Sigh, had a checkup today, not sure if I should go back to this doc.....
Doctor: Yoshino, Yoshino, how are you still living, look at your blood pressure, the scale couldn't go high enough to record it....
Yoshino: What(!), Doc, that has to be wrong, before I came here it was 100% healthy, why would it be so high.... wait, it's your nurse, she did it, any one looking like that would skew anyone's blood pressure!!!!
Doctor: Huh, Nurse Yui, look at her, someone like her would make your pressure go up so much?
Yoshino: Er, uh, looking like that certainly wouldn't, actually may though but look at how she looked when she examined me.....

