Saburo where are you man ... I'm talking to myself. 
Gomen, gomen... Some thoughts on the last couple weeks:
B.J. Ryan signing by Toronto: a wild gamble for a team with plenty money. All closers are overpaid, in my opinion.
Rocket Roger not being offered arbitration by Houston: it might work out. Clemens won't be able to join the Astros until May and that might give him enough rest to retain stamina in August and September. He can pitch in the WBC, rest a few months, do light workouts in an extended "spring training" and who knows? He might post another sub-3.00 ERA in 2006.
I hope Frank Thomas is playing in the majors in 2006. He put up friggin' Ted Williams numbers in the 90s. We shouldn't forget about him too quickly.
Soriano to D.C.: Great deal for the Rangers and a downright shitty one for the folks in Washington, who are being blackballed by MLB interests who can afford to build their own goddamn ballpark. Soriano probably peaked already, still can't walk for shit, is a sucker for the low-and-outside pitches and doesn't seem to want to be a team player, refusing to move to the outfield. Good luck, Nationals fans!
Miguel Tejada-Manny Ramirez trade: you can trade their baseball cards but one-up superstar trades like these do NOT happen anymore. Especially in the same division.
Jesus Damon joins The Evil Empire: I'd guess that three-fourths of Yankee fans aren't sleeping well tonight...