^ It's because the girl who created the "Comfessions Thread" in the Hip Joint's username is Comrade- so Com instead of Con
It can get a little confusing though! D: I was saying "confess" there for ages then felt really bad when I found out it was a running joke that I for some reason never read properly...
I comfess I feel bad for not buying AKB48 things lately- I've been meaning to make an order for weeks but don't have the cash...