you saying there, Higure-chan?"
"Oh nothing, nothing. Don't mind me Suzuki-dono."
"Dono?"
"Yes. Because from now on, my heart belongs to you and only you."
"You're...weird!"
"Yes. And I'm yours."
"Here, have a Pocky."
~~~~~


"That's what happened when I was newbie, right, Suzuki-dono?"
"Yeah. I can't believe you still remember that."
"How can I forget? It was a bit traumatic, but still had a happy ending.  I really thought that I won't be able to get along with you girls but I was wrong. LeaderMaimi-san already threatened my life as early as that. But she's nice to me now. She even gives me some of her lunch, though most of her bentos are a bit too sweet sometimes."
"Haha. I wonder what would have happened if I rejected to you too."
"I know you wouldn't do that, Suzuki-dono. The first time we met, I already knew that you had the hots for me. The way you looked at me when the boss was introducing me..."
"So full of yourself huh. Wake up!" Airi said as she pinched his shoulder. " Where do you get that confidence from?"
"From you of course."
"Hmmm. So, why'd you call me here, Higu-chan? Do you have something important to say?"
"Yes."
"Go on. Tell me."
"Suzuki-dono. Airi. I'm going away for a while. I don't know when I'll be back. LeaderMaimi-san will be your Guardian. Though she's not a cyborg, you'll be safe with her...crap!" H2 said as he slapped himself.
"What's a cyborg?"
"Err...it's a secret but..."
"Hmmm?"
"Cyborgs are the codename for the girls that are lined up for photobooks." H2 whispered.
"Oooh! Then that means I'm a cyborg! My next photobook is scheduled for a December release!"
"That's great!"
"Isn't it?"
"..."
"What?"
"Did you just say that you have a photobook scheduled for December?!!!!"
"I did."
"Arrrggggh!!!"
"Why? The photoshoot will be two weeks from now. It'll be in Guam. You'll be back by then right?
"Hmm, an international location...that means if I'm not around, S-san will be the one to accompany her! I can't allow that!" he thought.
"Higu-chan?"
"Oh, oh. I'm sorry. I'm not sure. But I'll try to be back earlier." H2 said.
"I see. I was thinking that maybe you can help me choose which swimsuits I could bring along but I guess you can't now."
"Yeah. Just thinking about it already makes me want to cry."
"Where are you going anyway?"
"Err..."
"Is it a secret too?"
"I'm going to look for the kappa. Because it's the only thing that keeps me from getting all of your attention. Once I get rid of it, I'll be the only one you'll be thinking of."
"Hahaha. That's not true, Higu-chan." Airi told him as she embraced him from behind. "I think of you. All the time. Even in my sleep."
"Airi..."
"If you insist on looking for the kappa...I'm not stopping you." she said as she let go. "Just takes some pictures of it. Don't kill it or I'll get mad. But if you don't find it, you'll have to treat me with some Yakiniku and ice cream."
"Y-yes. I understand. "
"I'll be waiting for you, Higu-chan."
"Err...Suzuki-dono?"
"Yes?"
"Can you hug me one more time?"
"Why?"
"So I'll be able to keep in mind what I'll be coming back for..."
~~~~~

"I'm going away for a while, Arihara-san."
"Really? Does Airi-chan know?"
"Yes. Please take care of Suzuki-dono while I'm away. In the meantime, Kirari-chan will be your Guardian."
"Oooh, that little girl? Nice, nice. I'll take good care of her too..."
~~~~~

"I'm going away for a while, Hagiwara-san. In the meantime, Domon-san will be your Guardian."
"Is he a pedo?"
"Nope. But he's gay. Sometimes."
"That's better than pedo."
"I guess so."
"But I'm fine with a pedo like you. So when you come back, you better still a pedo, Higure-chan."
~~~~~

"I'm going away for a while, Okai-san. In the meantime, Kyo-san will be your Guardian."
"Where are you going?"
"I'm gonna fight some monsters in another place. So I can level up."
"Cool! Can I go too?"
"It has a height requirement..."
"Funny. Very funny."
"I'll take you next time I go there, Chisato-chan."
"I'll look forward to that, oniichan."
~~~~~

"I'm going away for a while, Nakajima-san."
"You're leaving us?"
"Don't worry. I’ll be back. Aniki will be your temporary Guardian."
"Hikaru-chan?"
"Yeah. He's a sucker for girls named Saki. And don't worry, he doesn't really peek when a girl takes a bath."
"I know. He's better than you."
"I don't peek!"
"No. You just don't get caught."
"..."
"Just kidding. Have a safe trip, Higure-chan."
~~~~~

"I'm going away for a while, Yajima-san. In the meantime, Mitsui-san will be your Guardian."
"That perv with the red scarf? Why him?"
"Would you rather have Fujimoto-san as your Guardian?"
"...You have a point."
"Actually, all of them wanted to be your Guardian so they just had a tourney to determine who your Guardian will be. He won fair and square. So yeah. But I still believe he bribed Shingo-san with something..."
"Did...did Hikaru-chan join too?"
"Of course. But please, don't tell him that I told you. He's afraid that Shimizu-san might find out. I mean, who wouldn't want to be your Guardian?"
"You?"
"How can I be a Guardian of someone who wants to kill me?"
"It's your fault! I always catch you checking me out!"
"But I'm just looking at what Suzuki-dono is looking at."
"..."
"What?"
"Fine! Just be sure that you come back."
~~~~~

"I'm going away for a while, Umeda-san. In the meantime, Jack will be your Guardian."
"Jack? Oh, you mean that hot Chinese guy?! Cool! When does he start?"
"Effective tomorrow."
"Okay! By the way, one of my friends thinks that you're hot, Higure-chan. Wanna go out with her?"
"Really? I'm not sure if I can. I can't two-time Suzuki-dono."
"I won't tell her."
"Sorry. But thanks anyway."
"You're such a good boy. Now I know why Airi-chan likes you that much. Now I'm confident that you're never going to hurt her."
~~~~~

"Are you done saying goodbye to them?" K asked H2 as he entered their quarters. "He'll be sending the coordinates any minute now."
"Yeah. I'm all set. I told them I'd be gone for a while." H2 replied as he did some shadow boxing. "Ready when you are."
"Boo hoo. Looks like you cried! I can see a trail of your tears!" teased M. "Don't worry, I'll take care of them when you're gon..."
"Who said I'll be gone for long? I already computed and the maximum number of days required for a complete recovery and the most is twenty-one days. I have no plans of dying. I'm not like Aniki!"
"Hey!" said H. "What are you talking about?!"
"That Jirou kid is a clone of Ichiro. But unlike Ichiro, we don't have any fight data about him." advised S. "Be careful."
"Who cares if he's a clone? I wouldn't enter this fight if didn't know I'd win it. Just watch! I'm gonna kick his ass! I don't care how powerful he is or if we have any data! You guys haven't seen what I can do yet! Now I get the chance to show off! And I'm gonna make sure that I'm back in time for Suzuki-dono's photoshoot!"
<Still full of confidence. That's a good sign. Did you give him a pep talk, D-san?>
"Are you kidding? I should be the one asking him for pep talks." replied D.
"You can do it, H2-kun!"
"Thanks Kirari-chan. I'm not going to die. I'm going to win. Then look for the kappa. For Suzuki-dono. Or else I'll have to treat her with Yakiniku and ice cream."
"Sorry, kappas don't exist kid." M told him. "Better have money prepared."
"You can always dress in a kappa suit, H2." K said. "That would get you more points with her."
"Now why didn't I think of that..."
"Guys, Jirou sent the venue." said S. "Saitama Super Arena."


===
Dan's Lab

"Dan-san, do you think he can win?" asked Tezuka. "If Jirou is an exact replica of Ichiro, from personality to schematics, it's going to be..."
"Relax. The kid knows what he's doing."
"Overconfidence might be his downfall."
"Probably. But he gives me the impression that he's not going down without a fight.  Those upgrades he requested were pretty impressive. I had a hard time thinking how we could make it work." answered Dan.
"Did you have time to test it?"
"Take a look." Dan said as he showed Tezuka a video from the training room taken twenty minutes earlier. The footage was H2 throwing a punch in front of a wall. After a few seconds...
"Nothing happened."
"Now let's take a look the wall now." said Dan as he focused the cameras on the training room.
"The wall's still there."
"I know. Now count to three."
"One..."

Before Tezuka could continue, the wall exploded. Obliterated. All that was left of it was dust.

"Sorry. I miscalculated." Dan said as he scratched his head. "Let's see... x squared minus the cube root of y..."
"So it's a time delayed attack to make it simple."
"Not quite. The force was there the moment he threw that punch. But it had to travel a bit."
"Travel? You mean like vectors in a Cartesian plane? Amazing."
"Something like that. Another thing that makes it remarkable is that once he sets a point, the vector will find a way to reach it, although not immediately so that the target won't be ready for it."
"The question now is, will it be enough to defeat Ichiro's clone?"
"Honestly..."





"No."

WAR AKARI!!! Infernal Ninjutsu, Hidden Lore...Freedom of Opposites Technique!!! Rest in peace Kyle,Jab,Mom,Tita, ChrNo...

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Re: Detonator M Shuffle
« Reply #96 on: September 05, 2008, 07:50:53 AM »
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*"I LIKE YOU" CONFESSIONS*
I was reading these and kept going "ouch" or "burn" or "crud" after each one. Poor H2.  :lol:

Particularly liked Maimi's threat of bodily harm, Chisato's...um..."logic", Nakajima-chan's "OMGOMGOMGOMG..........no" response, oh, and I could totally picture Maimai being completely deadfaced when she gave her reply. Then there was Kanna's reply....that was just...epic. XD



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So, why'd you call me here, Higu-chan? Do you have something important to say?"
"Yes."
"Go on. Tell me."
"Suzuki-dono. Airi. I'm going away for a while. I don't know when I'll be back.
H2 going for some upgrades or something?



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LeaderMaimi-san will be your Guardian.
Huh? She will? :?



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Though she's not a cyborg, you'll be safe with her...crap!" H2 said as he slapped himself.
"What's a cyborg?"
:doh:



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"Err...it's a secret but..."
"Hmmm?"
"Cyborgs are the codename for the girls that are lined up for photobooks." H2 whispered.
"Oooh! Then that means I'm a cyborg! My next photobook is scheduled for a December release!"
"That's great!"
"Isn't it?"
Looks like he's safe...if she really bought that line. :P



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"..."
"What?"
"Did you just say that you have a photobook scheduled for December?!!!!"
"I did."
"Arrrggggh!!!"
"Why? The photoshoot will be two weeks from now. It'll be in Guam. You'll be back by then right?
"Hmm, an international location...that means if I'm not around, S-san will be the one to accompany her! I can't allow that!" he thought.
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.  :banghead:



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I was thinking that maybe you can help me choose which swimsuits I could bring along but I guess you can't now."
"Yeah. Just thinking about it already makes me want to cry."
Yabai. :o



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"Where are you going anyway?"
"Err..."
"Is it a secret too?"
"I'm going to look for the kappa. Because it's the only thing that keeps me from getting all of your attention. Once I get rid of it, I'll be the only one you'll be thinking of."
:kekeke:



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*AIRI HUGS H2*
:nya:



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"I'm going away for a while, Hagiwara-san. In the meantime, Domon-san will be your Guardian."
"Is he a pedo?"
"Nope. But he's gay. Sometimes."
"That's better than pedo."
O0



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"I guess so."
"But I'm fine with a pedo like you. So when you come back, you better still a pedo, Higure-chan."
Awwwwwwwwwwww... :oops:



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"I'm going away for a while, Nakajima-san."
"You're leaving us?"
"Don't worry. I’ll be back. Aniki will be your temporary Guardian."
"Hikaru-chan?"
"Yeah. He's a sucker for girls named Saki.
That's true. He is.  :grin:



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And don't worry, he doesn't really peek when a girl takes a bath."
"I know. He's better than you."
"I don't peek!"
"No. You just don't get caught."
"..."
"Just kidding. Have a safe trip, Higure-chan."
:pig laugh:



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"I'm going away for a while, Yajima-san. In the meantime, Mitsui-san will be your Guardian."
"That perv with the red scarf? Why him?"
"Would you rather have Fujimoto-san as your Guardian?"
"...You have a point."
:on lol:



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"Did...did Hikaru-chan join too?"
"Of course. But please, don't tell him that I told you. He's afraid that Shimizu-san might find out. I mean, who wouldn't want to be your Guardian?"
"You?"
"How can I be a Guardian of someone who wants to kill me?"
"It's your fault! I always catch you checking me out!"
"But I'm just looking at what Suzuki-dono is looking at."
"..."
"What?"
Woooooooooooo!
:wahaha:



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"I'm going away for a while, Umeda-san. In the meantime, Jack will be your Guardian."
"Jack? Oh, you mean that hot Chinese guy?! Cool! When does he start?"
"Effective tomorrow."
Umeda likes Chanpochan?  :cow:



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"Okay! By the way, one of my friends thinks that you're hot, Higure-chan. Wanna go out with her?"
"Really? I'm not sure if I can. I can't two-time Suzuki-dono."
"I won't tell her."
"Sorry. But thanks anyway."
"You're such a good boy. Now I know why Airi-chan likes you that much. Now I'm confident that you're never going to hurt her."
Awwwwwwww...she's like...protecting Airi.
 :hip angel:



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"Are you done saying goodbye to them?" K asked H2 as he entered their quarters. "He'll be sending the coordinates any minute now."
"Yeah. I'm all set. I told them I'd be gone for a while." H2 replied as he did some shadow boxing.
Oh crap...this is the challenge that H3 was talking about? :O



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I'm not going to die. I'm going to win. Then look for the kappa. For Suzuki-dono. Or else I'll have to treat her with Yakiniku and ice cream."
"Sorry, kappas don't exist kid." M told him. "Better have money prepared."
"You can always dress in a kappa suit, H2." K said. "That would get you more points with her."
"Now why didn't I think of that..."
They can match!
  :rofl:



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"Guys, Jirou sent the venue." said S. "Saitama Super Arena."
Somehow...not surprised.   :-X



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"Dan-san, do you think he can win?" asked Tezuka. "If Jirou is an exact replica of Ichiro, from personality to schematics, it's going to be..."
"Relax. The kid knows what he's doing."
Well, he's not QUITE an exact replica. Remember that he's actually a younger version of the original.  Whether or not that has any effect on Jirou's abilities when compared to Ichiro's...who knows for sure?




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*VIDEO OF H2's NEW ATTACK*
Hmmmm...it's effective, but slow.  It's obviously not going to work just by getting Jirou to stay still long enough to let the vector wave hit him. To be able to use it is going to take strategy, timing, and using it just at the right time.


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"The question now is, will it be enough to defeat Ichiro's clone?"
"Honestly..."





"No."
On it's own, obvsiously not. It's not enough to be a finisher on it's own.  H2's going to need to make full use of all of his skills, as well as his other upgrades, to even have a chance.

JPH!P :heart:'s Fushigidane, ChrNo, Jab & marimari. Always.

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« Reply #97 on: September 05, 2008, 12:07:01 PM »

"I like you, Hagiwara-san~."
"You. You're a pedo."
"..."
~~~~~

 :rofl:

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She even gives me some of her lunch, though most of her bentos are a bit too sweet sometimes."
thanks to maimai and chisato  :lol:
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"Cyborgs are the codename for the girls that are lined up for photobooks." H2 whispered.
"Oooh! Then that means I'm a cyborg! My next photobook is scheduled for a December release!"
damn ! now tell me Miya is a cyborg too !!!!
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"Err...Suzuki-dono?"
"Yes?"
"Can you hug me one more time?"
"Why?"
"So I'll be able to keep in mind what I'll be coming back for..."
~~~~~
awww....
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"Yeah. He's a sucker for girls named Saki. And don't worry, he doesn't really peek when a girl takes a bath."
"I know. He's better than you."
"I don't peek!"
"No. You just don't get caught."
she has a point  XD
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"Actually, all of them wanted to be your Guardian so they just had a tourney to determine who your Guardian will be. He won fair and square. So yeah. But I still believe he bribed Shingo-san with something..."
"Did...did Hikaru-chan join too?"
maimi is sooooo inlove hu hu hu hu
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"How can I be a Guardian of someone who wants to kill me?"
"It's your fault! I always catch you checking me out!"
"But I'm just looking at what Suzuki-dono is looking at."
"..."
"What?"
what ?!
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"The question now is, will it be enough to defeat Ichiro's clone?"
"Honestly..."





"No."


dum dum....

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Re: Detonator M Shuffle
« Reply #98 on: September 06, 2008, 03:48:04 PM »
I love this new chapter, just don't know how to describe it in words. Thanks for it anyway  :on crazygran:
* ziggurat continue researching lurker aspect

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Detonator M Shuffle: Neue Ziel
« Reply #99 on: September 26, 2008, 03:43:59 AM »
Dyed-haired Man's Office

*knock**knock*

"Come in." It was one of the black-suited security personnel. "What is it?"
"Ummm, Sir, there's a man downstairs who wants to see you."
"Does he have an appointment?"
"H-he doesn't have any."
"Tell him to get one first. My schedule's kinda hectic right now, and I'm heading to a meeting in a few minutes. I can't..."
"I-It's Ichiro, Sir."
"What? Where is he?"
"Should I call for backup? Sir, where are you going?"

The Dyed-haired man headed to the entrance of the building without any hesitation. He went out and noticed someone sitting on the steps.

"You're not Ichiro." he said as he sat down with the boy.
"Of course I'm not. Your employee just got things messed up. Do I look like him that much?"
"Yes."
"Should I be proud of that?"
"That's up to you to decide."
"I see."
"What do you want? The girls aren't around. Are you here to get rid of me?"
"That time will come. You're in luck because that time isn't today. But you should tell your men to back off or I'm going to kill them."

The Dyed-haired man saw a horde of the black-suited security personnel a few meters away from them. They surrounded the area and there were even some snipers, their crosshairs already locked on to Jirou. He signaled them to disperse. Once they were left alone, he sat beside the younger clone again.

"Hmmm. So, why are you here?"
"Tell me more about him. Tell me more about Ichiro."
"Why?"
"I want to find out if we are really the same."
"I don't know if I'm the right person to tell you about it."
"Why not? Ichiro was cloned from your DNA right?"

===
"Why so glum M? You've been like that ever since you got back from your date with Niigaki-san. Did something happen?" asked K.
"Don't tell me she let you...you...YOU FIEND!" D said.
"Nothing like 'that' happened K. And cut your wild fantasies D, I'm not like you. I was just thinking about something she told me when we went out." anwered M. "S probably knows about it too."
"Hmm. It's because of the policy, isn't it? Next year Niigaki-san will be twenty and will no longer require a Guardian, right?" S asked. "Don't think about it too much. It's not the end of the world when that happens. They can take care of themselves. "
"What happens to us?"
"We'll be reassigned to other girls. I should give them a warning so Maeda Yuuka-san or Fukuda Kanon-san won't end up with you."
"I'm serious S."
"So am I."
"Do you realize what you're saying? Are you telling me that you're fine no longer being Kamei-san's Guardian?!"
"Why? I'm just her Guardian. Nothing else."
"Say that in front of her face."
"I have. She cried."
"And you're fine with that?"
"I am. And I should be."
"Don't lie to yourself."
"I'm not. And I didn't lie to her. I told her what she should know."
"Bastard!" M said as he grabbed S's collar. He punched him and S's glasses flew off. "You don't really care about her feelings, huh?"
"Of course I do. I told it to her as soon as I started so that she won't get hurt in the future anymore, so I'll be the only one to carry that burden. I don't have any feelings for her! And I don't deserve any feelings she has for me!" shouted S as he picked up his glasses. He didn't say anything else as he left the room.

"Shit. I went overboard this time. I should go apologize to him." said M.
"Good thing he didn't decide to punch you back. If he did, you'd be needing a new face." joked D.
"I never saw S like that before. Something must be wrong." K told them.

The worried trio stormed out of the room and followed him. There were able to find him immediately. He was at the indoor garden. Eri would sometimes ask him to go with her there but S would always decline. Except when M or H2 would volunteer to go with her.

"I'm sorry about what happened S. I lot my temper."
"No problem. That punch brought me back to my senses. You raised some valid points, M."
"I did? Oh yeah. I did. But I'm not letting you punch me in the face."
"No need."
"Whew!"
"Everything was according to my plan. Until you arrived."
"How the heck did I get involved? I rarely talk to Kamei-san! Okay, I check her out sometimes, and...I'm sorry about that S."
"I know that you do. But it's not because of that."
"Then what?"
"It's because of how you give attention to Niigaki-san. Not just you M, but K, D and the others as well. Because of you I found out that I was wrong.  I could see Eri's sadness whenever she watches you and Niigaki-san talking. I realized that I was too cold but I kept telling myself that it was the right thing to do. I tried to correct my errors but it felt like the hole I created was so big it cannot be patched. I felt that she wasn't happy with me. So there was a time when I asked her if she wanted to have another Guardian assigned to her."
"She wanted you replaced?"
"No. She said that she wanted me to be her Guardian until the end."
"That's great! You should be glad. Wait, did you just call her Eri?" asked M.
"I did. Anyway...everyone knows it's not easy not to fall for her but I was able to do it for quite some time. However, a few weeks ago, when we were in Canada...she told me that she likes me. And she asked me if I felt the same. Half of me wanted to hear that a long time ago and was still waiting. The other half wished that she didn't tell me. But I was helpless. All of me likes Eri. "
"Awww. That's sweet. Just like in those erogames that K plays.." said D.
"Was that the time when we were talking to me via messenger?"  asked K. "What did you tell her?"
"I...I haven't told her my answer yet."
"Don't play hard to get S." M told him. "You're wasting a lot of time."
"I'm not playing hard to get. I just don't want anyone to get hurt, especially her. I want to protect her. From the stalkers, from the paparazzi. But those were just excuses because most of all, I want to protect her from me. I wanted our relationship to be just Guardian-assignment but she said that she likes me, despite me acting like a total asshole towards her. And she forgave me. For everything I did. Now I don't know if I can even admit my feelings for her."

"What are your feelings for me?"

"I like you Eri. But I'm a coward. I can't even look you in the eye and tell it to you..."

"You just told it to me."

"..."

"You're not a coward, Shingo-kun. Even if you say that you are one, it won't change how I feel for you."

The Guardians turned around and saw Ai, Risa, Eri, Reina, Sayu and Junjun behind them. They were giggling, except for Eri who was in the verge of bursting into tears.

"K-Kamei-san? Morning Musume? W-what are you doing here?"
"Michii-kun asked me if we could come here." Risa answered.
"So you heard everything."
"We did. That was sweet, Shingo-kun." Sayu told him. "You get my vote."
"Why don't you tell her your feelings now, Shingo-kun?" Ai asked as she pushed Eri closer to S. "I think she wants to hear it again."
"I..." S said as he blushed.
"Are you afraid to say it in front of all of us?" asked Sayu. "Come on, Domo-kun, help me encourage Shingo-kun."
"Don't hide behind me, Eririn." Risa said as she kept Eri from staying behind her. "I don't think Michii-kun will try to check you out. Not while I'm around."
"Don't tell us that you're gonna spazz out again!" Reina said as she gave him a nudge. "You told me you did that when you two were alone back in Canada."
"Eeehhh?!!!" said everyone.
"You! YOU FIEND!" Sayu and D shouted together as they pointed at S. "What happened in Canada?!!!"
"Nothing happened." S said. "Nothing."
"And you expect us to beleive you?" M said as he nudged S. "Give me some details later okay?"
"Michii-kun..."
"I was just kidding, Gaki-san."
"Reina-chan?" pouted Eri.
"Oops. Sorry. I didn't mean to blow your cover." Reina said as she scratched her head. "Kyo-kun, can you make them forget about that?" she whispered.
"Sure...I ca...Sorry, can't do it Tanaka-san. Ehehehe." K told her as he tried to escape others' death glares. "I don't think they'd let me."
"If Glasses-kun is a wuss, I'll take Kamei-san then." Junjun said. "I'll make sure that something happens when we share the same room."

The others started laughing. Except S and Eri. And Junjun.

"What's so funny? I'm serious!" she told them. "Glasses-kun will just make Kamei-san cry!"

Eri started to walk away but S stopped her.

'Kamei-san, I..." said S as he grabbed her hand.
"I thought I told you to call me Eri?"
"Ah, yes. Eri..."
"It's alright Shingo-kun. You don't have to say it. I know." said Eri. "Just be honest with me. I'll understand."
"I'm sorry."
*sigh* "It's alright."
"I'm sorry...for pretending that I don't like you."
"Shingo-kun..."
"I like you too, Eri. I'm sorry if I only told you that just now. Maybe it's too late for me to say it. But I like you. I only have one year left before I'm going to be assigned to someone else. According to the policy, you won't be my assignment anymore. But policy aside, I want to be your Guardian. Until the end. If you let me."
"I. Don't. Want. Anyone. Else. But. You. Shingo. Kun."
"Thank you."
"I should be the one thanking you. I cherished every moment you were my Guardian, even during those times that you didn't want to talk to me, even after that time when you shouted at me and told me that I was starting to annoy you."
"I...I did that?"
"Yes. But I don't blame you for it. I should have known when to stop. I just wanted to know you better, but I guess you didn't want me to. Don't think about it too much anymore. That was my fault."
"..."
"All those times I felt safe because I know you're watching over me. It doesn't really matter if you're my Guardian or not. Because I know that you're always there."
"It was an honor to be assigned to a person like you."
"Why?"
"Because..."
"Because?"
"Because you have a nice attitude."
"..."
"And because you are beautiful."
"..."
"Eri?"
"Not because of my thighs?"
"And that too."

Eri walked towards him and embraced him. But unlike when they were in Canada, S embraced her back this time.

"Thank you, Shingo-kun. Being my Guardian is just some kind of fancy label. You mean a lot more than that to me."

"No fair! I like Kamei-san too!" Junjun said. "Get your hands off her, Nothing-happened-Glasses-kun!!!"

Everyone laughed. No exceptions. And It was Eri and S who were laughing the loudest.

"I...I brought the antennae this time." Eri whispered.
"..."
"You don't like it anymore?"
"Of course I do."

"Do you still have your antennae too, Gaki-san?" asked M.
"Ehhh? Antennae? What are you talking about?"
"Umm, guys. Sorry to interrupt but I just got a message from the boss. He says it's urgent." K said. "It's says it has something about that Ichiro clone."
"Finally, they decide to act. Time to pay them back for knocking me out and making me suffer with Fujimoto-san's dream machine." said M as he cracked his knuckles.
"You're just eager to see what that girl clone is going to wear this time." D said.

===
Dyed-haired Man's Office

H, H2, Jack and Kirari were already there when M and the others arrived.

"As you know, Jirou went here earlier. He didn't do anything, except ask me a few questions." he told the Guardians. "Also, the main reason he went here is because he wants to challenge one of you in a duel. To the death. If he loses, he said that he will kill himself in front of you."
"Sounds like a trap. He'd probably blow himself up, including us when that happens." D said.
"Maybe. But what if he doesn't lose?" wondered K. "I don't think he's stupid enough to issue that kind of challenge if he's not sure he's gonna win."
"He also said that if any of his two companions interfere, he will be the one to kill them." added the Dyed-haired man.
"Can I fight him?"  Kirari volunteered. "I want to fight. I'm tired of fighting those stalkers. I can't even use my full power."
"I don't think Dan-san would let you, Kirari-chan. You'll get your chance but not with him. He is too dangerous." D told her.
<What about me? I can fight him.>
"We know that you have the skills Jack, and you almost beat one of the clones. But I doubt if your skills and the suit can handle him. It took ten of us to stop Ichiro before. I doubt if he's an exact replica. He is probably even better or an upgraded version." M said.
"We don't have any data about him, unlike the other two. We can't even estimate what he is capable of." said S. "All we know is that he's a clone of Ichiro and that his whole body is wrapped with bandages because something went wrong during the cloning process."
"I can fight him. Just ask Dan-san to reinstall my death glare." Miki said as she entered the room.
"Sorry Miki, but no. I have plans for you next year." The Dyed-haired man told her. "It would be best if you stayed out of this."
"Is she going to get another photobook Sir?" asked M.
"No, dumbass. I'm going to be assigned to C-ute and Berryz Koubou next year. Permanently!" Miki answered.
"Like I'd let that happen!" H and H2 said together.
"You can help out Aniki with Berryz, Fujimoto-san. They have more members that are prone to trouble." added H2. "I can take care of C-ute."
"Yeah. But I heard that there's one from C-ute who likes to touch a lot too. I must eliminate all other competition."
"Ah yes. Before I forget to tell you, the policy on assignments has been revamped." said the Dyed-haired man. "You are now designated permanently to the current assignments you have, disregard the age rule we had before. The board decided to tighten up the security, especially for the current active members. They are expecting that the girls will be targeted more in the upcoming months so do your best to protect them. There will still be times when you will have ad hoc assignments but I believe that all of you are familiar with that already. Just read the policy in the manual."
"..."
"That's great! I get to stick with Buono!" exclaimed Miki. "Those three still owe me some booze."
"Who made Buono your assignment?" asked H2.
"I did. Just now." answered MIki. "By the way, did you know that Airi-chan likes strawberries?"
"Of course. That's why I buy some for her every week."
"Not the fruit, newb. But strawberry soap."
"Strawberry soap?"
"Yes. Soap. You know, the stuff you use to clean your body."
"Do not desecrate Suzuki-dono!!!"
"I've got a feeling that the rules got changed because of you, Fujimoto-san." M told her.
"Yeah, yeah. So what if I got caught? You guys should thank me because you'll get to hang around with the girls longer now."

"Alright. So Miki, Jack and Kirari-chan are exempted. I'm leaving it to the rest of you to decide who will fight. Jirou said he will just send us the venue in a few days." The Dyed-haired man told them. "I'll tell Dan and Tezuka to give the one chosen anything he needs. But in the meantime I have to attend another meeting."

And so, the Dyed-haired man left the Guardians by themselves...

"Alright, who's gonna do it? Any volunteers?" Miki asked them. "I know, I'm just going to appoint someone."
"Jankenpyon?" suggested D.
"We can't decide using jankenpyon. There's too many of us. And K-senpai can change his hand in a split second." worried H
"Oh! I have something you can use." Kirari said as she took out something. "Kurohige Kiki Ippatsu! Who pops the pirate out first gets to fight."
"Nice idea there kiddo." Miki told her. "Okay, who wants to go first?"
"Yosh! Let me try!" said H2 as he took one of the small swords from Kirari. "Kappa guide me!" he said as he plunged it into one of the holes. The next thing he saw was the pirate from the barrel hitting Miki on the face.


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"Damn you Kappa." T_T

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