Shameless Kamster Fact #801!
On an official H!P questionnaire, the gi~rls were asked, “What frightens you the most?“. Kimura Ayaka wrote, “Sharks”. Michishige Sayumi wrote, “Haunted Houses”. Kamei Eri simply wrote, “Kamei Eri”. Kamei Eri fears nothing but, Kamei Eri.
Shameless Kamster Fact #802!
The 80’s hit, “Eye of the Tiger” was originally titled, “Eye of the Turtle”. This, of course, changed immediately after production, due to threats and allegations from Kamei Eri regarding, and I quote, “a thunderthigh kick in the face by Kamei Eri”.
Shameless Kamster Fact #803!
Unknown to most people, the worlds largest dam, “The Three Gorges Dam”, was originally named, “The Kamsterdam”. This was, of course, changed, due to numerous occasions where tourists would experience hallucinations. Hallucinations, involving Kamei Eri. As in, a thunderthigh kick in the face, by Kamei Eri.
Shameless Kamster Fact #804!
Kamei Eri does not own an ipod. She owns a kampod.
Shameless Kamster Fact #805!
There is no such thing as a gay man. Just men who haven’t met Kamei Eri.
Shameless Kamster Fact #806!
Kamei Eri doesn’t believe in ghosts. Ghosts believe in Kamei Eri.
Shameless Kamster Fact #807!
Kamei Eri vows never again to land on her thighs. One grand canyon is enough.
Shameless Kamster Fact #808!
Unknown to the masses, Tsunku was, in fact, a beautiful woman. That is, until Kamei Eri had “other” plans. Starting with a thunderthigh kick in the face by Kamei Eri. The rest, they say, is history.
Shameless Kamster Fact #809!
In a recent interview regarding futsal, Kamei Eri was asked to give her thoughts on the H!P representative team, GATAS BRILHANTES. “They’re great!”, Kamei Eri simply replied. “Each and every one of those gi~rls holds a special place in my heart as a sociable holder for blood and guts.” Kamei Eri then proceeds to thunderthigh kick the interviewer in the face, killing him instantly. No one questions Kamei Eri but Kamei Eri.
Shameless Kamster Fact #810!
Contrary to popular belief, Kamei Eri was not born on December 23rd. December 23rd was born on Kamei Eri.
Shameless Kamster Fact #811!
This summer, Kamei Eri will finally be put into a shuffle group. The consisting members? Kamei Eri and, of course, Kamei Eri’s thighs. Their first single? “A Thunderthigh Kick in the Face by Kamei Eri”.
Shameless Kamster Fact #812!
Kamei Eri once challenged a gi~rl to a staring contest. Reina's eye hasn’t been the same since.
Shameless Kamster Fact #813!
Most kids play dodgeball. Kamei Eri plays stop-boeing-707’s-with-your-thighball.
Shameless Kamster Fact #814!
Kamei Eri once ordered mangos from a papaya vending machine. It did what it was told.
Shameless Kamster Fact #815!
Morning Musume’s 14th single, “Souda! We’re Alive!”, sold approximately 443,630 units. Despite skepticism however, the title actually continues, as in, “Souda! We’re Alive! …Until you get Thunderthigh Kicked in the Face by Kamei Eri”.
Shameless Kamster Fact #816!
Originally, Kamei Eri was, in fact, scheduled a cameo on Viyuden’s first album, in a track entitled, “Thigh~suite room~”. This idea, of course, was scrapped, due to speculations and fears of being thunderthigh kicked in the face by Kamei Eri.
Shameless Kamster Fact #817!
GAM’s first single, “Thanks!” was actually produced in homage to Kamei Eri. As the full track listing has it as, “Thanks! For not Thunderthigh Kicking me in the Face”. This was not left unnoticed however, due to the release of GAM’s second single, “Melodies”, which is, of course, mainly describing the violent high pitched sounds they hear, after being thunderthigh kicked in the face by Kamei Eri.
Shameless Kamster Fact #818!
Kamei Eri is currently suing Tsunku, claiming that Morning Musume’s 30th single, “Ambitious! Yashinteki de ii jan”, is, in fact, derived from Kamei Eri’s own song, “Thigh-liscious! Kamei Eri de ii jan”.
Shameless Kamster Fact #819!
On the next Morning Musume tour, Kamei Eri will exclusively sing a rendition of Goto Maki’s, “Some Boys! Touch”. Her version is different however, as the official tour track listing, states it as, “Some Boys! Touch Kamei Eri Ends up being Thunderthigh Kicked in the face by Kamei Eri”.
Shameless Kamster Fact #820!
According to historians, there was once a young Japanese who was, in fact, 12ft tall. That is, until Kamei Eri thunderthigh kicked her in the face. Mari hasn’t grown since.
Shameless Kamster Fact #821!
During a recent handshake event, a young fan complimented Kamei Eri for her good looks and cute charm. “Thanks!”, Kamei Eri simply replied. This, of course, led to a thunderthigh kick in the face by Kamei Eri, killing him instantly. No one compliments Kamei Eri but Kamei Eri.
Shameless Kamster Fact #822!
Contrary to popular belief, no member of Hello!Project has been majorly affected by Kamei Eri. There is, however, the exception of Atsuko, whom was smacked in the face with an ugly stick by Kamei Eri.
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