^ FOB are sold out posers who stole their most recent song. Doesn't it sound just a bit too familiar? Kinda like Mika Nakashima's My Medicine?
I fucked Dolly Parton, I fucked Loretta LynnI fucked Barbara Mandrill and I fucked all of her kinI fucked Minnie Pearl, I fucked Elvis Presley's little girlI fucked the Judds, I fucked the JuddsCHORUS:My Country Boner, it won't go downIt won't go down, it won't go downMy boner my boner my boner won't go downIt won't go down it won't go downMy country boner it won't go downFucked Willie Nelson I fucked him deep insideI fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he diedI fucked Dwight Yoakum,Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered when I poked himI fucked the judds I fucked the JuddsCHORUSI fucked Alabama I fucked the Oakridge BoysI fucked Randy Travis with a 12 inch plastic toyI fucked the cast of Hee Haw I fucked Glen Campbell I fucked him on a see sawKennie Rodgers thought it crass when I fucked his big white assCHORUS x2My Country Boner, it won't go downIt won't go down, it won't go downMy boner my boner my boner won't go downIt won't go down it won't go downMy country boner it won't go downWon't go downWon't... go.... dooooown.