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Sex act gone horribly, horribly wrong
« on: March 13, 2009, 12:29:44 AM »
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At approximately 1:30 a.m. on Sunday, March 8, units from Bay District Fire Department and Lexington Park Rescue Squad responded to a call for a woman bleeding in Lexington Park.

A man told authorities that he had placed a sex toy on a saber saw blade and that the blade had sawed through the plastic and severely wounded the woman. Trooper 7 transported the woman to PG Hospital. The case remains under investigation at this time. No word on the condition of the woman at this time.

http://www.thebaynet.com/news/index.cfm/fa/viewStory/story_ID/12368

 :shocked :shocked :shocked :shocked

That's just....ow.

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Re: Sex act gone horribly, horribly wrong
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2009, 06:08:03 AM »
kids, never try this at home   :akachin:


hope they learned the lesson

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Re: Sex act gone horribly, horribly wrong
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2009, 11:53:33 PM »
LMFAO  A great way for my town to make  the paper guys.
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Re: Sex act gone horribly, horribly wrong
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2009, 02:01:40 AM »
....? Why would you even do that?

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Re: Sex act gone horribly, horribly wrong
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2009, 03:08:44 AM »
I'm not gonna judge them for what turns them on, but maybe you should at least take the saw part off first...

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Re: Sex act gone horribly, horribly wrong
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2009, 08:09:01 PM »
I CRINGED IN REAL LIFE.

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Re: Sex act gone horribly, horribly wrong
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2009, 08:07:47 PM »
what the fuck... :bleed eyes:
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Re: Sex act gone horribly, horribly wrong
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2009, 10:09:27 PM »
 :mon wtf:

.....WHY? Oh my...that's just wrong. XD

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Re: Sex act gone horribly, horribly wrong
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2009, 10:12:43 PM »
Well, that hurt just reading it.  :shock:

I've seen this before on Howard Stern's on demand channel.  There's a porn site called fucking machines and they retrofit tools and shit with sex toys. But uh, yeah, they tend to remove the end parts before putting the toy on. That's probably where they got the idea from.

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Re: Sex act gone horribly, horribly wrong
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2009, 02:31:12 AM »
^ You're right, I've seen drills being used for the same purpose. The idea that they attached it on top of the blade, rather than removing it, well it's Darwinism at it's finest.

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Re: Sex act gone horribly, horribly wrong
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2009, 09:38:20 AM »
hmm, ok.





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Re: Sex act gone horribly, horribly wrong
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2009, 07:32:22 PM »
That's pretty awesome.. in a horrifying way. Anyone want to try? :shocked:

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Re: Sex act gone horribly, horribly wrong
« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2009, 01:55:19 AM »
I can't even figure out how they did this lol so he uh... what?

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Re: Sex act gone horribly, horribly wrong
« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2009, 09:03:43 AM »
he stuck a dildo on the end of one of those little saw things, the dildo came off the saw part and... yeah...

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Re: Sex act gone horribly, horribly wrong
« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2009, 12:36:34 PM »
wa ? O_o

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Re: Sex act gone horribly, horribly wrong
« Reply #15 on: March 20, 2009, 04:10:58 PM »
I had to google image a saber saw but NOW I understand D:

I guess it's one way to kill off a fetish about a carpenter, right?

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