I have a very important announcement to make. This has been on my mind for quite a while and no longer can I live with this charade. For so long I have lived a comforting lie but no longer can this go on. I must come clean. I can no longer support AKB48 as it is. I, Datalanche, am graduating from being a fan of this monstrosity.
I just can't deal with it anymore. The often good music, the overwhelmingly entertaining TV shows, the amazing girls… never ONCE did this evil empire stop to think that maybe some people would become devout fans, fall in love with their oshi's from each group, and have an epic amount of fun following and supporting this newfound hobby. Did they ever think that some of us might want to play video games or have other hobbies once in a while? How am I supposed to manage my time with them taking it all up? Take responsibility for myself? Pfff. Did they even stop to think that maybe some people can be overly sensitive to such a glorious amount of great content? Did the EVER ASK US IF WE WANTED TO HAVE ALL THIS FUN?! How selfish!!!
There are a few particular reasons why I've come to this conclusion.
SATAN!!!!! How dare this woman come into my life? Where do I even begin? How did this even happen to me? I'm crying guys. I mean.. In West Texas born and raised, on the computer is where I spent most of my days. Geeking out, maxing the bandwidth, relaxing all cool and using some proxies inside of the school when a couple of idols who were up to no good starting downloading to my Network Neighborhood. I got in one little ep and my mom got scared and said "You're becoming a Sashi oshi with AKB48+10 on the air!"
AND THEN!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS GIRL DARED TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND FOUR YEARS AGO. WAAAGHHHHHH I'M SOOOOO MAD. VISIT MY TUMBLR AT lulz://wahwahbawbaw.tumblr.com TO SEE HOW ANGRY ME AND MICROSOFT PAINT ARE!!1!! Instead of quitting her job over perfectly normal social behavior she DARED to go to HKT48 and PUT THAT GROUP ON THE MAP. WHAT A NIGHTMARE! Just knowing that she entered HKT48 and took a UPPER MIDDLE-ISH POSITION AWAY FROM THOSE GIRLS. GRRRRRR!!!!! Tashima Meru better watch out! This girl is BAD NEWS.
Yeah but srsly, how dare she entertain me like no other idol? Who does she think she is?
I don't buy your goody goody act anymore, missy. Just because you're beautiful, delightful, and sing like an angel I'm supposed to support you? How much of my money have I willingly given you and your group? Clearly you've taken advantage of me! T_T My feels. MY FEEEEEEELS.
MIGHT BE WORST OF ALL. This clearly genetically engineered idol MONSTER is sucking people in left and right. Look away! Look away my brothers! We are not fish in her barrel! Her perfect body is so.. soo… great. Look at that skin, them legs, the bum, the… what was I talking about again? Uhh…
Uhhh… OH YEAH! She's bad. Bad bad bad. Bad girl. I volunteer to spank her in the new world order.
See above.
Clearly the evil 48 empire knows they are losing the war. They send this new, fresh army to destroy us. Backed by General Sashihara they will be formidable, but we can overcome.
So there. That is my new stance. I apologize for this long message but I feel it is important. Oh, and also, happy April Fool's Day.
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