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Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Santa Eri- 12/24/09)
« Reply #100 on: December 24, 2009, 05:34:14 PM »
And this one, I made this a year ago... I just thought about some odd couples...ahaahaha..enjoy.XD


Xmas special 2008- Morning Musume Christmas Songs

Mama Ga Santa Ni Kissu Shita  (I Saw Mama Kissing Santa Claus) ~ Maki/Natsumi

“Moshi-moshi, Kaasan!” The taller girl greeted the one who opened the door. As she said those words, she simultaneously put her wrist watch near her mouth.

“Ehhh?!? Shouldn’t it be Merry Christmas?” The shorter girl commented at the greeting of the one visiting her. She let her come inside her apartment.

“Well, that was just my initial greeting. Here’s your gift. Merry Christmas!” The taller girl handed to her a small, thin package. She immediately accepted it and opened the gift. It was her friend’s latest single on her new company.

“Arigatou! I heard that you’re the one who composed your single ‘Hear Me’ right? I’m so sorry. I haven’t listened to it.”

“It’s alright. Open the case. There’s something inside that’s different from what was released in public.” The shorter girls followed the order of her friend and true enough; there’s something inside that’s different from the real cover of the single. There’s an edited picture of the two of them taken from their ‘Mr. Moonlight’ days. The giver edited it and added some graphic designs like Santa hats and a snowy background. “You’re Mrs. Santa… because you’re the ‘mama’ of the group, right? Abe-san?”

“Stop making fun of me because of that!” Natsumi pretended that she was angry which made the other one laugh out loud. The shorter one leaned forward and kissed her friend on her cheek. “Anyways, I won’t be angry with you because it’s Christmas. Thanks for the nice gift, Maki.”


Aka Hana no Tonakai (Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer) ~Rika/Miki

“ACCCHOOO!!!!” The girl sneezed loudly as a speck of dust entered her nostrils. The yearly general cleaning was the dreaded thing that she hated the most. She’s an asthmatic person and dusts and smog were one of the triggers. Luckily this year, a friend decided to help her clean her pad. She never asked for it but that particular girl extended her help without any questions. She somewhat ‘hated’ that girl at first for she always makes fun of her but now, she realized that first impressions don’t last.

“Hey, are you alright? If you’re already tired, rest first. Don’t strain yourself. I can take care of this.”

“But…”

“No buts! Just rest first and then you can help me out later. I don’t want you to have an attack. Look, your nose is already red. You look like Rudolf now.” The girl laughed at her friend’s somewhat lame joke. She nodded and went to her room to rest for a while.

“Thanks Miki. You’re so good to me.”

“Well, my comments can be pretty harsh because you always put up that ‘Charmy Ishikawa desu!’ antics but yeah, we’re still friends.. So… yeah, that’s it.”

“You seem that you’re not good in making nice comments. All I can hear is the word… ‘yeah’.” Miki glared at the girl near the door.

“What did I tell you, Rudolf? Go and rest now or I swear I’ll throw these dusts on your face!”

“Hidoi… Fine, Vixen. I’ll rest now.”

“Ehh? Vixen? I thought I’m Santa? Am I not good to you now?” Rika laughed. This girl can be weird sometimes.

“It’s one of Santa’s reindeer, Vixen, Panzer, Rudolf, etc. And besides, I think that name suits you.” Miki glared at Rika and this time. The two of them laughed at the same time. “Rudolf’s going to rest now. Thanks for helping me.”



Morobi To Kozorite(Joy to the World)
~ Eri/Yuuko
Eri was scared when the great ‘Yuuko Nakazawa’ invited her to her apartment. She didn’t know why but her heart can’t stop beating really fast. As she pressed the doorbell, she remembered her birthday party last night where Yuuko whispered to her the invitation.

“Go to my apartment tomorrow night. I’ll take no for an answer.”

She heard the lock of the door opened and her heart doubled its pace. She heard strange rumors about some kind of ‘initiation’ that her sempai did to her victims before. And now, she’s all alone with her tonight. She closed her eyes as she saw the door opened in front of her.

“Hey Eric! Are you going to sell me some gifts?” Eri opened her eyes and it was met by her sempai’s warmest smile. “Merry Christmas, come in!”

Eri was struck by the wonderful Christmas decorations inside Yuuko’s lair. It felt warm, welcoming and friendly despite the fierce image that the owner was exhibiting in public.

“I have a gift for you. And prepared some food that I know you will love.”

“Ehh? Why are you doing this?” Eri asked. She was so curious at the sudden change of behavior that her sempai was showing her.

“Well, I just read this certain fic that you are my daughter so yeah. Since it’s your birthday yesterday, I thought I’ll treat you like my daughter as my gift.”

“Ehh? What do you mean by fic? And I thought that you have a gift for me?”

“Fic is some kind of a story. Don’t strain your mind thinking about that. And the gift that I have is your Christmas gift, not your birthday gift.”

“Kaasan… So you really admitted that you’re already old.” Eri nudged Yuuko’s sides. Yuuko glared at her.

“DON’T YOU DARE RUIN MY MOOD WHEN I’M BEING NICE HERE YOUNG LADY!!!.... Hehehe, I scared you haven’t I? Come on, let’s eat.” Eri was overjoyed at the nice dinner that her ‘mother’ prepared. After eating, they played some PS2 games and sang various songs in the built in ‘karaoke’ program in Yuuko’s newly bought DVD player. And then, Yuuko gave a large box to Eri. Eri opened it quickly and was delighted at the huge turtle stuffed toy that Yuuko gave her as a gift. She hugged her ‘mother’ tightly.

“THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!! I think this is the best day of my life! I had fun staying in your apartment. You know, I was scared when I went here. I hear lots of negative rumors about you and your apartment.”

“Glad I made you happy this Christmas. And yeah, those rumors were true. And I’ll initiate you right now.” Yuuko grinned at Eri. She caught her hand and pushed Eri towards the chair. She quickly got a rope from underneath it and tied Eri’s small hands before disappearing in the kitchen. Eri wanted to cry. It seemed that Yuuko’s generosity and kindness was only a mask for her hidden plan. Yuuko emerged back from the kitchen.

“I wouldn’t take no for an answer. You’re already 20 so don’t tell me that you’re still young to drink sake.”



Kiyoshi Kono Yoru (Silent Night)
~Ai/Kaori

Ai Takahashi. The new face of Hello! Project, the leader of Morning Musume. She was also doing a detective drama on NHK and busy with their upcoming year-ender concert. With all the activities that she’s been doing, she’s somewhat exhausted and tired. She’s looking for their Christmas break as a day to rest, be in touch with her inner self, and think about these past events and to make some objectives for the coming year.

The day came and all she did in the morning was sleep, sleep and sleep. She woke up at around six in the evening. She cooked some pasta and some pork for dinner. She bought a cake last night and some salad for dessert just in case somebody would drop by; although she knew that she wouldn’t have any visitors because all of them were with their own families. She was halfway through her ‘Christmas’ dinner when her door bell rang.

“Who could that be?” Ai stood up and went to her door. She opened her door and was surprised by the sudden visit of someone she didn’t even think would visit her.

“Merry Christmas!”

“Merry Christmas too, sempai. Come in.” Ai opened her door wide enough for her visitor to come inside. “Have you eaten your dinner yet? I have some pasta and sweets in the ref.” The taller person nodded and Ai prepared her some foods. They both ate silently. Ai didn’t have the slightest idea as to why her sempai was visiting her but it seemed that the ‘other’ already read her mind.

“Oh yeah, I’m here to help you relax.”

“Huh?” Ai was surprised at what she heard. It seemed that she underestimated her sempai’s powers.

“It’s stressful being the leader right? I know how hard it is so I thought that I’ll help you unwind a little bit. It all lies in the concentration.” After eating their dinner, Ai led her to her room. Apparently, her sempai brought some aromatic candles in which she said will help her ‘feel the mood’ and relax. Ai did what the other was telling her to do in a slow, hypnotizing voice.

“Close your eyes… Think nothing and let me lead you towards a wonderful, happy place.” Ai thought that it’s funny at first but as soon as she felt relieved and at ease, she thought otherwise and let her thoughts wander at her sempai’s ‘world’. At the end of the ‘session’, Ai felt as at peace. In the session, her sempai helped her set goals and objectives for the next year.

“You really helped me a lot.”

“It’s nothing. I’ve been in your position for at least five years so I know what you’re experiencing right now.”

“Thanks a lot, Iida-sempai.”



Kaze Mo Yuki Mo Tomodachida (Frosty the Snowman)~ Sayumi/Hitomi

Sayumi woke up in the middle of the night. There’s something… or someone inside her house. Her mother and sister visited her earlier but they didn’t stay in her apartment. It was Sayumi’s first Christmas in her apartment alone because she always went back to Yamaguchi a day before Christmas. Sad to say, but they have a rehearsal tomorrow so she has no choice but to celebrate it alone. To remove the loneliness that she’s feeling, she tried to sleep it away.

~CRASH~

Sayumi hid herself in her blankets. Someone was DEFINITELY inside her house and who ever that someone is, that person’s making a whole lot of mess. She tried to open her lamp beside her but it seemed that someone cut the electric lines. And talk about bad timing because she hasn’t recharged her phone’s battery. A lot of things ran on to her mind.

“What if that person’s a psychotic killer? Or a rapist? Or a kidnapper??!? Waaaahh!!! KOWAII YO!!! Somebody please save me! I don’t want to die!!!” And then Sayumi started remembering things. And she had no idea why the scenes were the ones where she’s always helpless, a weakling. As she remembered how her friends laugh at her, her courage grew.

“I will show them that I’m not like that at all.” Sayumi got out of her bed and grabbed a baseball bat inside her cabinet. She wanted to throw it before but now, she found its usefulness. Slowly, she descended the stairs, towards her living room. Before she went out of her room, she grabbed her flashlight. She focused the light to her floor. She noticed that it’s full of white flakes which looked like snow. She stepped on it. It’s not cold. It’s one of those movie-type snow. And then from her peripheral vision, she noticed someone move near the kitchen. She quickly flashed her light in its direction only to find out a ‘snowman’ standing there.

“Ehh? Is this a kind of joke?” Said said to nobody in particular. She dropped her bat and checked the ‘snowman’. She was about to turn around the snowman but it moved quickly and hugged her.

“WAAAAHHH!!!”

“Merry Christmas, my little princess!” The familiar voice of the snowman came out. Sayumi looked at the tall girl that she was facing now.

“Ehh, Yocchan?!? Why?”

“I just want to visit one of my princesses this wonderful night. I know that you’re alone, and nobody wants to be alone on Christmas eve so yeah…” Sayumi tried to hold back her tears because of happiness. She’s not alone now.

“Thank you…”

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Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Morning Musume Christmas Special- 12/24/09)
« Reply #101 on: December 24, 2009, 08:40:34 PM »
I don't want to individually comment on each but I will try by posts instead :lol:

Your first set, a lot of intimate scenes which is really good especially the Konkon/Mako one

The second set, every carol in Japanese sugoiiiii~ Very relative to each song

what else???? Oh yeah have a merry christmas and keep up your writing
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Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Morning Musume Christmas Special- 12/24/09)
« Reply #102 on: December 25, 2009, 02:36:06 PM »
Merry Christmas  :mon santa4:

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Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Morning Musume Christmas Special- 12/24/09)
« Reply #103 on: December 25, 2009, 10:55:40 PM »
Cute!

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Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Morning Musume Christmas Special- 12/24/09)
« Reply #104 on: December 27, 2009, 07:55:15 AM »
Wahhhhhh I missed reading this before Christmas :doh: Guess this will be post-Christmas comment? :sweatdrop:

It's H!P Christmas Galore! My fav has got to be Santa’s Reindeer. How can you not love the Santa-Reindeer combo? :inlove:

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Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Morning Musume Christmas Special- 12/24/09)
« Reply #105 on: December 31, 2009, 12:16:59 PM »
Just a quick post before the end of the year!!!! I'll just post this one and then log out again... I'll cook spaghetti first. I'll just come back later, before the New Year celebrations will start here and try to finish the next chapter of that fangirl fic of mine because of a deal...ahahahaha... Oh yeah.....before I forgot....


HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS!!!!!
:mon santa3: :mon santa2: :mon firecrack: :cheers  :cow: :yossi: :otomerika:


enjoy reading this crazy fic!XD


Legend of the Firecracker

One fine evening, a young couple was staring at the clear night sky when suddenly, fireworks exploded from afar, giving different colors to the sky.

“Nee, Ai-chan. Do you know how they put different colors in the fire crackers? Do they put food coloring in the gun powder?”

“Why would they put FOOD coloring there? Risa, you are really funny.”

“But, how can they produce those yellow, green and pink colors?” Risa looked back at her lover who was holding her from behind.

“Hhmmm, there’s a story that I’ve read on a book about fire crackers. It’s like an urban legend.”

“Come on, tell it to me.”

……………………
“Once upon a time, even before China was being ruled by an emperor, there were three powerful kingdoms. The North, Middle and South Kingdoms were ruled by three, young queens. The North Kingdom was ruled by Queen Junjun. The kingdom was much like Sparta. They were focused on military tactics and kung-fu. The people respected their queen because of her prowess in the battle field. Her tall figure and awesome brute strength was enough to make their enemies ran away from her.

The South Kingdom was ruled by Queen Aika. That kingdom was like Athens. The queen wanted her people to be intelligent and creative so she put up many schools. The queen even gave scholarships to those with ‘special’ ability like her. She became queen not by blood or marriage but because of her high memory capacity. She can memorize a list of names or things in twenty minutes.

Queen Linlin was the ruler of the Middle Kingdom. The people there were happy and contented with their lives. They were the traders and businessmen of the old China. Queen Linlin was a jolly queen and she wanted her people to be like her. Every morning, the citizens of her kingdom would gather near her palace. When the first ray of sunlight illuminates the statue of the queen, Queen Linlin would come out of her room and laugh with her people.”


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“What?!?! EVERYDAY??? They are laughing with the queen?” Risa asked quite shocked at her girlfriend’s story.

“Yeah, according to that book, it’s like the queen wanted to start their day right with a laugh. They even nick named her the ‘HAHA Queen’.”

“Really weird queen if you ask me. So, where do the colors of the fire crackers fit in?”
………………….
“These kingdoms have different Gods that they worship. For the North Kingdom, they worshipped the studious but narcissistic, pink hare-God, Sayu. The South, they worshipped the fiery yellow tiger-God, Reina and for the Middle Kingdom, the subtle and shy green turtle-God, Eri. As you noticed, the gods that they were worshipping were in contrast with what the kingdoms were doing. And it was noticed by a young, mischievous traveler named Koharu.

Koharu visited the South Kingdom first. When she heard that there’s a ‘Memory’ Competition and the winner will get a free meal, she decided to join, only to be surprised that she will have to compete with the queen. It was a tough fight but still, the Queen won. Even though Koharu lost, the queen still gave her a free meal and a free tour of the kingdom.”


“And this is the shrine of our Tiger God, Reina.”

“Hhmm, who made this statue? Your god has wonky eyes.”

“Don’t say that about our God. She might kill you with her Fiery Glare.”

“Ok, I won’t but still… her eyes… it’s a little disturbing.”

…………………….
“After visiting the South Kingdom, she went to the Middle Kingdom and ‘interrupted’ the morning routine.”

“WHERE IS IT??? WHAT’S THE REASON OF YOUR LAUGHING MARATHON? I DON’T SEE SOMETHING FUNNY! SHARE IT TO ME~!!!”

“Even though she disturbed their routine, since she’s on the land where only happiness exists, she was forgiven by their good queen.”

“You know, you should stay here in our kingdom. You’re a jolly person too.”

“I can’t stay in just one place. I’m a traveler and I would want to see different places before I die.”

“If that’s the case, then let out tortoise-god, Eri, guide you on your journey.”

“Ehh? Why does your God’s thighs are like that?”

“That’s because she uses her power called Thunder Thighs.”

“Thunder Thighs? Shouldn’t it be Thunder shell or something? She’s a tortoise. She’s supposed to have low leg powers right?”

………………………
“When she reached the North Kingdom, they were in the middle of their Daily Exercise. Queen Junjun was not happy with the disturbance that she made the traveler do push-ups, 100 times.”

“UWAAAH~! I’M SO TIRED!!!!”

“That’s your punishment for interrupting our exercise.”

“Geez, will you lighten up? It’s just an exercise.”

“It’s not JUST an exercise. It’s important for us to have good body built.”

“Ehh? If you’re so into ‘body building’, then why does this statue of this girl looks so skinny? She looks like a wimp if you ask me.”

“Don’t you dare disrespect our hare-God, Sayu! She will punish you with her ‘venom tongue’!”

…………………….
“Koharu stayed at the shoreline of the North Kingdom, ready to go out of China the next day. While she was asleep, the 3 Gods were having a confrontation in their sky palace.”

“I’LL KILL THAT GIRL!!! SHE SAID I HAVE WONKY EYES!!!”

“Hey, calm down. Lower your voice, I’m trying to sleep here.”

“In case you were asleep earlier. SHE BAD-MOUTHED YOUR THIGHS!!!”

“ZZZzzzzzzzz.”

“Geez, Reina. You’ll get wrinkles on your face if you don’t stop what you’re doing.”

“BUT, THAT KID’S REALLY ANNOYING!!!! DON’T TELL ME YOU’RE NOT ANGRY WITH HER WHEN SHE CALLED YOU A WIMP!!!!”

“Well, I don’t mind being called a wimp as long as I’m the cutest god there is on the entire heaven.”

“ARRRGGGHHH!!!!! ARE YOU REALLY THE NORTH KINGDOM’S GOD?!?! YOU WON’T EVEN FIGHT!!!”

“And look who’s talking… your kingdom is a peaceful and intellectual kingdom. And if you have a ‘brain’, then you’ll realize that you have to stay calm and at peace with your inner self.”

“The tiger god was really angry with Koharu and the hare-god amplified her ‘grouchiness’. She grabbed a carrot and threw it towards the hare-god but her ‘wonky’ eyes made it hard for her to aim and thus, hitting the sleeping tortoise-god.”

“THAT WAS MY FOOD!!!! I’ll KILL YOU!!!”

“WHO DISTURB MY SLEEP!?!?!?! YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS!!!!”

“FINE! LET’S FINISH THIS ARGUMENT TONIGHT!!”

“The tortoise-god opened her shell and out came an army of little turtles. The tiger-god growled and from her breath, formed an army of little kittens. The hare-god hopped around and from the wind that she produced, came an army of little bunnies.  The 3 armies clashed with each other and when they clashed, they produced a wonderful color in the sky followed by a loud bang. Koharu was woken up at the sound and she watched the spectacle with awe, not knowing that she’s the first one to start it.”

…………………..
“And that’s how the firecracker’s colors started based on the book by ‘Murasaki Aoi’.” Ai finished her story. Risa remained quiet, as if she’s still processing something.

“So, I guess, the pink colors came from the bunnies then, the green ones, from the turtle and the yellow colors came from the kitties?”

“Yes. Cool right?”

“Yeah, cool story. I didn’t know that there’s a legend about that. You really love reading books. I guess, you lived in that South Kingdom in your past life.” Ai laughed at what her girlfriend just said. The two continued watching the night sky being lit up with fireworks.

“Nee~ Ai-chan, I wonder if Koharu’s still the cause of this ‘heavenly war’ right now.”

“Hmm, I highly agree.”

“Why?”

“Well, because after that incident, Koharu went here in Japan and annoyed our own gods Izanagi and Izanami.”

“Ohh, she really is mischievous.”

“Yes she is… Can we please stop talking about her? Let’s just enjoy our date here.”

THE END


HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS!!!!XD


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Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Legend of the Firecracker- 12/31/09)
« Reply #106 on: December 31, 2009, 01:01:44 PM »
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: *gasp* :rofl: :rofl:

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Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Legend of the Firecracker- 12/31/09)
« Reply #107 on: December 31, 2009, 04:58:48 PM »
that was really funny, something that was needed for today  :rofl:
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Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Legend of the Firecracker- 12/31/09)
« Reply #108 on: December 31, 2009, 05:22:20 PM »
lol that was so cute XD all of those fit the girls perfectly XD expecialy with koha as the mistchif maker XD

“WHERE IS IT??? WHAT’S THE REASON OF YOUR LAUGHING MARATHON? I DON’T SEE SOMETHING FUNNY! SHARE IT TO ME~!!!”

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that made me laugh my ass off XDDDD

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Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Legend of the Firecracker- 12/31/09)
« Reply #109 on: January 01, 2010, 10:05:05 AM »
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Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Legend of the Firecracker- 12/31/09)
« Reply #110 on: January 01, 2010, 05:51:07 PM »
LOL this is hilarious :lol: I first read this story shortly before the countdown and 'nuff to say that I couldn't view the fireworks as... fireworks XD Wonder if Koharu did something mischievious in my town as well :nervous

Hmm I wonder what Koharu did to Izanagi and Izanami :lol:

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Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Legend of the Firecracker- 12/31/09)
« Reply #111 on: January 01, 2010, 09:15:26 PM »
That was all sorts of awesome!

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Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Legend of the Firecracker- 12/31/09)
« Reply #112 on: January 02, 2010, 11:55:39 AM »
This fic was too funny!! I don't know how you came up with it but golly, everything fitted really well. The details about the gods' appearances XD and characters and linking it to the colors of the fireworks :shocked You really put a lot of thought into this. Koharu as the unwitting troublemaker was win :lol:

Happy Nii Year to you too :twothumbs

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Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Legend of the Firecracker- 12/31/09)
« Reply #113 on: January 04, 2010, 08:03:54 PM »
I'm glad that you liked my new year present.. thanks a lot...
LOL this is hilarious :lol: I first read this story shortly before the countdown and 'nuff to say that I couldn't view the fireworks as... fireworks XD Wonder if Koharu did something mischievious in my town as well :nervous

Hmm I wonder what Koharu did to Izanagi and Izanami :lol:
Yeah.. I wonder wherether Koharu visited my town too... and made the Rokkies fight with each other again last New Year's Eve... :rofl:

This fic was too funny!! I don't know how you came up with it but golly, everything fitted really well. The details about the gods' appearances XD and characters and linking it to the colors of the fireworks :shocked You really put a lot of thought into this. Koharu as the unwitting troublemaker was win :lol:

Happy Nii Year to you too :twothumbs

I really didn't put a lot of thought to it... It just came into my mind while I'm still at my work.. and my co-workers were staring at me because I was having a hard time holding my laughter. I even went inside the bar area so that I can laugh freely without my co-workers or the guests seeing me... My imaginations timing's really bad.. :rofl


I had another fic...it's not the first time that I made a fic inside a fic..but this one's easier to make because it's funny... It's already 3am here..and I still have work tomorrow morning. so I'll just post it and then I'll be off to dream land.



Tanaka-Deka’s Regrets

Every great story has its back ground. Sometimes, it just popped out of one’s mind, much like a bulb lighting inside the head while crying out ‘Eureka’. Other times, a good story can be based on experience, or something that have been seen or read. And for one Reina Tanaka… it could be both.

It started one day, when her two best friends were acting a little ‘too’ close to each other. Reina looked at them quizzically. It was just last week where they had that little ‘play’ where the older one, tried to ‘protect’ her from the narcissist; but now, it seemed that the two ‘leveled-up’ in terms of closeness. The great ‘Tanaka-Deka, wanted to know the truth.

She started observing/stalking her friends. She saw how the bunny would take an extra ‘touch’ on the turtle’s hand; a quick but definitely  ‘lovingly’ kiss on the cheeks; a tight hug that’s becoming habitually… as in everyday, every hour.. and every minute that the two spent time alone together. They were ‘not’ that always ‘alone’, sometimes they spend their time with the leader or sub-leader… or even with her but still… Reina felt that they’ve become ‘too far’ from her.

Reina remembered the dialogue a week before; the day before it all started. Even though she’s not good at using the high-tech box; with a thing named after a pest and a lot of buttons with characters, she decided to use it (against her will of course). She typed in slowly first of the two ‘label’ that she had remembered. Reina was shocked with the result. When she typed the second-one, she was overwhelmed at the great number of supporters. The turtle was right; there were more ‘TanaKamei’ pairings than the ‘TanaShige’ ones. Reina followed the links and she was greeted with a page where Morning Musume ‘stories’ resides.

Reina’s wonky eyes grew wider as the genre jumped from normal Momusu stuffs, to sci-fi, to paranormal, to fluff, and lastly… to the ‘ero-side’. Reina stayed unmoved for the past hour. She managed to read three TanaShige ‘ero’ fic and most of it was really out of character. They were intoxicated? They were not yet on the right age to drink and she would definitely not ‘do’ it on a really dirty public restroom. She rested her eyes first and let the reality sink in. There were people, more specifically, fans that made stories like that to them. Considering that she’s the one who started that ‘play’ thing on Hawaii and on the DVD magazine, but those fans were really ‘exaggerating’ it.

Reina continued reading and this time, she read those with ‘TanaKamei’ tags. Reina blinked many times as she read the different stories. Since when did she become a mushy person? Ok, she’s a good person inside her yankii attitude but crying ‘overly’ when Eri left her? Trying to kill herself? Being over romantic to Eri? Being the ‘initiator’? She can’t even imagine herself starting those kinds of things towards her friend. Reina snickered. The fans should try to investigate more. But she can’t really blame it right? After all, it’s all fiction. Her eyes were so tired from reading all of those stuffs that she decided to turn the computer off… but she noticed something that she should have noticed earlier on… A KameShige fic.

…………………
Finding the Truth

“OHAYOU~!” The narcissist extraordinaire and the atomic aho greeted cheerily. The other members greeted them back, but not the little yankii. She went towards the turtle and pulled her away from the bunny.

“Hey, are you alright? What happened last night?”

“Yeah, you can say that I’m still in one piece. We just talked.. Oh, she let me have enough sleep.”

“Ehh?? How’s that???” Reina asked, quite shocked that Eri got a different treatment than her.

“I don’t know.. Maybe because, we’re best friends.”

“But I’m your best friend too! We’re Rokkies!”

“Uhhh.. maybe because, we’re a little bit too close to each other.”

……………………
It was a normal day at the studio. The girls were trying to learn the choreography for their new song. Reina couldn’t help but notice the way the bunny and the turtle ‘communicate’ with each other. They were a little too close from comfort during breaks. When she mingled with them, the two started acting awkwardly. Reina smelled something fishy going on between the two. Reina knew how ‘evil’ Sayu can be sometimes and she was thinking that she might be planning something against the current leaders so her and Eri can be the leader. Thinking of the possible every day ‘narcissistic’ routines that the ‘future’ sub-leader will make them do was making her head ache. Reina decided to learn the truth.

“Hey guys! Want to go shopping today?!”

“SURE!!!” Almost all of the girls answered back. Reina turned to her fellow rokkies who was looking like they were planning something else.

“How about you two? Come on, it’ll be fun!”

“I’m sorry Reina but I promised Eri that I’ll treat her today. JUST her.”

“You’re going to treat me?” Eri pointed at herself.

“Yes~!” Sayu forced a laugh. Reina knew something was wrong the moment ‘Eri’ was a little bit slow to play along with Sayu. The other girls started pulling her away from her fellow rokkies and was excited about shopping that they didn’t mind whether the two was going with them.

“Oh well, there’s always a next time to find the truth.
……………………..
“So, what did she ask you?” The bunny asked the turtle after their rehearsals.

“She just asked me why you gave her a different treatment than me. She’s really annoyed that you only let her sleep for an hour while you gave me at least four hours of sleep.” Sayumi chuckled and hugged her so called ‘best friend’.

“Of course.. she’s different. She’s not the one I truly love.” Sayumi held Eri’s chin and kissed her passionately on her lips. Eri abruptly pulled away as she remembered that they were still inside the studio.

“Sayu, not here. Someone might come back.”

“No one will comeback. Reina invited them go to shopping with her right? So don’t be afraid… after all, I locked it after they’ve gone away.” Sayumi smirked as she remembered what she had done earlier. Eri was shocked at the ‘naughtiness’ of her girlfriend at first and then smiled.

“You really are evil sometimes.”

“Well, only for you.” Sayumi answered before diving in for another kiss.

The End

~PM me if you want the perv.  :D~





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“HOLY CRAP!!!!” Reina exclaimed as she read that ‘single’ fic. It looked like the ‘author’ has some kind of ‘psychic powers’ and used it as tool to ‘spy’ on their daily lives. Reina hovered her fingers on the keyboard. Her inner self wanted to ‘read’ that ‘ero’ fic but at the same time… she felt really bad for her two friends. Given that the story was really, really close to the real thing that happened last week, she wanted to know what happened when those two were alone inside a room. She secured and tied little angel-Reina and proceeded with making an account on that forum.

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“Tanaka-san, what are you doing alone here?” The tall ‘miracle’ member asked as soon as she saw her sempai looking blankly at the vast space in front of her.

“Searching for inner peace of mind.”  Reina replied nonchalantly. Koharu was about to poke her on her side to check whether she’s just asleep and sleep talking when Aika came, hugging Reina immediately from behind.

“Tanaka-san! Let’s go shopping after practice! Help me pick a good camera.”

“Can I come along too?! I wanted to buy a new belt.” Koharu squealed with delight.

“Sure! You can come along with us, right Tanaka-san?” Aika hugged tightly the little yankii which made the one involved to snap out of her reverie and remembered what she read last night:



Koha-Rei pairing (rated R)
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Summary: Reina was obsessed with Koharu but the other liked Aika. Reina invited Koharu to her house for a tea party, drugged her and used a belt to tie her up to her bed. Warning: Not for the faint hearted.


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Summary: Aika asked Reina to be her model in her photography assignment. Aika made Reina wear different sets of clothes which made the ‘photographer’ make mistakes on her shots. Contains lovey-dovey scenes that would make any fans go wild at this pairing.


“GAAAAHHHH!!!!!” Reina shouted and ran away from her two, stunned kouhais. Reina needed to ran away from them as soon as possible. The writer really was a psychic. Her feet ran and ran until it took her to the direction of the elevator. When the door opened, Reina saw her two best friends inside, kissing and groping each other. The two quickly stopped what they were doing when they saw a frozen Reina in front of them.

“Hi there Reina! Where are you going? We still have practice today.” Sayumi asked, without a trail of embarrassment on her voice for being ‘caught-up-in-the-act’. The other one was doing badly and was turning into a tomato. The two moved out of the elevator and walked towards the room where Reina was a moment ago. Reina made the two stop on their tracks with her ‘bold’ question.

“Just what are you doing inside the elevator?” Reina ‘fearfully’ asked the two culprits. She didn’t really want to hear the truth, it’s just that she’s curious whether that ‘author’ has hit the spot.

“Ahhh… nothing.. we are doing nothing.. Right Shige-san?” Eri nervously looked at the girl beside her.

“I think she deserves to know it. She’s still a rokkie.” Sayumi looked straight in Reina’s eyes. “Look Reina, Eri and I have been officially dating since last week… and it started right after our phone incident. Remember I called her? So there. We’re lovers now and I think you know what ‘lovers’ usually do right?” Reina’s color left her face. That ‘author’ was really right.

“I know… you don’t have to mention it to me.” Reina went inside the elevator and pushed the close button. Somehow, her imagination’s still ‘showing what she read on that ‘ero’ KameShige fic in which that ‘author’ described vividly.

“This is all your fault… YOU HEAR THAT!!! YOUR FAULT!!! STUPID ELEVATOR!!!!”  Reina banged the lifeless metal door with her fist. If only they didn’t see that YoMiki scene before… if they didn’t see that TakaGaki scene… if she didn’t let her ‘deka’ side took over and observed KameShige, then she would still have her sanity. A couple of floors down and the elevator door opened. Reina looked up and saw the taller of the Chinese members. She pushed the button of the floor where they will practice their new dance routine for their PV. As the door closed, Reina saw the other one pulled something from her bag.

“Ohayou Tanaka-san! Want some banana?” Reina’s mind went blank.

Jun-Rei Pairing (drama, angst)
Alone: Chapter 4
Summary: Reina was a loner in her school until a Chinese exchange student decided to get closer with her. Junjun was on the elevator with Reina and decided to start talking to her with an aid of a banana. Will Junjun succeed on making the girl her friend when Reina definitely didn’t want the other to know the truth behind her past? Chapter 4 is up and contains a lot of drama.


“NOOOOooooo!!!! LET ME OUT!!!!! I’M STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!”

The End



oh yeah... if you haven't noticed it yet...this is part 6 of my Inside the Elevator oneshot series..XD
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Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Tanaka-Deka's Regrets- 01/04/10)
« Reply #114 on: January 04, 2010, 11:23:00 PM »
XDDD nice~! poor reina XDD she must be truamatized XDDD
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Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Tanaka-Deka's Regrets- 01/04/10)
« Reply #115 on: January 05, 2010, 12:13:30 AM »
Poor poor Reina XD It reminds me of a similar fic I read where Yossie tries to 'educate' Reina and guide her to the world of fanfics, so that she can finally wake up and accept Eri's feelings for her....or something like that XD


But I always did wonder how the girls would feel if they came across fanfics about them, especially the pervy ones. Sayu even seems to be aware of some of the pairings XD



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Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Tanaka-Deka's Regrets- 01/04/10)
« Reply #116 on: January 05, 2010, 03:27:01 AM »
But I always did wonder how the girls would feel if they came across fanfics about them, especially the pervy ones. Sayu even seems to be aware of some of the pairings XD
I've always wonder too! XD And you never know one of the members here could be from H!P or the girls themselves :lol: Sayu knows about the pairings? Hmm wonder how :P


Guess Reina will be more self-aware of the interactions happening around her and will always link them to the world of fanfiction XD

p.s. Reina created an account? She must be real curious about what happened in the room :lol:
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Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Tanaka-Deka's Regrets- 01/04/10)
« Reply #117 on: January 05, 2010, 11:25:27 AM »
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Even though she’s not good at using the high-tech box; with a thing named after a pest and a lot of buttons with characters, she decided to use it
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Koha-Rei pairing (rated R)
Wrapped
Summary: Reina was obsessed with Koharu but the other liked Aika. Reina invited Koharu to her house for a tea party, drugged her and used a belt to tie her up to her bed. Warning: Not for the faint hearted.
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ReiKa pairing (fluff)
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Summary: Aika asked Reina to be her model in her photography assignment. Aika made Reina wear different sets of clothes which made the ‘photographer’ make mistakes on her shots. Contains lovey-dovey scenes that would make any fans go wild at this pairing.
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“This is all your fault… YOU HEAR THAT!!! YOUR FAULT!!! STUPID ELEVATOR!!!!”
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“Ohayou Tanaka-san! Want some banana?” Reina’s mind went blank.

Jun-Rei Pairing (drama, angst)
Alone: Chapter 4
Summary: Reina was a loner in her school until a Chinese exchange student decided to get closer with her. Junjun was on the elevator with Reina and decided to start talking to her with an aid of a banana. Will Junjun succeed on making the girl her friend when Reina definitely didn’t want the other to know the truth behind her past? Chapter 4 is up and contains a lot of drama.
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“NOOOOooooo!!!! LET ME OUT!!!!! I’M STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!”
:lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :imdead: Freaking awesome.

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Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Tanaka-Deka's Regrets- 01/04/10)
« Reply #118 on: January 09, 2010, 05:49:47 PM »
Poor poor Reina XD It reminds me of a similar fic I read where Yossie tries to 'educate' Reina and guide her to the world of fanfics, so that she can finally wake up and accept Eri's feelings for her....or something like that XD

what fic is that? and where did you read it? I want to read it too..XD


I've always wonder too! XD And you never know one of the members here could be from H!P or the girls themselves :lol: Sayu knows about the pairings? Hmm wonder how :P


Guess Reina will be more self-aware of the interactions happening around her and will always link them to the world of fanfiction XD

p.s. Reina created an account? She must be real curious about what happened in the room :lol:

I don't know about H!P but on Johnny's,some of them know about the pairings... I forgot the show (maybe Utaban??) but Subaru of Kanjani 8 said that he liked this certain english song and he bought it's album. And I think when they asked where he got that, he said that it's on Youtube.. it's the song used for an OPV of him and Yassu (SubaYas)... Ahahahaha... I hope the girls were like that too.XD

about ur ps... If only I can write pervy fics... I'll not hesitate in writing it so that you can have a glimpse as to why Reina was really curious...ahahaha..XD

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Re: Cogi's Oneshots (Tanaka-Deka's Regrets- 01/04/10)
« Reply #119 on: January 10, 2010, 12:07:43 PM »
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Reina knew how ‘evil’ Sayu can be sometimes and she was thinking that she might be planning something against the current leaders so her and Eri can be the leader. Thinking of the possible every day ‘narcissistic’ routines that the ‘future’ sub-leader will make them do was making her head ache. Reina decided to learn the truth.

  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:


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Koha-Rei pairing (rated R)
Wrapped
Summary: Reina was obsessed with Koharu but the other liked Aika. Reina invited Koharu to her house for a tea party, drugged her and used a belt to tie her up to her bed. Warning: Not for the faint hearted.

OMG  :on lol:  :on lol:  :on lol:


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Click
Summary: Aika asked Reina to be her model in her photography assignment. Aika made Reina wear different sets of clothes which made the ‘photographer’ make mistakes on her shots. Contains lovey-dovey scenes that would make any fans go wild at this pairing.

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


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Jun-Rei Pairing (drama, angst)
Alone: Chapter 4
Summary: Reina was a loner in her school until a Chinese exchange student decided to get closer with her. Junjun was on the elevator with Reina and decided to start talking to her with an aid of a banana. Will Junjun succeed on making the girl her friend when Reina definitely didn’t want the other to know the truth behind her past? Chapter 4 is up and contains a lot of drama.

“NOOOOooooo!!!! LET ME OUT!!!!! I’M STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!”

Holy cow  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:


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