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« Reply #760 on: November 05, 2006, 11:57:24 PM »
^ Most of them are just Kamei-tized from CN facts!!! XD
 
But some fit her so well it's hard to resist!

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« Reply #761 on: November 06, 2006, 12:39:35 AM »
Shameless Kamster Fact #200!
A man once asked Kamei Eri if her real name is "Elizabeth". Kamei Eri did not respond, she simply stared at him until he exploded.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #205!
Kamei Eri's favourite cut of meat is the thunderthigh.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #209!
A blind man once stepped on Kamei Eris' shoe. Kamei replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Kamei Eri!" The mere mention of her name cured this man's blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal thunderthigh kick to the face by Kamei Eri.

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« Reply #762 on: November 06, 2006, 12:43:41 AM »
actually these are funnier than the chuck norris ones

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« Reply #763 on: November 06, 2006, 01:01:28 AM »
I just started reading this shameless fact XD XD XD

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« Reply #764 on: November 06, 2006, 01:37:22 AM »
Those Kamster facts are hilarious. XD

Here's my contribution:

Shameless Kamster Fact # 215


Kamei Eri is the successor of the 4th secret forbidden move in jankenpyon: the thunderthigh. It's so secret, even she doesn't know that she has it.

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« Reply #765 on: November 06, 2006, 02:56:18 AM »
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actually these are funnier than the chuck norris ones

most of them are actually just taken from the chuck norris ones and put into a kamei eri context so I think that may be just your bias thinking :lol:

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« Reply #766 on: November 06, 2006, 03:48:48 AM »
aw, I thought they were original but it doesn't matter cuz they're all hella funny :lol:

btw, Hakkan CM was pretty funny and cute this week. http://www.veoh.com/videoDetails.html?v=e150459BjHPhmzH



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« Reply #767 on: November 06, 2006, 08:35:19 AM »
yeah, i only wrote the roller coaster one, my other two i just took norris/vin diesel facts and kametised them lol

but like meow said, some just fit so well XD

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« Reply #768 on: November 06, 2006, 02:48:11 PM »
Shameless Kamster Fact #45

Saddam Hussein would rather have his neck snapped by Kamei Eri's thunderthighs than to be hanged.
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« Reply #769 on: November 06, 2006, 07:05:12 PM »
Funny to see how Eri got freaked out in Hakkan! CM today when Risa said "Kame, an ant is coming"
And Eri literally slapped her hand down trying to kill "the ant"!!!
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so evil!!!
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oh.... and I wish I was "Pikachu" in today's Hakkan! CM. Take a look closely of his left-arm when he and Eri were taking photo.
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« Reply #770 on: November 07, 2006, 07:38:08 PM »
Shameless Kamster Fact #801!
On an official H!P questionnaire, the gi~rls were asked, “What frightens you the most?“. Kimura Ayaka wrote, “Sharks”. Michishige Sayumi wrote, “Haunted Houses”. Kamei Eri simply wrote, “Kamei Eri”. Kamei Eri fears nothing but, Kamei Eri.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #802!
The 80’s hit, “Eye of the Tiger” was originally titled, “Eye of the Turtle”. This, of course, changed immediately after production, due to threats and allegations from Kamei Eri regarding, and I quote, “a thunderthigh kick in the face by Kamei Eri”.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #803!
Unknown to most people, the worlds largest dam, “The Three Gorges Dam”, was originally named, “The Kamsterdam”. This was, of course, changed, due to numerous occasions where tourists would experience hallucinations. Hallucinations, involving Kamei Eri. As in, a thunderthigh kick in the face, by Kamei Eri.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #804!
Kamei Eri does not own an ipod. She owns a kampod.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #805!
There is no such thing as a gay man. Just men who haven’t met Kamei Eri.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #806!
Kamei Eri doesn’t believe in ghosts. Ghosts believe in Kamei Eri.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #807!
Kamei Eri vows never again to land on her thighs. One grand canyon is enough.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #808!
Unknown to the masses, Tsunku was, in fact, a beautiful woman. That is, until Kamei Eri had “other” plans. Starting with a thunderthigh kick in the face by Kamei Eri. The rest, they say, is history.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #809!
In a recent interview regarding futsal, Kamei Eri was asked to give her thoughts on the H!P representative team, GATAS BRILHANTES. “They’re great!”, Kamei Eri simply replied. “Each and every one of those gi~rls holds a special place in my heart as a sociable holder for blood and guts.” Kamei Eri then proceeds to thunderthigh kick the interviewer in the face, killing him instantly. No one questions Kamei Eri but Kamei Eri.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #810!
Contrary to popular belief, Kamei Eri was not born on December 23rd. December 23rd was born on Kamei Eri.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #811!
This summer, Kamei Eri will finally be put into a shuffle group. The consisting members? Kamei Eri and, of course, Kamei Eri’s thighs. Their first single? “A Thunderthigh Kick in the Face by Kamei Eri”.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #812!
Kamei Eri once challenged a gi~rl to a staring contest. Reina's eye hasn’t been the same since.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #813!
Most kids play dodgeball. Kamei Eri plays stop-boeing-707’s-with-your-thighball.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #814!
Kamei Eri once ordered mangos from a papaya vending machine. It did what it was told.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #815!
Morning Musume’s 14th single, “Souda! We’re Alive!”, sold approximately 443,630 units. Despite skepticism however, the title actually continues, as in, “Souda! We’re Alive! …Until you get Thunderthigh Kicked in the Face by Kamei Eri”.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #816!
Originally, Kamei Eri was, in fact, scheduled a cameo on Viyuden’s first album, in a track entitled, “Thigh~suite room~”. This idea, of course, was scrapped, due to speculations and fears of being thunderthigh kicked in the face by Kamei Eri.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #817!
GAM’s first single, “Thanks!” was actually produced in homage to Kamei Eri. As the full track listing has it as, “Thanks! For not Thunderthigh Kicking me in the Face”. This was not left unnoticed however, due to the release of GAM’s second single, “Melodies”, which is, of course, mainly describing the violent high pitched sounds they hear, after being thunderthigh kicked in the face by Kamei Eri.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #818!
Kamei Eri is currently suing Tsunku, claiming that Morning Musume’s 30th single, “Ambitious! Yashinteki de ii jan”, is, in fact, derived from Kamei Eri’s own song, “Thigh-liscious! Kamei Eri de ii jan”.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #819!
On the next Morning Musume tour, Kamei Eri will exclusively sing a rendition of Goto Maki’s, “Some Boys! Touch”. Her version is different however, as the official tour track listing, states it as, “Some Boys! Touch Kamei Eri Ends up being Thunderthigh Kicked in the face by Kamei Eri”.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #820!
According to historians, there was once a young Japanese who was, in fact, 12ft tall. That is, until Kamei Eri thunderthigh kicked her in the face. Mari hasn’t grown since.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #821!
During a recent handshake event, a young fan complimented Kamei Eri for her good looks and cute charm. “Thanks!”, Kamei Eri simply replied. This, of course, led to a thunderthigh kick in the face by Kamei Eri, killing him instantly. No one compliments Kamei Eri but Kamei Eri.
 
Shameless Kamster Fact #822!
Contrary to popular belief, no member of Hello!Project has been majorly affected by Kamei Eri. There is, however, the exception of Atsuko, whom was smacked in the face with an ugly stick by Kamei Eri.
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« Reply #771 on: November 07, 2006, 08:18:03 PM »
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Funny to see how Eri got freaked out in Hakkan! CM today when Risa said "Kame, an ant is coming"
And Eri literally slapped her hand down trying to kill "the ant"!!!
:ONstoned:
so evil!!!
:lol:

oh.... and I wish I was "Pikachu" in today's Hakkan! CM. Take a look closely of his left-arm when he and Eri were taking photo.



scenes like that expose their true nature! :ONshifty:

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« Reply #772 on: November 07, 2006, 09:52:10 PM »
These are my faves :lol:

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Shameless Kamster Fact #806!
Kamei Eri doesn’t believe in ghosts. Ghosts believe in Kamei Eri.

Shameless Kamster Fact #810!
Contrary to popular belief, Kamei Eri was not born on December 23rd. December 23rd was born on Kamei Eri.

Shameless Kamster Fact #812!
Kamei Eri once challenged a gi~rl to a staring contest. Reina's eye hasn’t been the same since.
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« Reply #773 on: November 08, 2006, 03:11:59 AM »
Quote from: .:meowchi:.
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There is no such thing as a gay man. Just men who haven’t met Kamei Eri.

best. fact. ever.
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« Reply #774 on: November 08, 2006, 03:23:08 AM »
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best. fact. ever.
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« Reply #775 on: November 08, 2006, 04:17:55 AM »
LOL @ fact  #812
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« Reply #776 on: November 08, 2006, 04:18:14 AM »
bwahahahaha I wonder what it's like to be thunderthighed in the face XD

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« Reply #777 on: November 08, 2006, 08:36:10 PM »
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Shameless Kamster Fact #XXX!
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« Reply #778 on: November 08, 2006, 11:32:53 PM »
Shamless Kamster Fact #701!
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Kamei Eri.
 
Shamless Kamster Fact #702!
Kamei Eri defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Kamei Eri loves you.
 
Shamless Kamster Fact #703!
Kamei Eri doesn't cut her grass. She dares it to grow.

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« Reply #779 on: November 09, 2006, 12:05:33 AM »
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