Im so pissed off today!! I wrote a hell of a lot and AGAIN it all went down the drain!!
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Glancing at the clock she saw that she had only 5 minutes to get these girls to the apartment. Yossui switched the Oba-chan Mobile into 4WD mode as she jumped the sidewalk and cut across the park for the second time that night.
Screams and prayers from the passengers filled the vehicle as it became air born, shooting through a hedge and joining up with a road.
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Yuuko packed the last box away and went to answer the knock at the door.
"I knew you could do it" She smiled at Yossui, plucking a twig from the girl's hair.
Yuuko opened the door wider, inviting Melon Kinenbi, W, Yuki Maeda, Mai, Ayaka and Nakai in.
Alcohol was quickly brought out and exchange. Yossui found herself again in the hallway with a mysterious beer in her hand. This time she was thankful. By damn, did she need it.
She removed the cap and took a swig. "Ahhh...."
Yuuko's door opened and Matsuura came flying out curtesy of Yuuko's foot.
"Why cant I come!" She pleaded.
Yasuda, the unoffical sub-party co-odinator, waved her finger. "You know why you are ban! Boss'es orders!"
The door was slammed shut on the soloist. She turned slowly to walk away, peeling her fake goatie and sideburns off. "Well, it was worth a try"
Yossui couldnt help but ask. "You ate her chicken breasts, didnt you"
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Kaorin dealt the cards out for the 5th round.
It was tradition to play atleast one round of poker at the beginning of each party. The tradition had started only 6 parties ago but it was a tradition none the less.
Mari raised her hand in the air to pose a question. "If I have 4 kings, is that good or bad?"
The room groaned.
Megumi threw her cards on the ground "Im out then"
"Yeah, me too" Ayumi tossed her hand aside.
Mari watched as the room folded before speaking out. "Uhh, I actually had 1 pair. I was just clarifying the rules...But now that I have your attention can we play a different game"
Kaori took off her poker hat and wiped the sweat from her brow. "Like what"
"I dont know. We can think of something"
Yuuko left the room for a moment and came back with an envelope. "Dont worry, I have a list for such occasions!"
From inside the envelope she produced an old tattered piece of paper with well over a 100 different things to do when under the influence. Beside each was a mark that meant absolutely nothing to anyone else execpt the 1 generation.
Yuuko ummed and erred her way down the list.
"Dack-a-thon!!" Yasuda exclaimed, pointing to activity number 132 on the list.
"What on earth is that?"
Mari retrieved the smaller, newer envelope from the next room labeled - dack-a-thon- and stood on the coffee table to read it allowed.
"All participants in a dackathon must make two teams. The two teams must collect a hot pair of pants from a member of each generation, a sub group, soloist and a complete stranger.
A referee is selected to stay at the finish line and wait for the return of these teams and their booty..."
Ayumi interjected. "It doesnt really say booty, does it?"
"Shhh!!"
Mari cleared her throat and continued reading. "Participants must not be caught by authorities and each team member must arrive with their group at the finish line for an offical end to the game to be called" Mari lowered the paper. "Ok so any questions?"
Ayumi raised her hand. "What defines hot pants?"
"It means they have to be removed from the body and taken to be concidered 'hot'...anymore questions? Good!"
"Let's get teams underway" Yuuko shook up a box containing two different coloured sticks and handed it around. "So...who's on who's team?"